Awoo

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shut the fuck up doge

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>>14652000
Awoo~

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Awool

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Wan wan!

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Rawr!

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>>14652000
>>14654133
>>14654149
Good doggies!

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Awoo

>>14654133
Do your best, Kagerou-chan!

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Ooow!

Post the Vocaroo one. Or, if that was deleted, post the reposted one. It must exist somewhere!

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Werewolves of London!

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>>14656741
hum

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awawa

>>14656686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLkZY8GjdRw

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>>14654133
Kagerou actually howls. She's got a sound effect and everything. Why isn't she the awoo girl?

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Awoo~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArJe--CGatg

http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=776804

>>14660069
Thank you~woo!!

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Momi-momiji!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szsCFjihRsA

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Awooo

>>14663345
L-lewd

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>>14655657
aWOOOoooOOOoOo
https://youtu.be/IyLmyRdtWSo

>>14665316
Vita/PS4 version when?

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>>14663345
Momiji loves it, and she certainly knows it.

>>14655657
>>14665316
Jinouga is cute!
CUTE!

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Someone put down this stupid mutt already

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>>14663345
Kagerou x Momiji is definitely a ship that I enjoy even more than Momiji x Aya

WanWan.

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>>14668936

I don't think so.

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I just dreamed about lying in bed with Momiji. Where did my life go wrong to end up this way?

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>>14675607

You were born.

>>14675640
P-pease don't bully

It was surreal, she was lying to my right and we talked about...something. Then she rolled over on top of me, we kissed, and then I think we started fucking cowgirl-style but my dad's showering woke me up.

It was so peaceful and relaxing. I miss her ;__;

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>>14652000

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>>14652000
better quality?

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Awoo~?

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A-awoo~

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>>14654149

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awoo~
wan~
gya-te~
? ?

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awoo~
d'aww

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>>14677500

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Momiji is a good girl!

>>14677378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKCi7it5NKQ

>>14652000
>>14654118
>>14658097
>>14660979
>>14661350
>>14668896
>>14668941
>>14675607
>>14675640
>>14677378
>>14677387
>>14677399
>>14677418
>>14677426
>>14677430
>>14677434
>>14677439
>>14677461
>>14677482
>>14677488
>>14677500
>>14677504
>>14677513
>>14677515

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udVJ1YqnOB0

>>14677558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sbYTa4iF-4

Wan wan!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlW7u4G973M

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hard bitch
https://youtu.be/qUxPghqOazw

Sauce for this character

>>14677558
Awoo

https://youtu.be/NOF-mgwMi7k

>>14680707
Awoo dog from St. Reimilia's Church Fighter

>>14680707
scoobey do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faScBeRqkxk

>>14680707
Nameless mid stage character

>>14680707
I like Ketchup on my hot dog.

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>>14680707
Momiji

>>14681894
10/10

>>14661091
What is

>>14677567
sauce?

try and say momiji with an italian accent

>>14675631
Momij, some say Momiji

moew ^_^

nyan passu!

>>14683494
You could have said Moemiji.

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>>14652000
Yes, the package is on its way.
>>14654118
I'm sorry, your spouse will not be joining you for dinner tonight. Too many sprockets got loose.
>>14654133
No. No, there are no spare lawn flamingos. I'm sorry. Yes, we will reimburse you.
>>14654149
Hey! No need to get snippy with me.
>>14655644
I'll let your friends know you're on your way.
>>14655657
I understand you're upset with the stylist, but that is no reason to threaten suit.
>>14656665
What do you mean, where's the beef? Oh. My apologies, we're sending some pain relief your way.
>>14657960
We hope you enjoy your meal.
>>14658097
This is NOT a halfway house, nor a drug den. Please take that filthy habit outside and away from the grounds.
Failure to do so will result in police activity.
>>14660069
...Your accent is a bit thick, could you repeat that?
>>14660979
Why yes, we do have additional supplies for "those" activities. Our associate will provide you with details.
>>14661350
Yes, we have your name down in our records. What about it?
>>14663345
Hey! Close the door if you're going to do that! This is a hotel, not a brothel!
>>14665316
Ah, good, you're here. We're in need of a top-up on our capacitor banks, in back.
>>14675631
Please speak INTO the microphone, it does nothing if you speak into the earpiece.
>>14677434
Yes, your contacts are in. Yes, for your special eyes.
No, we do not need a demonstration. Please replace your eyes in your head.
>>14677439
Quite the set of equipment. Glad to have you aboard.
>>14677488
Please, one at a time, the speaker is overloading!
>>14677500
Yes, we're getting the picture, and yes, it is absurdly cute.
>>14677784
While this is indeed amusing, please remember that such materials are not for perusal during business hours.
>>14680795
...I'm sorry, I don't speak that dialect.
>>14684030
I'm going to redirect you to our interpreter, please hold.
>>14684058
Please hold, our interpreter is currently assisting a prior client.

