WHY JAPANESE PEOPLE?

>>14381463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5lPUj_diuY

>>14381785
Can you send me an mp3 of this please? I really enjoyed it.

>>14381463
I fucking hate this guy, he can't do anything but this fucking bit over and over again.

>>14383183
So just like every other Japanese comedian?

>>14383239
Brutal

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>>14383183
Newfag's first ippatsu geinin?

Jason is actually decent when compared to other of his kind. Shouting his catch phrase is annoying, but he usually stops doing it after the first few kanji jokes and the jokes themselves are actually funny and have some variety.
Meanwhile other ippatsu comedians get hugely popular with random rhytmical nonsense that they repeating identically until the general audience gets bored of it in about 6-12 months.

>>14383239
More like American stand-up comedians.
I remember Louis C.K. saying he writes new material once a year for his big live because he wants to keep it fresh.

Japanese comedians on the top level are hosting variety talk shows, do crazy things on variety shows, slow-paced city strolling shows,are MCs/commentators on events and relatively serious news programs and often did skit shows and standup (ie. manzai) in the past. Some of them even do cheapish local shows for regional stations.

He is 厚切りジェイソン

>>14381463

asian people always have the ugliest white people in their shows. I noticed this while watching k-dramas, korean films, japanese films, j-dramas, ect

How do Japanese people get into very American comedy like South Park and Simpsons, let alone live-action shows?

>>14384414
Its because they don't want white people to overshadow them

>>14384414
Because good/attractive actors don't have to travel to Asia to get a job

https://youtu.be/fk-Gn3w2gt0

>>14383292
matsumoto is mai waifu

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>ソン

>>14384414
White people have the ugliest asian people in their shows, it goes both ways.

>>14384469
Yeah, most of the whites that go to Asia are on average the bottom of the barrel.

>>14381463
WHAT DID THE FUCKING GOOKS DO TO THIS WHITE AMERICAN GUY?

FUCKING NUKE JAPAN AGAIN, THIS IS A NEW PEARL HARBOR!!

BEHEAD ALL JAPAN!

Fuck gaijin scum fuck!!!

The Jeff Dunham of Japan!

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>>14383183
SAVAGE
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>>14384414
He's ugly? Obviously he's not drop dead gorgeous, but ugly...?

>>14394072
He's 3D so he's ugly by default.

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>>14394186
Good point.

>>14391434
who are you quoting

>>14394807
OP's image, obviously. Or maybe >>14384317

>>14391439
not really

>>14391434
What's the problem?

>>14394186
Yeah sure, but >>14384414 said "ugliest", not just ugly.

I've got a love hate relationship with this guy. Being a white guy that slightly resembles him, I always dread going near drunk people/little kids. They always start yelling "WHY JAPANESE PEOPLE" or comparing that WOW THAT GUY LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE ATSUGIRI JASON.

なぜ日本人！

I am jap,do you have any question?

>>14395548
Yes: WHY?

>>14395559
dunno

>>14395548
how much nip pussy does he get

>>14395548
do you shit?

>>14395548
KOREA NUMBER 1

>>14394845
Yeah really.

>>14383084
http://www.youtube-mp3.org/

Can anyone post more awkward gaijin 'celebrities' like this in Japan?

It gives me a weird feel... how you say it... Gänsehaut in German... watching these losers.

I have been living in Japan 6 years. At first I tried to hate Atsugiri Jason but his bits are actually pretty funny desu. A lot of his material is shit any gaijin will talk about with his friends. I'm glad he got popular, even if he's destined to be an 一発芸人

why the fuck is ＴＢＨ filtered to desu

>>14397808
/v/'s fault

>>14395548
post proof.

>>14384414
I watched Bullet Man and the white guy they got for that wasn't too bad looking.

>>14384414
He's not ugly though, he's average.

>>14397808
Because it's a stupid tumblr meme (nowadays).

>>14397808
hiro realized we dont need niggerspeak

>>14399627
*don't need no

>>14395548
When are you going to apologize for Nanking?

>>14401328
N e v e r .

Die Chinese pig die!!

>>14381785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk-Gn3w2gt0

WHYYYYYY JAPANESE PEOPLEEEE

>>14397808
Is this true?
baka desu senpai

I bet he drowned in Asian poonani afterwards.

~Youtube

>>14397741
Guys please..anyone? More white pig embarrassing themselves in Japan videos, onegai.

