Ex-King of Comedy member re-arrested in theft of school girl uniforms

literally who.

What an addiction to have!

How did he steal the uniforms?

>that seems perfectly reasonable to me

Stealing seems perfectly reasonable to you?

>>14647807

from poor girls without a dryer for clothes? you can even use your fishing gear if you think about it

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>>14649474

>>14649474
That's easy mode though.
Not to mention the fact that they're clean, you might as well buy one online if that's what you're going for.

Sneaking into a school and into a girl's locker/changing room during PE, is how the pros do it.

>>14647302
Professional panty and uniform thief
>more than 1,000 items
What a fucking hero

>>14649487
>Sneaking into a school

that's quite impossible for a gaijin tho, you'll risk to be deported and denied re-entry forever

>>14649511
>risk
It's a certainty; they deport people for being vulgar.

It's OK, he's a comedian

Ranma 1/2 is not a meme. People really do this at a professional lv; wow.

>>14649611
He was just being ironic?

>>14649511
Wear a mask

>>14648645
Well the stealing is wrong, but it's about the stress relief. Don't you feel bad for the fellow, a creative type bogged down by Japan's conservative social values? Maybe someone needs to start a charity for schoolgirls to donate used uniforms to, that might be able to help guys not break the law but still get the comfort they need in this bizarre, alienating world.

>>14651140
Do the Japanese get tax breaks for donating to charities? I wonder how the value of a used uniform would be calculated.

Cool dude, would borrow him some of my collection.

Don't they sell most of this stuff in vending machines in Japan? I think they even have cafes that put out just about any smell fetish to buy, even down to used tampons. I could see this being harder to obtain in any other part of the world, unless he just gets a kick out of the chase.

>>14651172
Maybe girls' parents or their parents' companies could claim the tax breaks from the donations, as for value I think it would come down to authenticity. How close does a particular uniform approach to the idealized used uniform? There would probably have to be an independent advisory board of experts.

>>14651312
You can buy them at vending machines or at porn shops next to onaholes and what-not, but to the discerning aesthetician, those varieties do not compare.