smile

My hemorrhoids are killing me. Do you think Yukari would perform analingus on someone she's in a committed relationship with?

Can't be me. I don't make people smile.

>>14326909
>young
ha!

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>>14326926

>>14326914
Think with portals, dude.
She's already in there.

>>14326930

It's not like I do it on purpose. I'm not cute or anything, why would anyone smile at me.

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>>14326909
>young

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>>14326909
Yuukarin a smiling cute!

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Mistress smile is cuter!

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>>14326946
to make you happy

>>14326909
Die monster, you don't belong in this world

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>>14326909
I want to do lewd thing with Yukari

>>14327387
I want to watch anon do lewd things to yukari!

>>14327387
I want to give Yukari nice clothes!

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>>14327387
Like what?

>>14327387
>Forced blond.
>Forced hotness.
>Forced humanoid abomination.
>Forced 'omnipotence'.

The most forced 2hu.

>>14326909
Combined with those eyes, that's an extremely suspicious smile she has. She wants something.

>>14339031
Sex

>>14326942
Well, I heard hagass is a delicacy.

>>14339224
Exactly.

>>14327342
I never knew she played the soprano saxophone.

>>14326928
I came in here to shitpost and say this. Both at the same time.

>>14339031
Tell her you're busy or she'll carve your face!

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What would Yukari be like in bed? Would she take the lead?

>>14349981
She would be shy as fuck becuase she's a pure maiden. She also wouldnt fuck you becuase she would just fall asleep too fast.

>>14349981
>>14350008
I bet she'd bully my tiny pee pee ;-;

>>14326909
If there's a young lady smiling at me, I guess I'd ask Yukari to move over a little so that I could see who it was.
But you know, I'd be subtle about it, because based on Yukari's expression, she and I are already having some kind of pleasant conversation.

>>14326909
>Young
Whatever you say wrinkles

>>14350450
I KNEW YOU FUCKING PEOPLE EXISTED, SLEEPYCAST WAS RIGHT

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>>14326928
>>14326964
>>14345586
>>14350513
>>14350873
Rude.

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>>14350008

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>>14350008

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>>14356411
>>14359369
But it's true.
She is too busy scheming and sleeping, she is also known to be all about appearances. So despite her dominating attitude, she is actually shy and submissive.

Not even Junko could make something as pure as Yukari.

>>14359394
He is implying that Yukari is a horrid transexual.

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>>14339283

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>>14359452
Please do not bully the hags.

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>>14359394
naw, yukari is very dominant.

especially in bed. she is not submissive to any lowly humans.

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I want Yukari to secretly become incontinent and start shitting herself uncontrollably, except everytime she does she quickly gaps her shit into my pants, and then I have to rush home to shower and change and she makes fun of me all the time and calls me a pants-shitter but deep down she's actually really grateful that I've shouldering the social burden of her uncontrollable dress-shitting

>>14359972
I wonder what its like spending your day thinking up the most outlandish and inane things to post about just to see if you can get a reply.

>>14359986
I got one didn't I? :)

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>>14359986
As if you dont know firsthand.

>>14359972

>>14359926
That's good. Doms are so much more fun to dominate.

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Man, I

>>14326930
>XD

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I hope none of you all are saying nasty things about Yukari-sama!

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>>14365294
I want to DO nasty things with Yukari-sama!

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>>14365305

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>>14365305
the softest boobs in all of gensokyo

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>>14365319
I want to do nasty things with Ran-sama, so dont look so hurt.

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>>14365957
Please do not lewd the Ran

>>14365795
That's Yuyuko.

>>14377107
Yuyuko has been dead for a thousand years
I doubt her breasts are as nice and soft as yukari's, probably all cold and affected by rigor mortis.

>>14359517
Hags are for bully

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>>14387512
Bullying older ladies!

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STOP BULLYING LADY YUKARI!!!!

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>>14370488
She likes it.

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>>14388140
I would bully you instead

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>>14388266
Sh-shut up! You wouldn't!

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Trolling Reimu.

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>>14388266
Yukari-sama is going to be very angry if she learns that you've been bullying Ran.

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>>14390076
Angry Ran is moe.
Especially if Yukari told her not to attack humans.

>>14390727
Yukari would probably laugh thinking you saved her time by disciplining Ran. Maybe she would also find a bullied Ran cuie.

cute smiling

I want Yukari to give me a gloved handjob and then throw me to the youkai to be eaten afterward!

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Nice hat.

>>14405382
Ha ha!

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>>14408990

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>/jp/

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>>14409046
Thanks, bro!

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>>14326909
No one ever smiles at me. Thank you Yukari.

>>14409601
it's more like /d/

Fucking hell /jp/, You make me like Yukarin.

>>14409614
>jeep
Why is Yukari so fucking pleb?

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>>14412278

Y-you too...

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I want Yukarin to give me a gentle massage with her silky gloves!

Thank you Grandma!

Is this the one that bathes in shota semen to stay youthful?

>>14413763
No, that's Yuuka.

>>14365294
I want to smell your tails.

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>>14413369
I'd rather give her a sensual foot massage.

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Cuddling with Yukari!

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>>14419759

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Lolikari is best Yukari.

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>>14420323
I want to a loli bullies me

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>>14419759
>>14420220
Hugs with Yukarin are the best and softest!

>>14421484
I want a Yukari hug too!!

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>>14421502
The fact I will never be hugged by Ran and Yukari is extremely depressing.

>>14421514
Now I'm depressed too...
Oh well, time to do psychedelics until I lose my touch on reality and honestly think I am being hugged by the Yakumos

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>>14421551
I consider doing the same, but dont trust dealers.
Usually I just try to dream aout it, but lately it's just been dreams of Sakuya, which isnt what I want.

Not that Sakuya isnt cute, but I just need something softer, warmer, fulffier.
When Ran starts losing her tails, a little part of me will die inside.

>>14421825
Wow, Clownpiece looks great in Reimu's clothes!

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>>14422035
a bait for me to take

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>>14423298
OH SHI-

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>>14423324
Marisa is the true monster. You dont steal a 2hu's hat.

>>14423324
Marisa stole Yukarin's clothes

>>14423324
Her smile and optimism: gone

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>>14423324
Don't worry Yukari, you're still cute without it.

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>>14427139
Not if that picture is anything to go by.

Imagine having sex with hibernating yukari and having her wake up to being heavily pregnant

>>14427635
She just can remove the kid away.