>>14404033
I bet most of the Japanese people who saw that were actually laughing out of discomfort and fear.

You can see it in the reactions / their faces in the video.

I too felt the same thing, as a Transjapenese person myself.

>>14407128
>The white devil is raising his voice at us!
>Is American drop Atom Bomb again?
>PLEASE EVERYONE
>WE MUST LAUGH AT JOKE
>PLEASE

Here's the sauce in case anyone was looking for it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLakgLOljT4

literally it's just him going "Hmm.. if i write this kanji, and make one different stroke it's a different kanji!!!" Probably entertaining enough since it's a foreigner though :3

>>14407152
Pretty much.

>>14407157
>:3
someday you will all die

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Wow Harper found work really fast after the election

>>14407157
Holy fucking shit.

Did you guys watch this video?

IT LITERALLY CONFIRMS EVERYTHING THAT LIAN BOUNDLESS SAYS

>They treat him as some sort of exotic white monkey.
>When speaks Japanese to them (and perfectly enough for them to understand) THEY STILL TRY TO SPEAK ENGLISH WITH HIM, EVEN THOUGH THEY DON'T KNOW ENGLISH FOR SHIT.

"Just do your thing, white monkey gaijin, stop trying to be one of us."

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He is by far my favorite Line sticker.

>>14381463
He's the Angry Japanese Nerd

>>14410464
This is kinda weird. I'm not a weaboo looking for Japanese people to talk with only because they are Japanese but I met girl from Tokyo on the internet once. I started conversation in Japanese and it was just small talk. Then she send me her pic and I send mine. She was schoked that I'm not Japanese.
>Why are you speaking Japanese????
In fact, after I told her the true that as a kid I had to learn basics to watch movies about Zatoichi without subtitles she said that's okay. She's helping me with learning more and more for a year now, but whenever I'm trying to start random conversation in Japanese she's responding in English. It's not easy to get their point on this case, but I would never say that they treat white people like monkeys. They are very scared about weaboos immersing into their special culture, but they don't hate us. I'm not suprised, I personally would treat other people like animals if they would treat my country like weaboos treat Japan, and this whole, global otaku culture. That's insane.

>>14394024
what the hell is wrong with their eyes

>>14411308
Koreans think that bag under the eyes is beautiful and plastic surgery is like more common than sex.

Japanese one trick clown
https://youtu.be/CVmG5dBYr_E

Foreigner whose main skill is not yell a catchphrase
https://youtu.be/dRbjzEm1FZU
https://youtu.be/NUJrSkxoQwQ
https://youtu.be/lZ3ab9EylW8

>>14411244
It's because it's exceedingly rare to find a gaijin who can speak Japanese let alone one who can speak it fluently

>>14385177
Didn't even have 安い女は安全じゃない

>>14411628
Yeah but it still sucks that we aren't 'allowed' to speak their language with them. Wish they could stop being xenophobic.

>>14410464
aww man you're wrong on that part.
the reason why it's funny is because the jokes he's making are relatable. when you learn kanji, you question why certain words are formed from other kanji. idk man, the white factor plays a role in his popularity as well, but its not "white monkey gaijin."

Just saying from a japanese perspective.

>>14413525
You can. See >>14411361
>And I have experienced the opposite of what they say. Since my Japanese is shit I went to an international party expecting people to speak English and they actually tried to speak English. But the tall blue eyes blonde girl who is pretty good at Japanese wants to use it to practice her Japanese so she start talking in Japanese, the Japanese seems relieved and start talking in Japanese too, the other international people start talking in Japanese and I'm unintentionally excluded since my Japanese is shit. I have to stay away from the blonde girl because she create a Japanese language bubble around her and my skills are too low for proper conversation.

>>14413551
Good thing I'm too autistic to speak to people regardless even though my English is perfectly fine!

>>14413525
I'd love that too. She's my friend, but she still... I don't know doesn't trust me enough to speak Japanese with me or something.

>>14413971
No, it's because she doesn't think you're comfortable that way, you doofus. She's being polite for you.

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>>14401818
well at least the man didn't make another excuse I suppose

>>14413976
That sucks too.

>>14414009
The easiest way is probably for you to speak English and listen to her speak in Japanese and then respond. Unless you live in Japan for a substantial time, you'll never quite be able to talk like a native speaker.

>>14414011
Sure, thanks. I was in Japan only for a month.

