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GET OVER HERE and fuck me.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/
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>>14316329
Is it time for Scorpions?
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I'm gonna take a Wendigo to a haunted house and buy her ice cream afterwards
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Maids are olev
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Miia
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first for shortstacks and oppai loli.
little girls with big breasts
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>>14316357
You got a pit going on or what?
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We ever done anything with Queen Slimes? Even Sea Slimes get occasional pity-mentions.
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>>14316335
Nope. It's time for slimes.
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>CISA got passed by the senate

Which monstergirl would protect me from the authorities?
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>>14316329
Don't make me get out the nerf bat again
;_;
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>>14316366
I always got my pit going on anon.
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>>14316370
CISA?
>>14316373
It's even more real because she's a snake and couldn't warm you up anyway!
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12th (?) for daughterus who want upsies!!!
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>>14316362
I prefer big girls with big breasts and big butts.
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>>14316377
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>>14316362
I empathise, it's the reason I like Jubjubs so much although it hinders their flight abilities.
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>>14316375
Please don't bully
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>>14316379
>>14316377
why are they so cute when mad? post more.
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>>14316379
Goddammit.
>>14316385
You can take it, you've got all that and my body pillow doesn't even have pictures on it.
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x is best girl
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Heard you talking shit about Spider Pussy Kingdom like I wouldn't find out.
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>>14316390
FUCK YOU FAGGOT

Y IS THE BEST GIRL AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT
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>>14316383
I want to meet a flat-chested intelligent Jubjub.
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>>14316395
>flat-chested intelligent Jubjub
Just get a normal Harpy.
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>>14316383
hah, nice. i'm the other Jubjub husbando.
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>>14316393
they're ok i guess
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>>14316396
No.
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>>14316398
Who dat on the left?
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>>14316403
arachne from smite
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>>14316401
But they want boys as well!
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>>14316383
I like it because it hinders their ability to fly. The image of a jubjub chasing after you, trying to fly only to lose her balance because of her huge tits is hilarious.
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>>14316379
>Just hatched
>Wants upsies
Needy little baby
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>>14316409
No, I want my flat chested smart Jubjub.

Or a large breasted smart Jubjub.
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>>14316419
Why not one of those cute crow tengus? I hear they're kind and smart, you would really like them.
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>>14316411
She could always attempt to run, although that'd be even more hilarious.
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Alright Anon, it's time for adventure!
Now, being the patrician that you are, you obviously won't be doing any fighting yourself. Instead, you'll enslave a small monstergirl and have her do your fighting for you!

We have a selection of basic starter monstergirls for you to choose from. Remember, these starters can change in many ways depending on what they're exposed to and what challenges they face. You can also force them to evolve into a more advanced subspecies by using the right kind of magic stone.

>lizard loli
>snek loli
>generic kemonomimi girl
>bug girl
>some kid of imp thing
>unidentifiable blob
>harpy chick
>a horse

Once you have your starter picked out go ahead and grab any 2 of these magic stones.

>hellstone
>firestone
>thunderstone
>lewdstone
>waterstone
>sunstone
>darkstone
>tentaclestone
>'ufufu' stone
>ass stone
>brownstone
>chibistone

Now that you've got your equipment, it's time to set out on adventure! Where will you head first?

>Umi Da!
>Lava level
>Elven woodland
>A farm in Nebraska
>Wonderland
>Demon realm
>Inner city
>The suburbs
>Join up with the Kurds to fight ISIS
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>>14316394
Y is only good for faggots who enjoy shitty fetish (A)
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>>14316397
My brother.
Although she'd be perfect if she were enhanced by Wighthood.
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>>14316426
I'm too old for them.
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>>14316471
There's plenty of older ones that would be happy to meet you.
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>>14316398
>ok

Ok...? OK?!

I'm going to show you and your pelvis who's "ok" little boy!
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>>14316437
So what happens if I give a girl more than one stone?
Can I just laze around and experiment with different stone combinations?
Kemonomimi + Hellstone + Lewdstone = Lewd Hellcats and Hellhounds?
Snake + "Ufufu" stone + Chibistone = Shortstack Tsuchinoko?
Any Girl + Darkstone + Sunstone + Lewdstone + Ass stone + Brownstone = ???

The possibilities for mad science are endless.
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>>14316476
I thought they liked younger men?
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>>14316483
They like the men they like.
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>>14316481
That's the idea, Anon.
Isn't science fun?
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anyone else following this? monstergirlisland com
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>>14316437
unidentifiable blob+hellstone+ufufu stone+elven woodland

I don't know what's going to happen but my body is ready
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>>14316495
Hellspawn slimegirl who twists and corrupts the woodlands into a garden of perversion wherever her slime touches.
Imagine if you melted a hellhound. The slime would be black, with a burning orange core and veins of rednss runing throughout her body.
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>Hey anon, want to go to the movies and watch Spectre with me?
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>>14316437
Harpy chick + darkstone + ass stone + Demon realm
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>>14316436
all that jiggling

>>14316411
she ends up with her ass sticking up in the air presenting herself
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>>14316516
How is she going to sit on the seats, though?
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>>14316411
She needs a magic user to augment her breasts with the power of flight.
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>>14316524
By sitting...
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>>14316490
Let's talk when the demo gets released and there isn't any futa/furry in it.
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>>14316523
Both are desirable scenarios.
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>>14316516
Sure. I was going to watch it anyhow
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>>14316516
>I mean I guess, I'd much rather stay at home and cuddle but I could be up for a movie.
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>>14316524
They got special seats for them.
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>>14316479
Spider pussy is bad.
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>>14316571
No. You are bad.
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>>14316437
Lizard Loli+ Ass stone x2 if you can double up

If not, ass x hell

Either way we are heading to the farm
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>>14316523
Would her ass jiggle too?
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>Have a Jubjub waifu
>They're not a species of sex addicts like the rumors say
>Even tho she still begs for "fun times" pretty much all day long
>She insists on doing all the house chores but she's so clumsy that I have to help her
>Sometimes she decides to wrap her fluffy wings around me and doesn't let go for until I give her attention
>Every other day we go to the park to do some sports
>She practices her flying by following me while I go jogging
>She has yet to manage to keep my pace for longer than 5 minutes
>We installed a very spacious bathtub, she loves to make large bubble bath and flap her wings around
>While I dry her off she chirps beautiful melodies
>Every time we watch something together she overreacts to any plot twist
>One time I had to console her for 2 hours after a sad movie
>When we go to bed I act as the big spoon and get to fall asleep head buried in her soft plumage

Jubjubs deserve love too!
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>>14316585
Jubjub in the clubclub with the wubwub.
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>>14316585
>a sad movie

What was the movie?
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>>14316523
>all that jiggling
Wonderful. There's nothing like watching a big pair of bare tits bouncing around, its why the cowgirl position is amazing with well endowed girls.
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>>14316367
No, because they take multiple husbands IIRC and we can't be having that in this thread.
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>>14316599

graveyard of the fireflies
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Don't mind me, just reposting my story upload from last thread while the joint is actually jumping for feedback.

A smile in the rain(Nureonago): http://pastebin.com/Z6pfBBFB

I could use some criticism about what to improve, if anyone is willing to spare the time.
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As much as I hate her for being a traitorous whore, Succubus Willmarina is one of the few examples of KC making the monsterized version of a woman hotter than her original self.
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>>14316585
the bathtub sounds fabulous.
there's also helping her get stuff from high places cause you don't want her on a step ladder cause she's clumsy. she'd be happy to use the step ladder finally tower over you and wiggle her ass in your face.
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>>14316627
She betrayed nobody.
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>>14316626
My only nitpick with this was that while it mentioned that the Nureonago had a nice ass, it didn't play any part in the smut portions.

Other than that, it was pretty good.
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>>14316627
That's a fucking lie and you know it.

Succubus Willmarina is fucking shit compared to the human version.
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>You will never be attacked by a crew of comical Shark Girl pirates.
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>>14316393
No one would get mad if I killed this one right?
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>>14316627
Her family and kingdom betrayed her long before she had the power thrust upon her to put her future in her own hands.

