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>News
(01/22-24) AKB48 Group Request Hour Setlist Best 100 2016.
(01/23) Umeda Ayaka announces graduation.
(02/10) New Team A stage "M.T. ni sasagu" begins.
(02/16-18,20,22,25,27-28) Minami Takahashi special stages.
(03/03-04) Miyazawa Sae graduation concert "Minna, Nakunjaneezo" at Nippon Gaishi Hall.
(03/09) AKB48 43rd Single (Kimi wa Melody). Sakura center. Maeda Atsuko, Oshima Yuko, Itano Tomomi, Shinoda Mariko and Takahashi Minami will return for this single.
(03/23) Nogizaka46 14th Single (Title TBA).
(03/26-27) Minami Takahashi graduation concert "148.5cm no Mita Yume" at Yokohama Stadium.
>Useful Links
LODs and Live Shows: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JnKp_AEeGUNTNePfY3C3AO4veiVi7frza82lRo44ejQ
48/46 Group Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1B1HFVF5iQBgvjDrPnmwfbq0Iz6VvaOmDep0C2x8yoMo
AKB48 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dUAcADxd9BOvJGXXQdPTZ6L7co5N2GhWFiTnpFz68qk
HKT48 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13WO-YcaJkph2yu75SwCjEu5DCMC50mZhccureCnwQQA
Nogizaka46 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17eKIpPGgBA1YUV5bI3yyKyQYcW9hqM9iLaFZcZP3mLA
AKB H/S: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oATy7ZX78NxKUr3WVNbg4eZ8sfKDZKCpBT61p0RAsrA
Nogizaka H/S: http://ameblo.jp/seto-kasumi/
>>14668212
First for Hori cucked
>>14668220
this has been a morning of cuties
Comfiest costumes ever
>>14668226
she is a dinosaur after all
Why do girls have to grow up?
I guess they let them pick their own outfits for the documentary photosets
im starting to fall for sakurai. what do i do
>>14668235
Are you male?
>>14668232
their destiny is to become milfs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6ufLu4mEQ8
>>14668235
look at her nose
Hello to Cho Bros
>>14668236
yes
>>14668226
Requesting the best version of MELODY MELODY that we have so far
Post your top 5 prettiest members so I can laugh at your shit taste.
>>14668243
Are you into brown girls ?
>>14668235
Ask yourself when you started liking Indians.
>>14668243
Sorry to hear that, anon.
>>14668241
i think its ok
>>14668249
she looks greek
>>14668249
>>14668250
now that you guys put it that way, she looks distinctly brown wtf. i never noticed this.
>>14668253
The higher the leaf the greater their opinion of themselves.
>>14668245
Thanks mate, can i have a better quality of this one ?
>>14668256
Pull yourself together, anon. You should have a mental inventory of brown members at all times.
>>14668245
Reminder that Maimai was a model before she was a Nogi. The rest of these girls are just kind of cute.
>Favorite Game: Mario, Kingdom Hearts, Pokemon
>>14668247
Here's the longest version we have.Enjoy your tinnitus.
https://d.maxfile.ro/uzqeaworgj.mp3
>>14668267
>Model before enters idol group
>Gets BTFO on a fashion contest
kek
>>14668252
Just in case. From Left to Right
Naami, Satone, Yuzu, Erii
>>14668268
She's someone's daughter. And I fapped to herrepeatedly
>>14668267
Was she a model for masks?
>>14668270
I should have clarified no screeching.
>>14668268
aesthetic perfection
>>14668268
its like an alternative entry point :3
>>14668262
Hit the wrong key.
>>14668283
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B5HdxEBPIQl8ODBBREhhY2dmUmc/view?pref=2&pli=1
>>14668309
Thank you
>>14668282
that's a good one. made me smirk bro
Perhaps Churi midriff will give me the will to study
>>14668318
The strongest light in my life.
>>14668318
How come she's still so nervous on camera?
>>14668323
you need an idol who is reading
>>14668326
germans are known to be a reserved and private people
Pretty good.
https://vimeo.com/141255287
>>14668330
Photobooks are still books
>>14668343
that's right anon
Loves kissing people, according to gen-mate Kawasaki Narumi
>>14668349
Unauthorized copying in action.
>>14668268
Who is that jav idol?
>>14668343
You know what's damned sexy?boolean algebra. "An Investigation of the Laws of Thought..."gave me the highest hots.
>>14668360
Morikawa Ayaka, she's not a JAV idol.
>>14668368
>>14668349
A system is causal if the output at any time depends only on the past and present input and output values!Wow, hot stuff!
>>14668369
kitarie will be the only not yet to do jav
>>14668380
Sounds about right.
>>14668379
that makes churi causal
>>14668242
Hey Chomsky.
>>14668392
she looks provincial and dumb but not the kind of girl who would do JAV
>>14668392
Is this webm ever going to end?
>>14668397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Dw5opEYprQ
>>14668392
UDON
>>14668291
calm downnns
>>14668400
Sasshi looks really ugly there.
Daily Forehead
>>14668421
Really glad she didn't make senbatsu.
Did the guy Sasshi blowjob needed medical assistance? Because her mouth looks like a fucking sawmill. Look at those teeth.
BTW next week Okappa, /akbg/'s oshimen, will appear in HKT vs. NGT show.
>>14668428
you clearly have never given a blowjob before
>>14668428
>BTW next week Okappa, /akbg/'s oshimen, will appear in HKT vs. NGT show.
Guess I can skip one episode.
>>14668428
>>14668428
There are techniques wherein you can successfully give head without teeth. I tried it many times with my bf.
>>14668445
Wow, she got an ear job?
>>14668428
Finally we'll see some real fangs.
>>14668300
Thanks again and what ?
>>14668392
no wonder she got this flabby
>>14668411
What show?
>>14668379
Algorithmic thought rules.
Some can't take it, thought.
>>14668446
trip on Minegeshi
>>14668454
more of her feet
>>14668454
Those are the boobs ofa bully
>>14668467
>>14668454
she's perfect for the 3-F rule.
>>14668456
Mmmm
>>14668454
I hate this cunt
those tits look fake as hell
>>14668477
too bad.
>>14668461
I'm not Minegeshi though. I'm a regular AKB fan who happens to be a girl who used to have an ex boyfriend.
>>14668480
saho is OFF limits. never post lewd saho.
>>14668418
#4 in looks
#4 in performing ability
#3 in comedic sense
#1 in self deprecation
>>14668494
>>14668481
>used to have an ex boyfriend
a cute SEA girl :3
http://b.1339.cf/qcyyoko.webm
>>14668494
Kitarie is by far the ugliest Not yet.
>>14668420
My first thought was this before I realized what it was
>>14668503
Bring her back to AKB.
Sakura is AKB center
Haruppi is HKT center
my dream came true
>>14668517
now we wait for them to gather their forces and clash once and for all to decide the fate of the world
>>14668506
Man she's pretty. Her vag must be dangerously plump
>>14668506
Those lips... is she a african hafu ?
>>14668503
Sounds like two cats mating
>>14668517
Is your dream the destruction of akb?
Are there any good shops in Tokyo to buy photos besides Liberty?
>>14668533
akb AND hkt
>>14668485
>>14668457
Yonpara
>>14668540
Midriffs are the best thing in the world
>>14668538
All over Akihabara and a couple in Shinjuku.
>>14668503
>everyone bowing to Takamina
>>14668485
>lewd saho
you speak of impossible things anon
>>14668517
Will she win the election? Or will they rig it for Jurina?
>>14668540
Marina is stacked
>>14668503
>mai still butthurt
>>14668556
that's a good tummy
>>14668573
You're right, she legit glared at them there.
