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>News
(12/20-21) Nogizaka46 Merry X'mas Show 2015 in Nippon Budokan.
(12/23) Nana Fujita (janken winner) solo debut (Migiashi Evidence).
(01/16-18) AKB48 Tandoku Request Hour Setlist Best 100 2016
(01/22-24) AKB48 Group Request Hour Setlist Best 100 2016
(02/10) New Team A stage "M.T. ni sasagu" begins.
(02/16-18,20,22,25,27-28) Minami Takahashi special stages.
(03/09) AKB48 43rd Single (Title TBA). Maeda Atsuko, Oshima Yuko, Itano Tomomi, Shinoda Mariko and Takahashi Minami will return for this single.
(03/23) Nogizaka46 14th Single (Title TBA).
(03/26-27) Minami Takahashi graduation concert.
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Nogizaka H/S: http://ameblo.jp/seto-kasumi/
>>14515273
1st for coolzaka46
https://d.maxfile.ro/ienrswnppo.webm
世界で一番コトコlover
>last 3 Nogi OP
based
It would be nice to see Wakatsuki dropped from senbatsu.
>>14515348
It would be nice to see Eto dropped from Nogizaka altogether.
>>14515348
why? she's pretty
>>14515344
To keep the normies off the scent
"More and more Miorin webms, please" edition
>>14515344
time to make a nogi general
>>14515356
nogizaka is the idol group for normies nowadays
>>14515385
Feels good to be a normie.
>>14515354
I'm tired of her Sakurai boycott.
re-watching "the time has come"
the shuffle is just cruel man. only mayuyu probably was happy because ikoma.
>>14515396
maybe the breakup was mutual..
nailed it.
http://b.1339.cf/dixlpwb.webm
>>14515469
>http://b.1339.cf/dixlpwb.webm
Minami looking radiant lately. Is she banging someone?
>>14515338
Who is this busu?
/r/ full webm of marika marika marimarimarimarika marika marika marika marika marimarimarimarika
>>14515469
Awh sheeeit nigga, Nogieigo stepping up their game.
>>14515353
Eto, Kotoko, Ashurin, Inoue and Takayama are welcome to interrupt my lonines anytime.
>>14515476
Where'd you get NogiEigo in such good quality?
>>14515484
I want ashu to bully sayunyan sexually
>mfw ashu will never be kakkoi no matter how hard she tries
Being a loli is suffering.
http://b.1339.cf/cuqtpfv.webm
>>14515498
Hasn't finland gone full cuck like sweden? Do Japanese peope who go there suffer French disease like when they visit paris?
>>14515494
Kakkoii? Why would You think Ashu tries to be kakkoii?
>>14515509
Actually no, they don't since the Japanese and Finnish mentality is pretty similar.
>>14515476
she finally found an ikemen on line i guess
>>14515512
>learns to play drums
>all her segments in Nogibingo etc are her acting like a little yankee
>Janeeeyo!!
>tries to act tuff around the other nogis
>every single last time
>EVERY
>TIME
>treated like the little loli she is and smothered and loved whilst she makes cute annoyed sounds
>>14515521
But has finland gone full cuck?
>>14515535
He's closer than you think.
>>14515548
I have no idea.
Hurray for more 7th gen 1+1 janai yo.
I really need more of them in my life.
>>14515498
Why can't they do some yuri fantasies? Boyfriend, boyfriend. It gets tiresome. Self-insertion is creepy as hell.
nogieigo has vanished from 48video
>>14515575
Because Nogis having boyfriends is more realistic.
>>14515575
>not liking danso
Skorpsan pls...
Danso is literally ambrosia.
>>14515579
Bullshit. I miss Rean, and NOGIBINGO.
>>14515575
Come to the darkside.
>>14515589
I was there, but then Karen got cucked by Sumire and it got depressing.
Daily Forehead
>>14515575
In terns of yuri
1. SKE48 Choco Dorei era
>>>>>>power gap>>>>>>
2. AKB48
3. HKT48
4. NMB48
99999. Nogizaka46
>literally 0 contact with Suumire since the scandal
You know it broke her heart.
>>14515469
Ikoma looking like a grandma.
>>14515598
>akb
>above nmb
>above hkt the pedophile lesbian sex ring
I don't eve know you anymore anon.
next up manatsu
http://b.1339.cf/dklpnct.webm
>>14515604
AKB has had loads of yuri lately. NMB has Milky so she ruins their ranking and so does HKT for having Sasshi.
>>14515609
Is she even aware of what she's singing?
>>14515609
That show is just too much to handle.
>>14515621
maybe. seems to be the only one who knew what a high five was.
>>14515589
Karen looks pretty good in the tracksuit, but I still can't forgive mixing Adidas and Nike.
>>14515598
NMB has a recurring segment in their concerts devoted to yuri
>>14515639
thank fuck erika left germany before the enrichment
now her pure german/nipponese aryan genes are ready to take the fatherland back from the islamic hordes
>>14515639
Time flies.
>>14515655
Fuck no. Germany is a lost cause.
>>14515288
I remember akb doing something like this
SEAs have the most beautiful girl in the universe. SEA haters got rekt
>>14515682
Nogi copied/borrowed a lot from AKB the first couple years while establishing the group. Which is only natural.
>>14515682
Everyone has done something like that.
>>14515666
You can actually show this on TV?
>>14515476
Hori.
>>14515688
WAT
>>14515609
Where'd you get this from? I can't find Nogi Eigo anywhere
best mayuyu
>>14515713
deep within chinese fan forums.
>>14515727
Can you email me a link? [email protected]
>>14515711
xD
I laughed hard
>>14515716Final stage never
>>14515736
fuck you;_;
http://b.1339.cf/rwnlvyu.webm
>>14515749
what video is that?
thats a gay ghuitar strap, misamisa
>>14515749
Post the sound one, son
>>14515778
Umareta Mama de MV.
>>14515730
done
>>14515749
>>14515789
https://u.pomf.io/nmuvqz.mp4 full video
webm portion starts at 3:50ish.
>>14515822
marika's happy face is so pleasant
>>14515822
misa is pretty
>>14515842
Lewd as fuck.
Just how much do idols get paid? That Nogibingo episode where Wakatsuki bought a macbook despite knowing that the other girls will secretly resent her makes me think that they're not paid as much.
This is so Sakura-like.
>>14515609
Manatsu no sound good
>>14516014
I saw what you did there m8
>>14515975
they looked at her like that because that money was supposed to be share and she spent more than a few of the others combined.
to be fair she was the only one that got something useful. nishino got some shitty mp3 player to ignore manatsu with ease, eto bought a dress to prepare for her post graduation career as an escort, shiraishi bought clothes, etc.
>>14516032
Thanks. I thought of the joke last night in bed and was happy to see a chance to use it today.
>>14516042
Keep up the good work anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGv-RfBD_XE
I will never go to a Horror Movie with KTK on a Friday Afternoon, and then enjoy a burger & some cola
>>14516233
lookin' kinda rough there
>>14516289
Imamura-san is going to be out loli'd once the 4th gen rolls in.
>>14516312
I like to think they didn't wash it after Miru wore it.
