Hop in

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>I got the nasty in my taxi you need a lift
You can sit between the backseat and my dick!

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where's the candy?

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No thanks, I've already got a ride.

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>>14333899

>>14333899
I hope you're not going to drive holding the wheel like that.

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>>14333918
>You can sit between the backseat and my dick!

How does that work

>>14334076
Me on the left.

>>14333924
Coolest mom.

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>>14333918
I love you, MC Ride.

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>>14333899

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>>14334076
Like this.

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>>14334148

>>14334045
Thats how you teach kids to drive in burgerland, hands on 8 and 4

>>14334585
Please tell me that's not true, do you guys have to feel like special snowflakes so badly to the point you'd rather steer like shit and risk an incident than following the rest of the world for just once?

Yes, blabla airbag, you're indeed going to open the airbag if you steer like that instead of going 10 and 2.

>>14334583
Wow, two Nazrins!!

>>14334648
You seem awfully uptight. Did someone get you into a car accident while steering that way? I feel as though I have the same level of control with either hand position.

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>>14334648
I don't know what >>14334585 is talking about, I just recently got my license and I was taught to keep my hands at 9 and 3(was told that 10 and 2 is outdated now that every car has power steering). That being said, it's easy enough to just use your dominant hand if you're comfortable with driving.

Why do europoors always get so flustered whenever America is mentioned?

>>14334648
I don't feel that either hand position is more dangerous than the other for an experienced driver but it just seems like 10 and 2 is the more natural hand position.

>>14334688
I got my license with 10 and 2 but the latest information I got locally was 8 and 4, not only because of the power steering but because 10 and 2 is dangerous since for bigger turns you have to take a hand off the wheel
I mean it's nonsense but oh well.

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>>14334688
Personnel work for this company and receive paychecks.

The asspain has now been explained.

How the fuck do you people drink if you have both hands on the wheel? Do you wear one of those hats that hold the whiskey bottle on it and a drinking tube?

>>14334585
>>14334648
what's wrong with you fucking euros, are you pretending to be retarded? I don't think they've ever taught 8 and 4

>>14334089
Byakuren - Cool Mom (that Buddhist Mom on the block, basically into fad religions and diets; just bought a motorcycle, generally lets shit slide but pushes discipline when needed)

Yukari - Sexy shota eater Mom (or so she thinks; it's believed she should act more her age)

Yuyuko - Ditzy but not naive Mom (plays dumb but knows what the kids are up to)

Eirin - Cold Mom (slightly distant and stern, but cares)

Kanako - Working Mom (always trying to put food on the table, somewhat a Tiger Mom, too, who pushes Sanae)

Shinki - Protective Mom (don't mess with her children)

Ran - Mom Mom (typical stay-at-home head of household type. crosses with Protective Mom)

Junko - Angry Mom (not at you, but at anyone who harms or might harm her child; a step past Protective Mom).

>>14333899
Ridinh Nazrin!

>>14335081
Shut the fuck up faggot.

>>14335240
disgusting.

>>14334583
what the fuck is that in the middle

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>>14335081
Yay! My Mom is cool!

>>14335408
I know right? He didn't post the Momiji one.

>>14334688
Because you like everything wrong for whatever ass reason you have, starting from those utterly retarded system of measurement.
I guess your fat arms can't stand staying at 10 2.

>>14335081
I didn't know I wanted a yandere mom before now.

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>>14336214
My mom is even cooler

>>14342405
Your mom doesn't have:
A motorbike
A tiger subordinate
Multicoloured hair