>>14316640
And of course she's sexier, you filthy puritan.
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>>14316437
Snekloli with hellstone, I want a fire gyarados I can fuck.
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>>14316626

I can't really think of anything deep or meaningful to give you in terms of criticism. I think it wasn't too lengthy or too short and it's nice to see more Nureonago stuff. Good job!
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>>14316638
Damn. I actually forgot about that while writing and it made it past editing. Well, that one's on me, I should have included that and may go back to expand on that later.


Have a magnificent lamia.
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>>14316647
Are the Team Rocket tier incompetent?
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>>14316627
Koyoi looks much better as a monster too.

Hell I don't even care that Willmarina is a "traitor" seeing how fucked up humans can be in MGE at times.
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>>14316669
I disagree. I think she looks better as a human.

Though the fluffy tails are an improvement.
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>>14316659
Shame that now all she is now is a dick crazed slut. Absolutely no personality.

Thanks Druella.
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>>14316437
Harpy chick
Firestone
Ass stone
(I've already got a lewd stone in my pants so I don't need one of those)
A farm in Nebraska
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>>14316664
Of course.

They would make me walk the plank, so that's what I would do, I'd walk to the end then walk back, telling them that I've walked the plank.

They'd spend a moment scratching their heads before ultimately agreeing with me.

Things like that.
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>>14316653
Depends on if you're from Bird Pussy Kingdom.

Also if you aren't terrified of retribution from her Ushi-Oni cousin.
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>>14316663
I'll take it.
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>>14316679
Awesome.
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>>14316679
>They make you walk the plank
>There's Shark Girl Pirates underneath it in the water
>Literally no point in making you walk the plank
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>>14316677
>implying

She had no personality before, she only had a personality around the MC which she suppressed. Confirmed for having not read her actual story.
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>>14316516
>hfw you show up with a girl and climb on her back before helping your date up
>ignoring her all night and noisily kissing the girl you brought
>hfw the ride back
>hfw you kiss her on the cheek, thanks her and wish her good night before shoving your tongue down the other girl's throat
>yfw you aren't dense and know exactly what you're doing

Blue ovarying monstergirls is the best.
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>>14316690
She had more of a personality before turning into a slut with wings.
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>>14316681
What snapped?
I ain't scared of no ushi.
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>>14316437
Lizard loli + lewdstone/sunstone

Let us train in Umi Da! whatever it is...
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>>14316679
>They give up and just throw in the brig.
>You can hear them above deck, breaking into the rum you were transporting.
>The entire night is filled with drunk Shark Pirate singing.
>One Pirate punches open a door and flops her way down to you.
>"Hey shcallywag... Hic!... You ever done it in a barrel of fish befo..."
>She passes out and collapses on top of you, snoring loudly.

Such are the dangers of the ocean.
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>>14316695

that strap on her breasts.
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>>14316695
Itty bitty bra
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>>14316627
He fucked up with merse and anyone who says otherwise is a homosexual bottom. That likes black men. And Turkish sex.

Francisca is shit either way and primera is meh
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>>14316691
>He thinks he's going to ride a Centaur
>He thinks he's going to have his GF ride along too

Good one anon, thanks for that I needed a chuckle today.
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>>14316711
>Posting a lesbo whore.
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>>14316694
Nah, she's better now.
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>>14316711
Go away horse Pussy ,only disgusting bestialityfag future alps like you.
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>>14316717
She's significantly worse.
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My waifu is a fucking angel.

An angel, damn it.
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>>14316727
You should read the new manga by the guys who did Death Note.

It has a very, very waifu-y Angel.
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>>14316727
go away less
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>>14316720
Anon you could have just said no to wanting to go to the movies with her.

You know, instead of being a bad person.
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>>14316726
I'm not seeing it m8, as a monstergirl she's perfect. But it's okay if that's not your stuff.
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>>14316727
Angels are nice, the first monster girl I fapped to was one.
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>>14316733
>saying no to a monstergirl is a perfectly kosher way to let her know she has no chance
First day here?
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>>14316727
I respect your opinion. I prefer valkyries myself, however.
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>>14316735

mine was Isis from Ragnarok online. probably.
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>>14316734
>as a monstergirl she's perfect
As a monster girl she only has sex on the mind, nothing else. As a human at least she had multiple other thoughts and wasn't a complete whore with no personality.

Monster girls are absolute trash for an actual relationship, they're only good for casual sex and that's it.
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>>14316735
PUFFY
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>>14316735
Always liked LadyDevimon more, but Angewomon's fantastic too.

So glad they finally made a figure of her, and so glad I ordered it.
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>>14316744
>things only weenies I care about
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>>14316735
Digimon had some pretty good monster girls.
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>>14316744
>As a human at least she had multiple other thoughts
Not really. As a human she was perfectly "Happy" to throw away all individuality and personal desires for the sake of being a "Hero" and doing what her family deemed as best for their place in high society. You can argue that she was brain-washed into being happy as a Monster Girl, but the fact remains she was being brainwashed as a human too. That was just more traditional, rather than magic.

>Monster girls are absolute trash for an actual relationship, they're only good for casual sex and that's it.
Oh. You're one of those sort.
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>>14316744
>Monster girls are absolute trash
Go away faggot, get banned again.
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>>14316735
>No Gatomon daughteru wondering when she's going to be a pretty angel like mommy
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>>14316749
>Only weenies care about wanting to have a relationship with a woman who has an actual personality instead of some dick loving whore.

Alright anon, if that's what you actually believe.
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>>14316738
I don't know, maybe she just wanted to see Spectre and all her friends were busy?

Maybe she had an extra ticket and her sister bailed at the last second?

Perhaps she just really wanted a ginormous thing of delicious theater popcorn to eat?

Monster Girls are still people anon...
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Don't reply to the faggot, he is a known shitposter. Just report and move on.
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>>14316759
I never thought about it like that, man fucking a digimon would be weird.

You knock up a 10/10 blonde chick with angel wings and your daughter is a cat
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>>14316744
>mfw this is exactly the kind of guy that doesn't get the girl
>ever
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>>14316767
Well first she's goo.
Then she's larger goo
Then I believe she is a hairless cat.
Then she is a Cat.
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>>14316744
Oh you.
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>>14316764
>monstergirls
>wanting male friends and only that
And Anna Nicole married for love.
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So Anon, turns out that they lady you told off for trying to steal your shoe is a gypsy.

Upon returning home you've found that your wife and darling daughteru(s) have swapped ages.

How does it break down and do you go gypsy hunting?
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>>14316771
Shh, go away.
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>>14316750
Indeed so. Shame the furries get most of the attention in fan art.
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>>14316750
can't wait for that new digimon game
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>>14316773
It's the truth anon.
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>>14316772
Hah.. Do I have to go after her?
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>>14316780
No you do not.
You just end up with daughters older than their mother
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For anyone that's commissioned artwork before.

What level of details do you have to provide the artist? Do you have to pay upfront? Should i go for sketches for my first commish?
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>>14316772
I doubt wither of them would be happy, o Gypsy hunting it is.
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>>14316773
I'm not that guy ,but an unmarried MG wanting to socially interact with a male with no intent to get the D...
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>>14316739
Not him, but I pretty much consider Angels and Valkyries to be pretty much the same thing. Because I love both equally.
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>>14316779
>>14316784
>>14316749
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>>14316772
Depends on howv they feel about it. As for me
>unzips dick
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>>14316777
Man Digimon sure changed since I was a kid.
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>>14316781
Cool.
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>>14316777
But I can play as a girl, I just can't.
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>>14316782
I usually get references for the thing I want. Sometimes I go so far as to ask for even the minutest of details for the poses.

>Oh, also, I want her to be in this pose (pic related,) with her also having her arm/hand doing X, Y, or Z. Maybe with so or so expression if you feel up to it

Something like that. Nothing TOO specific, but I definitely like adding extra pics for reference sometimes.
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>>14316798
I mean, I *can't play as a girl.
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>>14316782
>Level of detail need be provided?
Tends to vary from artist to artist. Some like you to get really in-depth. Some will, and even prefer, to work off of just a basic description. Basically you'll have some artists who you tell the general direction, and they'll make their way to the destination; and others you guide the whole way there. I find the former are usually cheaper with their prices, so if you don't mind the comparative lack of control, might be a good route to go. Of course, even then, if you have the chance to view them streaming your commission, or they send you back concept sketches, don't be afraid to get picky about things that you don't like, or want changed. It's your money, the resulting art should be just how you like.