>>14516356
It is her favorite movie after all.
m-my oshi is alive
http://akb48-daily.blogspot.de/2015/12/maeda-ami-to-be-leading-actress-of.html
>>14516452
Well, it's her last chance.
>>14516536
Bodywise I think she has Miru beat
>>14516452
delete this
I've never been so depressed
I've "cracked" the 48 video password. It's written on the bottom of every page.
>>14516598
How do I crack the URL?
Komi was the MC of last Otomari.
Apparently it was so remarkable they only aired about ONE minute of it, and without her really saying anything but presenting herself. Will have to look at the Hulu trash bin to see the rest..
>>14516598
thanks
>>14516616
You may laugh at her for getting cucked all the time on AKBINGO but the staff producing these shows think she's already too good to be sitting with the rest of her generation.
>>14516616
What the fuck did Komi even do to you? A Year ago you were shitposting about how great she was everyday, and then suddenly you became a massive anti. It can't really have been some stupid, fake AKBINGO character can it?
>>14516289
Sasshi's flavor of the month.
>>14516619
She probably saw the new Peach John. I don't know how she's going to top Saeko.
>>14516598
>>14516612
>>14516617
was away for few days, please let me in guys.
>>14516643
>It can't really have been some stupid, fake AKBINGO character can it?
sadly, i think he is that dumb.
>>14516643
Did you not see the dating episode? She's a monster.
>>14516633
>she's already too good
Yeah, like Shimada Haruka, right? or even Karen, being brutally honest...
I think it's more of a pitty spot of sorts. At least Karen got some good action and Shimada got to speak about her weight loss; Komi was deemed unairable and cut out entirely.
>>14516452
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>14516536
>>14516633
>pitty spot of sorts
it was all over the place desu. totally random, like a flavor of the week thing.
>>14516681
oops. meant for >>14516663
さすがー
akicha caught sleeping with soccer player
http://zasshi.news.yahoo.co.jp/article?a=20151222-00005742-sbunshun-ent
>>14516648
filename
>>14516689
GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>14516643
the anti started before the DANSO episode.
>>14516693
that majimethat spoonfeeding
I'm sure Buffalo Bill still has a place in his heart for Komi.
>>14516689
Didn't this get reported like 3 years ago?Does this mean there's still hope for Mako happenings after all
>>14516689
Nigga, that says soccer COACH
Duuuuuuuuuuuuùùùde
>>14516689
So. What did you guys have for dinner?
>>14516718
>nearly 2016
>still believing bunshun about a Mako
scandal
>>14516616
Actually, at the very end Ogi was asked what his favorite MC was and he picked Chiyori, followed by Maachun.
So yeah, there goes Komi under Chiyori once again.
>>14516680
Can't see shit captain. But at least she isn't as bushy as nanamin.
>>14516787
G-gosh... Hello Beaver. What a cutie. And so plump! Definitely in my top 5 plumpers.
>>14516859
Nice stutter faggot.
>>14516920
Yuri is a very important part abut idols.
>>14516787
Beaver got it going on.
>>14516680
enhance
I'm not sure who looks older
Ahhh this cuteness...
And since her voice makes it even better:
https://loopvid.appspot.com/#1c/gibpayx
>>14516972
They're close? That's unusual. Anyways, is this Jurina?
>>14516979
her mouth is kowai
>>14516972
Humans and birds age at different rates.
>>14516981
>They're close?
Since at least Banzai Venus
>>14516972
I want to go on a ramen date with Jurina.
>>14516896
This is why I can't stand Komi, she tries too damn hard. She reminds me of Miichan with how desperate for attention she is. Can't wait until next election when she fails to rank so she'll finally quit.
>>14517006
>hating on komi
anon pls
>>14517008
looks like an AV cover
>>14516787
Does Beaver know we call her Beaver?
>>14517008
I want to be the seat on her bicycle.
>>14517006
>trying hard is bad
based intimidated fat bro
>>14517029
Ask Tiffany a favor.
>>14517048
Stop making everything about you, Hilary.
>>14517060
Which Walker is this? Ka..i
Why is the thread so ded these days?
>>14517090
I hope it's Kansai.
>>14517107
>>14517090
関西
yup
>>14517105
its always dead this time of night
>>14516896
Liar whore. She's so not a lesbian. She's just horny as fuck. Will scandal next year.
Do you think if I told Paruru I have French ancestry, I could score with her?
>>14517120
Dunno, but I am white, speak french fluently and will gladly turn on Paruru just to suddenly dump her, like she deserves.
>>14517119
>Will scandal next year.
with Goofy.
>>14517120
If she's actually been to Paris, then no
>>14517122
best loli
>>14517120
French colonization of Vietnam doesn't count.
Hello? What the hell is going on?
>>14517262
Nothing's happening.
>>14517262
Haro
No it's never been like this. An hour without a post? Is it because people are home for Kirisumasu?
At least I have Mio. Two updates today even. She doesn't abandon me like you guys.
>>14515677
Germany, France, Sweden. Those three are lost. England can still win the fight though.
>>14517276
I-is it safe to come out?
I really do love Nanase, after all.
>>14517276
It's so fucking cold that I slept 3 hours more than usual.
>>14517304
Ohayoukai~
>>14517298
It's never safe to come out.
>>14517290
found the delusional englishman that thinks he isn't toast
http://b.1339.cf/zqyzubl.mp4
>>14517290
>sharia law
there's no recovering from this 2bh. I'm so sorry for you.
>>14517315
I feel like I'm missing out on some quality Hime thighs here.
Will someone PLEASE think about posting the himetan apron pic?
>>14517319
So is she suppose to be ironic or what?
Mio Plus
Text Post:http://bombch.us/BwNo
>>14517326
I don't have it.
Himechon biiiiimuuuuu
http://b.1339.cf/lxdbkpv.webm
>>14517318
I'm not English, used to live there for two Years about 10 years ago. I already knew muslims are going to be a thread back then.
>>14517331
Thank you!
>>14515539
>learns to play drums
She played drums prior to joining NGZ. On top of that she plays really well for JK.
>all her segments in Nogibingo etc are her acting >like a little yankee
Tsundere=/= Yankee. Kazumin does more of that with Nojo and that boring girl. Next the most tsundere member is Bebitan. Ashurin is more of a imouto than Yankee.
>tries to act tuff around the other nogis
>every single last time
Idols does acting all the time? No shittin sheriff.
>treated like the little loli she is and smothered >and loved whilst she makes cute annoyed >sounds
Newfag detected.
Mio is a big girl
>>14517310
Where I can this video of this semen demon?
>>14517370
heh, had a chuckle there m8 :^)
>>14517376
probably by searching for 白間美瑠 on youtube
>>14517388
>美
I like everyone who have this mi in their name
>>14517390
>>14517370
good one
Now, to find a "im the cook" Mio.
>>14517377
>>14517395
i don't get it
>>14517402
uhhh...bane? the porn guy? you haven't watched both?
if mio lost weight would she die?
>>14517402
Me neither
>>14517403
When is she leaving?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o03OXq8Ke4c
PIANO UTTE CHOU~DAI
>>14517401
Mio cooking is a start.
>>14517426
>kansai humor
>>14517427
https://d.maxfile.ro/isoycxkxga.webm
>>14517444
Turned down my headphones this time.
