Playing poker with Satori!

>>14434754
I want to eat her slippers.

Poker? I hardly know her!

Poker is incredibly fun.
What card games do you play, /jp/?

>>14434862
I love flux.

But with a regular deck probably spoons.

>>14434862
Blackjack, Egyptian Ratscrew, Bullshit

>>14434874
Spoons is so silly! It's amusing for when I find people who don't know many games.
I want to try Flux sometime.
>>14434901
I should really learn blackjack sometime.
Bullshit is fun, which reminds me, I need to relearn durak

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>>14434783
Keep the cards facing down on a table or something.

Playing navel inspector with Satori!

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>>14434754
She always quits halfway through for some reason...

>>14434862
Daifugou

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>>14435019

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No cheating!

She can never legitimately play any proper strategy game.

That must be hellish.

>>14436401
If it's not face to face, she can!

>>14434754
Can Satori play that piano or is it just there for show?

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>>14435019
Stop sullying Remilia's name, you cur. You claim to be the elite commander of the pro Remilia force, yet you can't show complete and utter devotion to mistress. If I could, I would beat you, cut you or shoot you down where you stand right now for the crimes you have committed against my beloved.

I want to play LAN games with Satori

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>>14436611
I enjoy being a cur, but I'm tired.
Maybe I should stop.

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>>14434754

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>If I lose...
>I'll do one thing the winner asks of me - anything at all!

>>14434754
If Satori were to stand up, she'd bump her head into the ceiling.

>>14437003
That's why she decided to win? To don't do jack shit for the faceless man and throw him in the dumpster?

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>>14434773
I bet they smell nice.

>>14436800
Thanks anon, you just made my day

Playing chess with Satori!

To be fair, it would be easier than poker. At least with chess you might be able to stalemate it, even if she does know all your moves.

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>>14441027
Well gee I feel stupid.

>>14441027
>>14441033
To effectively stalemate her with her mindreading abilities, you'd have to be white.
You could definitely achieve other draws as black, but as white you could specifically achieve a stalemate.

>>14441027
>>14442682
Should be an easy win. Yes, she might know your plan, but that knowledge is worthless if she doesn't know how to counter it. Just don't make a move if you already know a good answer to it.

>>14434862
Only Texas Hold 'Em and sometimes Blackjack. I'm a simple man.

>>14442682
What does being white as opposed to black change as far as stalemating goes? I'm only a casual chess player.

>>14434754

Damn that image is actually really cute.

She's giving you a fair shot by showing her cards through the mirror intentionally.

>>14449264
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First-move_advantage_in_chess

I only noticed the thigh-highs Satori is wearing in that picture.

I want to impregnate her thighs. I want to stick my cock between the fabric of those thigh-highs and her skin and cum violently.

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Playing poker with Satori would involve keeping a completely blank poker face while Satori rubs her legs together and tries not to be distracted by the tremendous amount of lewd thoughts crossing your mind.

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Guys, what about this?
5-player (you, Satori, Koishi, Okku, Orin) no limit texas holdem with several changes to the rules.
First Satori can look only one of two dealt cards. So even though she knows all of other player's cards she doesn't know her own second card. This would make her pre-flop and flop decisions more of a gambling. She is allowed to look her second card only if she makes it to a turn.
Also Satori cannot raise more than pot and she cannot re-raise at all, only call. That would prevent her going all-in in every hand.

Would these changes make the game fair?

>>14449264
As white, you have initiative until you lose it.
Black has to force white to lose initiative, which sometimes never happens.

>>14449340
Thanks for that article, though, it actually makes me feel more empowered as a player who enjoys playing as black.