>>14668556
Yuiri probably has the best mid in 48g and Saho can almost hang right there with her.
>>14668503
Look at this beta chick. She has the privilege of getting Mayuyu's attention and she wouldn't even run her hands through that fucking sex hair.
>>14668602
These episodes are better with sound, anon.
>>14668494
#1 in wealth
#1 in all time votes (all 48G, not just not yet)#1 in lolis
>>14668601
>>14668595
Not while her friends are watching. C'mon mom.
Got more Honda?
>>14668607
>wealth
>all time votes
These might be more related than you think...
>>14668606
>>14668609
Erena is easily on my top 5.
https://a.pomf.cat/counkv.mp4
>>14668618
>>14668601
left is fake lesbian 0/10 would not make webms of
>>14668629
>>14668625
http://1339.cf/
>>14668638
Right away mein frau!
>>14668638
Sorry m8, couldn't resist. Here's best Honda.
>Daily Classy
One more for the Hondabro.
Himutan!
http://b.1339.cf/byuipkb.webm
>>14668503
Fucking traitress
are bangs or forehead better
Have some Fire to drive back Winter's chill.Apologies to any Australians
>>14668675
Both are good
>>14668676
she looks like a chipmunk
>>14668675
A matter of taste and how it looks on the individual girl.
Would you let Naanya warm you up if you were a qt idol /akbg/?
>>14668681
Looks like a hamster to me.
>>14668690
she looks kind of like a bear there though
>>14668657
Might have to start a folder
>>14668680
Mmm that is some long cleavage
Only a whore like Misamisa is fully able to satisfy Manatsu's needs.
>>14668719
you need to stop calling women whores just because they were photographed in bikinis
>>14668715
No and no
>>14668719
Less manatsu is good
>>14668719
I can't believe this meme made the quiz.
>>14668715
Maichan - would go on a date with
Natsu - Would have her whisper lewd things in my ear
>>14668731
>>14668732
I don't like it.
>>14668719
More Manatsu is good.
Welp, this is escalating dangerously, maybe in her next movie/drama she will have a sex scene.
>>14668725
Disliking Fuchigami: a new low for humanity.
>>14668746
That Takei Emi tho
>>14668746
>Rean is the third wheel
This is a terrible role for her I wish to speak to her management agency.
>>14668731
is that komi ?
Did they pick the gayest members for this sub-unit?
>>14668762
yes.
>>14668732
>>14668739
dam son
>>14668764
are they really naked in those barrels?
>>14668719
Kiichan is her s*x toy.
>>14668764
omg that derobe. If I was a Mayu oshi I'd be hospitalized for overfapping right about now.
>>14668764
Oh my god, what show is that?
>>14668772
She's just using Kiichan towarm her up.
>>14668774
I think it's from Sailor Zombie
>>14668746
Her next drama is 初恋芸人, so that's in the realm of possibilities ...
>>14668732
>>14668739
Is her disguise to go do someblowjobsfor extra money without being recognized
>>14668773
Not going to deny it, I felt something when she casually de-robed.
>>14668774
>>14668779
Yeah it's from the making of Sailor Zombie.
>>14668764
Is this all the arousing footage from where you webm'd it?
>>14668801
You find that arousing?
>>14668801
Well there's one with Naanya and Juri but I'm not sure if the rest of the thread would appreciate that.
>>14668810
I'm sure at least Daily Forehead guy would like it.
>>14668810
Yeah, better not share it. I bet the water overflowed as soon as they put their fat ass in the barrel.
Sailor Zombie is better than The Walking Dead
>>14668764
teh fuck is this? i was expecting a funny webm but i got a surprise boner
>>14668823
bruh
>>14668764
At least Yui strips with some decency. Pretending to rub her shoulder or some shit. Mayu's just like woop off with my clothes.
>>14668836
mayu's been showing her crack since an early age
>>14668764
Where did you get this scene? I searched for the making of video but only found a 3 minute one without this scene.
Post some Minarun please.
>>14668636
But fake lesbian are the best kind of lesbian
http://b.1339.cf/zygaqyp.webm
>>14668836
>Yui strips with some decency
Is that another way of saying she's a bit insecure of her fatass so she slowly removes her robe in the hopes that it will be no biggie?
>>14668781
Rena's fucking killing it. She will land her first starring role in a major drama later this year or in 2017.
https://d.maxfile.ro/endxhlmdcw.webm
>>14668428
/akbg/'s oshimen is Sasshi though.
>>14668868
Top tier acting right there
http://b.1339.cf/sgkdpeb.webm
>>14668820
You're just asking for it. Remember: If Ryoka can love this body, you too can accept it.
>>14668836
Execute program: BUTT NEKKID
>>14668517
>Haruppi was one of the few girls to happily congratulate Sakura on her center position
What a good girl.
>>14668879
Guess what's for dinner
>>14668852
Best Vampire
>>14668842
Have fun anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyHVn9Mvayc
>>14668855
Oh man I love airheads.
>>14668879
If anyone mentions Archimedes' principle you're dead
>>14668846
>>14668895
thanks fàm
>>14668836
she probably thought that no one would give a shit about her since mayu was next to her, like the beta she is.
saikin too litttle of her in thread.
>>14668880
this is adorable
>>14668503
Best couple.
>>14668874
cute
>>14668907
>>14668857
Look bub, I've noticed talking trash about Yui for the past few threads now and I want you to know if you have a problem we can solve this right now. I'll meet you at Akihabara Stn. Electric Town exit at 25:00.
Be there.
>>14668894
>>14668908
Is it that time of the day already? Better start dinner.
>>14668915
Don't set the date so early. Give it at least a week so I can be there to back you up and take this punk out.
>>14668901
Thank you.
>>14668915
But I like Yui. You started it first by insulting my oshi. Can we be friends?
>>14668924
We can be friends sure. But you gotta agree to tone down the Okada spam a bit.
>>14668925
>Okada spam
wat
The cover for the 43rd single leaked
did anyone make a webm of yui laying a dropkick on that mechaike uncle?
>>14668933
The only person I've ever insulted is Okada Nana. And Nattsun. And Tani. And Sasshi. And Dasu, Oba Mina, and Jurina. And Sakura but only about her navel. That is it!
>gm
>18/90 slots in the last three singles
literally paruru tier, kami push with nothing in return
>>14668945
I forget Miichan too.
>>14668503
Hot damn. My two oshis.
>>14668951
bait
>>14668945
Wait this isn't you? >>14668836
>>14668915
Not the guy you are dueling with but, can you buy me some Akiba48 related goods once you are there please? Some Komi & Minegishi pisc would be great.
>>14668309
I've watched this probably 40 times now.
>>14668746
Heard she's gonna have a lead role in an upcoming drama. Is this the one?
>>14668951
Nice taste.
>>14668957
Oh that? I was a mere humorous observation. No insult intended. Gomen nasai
>>14668959
I wouldn't be caught dead purchasing those goods
>>14668963
I hope not because it seemed like a supporting role if anything.
>>14668965
Ikoma looks so much prettier now that her teeth are fixed.
Mayu's living the dream fucking her oshimen and molesting kids.
>>14668966
Alright, we can carry on. No homo.
>>14668963
No. That is one of two of current dramas where she plays a side role. Next is her supposed lead role. This one:
http://renamatome.doorblog.jp/archives/1050676741.html
Another Nietzsche webm:
https://d.maxfile.ro/liuxozabjz.webm
>>14668979
Mayu in profile is pretty damn good.
>>14668979
Mayu-senpai why won't you molest me?
>>14668985
>acting
>>14668985
It's going to be on NHK BS Premium only? Does anyone even have that?
http://b.1339.cf/nuefyfn.webm
>>14668987
Mayu is quite pretty in all angles.
