Sekibanki

>>14540614
dude she pissed herself lOL

>>14540626
Ha, school's over?

Almost new years and still no sekistory.

>>14540996
Lets write one as a group in this thread.
You start it.

>>14540998
Once upon a time

>>14541000
A man got lost in a forest. It was getting dark, and he was getting hungry. He had only planned on staying out for half the day, so he wasn't dressed very warmly.

>>14541007

Feeling no other choice he pulled out a liter of vodka and started chugging on it.

>>14541011
His throat stung for a moment, but he did feel a bit warmer. Then, it began to snow.

>Sekistory
>No sekibanki
ONE JOB

Suddenly a wild ice fairy appeared and punched him in the nuts.

>>14541022
You have to build up to it man

>>14541024
As he crumpled to the ground, he heard a woman shout something, and saw a bolt of red vaporize the fairy into a thick steaming paste.

>>14541019
He could not know, indeed had no way of knowing, however, that in a galaxy far, far away, Kylo Ren had just killed Han Solo.

The Japanese gobrin shows up and has a drunken funeral for the mans nuts.

>>14541044
He looked down at the bottle, then up at the bloody remains of the fairy, then down at the bottle, then up at the remains.

As he threw the bottle over his shoulder, he heard an unfamiliar, feminine voice calling him out.
He also heard a crash and another fairy yelling in pain behind him, but he did not care for that.

>>14541695
Then as if from out of nowhere...she appeared...

ZUN's mom.

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>>14541728
For a moment, he couldn't believe it, for several reasons. She was beautiful. As beautiful as Venus. Watching her was like watching the archetype of the perfect woman, cute, sexy, dependable, and yet her entire body seemed to long for someone to stand by her side. Her hand would look so much better if another hand was grabbing it. Her mouth was begging for a kiss.

Even her grumpy voice was adorable.
"What are you doing outside this late?"
He struggled to come up with an answer that wasn't "I love you, please marry me".

>>14541829
He stares for a moment longer, then stammers out
"I... I got lost"

>>14542921

A hollow voice says "It is pitch black, You are likely to be punched in the nuts."

>>14542921
The woman had a questioning look on her face, but rather than asking questions, she simply said:
"It's dangerous out here. You better go back to your home, or some dangerous creatures might come and feast on you."

>>14543326
"I want to come and feast on you," he muttered under his breath with a lecherous look in his eyes.

>>14543340
"Ha, so you're a youkai too. I think you will find me too hard to chew on. I'll go full Zidane on you for a starter."
And having said that, her head disconnected from her body and suddenly went forward, hitting the man in a very unique headbutt. For a second, the man was knocked out, seeing nothing but utter blackness.

When he woke up, he was already on his back, and the girl was looking at him with a confused look on her face.

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Then they lived happily ever after. The end!

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Then a very drunk Reimu showed up. Thinking an incident was underway she proceeded to beat the living stuffing out of everyone present. Then she gave out free hugs.

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Once we have a little more stuff, I'm going to post this. The Sekistory is too much of a burden for one man to carry alone. We must do it together.

>>14545569

Seeing the Kylo Ren in there put me in stitches.

>>14545569
Here it is on pastebin, feel free to make suggestions, after all, you guys basically wrote it

>>14545639
Forgot link
Pastebin.com/BZ0jc454

>>14545642
You killed the mood. Congratulations.

>>14548496
At least I tried to write the sekistory, you ungrateful fuck

>>14548664
I wrote three parts of it, you uncultured swine. All you did was picking what was already written by other Anons and me, slap a "I did it" sticker on it, and act like a prima donna.

>>14548731
I did too, I was the one who started this whole idea, you bastard

>>14548731
If you don't believe me, check the ips

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>>14548731
I'll fucking go full autist on you, bastard

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So we went to Gensokyo in summer clothes, got lost, got drunk alone while lost, got punched in the nuts by Cirno, watched Cirno get lasered, got spoiled, almost proposed to banki, told her we got lost instead, got told to go home by banki, got headbutted by banki, and then lived happily after until the poor shrine maiden beat us up and then gave us a hug?

