Quickly, caress them! We must revive the Yukkuri fandom! We cannot

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GENOCIDE CUTTA

>>14390911
I can't believe that yukkuri are one of my strongest reasons for learning Japanese. Somebody please wake me up inside.

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Getting collllllder.

>>14390911
So if I get a bunch of them I can let them do rub rub with my dick?

My Fran ate all the food in the fridge instead of the shithead kos I left for her to eat. Is there any way to restock it?

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I never liked yukkuri and I never will. The original picture with Reimu and Marisa is where it should have ended instead of turning into the shittiest touhou meme ever created. I hate them so much that I don't even revel in killing or torturing them, I just want them to disappear and never want to have to see them or hear them or, god forbid, be around them. Get your shit thread out of here faggot.

>>14391203
In Yukkuri Diary? Go to the title or area select screen and back.

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>>14391352

Thank you.

Is there a link for diary pc version?

>>14391497
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BytIrLYjc6nzT0xqd1pkR0s3Q2c

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>>14391523

Thank you.

>>14391267
get out shiddy geejer!

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Can they die of old age now or something?

I've had two that just started dying for seemingly no reason, saying "I'd like to take it easy".

Damn it.

>>14390998
I hate you

>>14392195
They could always die of old age, especially in breed and collection (proportional to size). I never had a dosu live more than a couple days.

>>14392195
Have you tried orange juice?

>>14392618
Tried everything. OJ, Lemon, food, bath, etc.

Punishing them acted like active life support for some reason. Like telling it "Fuck you, dying is against the rules.".

>>14392598
I never saw it happen. That sucks.

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>>14390998
>that ending

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Does anyone know what the sparkles mean?

I'm guessing white is clean, but what about gold?

Guys I accidentally sold one of my most prized ones

Is it gone forever?

Is there no violence in pc version?

>>14393313
Nah. Not sure why.

>>14393232
Yep.

>>14391374
That was the first path for that boy to turn into a HENTAI.

>Happy pee

DIE DIE DIE

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>>14393425
>he doesnt pee when he's happy

>>14393232

Turn off quick sell!

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Yukkuri are nice.

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>>14393529

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>>14393529

you cant fuck them so whats the point

>>14390911
>she lets out happy pee
Fucking hell. Even when treated well they piss themselves and make a mess. Dirty little bastards!

>>14391267
I'm with you, Anon. I hate them so damn much.

>>14393803
actually

>Happy Pee
>Happy
>Pee
>Pee Happy

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Some Yukkuri Alice are dirty, but remember not all Yukkuri Alice are that way

>>14394682
post orphan

You do realize what needs to happen.

OC.

There is no other way to forestall the end.

Fuck this, /jp/ Yukkuri threads suck

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>>14395271
Is there a better place for yukkuri threads?

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>>14395271
They're slow everywhere, anon. OYP forums barely get one post a day, and while there's still active artists, translations are all but dead.

Unfortunately the fandom for yukkuri is pretty dead outside of Japan.

How nutritive are yukkuris?

>>14395600
Depends on the filling.

>>14395271
unless youve been here since 2009, the high popularity of yukkuri has been long gone

>>14395600
Depends. Some are bean paste, others are custard or cream, some are even meat buns.

>>14395317
I came here to fap, not to feel..

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>>14396065
you must be new

Translations are hard I hear because of the language quirks yukkuris have

>>14390911
>caress them
Isn't that how they masturbate?

>>14396194
On the plus side, no kanji.

>>14396245
It varies by the author, seems like. Sometimes if they rub too much it makes them horny and they end up making babies. Other times it only works if the actual sex organs are involved.

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>>14396777

>>14396777
If they do rub-rub they get a stalk pregnancy.

If they do the actual refresh, they have a mammalian pregnancy.

>>14393758
Myon likes dicks! Dick dick dick diiiiiiiiiiiiick!

guess who i am and you get a new yukkuri comic this month

>>14398952
A faggot

>>14398952
Kiriraitaa? Please be kiri.