>>14668985
I don't follow her work much but I'm interested to see her acting in a lead role.
>>14669003
She has really soft feature. Pretty comfy.
Watchung drunk rean is pretty amusing, even if it's justpooractingHearing her voice again, though. I do miss her after all ;_;
>>14669003
She looks even better in motion. Starting folder for sure now.
>>14668987
Agreed.
>>14669019
>Paris attack on the opposite page
That feels wrong in so many ways.
>>14669002
I can try to capture it. It's starting in march, right?
Anyone have gif or webm of meru and hoshimina from yesterday event?p-please?
https://d.maxfile.ro/inmwptscct.webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7n38EN1CSE
She's so damn cute, it hurts.
>>14669019
delete this
Does anyanon have Miawaki catchphrase.webm?
Asking for a friend.
>>14669031
March 1, 23.15.
>>14669036
Can you tell me some fact about her home prefecture please?
>>14669047
>having friends
You can have this rock.
>>14669051
That's a load bearing rock. What is Happinesu doing?
>>14669051
nm found it. Fuck you nerds it was for me all along.
https://a.pomf.cat/thnfyb.webm
>>14669055
if that rock is going to be happinesu's friend it's going to need to be sturdy
>>14669014
I miss her too
Apparently Ikuchan's PB is sold out in almost everywhere. Luckily I already have my copies.
>>14669074
she's a beautiful girl and deserves it
>>14669074
Damn, hopefully it's in stock when I visit there...
>>14669074
We need stats. Give us a number anon.
>>14669080
Copies available: 0
>>14669086
Where are you checking? I see several places with stock.
>>14669080
I bet it sells over 20000 this week alone.
>>14669074
>>14669091
it's probably an ikudrone trying to make it look like his oshi is successful
>>14669074
I'm biased, but in my opinion it's the best Nogi PB yet.
>>14669093
>20000
lel such low number
>>14669094
>not shilling for your oshi
At least try to support her anon
What an elaborate hairstyle.
>>14669099
>shilling
I don't need to. She's centering the most important single in AKB48 history.
>>14669098
Is it? For one week? Mayu's 2nd PB only sold like 50000 total.
>>14669104
Are you referring to MERODY MERODY NANTO KA HALMONY HALMONY?
>>14669107
>Mayu's 2nd PB
lel that uniform shit? of course it won't sell shit. i know what you're trying to do but since this is ikuchon's first PB how about comparing it with mayu's first PB too? that shit sold 45000+ in 1 week. or try kojiharu? maybe yuko's?
>I was the Nazi all along
>>14668901
She eats like a bear too
>>14669128
Don't imagine Ikuchan pregnant I know you are.
post autistic idols
>>14669133
oh shit
>>14669138
Started from the bottom now we just above the bottom
>>14669141
Oh no a invertebrate sea cucumber has washed to shore
>>14669141
This angle is not very flattering for her face. She looks like a retarded version of Sayanee/Nanase here.
Nogicucks in full force now. Time to go.
>>14669133
>>14669144
Started from the bottom now my whole team fucking just above the bottom
>>14669162
That is one sexy fucking goat
>>14669170
PB incoming \ o /
Speaking of, that should be in the >News
>News
(03/10) Nagao Mariya First Photobook
Tornado has had quite enough of these two
>>14669201
I think Shibatasama has nice boobs
>>14669192
Won't she have graduated by then?
>>14669210
I'm sure her manager thinks so too.
>>14669217
Yes. Doesn't much matter.
>>14669128
Nogizaka really hit the jackpot. She's like Acchan, as Aki-P himself has said it, except she's prettier, has a better body (Acchan wishes she had those j*gs), more talented, actually has a personality and won't get into any drinking scandals with men. Acting is really the only thing she's lacking, but she doesn't seem to care about that anyway. And she hasn't even reached her prime. She'll be a legendary idol.
Just stopping by in this thread to ask why the AKB48 youtube is blocking all the videos in my country now, like a while ago I was able to watch.
I live in America
Is there a reason behind why they did this?
>>14669228
Youtube RED
>>14669228
They haven't agreed to the terms of YouTube RED
>>14669226
I think she's slightly less pretty but does have nicer boobs.
>>14669228
Sasuga american casual frog poster
Ikuta's and Acchan's boobs are like the same size.
>>14669226
She seems to do well in her stage plays.
>>14669233
>>14669232
Is there an alternative place I can watch? An official one I mean
>>14669248
Just use a unblocker or vpn.
>>14669192
We know who's gonna get a couple of those and wonder what could have been.
>>14669242
wow. say no more
>>14669248
VPN that is based in anywhere else than US.
>>14669242
like a boy
>>14669256
>We know who's gonna get a couple of those and wonder what could have been.
That almost sounds poetic.
>too poor for hair dye
>>14669256
this gif is actually banned now
>>14669260
not even close, buckaroo
>>14669257
samefag
>>14669275
What's the point of an oshimen that couldn't feed your child?
Healthy baby haver
>>14669281
wait, you're saying her tits are small? you're out of your mind
>>14669104
In what way is this single important?
>>14669281
Breastfeeding sounds painful in any case.
>>14669287
To be fair that aren't that big. Gravity is helping her a bit there.
>>14669290
even so her breasts are ample
>>14669274
it's not that bad really. it's like mariyagi is just answeringnot yetto yui's request to hold her hand
that one where hori's smile slowly disappears as she realizes the other two are ignoring her and awkwardly starts playing with the velcro in her uniform before stepping out of frame is the worst and that should be banned.
>>14669294
prove it
>>14669287
They are actually rather small. But nice regardless.
>>14669284
it's a shame that she'll never be relevant enough to get a pb
>>14669295
Plus the 5-10 of Jurina trying to kiss Mayu.
>>14669146
>tfw never ever have a gf to experience this
>>14669301
hardly flat or "like a boy" as that other guy put it. I see two good handfuls there
>>14669301
their size improved slightly with age
>>14669284
now i realize that himetan would breed some really healthy babies, she would be on top of the list of women to populate another planet
>>14669301
Of course they're nice, small is best. Acchan's about at the upper limit though.
Shit like >>14669284 just makes people look like some kind of top-heavy freak.
http://ngzk46.tumblr.com/post/138052657964/takayama-kazumi-blog-translation-22022012
Think I might have been too hard on her.
>>14669313
Man, I remember when I fapped to this. Good old times.
>>14669318
nanase is so much prettier why doesn't she diet or kill herself?
>>14669321
We all did, anon. We all did.
>>14669316
big tits doesn't equal a healthy baby what have you been reading? if anything her awful nutritional habits would lead to unhealthier babies
>>14669304
>>14669318
You were mean to her? Damn son, that's cold.
>>14669330
I'm not talking about boobs anon, she have a good body.
>if anything her awful nutritional habits would lead to unhealthier babies
you got a point on that, but if you carry one the ideai of populate a new planet, sure that she would change that
>>14669340
don't be too sure. she would eat all the berries that were supposed to last a week in just one sitting and you'll be fucked
>>14669321
one of the first that started my collection
>>14669342
>>14669289
10th anniversary
>>14669342
Nah, you are exaggerating, she's a good girl, she would behave well.anyway if dont you can discipline her with some slaps
>>14669346
I bet that there's a pink version of this
http://b.1339.cf/phkkuun.webm
Need more videos like this.
>>14669352
It sucks because everyone knows who the new gen center was supposed to be and what a tragic ending that promising career had.
>>14669364
This isn't the JAV thread.
>>14669366
I don't think so
>>14669352
10th anniversary already happened but either way this single is still not as important as SSK singles, Sakura no Hanbiratachi or Aitakatta.