>>14411244
I'm guessing you're from Germany or one of those countries that use german as thier language.

>>14414086
Nope.

>>14411458
I feel stupid when watching first video.

>>14415551
Comedians like that, OP and many others are just one trick monkeys in any part of the world. why do they thrive? But when you see a real talented person them things are different.

>>14411458
They wrote everything she said in katakana, talk about racist.

>>14391434
>son
what are you trying to say?

>>14415639
Jason's humor at least makes sense to me. Kankei nee guy is just acting like a retard, the most bizarre part is why audience laughs so much at this. Not that I haven't seen bad comedy shows in the west though.

>>14416748
Katakana is basically Japanese italic/bold.

>>14418074
There are some comedians like that in my country and seems like there are some from US. The guy acts like an idiot, repeats a catchphrase and people pay them for that.

WHY EARTH PEOPLE? WHY???

>>14416748
I think she talks with stereotypical gaijin accent on purpose, so they write it in katakana for comical effect. But that is even more racist.

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>>14411458
That first video, what the fuck.

>>14413525
What are you talking about? Japanese know they suck at English so they hate having to embarrass themselves by trying to speak English. So when they run into a gaijin, they're extremely relieved if that gaijin can speak Japanese.

>>14419289
No, they mostly prefer to use broken English. Maybe you were lucky.

>>14415551
>>14419214
What the fuck are you people doing on /jp/ if you don't even know Kojima Yoshio?

>>14419303
Watch any episode of this show. They let a native speaker of English call Japanese celebrities in English as a prank. The victims try to avoid speaking English at any cost first. And only when they realize that the other person doesn't speak any Japanese, do they try to speak English.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL8lQDtMXOY

>>14419329
I will check it out, thanks.

>>14419305
Sorry for not caring about unfunny Japanese comedians.

>>14419341
If you watched some on Japanese TV after 2007, you'd know it was impossible to escape him. His stupid unfunny gag was chosen as the buzzword of 2007 in Japan. Every fucking Japanese knows him and his そんなの関係ねぇ! phrase.

>>14419363
Sorry I don't live in Japan and don't have access to Japanese TV.

>>14419368
If you have Internet, you have access to most of what is on Japanese TV. You're running out of excuses, man.

>>14419373
Fuck, you're right. I'll watch more Japanese TV from now on.

>>14419373
Why would I want to watch japanese TV?

TV is the same everywhere - entertainment for the lowest common denominator of the normie masses.

>>14419412
What are you doing in a thread about a white guy on Japanese TV then?

>>14419363
I only knew this phrase from Sunred anime.

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>>14381463
WRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY JAPANESE PEOPLE

>>14419412
Japanese TV is pretty different from western TV, actually.

It's still shit for the normie masses, but they're eternally stuck in the 90s. There's something funny about a comedian in his 50s parodying an idol and releasing a hit single, or a show where some guy thinks he's the only one who can see a ghost and shits himself.

>>14394845
>Lost
The only chinks in an american show I remember are hot as fuck.
Even the guy is hot.

>>14384414
>ugliest
I'd be happy if I was at least half as ugly as him.

>>14419545
Also half of the shows are related to food.

>>14419329
Am I the only one who thinks white people on japanese shows always look kind of strange? But I can't figure out what exactly is off about them.

>>14419984
It's the make-up, I think.

>>14419701
Plus, every show uses celebrities, be it A or B-celebrities. Even news shows. The same goes for ads. Almost every show and ad features comedians, artists, musicians, idols of varying degrees of fame, until you know every single one of them and their personalities.

>>14411244
This is kind of a leap, but maybe she is trying to be better at speaking English. I mean, Japanese people are just as guilty speaking broken English as English speaking people are guilty of speaking broken Japanese.

Really though, I wouldn't be worried. She may just being nice, it is best not to assume the worst until she gives you ample reason to.
>>14413528
This.

>white demon crying out loud scaring people
Can it get more stereotypical? I guess he lacks holding a burger with the left hand.

Man these Japanese TV shows are so hilarious. I bet real Japanese are just like what I see on their TV!

>>14421338
>white demon
No one actually says that. White man is only pig. White pig, etc.

Demon (oni-san) is too honorary title for you filthy gaijin piggu.

this guy's pretty good but dave spector's still the most based gaijin on japanese tv.