>>14516452
She announced that like two weeks ago, bub
>>14517444
What a girl
Fuck the cold. Today will be a good day.
>>14517453
>It's getting cold, isn't it?
>>14517391
top tier jugs
shame about the everything else
>>14517467
>boots
>3990 yen
WHERE IS IT THO WTF
>>14517472
They're black.
>>14517469
Her boobs are not even that great in proportion to how much fat is present in the rest of her body.
>>14517477
MVP
V
P
Suck it AKBozos
>>14517477
>sexy ice cream
Gonna be lewd as fuck
>>14517469
They're actually quite misshapen.
>>14517483
I'm Fuko
>>14517477
This cover shot isn't very good senpais. Step it up Bubka. I'm sure it's not real Ikuta "gravure" either.
>>14517477
this is the best she's ever looked. is ikuta blossoming just in time for her photobook?
>>14517497
it's just photoshop
>>14517495
It's a great cover. And unless I'm mistaken that's Habu listed.
>>14517497
I gave her the "1st penetration" buff.
>>14517477
What's with Fuuko and her fascination to Ice Cream?
>>14517502
Yes it is. They're also referencing her Attack on Titan joke.
>>14517500
it isn't just photoshop she's really peaking
Keiyaki have some bijins already
>>14517477
>Can you be a little bit stronger?
>Cause I need a little longer
>You're a earthly comfort
>Yet so divine, yet so divine
>I never see you anymore
>>14517467
is she finally going to destroy hoshimina?
>>14517522
>destroying the one thing that's good about your life
>>14517536
>bully
>good thing
edgyfags out
>>14517546
>adorable buwwy
Good thing for sure
>>14517344
We matrix nao.
>>14517559
Isn't this the girl who recently announced her graduation?
>>14517570
yeah, unfortunately
>>14517572
Didn't she appear on the recent bingo?
>>14517559
i love this girl
>>14517559
One hundred
>>14517559
>naanya graduating
WAT
>>14517579
>>14517570
It's a ruse, the fat angel isn't graduating any time soon.
>>14517570
There are so many graduations it's hard to keep track, I know. She's not one of them however.
Elfling cleavage.
>>14517592
Isn't this the girl who recently announced her graduation?
She and the bingo "low chara" girl look alike.
>>14517594
She wouldn't do that to Megu.
Did you guys know JJ Abrams is a wota? He's even been to the theatre in Akiba for a performance. Not sure about oshi.
>>14517594
Yeah, she got cucked to hard and couldn't take it
MiruMegu future looks bright
>>14517334
That's some prime Himetan meat.
>>14517594
>>14517598
>>14517601
Not trying to be a meme.
>http://stage48.net/wiki/index.php/Nishiyama_Rena
I found the girl now. Sorry. A draftee, I didn't know this girl.
>>14517601
Nana cucked
>>14517605
Arru rooku da semu
>>14517600
It was posted in here yesterday.
>>14517610
Ah gomen
Any of these girls into vaporwave?
>>14517601
Can't see how she can compete with mirurun
Post your KKK oshi
>>14517600
We know he's just gonna be tricked into thinking Takamina is #1 any way, the same way Biebs got fooled.
>>14517615
No one could
>>14517617
>>14517615
good lord
I don't like Miru's face
>>14517630
>Her name is Neru
It's like poetry
>>14517630
Is this a meme ?
>>14517641
yes
>>14517636
>>14517641
Not on my part.
>>14517315
manatsu a slut
>>14517669
Get the cream.
Sorry for taking a break, I've been very busy and then I got very depressed over Sae's graduation.
Not going to tomorrow's HS, but I'll be in Nagoya on the 10th. Maybe Aya can fish me away from Sae and heal my broken heart.
>>14517682
Hold the fuck up. I thought you're a Tani-oshi?
>>14517689
nah I just get her mobame.
Sae sends mobame rarely and they're walls of text, plus I don't really want to steal mobame from my oshi
>>14517695
Ohh okay. I really don't know how the event system works, but I hope you'll win Sae's tickets. Just to meet her for the last time.
>>14517703
I have her tickets for 1/10, 2/28, 3/13, and 5/8
Going to be a pain in the ass to return the may tickets if she graduates before then.
>>14517678
Do what?
>>14517703
thanks for the kind wishes, anyway, btw
I figured she was going to graduate soon so I bought extra tickets for the May HS. It woud be nice if she stuck around for that.
Based Fedex guy wishing me a merry christmas, he's probably a nogic.uck too.
>>14517670
>>14517706
Ganbatte, anon. Say hi for me.
>>14517714
Get the cream.You heard me the first time.
>>14517717
Nice. I got a Nogi package yesterday and the guy made a joke about me giving myself something nice for Christmas.
>>14517724
What's that thing? Is she a robot?
>>14517735
>n-no this was a gift from a friend
>>14517724
I love her shitty smile
>>14517638
what a bijin himetan that you got there anon
>>14517742
She's a Bird God
nice but she'll freeze.
>>14517774
>but she'll freeze
Good.
Why is Mayuyu so fucking based?
https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CWQRwBTVEAAyD6Q.mp4
SAME ANGLE
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>>14517777
みーおんしか見えねぇ
>>14517777
>キラークイーン、 第三の爆弾!!
Also nice quads.
>>14517782
Yui is smart so she will be a more respected leader than the worthless idiot Takamina
just needs to get a handle on those breakdowns
>>14517782
Enjoy getting yelled at.
>>14517783
I'm starting to save lala pics. Help.
>>14517774
they're out of their fucking minds
>>14517467
Hori a true high test idol.
>>14517801
You're beyond help saving such shitty images. Even if you like her the images she posts are terrible.
>>14517774
She looks just like a little witch there.
>>14517788
>just needs to get a handle on those breakdowns
it's a ssk tradition already. it's somewhat amusing to see an apparently composed traditional beauty having a complete meltdown.
Why is no one talking about NGT48? They're all qt pies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ShiKQyhrfs
>>14517847
Because there's not much to talk about yet. No shows, not even a theater.
>>14517868
They do have a radio show at least.
>>14517873
Unless you feel like translating it, there won't be much discussion here.
>>14517812
found the rude gaijin screamer.
takes every opportunity she gets to show some skin.
>>14517867
Meru is the best thing to come out from HKT. I don't know how can people hate on her.
>>14516687
If she was serious about her knife game she'd be using a Fairbairn–Sykes.
>>14517804
A true butterface
>>14517889
Shit. Now I wanna fuck her.
>>14517889
Good.
>>14515299
it makes me cringe
Is she pregnant?
>>14515348
every scandal whore should be forced to do one facial abuse scene, since they are into these things anyways....
>>14517943
plump girls are the best
>>14517943
Hmm.. Hmm.... Tegoshi-sama fucked her good.
>>14517873
But can you make webms from a radio show, anon? Right, I didn't think so.
>>14517927
https://d.maxfile.ro/saplqibqng.webm
>>14517403
Beautiful
quick reminder that yuri is an important part of akb and japanese idol industry in general
>>14517973
We don't need reminders of the obvious, anon.
>>14515589
Karen looks great with this haircut
Also, did she start hanging out with Russian?
>>14517963
OTP
>She is a fan of Nogizaka's Ito Marika and sang Marika's own bonus song, Marikka'17 at her audition for Keyakizaka.