>>14669349
no mio NO
(AKB48 Kouhaku Uta Gassen 2015)
Christmas Eve ni Nakanai you ni:
http://b.1339.cf/cnurenj.mp4
>>14669074
I can attest to this. Not a single Kinokuniya in Bangkok was carrying it. The website says it's sold out.
>>14669375
Also, they even needed Nogis to sell this single..
>>14669375
It is announced as the official 10th anniversary single. Also, I'm not >>14669104, all I did was answer your question as to in what way this single is important. It's obviously not the most important one.
>>14669380
>Bangkok has book stores
>>14669375
This is the single anniversary, not the theater anniversary.
>>14669388
10th anniversary didn't have Mako and she cried about it
>>14669388
>>14669375
>>14669352
At the end of the day, no one will give a fuck what song you centered. It's the painting that matters.
>>14669397
Not sure how that's relevant to the discussion.
>>14669415
I'm saying this can't be 10th anni cause I saw Mako in the senbatsu
>>14669422
You saw wrong.
>>14669426
That's the cutest girl I've ever seen
>>14669397
management's prefer renacchi's fertile body over mako's bitch face
>>14669422
Did you look at Green Flash by accident?
>>14669427
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B5HdxEBPIQl8ODBBREhhY2dmUmc/view?pref=2&pli=1
>>14669427
>>14669437
>>14669438
So? She just performed in the reveal. Doesn't change the fact that she's not gonna be part of the senbatsu. Check the announcement.
>>14669438
she's only there because some of the actual senbatsu members were not at that event. that's really common actually.
>>14669438
I saw Haruppi perform Halloween Night once, that doesn't mean she was in the senbatsu
Well that just seems cruel.
>Okappa sold a h/s slot
b a s e d
>>14669467
48g has too many salt miners among its fans
>>14669472
I don't think Okappa is gonna be salty at hs. Just a little... lifeless.
>>14669472
Shy, not salty.
>>14669467
tfw she cries during your handshake
>>14669482
She probably would if a howaito piggu gaijin turned up.Where do I sign up?
>>14669504
Some of the Niigatas probably have never seen a gaijin IRL. Except for those ones on that show getting cream pied by them.
>>14669014
As if she wasn't drunk on a regular basis now.
>>14669512
Jumper used to be cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEI-SiXIpGE
Now that SNH has their own Mayuyu, AKB has become obsolete.
The death blow is here.
>>14669520
>music cutting out
My sides.
>>14669524
That's a pretty good Mayu.
>>14669524
What OS does she run on?
She's made from China so I'm hesitant about her. Might break in the middle of a performance.
>>14669378
Nice but Komi ruins it.
>>14669520
Melon Juice hype as fuck
>>14669517
How do they remember so many dance moves? Seems like too much.
>>14669520
Has the music ever failed before like that? First time I've seen it happening in 48/46g
>>14668746
>>14668758
Ariyoshi tried to hit that.
>>14669548
They practice for a few days some days before the performance.
>>14669548
you know memory is something that can be trained and since they start young it's a fairly simple task. people used to remember lots of shit before paper was invented
http://b.1339.cf/jjwfzip.mp4
>>14669548
They're simple dance steps not as hard ask-pop dance moves
>>14669552
He was just teasing her to further show women their place as men toys, as usual. He's fighting the good fight.
>>14668908
Maaya is adorable.
>>14669564
>>14669568
Who took pics with Erika?
>>14669552
When Emi first got popular every able bodied man in Japan was trying to hit that. I remember seeing her on TV with Tokio and just off stage her mom was there in case any of them tried to get fresh.
>>14669573
>Ikuta-sama hanging out with lowly Hakatas
>>14669571
WORLDS ARE COLLIDING
https://d.maxfile.ro/evznoqdden.webmOH MISUTEKU
>>14669581
>>14668259
You son of a bitch!
>>14669581
she got photographed in a bikini, just like many "lowly" Hakatas
>>14669557
Did you read a book about peoples' lives before paper or something? Fuck off.
>>14669226
Acchan has a better face but I agree with everything else.
>>14669573
lel fat chance
>>14669226
>Aki-P himself has said it
Source?
>>14669585
Look, a hafu 2shot!
>>14669585
girl on the right is pretty who is she?
>>14668302
nishino looks a lot better than i thought she would with short hair.
Man, she really is a whore. Couldn't even wait for Maimai's graduation to start seeing someone else.
>>14669602
Yamashita Emiri
>>14669589
excuse you, Mads Sourpicklesen
>>14669587
I bet that anon failed that captcha.Because she ate all of the choices.
>>14669615
That other girl looks uncomfortable.
>>14669613
sorry, what episide was that? I've only seen lots of gifs and vines.
>>14669635
nogibingo4 ep9. only watched it for the nanasemaru part, other than that this episode(and the one in the previous nogibingo) were extremely cringy.
>>14669585
Emiri is the chosen one? wow
>>14669649
cute baby browns
Why is Sassy so funny
>>14669642
Thanks.
>>14669666
sashihara no ran was pretty funny. that guy's contagious laugh made it better even.
>>14669666
I used to think women weren't funny but maybe it's just western women.
>>14669689
Its probably just western women. I can't remember the last time a white made me laugh but these idol cuties make me laugh all the time with their goofy gags
>>14669535
Komi's powers of ruination aren't that vast, anon.
>>14669708
Soccer man ruined that pussy tho
Reminder that prr is PLUMP
>>14669734
He wishes.so do i
>>14669689
>>14669702
I hope Amy die in a car accident. Fucking bitch, I hate her so much.
>>14669735
>see this juicy paru
>go to start a prr folder
>realize I already made one
>realize there's only one thing in it
>it's this webm
How did it know??
>>14669744
What's happening to the akbs? Why is everyone getting thin and healthy and delicious?
>>14669735
It's been far too long since a lewd Prr photoshoot.
>>14669751
that boob window
>>14669751
I dunno but I like it
Is there another akb gravure video as good as Ayaloid's?
>>14669751
yuria and worst rena still in senbatsu means that there's still a future for plump akb
Does anyone have an lewd Lemon pictures?
>>14669764
That depends.You're not Australian, are you?
>>14669490
cute little tot
>>14669771
No, I'm not.
>>14669759
lel no. not even close.
>>14669759
I doubt anybody is ever going to top that. Unless Mariyagi suddenly goes full slut but that'll never happen cause she's rich af already.
>>14669764
>>14669771
And this is where I go to bed. Good night guys.
every time minegishi and oya post pictures of their body, showing how they lost weight, I send a tweet complimenting their bodies. I feel like I must encourage them and make them fell better, boosting their self-steem.
I feel like a SEA, though.
>>14669793
Don't encourage Miichan. She basically killed AKB.
>>14669759
first one was a masterpiece. second one wasn't nearly as good.
>>14669776
Then you may have some Lemons
>>14669759
Depends what you mean by "good". Lewd, no.I did think Ayaloid's was kind of repetitive though...
For sheer quantity Ayaloid's can't be beat, but the best parts of Miruneko, Kimi wa, Boku no Mono, andTokunatsu Girlare comparable.
And of course there's Nugiyagare!You should probably avoid one of those if you live in a Western country, however.
>>14669795
nah, she is a nice girl and worked hard to get a nice body.
>>14669800
t-there was a second one after pure smile?
>>14669800
Second one had some good scenes. That maid outfit. Mmmm
>>14669809
I'm so jealous of you right now.
>>14669809
Yeah, and it's better than anon makes it sound. Unfortunately it was only released on DVD, so the visual quality can't compare with Pure Smile.OME-234
>>14669764
i have some but i can't post them because of reasons
>>14669284
her jugs are nice, her thighs are meaty, but there's no good info on her derriere.