>>14398952
SUN
z-aki

>>14396065
>fap

>>14398952
that one guy

>>14398952
Hiroyuki

These things are ugly as shit. If I ever saw one of these things just sitting around minding their own business I would not hesitate to fucking kick them.

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>>14399277
spoken like a true abyuser

>>14399277
I'd recommend not kicking them. Their shit and piss might explode all over your foot. They're disgusting.

>>14399312
>Their shit and piss might explode all over your foot
and hopefully their blood too.

>>14399312
Pussy. If you want to have some fun you need to get your hands dirty.

>>14399331
they do not have blood

>>14399357
True, but I'd sooner drop a cinder block on them from a safe distance to avoid a possible excrement explosion.

>>14399312
I would also recommend not kicking them. Take them into your home, and give them all your love and affection. Then, only once they have experienced the true height of happiness, begin torturing them.

>>14399370
Oh, how sweet. They don't have a circulatory system, but can piss and shit. How cute...

>>14399392
One artist has depicted a "paste cycle", wherein the filling that composes their innards (typically bean paste, hence the name) slowly circulates throughout their body.

It's not terribly complicated because mostly they're just magic pastry fairies, but it's the reason they can piss and shit - the "shit" is paste that's past its expiration date, and the "piss" is just excess moisture. Sugar water.

>>14399224
Slang for masturbation

>>14399406
They're unicellular.

How they get around the square-cube law is simple.

HURR MAGIC

But from a practical biological perspective, they have the body type of an archaebacteria. Any resemblance to mammals is purely superficial.

Even their reproductive cycle is an imitation of mammalian and reptilian biology.

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Lots of uneasy anons in here tonight, take it easy.

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is sekibanki a yukkuri

>>14399212
>>14399222
>>14399247
>>14399271

fufufu

>>14399641
>danogoat
>ever finishing comics
wwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>14391267
takesh it eajy, anon. it's not as bad as fluffies.

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>>14398952

Yukkuri is a stagnant art form

>>14399370
How does something that have no blood seem to suffer so easily?

Patchy Yukkurri where?

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>>14401187

>>14398952
We don't need more yukkuri comics, we need more translators.

can someone post shellrisa
or abandoned alice

I'd like to read them with /jp/ again

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>>14406720
Why are humans uneasy shitheads?

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>>14406728

Adorable.

>>14406720
Did the one on the far right just go super saiyan?

>>14406720

Yukkurri genocide best day of my life

I really don't get why this became popular. From shitty ASCII art to animal?/creature abuse. What kind of person is into that, people that got bullied as child?
I like the normal stuff, like the videos made with yukkuri movie maker, but this guro stuff is just fucked up.

>>14406880
Confirmed for not knowing a bit about NEET Japanese culture

>>14406880
Can abyuse even be considered guro when they're just sentient manjuu?

This entire thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aMD6oarTWA&feature=youtu.be

>>14407642
Yes.

>>14406880
>What kind of person is into that, people that got bullied as child?
Have you ever suspected that bullies might be borderline psychos? They won't skin you alive and wear it as a costume but they sure enjoy making others miserable and the only reason they don't go too far is because they know that as long as they don't cause permanent physical damage people will just ignore it as children conflicts.

>>14406880
>Guro
>Bean paste
>Guro
>Getting offended over bean paste
>Bean paste that shits everywhere
>Bean paste that multiplies like a plague
Go hug a tree

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/489480/9fb1355c52/

>>14407918
Oh shit, I haven't seen this pool in ages.

Thanks for reminding me that it exists.

What is this shit. Is it the equivalent of those MLP "fluffy pony" shit?

>>14408788
It's the older, superior variety of such.

>>14408792
But the Rozen Maiden version came even earlier.

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>>14407918
So sanpanda actually has a usable pool system?

Sweet.

I may as well post what I found there.

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>>14408885
It's worth pointing out this is the only example I've ever seen of a yukkuri overpowering a human, even temporarily.

It's probably the city diet that allowed them to get that big.

Gotta follow up on it though.

>>14408941
Thanks for the dump. This has always been one of my favorites. Machiyu aki really nails those yukkuri expressions.

>>14408941
This all stemmed from Yukkuri hatred.