>>14423924
Literally

who

>>14419701
There will never be a cooking show as good as Dotchi

>>14424197
There's plenty of better cuking shows than that, you dumb white weaboo. Western cooking in general is superior and shits on the gooks "eat raw fish" cuisine hard.

>>14424275
Go back to Africa please.

>>14424197
There are many shows that are about food but not about cooking. Like presenting a determined vegetable/fruit/seaweed/etc produced in Japan, its history, uses, etc. also there are shows that you basically just see people eating food. I think I saw a spicy curry competition between the integrants of Morning Musume years ago.

>>14424299
RacismT!

Is it true that it doesn't actually matter if you're an ugly looking white guy or a good looking white guy, since the Japs can't tell us apart anyway, so as long as I'm slim, I get tons of Japanese poonani jsut because I am white and the think I look like Tom Cruise?

>>14397808
wut?
desu thats pretty retarded.

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>>14413551
So the Japanese prefer to speak their native tongue and he blames them as if there's something wrong with that? What an idiot.

>>14411308
It's a fake made to piss off Koreans.

>page 9

I won't let this thread die until I get more embarassing white gaijin videos in Japan.

PLEASE!

I
II
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WHY ROMAN PEOPLE?

desu

Why is he ranting about Chinese characters to a Japanese audience?

Why don't Japanese do stand-up?

>>14434735
They do. It's called Manzai.

>>14381463
>>14381785
He looks white, why does he have such a thick accent when Japs born in America sound like they have been huffing helium?

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm26292909

>>14435114
He wasn't born in Japan. I think he moved there a few years ago or so.

Why do japanese people want to look like white people if they hate/fear gaijin so much?
I hate niggers and fear for my life whenever there are more niggers than whites around me, and l'd rather die than turn black. Is this some twisted japanese logic?

>>14435466
``Japanese hate gaijin'' is only a meme. Mostly old people hate gaijin, and even among them only a small percent do.

>>14436060
Same with the 2D > 3D meme.

>>14435466

I don't really think it's Japanese logic, but the logic of people everywhere who claim to love and celebrate others and romanticize their culture, but hate when the reality of it knocks on their front door, both the good and bad of it.

>>14391434
ソンシツ

>>14381463
Why not?

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>>14381463
I'm a fan of Atsugiri Jason because of his style and his excellent execution of the visual gag.

I'm learning Japanese and I find it amazing that I can understand the jokes for visual comedians. I have just recently started watching CowCow and I think their visual gags are hilarious. Does /jp/ have any recommendations for Japanese visual gag comedians?

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>>14436673
I'm not really sure what you mean by visual gag comedians, but Egashira 2:50 probably fits the category. He's batshit crazy.

>>14438337
I found him unfunny

KILL WHITEY!!

>>14440545
Why are you guys so obnoxiously insecure about what Japanese people might think about you?

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tell me about japanese volleyball

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>>14383292
Dude this shit is pandering to the lowest common denominator and making white people look bad in Japan. I had my kid's at work screaming this shit at me like I knew wtf they were talking about. Its fucking garbage and just reinforces their already retarded and backwards stereotypes of foreigners.

Japanese people have shit sense of humor and shit taste in entertainment. My wife is fluent in English and even after I explain to her simple jokes from Western comics she doesn't get it. But if some jerk off screams some stupid phrase OVER AND OVER they find it hilarious.

They're more braindead than your average Americunt.

>>14419984
Because only autists go to Japan to become famous. They're nobodies in their home country, but can get by in Japan by being white and acting like a fucking faggot.

>>14442054
Sorry, but there's something called sense of humor and it isn't universal.

>>14441837

>about japanese volleyball
>the pic is one girl from Kazakhstan

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>>14442306
scuttlebutt says she'll be playing for a jap team

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>>14442054
>backwards stereotypes of foreigners.
It's twenty-fifteen guys, this isn't the dark ages, I mean seriously, I just can't even.

But you guys are forgetting Jason is a high-level exec at some tech firm and is doing this for fun.

His boss even screamed "WHY JAPANESE PEOPLE" at him in the hallway.

Why is he still doing this crap?

>>14444445
>off by one

>>14442054
You're talking about housewives and kids. In my arctic country there's this awful "funny character" show which gets (or used to get) massive ratings. The hobbyist actors/actresses put on fake teeth and then speak "funnily" and that's the joke. They pull through a 4-minute mostly jokeless act like that. I think only 4-year-olds are able to find funny. But that's just it, it's found funny by 4-year-olds and people at that mental level.