What a girl.
I think Yukirin just died.
>>14517419
Her last theater appearance is on the 27th, last day as an hkt member is the 31st
You can only pick one.
>>14517988
jurina easy choice
>>14517985
RIP. Before you went to Hakone you were one of the good ones and I fapped to you lots.
>>14517988
I'm going to pick three and you can't stop me.
>>14517988
Jurina
>>14517988
>not picking mayoyo
>>14517988
Ikuchan
Nakanishi Chiyori is a beautiful woman.
>>14517999
Jurina, Jurina, and Jurina. Am I right?
>>14517988
not the potato nosed narcissist, for sure.
That list of Prr's missed events..
http://stage48.net/forum/index.php?threads/shimazaki-haruka-paruru.2111/page-848#post-1131653
Who decides senbatsu anyway? Aki-P? Kato Rena must be the daughter of important connections/family for them to keep putting her in senbatsu. There's always the one.
https://twitter.com/maiyanee/status/678466326420131841
>>14517969
Wtf? No reverse image search results?
>>14517889
She finally found a hat.
>>14518023
You can't tell by the pendant?
>>14518029
Something Goto or Meru gave her? I really don't follow their soc medias. Sorry.
>>14517988
It could have been a hard choice but Mayuyu is there.
>>14517988
Nanasemaru. This way I can lure in Minarun
>>14518000
>>14517994
Good luck trying to date her. She'll be too busy to see you.
>>14518005
Won't even hold your hand.
>>14518037
>>14518004
She'll just force you to cosplay and watch Takarazuka with her.
>>14518046
Best choice.
>>14517988
Ikuchan, obviously.
>>14518054
>She'll just force you to cosplay and watch Takarazuka with her.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
>>14518054
You didn't say anything about dating. Why would anyone here want to date an idol?
How long do you think Watanabe Rika will last? After seeing her turn down the rollercoaster challenge, and then the last week's episode when she wouldn't even talk, I am wondering if she'll last that long. :/
>>14518072
longer than fukagawa at least. still an idol by 2017, unlike mai.
>>14518072
If she sticks with it a bit longer it'll turn out fine.
>>14518072
Just have her make that her chara.
>>14518027
i see what you did there.
Anyone knows what episode of Nogidoko that had Manatsu handling a frog that got out of its box?
>>14518110
are you looking to make a pepe
>>14518110
http://b.1339.cf/lisxeva.webm
Seems like Goofy's become a wota now.
>>14518116
thanks anon. i wanted to revisit fat hoshimina
>>14518123
That guy was at the 10th anniversary show too.
>>14518125
Ah, yeah. That would have been too broad a search.
>>14518068
I want to marry jurina so I think I have to date her for a while so she falls in love with me....
Idols whose skin color varies dramatically from their palms/soles
Yes or No
>>14518152
the fuck is the on the right? some kind of half-SEA ?
Can't stop won't stop
>>14518152
You mean niggers, sand niggers, shit niggers et al?
No.
Are you guys still watching this shit?
So naanya graduation news were true, huh?
brown idols should stay brown
>>14518179
I'm not.
>>14518179
akip said he would cut off his own tongue of they started lining
>>14518180
say what?
well, one 'next gen ace' less.
>>14518180
No.
>>14518189
Yeah, she wants to focus on her studies; I guess she just didn't care anymore
What do i do if i feel sexually attracted to an idol that's not even my oshi? I don't even fap to idols but since some days ago i cannot stop this feeling. Should i fap to her?
She's not going anywhere.
>>14518199
like, what's stopping you?
>>14518199
that's why namba exists!
>>14518199
fap to your oshi is haram
>>14518170
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3iqv7k_151219-akb48-show-ep97_tv
Minute 14:05
>>14518199
Don't do it
>>14518201
I don't want fapping to idols to become a habit.
>>14518199
Yes, obviously
I strongly hate everyone who has ever masturbated on an idol before. Scum.
>>14518199
>that's not even my oshi
You're not supposed to be sexually attracted to your oshi. That's what the other idols are for.
>>14518221
There aren't many of those. Tegoshi is the only one who's confirmed.
>>14518221
I hope to one day masturbate ON an idol. Hopefully no money will be exchanged.
>>14518221
I masterbate to kpop idols Yuri and Hani
>>14518221
Explain Gravure
>>14518232
Ah, but do you masturbate on them?
>>14518179
I miss the old days when every new episode gets released, Prr fans would come out and scream, "That didn't REALLY happen, you guys are just making things up!"
>>14518228
How about wanting to eat your oshi?
Is that politically correct?
>>14518228
I know that, never did. But even if i like some of the other girls i didn't feel like fapping to them, until now.
>>14518236
I used to do it on their printed pictures and post results online
Not anymore since my printer broken
>>14518179
i only watched the yuihan episode
>>14518242
Not technically. I wanna preserve Kojiharu's ears. Preserve Akicha's thighs, for me to adore every night. Probably Milky's ass, and Keicchi's tits.
Sometimes I fantasize about semen handshaking my idol with unnoticeable amounts of cum. It makes me feel like I'm cucking every wota who shakes her hand after me.
>>14518245
Do people get really elitist and artistic about the results? Or is it more of a general circlejerk?
>>14518251
>tfw you realize people actually do this irl
>>14518251
>feel like im cucking every wota
Congratulations, you just explained the mystery behind every wota's crazed "PLEASE REMEMBER ME, REMEMBER MY FACE, REMEMBER MY NAME. DO YOU REMEMBER ME? I GAVE YOU THAT GIFT, I SPEND A MINUTE ON HANDSHAKE WITH YOU"
>>14518249
You can always just eat their innards (notably, their heart and uterus; brains might be lacking) and then taxidermize them propperly for posterity.
>>14518251
joke's on you, every other wota does the same so you're really just touching the semen of hundred's of wota
>>14518256
They can't, at least not at 48G handshakes.
>>14518263
Really? Then I'd eat the ass/tits fat of the mid-tier girls.
>>14518255
Most people really care about the consistency and ammount of IT. Good aim is also a big part. Not trying to sound cocky but my nut is huge.
>>14518264
Sounds gay
>>14518264
oops how'd that apostrophe get in there
Were they ever real /jp/?
As real as Yoshida Akari's ass.
>>14518210
disgusting half-breed
>>14518288
no
they can't tell the difference between anime and real world
>girl is soo cute I'm dating (aka holding hands) her for 2 years already ;p
>>14518272
That's just vulgar.
>>14518271
Heh, cocky.
>>14518343
yuko ruined this girl
>>14518272
more pls
scans where
>>14518400
i thought that was hoshimina
>>14518404
hoshimina is cute. kei is the butterface.
>>14518400
photobook where
>>14518404
Hoshimina is a fatty.
>>14518413
she might have a mion body
how would you know?
>>14518413
pls stop being mean to hori's only friend
>>14518413
A qt fatty.
>paruru, my eyes are up here
>>14518427
the cutest
>>14518183
Is her nose plastic? Must be the nicest 48G nose.
Do you vote /jp/?
If yes, what's the highest vote your broke ass could afford and who did you vote for?