>>14686382
wan

>>14686382
wtf

>>14686382
You, you I like.

>>14677558
>>14677567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLkZY8GjdRw

>>14677531
>>14677784

Wan wan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRVaEKRet1o

>>14687869
Awoo~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUkDNaeIms4

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This entire thread is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0zPK5hf3I4
Ayayaya

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fat wolf ass

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awoo~

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>>14691139
Practicing proper motorcycle safety with Momiji!

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>>14691248

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Time to recharge the awoo

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Your order has arrived.

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>>14686398
Ah, good to hear back from you. I trust the repair crews arrived promptly?
>>14687869
I'm sorry to hear that, have you tried restarting the system?
>>14690389
If this is a crank call, please cease and desist.
>>14690393
No. Yes. No. Mhm. Alright. Yes, we will provide additional vespene gas.
>>14691057
>>14691100
Yes, yes, we get that your uniform looks nice, but regardless of what your coworkers say, I am not the inspector.
>>14691109
What do you mean there's no more grout? If you're out of supplies, go get some more!

Field agents, I swear.
>>14691115
Don't you look at me in that tone of face. I INVENTED that tone of face.
>>14691122
Ladies, I understand that pranks are fun and she'll likely laugh about it later, but if you don't stop doing this in public, security will detain you.
>>14691327
This is why you wear a helmet. This is ALSO why you maintain a balanced center of mass, not leaning towards the front or back.

Did they even train you?
>>14691466
That is most certainly not authorized cold-weather field operative attire. You are going to catch an illness, and I know you hate the ultra-salty broth and absurdly bitter medicine needed to treat it.
>>14692206
Field agent, did you seriously mail yourself back to the office?

Isn't that more expensive than standard fare?

Yes, I'm glad to have you back. The workload was building up like you wouldn't believe.



...I love you too.

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>>14693200
A-awoo~?

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>>14677500
D'awwwooo

>>14691100
fuck i want to shove my face into her sweaty spat ass

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>>14693200

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>>14694521
Field Operative Seventy-Four, where the HELL are you? HQ has been trying to get hold of you for three days!

Did you go off with that crow again?

No, seriously?

>>14694634
Congratulations, Agent. Enjoy your five-month maternity leave, and let us know when you plan on getting back to the office.

I'm not saying there'll be cake, but there'll be cake.

>>14694857
Boss! Field Supervisor Foxtrot Upsilon Gamma, reporting in! No new leads on the Cait case, despite Operative Thirty-Nine's claims of new evidence. The Ossuary was recovered; whoever buried it didn't cover their tracks.

You buried it.

What.

And you want me to bring it back, so you can bury it again.

Boss, what?

Look, I have to go, some other agents are on the line. Yes, drinks are still on for Thursday, barring unexpected developments.

No, I'm not bringing in any more tennis balls.

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>>14695007
Reporting in!

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Bunbunmaru Time With Aya and Momiji.

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Needs some music

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>>14695597

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>>14695007
Reporting in!

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>>14695007
Requesting sick leave.

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Tengu squad ready for action!

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ya'll need to stop up for a bit and smell the flowers.