>Payment?
Again, varies. Some artists like it all up-front, some'll do half-upfront, half-on-completion, some will do a proof-of-concept sketch then ask for payment.
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>>14316787
Yes?
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uncensored jiang shi when
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>>14316783
What are they?

>>14316788
Daughteru is wierded out and wife doesn't care, your her oniichan now
What are they?
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>>14316807
When you provide Butter-T with your bank account.
I wish he didn't resort to paywalling on Patreon. I really do.
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>>14316809
Nerdbirds. Waking each being radically different would be be annoying for them.
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>>14316810
>>14316807
Alternatively when the commissioner posts it. We got magma tits' NSFW version because the person behind it wasn't a faggot.
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>>14316768
Wait a second.
She has one of those sensitivity tattoos on her cheek.
That means that kissing her cheek would turn her into a jelly legged mess.
How lewd.
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>>14316809
>what are they?
Dicked.
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>>14316816
Gotta have somewhere to focus when making out.
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>>14316816
I don't think whatever you're planning with those tattoos is going to work well.
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>>14316800
>>14316803
domo arigato anons
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>>14316699
>TL note: 'Umi Da!' means 'The Beach(Sea)!'
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>>14316744
Stay banned next time, please
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>>14316826
How do you mean?
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>>14316830
>Lewd + Sun + Beach

This went better than expected
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>>14316833
Cry more.
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>>14316768
No dick left behind.
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>>14316772
I'm not much of a daughteru dicker but since tracking down a gypsy sounds like a pain, I'll make an exception

My daughteru harem and I will raise mommy tenderly until her body can handle rejoining the D club
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>>14316798
>>14316802
Too late you alp.
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>>14316834
As in they aren't sensitive enough to be a large hindrance and that they work on both people involved.
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>>14316837
Look who made it home from school! Everyone should know what to do with a post like this, no replies, only reports
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>>14316849
Yet you reply anyway.
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>>14316844
>daughteru harem
Este Negro lo entiende
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>>14316836
What does that make, a very horny surfer chick bronze dragon?
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>pinning down that Kitsune who's always teasing you from afar and raping her as she moans and her fluffy tails play against you face
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>>14316853
Not that guy but sometimes replying causes him to shitpost more which increases the chances of a vacation.

Still better to ignore, though.
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>>14316848
Dang. Maybe Druella has the right idea then.
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>>14316864
I think me sneezing constantly would kill my boner.

I suppose I'm stuck with scaly/slimy tails
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>>14316844
What are they all?
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>>14316782
I've read a few articles about commissions for magic the gathering cards, they focused on 4 things:
Location: a short line describing where the art takes places (what kind of background)
Action: less than a 100 words describing the most important aspects of the artwork
Focus: Yours is obviously going to be the MG so you can skip that one
Mood: What is the depicted character feeling

They also provided many references when there was a specific character involved. I don't think you can relate your request to the ones I've read but it's still some useful insight
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>>14316864
But that's what she wants.
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>>14316877
Well then, we already have something in common.
This relationship is off to a great start.
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>>14316868
I want to trace my fingers down Deruella's pleasure runes and watch her twitch.
Then cuddlefuck her virginity away.
I don't know why Deruella being such a loser makes me hard, but it does.
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>>14316880
Nope. I'm gonna tease her back.
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I want to hug a Wock.
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>>14316886
NO
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>>14316882
Competitive affection? I like it.
And no matter who gives in and loses, you both win in the end.

>>14316886
Would you kiss a wock's silk socks?
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>>14316880
>No kitsune girl to tease you by waving her ass around and loudly shouting about how she hopes some big strong human doesn't come along and rape her.
>She'll never get frustrated when you don't pick up on it and practically shove her ass in your face after a while.
>You'll never push her onto the bed and thrust into her while she squeals in glee.
>She'll never cuddle up to you afterwards and thank you for indulging in her fantasies while you pat her head.
It hurts.
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>>14316872
Well, their mom is an Echidna, so there's;
Echidna #2
Wurm
Hellhound
Kraken
Elf
Valkyrie
Vampire
Yeti
Kobold/Lizard twins
Mountain Troll
Dragon
Sandworm

This should be interesting
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I want to sexually FUCK a character from an unreleased western indie game that's unlikely to be funded and which I have no intent to support!!!
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I want to brush a Kejourou's hair. And grope her ass.
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>>14316896
That's a very specific fetish, Anon
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>>14316888
yes
>>14316889
only after she's evolved into loli Jabberwock
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>>14316889
>Competitive affection
All I can imagine is the guy and the monstergirl both trying to top so the other one doesn't have to do anything and they just keep rolling around until eventually they lose themselves in the pleasure and both of them are thrusting their hips while kissing deeply.
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>>14316899
>no art of a Kejourou using her hair to spread her plump asscheeks
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>>14316896
Go away Plague.

Good taste, though. That sort of character type is top tier.
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>>14316899
I want to grope Kejorou's hair and brush her ass
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>>14316893
>Echidna giving birth to mountain troll and sandworm
Poor girl. Good thing she got loli'd
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>>14316896
Man every time I see this game it feels like people are trying to guilt trip me into funding it even though I can't play it on anything I have at the moment and I've never played any of the games the company made (well maybe Skullgirls for five minutes but I gave up on that fast).
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>>14316905

Now I want that too.
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>>14316906
You're telling me you like girls with long, dark, and messy hair, circles under their eyes, large slightly droopy breasts (which probably have inverted nipples), and a nice, squeezable amount of chub? Is that what you're saying? You like big pale butts and wide hips mad for pushing out babies? Maybe you're partial to a bit of bush down their? Am I getting this right?
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>>14316909
>I can't play it on anything

what are you posting from then?

I honestly don't give a shit about the game, I just want to fuck Razmi, as I do Hex Maniac and all the girls like them.
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>>14316905

>no art of a Kejourou giving paizuri by using her hair to move her breasts around while she crosses her arms with an amused expression
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>>14316922
A really shitty computer.
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>>14316915
>>14316896
What do you call girls like this?
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>>14316915
Oh, gee, I don't know man. I think you're going to have to elaborate even further on each and every sordid detail about girls like her. The sort of things they'd do, the ways they'd react to certain advances being made on them.

>>14316936
Natural waifus.
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>>14316915
You had me until you said chub...
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>>14316418
I want upsies from my waifu.
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>>14316925
>no art of big beautiful Kejourou ass in spats
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>>14316936
Tired and plain, i.e. the best.
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>>14316949
Could she even lift you?
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>>14316915
That doujin was god-tier.

I think I heard tell of a sequel?
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>>14316955
My waifu is real beefy, bitch.
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>>14316948
I imagine it's just a bit of softness. Not Hathor "softness", but just genuinely not being skinny, without having much muscle definition.
I'm sure you're capable of imagining it better than I can describe it.
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>>14316952

>no art of a Kejourou daughteru clinging to their dad's back, wrapping their hair across his chest to help hang on to him
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>>14316960
I'm sorry, pls tell her i don't want any trouble.
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>>14316962
Yeah, I can work with that.
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>>14316609
No, they do not.
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>>14316948
Really this is too much for you? You don't want just a tiny bit of soft chub you can pinch as you take her from behind? No love handle to grab onto as you pound her? You don't want big, hanging breasts that are sensitive to the touch and cause her to yip and moan when rubbed? Or even soft, thick, alabaster thighs which you could lay your head on after a long day of work? Can you not handle that?

And just imagine if she was an MG too. Biting on her fuzzy ears causing her to fidget and struggle. Or perhaps playing with her tail, be it scaly or fluffy?or big furry paws perfect for cuddling you, do you think that'd make things worse? Honestly?
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Why are faggot cats such bullies?
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>>14316987
So... dangly. Torpedo tits a best.
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>>14316989
Because they hate how they're shit.
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>>14316987
What kind of monster girl would Hex maniac be?

