Seiga's stuck in the vents again. Anybody got a broom?

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>>14658546
Just give her hairpin back or something.

GO BACK TO BEIJING, YOU BLUE HAIRED CHINK

>>14658768
But Sega is Actually Chinese, and they all fucked off to Taiwan when Han peasants took over the mainland.

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They said I was mad when I pledged my life to Seiga Nyan Nyan...!

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Would you do wicked things to this wicked hermit?

>>14659078
Has she ever done anything particularly wicked?

>>14659078

Her music does wicked things to me.

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>>14659093
Faked her death which probably upset family, and brought back the dead as a slave, instead of letting them rest in peace.

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futo best hermit

>>14658546
I've got a broom for her if you know what I mean ;)c

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>>14659173
Stupid dog. What have I told you about Taoist scum! Fuck Taoism. Fuck your shitty band too, punk isnt singing. You cant sing!

>>14658546
That looks like prime opportunity for kicking practice.

It's like a punching ball for feet

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>>14659078
You kick her face, I'll play with her ass. Just don't hurt her to bad, because that'll hurt her future role as a public toilet.
Seiga is one of those Touhous you can be absolutely remorselessly cruel with, with no strings or guilt attached, because she can take it and definitely deserves it.

The nyan nyan is a cute hag and she has the best theme song.

>>14659525
>has the best theme song
For the hags?
No, Yukari wins that.

>>14659525
You're probably referring to her stage theme.
Desire Drive (and Desire Dream) is one of the best stage songs of course. But Old Hermit is average in my opinion. Nothing terribly remarkable about it.

>>14659533
That would be Eirin.

>>14658546
Cum inside her.

>>14659078
You don't do wicked things to Seiga, she does wicked things to you.

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>>14659967
Oh I beg to differ.

>>14659679
>That would be Eirin.
No, Necrofantasia shits all over Gensokyo Millenium.
Meiling's theme is still the best. That or Cirno's. EoSD may have not had the best gameplay, but it had the best music.

>>14659679
Both Desire Drive and Old Yuanxien are amazing, that's what makes her so good.

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Cute Mommy Seiga or Horrible Hag Seiga?

Post the torpedo tits pic.

You know the one.

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>>14660265
Lewd Bourgeois Noblewoman Seiga!

Mommy Seiga is a-okay as well.

>>14660149
Bullshit, Gensokyo Millennium's piano solos are literally the best sections in any ZUN song ever.

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>>14660486
>>14660265
However she appears, it's only skin-deep. Past that she's pure wickedness to the core.

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>>14660504
I love mommy despite all her faults!

Since I'm a NEET, I help her out these days with her trips to the graveyard for cadavers!

>>14659078
I'd do wicked things WITH the wicked hermit.
I'd like to know what it's like to be her partner in crime.

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>>14660504

>>14659078
I am pretty sure she would just possess you and make you do wicked things to yourself.

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>>14661098
Justice will prevail!

>>14661107
I don't think any side is just in this situation.

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>>14661185
Nonsense. What could be more just than bad things happening to bad people?

>>14661380
>What could be more just than bad things happening to bad people?

Well, what if both sides are in the bad?

>>14660357
>>14660357
>>14660357

Still waiting, weebs.

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>>14661382
So? Justice is justice, karma is karma, no matter where it's coming from.

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Would you let an old hag like Seiga teach you the ways of Taoism?

>>14662071
Depends.
How good of a teacher is she?

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>>14662075
Ask Miko

I wish seiga as my mom and give her loves and kisses.

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>>14662096
I think that's unhealthy

>>14659411
>ara what am I suppose to do on that position I'm in?

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>>14662141

>>14659187
>Fuck your shitty band too, punk isnt singing.
This is why you fell so hard in the polls, stupid buddha hag. So out of touch.

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>>14660265
Is this the same artist as the guy who made all hese cute chen drawings?
I really need to find his name, becuase it's cute as fuck.

>>14662529
Isn't that Terajin?

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>>14662529

Click iqdb > Click the Gelbooru/Danbooru link > Look under Artist Name

Its Terajin though. I fucking love cute fluffy shit.

Her theme is pretty good actually

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w7-UA8rit4

>>14662569
I agree that her theme sounds pretty good, but that remix is not something I like.

Seiga Nyan Nyan~

>>14659093
She uses fetus as danmaku and desecrates corpses

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>>14662926
Tonight's menu: fresh schoolgirl!

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>>14659093
She stole Christmas.

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>>14662878
Mommy's very eco-friendly.

>>14663495
why is that image so dark
where'd you get it, some terrible, disreputable newspaper?

>>14662168
Oh I am laffin, good stuff

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>>14663495

Is Seiga the Snidley Whiplash of Touhou?

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>>14663680
Oh stop, don't even try.

>>14663680
I'd mention that that image is, in fact, incredibly crisp and bright given that Aya wouldn't be able to use flash in an undercover situation, but I realized that I'd be trying to Apply Common sEnse to Gensokyo

hermit

>>14659078
YES