>>14409183
Really, if there were creatures that were able to communicate with humans, but were weaker and stupider, this would probably happen fairly frequently in major cities.

>>14409202
I'd like to see more yukkuri types written abot aside from marisa and reimu. Too bad it's all dead in the West?

>>14409239
If I'm the last person on earth who likes them, I'll still like them.

I can't really draw though.

If you dig around, Chen, Patchouli and Alice are also pretty common.

>>14409239
There's a decent amount of Alice and Patchouli too, Remilia/Flan are kind of common as well since they eat other yukkuri.

To a lesser extent you'll see Chen, Ran and Cirno among others.

what happened to the orphaned remi in orphaned alice>>14409687

>>14390911
>>14390952
>finally able to understand small amounts of Japanese
>Soon I'll finally be able to contribute to the Yukkuri fandom
It's an easy feeling.

>>14391267
Patchy loves you, easy Mister!

>>14393842
>Even when treated well they piss themselves and make a mess

Only little kos do that, easy Mister! Patchiolli is a big Yu and would never do that.

I've created Yukkuri based on Key characters, but I can't draw them.

Will someone here Draw them for me?

>>14410213
The slurring is going to kill you.

>>14410520
If you wanted to be a pleb, you could just trace existing artwork to suit your needs.

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>>14407836
It is sentient. Just like Roll-chan

>>14411428
Slurring isn't that hard. You just gotta think about it and pronounce it outloud. Simply reading it looks like a jumbled mess though.

>>14412146
Well, it's a primary reason you can't just google translate this shit.

Anyway, if you start translating, please do Marisa's easy hibernation.

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Here's another story of things that would probably happen on a daily basis if yukkuri existed

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Too much guro but not enough porn of them.

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>>14413086
Mister anon is a pervert.

>>14413101
>you will never have a bodied yukkuri and decapitate it because you have an IQ of potato and you think it has some kind of growth

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>>14413113
What if it really does?

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Mishta pasta

>>14413138
Trick question, all Alices deserve to be castrated, bodied or other.

>>14413144
I wanna rescue that gold badge Reimu.

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Bodied yu are strangely adorable sometimes.

Yu abusers killed yukkuri? why did yukkuri die so hard?

>all this gore
ew. why do people like this?

>>14415018
They're jealous because they can't take it easy.

>tfw was going to post a picture but noticed I don't actually have any yukkuris on this machine

>>14415018
>gore
>bean paste

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>>14415060
Don't worry sempai

>>14414815

Yukkuri has stagnated to the point where it is a dead art

>>14414815
Abyusers killed too many yukkuri, so they went extinct.

>>14415589
It is like saying that torturing an android is not brutal because they are made out of metal.

>>14416618
Well, calling it gore implies a visceral reaction of disgust rather than an emotional reaction of sympathy and/or schadenfreude.

I'd hope that abyuse arouses an emotional reaction, but not a visceral one.

>>14413144
More happy endings please.

>>14416792
Unfortunately for niceheads, the few artists still consistently putting out content are 99% abuse-oriented.

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Which do you prefer?

>>14417194
Center left is kiri, right?

>>14391267
I totally agree with that point.
Tōhō fandom is ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶t̶i̶m̶e̶s̶ often really retarded...

>>14411433
My hands are fucked up. can't draw shit

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>>14416822
Not always, Takumi has a nice balance.

http://yukkuri.wikia.com/wiki/Key_Yuukuri

necrobump

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>>14416792

That pool has a horrible ending.

Has anyone realised that in yukkuri diary you can ride mister cow to the park and he follows you around eating yukukki? You can also hand feed him.

>>14419098
I know you can ride him but did not know you can feed him yukkuri....the more you know

>>14417194
Who is 6?

>>14420470
Not sure, I want to say it's whoever did that Reimu Gundam one on OYP but can't say for sure.

>>14417194
bottom left just pisses me off

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>>14420470

Mecha Reimu.

http://yukkuri.shii.org/post/show/62401/abuse-anon-bedding-big-g-death-koyukkuri-marisa-re

Look at the comments here
Do people really hate it so much?

>>14427392
Yes.