I know one of them would be a Holst.
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>>14316987
There's no way I'd want to listen to my stinky big sister's big fat tits slap against each other and the couch while I pound her from behind, no way. A chubster like that would make me rock hard.
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>>14316989
Because they suck at flirting.
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>>14316989
They tease you because they love you. And they love it when you finally snap, throw them against the wall, and hate-fuck their big fat cat asses. All the while they have the smuggest lewd grin on their face as they try to laugh in between moans of pleasure.
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>>14316993
I think the better question is "Which KC monstergirl blatantly draws inspiration from Hex Maniac?"

The answer's kind of obvious.
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>>14317002
Naw. I'll just dump the stupid bitch.
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>>14316993
Will-o-Wisp. It's only logical.
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>>14316989
Someone else complete the trinity.
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>>14317002
What if a guy snaps and instead of hate-fucking her like she wants. The guy beats her smug face in?
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>>14317005
Man I really like the Wisp's design
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>>14317002
I'd tell her to leave me alone, not hate-fuck her.

Then I'd do my best to just ignore her. There's nothing more an attention whore hates than the cold shoulder.
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>>14317002
What if instead you collapse to the ground and sob your eyes out. Hypothetically asking for a friend.
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>>14316609
They don't. The Queen Slime and her divisions all attend to a single man.
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>>14317005
Remember, a Wisp is forever!
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>>14317002
Shut up Vanessa, before you get knocked down a few more IQ points.
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>>14317012
Like what? A Yeti with 'you deserve hugs'?
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>>14317012
Everyone deserves hugs
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>>14317002
>You'll never fuck a Cheshire Cat doggystyle and watch her fat cat ass jiggle.
>You'll never flip her over, pin her down and fuck her in the missionary position while watching her fat cat tits bounce up and down with every thrust.
>You'll never hear her moan as you nibble one of her ears and cum inside her again and again.
>You'll never cuddle with Cheshire and hear her purr through her smug sleeping grin.
>She'll never wake you up with a blowjob that goes unfinished and then seductively beckon you as she walks to the shower.
Fuck.
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>>14317024
She'd hug you while repeatedly apologizing and then offer to be your friend with benefits.
And she'd tone down the bullying to lewd teasing.
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>Giving 3D reactions to monsters
You people are no fun
>>14317015
She'd probably hate you forever, and go from teasing to being actively malicious.
>>14317019
She's just going to try harder. Ignoring someone who craves attention will just make them try harder. She'll probably end up just raping you eventually.
>>14317024
Probably break down, apologize, and become all lovey-dovey. She'll still rib you, but be a bit nicer about it.
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>>14317015
Then you become the edge.
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>>14317054
>and go from teasing to being actively malicious.
But she'd deserve it.
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>>14317005
Could a Wisp alter her lampshade to resemble metallic wings?
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>>14317054
What If I get a restraining order and date another girl?
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>>14316694
She didn't have a personality before the transformation either.
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>>14317038
KC better do something like this when he does that hmanga.
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>>14317054
>end up raping you eventually.
Bah, I walked right into that one. I'd probably end up breaking down like >>14317024
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>>14316993
Wisp and Lich
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>>14317054
What if I act like an extremely oblivious MC of harem anime to her advancements?
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>>14317058
Everything about her can be altered as she sees fit.
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>>14317038
>Leaving the job half-done
Fuck that. She better get back in there and finish it if she wants anything else.
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>>14317002
What if instead of snapping I just counter-troll until she snaps?
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>>14317077
Anon did you not notice the beckon?
She's gonna finish the job in the shower.
Multiple times.
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>>14317076
Wicked.
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>>14317079
She'd welcome the challenge with open arms.
Also with a moist vagina.
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>>14317030
I never really thought about it before, but I guess you could think of the Will-o-the-Wisp as the Yang to a Phoenix's Yin.

They both persist for eternity. The Phoenix through reincarnation, and the Wisp as a spirit.
They both bestow that power upon their loved ones, wherever it's reincarnating with them, or taking their soul and staying with it forever.
They both have a fire theme going on. Phoenix is red, and Wisp is blue.
The Phoenix has nonhuman arms, whereas the Wisp has nonhuman Legs.
They have relatable imagery and symbolism. The Phoenix is a bird, able to fly free, but the Wisp is contained within a cage.

Interesting to think about.
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>>14317079
>Troll war with a Cheshire
Anon, you just made her the happiest girl on the planet.
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>>14316987
>>14316915
>>14316896
I just want to cuddle a soft, squishy CC MG on a cold say.
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>>14317079
>MG challenging me to a shitposting contest
THIS IS IT
THIS IS MY MOMENT
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>>14317094

ALL YOUR YEARS ON 4CHAN WILL NOT HAVE GONE TO WASTE
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>>14317094
>>14317099
Aw shit am I hearing a theme music power up?
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>>14317079
You've got some kind of death wish anon?
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>>14317103
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1443827864999.webm
I AM AWAITED
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>tfw no Cheshire Cat bully with mixed feelings for you.
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>>14317113
Holy shit.
Maybe I should watch that movie.
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>>14317114
Good.
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>>14317113
Needs to be more shitposty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4G8IlNYgws
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>>14317094
Indeed, she has no idea what she's in for...
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>>14317118
Do it now.
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>>14317113
Still some of the best effects work I've seen in a movie in a long time.
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>>14317114
>possessive bully
This pleases the anon.
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>>14317114
Good god. What an awful thing she is.
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>>14317114
That Cheshire is getting her throat kicked in.
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>>14317110
Yes. It involves shapely feline posterior.
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>>14317114
Why would anyone find this arousing?
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>>14317140
I have no idea.
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>>14316812
>The person behind Magma-Tits
>Not a faggot

Top kek.
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>>14316987
care to share a link?

for reasons.
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>>14317132
>>14317134
>>14317140
Glad to see some people have taste.
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>>14317135
>A Cheshire will never snap and pin you down before wildly riding your dick and shoving her tongue into your mouth.
>She'll never refuse to slow down even after you cum inside her, moaning out for more after every shot.
>The two to you will never pass out from exhaustion in each other's arms.
>She'll never be incredibly embarrassed in the morning and think that you hate her.
>You'll never kiss her on the cheek to assure her that you don't.
>You'll never calm down your morning wood by cuddlefucking a Cheshire.
Fucking damn it. I want that fat Cheshire ass!
Preferably alongside a fat Hellhound ass, a fat Manticore ass, and a fat Kakuen ass.
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>>14317140
Some people enjoy Yandere Bullies.
These people are weird.
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>>14317152
God damn you have some shit fantasies.
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>>14317152
Fat bottomed MGs make the rockin' world go round.
>>
>Undead Incubus
>Have a Ghoul waifu
>Love to prank people by pretending to be dead
>Tell your parents you've finally settled down and invite them to visit
>They show up, door is slightly ajar
>Blood everywhere
>You and your waifu are lying there unmoving, unresponsive
>They freak out
>No pulse or breathing from either of you
>They're crying and fumbling with the phone
>Spring up before they dial 911
>They have heart attacks
Whoops.
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>>14317159
I know what I like anon. And what I like is smug girls with fat asses.

>>14317162
You're damn right anon.
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>>14317163
It's an Unlife for everyone!
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>>14317125
I thought the days of a hundred real vehicles in one shot and hundreds of extras were dead, but there it is. It's a fantastic feeling.
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>>14317157
I'm sorry anon, but I refuse to believe anyone here is that much of a beta fuck.
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>>14317175
Yandere fans are WEIRD anon.
I used to catch shit for calling Yandere worse than every other dere.
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>>14317163
You're a horrible person and I'm glad you will never breed.
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>>14317159
Shut up saltman.
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>>14317157
I like yandere bullies.
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>>14317177
That's not a yandere though, that's just a psychopathic bully who deserves to be lynched.
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>>14317171
It's the curse of the green screen. It makes things easier, so now it replaces everything. People have forgotten the weight and impact that real bodies and physical objects adds to a scene.
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>>14317092
I want to cuddle with an MG that gives full body hugs, whether it's warming up a lamia, or taking a loving bath with a slime.
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>>14317180
>Muh saltman
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>>14316858
Either that, or chain mail bikinis that won't be swept under the rug.
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>>14317114
There's two ways I can see Cheshire Cat's.
One as the teasing and pranking cat who just wants you to fuck her already and doesn't mind being lovey dovey.