>>14444445
Embarrassing

>>14444444

>>14442054
I was just comparing him to other ippatsu geinin.

Also, キレ芸 is such a staple at this point that people aren't going to change their views on amerikka because of one gag. It's ironic that you blame elevens for not understanding western shit yet ignore the actual comedic material in Jason's bit while you're too busy getting offended.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttmh8S75Py4

>>14450608
See? Japanese ARE racist against white people. They treat him like funny white pig, a white monkey who only exists to dance and make his monkey tricks for the Japanese.

t. Ryan Boundless

Keep the white gaijin making fun of thread on page 1.

>>14455499
I bet if an actual comedian learned Japanese he could make a career over there without being stuck as a caricature character.

Japanese variety television is so objectively shitty. How can you guys enjoy it.

>>14462103
I don't, but I enjoy seeing white gaijin making a fool of himself for the yellow monkeys who treat him as their monkey.

>page 10

Back to page 1, waito gaijin making fun of thread.

>>14381463
What's so funny about this skit? The fact that they just say sleep instead of doing whatever they're talking about? I don't get it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sujy-JgPtu4

>>14467669
I hope you're not one of those guys saying Japanese comedians are unfunny because it'd be sad to diss them if you don't even get what the joke is.

Their shtick is the Atarimae Taisou (Captain Obvious Gymnastics) where they describe situations and always show the most obvious outcome. It's supposed to make you go "Thanks, Captain Obvious.". I'm not even a fan of COWCOW, but it can be funny if you watch it for the first time.

Okay, everyone, it's time for the Captain Obvious Gymnastics. Captain Obvious Gymnastics are a new form of gymnastics that consists of the most obvious things. Today, we'll do the summer version. Let's give it a try!

Obvious, obvious, obvious gymnastics.

Don't do anything in a lazy river pool and... you just float away.

Obvious gymnastics.

You go home after swimming in the pool and... you sleep.

Obvious gymnastics.

Then you wake up at night, drink Barley tea, and then... you sleep.

Obvious gymnastics.

Second semester starts tomorrow and you haven't done your homework... you sleep.

Obvious gymnastics.

You eat soumen noodles and sleep,
you eat watermelon and sleep,
you eat ice cream and sleep,
you slept so much you can't sleep.

It's obvious, it's obvious, it's Captain Obvious Gymnastics.

If you don't sleep... you'll get sleepy.


Okay, now you have the right to call it shit.

>>14462103
>objectively
>doesn't list objects

>>14467792

This one's better to be desu.

https://youtu.be/G0zRBRUQils

>>14467853
If you're white and you watch shit like this AND you think it's funny then you should castrate urself.

WHITE PIG DIE, DIE DIE

>>14450608
How do I become an IT employee in nippon?

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>>14381463
The only kanji that matters, Japs got it right.
女＋子　＝　好

Loli is love.
Loli is life.

>>14470925
You mean China got it right.

>>14434573
This is what I don't fucking get.

>weebs jelly Japs love a gaijin that isn't them

>>14470925
>女＋子　＝　好

So deep and elegant. A tiny poetry.
Even better than Euler's identity.
Worth a tattoo.

>>14470925
That's a mother with its child, you dumbnut. A mother's love for her children is the strongest love there is.

>>14470480

Japs don't like it either, reading the comments.

>>14471762
Don't. He thinks all Japanese people are weird and have shit taste.

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幸　＋　子　＝　幸子

WHY　JAPANESE　PEOPLE

KONO　KO　NI　UN　GA　II　TO　MIEMASU　KA？！

>>14462103
Gaki no tsukai is the funniest shit ever, although I'd admit most other shows i've seen have fallen flat on me, but I haven't really looked that much

>>14474368
Gaki is one of the most hit-and-miss shows, which can't be helped since it's been on air for over twenty five years. One week they'll do something hilarious and the next week they'll do another episode of lame past series (like "strolling with celebrities" where literally nothing happens).

>>14474698
most of the time i watch nip tv it's "walking with famous people" the show(s). why are these so popular?

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>>14384440
The same way Americans get into anime?

>>14442687
back to /v/, memer

>>14474368
>Gaki no tsukai
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7xSG_k0cZc
This is funny, but holy hell, kono bangumi wa gay

>>14434274
underrated

>>14471637
If that's true, then why is 愛 > 好?