I'm an engineer. I solve practical problems.

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FIX MY DICK NITORI

>>14334227
I really like how kappa are basically Gensokyo's equivalent of dwarves, but with less hair and are instead a bunch of adorable little loli midgets in uniform.

>>14334506
Why is touhou dwarf fortress called Suika Fortress instead of Nitori or Kappa Fortress then?

Can you solve my virginity problem? Practically, of course

>>14334517
Because dwarves are more like oni than they are like kappa.

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>>14334517
Anon, oni are JAPANEESU GOBURIN.

If oni are goblins, kappa are dwarves, humans are humans, then tengu would be the elven equivalent.

>>14334528
Drunk, yeah, but they lack the desire for work, industry and ingenuity (i.e. insanity) that Gensokyo's kappa exhibit, for whatever reason.

It's either that or they're Jews.

>>14334520
super mechanized anal thruster all ready to go!

>>14334532
Now that you mention it they are exactly like the Juice, they make ingenuous inventions just to lure humans into forcefully giving them their shekels anal glans.

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I want to tappa the kappa

>>14334734
Quit blocking my view of Hina, nerd.

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>>14334535
I said practically, not proctologically!!

>>14334227
Does she brag about her STEM education to the tengus?

>>14335068
Why would she?

>>14334734

Hello misfortunate wizard.

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>>14334241
Your dick doesn't have any practical solutions, you should just chop it off.

>>14334227
Not problems like What is beauty?

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Superior engineer.

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Never lose
Never clean
Never let anybody escape
Never resist
Never build
Never let anybody live