And then there's the malicious Cheshire Cat who has only one goal. Turning you as insane as she is and making sure she is the only other person in the world for you.

Sort of yandere really, with an extra dose of yan and insanity.

I prefer the former though. The latter feels oddly realistic for some reason.
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>>14317191
Yes, stay quiet please.
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>>14317125
>>14317186
>TFW Immortan Joe's vehicle was named the Gigahorse
>TFW they literally gave it a thousand Horsepower and frankenwelded the shit out of it
>TFW I am awaited in Valhalla
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>>14317198
No thanks, I don't take orders from shit taste faggots.
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>>14316881
>Druella being a virgin
>Druella being such a loser
The memes! I don't really mind them.
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>>14317134
Why do I always find these comments so cringe?
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>>14317180
>>14317198
>boogeymanning
Anon, you can do better than that.
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>>14317186
I like how the new Star Wars film is using practical effects like that BB-8 Droid among many others.
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>>14317205
Because they are cringeworthy.
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>>14317201
All the vehicles were totally real and functional which was the best.

Twin V8's mounted in tandem like a tractor pull contestant? Fuck yes they're real and both dumping hundreds of horsepower and into the drive train at the same time!
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>>14317205
Because you can't understand why someone would want to stand up for himself.
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>>14317201
Imagine what it would've been like behind the wheel of that monster.

>>14317204
I don't mind the whole "Deruella is a husbandless loser" thing because it actually makes Deruella better.
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>>14317207
Too bad it's still being made by a "muh diversity" jew...
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>>14317203
Shut up saltman.
>>14317206
Not really.
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>>14317207
Me too. That was a major weakness of the prequels. Everything looked way too squeaky clean to be in star wars, even the places that were supposed to be dirty. Not that more practical effects would have saved that garbage. But at least the toys for the kids might have been cooler.
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>>14317215
I'd love to meet the guy that drove the Doof Wagon. Or the guitarist who was insane enough to be strapped into that monstrosity. Has to be a hell of a rush being bungee tied to an entire sound stage on wheels thundering along at 80 mph
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>>14317211
I see.
>>14317214
Everytime I read smething like that I feel 13 again.
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>>14317221
Or you could kill yourself, that's an option.
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>>14317227
That sounds like a personal problem.
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>>14317211
I don't find them half as bad as some of the uber-sub comments, but maybe that's just me.
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>>14317226
There's an interview floating around where the Doof Warrior's actor says that his guitar wasn't that great, but it actually spewed flames.
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>>14317195
More auntie Cheshire when?
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I dunno how to stop being a procstinating shitlord and do stuff
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>>14317215
No it doesn't.
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>>14317228
Becareful there, you could be banned again saltman.
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>>14317245
I am jealous with jealousy that he got to mess around with a guitar flamethrower.
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>>14317252
It makes her leagues better than "Generic rapist"
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>>14317259
So it makes her better than almost every other monster girl?
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>>14317235
It reminds me of this pic.
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>>14317215
>it actually makes Deruella better
I disagree, but that's a matter of taste.
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>>14317256
Apparently the whammy bar controlled the flamethrower bit.
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>>14317245
You can always tell a proper flamethrower by the way it drips and arcs because it's burning liquid fuel. They always mess it up in CGI because they base it on the old propane prop flamethrowers. Flamethrower guitar was 100% real flamethrower.
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>>14317262
Sounds like a personal problem.
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>>14317261
Don't get too ahead of yourself, shitposter.
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>>14317087
Are you telling me that to reach equilibrium in eternity I must marry both a Phoenix and a Wisp?

It's definitely interesting despite most likely being a mere coincidence
Phoenix goes through an ever changing cycle of life, death and rebirth
Wisp stays in the same undead state forever
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>>14317267
From the other guy? Sure, I believe so.
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>>14317275
God damn you are one unlikable piece of shit aren't you?
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>>14317262
What would you do if your MG daughteru went through a goth phase?
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>>14317279
Why so upset?
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>>14317263
I just like the idea of Deruella talking a big game, but not actually being able to back it up.
All that sexual frustration and loneliness probably makes her absolutely ferocious in bed though. If she makes anyone her husband he'll have to deal with all her pent up needs.
Just imagine her losing her virginity and then riding her husband until she's ahegoing and bouncing up and down on him.
Kinda like pic related, just replace the elf with Deruella.
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>>14317282
Give her lots of hugs and watch together some old disney movies. Really old disney movies.
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>>14317259
Turning her into a moeblob? Not really. Not for me, at least.
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>>14317286
Sounds like she is such a clingy girlfriend and I love it.
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>>14317293
Who said anything about her being a Moeblob?
I was thinking of more of a "Goddamn it, why can everyone but me get a husband?" kind of girl who cries herself to sleep at night while hugging a paladin daki and swearing she'll get a cute husband some day.
And when that day comes, he'll face years of sexual frustration being taken out on him.
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>>14317286
I have no doubt that Deruella could back up her talk, but she suffers the problem of being too powerful. She's become this unapproachable force that nobody feels they can match up to, so she's alienated. But she has to keep up appearances in public for the sake of maintaining her rule. In private she's... not exactly kind or nice, but melancholic. Bored and lonely of having nothing but servants and cum pump slaves, just kind of numb to the world in general. Anyone who actually tries to develop a relationship would probably have to deal with her heavy-handed attitude and excessive raping until she slowly breaks down and becomes more genuine.
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>>14317289
>You are far too mopey lately young lady. That's why we're watching Kidnapped, Dragonslayer, Return to OZ and Old Yeller!
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>>14317282
>MG daughter goes trough a goth phase
>Let her have fun for a month
>She's still into it
>Call one of our friend's friend
>It's a mean-looking Hellhound
>She opens a gate to hell
>Convince my daughter to go inside of it
>The Hellhound follows her for safety measures
>Hours later
>Daughter comes back and burns all her goth stuff

Gotta be strict with them kids
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Do Jackalope Girls exist? Or were they just a hoax like the Loch Ness Monster Girl?
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>>14317205
Because they're super fucking cringe worthy.
They make you imagine an extremely fat neckbeard who hasn't left his room in years, yelling at the computer screen and spraying food chunks all over it.
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I want to spank a Minotaur's big muscular ass after she got her horns stuck in a wall after she tried to charge at me.
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>>14317315
I want to show my March Hare family, in laws included, Watership Down.
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>>14317302
She's the kind of girl who would wrap you up in her wings if any girl so much as looked at you.
She'd use her magic to make sure you can fuck her for hours on end, and cling you close while riding you.
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>>14317242
They're both pretty bad
Opposite sides of the same coin
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>>14317320
Someone's upset.
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>>14317303
I imagine sex with a lilim would be glorious, imagine her using magic to make love to you in the 11 spacial dimensions simultaneously.
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>>14317316
Nothing wrong with a bit of black clothing and hair dye. It's only when she starts with the candles, emo poetry, and keeping way too many blades around that you should be concerned.

Unless your daughter's a Lich. In that case, she's just starting to get serious about her rituals.
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>>14317279
I'd say you're pretty unlikable yourself, what with your anger issues.
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>>14317323
You realize she'll get free eventually, and she won't forget how you went to town on her gigantic, but firm, Minotaur rump.
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>>14317333
Foreplay alone probably takes several hours.
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>>14317333
That sounds like the best way to lose your mind

Kudos to anyone that can stay sane after a night with a Lilim
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>>14317340
They probably give the best post-sex cuddles though.
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>>14317332
Is it you?
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>>14317334
It may just be to get some boy's attention.