>>14427392
Looks pretty pragmatic to me.

>>14427385
Damn Yukkuri reproduce like a plague

>>14429528
In this image is an experimental breed of yukkuri that lives off of water and sunlight.

Anyone know where I can find the retarded yukkuri story?

>>14431499
There's several.

>>14431553
Oh really? Do you know where i'd find them? The particular one im lookin for is one where the mother is licking some retarded reimu

Patchiolli is here. Patchy is building a Great Library with stories of new yukkuri that patchy met.

Take it easy.

And please be easy with little ones.

>>14432132
This story is based off of the image.

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/yufanfics/LJC6LkgfoSA

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>>14416618
>there will never be mech 2hu torture and abuse manga.
>there will never be doujin about the psychological pain on their almost human A.I of being dismantled and scraped because their masters bought a newer, upgraded version.
>there will never be doujin about hacking and violenting cute 2hu-bots from the inside, reprogramming them to feel pleasure from their own destruction.

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>>14401187
Here you go, anon.

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>>14434734

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>>14434800

>>14434800
This is one of my favorite series. I want a koPatchy.

>>14413150
Not all Alices are bad, Easy Mister!

>>14434734
Thank you for being easy to Patchy, easy Mister!!

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>tfw no giant bodied yukkuri

>>14435413
Yes, but all yukkuri need to be abused.

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>new artists like this guy
>no more translations

its not right...

>>14435693
Please Mister. Don't abuse niceheads like Patchy.
Only uneasy yukkuri who steal from Mister Humans and say mena things. Patchy is a nice yukkuri

Recommend me some good abuse srories /jp/

>>14437857
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/yufanfics/fInVol8O_44

>>14438248
A new story I started before I start my Key Yukkuri stories.


When Daleks Discovered Yukkuri

During the long forgotten Dalek invasion of 2010, The Daleks discovered the strange creatures known as Yukkuri. At first, the Daleks treaked yukkuri much the same as they treated any other form of life, exterminate them and be done with it and then get back to whatever else they were doing.

But, eventually the Daleks discovered something about Yukkuri and, more importantly about themselves. They relaized that exterminating Yukkuri, espeically the loudest and most annoying shitheads, brought the Daleks something that was supposed to have been bred out of their DNA since their creation, acutal PLEASURE!

Yes, the Daleks actually ENJOYED listening to yukkuri scream and beg for their miserable lives while they were being shot. and so, the Daleks instead of killing yukkuri as quickly as possible, experimented with newer, better, SLOWER ways to kill yukkuri, such as hitting them with sticks, running them over, shooting them with (GASP) non lethal weaponry until they died of their injuries, starving them, letting Ogrons "play" with them, stabbing the,. feeding them poison, injecting them with water until they were dear death, injecting with orange juice and repeating the process until the yukkuri were driven insane with pain and leaving them to scream and cry themselves to death, scaring them until they threw up their fillings, letting animals rip them apart, letting starving humans rip them apart, ripping them apart with small, microscopic scaples that slowly cut them open atom by atom and listening to them scream and cry, first for mercy nd then finally for a quick death, healing them and repeating the "fun" all over again for days on end and even letting them gorge on food and then keeping them in their own excrement until they slowly developed mold over most of their bodies, cutting the mold away, soaking them in orange juice to keep them alive and repeating the process until they went completly catationic and only then, feeding them to other yukkuri, who then could no longer take it easy ever again. they even took hundreds of yukkuri, took the accessories
from half of them and made them fight the other half to get THEIR accessories or die trying. This "sporting event" was broadcast through the galaxy for two reasons. One, to make races that knew nothing about humanity fear the Daleks and second, to discract other races so that the Daleks could sneak in and attack them while they were son engrossed in the yukkuri fights.

But, eventually, the daleks were defeated by the Doctor and left Earth. but they did not leave alone. They too with them over 2000 yukkuri to be used to breed millions of yukkuri, all to be used for everything from simple torture to Ogoron chow, to experimentation to weapon research.

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Remi a cute.

>>14439118
Too bad most Remis nowadays are bodied.

>>14439391
What's wrong with bodies remis?