I must say it was a good day.

Published with credit to all you wonderful people.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11702463/1/The-Sekistory

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notbad/10

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Oh my

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>>14552068
What a pervert.

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>>14552068
>can fly by herself and control her heads remotely with ease
>does this retarded shit

DURRR LOOOK AT ME, I'M A SECONDARY ARTIST, I DRAW ONLY QUALITY FANSERVICE CONTENT, PLEASE LIKE MY WORKS AND BUY THEM ON COMIKET

I was about to dedicate this weekend to writing an actual Sekistory, but seeing how you guys have already taken care of that I'm just going to drink myself unconscious.

>>14552529
still do it. She needs more love

>>14552255
Jeez calm down man

>>14552255
How about you show us your drawings then?
Oh, right, "hurr durr i dont need to know how to draw". What a convenient excuse for useless scrubs like you to trash talk people contributing to the community.

>>14545471
When the man woke up, he couldn't recognize the ceiling. Mostly because there was no ceiling, and for a few minutes, he just stared at the starry sky, thinking it was a very strange ceiling.
Once he understood his mistake, embarrassment took a firm grab of him. He stood and looked around, hoping nobody saw him, but as soon as the embarrassment disappeared, fear and terror replaced it.
Near him was the beheaded body of a familiar-looking ginger. She was oddly familiar, but the man's memory wasn't that perfect in the first place, and getting beaten up while being drunk did nothing to fix it.

>>14553090
Not him, but just because you aren't able to do something doesn't mean you can't call people out on being shit at it.

>>14553425
What a convenient excuse for useless scrubs like you to trash talk people contributing to the community.

>>14553853
So then I assume you have not once complained about anything in your life? because its pretty obvious you don't know how to do anything lolololol

>>14553932
Why don't you show us your drawings, then?

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>>14554254
...

>>14554254

9001/10

This was a triumph.

>>14558291

I wonder what Banki does for fun in the village?

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>>14561257
Probably scares kids. Otherwise, she probably lays low 99% of the time.
Youkais are pretty long-lived, people would notice that she isn't aging much.

>>14567114
I wanna tongue her esophagus.

>>14571588
Gross.

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Best pairing!

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>>14571891
I want to smack her ass.

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>>14571903
I'll save Sekibanki from perverts like you!

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>>14571999
Hello, James Phelps.

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>>14572190
Sekibanki is for hugging not spanking.

>>14572259
She can be for both.
So that I can satisfy both my lust and my loneliness.

Dear spanking degenerates.


Kill yourselves.


Thank you.

>>14572439
>"man, i want to fuck a touhou"
>"b-b-b-b-but whoever doesn't agree with me should die!"
>"b-b-b-because people who aren't like me shouldn't exist"
>"b-because I say so!"
>[incoherent sobbing]
Pathetic.

>>14572570
Who are you quoting? Your inner autist, maybe?

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And the THP guy hasn't written a story.
What a surprise that a reject from a community famous for being shit despite having a giant ego couldn't hold his promise. In a way, he perfectly represented how his community is like. Like an archetype, or an avatar.

>>14572939
Didn't he explicitly give up on it last thread, though?

>>14573610
He came back and said he was going to try.
Unless I missed something in the 6 hours preceding the thread's disappearance.

>>14573923
I believe that one only came back to confirm that he wouldn't do it. You probably mean the other guy who's not from THP. Well, he's only recently begun. He wants to write a bit more than two paragraphs, so please watch warmly until it is ready.

I'm gonna start writing the second chapter of the Sekistory, so any shggestions on how you guys want it to play out would be great.

>>14574271
Spanking!
Hugging!
Cuddling!
In that order!

Good luck.

>>14574310
I've never written anything sexual before, any tips?