Or she has feelings for a boy and the goth stuff is just her way of suppressing them because she's scared.
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>>14317338
Yeah probably, but I'd be long gone.
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>>14317332
I suppose I am upset a little. It's like one of the guys in my pen and paper group has been letting his obnoxiously emo junior high age brother tag along for the past few months.
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>>14317334
Candles are nice and create a lovely ambiance. Blades can have a variety of unique and admirable traits about them; they can be a real work of art.
Emo poetry though? Yeah, that's a problem.
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>>14317319
>Do Jackalope Girls exist?
Mamonomana could probably make them exist.
Otherwise they're just Wererabbits wearing fake antlers.
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>>14317346
A reward fit for the bravest of heroes
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>>14317351
It sounds like the real problem is you.
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>>14317320
Sounds like projection to me.
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>>14317319
Of course they do. I'll sell you one for about $3.50
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>>14317339
Yes, that's the stuff, along with tender slow sex while looking in each others' eyes.
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>>14317320
Would an MG even love a fat neckbeard?
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>>14317366
Of course not anon, they're just human woman with extra bits slapped on.
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>>14317366
Well, if he doesn't alp/still hasn't killed anyone, probably.
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>>14317366
devil bugs
beelzebub
kikis, the poor things
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>>14317373
>>14317375
I don't know, even Monsters must have standards.
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http://strawpoll.me/5931073

Well /mgg/?
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>>14317351
"that guy" is always kinda edgy, right?
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>>14317376
>kikis, the poor things

Nah their profile specifies "working men". No NEETS for them.
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What kind of monstergirl is Poplar from Working?
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>>14317366
>>14317373
>>14317377
They can turn them into a Brad Pitt/whatever hot boy girls get wet for now if they want, so yes.
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>>14317366
Unless he's an utter lardass hiki with only weeb interests, I'm sure there's something that can be seen as attractive to a girl.
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>>14317380
Oh, really? I should probably read it.
Thread gave me the impression they liked fixing neets.
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>>14317366
Plenty of MGs would go for fat neckbeards
You have Devil Bug, Beelzebulb, Akaname and even Giant Slug!

More seriously, it depends on people's headcannon, but I don't believe an MG would stray away from a man no matter the reason, except the most extreme cases
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>>14317377
Which is why they wouldn't even think about them.

Monster girls would only go after the same men human girls go after.
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>>14317366
>A man?
>And I don't have to pay a dowry?
>And I don't have to share him?
>He's all mine?
>JACKPOT!
>So what if he's a fixer-upper.
>I'll fuck him into shape soon enough.
>Those harem bitches are going to be soooooooo jealous.
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>>14316993
>Wisp
>Lich
>Apophis
>Kejourou
>Holst
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>>14317379
It's how he expresses his impotent rage at people not liking what he likes/liking what he doesn't.
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>>14317366
>>14317373
>>14317377
>>14317392
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>>14317380
Not if you read the whole profile, they still can't help themselves if they find someone helpless and do their best to turn him around.
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>>14317388
>Plenty of MGs would go for fat neckbeards
No they wouldn't.
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>>14317333
Now I'm just reminded of the conversation a few threads back about quantum physics and particle vibrations across up to a dozen spatial dimensions.

After doing some reading into it, you start to realise that Lovecraft was just chipping at the tip of the iceburg. Beings from deep space that defy Euclidean geometry?
Try perceiving every individual particle in the universe as a series of localised vibrations across a range of associated particle "fields" that span all of creation.

It's pretty neat. Fun to learn, too.
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>>14317394
Your image makes me question the intent of your otherwise straightforward post
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>>14317400
Shhh, don't ruin it for them.
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>>14317384
>>14317386
Good points.
>>14317388
I don't know. I mean they'd probably need to have a nice personality.
>>14317398
Shut up Rin.
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>>14317398
We know, just ignore it. He's trying hard today.
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>>14317403
Going by his filename, I don't think that's the same Tewiposter we all know and love(loathe).
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>>14317405
Somebody has to say the truth anon, not a single monster girl would go after anyone here.

They'd go after the normal and well adjusted men of society.
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>>14317377
Individually yes, they must have some standards, but generally it's just "no love for evil people or married in some cases", all others are okay.
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>>14317401
It makes universes that don't operate on the same principles pretty much impossible to interact with though. So it's kind of a moot point.
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>>14317408
>they'd probably need to have a nice personality
That's gotta be the biggest issue, since momonomana makes the body not matter.
All the actual neckbeards I've met have been cunts.
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>You will never eat a Raging Mushroom and furiously discharge your jizzooka at the nearest MG passerby
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>>14317401
Sounds fantastic. I want to put my penis in it.
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>>14317412
Are you meaning to tell me that if they'd shave, shower and lift a little every now and then, things wouldn't be so bad for them?

Hubris anon, absolute hubris!
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>>14317414
Understandable. Still, it's a wonder to comprehend.
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>>14317416
Muhmanobama alters the mind too bro. In KC land the basic rule for a monster husbanding a man is that he doesn't run away screaming from her, or at least that she can catch him when he does.
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>>14317401
>Dumb Wurm hears a lecture about quantum physics
>Gets curious about all the big words she can't understand
>Starts reading on her own
>Turns out to be an idiot-savant at the stuff
>Completely re-writes the known laws of physics with her breakthroughs
>All of her methods and dissertations have to be dictated, though, because her writing is in crayon and utterly illegible
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>>14317416
I think if you're an absolute cunt MGs won't touch you.
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>>14317426
Nah, they should just kill themselves.

Even if they tried to fix themselves they still wouldn't be loved by anything.
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>>14317439
More edge than a kejourou's razor hair. I'm impressed.
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>>14317439
I have to admit, your solution is way faster than mine.
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>>14317401
>You are not like other carbon based lifeforms, Anon
>You freely choose to shamble around in that disgusting meat sack of an existence instead of transcending into true enlightenment
>But I can feel the ripples across time and space leading me to you
>Perhaps this is destiny, kismet?
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>>14317444
Just report the faggot, he is doing the same shit again. Probably samefagging too.
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>>14317444
More edge than a golem made of bismuth
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>>14317418
I want to feed an Alice a raging mushroom
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>>14317444
More edge than the edge of the universe
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>>14317454
The mental gymnastics you people go through is amazing.
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>>14317464
Yeah, let's go with this. If nothing else it should be entertaining.
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>>14317459
Fuck you edgier than bismuth is my schtick.
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>>14317466
>dindu nuffin
Shh.
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>>14317466
You really like that phrase, shitposter anon.
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>>14317466
>he said something I don't like? Probably saltguy who's also sammefagging
>Also bait, I guess
You know how this dance goes.
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I want to make a Hellhound my bitch.
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>>14317480
Well, do it then.
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>>14317412
>>14317426
>>14317439
>lel u r all neckbeards nobody would luv u
I don't know if bait, projection or just plain pathetic.
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>>14317444
When it comes to bullying far far past the line is it too sneak sticky bubblegum into a kejourou's comb?
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>>14317468
I've always found it ironic that the edgiest of all metals also comes in a natural rainbow flavor
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>>14317480
Too bad, you will be her bitch.
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>>14317480
Sure, anon.
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>>14317491
Or maybe it's neither of those and you should chill out.
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>>14317491
It's a very stale bait, Anon.
Don't give it a pity nibble.
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>>14317480
She's female and a canine, all you need to do is to waifu her and your done.
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>>14317497
But she's not real, and I can do whatever I want with her because she's just masturbation fuel.
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>>14317497
That's a rather rusty hook you're using.
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>>14317497
But Anon, she's a switch

Any replies must rhyme.
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>>14317480
You are too much of a weak little boy to do something like that, anon.
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>>14317494
It's not normally so colorful. The spectrum depends on the conditions under which it was grown. I've never managed to get anything but blue and purple when growing them myself.
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>>14317509
Just treat each other with love, and your relationship will take off without a hitch.
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>>14317493

you could do worse but she wouldn't appreciate that regardless.
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>>14317504
If she were real, you would be her bitch.
>>14317506
>>14317509
I'm just messing with the faggot.
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>>14317383
Ushi-Oni.
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>>14317513
I can do whatever I want anon. MGE allows you to have whatever you want however you want.