>>14518434
They have the same nose
>>14518461
Yes
Last year I spent 20 votes for my oshi
>>14518461
I don't participate in elections where you can cast more than one vote.
Fuck Aki-p tþĥ
>>14518440
http://stage48.net/wiki/index.php/Shiroma_Miru#Gallery
I don't even know how you guys are getting this plastic surgery thing.
>>14518484
she really blossomed
>Ayabe: Does this mean it'll be alright for me to wait for you to graduate?
>Paruru: Hai.
>Ayabe: I... can't take this any more!
>>14518484
Kimchi magic.
>>14518437
She's clearly doing these lewd poses to arouse innocent men.
>>14518221
>not wanting your oshi as your sex slave that calls you oniichan
why bother?
>>14518484
she looks like kpop (kpop is plastic)
>>14518476
Reverse psychology. He wants Prr to exchange LINEs and scandal with him. Mad publicity ensues. Aki-P is still a genius.
>>14518484
I don't get why you guys find her beautiful
>>14518509
>Miru looks like kpop
What the hell is wrong with you?
>>14518514
I don't.
>>14518517
she looks like your average kpop sloot
>>14518521
You've got some next level gaijin eyes in that case.
>Ayabe: Every day... when I go online to check what comments Paruru made about me, I'm horrified! I'm horrified at the thought at some day, she'll not like me any more ;_;
>Paruru: I don't think that will happen.
OTP tbĥ. Rooting for him but I'm afraid he's making himself look too beta.
>>14518526
lamo keep memeing, my friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dqnncbbs38
AND THEN THEY BRING BACK PARIPI
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Paripi is no longer baitoing btw. He's now the owner of the bar.
Prr is going to miss every single event in 2016 (except her own funeral, that mega asthma will most likely kill her before next year's SSK).
>>14518533
You're the pervert.
>>14518532
Can this bitch just graduate already?
>>14518538
how far can she go hurting herself in order not to attend AKB events? Breaking leg, hand... ?Who knows....
>>14518529
This is going too far.
post prr's stage48 forum thread I wanna see some of the biggest delusional cucks in the world
>>14517774
>>14517804
looks like the "night out in newcastle" look has reached japan.
>>14518569
they don't even understand japanese
>>14518575
even better
>>14518569
>implying you're not from there
Come back and rejoin Paruru's army, anon-kun!
>>14518575
>>14518583
well fuck you I found it myself googling "stage 48 forum paruru"
Damn, paruru is thirsty as FUCK.
>>14518591
Good job anon.
>>14518615
im gay
I wish this Maru maru show never came to be. I'm so tired of this shit.
>>14518625
You can see the pain in her eyes. She went back to her. She ate her cunt. It tasted like some guy had fucked her that morning. She cums and Karen hasn't.
>Sorry Karen I have to get up early tomorrow
Karen leaves.
Passes an Ikemen on the stairs jumping up two at a time.
>Sorry bro!
He says as he pushes past her
She can see in his plastic bag it's full of condoms
>>14518637
yuck :x
>>14518701
the more i look at her, the uglier i find her.
>>14518653
She looks like a cute little sex toy that knows nothing but how to please a men
Hori's rich gaijin boyfriend bought her a nice present.
>>14518713
Damn finns.
it really is like weibo in here.
>>14518728
What is weibo?
>>14518728
Who are you calling a weaboo?
>>14518728
Go back to HardwareZone.
>>14518693
What the fuck
>>14518708
PERFECT
>>14518767
Like that chinese robot Kyoko from ex-machina, going straight to your crotch
post best single uniform
>>14518775
Maybe this is why Sakura has so many clones.
>>14518802
Where can I order one of these?
I'll never get the meme of Nogizaka having the most beautiful girls
>>14518826
Me neither
>>14518826
Because you enjoy arguing about useless shit.
>>14518826
the only beautiful girls in nogizaka are shiraishi, fukagawa, hoshino, and if you really want to stretch it, ikuta, eto, wakatsuki and hori. the other ones are kind of cute or just average.
>>14518780
>>14518826
Maiyan is in Nogi. Seriously no other girl group can claim to have a prettier member than Maiyan.
Post Dopplegangers
>>14518874
>>14518874
>>14518874
/end of discussion
>>14518894
Komi es muy bonita.
>>14518885
You are not helping anon.
MayuyuXNanase OTP
>>14518874
>HKT continues to own AKB in every aspect
They should just move the whole HQ to Hakata already.
Have anyone here actually managed to watch all of Saturday night live machine? Cause it's just to weird for me
>>14518926
i don't watch shows I only shitpost itt
>>14518926
Yes. It is weird the whole way through. I felt the same way, thinking "wtf am i watching?"
AIDOL suddenly released an old episode of odekake. Reminds me of how Nako was cute before she got soFUCKING IRRITATING.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/k1Llc8o3RIIHX3en5I3
Her gimmick will make for some cool performances. She kinda outshines the other girls though.
>>14518849
You included Fukagawa but not Hashimoto? Ikoma and Matsumura should be on this list too, even though the thread hates them. I guess beauty is subjective to a certain degree, though Nogi generally has above average mems, there are some average/below average ones like Wada, Noujo, Iori, Nakada, Chiharun, and Mahiro.
Remember like Rena said, Nogi has their own stylists and makeup artists. Nogi profile pics are also shopped as fuck so dark-skinned girls with deformed heads and cheeks like Wada can still look amazing.
>>14518955
I love Ikoma
holy shit all big tits plebes should end themselves....
>>14518944
>rehearsing in heels
kitarie is a SLOOT
>>14518944
>gimmick
You don't call a skill that someone practiced 8 hours daily for years and and participating in professional championships a fucking gimmick.
She was even invited to perform in freaking disneyland.
>>14519052
Calm down brother.
>>14518915
Where the fuck did this even come from? Are you high, anon?
>>14518874
Even if 48/46 are the only idol groups you follow, you should know about Hashimoto Kanna and SNH's girls, including 4000years. Maiyan is definitely the main reason for Nogi's reputation as a beauty group though.
>>14519052
She's a proven hard worker,even if it's her parents who forced her through it.
I respect the hell outta her for her dedication to baton twirling. Definitely my no.1 oshi in NGT. I wouldn't have given a fuck about NGT if not for Katomina.
i need mita mao.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFddOmkstGo
>>14519069
And surprisingly, she has a lot of female fans. It takes a special kind of beauty to be loved by both genders.
Names in a hat, please.
>>14519087
Team 8 is just afad.
>>14519097
rare chihii
>>14519084
NGT looks promising, even apart from Katomina. There's lots of members that I'm interested in already.
>>14519062
eat shit
So...recently they've had to shoop out Naanya's fat arms in photoshoots. Who else besides Mio do they have to do this for?
>caption: As expected, something is different about Naanya!
>>14519103
Great pic, anon. Yuiyui is the true beauty of 8.
Highly underrated.
>all members 152cm and below form a sub-group
minimini48 can be a thing.
>>14519062
>doesn't know about Mayu's insane love for nogis.
How fucking new are you?
>>14519115
it's not an otp if it's one-sided
>>14519127
Please no. Because there can only be one center and we don't wanna hurt the other midgets.
>>14519139
lemon is already used to being an irrelevant has-been.