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>>14695597
>>14695601
awoo woo

>>14695601
>>14695601
>>14695695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWjeITmDmmo

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>>14686382
Awoo?

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>>14693200
>>14695007
I don't know what you did, but good job.

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>>14692206
NOPE

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>>14695403
>>14695620
>>14695644
Security details have been requested in sectors Seven through Eleven, please assist local forces. Repeat, your units are needed in sectors Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, and Eleven, ASAP.

>>14695627
Leave authorized, enjoy your two week paid vacation. Further leave will need a three-day request window.

>>14695671
Acknowledged, marking you as off-duty. Make sure you report in after your break.

>>14695421
>>14695597
>>14695601
>>14695695
...
...
Report to Public Relations immediately. Expect a promotion and raise in the next week.

>>14695888
No, you're not getting out of mandatory physical training. It's mandatory for a reason; do you really want to end up like Simmons in Accounting?

No, you don't. Get back out there.

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>>14696130
>Acknowledged, marking you as off-duty. Make sure you report in after your break.
Thank you sir. *goes for a walk, sniffing flowers along the way*

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>>14696235
*buys some melon-bread and noms on it while walking*

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>>14696239
*sits down to enjoy the sun, starts humming*

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>>14696246
SIR! Off-duty agent reporting back in for duty! I've caught the scent of a possible enemy!

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>>14696262
Cancel that. Was just the crow tengu.

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Wait a minute. These aren't REAL dogs.

>>14696404
they're wolves you doorknob

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>>14696404
Woof woof

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>>14697631
Awoo!

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>>14696282
Agent, this is the fourth time you've pulled a stunt like this. Erin in Inter-Unit Resources is threatening to mark your file; if done, you'll have sniffing privileges curtailed.

Advice, if you'll take it; bring in some of those dumplings she likes, they should distract her.

>>14696404
What the- How the hell did an intern get ahold of a company phone?

Just wait there, security will have you escorted out shortly. Compliance will be enforced by cute eyes and sharp metal objects.

>>14697631
Acknowledged, agent. The break room will receive an additional supply of hi-test coffee shortly.

>>14697634
Congratulations, you've just volunteered for a position in Agent Relations. These phones won't answer themselves, and we need all the help we can get. Report to this office for details.

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>>14699800
>Agent, this is the fourth time you've pulled a stunt like this. Erin in Inter-Unit Resources is threatening to mark your file; if done, you'll have sniffing privileges curtailed. Advice, if you'll take it; bring in some of those dumplings she likes, they should distract her.

Sowwy! :<

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>>14699800
>Acknowledged, agent. The break room will receive an additional supply of hi-test coffee shortly.
Woof!

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>>14696130
>Leave authorized, enjoy your two week paid vacation. Further leave will need a three-day request window.
Requesting further vacation time.

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What is my task?

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Gao~?

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nom nom

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Awoo~ *grin*

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Awoooo~

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>>14701476
Granted.

Get well soon, Agent.

>>14701500
Prevent the assassination of the world leaders at tomorrow's press conference.

Apparently, someone really doesn't want there to be an agreement regarding worldwide toaster sizes. I'm still confused as to how this became an international issue, but I suppose that's just how it works around here.

>>14701936
Yes, your sister will be able to pick you up after school. Don't worry, she's scheduled for off-duty at that time, and she's on a lower priority for emergency action.

Keep up the good grades; from how she's been talking, you're making her proud.

>>14701942
>>14702296
How're those field rations holding up? Do they taste okay? Hell, are they at least edible this time?

>>14701952
Hey, congrats on the latest mission! The latest batch of commendations and promotions are coming out, and while I can't confirm anything, I might have possibly seen your names listed a few times.

>>14702835
Preparing for the inter-unitary pageant, are you?

We're looking forward to it too.

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>>14703007
>Granted.Get well soon, Agent.
Thank you sir.

>>14686382
>>14693200
>>14695007
>>14696130
>>14699800
>>14703007
Bless you and your beautiful mind.

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Wahaha

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>>14703007
bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark!

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*mlem*

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Ufufu~

knot the awoo

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Momiji NEVER rests.