>>14669829
We may never know.
shey should put owada on a diet too
>>14669851
48 was lacking a good bbw since minarun started withering.
What's the source for this Ayaloid clip?
http://b.1339.cf/lhyhbdm.mp4
>>14669793
minegishi went from 0 to 100 real fuckin' quick with her body I'm still buzzin' over it
>>14667971
source of this? I need it forlewdreasons.
>>14669467
>>14669478
>>14669482
>>14669793
>encourage them and make them fell better, boosting their self-steem
like minegishi needs that. she makes the other members sit on the floor so she can put her bag on a chair.
>>14669580
Ringo gets wrecked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrN5ON67ri8
>>14669811
>>14669823
Had no idea she this kind of body.
I swear, these idols hiding their power level.
>>14669890
she must feel like shit after her video got so many dislikes
>>14669894
Ashu probably has a similar body.
>>14669890
That was 2009, anon. One or two things have changed since then.Among other things, Kikuchi is technically her senpai now.
Where's the video of SKE continuing with the song after the music stops
Can they please push Hiwatashi Yui already? I'm sick of entitled Mako and fat Naanya.
>>14669926
NONONONO. I have legit hipster elitism + autism. I don't want a gem to go mainstream.
>>14669242
>>14669301
>>14669313
http://b.1339.cf/lznwcij.webm
>>14669926
Just wait a couple months, she turns 16 soon so they'll be free to put her in a bikini
>>14669930
Yuichan belongs in the spotlight, she will be center in a few years.
>>14669915
https://youtu.be/V_9xzhkLyxE
She's so cute it hurts.
She's so damn cute, it hurts.
>>14669951
what the
>>14669956
>>14669891
>tfw you will never play Mario Kart with Maimai
>>14669951
I guess short run musicals don't pay the bills
>>14668249
this girl does not look fully japanese!
>>14669960
i-is this available?
>>14669951
It's like Marina without the boobs.
I pass.
>>14669943
That's actually pretty cool.
Idols you can punch
>>14669945
claimed her already
>>14669877
She's so cute itburns
I had a dream where I was rena and in order to escape a spectre I had to get a response on a dating website and while I was making a dummy account with jurina's picture to message myself I got a message from ANOTHER rena. then I woke up
>>14669945
Nice bait, anon. Made me click.
>>14669591
New N stage with imouto unit when?
>>14669945
I bet those writings were black, but turned white after washing the shirt some times.
Happened to me once.
Sashihara has a mole in her nose right? Or I'm just seeing things?
>>14670147
>marigoat
not bad.
Does apple sell pies now?
Are those pies made in that apple oven shown in that unmarried man's kitchen visited by mio?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BA_Zh8TNnVP/
>>14669884
How desperate are you?
>>14670180
Pretty desperate, to be honest.
>>14670159
wat
>>14669759
Depends. Are you enough of a man to appreciate some chub?
>>14670204
One needs to be both a chub-lover and a sadist to appreciate that video. Otherwise it's just too painful.
>>14670185
8 mins of pure HD lewdness. Nagisa gets in on the action too. Enjoy.
https://vimeo.com/81870369
>>14670188
sorry, I mean baked instead of made
>>14670217
Thank you, kind anon. I will think of you while I watch.
The only accurate thing ever said on all lucky girl ranking shows.
>>14670224
I think its just the quality. Seem kinda real.
>>14670204
still better than the nambas. she left too soon.
>>14670253
She didn't leave, she got fired for partying and being a drunk slut.
>>14670159
That guy is married tho.
>>14670243
I miss his Phrase Museum skits.
>>14670271
who? the owner of the oven obviously isn't.
>>14670279
Oh, I thought you're talking about the guy in the video.I realized Oshima Yuko is 27 years old. Has she found anyone yet to get married?
>>14670285
Not yet.Is it too late to volunteer?
>>14670329
Yes.There's quite a line.
>>14670329
There's still a chance. It's the only thing keeping me alive.
Good night lovely, lovely girl.
>>14670329
>>14670333
Can you imagine having Oshima Yuko as your wife?I really can't imagine Kojiharu as my wife. She's also at that age to become a wife.
>>14670037
Doubt an idol would wear clothes with faded colors.
Best pair.
>>14670394
If they could just form a trio with Mogi, it'd be perfect.
>>14670390
I can and have.As sad as it sounds, that little fantasy is a part of what stopped me killing myself.
>>14670400
Shit, are you me?
I have fantasized a few idols as my wife who at an appropriate age on my case: Achan, Yuko, Kojiharu, Matsui Jurina and even Takamina. But I am unable to do fantasize Mayuyu as my wife and she's my oshi.
>>14670400In the moment, whatever works is good. But I hope you've been able to find a more lasting hope. Or that you will soon.
>>14670412
>>14670400
I've actually done something similar as well. But with Oshima Mai.
>>14670412
Is she lookin at some dude's wang?
I hope paruru doesn't get senbatsu in this year ssk
>>14670419
It's not some dude's, it's Tegoshi's
>>14670420
Has she even done anything since the last election?
>>14670416
Mendokusaiiiiihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1a_JV6vecw
Recently, I have been fantasizing Oshima Yuko as my wife before I go to bed. It actually helps me fall to sleep.
>>14670423
She met many ikemen
>>14670414As this has ventured off topic this will be the last I say, there's currently no need for concern, anon. I wouldn't be comfortable mentioning it if it was an ongoing thing.
>>14670423
She almost died. Multiple times.
>>14670423
She did something with her hair, I liked it.
>>14670423
I'm pretty sure she's taking it easy after being hospitalized a few times.
>>14670427
I've done it some times too. I imagine I'm sleeping with her, spooning
>>14670423
starred in a movie, released a fashion book, hosted a variety show, had her adrenaline episode, sold out 51 hs blocks, appeared in every senbatsu since the last ssk.
>>14670443
Given that she likes to cling to her fellow idol mates, I'm sure likes spooning.
https://manga.madokami.com/Info/state-of-the-madokami.txt
>everything will be fire.
>>14670453
wat
>>14670453
Dos anyone have that cute kitano wa kitano weebm?
>>14670427
>>14670443
My go to Yuko fantasy involved helping her practice lines for a show or movie at the end of a long day.
>yuko fags
graduate from this thread like your shit idol did in real life losers
>>14670461
It's not technically a webm, but this one:
http://b.1339.cf/haoujod.mp4
?
>>14670467
>daily negative-kun
>>14670467
Don't worry anon, I'm sure your oshimen is beloved enough that people will still care about her after she graduates.
>>14670464
I pretend I was a director and was scouting for a few actors and actresses and Oshima Yuko was my pick for a sci-fi romance movie. Obviously, she was in the short list and I had a private meeting with her and her manager/agent. Gave her some details about the movie with a translator next to me, for her to understand the whole project. It went awkward at first but Yuko was nice and she was very attentive.
>>14670485
Are you also the guy who pretends that he was a bass/guitar player in band member and was assigned to teach Yuko perform Give Me Five? And then both of you fell in love like that?Whoever you are, I remember you/
>>14670473
I like the part where she kicks the stuffed animal out of the way.I actually like the whole video.
>>14670426
It's a shame her solo career was shit.
I still love her though.
>>14670516
Sorry anon-kun, I'm not that guy.But that's an interesting fantasy
>>14670524
>It's a shame her solo career was shit.
Not that she had one to begin with.
>>14670530
Yeah. Yours too.
I just imagine Yuko saying some broken english phrases just to compliment you and your film.
everybody's posting oshima's
In a scale of Suda to Sasaki, how pathetic are these guys?
>>14670547
/akbg/ Pathetic Scale
>Suda
>Tani
>Izuta
>O.Ryouka
>Sasaki
>>14670547
Sasaki level.