So if I want a submissive Hellhound, Ogre, Oni, Minotuar, etc I can have one without having to do anything.

>>14317518
No I wouldn't.
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>>14317480
>>14317503
>Anon goes up to a Hellhound
>"I'm gonna make you my bitch!"
>Her eye flames burst with joy
>She jumps at him and hugs him while giving him plenty of kisses
>After a minute of snuggling she drags him to the nearest Ero Church
>They get married and live happily ever after
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>>14317520
Somebody call the minotaurs, real salt is back.
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>>14317518
So you're just shitposting to start an argument? Good to know.
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>>14317523
Go away commercial anon.
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>>14317525
Eh, maybe he is banned like the other day.
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>>14317523
You guys can't go an hour with your boogeyman, can you?
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>>14317525
He's not the one that started though.
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>>14317521
Cute.
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>>14317518
Ironic shitposting is just shitposting.
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Here Anon, take this!
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>>14317528
>*without
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>>14317529
Yeah he is, all that one anon did was state what he wanted to do with a Hellhound.
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>>14317533
No, now is shitposting time.
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>>14317520
Just accept that you wouldn't be able to do jack shit against a monstergirl. They will give you headpats.
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>>14317533
>yuri
Leave.
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>>14317535
And he totally didn't want shitposting to happen. when we were in the middle of shitposting. Yes, ok.
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>>14317539
This is bait, don't fall for it.
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I want to be held and loved by a sandworm. I'd do anything for that feeling.
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>>14317539
No thanks, I can do whatever I want with a monster girl and there is nothing you can do to stop me from thinking that.
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>>14317533
The way their hips connect to their torsos seems a little off. The distinct lines make them look like doll joints.

Either way, I would give one of my limbs if it meant being sandwiched between them on a regular basis.
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>>14317542
You're a little paranoid anon, I think you should calm down and stop acting like a faggot.

All he did was talk about what he wanted to do with a monster girl.
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>>14317545
I want that but with a dragon.
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>>14317540
>T-they're touching e-each other, noooo stop it

O I am laffin
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>>14317533
But I have this.
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>>14317540
What yuri?

>>14317548
I'm not sure if you're being dumb on purpose.
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>>14317545

sandworms are pretty cute.
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>>14317546
>>14317548
Anon pls, those are just silly fantasies.
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>>14317550
Nice shitpost Saltfag.
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>>14317553
My tall, strong wolfgirls could beat your fat, lazy catgirl.
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>>14317557
Same to you qt
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>>14317559
That is homosexual anon, don't do that.
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>>14317562
Can't stop me ;)
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>>14317520
Autism.
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>>14317575
How is it autism to enjoy what you like?
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>>14317575
Shitposting.
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>>14317540
>enticing the viewer
>yuri
Don't be like that, shit like this is why we can't have mff threesome anymore.
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>>14317582
But we can still have that.
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>>14317582
MFF is yuri bait. Go away.
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>>14317509
Stuck guarding Hades, she's got a thousand year itch
Sweet juices shine, on skin as black as pitch
Trickling, dripping, drooling, down thighs that do bewitch
Follow with our tongue, cross valleys flowing rich
Into lips' trembling gloom
and womb we much enrich
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>>14317547
Next level vagina bones.
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>>14317582
Just ignore faggots like >>14317584
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I've never seen so much falseflagging. There's like double and even triple falseflagging going on right now. It's like I took a trip to Falseflags Over Texas.
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>>14317583
I'm sure you know what I meant.

>>14317584
>you know what I don't care anymore.jpg
It's only yuri when the 'but they should love each other' fags show up
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>>14317578
>>14317579
Oh, shut up, you won't pull me into your autistic ramblings.
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>>14317594
???
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>>14317594
Keep shitposting pal, it amuses me.
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>>14317593
>but they should love each other' fags
Which is all of the time now, so thanks to them MFF is lumped in with yuri shit.
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>>14317593
>'but they should love each other'

Well they should like each other. I don't want to be caught in some weird rivalry shit when I'm trying to have a good time.
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>>14317596
Yes, I don't care.
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>>14317586
I want to eat that burger.
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>>14317586
>Awawawawa
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>>14317597
Gay.
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>>14317600
What?
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I am sure that at this point no one gives a shit and that's why they keep replying. Have we gone zen? We accept that shitposting is eternal and we just weather the salt.
>If you know you are being trolled and reply, are you really being trolled?
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>>14317591
I don't even know who to report any more. This thread is going down in flames, Im going inna woods
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>>14317546
You are weak. Weak like a little girl.
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>>14317586
Yeti is enjoying that inferno burger way too much
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>>14317613
Sure anon, whatever helps you sleep at night.
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>>14317591
>It's like I took a trip to Falseflags Over Texas.
I chuckled.
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So, where is the kiki janitor with that broom?
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>>14317611
If the "Nuh uh, you can't have X" faggots could fuck off, that would improve the thread.
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>>14317619
Oh, you are not mad anymore? Now we can start with the thread again.
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>>14317598
It's like two guys who push that. So long as remember yiri is shit, we'll be fine. MFF shouldn't suffer because o some lilifags. I mean, I'm a haremfag, if my girls are ever touching each other it would be to entertain me. But that's stupid.
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I wonder if implementing posting IDs would help.
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>>14317626
But you can't have that.
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>>14317604
I want to help a loli grizzly bulk for winter.
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>>14317630
Probably but it won't happen so no need to think about it
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>>14317629
Anon it's not going to happen. MFF can no longer be posted anymore without yurifags shitting up the place. Same with harems and the like.

I blame /a/ and /u/
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>>14317545
Sandworms definitely have their charm

Stay nice and comfy inside of her while she travels across deserts
She assumes a more humanoid form to accompany me in visiting towns
Alternate between sleeping inside of her and on a bed with her human form
Use magic to have television, internet and many other things inside her
Watch a romantic movie on our way to a new country
Having a child together and homeschooling her
Seeing her grow up to be as large as her mother

I don't know why I find the idea of living inside a Sandworm so attractive
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>>14317626
It's a double edged sword anon, sure it bothers one when it something one likes that gets shitposted because of it's possible relation to something else, but it's those same rage filled people who keep the really shitty stuff out with their salt.
I accept it.jpg
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>>14317630
Just for these threads? Overall, there isn't that much people in /jp/.
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>>14317586
>steaming Wendigo
She's her own fire alarm
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>>14317630
Holy shit I want to do lewd things with that Fox.
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>>14317634
>you can't have that
Fuck you shitposter.
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>>14317636
I suppose that's also true.

Man, fuck your street sign capthca google.
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>>14317630
Unf why is she so perfect. I want to be spoiled rotten by that fox.
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>>14317639
I wish the artist didn't sameface so much
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>>14317553
i want to make her my Familiar
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>>14317637
It's board wide, isn't it? It's not like something we can implement ourselves, and us asking would just piss off the rest of /jp/. Understandably too, since we're transplants.
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>>14317634
>I blame /a/
Nah I'm from /a/ and I dislike yuri, fuck off.
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>>14317651
Ask hiro to make it site wide, tell him it will earn him more advertiser shekels or something
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>>14317651
I'm wating for the day I see hiro posting in this board, he needs to come here at some point. Then you could ask him.
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>>14317634
>Be yurifag
>Like and have plans for both yuri and MF and MFF stuff
You're silly.
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It got quiet all the sudden, did they get bored?
Is it safe to come out?
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>We moved towards the city, steadfast in our holy cause and beheld such a fortress
>And on every hand there was a great plane of woe
>Bitter tombs were scattered all over, made to glow hotter than iron need be for any craft
>And such dire laments that issued forth from within
>Coming from only those who are truly wretched, and forever lost!
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>>14317665
Pardon?
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>>14317662
Well, why don't you stay here with us.
>>14317663
I'm always with you anon.
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>>14317665
Oi metalhead, hows about you speak like wot a normal person talks, eh? None of that fairy poetry of yours!
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>>14317671
Always?
Like, always always?
Shit, this is going to get awkward.
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>>14317665
Fix your tenses tinman.
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>>14317663
The Shoggoths have been successfully removed, it is safe
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>>14317671
>Allowing yurifags
Disgusting.
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>>14317663
It's the same ban-evading faggot who shows up at around this time every day. He plays both sides of the argument (yuri in this instance), gets banned, then strawmans to say it's (dis)allowed. You want to know why certain people are locked behind a range ban? This is why.
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>>14317650
But her hands are small and dainty.
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>>14317669
>>14317672
I WILL RECLAIM MY RIGHTFUL PLACE IN PARADISE