>>14440751
Everybody does them and it's boring

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>>14441023
I want to take it easy with a Patchy.

The real question is why ZUN rarely acknowledged the yukkuri, nevermind make them canon in the first place.

Judging by the yukkuri fandom, he made the right choice.

>>14440751
I'm not a fan of bodied Yukkuris in general, they just look like overweight toddlers.

>>14442072
Bodied yukkuri are just outlets for pedophiles

Which is fitting because stanard Remilia is a character that attracts secondary pedos like flies.

Coincidence?

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>>14442090
That's a lie anon

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>>14406720
what the fuck are you doing there Shirou

Just fired up Breed and Collection PC again.

Forgot I had a few million points.

Remi in the wild is ruthless. She flew up and let out a happy "PATCHHEEE" and then promptly bit Patchy in half.

>>14443957
It's a predator, and Patchy is like the easiest prey there is.

>>14443957
Yeah if you have Predator mode on, her and Flan will almost always be found near the cardboard boxes full of yukkuri families. It's like a buffet.

Weird thing is they barely attack other yukkuri at the house, I had a room with a Remi/Flan family in it and usually tossed Rank C's in there, but they hardly ever got eaten.

>>14441246
Thanks, easy Mister. Patchy wants to take it easy with you too!

>>14443957
that's terrible, Mister Human.

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I have been playing Sim Yukkuri a lot lately and have been making a lot of hybrids. Here are a few savefiles with a few hybrids, one with a Dosu and
some with far too many yukkuri to deal with.

Most of them have over $100000 and one has several million dollars.

Here's how I do it.

I take nice heads and give them most of the screen, while taking shit heads and use them as breeding stock. Now my niceheads are on the bottom part of the screen and they get nice food, balls, self cleaning toilets and High Highs, while the shitheads get viagra, no toilets and shaken a lot, which created a lot of baby shitheads, which quickly get sold off unless they are rare, which means that they get the Accel amp, or hybrids, which means that they get caged in by walls. Try it and see what happens.

Here are the save files

http://www.4shared.com/file/biKDE88Uce/Happy_nice_heads_dosu.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/jPDR2AWuba/dosu_3.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/FER-tofmba/rabbits.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/lsn4WMttce/rabbits2.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/fl3doH26ce/chaos_1.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/UjeREuWUba/chaos_2.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/2WeAOeCXce/Chaos_3.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/PVYchqgPba/Chaos_4.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/LTpDx3mDba/Chaos_5.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/JgFMnlVAce/Chaos_6.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/NEfJZuo0ba/Chaos_6_million.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/XnLsVmkZce/Crazy_town.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/T3QUjoHjba/Crazy_town_2.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/lkjrU15cce/Madnessmillions.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/Ld9GRYnsce/KITTY_pachy.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/BolmoM4kce/KITTY_pachy_2.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/WKYReGqOce/WAY_too_Full.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/Iy0HHaUVba/WAY_too_Full_2.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/s8Lw6m71ce/Happy_nice_heads.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/m71c5qM1ce/Happy_nice_heads_2.html


This is a pic of my screen right now as I'm playing with this save file, TOO MANY RANS.

This afternoon, befoe I left the house, I shook up all the yukkuris, put Accel and Orange amps on the babies and left.

I came home at 8PM to find this mess and have been spending most of the night selling off shitheads and even average yus.

http://www.4shared.com/file/SNLAbnS3ce/Too_many_rans.html

>>14444940
Were they A or S rank? Cause those don't attack anyone.

>>14445117
I think most are at least A, so that makes sense.

>>14434800
That's a very sturdy kopatchy.

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Exterminate all yukkuri.

>>14446935
Is this fully playable?

>>14446955
The good folks over at MotK made an english patch that covers everything you need to play the game. Story not included.

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Where can i find breed and collection for pc?

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>>14447236
Also big.g thread

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>>14447280

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>>14447283

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>>14447290

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>>14447294

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>>14447296

>>14447236
>perfectly good pool
>untranslated

CAN'T TAKE IT EASY

>>14447300
Big.g mouths are disturbing

>>14434800
Patchy's babies are strong and healthy, easy Mister.