I've never heard such fucking tripe. And I was here for the /pol/ discussions.
>>14670547
Not as pathetic as the guy who takes offense to what others like. Shouldn't you be happy that others aren't lusting after the same girl as you?
I don't think you guys are pathetic. I've had similar thoughts myself, not about an oshima, but still
>>14670552
Suda being most pathetic and Sasaki being least pathetic?
>tfw wanna know Megu's ranking explanation but cant because good enough subs skipped it.
Oh well. At least I understood most of the episode.
>>14670560
Indulge us, anon.Onegaishimasu
>>14670561
Obviously.
>>14670566
when I get sad I think about walking with rena on a beach, usually a few steps behind her. she keeps turning back and smiling at me and then I don't feel so bad
>>14670516
That would be me, anon. Thank you for rememberingActually the more accurate version is she was my senpai in high school, we were in school's band club where I never had the chance to tell her how I like her. And then at her graduation ceremony we played give me five, chiisana koi no uta and secret base and after the performance I finally confessed yet still got rejected because she's going to go abroad
I'm kinda glad I'm not the only one having this kind of pathetic fantasy.
>>14670560
>I've had similar thoughts myself, not about an oshima, but still
>inb4 it'si dream aki-p fucking me in the ass
>>14670575
YEAH! I remember you! Glad you're still here!
>>14668690
so that's her preferred daw.
>>14670575
There is a strange feeling of comfort from knowing that others here are just as bad as I am.
my oshi is the best
>>14670521
Yeah, I'd love to read the full lyrics... I'm terrible at understanding spoken, let alone sung, Japanese, but it sounds like she mentions forbidden love. Perhaps something happened while she was out and she comes home dejected, and takes it out on the bear.Stupid bear.
>>14670574
Very nice.
>>14670575
I'm having trouble going to sleep and so having a pathetic fantasy is helping me fall asleep. It's either fantasize something nice with my favorite idol or stay up and play a video game all night until I get tired. Which that doesn't help anymore.
>>14670460Read the page text. Or alternatively search for "everything will be fire"
>>14668770
>>14670557
That doesn't really seem pathetic. Are you one of them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfPxWw1jKbM
Sae-chan is one of my favorites.
Also, a little preview of the next single.
>>14670597
I'm more confused as to how the Kitano fire thing started.
>>14670625
It would have been funny if a Jurina song won the group RH.
What's the difference between
http://www.hmv.co.jp/en/artist_NMB48_000000000459319/item_Must-Be-Now-A-dvd-Ltd_6607411
and
http://www.hmv.co.jp/en/artist_NMB48_000000000459319/item_Must-Be-Now-A-dvd_6607414
Is it just the cover?
>>14670628
Oh that.
http://7gogo.jp/lp/2Fl8X2eu81xWkVIvojdMdG==/6272
>>14670578
I'm still lurking around like, everyday
>>14670585
>>14670594
Yeah, I also do the fantasy shenanigans to help me fall asleep (and in an extremely rare case the fantasy ended up continuing in dream so I kinda look forward to it every night).
most perfect photo in the universe right here
look at that row
>>14670633
Besides the cover, I think it says you'll get a random photo from whichever you buy.I really don't know what's worse. A-C or more types of an album or buying DLC for an incomplete video game
>>14670633
First one has, or had, event tickets (probably general use HS tickets).
>>14670643
is sayuringo losing weight? she looks better
>>14670642
Exactly. Especially when I lucid dream. It's fun.
>>14668764
I never understood their roles in sailor zombie.
>>14670598
she's looking into yui's bucket
>>14670657
Aren't they just narrators?
Finally got around to making full webm of this, enjoy
HKT - Mae Shika Mukanee
https://a.pomf.cat/ghkddz.webm
>>14669248
>digital ocean instance anywhere but germany or north america
>ubuntu instance
>install youtube-dl
>>14670664
I expected more than just narrators
>>14670644
>>14670646
I guess I'll just pick based on the cover.
News didn't get updated btw.
10th anniversary single center is Sakura on sale March 9.
Jurina won AKB only RH.
Kiseki won the group RH.Jurina is part of the unit
>>14670651
Every time a dream becomes a lucid dream, I wake up.
>>14669510
>tfw handshake with Rika is coming up
>>14670667
good to see kyappu with the guitar again
>>14670678
Control! Control! You must learn control!
Fuck yeah I found a good reaction webm.
Let me edit it.
>not having the "aki-p's ikemen protege and good friend who is highly skilled in all instruments and holds weekly classes for members interested in learning and steadily, these classes grow from 3 to 10 to almost 50 a week and beyond yet during these classes it becomes clear to you that some have fallen in love with you so you try and avoid them but they use their cunning to get alone time with you somehow be it through "exclusive private handshakes" or "home group lessons but for some reason, the other girls couldn't make it" and other tricks and now it has become a battle royale between members to win your attention" fantasy
>>14670704
The last line that says fantasy caught my eye and immediately decided not to read it.
>>14670704In my fantasies, which strangely are few and far between these days, I prefer to focus on one or a few, *usually* less-boisterous girls rather than be bombarded by the most obnoxious, attention-seeking ... uhm... let's call them girls, in the group.
Oh yeah, our girl Komi.
>>14670704
Seems like a fantasy where blood will be shed.
>>14670704
I can't self insert in a fantasy that I clearly doesn't fit in.
>>14670704
Eh, I prefer a fantasy where I met the girls in multiple occasion/scenarioi.e. I am a salaryman living alone in a single room apartment with marikosama as the landlord, haruppi as her niece who occasionally bumped into the apartment, mion as my neighbour, sasshi as the clerk of a bookstore I visit frequently, lovetan as a waitress in coffee shop I also visit everyday and rena as my co-worker.
>>14669951
i'm going to sit here and pretend she's yamaki risa.
>>14670704
>"exclusive private handshakes"
>"home group lessons but for some reason, the other girls couldn't make it"
gold
only guys with vision working to be alpha in the future will get this, see this, and enjoy this
GIRLS DO
ANYTHING
AND
E V E R Y T H I N G
>>14670720
Fuck. Are you me?
your fantasies are too complex. I can't imagine myself as someone I am not.
>>14670713
>today's class is with Dasu, Madoka and Shibata
>only Dadu shows up
>she says the others were sick so its only her today
>notice the blood stains on her socks and shoes
I don't think the fantasy is supposed to sound like this
>>14670740
Oh but I am who I am and I try to reinstate myself in a life that I could never have with someone I could never be with. One of the reasons why I fantasize.
http://b.1339.cf/msxsckf.webm
>>14670739
it was a blog post, so i had to delete it.
sorry.
>>14670740
I could since I play most instruments pretty well (still taking violin lessons) and internships isn't new to me.
The best fantasies imo revolve around chance encounters. Like befriending Saho after enrolling in the same uni clubs or bumping into Yuihan and asking her for directions.
>>14670662
i'd have done the same.
>>14670769
>attending uni with saho or tomu
That would be the life.
>not self-inserting as both the father and the son in Nanase's drama
>>14670802
>hey anon, wanna have lunch with me and my friend? this is tomu btw
How does /akb/ respond?
>>14670816
>y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yess
while trying to hold tears back
>>14670816
"Sure, I guess."
>>14670803
>nanase had a kid
>male
>2050+
>time machines invented
>go back in time
>fuck nanase
>you are your own father
>>14670825
Pretty much this.
>>14670816
I probably would run away and hide myself in the bathroom
>>14670816
ok, i'll get my hunting britches.
>>14670816
I would try to maintain my composure(and distance, don't want to cause a scandal)but knowing me, fail miserably. At least at the first one.
>>14670816
Ew no. I don't hang around with girls.
I hate girls.