>>14704103
Don't lick Canada!

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>>14706109
But isn't she Canadian? I mean.. she got the leaf on the shield.

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Target in sight!

>>14706248
I didn't think about it that way. Fine, she gets a free pass.

>>14703150
Please save the editorial section, Bill in Pharmaceuticals has requested reading material.

Bill is not a very fun person.

>>14704034

Yes, the stove was turned off.

>>14704103

>reports of destruction in z-city, supposedly by large, fleshy, pink phalange

Damnit, Technician! The semi-interactive planetary defense system is not a toy! If you're hungry, go to the cafeteria.

Seriously, you're one demerit short of a demotion and transfer to Customer Service. Shape up, please.

>>14704366

Security? Good. What's the report regarding that one idiot intern?

>>14706056

What are you talking about, you just got back from a break.

You were snoring.

It was cute.

I'm pretty sure one of the techies drew on your face. Check under your bangs.

>>14706248

Our office is a non-discriminating hire center. Aside from qualifications and background checks, we don't care where you're from.

That said, you're clearly thinking of the northern branch. Our agents' shields proudly bear the symbol of the two bears hi-fiving.

>>14706434

Careful with those special eyes of yours. We can only get ahold of so many contacts from your brand.

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>>14706601
Apologies, the signal broke on the camera. Resetting connection.

...

Are visuals functional now?

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>>14706601
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!!

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Momiji is a good girl!

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huh?

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>>14709154
curvy Awoo?

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>_>

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>>14709873
Poor Hatate

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>>14709859
caramel and coca cola? she's going to blow up like a balloon

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>>14706616
And there'll be more where that came from if you hijack the president's car again!

>>14706831
Indeed you are.

Says so right here in your file.

...In your handwriting.

seriously need to get more oversight on who files these things

>>14709856
If your orders aren't clear, we can go over them again. Do you need further instruction?

>>14709859
Technician, have you finished compiling the new office mixtape yet? Stan's old Muzak is grating on everyone.

>>14709873
Agent, we've been over this a dozen times now. As in, this is the thirteenth time. Field agent phones are for documentation and communication, not "Selfies."

Besides, you're cutting off both yourself and your crow friend. Get the other crow to take the picture, or something. Violation of rules may be grounds for demerit, but violation of proper photographic etiquette is just tacky.

>>14709918
Boss? What did-

This is the fifth time, Boss. I know you went through those harassment lectures, you were sitting in the row in front of me.

I mean, seriously? At work?

first Ann, then Maurice, now you? this is getting silly.

>>14695935
Kek

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>>14709909

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Surprise!

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Mmm...

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Good friends!

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Wa-n~

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>>14710015
>If your orders aren't clear, we can go over them again. Do you need further instruction?
huh?

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Awoo~

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INTRUDER!

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>>14710378
We've just received word from Tengu Unit, someone's been tasering their agents.

If I find out it's one of ours doing the deed...

Make no bones about it, they'll have a very bad time.

>>14711453
You're not Chester Cheetah, the cheesiest cheetah.

You're not cheese at all.

That bag was sealed; how did you get in there?

>>14711459
Excellent work, Agent Ninety-Nine. All agents, please note: this is how you establish friendly discourse with civilians.

>>14711509
Much as I appreciate the effort, I'm merely a coordinator. Speak to Halsey in Administration for job applications.

>>14711512
Very well. Your task is as follows:

You are to Awooo awoo at the awo~o arf ARFafrf sector in barkbarkbaRK hundred hours, then wanWANwaN until BARKBARK Whuff and then buy some sandwiches for the office.

Any further inquiry?

>>14711517

Привет, агент пятнадцать. Как дела?

Я надеюсь, что туземцы не раздражать вас слишком много.

Мы только что получили партию вашего любимого водки, так что наслаждайтесь.

>>14711523
SECURITY!

ALL HANDS CONVERGE ON AGENT THIRTY-SEVEN'S LOCATION.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. REPEAT, NEED ALL HANDS TO THIRTY-SEVEN IMMEDIATELY.

