Japanese bird cooking spaghetti

What if we cooked the bird?

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>>14455552

Finally, a good thread!

Is this the new 2hu?

there is nothing inside that pot you dumb bird

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>>14455485
japanese bird having a booze bath

Best thread on /jp/

Post more you useless fucks

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/jp/'s heritage is declining

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How does a Japanese bird's cooking actually taste?

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>>14457908
/jp/'s heritage is reclining

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>>14457923
Well, it's hard to believe there's an unfortunate misconception by some that a Japanese bird doesn't know how to cook at all. Sad but true.

>>14457861
Rude!

https://youtu.be/_g1WBoTGiPk

https://youtu.be/0L_zXMnG7k0

>>14459048
Wait, is that really where it's from? I don't remember that quote from the game.

https://youtu.be/63v141Qd-a8

https://youtu.be/qhoOphT59xU

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>>14463220
Reimu loves this Japanese bird.

This thread is very important

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>>14455485
OH NO YOUR MEETING ALL OF MY STANDARDS!!

>>14465471
^_^

suigining

https://youtu.be/6wOBBbcnUuU

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Japanese bird finds a qt3.14 japanese gf

>>14455485
You know, there's nothing to suggest that this photo is Japanese. The dollhouse is Swedish, the parrot bears no mark.

https://youtu.be/e9BTWrFvZJI

kotori-chan...

https://youtu.be/b2K5EBhzCjo

おやすみなさい

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>>14463158
You missed the online umineko editor hype.

>>14455485
Japanese birds being cute! Super cute!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnMPv-EGrr4

>>14455485
W
O
W

That is LITERALLY ME

>>14467875
suiging.

https://youtu.be/IHJgOK8lLRY

https://youtu.be/p1oN5wsdvWI

Explain this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yUha2G_yFw

https://youtu.be/5RzEPAg9dIk

>>14475572
He's nesting.

>>14472990
Wow I did not know they lived that long!

https://youtu.be/1E2O55bUIxE

>>14455485
Does /jp/ own any Japanese birds?

>>14486860
I used to own an Indonesian bird before it became old and died.

>>14472948
Good post, I like it

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>>14455485
IT'S PASTA!

>>14488859

It's mini penne, the only pasta good enough for japanese birds.

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Japanese bird installs Gentoo

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Japanese bird eating spaghetti.

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Uh-oh! Japanese bird cooking up trouble!

>>14465506
Dont you feel there is something missing from that?
I cant put my finger on it, but there is always something else I think of, when I hear about Germans and their ovens.

>>14495159
Please don't put great Prussian aristocrats and the dregs that were Nazis under the same label.

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Japanese bird cooking spaghetti

>>14495177
I always thought Okuu would use a microwave when cooking.

>>14495209
I get that joke

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>>14486860
My budgie passed away about ten years ago and right now I have a quaker (monk) parakeet.
I'll probably always have a bird with me

https://youtu.be/RQf4HUcuZ6k

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>>14502006

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>>14502019

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>>14502022

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>>14502024

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>>14502026

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>>14502032
I'm done.
You can find the filtering thing at
https://dreamscopeapp.com

>>14495172
>dregs
yeah, nah

>>14488933
Who the hell puts a laptop on a cooker?

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>>14499951
You should get a tiel dude.

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>>14504162

https://youtu.be/LDc4aHYnC_U

https://youtu.be/U4p6B26GvJU

>>14504162
That is cute.

https://youtu.be/Yq5WGeDnnok

>>14511546
He sounds like a shoe

>>14455485

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP51adPtVn4

>>14512229
Made me laugh far more than it should've.

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>>14508679
A bird is better at Japanese than I am.

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They are multiplying.

>>14519174
Sleep tight, tweeters

>>14457923
>>14458075
But Aya is not a bird.

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>>14455485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss4OUqJhbTI

>>14524604
Nice try Tengu scum

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>>14455485
>that bird is probably dead now

https://youtu.be/fKaK_x0PMtk

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>>14526556
The legend, will never die.

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>>14526556

>>14532184
>peckish

>>14530973
so well mannered

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Woah!

Japanese bird has been scanned in!

>>14533106
How did the spelling on the box flip?

>>14530973

Japanese bird riding the train!

Posting in a Japanese bird cooking spaghetti thread

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Soon.

>>14534151

Who said that the other images of Japanese bird aren't actually flipped backwards?

>>14525749
Remember when /jp/ thought he was dead because he wasnt on the webcam anymore?