I like idols though.
>>14670840
>that guy who thinks idols aren't girls
>>14670843
Idols are the ones who I see in my screen. If I ever hang around with them, then they're now girls.
>>14670816
grunt
go to her house
slowly touch her all oversex
fall asleep
>>14670847
>slowly backs away
>>14670852
http://b.1339.cf/xsgwpjx.webm
>>14670863
kek
it hurts to think that he is more alpha than I am
>>14670816
> "sorry but I really have some important things to do right now, maybe some other time"
> go home
> watch idols like usual
> shitpost on akbg
> cry and regret how much of a loser I was for turning down the offer like a beta I am
yeah, that's definitely what would happen to me
>>14670870
If only you've seen the movie, anon.
It's not what it seems.
>>14670871
>turning them down
>beta
thats an alpha move. next, they'll ask if they can study with you and then you'll make your move, right anon?
>>14670876
Anon, surely you can't miss the opportunity to study with them.Because I would go with them for lunch or study with them
>>14670876
What dictates whether his move was alpha or beta is his intention. He wasn't playing hard to get, he was fleeing.
>>14670825
>>14670831
I agree with this. I say "I guess" way too much. I'm sure that's exactly what I'd say.
>>14670883
heroic retreats can be alpha
>>14670888
But that's not what he imagined doing. He fled, then he cried and regretted it.
Again it's not about the action, it's the motivation behind it.
>>14670895
ah, I suppose you're right. he could still retroactively be alpha if he changed his mind that night and convinced himself he was playing hard to get after all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP8vlHAtWoM
>>14670895
>Again it's not about the action, it's the motivation behind it.
Immanuel pls
>>14670816
>How does /akb/ respond?
With the only scientifically proven method that works.
>shake arms out confidently to grab the attention of all females in a 5m radius
>then make a brief "i'm considering" pose, to make it seem like this lunch is probably not worth my precious time
>then point directly at her, fling my sunglasses off and give her a smooth look that says "today is your lucky day cos I'm feeling generous"
>then stroll confidently to her side, turn 180, and point at the cute nogis that have mysteriously gathered around to worship this cool cat and say "Take a number, girls"
>>14670913
I'm not exactly sure what it is that you're implying.
>>14670914
Wrong one
http://b.1339.cf/zxevtmv.webm
>>14670960
datskin texture
Imagine working as a salaryman with rean as your co-worker or subordinate
>>14670988
Her or anyone that is on the level as Rean would make my job days a little better.Would take a chance to participate in my welcoming party just to interact with her
Jealousy thy name is Tano (part 3988)
http://b.1339.cf/uxzuwau.mp4
>>14670988
imaginesexingher in her cubile under her desk at 4 in the morning
just before the subway opens again for the day
>>14670988
Do Japanese offices have fun theme days like "wear your swimsuit to work" day or "hug your coeds and shake hands" day?
>>14670988
>rean as co-worker
>yuko as boss
yes pls
>>14671008
>saho trolling both of them right to the end, and she's not even there
>>14671013
>>yuko as boss
Now that's a different story.
Oh great, my fantasy tonight to help me fall asleep will probably be me as a salaryman, working with my co-workers. One of them is my oshi, turning it into a fucking Jdrama...[/spoiler]
>>14671039
She needs our prayers now more than ever
>>14671013
>kojimako the perky intern/assistant
>nagisa the bubbly receptionist
>momoka that one coworker that sexually harasses you when no one is looking
perfect life right there
Spot the difference
>>14671051
hkt is clearly a cryfest as usual, nambas are stronger.
>>14671051
When I saw the cover, I don't know why it's just her. But on the other cover, it's crying. Crying everywhere. It's like telling me it'll be the most emotional out of all the documentaries that will be out this year.I really want to watch them all. I heard HKT48 doc will go in-depth with Sasshi's scandal which I'm curious for some reason
>>14671058
>"documentary of HKT48"
>spend a chunk of it talking about Sasshi being a whore while she was not even an HKT
top kek
Here we can see Sakura celebrating her centre position with her friends.
>>14670816
>Sure, I voted for you last year!
>>14671083
she should lower her standards tbqf
https://youtu.be/LGN-DgwVpXo
>>14671068
My eyes might be deceiving me but I don't see anything, anon
>>14671048
Momoka as an actual co-worker?
She's the nightshift orderly who's probably drunk on shift and just stares oddly at people who meet her in the hallways at night.
S A V A G E
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>>14671104
ah, that ones better. Okay, Bossu is the one who gets away with harassing you while Sasshi is the HS officer who turns a blind eye at you.
I'm in love with this girl. Best and worst feeling in the world at the same time. Can anyone relate?
I'm going to imagine I'm asuka's dad and that she will be sleeping in the same bed as me tonight
>>14671116
Yukirin would be that slutty secretary who likes to tease on everybody at the office. Nao would be that clumsy and shy new employee.
>>14670988
>>14671013
>>14671048
>>14671104
>>14671116
Damn, this sounds like a CYOA waiting to happen.I wanna write it
>>14671152
Paruru would be that one co-worker that is always taking medical leave and you have to the one to take over her workload
>>14671156You're not the only one from this thread who also lurks in the CYOA General.
>>14671169There's a CYOA general?
>>14671180
cute girly
>>14670863
Hope Rena goes this kind of role soon.
>>14671139
Mio bounce
> kyappu will never look at you with such love
>>14671152
>Nao the clumsy shy new girl
I like it.
>Juri the office tryhard
>Shibata the one worker you know is seducing the higher-ups for a better pay
>Tani the coworker who's cubicle is a mess
>Kojiharu the manager who hosts the fantasy sports and other gambling tourneys every year
>Chiyori the office clown who cries in her car
http://b.1339.cf/jzpyzci.webm
http://b.1339.cf/ctbdkpq.webm
Reminder that Erika is a fucking whore.
Nakanishi Chiyori is a beautiful woman.
>>14671211
Who is the lesbian couple who can't take their hands off each other?
>>14671156Go for it, anon
Didn't somebody write cyoa here once? Iirc it's about being an akb staffand always ended up with being killed by sakura
>>14671211
>Shibata the one worker you know is seducing the higher-ups for a better pay
teasing them, just teasing
>>14671233
>>14671240
I can try but it'll derail the thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_PlQ7RFswc
le guitar girl
>>14671254
Eh, it's not like we have something worthy to be discussed right now anyway
>>14671254
Implying that it won't get it back on track. At least it's about idols, which is more than you can say for some things that are discussed here.
>>14671240
Yes. Unfortunately it's lost now that warosu is dead.
>>14671211
> yukarun that sulky employee who always seems to be sitting alone in her cubicle and doesn't want to socialize with other employee
> hillary the expatriate who always brag about her brother kyle
>>14671286
Come on Kyle, don't flatter yourself.
Since Hori and Sakura are both friendless losers, couldn't they become friends with each other?
>>14671258
guitar girl will make it to the ssk top 3 this year
>>14668503
>http://b.1339.cf/qcyyoko.webm
>the autistic members of each respective group giving each other a hug
how quaint
>>14671314
sakura is friends with sasshi
she doesn't need a loser like hori
>>14671314
Why is Hori's mouth so erotic? I want to face fuck her so bad.
>>14671319
>there's no other kids as cute as you
Mayuyu pls.
You can't seem to remember when you decided to take this job. Funds seem tight, people are getting angry at you for no good reason and so, after much thought, you decide to give it a shot. A prominent car company within the prosperous business districts of the city, hearing the you're hired." line is like winning the lottery and finding a four-leaf clover at the same time. People thought of your position as living the dream but boy, they're mistaken.
...