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Look at all the Hybrids!

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Merry Christmas!

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>>14449711

>>14444940

I like knocking the cardboard box over so the top is facing up and the yukkuris can't get out. Then I throw every yukkuri I can find in there until it turns into a screaming rapefest.

>>14450358
I didn't realize this until the last time I played, but if you kick the boxes they actually fall apart. I found one full of Rank C's shouting nasty shit at me (the rank C's say some really rude, shithead-y things), so I kicked the box apart and brought a low-rank Flan over to play.

>>14450524

Yeah collapsing it on families is hilarious.

>>14390911
>>14390915
I would post moar but mods are triggered by BEAN PASTE.

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>>14449711
Santa gives coal to shitheads you know.

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where do i find breed and collection for pc

>>14451758
Mister Santa gave Patchy FIVE Mister Books for Mister Christmas last winter because Patchy is a good yu.

Patchy hopes that Mister Santa gives Patchy lots of big grown up books this winter.

>>14454141
>yukkuri
>lasting more than a year

I guess the pet ones could make it 2 or 3, depending on the canon.

Does anyone play Sim Yukkuri anymore?

>>14413182
Thank you based BigG!

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>>14445073
I don´t know why, but I took a moment to think, while looking at this post, that all of this was created because some jap tried to draw marisa and reimu and failed miserably. what a crazy world to live in.
also thanks for the info anon

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>>14454152
The couple artists that have done compilation or guide type comics with Yukkuri info generally say a well-kept pet can go upwards of a decade. Average pet lifespan is closer to 5 years, and strays/shitheads are a year or two at best.

>>14454570
yukkuri will kill 2hu eventually

>>14454152
According to Canon, wild yukkuri live about five years and pet yukkuri can live as many as ten years

>>14454141
Patchy is only two years old, easy Mister!

>>14447236
>>14453806
Here.
https://mega.nz/#!VFUk3JSa!2lFarLKHST2mzaE8Q0Pwa0uE2A5b-GWbukD2LDCnnFY

I think save files are in AppData, so you shouldn't have any of my save content. If you do, sorry.

>>14455172
Is it still the old-ass non-violent version?

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>>14455210
I don't think so. Says v1.5.4 which is the latest version according to the Google Play page.

Only difference from android is better visuals and higher population cap

>>14455283
Aw yiss.
Thanks senpai.

>>14391072
I want to irrumate yukkuri reimu

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>>14390911
woah!
Flan is fast!

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The breed and collection physics can be hilarious. If Fran or Remi bite and kill a dosu sized yukkuri they both go flying far away across the screen.

>>14457843
So far my favourite moment in Breed and Collection was filling the house with Ko-Marisa and putting them all in the fish tank. I mean it was annoying, but watching them struggle to hop onto the leaf was fun.

man, I want to squeeze the life out of a yukkuri. To hear it scream and writhe as it dies would be great.

>There are almost no gag 3D videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1aavsXnqgk

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>>14459162
>see what´s next in automatic rep
>find this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uttAkG56ZEc
holy shit, how is it possible that I didn´t find this earlier? this is amazing

>>14459589
You haven't seen farmer Guts giving those shitheads what they deserve until now?
I really like the nicehead and Remi at the end.

Remi's are the only yukkuri for caressing, all else are less than food.

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>>14459657
>You haven't seen farmer Guts giving those shitheads what they deserve until now?
no, first time I heard about it. then again I didn´t borther to much with yukkuri in general until recently.
>Remi's are the only yukkuri for caressing, all else are less than food.
hey, Flan´s are pretty cool too. specially big.g´s

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>>14459757
Yeah, that´s the one. look at that face, ready to commence shithead removal at any given moment

>>14459657
Patchis are nice Yukkuri

>>14454851
>>14455049
My headcanon is that yukkuri tend to die in the wild very quickly, that their growth and maturity is strongly related to food intake, and that the upper limit for pets is somewhere after 2 years.

>>14460294
City strays definitely don't last long. Wild ones in herds probably have some that make it more than a couple years, and I figure Dosus are probably old by yukkuri standards.

