>h-high t-tension *hic*

What the fuck is that watermark?

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I'm pretty well drunken tonight as well. I wish I had a Suika to mull a hangover over with.

Hang in their Suika. thanks to my family buying booze for Christmas, I will soon join you in drunken bliss. It will be free too, which is the best part.

Sukia I am almost also been drinking

God bless for thouhou porn

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ITT you MUST post Suika or what you're drinking

>>14507933
Bitburger in those short wide bottles. It's obviously not enough to get me high tension drunk, but I get my sustenance.

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[x] touch horn

>>14508031
[x] hold the horns and force your dick in her mouth repeated times

Pettan.

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>>14507933
I want to eat Suika's roastbeef

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>>14507933
I want Suika to take advantage of me.

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>>14507933
this and shock top

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I want to lick her armpits.

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>>14507933

why were you posting this at /pol/, m8

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>>14507933
alright

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>>14507933
Drinking delicious pulpy orange juice.

>>14510461
because lots of /jp/ers are also /pol/ers

I want to come on Suika's horns and then fellate them gently like delicious semen popscicles

I want to take a ride on the Night Train with Suika

>>14511946
this 2bh

>>14511946
>>14511988
get out

>>14511946
That's what you think.

>>14512026
>>14512116
well I got a bunch of /jp/ related replies so...

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Comfy

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>>14507870
She likes sleeping in other peoples beds too.

>>14515702
Patchy is not amused.

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How sensitive are her horns? I get kind of worried that if I ever got drunk and cuddled with her I'd bother her by constantly bumping into them.

>>14516989

Bumping her horn is like stubbing a toe.

>>14517021
that sounds extremely painful

>>14521576
for you etc.

>>14516989
Put your head sideways on a wooden desk. About two inches from your head, place your index finger on the desk and start lightly running your fingers across the surface of the table. At the same time, imagine the feeling in your hands when you are holding a metal pipe which is vibrating because you bumped it into something on accident. Finally, imagine someone whispering in your ear, so uncomfortably close that you can feel the air displaced by their words.

That is what it Suika feels when you lightly bump into her horns.

>>14524430
DO NOT DO THIS I REPEAT DO NOT DO THIS

I tried it and now I'm in hospital with internal haemorrhaging.

>>14524527
There's a limit to being a weeb, you know.

>>14524546
J-just cause I'm in Japan doesn't make me a weeb!

>>14524527
>windows
>/g/ tab opened
What a disgrace.

>>14524891
So what? Linux retard is so retarded.

>>14524527
>opera

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>>14507933
hello fellow colombianon, not having more because i'm a poorfag

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Thanks to you guys I'm not spending Christmas alone ;_;

>>14524527
clean your keyboard dude

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>get home
>14 hour shift starts in seven hours

o-ok...

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I'm really dru- japanese goburin!

I want to ejaculate so hard inside Suika's vagina that the force of my semen impacting on her cervix forces her body to grow another two feet in height!!!

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>>14509551
And her feet.

I just want to get really, really drunk with her. If she gets lewd, bonus, but wow i'm mostly just an alcoholic, and it's waaaay more fun to get drunk with someone who enjoys it.

Alcohol is clearly the basis of her friendship with Reimu, after all...

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How can a demon be so cute?

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>>14533351

Yes.

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>>14507933
I prefer jerking off if we're talking self-medication.

>>14508251
Cheers to you anon. Crown is best.

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I want to drink from her crotch.

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>>14507933
Straight Vodka
Titos
Suika!

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Anyone remember that MMD with the language exchange partners, with Suika representing the japanese girl being linguistically bullied by the english guy?

It was really cute.

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>>14547557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eitRCKDU9Ic

Took me a while to find it.

>>14547571
That's cute in a painful way every time

>>14524891
I'd rather frown at the /v/ tab.

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S-so who's ready for a home alone new years eve?

>>14548871
That's a lot of booze for just a New Years eve. Easy does it, Anon. You're probably not an oni.

>>14516989
they shouldn't be sensitive at all really because that would be the purpose of horns

>>14509626
Would sex with Yuugi be fatal?

>>14548871
I wish.

>>14524546
There is not.

>>14516989
You may get accidentally impaled, or have an eye poked out first before ever worrying about bothering her by bumping her horns.

>>14550896
Still on the subject of horns, yes. Getting her to wrap the horn in Styrofoam might make it less dangerous from causing accidental death.

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>>14516989
Probably not sensitive at all since they would be bone, part of her skull, and have no sense of touch or pain.

Now maybe the skin around them might be sensitive.

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>>14507933
I wish I was drinking, or that I could be drinking tomorrow, but it's too late for me to go get anything to drink and I'm going to be hanging out with a recovering alcoholic tomorrow so I don't want to drink around them.

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>>14552259
All it takes is a little bit of the magic to turn a recovering alcoholic into a new years drinking buddy!
Ask yourself: What would a japanese goburin do?

Happy New Year, /jp/ alcoholics!
Let's get high tension together!

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>>14507933

>>14560176
I thought Reimu was peeking up her skirt for a second there!

>>14560521
That's what I'd do....

What do horns feel like?

>>14560569
Probably horny.

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>>14507933

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>>14507933
Alcoholic oni is cute!
CUTE!

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>>14507933

>>14528135
why the fuck do you work so long?

>>14533567
to make you forget that she is a demon, but she is still really nice!

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>>14547571
WOAH MAN

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>>14507933

>>14533838
Suika is as pure as triple-distilled vodka!