>>14574314
Start off slow, build up to it.

>>14574314
Molluscs make good epithets for genitalia.

New pastebin draft at
Pastebin.com/rr9tsXwq

I'm bored, I could write something similar to the sekispank story but with another touhou as I'm not a big fan of her. Got any ideas /jp/?

>>14575010
Marisa x Kourin

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>>14572030

This is fucking adorable.

>>14574314
If it's your first time writing something sexual, it's going to suck.

>>14575909
Could someone help me with it then?

>>14576027
The only way to know how to write smut is to experience it.
And sorry Anon, but I don't like you enough to help you with that.

>>14575909
>>14576027
>>14576111
How deliciously awkward.

Anon, don't care about subverting expectations, just write. Put all of your sexual frustration into it. There's no such thing as shame.

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>>14571891

>>14575010
Literally anyone can spank marisa, she's always stealing from everyone

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>>14576229
I noticed Kogasa is always the "man" of the relationship in these images.

>>14574385
That's kinda cute, but it needs some proofreading.
I mean, I'm not even a native English speaker, but even I know that "Go back to, and find your family" isn't correct.

>>14575010
Your name is strangely familiar.

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>>14576417

>>14576730
Disgusting. Lemme spank both of them.

Writing a sekistory, and I have a question.
When you say that something is bothersome, do you say it "takes a burden" on you, or does it "leave a burden" on you?

>>14579749
You say it pisses you right the fucking fuck off.

>>14579775
No, the guy is a classy butler, he doesn't say or think things like that.

>>14579780
>butlers don't have vulgar thoughts
False.

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>>14582581
Buttbanki.

>>14584600
DELETE THIS

>>14587179
No.

>>14596160
What a splendid ass.

I want her to lick my dick while I'm fucking her, she could even tongue her own clue clit and suck my balls

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I want to bully Bankiki.

More like sexyspanky

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sekiBANE?

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>>14600759

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Somehow, I don't think you though your cunning plan all the way through.

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>>14601377

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>>14600650
Bankiki is wearing long johns.

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>>14609598
I want to take them down and smack her ass.

Hi guys, I am probably going to put up the second chapter of the fanfiction.net Sekistory, but I wanted to run it through you guys to see if it's what you guys were wanting.
http://pastebin.com/BrEirwfK

>>14610918
Looks okay, but not much is happening so far.

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>>14601377

sekistory

Chapter 2 of Sekistory has been posted. Just so you know, I still am working on it, but it's hard for me to come up with ideas.

>>14631716
I want to put it in

>>14631716
I want to hurt her.

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If you spank Sekibanki while her heads is elsewhere, does she still feel the pain?

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>>14641325
Nah, they're independent.

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So how does this work?

>>14644921
The body is the main part. It can creates as many heads as she wants.

>>14645243
Can she just pop them out, or does she need to be impregnated first?

>>14645283
I want to help Seki make some reserve heads!

>>14644901
That's dumb, of course she feels the pain!

>>14645283
Play the game. It'll answer your question.

http://pastebin.com/fKdTYUvZ

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>>14641325
Nope, she can't feel anything that happens to a head.

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Bidetbanki

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>>14651344
I read that as Bridebanki. Why are there no images of Sekibanki in a wedding dress except for this?

>>14649999
The heads are actually expendable. The body is where she's at.

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>>14652293
The body is where it's at!

>>14652336
In the games, you attack the body, not the heads.
I still think they're linked, because the heads don't linger when you beat her.

>>14651506

Chuuni

She is the 2chuu 2hu.

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Kinda odd that the Touhou with a head gimmick ended up with a butt focus from fans.

>>14663894
It's the skirt and those legs that caused it.

>>14664063
And the BUTT.

>>14670569
Damn she's cute.

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Cutiebanki

>>14663894
Artist attention also gravitated towards the butt because breast stuff is a bit more awkward with her collar awkward the whole detachable head(s) thing.

