Translation Thread

I might attack some of the requests in this thread (if they're /jp/ related), but don't have time for it right now.

I literally threw up in my mouth a little

And maybe some people will sage.

We just don't know.

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I would like to know what she's saying

>>14347345
Also the sound effects or whatever the kanji near her head is

>>14339113
N-ko-san
- Female knight in training. I'm slightly interested in her weight.
- Fuu... I'm stuffed. Guess you can drink mapo tofu, too. And next...
- That might be good today.
- Ah, master. [Severed Head Master] Magic -

(Whatever this is it's fucking weird.)

>>14347350
- Commander, try measuring your...
The characters to her left are just the numbers.

>>14347345
minor damage, moderate damage, heavy damage, sunk

>>14347345
It's one of those "let's measure your dick" illustration things.

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>>14339113
If I mention a short (12 minutes) anime chapter that has been untranslated since 2013, would be any taker?

>>14339113
Man, N-ko is so soft. I want to fill her womb with my sticky cum! I must impregnate!

>>14348622
I found the doujin and it's tentacle rape with scat. Fuck me

>>14348641
>scat
saucenao

>>14347609
I get that, I want to know what she's saying in the last panel
a-are there more of these?

>>14350121
nevermind, didn't read a previous post
I would like to see more of this sort of ruler

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=49384692
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=52864404
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53122005

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This, please.

>>14347387
It said that she's concerned about her weight, not that somebody is interested in it.

>>14352454
I agree that concerned is correct, but I'm not sure it's clear who the person being concerned is (narrator?)