>>14519138
lmao
implying not ALL AKB girls love myuye and wouldn't dive at any chance given
>>14519139
I'm gonna find that nanase post and give you the final bullet to shoot yourself in the face.
>>14519143
she could be dressed different to the others.
>>14519134
probably older than you though since you clearly don't know what OTP means
>>14519151
I idislike her because I know she would discriminate against me because I'm a slav
>>14519144
Not Lovetan.
>>14519146
Can't even reply to the right post. Anon it's too early to be drunk.
>>14519161
blossoming? more like fattening.
>>14519151
Kojimako's crowfeet is getting worse
>>14519176
:-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJu0ODq39Gc
>>14519160
Just say you're French, it's not like she knows the difference
>>14519184
This shit is surreal.
>>14519197
>OMG I LOVE FRANCE TELL ME SOMEHING FRENCH
>ugh... idite nx cyka
>>14519201
Just tell her all about them snails.
>>14519184
what is this feel?
>>14517988
Can I pick none instead?
>>14519243
Yes. It says can, not must.
>>14517988
MAyuyuXnanase
>>14519253
As if Nanasemaru would go for a nogiwhore like Mayu
>>14519261
>nogiwhore like Mayu
?
>>14519215
Churi should stop biting her lips.
Finally catching up to Hyakkaten.
God damn Meru is a fucking qt
>>14519282
is this a new meme
Finally catching up to Hyakkaten.
God damn Natsu is a fucking qt
>>14519215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdQaMaqRvXc
Why isn't Shibata doing the big eyes thing anymore?
http://b.1339.cf/vqwukgr.webm
>>14519347
Hoshimina is fucking fat lmao
>>14519347
Hori stop feeding your bully girlfriend.
>>14519347
>http://b.1339.cf/vqwukgr.webm
>dat delicious hoshimina plump
More for Hori to hold.
>>14519347
Hoshimina a qt
>>14519347
>>14519354
Surely we can't be the only ones seeing that she is.
>>14519376
nogicucks rekt
>>14519347
>>14519354
>>14519362
>>14519369
>>14519376
>>14519382
>>14519381
Guys...guys...what if...Hori has been secretly feeding Hoshimina to make her fatter so no one will ever find her attractive.
Plump idols are truly the best.
>>14519381
Maybe japs don't mind a chubby idol.
>>14519385
>no one will ever find her attractive.
You were on a roll until this
Minami always had a roundy face. Also that christmas outfit isn't helping.
>>14519388
Lies.
>>14519388
I don't think Uchida would agree
>>14519412
She's really pretty even if she's chubs. Imagine when she finally lose the baby fats. Hori needs to tap that before someone else does.
>pic related
http://b.1339.cf/mjxmnik.webm
Anyone knows which episode this is from?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2WmPy9Nl6E
>>14519460
Hoshimina's eyes are really pretty. Thanks anon.
>>14517695
At least you admit you're stealing.
>>14519527
you can't steal 1's and 0's
You walk into your room and see this.
What
do
you
do
>>14519542
audit my security arrangements.
>>14517983
Did she sing Marika a thousand times? That seems weird.
>>14519542
Genuflect.
>>14519542
Ask her to call her oshimen
>>14518021
Fuko putting up the big numbers.
>>14519324
We mailed her and said it was creepy.
>>14519121
She's extremely highly rated, anon
Tomu x Rikopi
Dankeschön!
http://b.1339.cf/bpmcjnw.webm
>>14518494
I hate this
I feel like they are missing Ranze's cutest years.
>>14519487
ep341
>tfw you realize that Hori is a fucking chubby chaser
Hey kid.
>>14519624
fertile and ready to breed.
>>14518894
I would have killed for her.
Now she's the target.
>>14519647
This was reply number 666
>>14519386
then why is she looking down and using an angle that makes her face look thinner? yuria would be ok if she didn't have fish lips.
>>14519739
photobook when
>>14519574
That song was stuck in my head the whole day. Love it.
The one thing I get creeped out by, and she shows it off in full display.
I don't know how I will ever get used to this.
>>14519897
Hiperextension is very common among ballet dancers. It's damned hard to work with but it can render beautiful lines in the air.
Who's the captain of team Z?
>>14520001
What a delicious round just in time for christmas.
Best KKK
>>14520001
this
thread
is
dead
as
fuck
>>14520020
I like the cut of your jib.
Kotoko, could you please make a blog post? I'm about to blow my brains out after this shift of work today, and having to work full shifts the next two days.
Is the latest Marumaru Baito with Ayabe good?
I'm not a PRR fan so I don't care about the cucking but I can't really stand her either too much.
>>14520131
>>14519647
Poignant as fuck m8.
>>14519739
>>14519758
JAV when
Reminder that Erika has no friends, and that everyone in Nogizaka hates her for being a stuckup wannabe.
>>14520166
she's probably minted enough to not need jav monies.
>>14520166
Still waiting on that Tomochin JAV
>>14520188
She's ugly as fuck.
A JAV would only make her even more disgusting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LylP-qzpmWg
>>14520204
That's not the Komi feel.
This is the Komi feel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls0do6PxvTs
Extra points if you understand the title.
M I O N
I
O
N
>>14520281
imma buy some milk
>>14520329
Lemon PLEASE
>>14520302
what did he mean by this?
best hashimoto
>>14520346
Breasts produce milk anon, they are not purely sexual objects.
Who are some girls that have really unique names? I heard Ranze is an extremely rare name.
>>14520356
chan,liu
Speaking of Ranze. How about some new pics of our girl? Yeah good idea anon
>>14520355
sucking lactating tits during sex is probably the best purely sexual experience ever.
I want to start a foreign fan club for Ranze. That anon that handshook her said she was excited to have a foreign fan or something. It will be the official rival to the Knights of Lord Kotoko. All you guys are invited to be top dogs by the way. We just need a name.
>>14520399
But she's impure slut and I dislike her.
>>14520399
Ranzerers (sounds kind of like lingerie)
>>14520399
Schildkrötenpanzer
>>14520405
You're out
>>14520414
Ok ok. There are no wrong answers here. But what else have we got?
>>14520415
Interesting. What does it mean
>>14520422
>>14520399
Ranzekuken
t. Stabbu
>>14520425
Nice one. What else have we got? Something with and obvious tip towards the knights but not a copy. Like the 46 in Nogi vs the 48 in AKB.
>>14520431
The Cucks of Lord Ranze
Ranze is too much of a hussy. You could practically see her slobbering over that gaijin dick in her blog post.
>>14520442
I hope I meet someone like her someda
>>14520399
what could we do to get her attention?
slut
>>14520484
She has beautiful eyes. And lips.
>>14520488
Shame about the nose though
>>14520467
More handshakes is a start.
>>14520491
she has a big beautiful nose
>>14520496
what can we do from the safety of america
>>14520516
Comment on her blog.
>>14520536
that's a good idea
Ranze is a FUCKING WHORE look at this disgusting outfit she's wearing. This hussy needs to cover up.
>>14520553
That's a nice outfit actually. Good find.
>>14520573
mio is fat ugly disgusting piece of turd
>>14520575
Don't insult feces like that. Mio is much worse than shit.
>>14520573
I bet she likes Ep1 more than Ep5
>>14520597
As long as she doesn't like 2 over 7 I'll forgive anything.