It's tradition that agents get an audience at their first intruder kill.

>>14711927
Good luck with that, pal. You can't even agree on what group you want to hate minute-to-minute. Chances are, you're entirely alone here.

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>>14712347

>>14711927
Fuck off back to your containment board.

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Hardcore Awoo

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>>14711927
Hi /pol/

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>>14713393
...The tengu have really been training, haven't they.

Pay attention to their instruction. We're going to need more well-built troops for the upcoming inspections.

Even if the trainers seem to act somewhat bizarre. This is not an adventure we can afford to miss.

>>14713622
Receiving attachment...

Woah.

Alright, that better have come out of your own funds, because there is no way the Quartermaster allows for such unfeasibly oversized gear.

I don't care if it cuts through an M1 Abrams in a single slice, I don't care if it's made by that Masamune chap, and I most certainly did not need to know that it's talking to you about various forms of political parties. Even if it is preferential towards Classical Athenian Democracy.

It's too damn big for use on the battlefield.

Besides, if we let you have one, everyone else will want one.

>>14713757
Micro-Manager Fifty-Nine, why are you calling me? You're supposed to report directly to The Bigger Boss.

Yes, I understand that she's a bit intimidating. That's just something that comes of being over five meters tall.

That said, just go ahead and send me your report, I'll cover for you this time. Just remember that eventually you're gonna have to interact with her, and delaying the inevitable won't help matters.

>>14713882
Greetings, Regional Overseer Four. How go the kitchens of Kuzco? Has Area Force Commander Kronk figured out which lever to pull yet?

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>>14717455
>if we let you have one, everyone else will want one.
Can... can I have one? *stares*

This is the best thread on /jp/. Thank you. Thank you.

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>>14717671
Awoocause it is! Don't question it.

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Wan~!

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Maybe we should ahve the tank teams report in? Teams?

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Reporting in!

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Reporting in.

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Team 4 reporting in.

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Reserve team reporting in, awaiting orders.

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ONE OF YOUR FUCKING "OPERATIVES" TRIED TO EAT ME.

I DEMAND ANSWERS.

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Apologies in advance for poor audio quality. The power's temporarily out due to maintenance, so we're making due with the backup equipment.

Damn budget cuts...

>>14717657
I called it! I knew this would happen!

As for your request, that's a strong negative.

>>14718970
Well.

If you weren't here in person, I'd almost be unable to believe that as possible.

Nice focus. Expect a raise in the mail shortly.

You do, of course, realize that you've just volunteered for the pageant, right?

>>14718984
Just remember, if you cut it, you bought it.

>>14718989
I'm glad you reported in, Agent. Disability forms are on Reeve's desk in the main office, and Falworth in the PR department can answer any questions you might have.

>>14719010
>>14719017
>>14719028
>>14719037
>>14719052

Remain on standby for now. There's just not enough hostile activity to merit full mobilization.

Rest assured, the moment there's a situation, you'll have full authorization to hit 'em hard.

>>14719180
Mister Kakyoin, we've been over this twelve times now.

That rero-rero thing you do with the cherries is unnecessary and provokes attention. Our agents are trained to respond to inexplicable activity with decisive force.

As far as the "eating" is concerned, perhaps you might consider using a less bacon-and-steak-scented body wash. I understand that it's your preference, but to be honest, it's rather excessive.

Besides, our agents have strong jaws and sharp teeth. If they were really going to eat you, you'd be et.

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Momiji is feeling playful!

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I got this strange message that told I had to meet up in here. Are you sure you don't have the wrong person?

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>>14720376
I got the same message. Whats going on?

In 8 years, I still don't know for sure what a Touhou is, but I'm trying my hardest not to find out.

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!

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Sad awoo

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>>14720376
>>14720396
huh? who?

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>>14720376
>>14720396
Danger? Enemies? To arms?

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Hmpf >:3

>>14720396
Someone call Hina Kagiyama! There is misfortune here!

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>>14720559
found her

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Power's back! About time, too.

And of course there're messages backed up.