I like to think pet yukkuri are 6-10 years if treated well and taught properly not to be shitheads. Probably helps to live on at least a second-floor apartment too, to avoid strays getting through the apparently paper-thin glass people use in these stories/comics.

>>14460445
I figure Dosuyukkuri would be essentially gods by yukkuri standards, surviving maybe 20-30 years, many many generations of yu.

The thing is, yukkuri are stupid, and the universe hates them. I think the theoretical life span, outside of domestic ones, is almost never reached.

Even with the domestic ones, because the universe hates them, they either die from strays, from testing their owners patience, or death by misadventure.

Also, for some reason I think Patchy lives longer than most.

Probably due to the lack of physical activity.

>>14460493
Yeah I figure in the wild Marisas and shithead Reimus probably die the most.

Marias from poor adventure choices/hunting or rapers, and Reimus from abandonment by mates for being shitty.

>>14460493
>Also, for some reason I think Patchy lives longer than most.

Thank you, easy Mister. Patchy works hard to be a good yu and make Mister Owner happy!

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Look what I brought home, a cute and obedient patchouli, S rank with pedigree, she will stay in my bedroom.

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>>14461313
She sure sleeps a lot...

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>>14461327
Wake up patchy !!!

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>>14461338
I brought her downstairs so she could meet the rest of the gang, here are the S ranks, she seems interested, I might let her join them for a bit.

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>>14461362
Here's the kusoyus, B and C ranks, she looked at them for a second and just went back to sleep, she can recognize the scum.

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Went outside for some fresh air, since she followed me I threw her a skateboard and she liked it.
That's awesome patchy!!!

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>>14461398
What's this? The shit yukkuris managed to breed so much, an A rank patchy has come to life. I won't let her go to waste by staying here, instead our S rank patchy will take care of her from now on.

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>>14461552
She doesn't pay any attention to the little one, maybe a partner will bring her maternal instinct out.

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>>14461605
Walking through the forest, I find a Cirno that just killed a big Marisa, she's just a B rank but she managed to hunt her down all by herself... maybe those remilias in the back had something to do with this.

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>>14461627
And the aho little shit drowned in the pond afterwards.

If you enjoy abusing cute things, you better to end yourself before fuck happends

>>14461552
I hope bluesnow gives the Diary house some size additions like this apartment has, I hate having to cram my yukkuri into one or two tiny rooms.

Gets even worse when they grow to full size and I have to toss them all over the place to get to newborns.

>>14461774
>Tumblrfaggot
Get >>>/out/
Manju smash is justice.

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>>14462362
Take it easy, anon, this thread is for lovers and abyusers,

>>14461605

Put her in the microwave!

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>>14462955
"It is not uncommon to see shitheads undergo permanent psychological trauma in the presence of the microwave, before the door has even been shut. Its effect on the general consciousness is profound: husbands have seen wives go inside, and mothers their little ones. The lid is translucent for a reason. You can hear them in there; you can see them. It is a thing of terrible beauty."

>>14464434
It seems like if you were trying to do a taming of the shrew type thing for shitheads, the microwave would be tool one.

For every time they break the rules, one kid goes in, the cooked remains are put into the food bowl, and nothing else goes into the food bowl until the shithead eats it's burnt up ko.

The shithead will be made aware that if it runs out of kids, it'll go into the microwave instead, and you'll be eating it.

That would either kill it with uneasy sickness or get it to a pretty good level of obedience.

>>14461774
>you better to end yourself before fuck happends

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>>14464684
Or she'll just shit out a bunch of kids expecting to have a safety net from punishment forever.

You people are fucked in the head.

>>14465494
Then it's time to find out how long you should run an adult and a ko together in the microwave to have the adult live and the ko boil.

>>14465494
I thought of that.

That's why you isolate them from mates and unceremoniously deep fry any kos that you didn't approve of.

>>14449711
lmao those yukkuri are acting like black people!

>>14467807
Nonsense.

Both parents are there.

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Wow guys, we actually hit the bump limit on a yukkuri thread. That's pretty easy.

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>>14470008
I try

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>>14472149