>>14520601
Ranze has such slutty lips
>>14520628
she's the only idol that makes me rage. She's disgusting inside and out and her dumb meme voice makes me want to kill myself.
>>14520632
I agree
>weaponizing Mio
>>14520356
It's not a "rare name" or a "unique name". That implies that it existed beforehand. It's just her parents who thought of their child as a fashion accessory that they could tack a made-up name onto in order to feel hip and fashionable, regardless of the fact that it's a failsafe way to get her bullied all the way through her education.
It's called a DQN name, or as a less specific expression, キラキラネーム. It's actually a distinctly negative social trend in Japan, with young Westernized parents so desperate to make their child stand out and be "alternative" that they saddle them with a strange, hard-to-pronounce name that they'll have to deal with all the way through their education. It's the equivalent of a Western child having an absurdly overcomplicated coinage name with mute letters, so they have to explain how it's written every single time they meet a new person and deal with snickering and sarcastic comments almost as often. It's a guaranteed recipe for bullying, and it happens because of a growing number of "international citizens" who have no respect for tradition or Japanese culture and thus feel the need to stand out and be "unique", even when they have to use their child's life as a tool to get there.
>havinga chink daughter
>not calling her "blossoming spring sakura"
how unpatriotic
>>14520660
CWO even hates japanese now
>>14520660
>It's just her parents who thought of their child as a fashion accessory
What are her parents like? Are you still in contact with them? Ask them if Ranze wants to learn english for us please. You do know them personally right?
>>14520660
does that explain why she likes foreigners?
>>14520660
Oh wow, interesting. How long have you lived in Japan for?
why are nogi fans in this thread so pathetic, memester shitposters?
As expected, Nana's single isn't selling very well..
>>14520677
CWO isn't a nogi fan but he does fit the bill.
>>14520680
well no shit
she's an ugly brown literal nugu allowed to win so people stop talking that janken is rigged
>>14520677
CWO is AKB/SKE
>>14520685
I wasn't talking about him
Hawks Town mall will be undergoing renovations in spring 2016,what's going to happen to the hkt theater?
>>14520660
feel more retarded for wasting my time reading that.
>>14520684
>nugu
Please don't assume people know the meanings of your Laotian slang words.
>>14520684
*tips tinfoil hat*
>>14520688
and so it begins
Cuuute
>>14520691
Hence why I didn't bother.
>>14520680
Street day is today. It's obviously not gonna sell well but it's still too early to judge the numbers as it's probably just the preorders.
>>14520667
Friendly reminder that I'm not a no-strings-attached weeaboo. There are things and people in Japan I don't like, and I don't like things just because they're Japanese. I like Japan because a lot of the cultural values happen to be similar to my personal ones, and I only stand up for the parts of Japan that I feel are key to a healthy and sustainable society. If it wasn't for the fact that they're being used to spread the Korea Wave and damaging forceful Westernization of Japan in order to erase the Japanese claim to the country's cultural heritage, the "international citizen" scum could choke on that ttongsul in peace for all I cared.
>>14520676
I would have cared about that sarcasm if more than two people on this board had ever learned anything from living in Japan. There's a precious fragment of people who live there because they seek to understand the culture, not be disruptive to it and generally do their job as a member of society, but the rest are horny gaijin smashers looking for a Japanese girlfriend, escapist "otaku"/half-qualified ESL teachers looking for a getaway to an imaginary Animeland, or people who just want to be able to go to events and buy goods with their parents' money before immediately shutting themselves away in their gaijin house while not attempting to even fit into Japanese society the tiniest bit. If you think that living in Japan is a status symbol, you've clearly never seen the Westerners who do live in Japan. The people who actually have respect for the society and know what Westernization and rampant tourism are doing to the country stay the fuck home.
>>14520670
If Western parents called their child "Jaÿdÿnnn", would you think that you'd need to meet them and know them in order to figure out that they're treating having a child as a joke and/or a fashion show? Demanding absurd overanalysis in the face of screamingly obvious evidence is one of the biggest logical fallacies in the book. I guarantee you that if I had a daughter and I called her a Japanese name, you'd aim my argument right back at me without hesitation.
>>14520702
But CWO, you're forgetting that English is a phonetic language. The rules for naming are different.
>>14520680
Naana's neat and all but the song is kinda eh. :/
If it wasn't so dance-y I'd think it was something Aki-P wrote beforehand and just slapped it on whoever won, but the PV and lyrics do kinda fit her. The autotune is a crime though.
>>14520710
English isn't phonetic.
Japanese is, on the other hand, (in katakana at least) so I'm not sure what you're trying to say?
>>14520692
>can't figure out which language it is from
>throws a toddler insult in order to hide his inferior intellect
Hurr fucking Durrkill yourself again
>>14520710
The example I gave is identical in practice. The pronunciation is a coinage, and the writing is needlessly complex and "unique".
Also, phonetic languages exist in conlangs, in theory and to a degree in a few isolates like Latvian. Japanese kana are phonetic, too (though kanji aren't), so I think you bit off a bit more than you could chew with that attempt at splitting hairs.
>>14520702
>I guarantee you that if I called her a Japanese name, you'd aim my argument right back at me without hesitation.
You imply I make sweeping generalizations like you, which I don't.
And to your point, not really. I'm friends with two brothers who are Polynesian yet were given Japanese names out of respect their father had for the Japanese families who helped him while he lived there. We don't know why Ranze is named Ranze all why anyone is named anything unless you hear it first from the parents. You give little credit to anyone who doesn't fit your "traditional" ideals.Anyone naming their kids Sha'niquelliza or any ghetto names can kill themselves though.
Which idol has the most DQN name? Is it 阿部マリア?
>>14520718
Muto Tomu and Ave Maria's parents deserve a slap in the face and a pat on the head.
>>14520730
>strange
>hard to pronounce
Those names are ahm, "unique" but they don't seem to fit the description.
>>14520702
No seriously, how long have you lived in Japan for?
>>14520718
須藤凛々花
>>14520712
>>14520715
It's just a meme in this thread.
>>14520738
damn I want milf japanese gf so much...
>>14520660
>a unique name
>that implies that it existed beforehand
Uh, no actually. It kind of doesn't.
>>14520750
Are you trying to make the thread combust?
>>14520750
Aww yeah. Now we're talkin
>>14520753
You can't spell "combust" without "bust"
>>14520734
CWO doesn't even understand Japanese and has only been there once.
>>14520750
mom, I'm thirsty....
>>14520716
And DQN names like Ranze (here's a good list - http://dqname.jp/) are the modern-day Japanese equivalent of ghetto names. They're mainly given by young, half-educated parents who want to be "unique".
On top of that, a child's name is a serious decision and it's irresponsible in the extreme to mess around with it. I don't give a shit about people's intentions. There are thousands of accepted Japanese girls' names out there, and the same thing goes for pretty much all major languages on Earth. There's plenty to choose from, and what was good enough for the last generation is damn well good enough for the current one. It's irresponsible and vain to put your child at the risk of bullying for most of their education, with the accompanying ptoblems (eating disorders, severe anxiety, compulsive disorders, suicidal thoughts and of course external threats like harassment and violence) simply because you think you're so unique that a list of thousands and thousands of historical precedents aren't "unique" enough for you. For all I care, Ranze's parents might be Jesus and Mother Theresa, but that still wouldn't make them any less than trash for playing with their kid's life like that.