>>14720255
Just make sure you clock out before you get ensconced in your play.

>>14720376
>>14720396
Apologies for the misunderstanding, due to the recent power outage we had to have a temp take care of relaying calls. As such, you were accidentally contacted. Please accept these complimentary vouchers and cupcakes with our condolences.

On an unrelated note, if either of you are seeking employment, the main office can assist you.

>>14720445
Agent Twenty-Three, we've been over this. Always make sure you have your partner with you. Agent Twenty-Seven should be able to grab the sweet from that tengu while her back was turned...IF SHE WERE THERE.

Honestly, I sometimes wonder if we're just wasting our time with these regulations.

>>14720446
Agent Forty-Six, did you forget you can fly? Or did you drop your company-issued equipment in the water...again...the expensive, difficult-to-replace, custom-made equipment you were specifically provided on the basis that you would take care of it?

I very much hope that's not the case. It would reflect poorly on your records.

You might end up losing headpat privileges.

>>14720450
It was a minor misunderstanding. Carry on.

>>14720454

No danger just yet, just a minor clerical error.

Also, that is most definitely not the standard-issue equipment. If it proves too much for you, understand that while you will be provided a replacement, it will be of regulation specs.

>>14720468

Technician Seventeen, whatever the computer did, it's just a machine. It lacks the ability to feel pain or remorse, so attempts at punishment will be futile.

You, on the other hand, do feel pain, and possibly remorse. If you continue to damage company property, you will be made to feel the second, by way of the first.

>>14720559
A good idea in a general sense, but the issue has been resolved -

>>14720664
Oh.
That was a rapid transfer.

My apologies, Miss Kagiyama. Our agents tend to be a touch zealous at times.

That having been said, your presence here is most welcome, and we very likely will have need of your services in the near future.

>>14661350
MO-MI-JI! MO-MI-MI-JI!

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>>14719341
MY HOBBIES ARE COMPLETELY HARMLESS IT'S YOU TENGU FUCKS WHO SHOULD RE-EVALUATE THEMSELVES.

WHEN WILL THE DAY OF THE ROPE COME TO YOU CUNTS HOLY SHIT.

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awoo~

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>>14721321
>My apologies, Miss Kagiyama. Our agents tend to be a touch zealous at times. That having been said, your presence here is most welcome, and we very likely will have need of your services in the near future.

No worries.
By the way, mind if I borrow this agent for a bit? Seems like she needs to learn how to relax.

>>14720445

Can Momiji even eat chocolate? Do Wolf Tengu get Theobromine Poisoning like dogs?

>>14709154
That is a fluffy awoo.

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Awoo~

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Awoo?

>>14721421
Another volunteer for the PR department! Joy.

So many volunteers these days.

>>14721451
Sir, your hobbies are your own, that much is true. It's when you practice your hobbies within our private property that you overstep your bounds.

Moreover, it's a matter of public knowledge that your proclivities are unnecessarily provacative, as noted in the standard rules list at the door.

You've been escorted off-premises enough times now. A security team is on its way to detain you, and you will be apprehended by the external police service shortly. I recommend that you ask for a lawyer immediately as a form of courtesy, but frankly, there's not much they'll be able to help you with.

Besides, everyone knows that the day of the rope was last month, and is purely a matter of tug-o-wars between units of our security force. Hell, we invented that day.

>>14721559

...I just got done with that guy in green about personal, private activities. Please don't make me bring down punitive measures. It's none of my business what you enjoy in the privacy of your own home, but this is the office, and there's a certain level of decorum to be maintained. At least wait until the clients are out of the way.

>>14722047
I've marked her for a short "training exercise" session with you, Miss Kagiyama. Please ensure she learns the proper way to spend leisure time in an effective manner.

If you're interested, we may be able to hire you on as a consultant in aiding the rest of the staff; with a few exceptions, I've noticed they have difficulty switching to off-duty mode.

>>14722099
After numerous exhaustive tests involving the majority of our staff and an alarming supply of cocoa-related products, we have determined that there are no issues with chocolate or similar consumables. Aside from the occasional individual with allergies, of course.

