These vampires are sleeping in your bed, what do?

kissu on head

>>14497698
Grab holy water (old souvenir from Lourdes) and slam the windows open whille brandishing the silverware.

SUNLIGHT YELLOW....

Crawl under bed, make loud spooky noises.

Lay at the feet of the bed and sleep like a dog.

Make eggs. Then make them eat the eggs when they wake up.

Rape

>>14497698
But I don't have a bed. I sleep on the floor. I'd hate to see them sleeping on the floor so I'd probably get under them and try my best to be their bed.

>>14497698
>rape

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Wake up sucka

I hate vampires

>>14497698
Close the fucking curtains, scold Sakuya for not doing it and go sleep in the guest coffin.

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Sneak between them, have the greatest time of my life until Remilia wakes up and kills me

Ask my mom where she picked them up.

Clean my sheets. There must be a lot of dirt if vampires are sleeping in them.

Get my piss blessed by a priest, then i'd blast them with holy piss.

>>14498502
>guest coffin
>most of furniture in SDM was made by human villagers
Those poor carpenters.

AN INVISIBLE MAAAAAN
SLEEPIN IN YO BED

>>14498948
sleep tight vamper

>>14497698
Take out my belt.

Pour running water next to them in a cup, and watch as the cute mistress wets the bed~

>>14499691
And then spank her in front of her little sister. Brilliant.

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>>14499699
She will be so embarrassed.
She is supposed to be the older sister, and she is getting punished.

>>14499704
Yes. The humiliation will be supreme.

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>>14497698
Read them a story

Maybe then they'll finally pay their goddamn tab

Stick my head under the covers so I can get a good sniff of her lolibodies aromas and feel their warmth on my face.