>>14520718
Look to NGT48 for that, or failing that Team 8. It shows exactly how big a problem it is that the number of ridiculous names just intensifies over the years. What makes it a problem isn't that old names go out of fashion and are replaced by new names - that's just how language and culture works. What makes it a problem is that a DQN name is given for the sake of it being "unique" - notice how none of those names show up twice? Someone names their child "妃星", and the rest shy away from that name because it's already been used. Then the next generation rolls around, and we get names like "杏樹", all without any of the previous DQN names being reused. It's trend naming, not an actual natural tendency towards a new naming style.
>>14520746
Thanks for proving that even the tiniest little slip-up will be targeted instantly by people who don't have any other arguments to make.
>>14520734
It's complicated. I've been prevented from going by budget and timing for years, and the more I learnt about Japan, the more I realized I didn't want to go. The negative impact of tourism, Westernization and Korean-seeded culture erosion, together with how Japanese culture has been severely damaged by the US in their nation-wide propaganda guilt trip post-WWII, made be realize that going there was only going to add more of a burden to the lives of everyone I interacted with as well as being a negative impact on the country as a whole. I did decide to go there once just to make sure I hadn't deluded myself and imagined a Japan that didn't exist, but it was basically a checklist of exactly what I'd expected. Unlike what this >>14520757 shitter says, I do understand Japanese plenty well and watch a lot of variety, news and general TV shows - if I didn't understand Japanese and thus couldn't figure out the effect that foreigners have on Japanese society (and what native Japanese feel about them), I would have gone straight away and become part of the problem.
>>14520766
damn
>>14520766
> my premise being wrong is the tiniest little slip-up
>>14520766
Ranze literally just means a world of flowers. 90% of Japanese female names are related to flowers, what the fuck is ghetto about it?
>>14520769
Except the premise wasn't wrong, you shithead. I used one more word that didn't apply because I got carried away.
>>It's not a "rare name". That implies it existed beforehand.
Are you satisfied now?
On top of that, it wasn't a premise, and your grasp of the English language could use some work. It's a lead-in, as the rest of my argument doesn't hinge on the name "Ranze" in specific and become completely invalid if my first sentence is incorrect.
>>14520766
>wall of text
kek
>>14520771
please post that webm of hers, you know which one
>>14520766
could you start namefagging so I know for sure that I should just skip your post
what a bunch of faggots
>>14520776
>>14520757
Hahahahaha. You are right!! And now he doesn't even want to live there.
This is the funniest shit I have heard in a while xD
>>14520773
That it's a gratuitously "unique" coinage given by people who're too obsessed with being "creative" or "unique" to use any of those other thousands of names that you so conveniently mentioned, and have to force their child into a life of almost-guaranteed bullying simply to feel good about themselves.
If literal thousands of names that involve flowers aren't good enough for you when you're naming your child, perhaps you should consider that the child, not the name, is the important part and you should have yourself chemically castrated for missing it. Hell, even the most quintessentially Japanese girl's name out there - 花子 - is about as related to flowers as you could ever want, and though it's a bit antiquated, it's still better than having to make up something new because you think you have the authority to ruin your child's life because of a fashion hang-up. I could dump a thousand other possible names, ones that are plenty related to flowers and are even a bit obscure or poetic without being self-important hipster bullying-bait coinages, but that's as simple as going on Wiktionary.
>>14520777
I'll refrain just because of you. I hope you feel important.
I really want an idol with this name now. Would probably make for a great catchphrase as well.
>>14520766
>>14520791
plz no bully
>>14520774
> implying anyone sane would bother to read the rest of your argument after the first few sentences
You're getting all worked up into knots about something that is not and has never affected you, about which you have no first hand experience, nor do approximately 99% of the people in this thread, and on top of that you're making sweeping judgements about people you know next to nothing about. It's not worth reading let alone rebutting in any serious fashion. Sorry.
>>14520779
I want to be cucked by her so bad
>>14520797
I want to be the one she cucks you with so bad.
I support you CWO.
>>14520784
So you think that liking Japan and knowing Japanese means you want to live there?
Have we met before? You might have been one of those Thais walking around Akiba in full cosplay that no one Japanese was wearing, shrieking at the top of their lungs about their imaginary Animeland fantasy while completely oblivious to the real Japan surrounding them.
They're out there, and there are a lot of them. It's scary how it's possible for them to be so delusional even when surrounded by actual Japanese society, and seeing that SEA shitters like you are still out there, degenerating overseas opinions of Japan by presenting it as the perfect Animeland of your delusions, is one of the things that really ruins my day every time I remember it.
>>14520796
>>maybe if I pretend not to care, I can ignore the cultural erosion, plagiarism and propaganda I contribute to through my ignorance, and sleep well at night
As you please.
>>14520798
We just have to ask her now
>>14520776
this?
>ruining the one thing that's good in your life by disillusion
Who would be insane enough to want to live in Japan? Personally I take 15-30 days holiday almost every year but I wouldn't dare live there.
>>14520786
Projection much?
>>14520173
http://b.1339.cf/qtuhpfa.webm
>actual Japanese natives want to build upon their naming culture by inserting a new dose of creativity
>some gaijin screams at them
Japanese culture truly is at risk.
>>14520808
I live in Japan. Its pretty great 2bh m8.
>>14520822
U N I Q U E
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>>14520823
your opinion is worthless
>>14520801
HAHAHAHA!! Oh god I can't take this anymore!! This is too funny!! Stop it, or I am gonna piss myself!! You should get a job as a clown!! You'd be perfect!! HAHAHA!! You've never even lived in Japan!! Oh what a classic!! oh mercy, i need to breathe
*takes a deep breathe*HAHAHAHA
>>14520801
I would respond differently if you were an actual native concerned about the culture that birthed you, but since you're not... you've literally no say in the matter. You're just a different kind of fool walking around in a costume, except it's a costume of ideas instead of fabric. Personally I think yours is sillier.
>>14520826
Is any opinion ever not worthless my friend?
>>14520823
No. I've seen the disillusionment happen to 3 close friends. The biggest fucking weaboos before they left for Japan and now that they can finally read and fluent in Japanese, haven't touched a manga since.
>>14520829
We should call ourselves the knights of 乱世
New thread:
>>14520838
>>14520838
>>14520838
>>14520834
and you're an idiot too. as expected
>>14520836
>Weebs
They fucked up before they even started. Not being a weeb living in Japan is such a comfy lifestyle. I'm cozy as fuck right now.
what do all these girls have in common?
http://mdpr.jp/news/detail/1551510
>>14520836
Thankfully no japanese person would ever touch a manga
>>14520861
... They're all wearing clothes?
>>14520806
How many times did she suffer a nipple slip while recording that?Lucky bastard staff.
>>14520636
she looks like that little girl that does magic :3
>>14521034
who
>>14520822
he wants them to maintain the status quo so they die out quicker.
>>14519591
Thank you.
>>14520822
Gotta maintain that magical cultural purity bro. It's imbued with magic that automatically makes it good! To start, lets get rid of idols, they're just too western.