>>14723204
I see you've brought some friends along with you. Please note that in order to properly maintain standard operations, you will need to provide each of your assistants with visually-distinct appearances. These can include, but are not limited to, bandannas, neckerchiefs, eye-wear, light armor pieces, satchels, and back-mounted turrets. The Quartermaster should be able to provide a number of items for this purpose. Please also note that any marked individual automatically becomes a temporary consultant, and receives a paycheck in the format of their choosing. I recommend you consult with your allies for their preferences.

>>14723228
Now, see, that is the sort of blade recommended for agents. Good choice. And yes, we will have additional bacon rations.

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>>14723299
>bacon

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>>14723299
>bacon
BACON?

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>>14723299
>bacon
Food! Bacon!

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Bacon? We are getting bacon?

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>>14723299
Bacon~ <3

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ᴮᵃᶜᵒᶰ﹖

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>bacon

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>bacon
Master. I'm hungry!

bacon is haram.

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>additional bacon rations

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>>14723530
>>14723547
>>14723551
>>14723556
>>14723563
>>14723568
>>14723580
>>14723589

Yes, bacon. Cooked on a good ol' fashioned cast-iron skillet, over a captive fire elemental.

>>14723594
Congratulations! You've just volunteered to feed the fire elemental.

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Oh?

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>>14724522
...oh?

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Kon~!
Nya~!
Awoo~!

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>>14723599
B-b-bacon?

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This dog is hot

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Pew pew

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Wrastle Wrastle

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Training Training

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>>14724806
exercise exercise

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>>14724808
Drills drills

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Awooski~

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>>14712347
それも私だ

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Can't outdo the Awoo~

>>14652000
Momiji-chan is giving it her all!!

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Awoo in the news!

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>>14724522
>>14724524

Careful with those reporters. Policy is to only tell the bare minimum. There's a reason for this.

Mainly because we have a contract with the Crows.

>>14723598
>>14724630
Bacon's ready.

>>14724620
I do so love seeing inter-unit communications go well. Now, if you lot would stop with the veiled threats, that'd be nice.

>>14724655
A hazard of the climate, unfortunately. Go get yourself checked into the clinic, we don't want any heat stroke/exhaustion going down.

>>14724671
You sunk my battleship.

>>14724672
Good clothesline maneuver. Just don't break Kayfabe.

>>14724806
>>14724808
>>14724812

All fireteams should note that due to your diligent training regimen, bacon rations have been doubled. Enjoy~

>>14724829

Привет , агент . Как идет охота ?

>>14724979
My apologies, I don't believe we have been introduced.

>>14725102
Poll numbers say otherwise.

>>14725160
And we greatly appreciate the effort.

>>14725483

Dagnabbit Agent, I told you to limit interaction with the press! That's not a proper Crow paper, and you know it.

Three demerits. First: violation of press regulations. Second: use of vulgarities in communication with the press. Third: allowing the press to use such a poor-quality photo. Part of the reason we stick by the Crows is that they are so blasted GOOD at photography.


A side note: the office is having a brief sabbatical retreat to some silly place, so we'll be having a temp take care of comms for a short interval.

He's a bit...unusual.

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>the office is having a brief sabbatical retreat to some silly place
The boss is out! Last one to the pool is a mutt!

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ZZZzzz

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Zzz

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>>14726900
>>14726911
>>14726915
Oy!!!

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Zzzz

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awoo

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>>14726941
Seriously guys? Come on! the temp could be here at any time!

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Yes! Gotta be on guard!

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Momiji Prime is online. All systems nominal. Weapons hot. Mission: the destruction of any and all enemies of Gensokyo.

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awooZzZzZz~

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Just new a few more minawoozzz

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Grrr

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szsCFjihRsA

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awuuu ;_;

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Hello, everyone! Agents, techies, janitorial staff, interns, that one guy I can never remember because he tends to work the opposite shift, and everyone else, I greet you with much vim and vigor and vinegar and Olive Oyl. Popeye and Bluto are currently duking it out, or they'd greet you too.