Yet another rough day in the office. Paperwork is piling up, angry voices bombarding your ears. It feels like there's no end of it. Pair it in with traffic from earlier and annoying colleagues, you thought that it is impossible for things to get any better or worse.
"Hey Anon!" A sweet voice calls your name in the hallway. "Rough day again huh?"
"Y-Yeah." You sputter in response. She's the probably one of the reasons as to why you're still staying at this excuse of a company well, along with other few things but she's definitely one of them.
>>14671354
>go to my cubicle and open up the expense reports
>>14671354
"W-What about you Rena? Is everything going well?" You ask, trying to maintain your composure.
"Well, Yuko is being grumpy like the usual.." She groans. "So many things to do, so little time but that's how Yuko is." She shows you a big enough smile to make you take a few steps back. "I also heard from her that apparently, you're going work with someone~" She purrs with a quick wink.
"Ah, well...I haven't received any memos yet so I'm not too sure...but if anything, it'll probabl-"
"Me right?" She cuts you off while moving closer towards you, for a brief second, you you could feel her breath against your face. It is a nice feeling but you know better.
"Come on Rena, stop teasing me." You whine while moving backwards. "There's no way that Yuko will allow such a thing."
"Hmm, well there's Mako and Momoka.." She cocks her head slightly, trying to think of names. "Honestly, there's a few more people.."
"What is this joint project anyway?" You argue in an exasperated tone.
>>14671362
which Rena are we talking about?
This is important.
Oh dear god. Please stop this shit.
>>14671366
read the thread, you baka
>>14671349
study harder
"Hmmm.." Knowing that teasing smile from her, you instinctively move further backwards.
"I know that face...Are you girls making fun of me yet again?"
Who knows~" Rena replies, her smile growing wider. "I think it is best for you to ask those girls, Mako, Momoka, oh Yukirin as well!" She squeaks in an excited tone. "They should give you hints on the project."
"Eh, that's sill-"
"Welp, I'll see you later; Duty calls!" With one last wink, the idol turns her back and runs away, leaving you in a confused state. "Dammit Yuko."
You mutter while shaking your head in dilemma. While it is true that the boss is a no non-sense character, with Rena around...
"Mako..Momoka..Yuki..rin" You repeat the names that your co-worker said earlier. "I still have 20 minutes at least..where should I go?"
[ ]Go see Mako the intern
[ ]Try and look for Momoka
[ ]Find Yuki..rinI know my grammar is shit
Who invited tumblr?
>>14671381
Mako ofc
>>14671384
There are a lot of newfags lately. This is worse than normies asking for sources or being part-timer like that newfag who though NGT was Nogizaka.
>>14671388
Oh shush, the thread is practically dead right now anyway. Post something else if you don't like it.
>>14671384
H!P is rapidly dying, so there's been a decent amount of migration. There's also an influx of unwanted "fans" that are lured into the idol scene by shit like Babymetal and Ladybaby.
Just another reason to abandon 48G and enjoy Momoclo/Stardust idols.
>>14671381
Go see that intern and hope she isn't being saltybecause I'm from sea
Best hafu.
>>14671396
Just go back to your hearthstone, pizzacuck
>>14671354
>>14671362
That's not a CYOA, you arse, at least not in the 4chan sense. That's a quest.
It's almost before I want to make an actual CYOA just to prove a point.
Who did she piss off in 2010?
>>14671404Do it
>>14671406
no one, it just happened that many better new gens started to have their breakthroughs and myao couldn't keep up with that.
>>14671331
Was this you, Pizza? I recognize that filenaming scheme from your stream. I thought you had more self respect but it turns our you're just another SEA poster. Also use yymmdd goddamn it.
>>14671407
I have some things on my plate, but I'll try.
I aspire to make it like the Katawa Shoujo one on /tg/, in that it makes everyone mad but no one can really disagree with the contents.
Could you identify clearly the long boring mousou posts ?
At least it leaves us the option to filter them.
>>14671391
>Oh shush
Where do you think you are?
Do you think she knew it was his erection pressed up against her?
Lolis >>>karen
>>14671468
she looks so happy.
>>14671468
Sumire isn't even good looking so Karen is better off without her.
Was Miru really infected at the end of the movie?
>>14671411
He's talked about fucking Hori's face and licking her eyeballs multiple times before.
Happy birthday, stay classy
lmao
>>14671515
more dirndl!
>>14671515
I want to beam Himetan so bad.
>>14671396
Ebichu is kick ass. I'd wager they will be better than Momoclo.
>>14671527
Domestic violence?
>>14671396
What if came from Perfume?
Mio Plus
Text Post:http://bombch.us/B3pw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mkuvpuhGjc
did she graduate yet
Why aren't you supporting IKEMEN POWER yet?
what the
>>14671562
disgusting landwhale half-SEA
>>14671562
I love how they keep bringing the old busu front and center.
>>14671562
Tsugumi a cute.
>>14671568
aoi?
>>14671583
nijika
>>14671587
thanks
Jannies are asleep. I'm going to post porn and there's nothing you can do about it.
>https://twitter.com/Rie_Kitahara3/status/692005844557246464
>tfw you have to play along with kids
>>14671594
Reminder Naachan kisses Megu's neck and ears.
She probably does the same to Yuiri.
>>14671597
Better than having to play with old irrelevant busu obaasans.
I have a thing for girls who played bass
>>14671597
Frog looks kinda normal there
>>14671602
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>14671594
Jannies asleep. Everyone shitpost Old gen vs New gen
>>14671601
The only difference is she buys jewelries for Yuiri everything she fucks her. Classic mistress thing.
>>14671606
This isn't about Old gen vs New gen. It's about Ohta Pro forcing shit down people's throats just because they're powerful enough to do it.
Talking about ohta pro
Sakura will be like her namesake bloom for a moment and then disappear
>>14671618
They had really neat instruments for Give me Fiveif only they didn't put those dreadful stickers on them.
>>14671571
>>14671575
I'm not talking about the SEA, I'm talking about this cutie patootie!
>>14671582
This guy knows what's up.
>>14671613
thumbnail looked nsfl
Yuiham looked so happy back then.
Where did it go wrong?
>>14671632
don't make that guy post that gif again
>>14671604
There is no proper AKS bandol to keep them interesting.
>>14671632
being a GM sucks.
>>14671643
must suck to have a swarm of new gens crying and complaining to you because they were not good enough to get in senbatsu
Since she doesn't do handshakes and didn't participate in the last sousenkyo, does anybody knows how popular Annin really is?
>>14671632
she wanted some goat milk but ended up getting a goat kick.
pick a new flavor guys
>>14671643
>>14671636
She just wants to go back to when things were simpler and her heart is not hurting.
>>14671656
Yamada Noe
>>14671656
our girl komi ofc
>>14671648
She is way overworked. Don't know if she can handle it like Takamina. Stress is stress, so its inevitable that they will butt heads due to tension.
>>14671665
Yui-mama deserves someone who will also hold her when she's the one breaking down.
New thread:
>>14671675
>>14671675
Oh boy
>>14671656
Look how uncomfortable Okappa. She knows Komi is just there to try and leech off NGT, which is especially sad considering they're still comparatively Literally Whos.
Anyway there are a lot of good flavors in NGT, but right now I'm feeling Tsugumin the most.
>>14671515
comfiest idol.
>>14671692
>Look how uncomfortable Okappa
It looks that way, but you have to remember that Okappa is a Komi oshi
WOWOWWOOWOWOWOWO DAISUKI NANONONIIIIIII
KONOKONOKONOKONO
WOWOWOWOWO
BE MY BABY
KISS AND KISS KIS AND KISS KISS AND KISS
>>14671319
i had eyes only for nanase in this clip
that voice
Is it true that Gyoza has a Johnny's boyfriend?