Don't disturb her circles!

What circles?

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Titty librarian

PATCHOULI IS MARRIED TO ALICE!

>>14333884
Please post more before fatposters ruin this thread.

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>>14333894

>>14333894
but Alice leaks poop. dude

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>>14333905
The thought of Patchouli having a banging body under those robes gets me very excited. Maybe she could lake a leaf out of Byakuren's book?

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>>14333905

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>>14334843

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>>14334858

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>>14334881

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>>14334904

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>>14334923
that's all I've got, but surely someone else has proof of her dynamite body?

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Sexualized Patchy image dump thread?

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>>14335046

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Titchouli

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Librarian ass

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Tatchouli Juggage

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Buoyant

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Moon rabbit cosplay

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Use protection when fugging her.

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Displaying her milkmakers.

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Nice lingerie.

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Sexy bra

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>>14334942
Patchouli is a lovely little lady.

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she is both cute and sexy and smart!

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>>14338896

I want to help Patchy get into shape!

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>>14327130
fuck you I'll do what I want

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>>14345122
Oh shit, Pythagoras needs to get in his magic circle, fast.

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>>14345122
Please don't kill mathematicians. They're really very nice people once you get to know them, and only want to play with their theorems. And they can be cute too!

>>14345122
How rude!

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>>14345195
>Pythagoras

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Patchouli's not just some eyecandy for you to ogle, you know. She's a wise and powerful witch, the strongest of her type in the land.

>>14345208
She's also almost too weak to stand without a wall to support her and needs help getting out of bed in the morning. How do youkai magicians even get anemic if they don't have to eat?

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>>14345223
Pfft. Who needs muscle when you've got almighty arcane power beyond the scope of mortal reason?

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>>14345208
>Witch
Magician.
Only Marisa has a pointy hat, only she can claim the title of witch.

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How would a simple lowly human like myself go about earning Patchouli's affection? I need to know in case I ever make it to Gensokyo.

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>>14345351
How narrow-minded! Witches can wear what they want when they're this strong.

>>14345386
Help out in the library. Worry about getting close before you worry about being friends.

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>>14345398
>Witches
You keep saying that is if Patchy were a witch.

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>>14345223
Why stand when you can levitate? Why walk when you can fly? She's even ready for physical combat!

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>>14345417
Because she is.

I love Patchouli.

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>>14345507
Then where is your pointy hat?
We are going in circles here. You cant be a witch withou the pointy hat.

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>>14345610
Well, you're wrong about witches needing pointy hats. It's quite simple, really.

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>>14345621
Google "witch".
Notice the mention of a pointy hat.

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>>14345655
Her profile calls her a witch. Word of god trumps google.

>>14345668
I will never see her as a witch until she dresses acordingly.
Sakuya dresses like, and acts like a maid. She is a maid.
Reimu dresses like, and acts like a shrine maiden, she is a shrine maiden.
Pathy dresses like something that isnt a witch, and acts like a magician from 2hu. She is a magician. Zun was just drunk writing about her. Much like the Yuuka and youkai moe.

>>14333790
Her areolae

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Patchouli a witch? That's quite obscene,
No broom, no pot, no skin of green!

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>>14345682
Well enjoy being wrong, then.

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>>14345682
Anon, ZUN was drunk while writing about all Touhous, so it's not really an argument.

Ever since PoDD Marisa has been refered to as 魔法使い, which is just "magic user". Patche has been 魔女 ever since her first appearance.

Besides, Marisa didn't even have a proper familiar until (kinda) the tsuchinoko incident. Sounds like an overcompensating sorcerer to me.

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I s P a c h e r e s t r i c t e d t o W u X i n g m a n i p u l a t i o n ? O r c a n s h e m a n i p u l a t e W e s t e r n c l a s s i c a l e l e m e n t s a s w e l l ?

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I'd disturb Patchy's circles, if you know what I mean~

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>>14349729
You'll die.

>>14345235
>almighty arcane power beyond the scope of mortal reason
whips out dick

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>>14356015
Patchouli giggles and how tiny it is then vaporises you.

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>>14356072
Your charred bones will litter the floor!

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>>14349729
Go nuts.

>>14369799
DON'T BULLY

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>>14373042

if Patchy is an all powerful magician, why can't she fix her asthma and laziness with it?

>>14375998
Its supposed to be ironic.
Although she did PARTIALLY fix her asthma-
it can no longer kill her, she just passes out instead.
The anemia thing was explained in one of the manga, she plays around with arsenic and mercury too much. Alice apparently has the same problem. Also since she doesn't go out in the sun much she has vitamin D deficiency.

>>14334942
Yo, proof.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX5UWdTqXak

>>14377360
why can't she put up a spell that would protect her against harmful effects of both of them?

>>14377766
She's a magician, not a god.

>>14383763
explain why does it take a god to do it

Hahahahahah!!! Fatty Patty Thread!!! It's a Fatty Patty thread, HA HA HA!!

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>>14333905
This. I want a lean, mean Patchy. Not some provocative whale.

Also let's be honest, she's more likely to smack you with a book rather than showing you what's underneath those robes.

And if you already know what she looks like without wearing them, it ruins the magic.

>>14375998
>Why can't she fix her asthma
I'm sure there are spells she could figure out in order to cure that, along with her other health problems. But she's more interested in her pursuits of knowledge than solving personal qualms. They're inconveniences to her but they don't kill her, so she doesn't go out of her way to solve them. As long as she's able to read her books, it's not a crisis. She really is that lazy.

>>14383977
>she's more likely to smack you with a book rather than showing you what's underneath those robes.
She's ashamed of her rolls, clearly.

>>14383977
I might be the only one who likes to think that Patchy is slim and totally flat under there.

>>14388503
No, you're not the only one.

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>>14388503
Slim, sure, but not flat. Probably.

>>14383977
Is it an issue to not care about either patchies?

>>14388748
You must befriend the entire SDM to stand a chance.

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More Oppaichuli

>>14345208
Byakuren says hi.

It sucks that I can't disturb the circle located behind her, but can I at least disturb her spheres and half-spheres?

Reminder that Patchouli is as flat as a board.

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>>14383977
I like your attitude.

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But I like sexy Patchouli too. A conundrum!

>>14335046
Spoil that shit man, this is a blue board.

>Freeborn Roman boys also wore an apotropaic amulet called the bulla which incorporated a phallic talisman (fascinum) inside a locket of gold, silver, or bronze, or in a leather pouch. In addition to its magical function, the bulla would have been a visible warning that the boy was sexually off-limits.
>The equivalent for the girl was the lunula, a crescent moon amulet.

Patchouli's circles CANNOT be disturbed!

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>>14413171
Does that mean she's a virgin!?

>>14413304
By technicality.