The other guys might like to do things all business-like and "by the book." BLEH. I prefer to have a bit of FUN in my job.

>>14726900
Now, see, you've got the right idea. I'm a bit confused as to when we got a pool, but hey, enjoy.

>>14726911
>>14726915
>>14726941
>>14727015
>>14727024

Hmm.

>>14726933
Oh, don't worry so much. They're just taking a wee nap. I'm sure we can find some markers somewhere.

>>14726944
Indeed, indeed, it is indeed a day of much multiply maddening modernization. Whether that's relevant, who knows? Just that you should hurry back when you can, as the hot cocoa only stays hot so long, and the marshmallows march towards the cup inexorably~

>>14726954
>>14726966
Oh, don't worry...

I was already here.

>>14727003
Oh, you got your power system up and running, did you? And without needing the espresso boosters either. A pity. I would have so enjoyed seeing a truly caffeinated conqueror in its prime.

Ah, well. So long as the spice flows.

>>14727031
Relax a bit, my dear. Pull up a seat, let loose your laundry list of life's woes, and perhaps partake in a piece of perfectly prepared pecan pie.

>>14727033
Do me a favor, would ya luv? Make sure to get a good pic o' the Beefeaters and the Queen's Guard. And if you snag one of their hats without getting caught, I might be persuaded to whip up a little something special.

>>14727066
Cheer up, buck up, there's no need to frown or fret. Things may be down, but that just means you can only go up! And besides, we have cookies of the most wondrous dark-chocolate chip variety.

That's right. No need to go to the dark side, we have their cookies.

>>14652000
Keep on doing your best,
Momiji-chan!!! I'll make sure to try my hardest, too...

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>>14727326
>we have cookies
awoo

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Wan Wan is the fourth commercial release by Gensokyo recording artist Momiji.

>>14727326
>Now, see, you've got the right idea. I'm a bit confused as to when we got a pool, but hey, enjoy.
Well, its not really a pool. Its a river that our Kappa engineers use all the time.

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>>14727701
forgot image

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>>14727701
>>14727706
They sometimes play with the seal there.

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hello anon, how was your day?

did you awoo?

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>>14727958
It was okay. I only Awoo on Fridays because Friday is my favorite day of the week.

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>>14728072
oh i see. thats fine, friday is most suitable for Awoo yes. good to hear that your day wasnt shit too. <3

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< ALIEN ACTIVITY >

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>>14727427
Such a lust for revenge~

>>14727671
A fresh batch, just out of the oven. Milk is also available. Just do be careful, they're quite hot.

>>14727692
And it was a smash hit in all the charts! I don't suppose I could get a signature for my copy, perhaps?

>>14727701
>>14727706
So A River Runs Through It?

Quite the ingenious contraption, I must say.

>>14727713
I could have sworn seals weren't found this far inland, especially in this climate. That water must be cold.

>>14727958
Of course I checked the news, what a silly question.

And yes, I did save your horoscope. Not sure why you need it, but here you go.

>>14728072
A friday is a good day inherently.

>>14729429
>Snake! This is a sneaking mission. You need a disguise!

I should say that this agent is in full uniform. Not a bit of discrepancy at all.

>>14731030
Silly Ayy, we've got half a dozen snipers on overwatch. Now, which way do you want your skull ventilated?

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Awoo carrying Kero

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0zPK5hf3I4

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This is what a happy Momiji looks like.

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>>14733440
...and this is what an unhappy Momiji looks like. Remember the difference, because it could save your life.

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>>14733440
>>14733444
Frankly, they both look unhappy. Perhaps petting her would make her happy?

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>>14732932
Awoo?!?

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Awoo~

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>>14731052
w-what

im not a sneak or a snake or
who are you

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Awoo is olev

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WAGA NA WA AWOO

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Gimme an A!
Gimme a W!
Gimme an O!
Gimme an O!
What does that say? AWOO!

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Awoo

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THIS IS GENSOKYO!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nnf1FScRgV

>>14755799
What did she mean by that?