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tender neck meat

Banki under the willows.

>>14690869
Spanking Banki under the windows so that the whole neighbourhood can hear it !

>>14691632
Oh yeah!

>>14691632
Rude.

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>>14576417
Smootchibanki

>>14696081
That's cute. Too bad lesbianism is a crime.

>>14698654
Sekicutie is too cute for her own good.

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Loving Sekibanki the hard way.

>>14702580
What does that gif means?

>>14705124
put PENUS in VAGOO

>>14708981
>VAGOO
Shame on you, beta cuck.

>>14708981
>entire thread is about how awesome Sekibanki's ass is
>beta cuck put it in her vag0n0.

>>14705124
An accurate representation of loli sex. Why you can't penetrate a fairy.

>>14710022
And yet in the end, it does.

>>14720723
Lewd.

>>14720723
Any more of her actually licking herself? This is my fetish.

>>14735011
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar?

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>>14735011
Too bad Sekibanki can't use her abilities for shows in the village like Alice.

>>14745555
Because Alice isn't a filthy subhuman youkai.

>>14752878
Uh...

>>14752975
Do you have a complain, comrade? Head to the Ministry of Truth, it's right in the human village, next to the graveyard.

>>14753283
Follow that cat with the two red tails.

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>>14752878
Alice hasn't been human since pc98 times.

>>14760232
These thighs have only one purpose in life.
Be used as pillow.

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>>14702580

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One day, Banki will have her time in the spotlight!

It's hard to find a Banki picture that isn't about her ass.

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>>14760816
I'm genuinely surprised at the miniscule amount of thighhigh-focused pictures featuring Banki.

>>14772105
Everything is about her ass. Or her head.

>>14777790
Eh, I can make do with the former.

>>14780144
Sekyspanky story when?

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Banki is self conscious!

>>14789467
I want head-pazuri from Banki-chan, rubbing between their cheeks squeezed together, letting them lick it together, then watch them fight over who gets the moneyshot.

>>14789467
What the fuck.

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>>14808135
Santabanki?
Sekiclaus?

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>>14808576
Sexybanki.

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>>14809435

Holding hands with the bank under the willows!

>>14811458
>Holding hands
>>>/d/

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>>14808135
This is hot. Too hot for me.

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Bikinibanki

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Deadbanki.

>>14840035
I want to sniff.

>>14840119
Gross. I'm calling the FBI.

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Seems to be a relatively popular pairing.

>>14858031
Cuckholding the wolf, hey?

>>14540614
>64 days ago
Two months. Not bad for a character that nobody likes.

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>>14863559
I love Sekibanki.

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>>14772105

Banki is the bare legs hu.

>>14864486
I want to eat potatoes with Banki.

>>14863639
She's giving me a serious Miko vibe in this image.

>>14871819
Well this is oddly specific.

>>14864486
The femur fracture hu.

>>14663894
Donarudo really admires her buns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWPbWyrlGkk

>>14875310
Damn I feel old now.

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She looks better without socks.

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Banki is the kind of girl who would smash her faucet in the village with a hammer and then innocently ask you to come over and look at it to see what is wrong. She would go out of her way to bend over in front of you, hike her skirt up, put her leg up on the side of the tub and generally act naive and sexy at the same time. Banki is a good girl and she is only doing this to distract you from looking at her neck.

If all goes well and you two have good chemistry she will wrap her arms around you and passionately french kiss you while one of her floating heads goes down on you.

>>14899431
I'm find with one disemboweled floating head but several of them would kind of creep me out.

Banki.

>>14905773
Butt.

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We autosaged now?

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>>14908863
Seems like it, mate. My craving for Sekibutt shall go unfullfilled.

>>14908863
>Austicially bump your thread for two months
Are you suprised?

>>14908923
Who are you quoting?

Bye-bye Banki.

>>14908923
Don't misuse the quote feature.