touhous with pillows thread

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The etiquette is certainly clearer if their pillow says yes

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doki

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>>14500753
Not if it's Seija.

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doki~

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>>14500802
Good point.

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>>14500753
Pic related.

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Eyebrow trimming with Nazrin.

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The artist that made that one posted a comment about asking the girls who will be playable for DDC.

>>14500753
spouse rape is a thing that can land you in jail in the west

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There's a ghost haunting you, wat do?

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The Komeji sisters sure like these pillows.

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This is a fun one.

are yes no pillows an actual thing in reality?

>>14501446

http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Present-Store-Yes-Pillowcases/dp/B0017MC0VC

>>14501455
>http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Present-Store-Yes-Pillowcases/dp/B0017MC0VC
This is nothing like my animes.

Time to make one myself!

>>14501810
came here to post this

Are there no Patche pillows? ;-;

>>14501830
its one of my favorites by that artist. I dont think Okuu has any other Yes pillow drawings, does she?

>>14502545
besides >>14501313 that is

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>>14501365
>Spouse rape
Most retarded thing I have ever heard of.
>>14501378
Thats a really ugly Ran.

>>14501686
That anatomy
Also her tits arent that big.
>>14500753
Where did this pillow meme come from?

>>14500753
Only if you rape the pillow

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>>14502531
What would you do if her pillow said yes?

>>14501361
Sanae is the purest!

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>>14502751
Cuddle and kiss and make sweet, gentle love to her.

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>>14503151
Then, just for you..

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>>14503245

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>>14503250

>>14502566
What does she need a condom for? Corpses can't get pregnant. Speaking from experience!

>>14503292
>What does she need a condom for? Corpses can't get pregnant.
It's becuase you would probably pick up several nasty diseases from fucking a rotten vagina.
Also to keep the maggots out of your urtethra.

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>>14503245
W-waah!

>>14508724
I would be constantly pissed if I were an oni. You couldnt enjoy a pillow properly if you had horns on your head. Unless you're Kasen with tiny, almost non existant horns.

>>14508724
Yuugi please...

>>14501313
>>14501810
I'd find it difficult to believe Okuu would ever say no. Curious birds want to know stuff!

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>>14503321
>Speaking from experience!
Y-you mean you're a corpse?

>>14509794
She would probably destroy your pelvis.
I would say Yuugi is an eternal virgin, just becuase she would accidentally murder any man she fucked.

>>14509925
Well, we are all dead inside.

>>14509920
She wouldn't say yes to just anybody. She'd have to like you first.

>>14510301
Getting birds to like you is hard.
I tried befriending crows, they just watched me with skepticism when I threw seeds out for them. Then seagulls ate it. Fuck I hate seagulls.

>>14510316
befriending a murder of crows isnt supposed to be easy cause they are basically a pack of delinquents. Its much easier to befriend a couple or small family. Also ravens in particular are generally more friendly than crows.

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>>14503321
She's a jiangshi.
Jiangshis particularity is that they're corpses that don't rot. It's was the first way to distinguish possible jiangshis back then. That's why she doesn't look like a greenish zombie and she's just pale like a vampire.
Jiangshis are like a mix between vampires and zombies.
So all your arguments are invalids.

>>14503321
>>14516127
You would have to worry about mercury poisoning.
Part of the history behind the Jiangshi myth is the Taoist practice of ingesting mercury. Some Taoists poisoned themselves with so much mercury that their bodies did not rot as normal after death. Others had their bodies injected full of the stuff after death in order to preserve it intact for when they thought they would re-enter their bodies.

>>14516221
The mercury thing is already more credible (eventhough I don't think it could poison other persons through the genitals).
Taoists liked to eat weird things and try alchemy in order to try to stay immortal, so I believe you.

But can you explain your last sentence, please?
>Others had their bodies injected full of the stuff after death
What do you call "the stuff"?

>in order to preserve it intact for when they thought they would re-enter their bodies.
Re-enter their bodies? Are you sure you talk about taoism?
I thought they were supposed to search for immortality, and when they become a Xian, they just don't have a body anymore and they can take many forms. And if they die, then it's over.
So why would they need to re-enter their body? To me, what you say looks false, but maybe I'm the one who's wrong.

If you don't confuse what you say with something else and you're sure about your infos, wouln't you please mind to develop to make me learn new things?
I like the topic and if you can teach me things I don't know I'd be happy.

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>>14516127
>>14516221
>>14516247
In brief, do not stick your wee wee inside the sexy jiangshi. Unless you like dick cancer.

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>>14516306
>implying we won't all die from cancer with all the shit they make us eat with the intensive industry.
>implying even if we won't die from illness because of the pollution of the food, air, water, etc... we also won't die in the soon-to-happen war.
Would rather die after having the greatest moments of my life with the cutest of the jiangshis of the world.

Heh, tomorrow I'll make a Yoshika thread, I didn't see any for a long time and I want to see one.

>>14509925
It's still better than the other option.

>>14501446
There's this doujin made one. I've been thinking of getting it for a long time. There's no "NO" side on it really though, both are "YES".
http://ec.akbh.jp/products/detail.php?product_id=2100000010639

>>14516306
B-but anon, she's so cute...

>>14516341
This. Can't agree more.

>>14516127
>Jiangshis particularity is that they're corpses that don't rot.
Citation needed.
Jiang shi can rot, they just have rigor mortis like regular corpses, they still decompose.
Now my Japanese isnt good enough to read the interview, but
>Yoshika's original character design bore a lot of resemblance to Leilei (Hsien-ko from Darkstalkers), so he dumbed her down and made her brain rotten.
her brai is rotten, showing she can indeed decompose, and has already partially decomposed.
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Ten_Desires_special_and_two-part_interview_with_ZUN

>>14516221
Didnt Chinese people eat murcury thinking it was a contraceptive?
I didnt know it stopped your body rotting, thats pretty cool.

>>14516306
No one could stick their dick in her. You couldnt open those legs if you tried. Neither could she.