MY WAY WILL BE PAVED WITH THE SINS OF MAN, AND YOURS, ANON

WILL BE THE BEDROCK OF MY RETURN

AND ALL THAT IS 'GOOD' IN THE UNIVERSE SHALL BE GONE

FOREVER
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>>14317687
>It's all one guy!
baka desu senpai
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>>14317676
It's not awkward, it's friendship.
>>14317682
Eh, we can always ask him nicely to leave if he gets too annoying.
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>>14317690
She's cute. Would headpat.
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>>14317691
...Do I get angel pussy out of this?
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>>14317680
You can never be sure with Shoggoths that accordion might be a part of her

I say all that we all get naked with the Kikis and go in an empty room, that's the only way to be certain the Shoggoths have been removed
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>>14317687
Wait, are we fighting about yuri?
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>>14317698
>the kikis are a shog in disguise
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>>14317680
Nope. I've been wearing my wife as clothes the entire time, filling her with my seed even as I go about my day. Not giving that up, even for a Kiki
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>>14317702
Sure
Which color do you want?
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>>14317704
How disgusting
I like you
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>>14317702
No, we're fighting about skub.

>2015
>still being anti-skub

I seriously hope you guys are better than that.
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>>14317713
Yurifag leave and never come back.
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>>14317713
That holst must have a pretty powerful tail if she can violate a troll like that. Just imagine the muscle density. And even with the limp tuft of fur on the end, too. That's a feat.
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>>14317722
Not a yurifag though.
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>>14317665
>We marched 'er toward the city, steadfast in holy cause
>And lo, o'er horizon, faithful eyes lay upon such a fortress as n'er beheld by mortal men
>Everywhere, tombs were scatted upon the doleful plains that spilled upon its base, red and hot as unquenched steel
>Unceasingly did woeful laments cry forth from their hearths
>Voices of the wretched and forever lost

FTFY
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>>14317713
I want no part in this nonsense, but I can't let that slide. That was terrible and I would rather you not do it again.
>>
http://a.pomf.cat/yxwmyi.png
More waifu.
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>>14317731
Cow tails are really strong.
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>>14317713
Well, yeah that's kinda hot. Just a bit.
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>>14317732
Sure you aren't, Faggot.
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>>14317737
Can't let what slide? What's wrong with it?
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>>14317704
>Wearing your waifu as clothes and having sex with her all day long
>You can't keep yourself from having a wide smile during a bad work conversation
>Everyone applauds your optimism and positive energy
>One guys asks you what's your secret to being so happy all the time
>You answer that it's because you have the best of wives
>Feel a shock of pleasure run through your clothes
>Your shift ends and you beat your record
>Came 67 times and as usual no one noticed
>Kiss your shirt and thank your waifu for the great day
>Go home to have some more fun
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>>14317742
Can't reason with the stupid.
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>>14317713
More please. I need this.
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What MG kids would be the least hassle?
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>>14317740
I've never been near a cow's rear end for long enough to find out how powerful the tails are, so that's where the surprise comes from.

>>14317738
Why are gazers such lewd self-voyeurs? Are they narcissistic?
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>>14317754
Define hassle.

>>14317753
I'm too drunk for this.
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>>14317690
aye, i would miss those huge and fluffy paws. maybe I could find a Witch she should be able to help her get her fluffy paw hands
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>/mgt/ has now accepted yuri cancer.
Fucking amazing.
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>>14317750
>a bad work conversation
I messed that up it should have been
>a bad day of work

Have this picture as an apology
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>>14317755
They're not voyeurs.
They're just cute.
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>>14317762
no?
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>>14317755
There's a lot of muscle on the tail base but the joints have almost no travel so it couldn't do anything he posted. Haven't you ever made oxtail stew?
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>>14317760
Ok, but you need to write more later tonight.
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>>14317762
We haven't, stop false flagging.
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>>14317769
It's s holst's tail, not a real cow. Stop thinking so hard about porn.
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>>14317760
Rebellious, hard to manage, mischievous
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>>14317767
>>14317772
Pretty sure when almost every reply to yuri garbage like >>14317713 is positive I'm pretty sure that means this thread now allows this crap.
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>>14317760
You should stop Bollocks. You always do stupid shit like pick fights and write about monsterboys when you're drunk. This is no exception. Step away from the keyboard before you do something you'll regret.
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>>14317762
Disgusting. Good thing we are /mgg/.
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>>14317784
We're not Metal Gear General anon.
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>>14317784
THis is not a joke god fucking damn it
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>>14317734
I was quoting the mediocre but not really remember-able God of War knockoff for the game
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>>14317788
Wait, what?
>>14317789
Oh boy, calm down take deep breaths.
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>>14317780
I wasn't the one that said real cows could do that when he asked, buddy. Go be stupid somewhere else.
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>>14317794
/mgg/ is Metal Gear General over on /vg/.
We're called /mgt/ or Monster Girl Thread to avoid confusion.
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>>14317783
Try again. Or don't.
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>>14317782
Or, you know, a few people in the thread don't have to throw a shit fit like you every time it pops up and can enjoy it? And only one of those replies was for more. Every other one was neutral, a tangent, or people saying stop (one of which was probably you).
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>>14317800

Yeah, by you maybe. This place has always been /mgg/.
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>>14317802
>>>/u/

Go and stay there.
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>>14317795
You are the one that started to talk about cow tail joints. Eat a dick.
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>>14317713
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Seriously, how the hell can someone hate threesomes?
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>"Hey kid, you like grape soda?..."
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>>14317800
Not really. Either one is used here, and /mgg/ is older. It's like saying mg means only master grade or /hpg/ is hyperpulse generator.
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>>14317808
Yuri and yuri undertones in threesomes are shit.
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>>14317809
Kind of, but I like slimes better.
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>>14317808
It's easy to hate the devil's triangle, or when the guy is a third wheel.
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>>14317802
Fuck off
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>you're here forever
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1446774986397.webm
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>>14317809

i like strawberry soda more
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>>14317803
How long have you been here anon? We were /mgt/ when I joined.
/mgg/ was a term created by shitposters to try to get us banned back in the /a/ days.
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>>14317808
Because the only thing allowed here is fat NEETs bending a single impossible woman to their will with their cock. Anything else is heresy and you should feel ashamed for liking.
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>>14317817
Jubjubs aren't too bright.
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>>14317809
That depends. Are you offering?
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>>14317783
Since when is being drunk analogous to being me? Jesus Christ Anon, I don't drink as often as you seem to think I do.
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>>14317820
Fuck off yurifag.
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>>14317819
Wrong. It was /mgg/ first and then we started using /mgt/ to try and dodge the great "every general is getting kicked" exodus.
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>>14317817
That's probably the nicest pair of tits I've ever seen latenight draw.
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>>14317809
Y-Yes ma'am.
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>>14317830
Huh. I must have missed that.
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Now we are fighting about yuri. How about we stop?
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>>14317836
Not until Yurifags stop ruining MFF
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>>14317836
We create the perfect storm of Karma Sutra teachings and hand holding techniques for turning your partner into a sopping mess while drinking shitty beers.
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>>14317829
>yurifag
It's cute that this is your only response. I don't post yuri or MFF stuff. I just find it funny that that retards like you get this ass-blasted at the thought of a second woman being involved in any situation.
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>>14317713
god I love threesomes
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>>14317828
Lots of writers are known for being drunk. You're known for writing stuff that kicks off huge shitstorms when you are drunk. Which is thankfully not that often.
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>>14317844
Nothing wrong with a second woman being involved. It is wrong when she starts acting like a dyke with the other woman.
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>>14317844
There's a difference between a threesome and when the guys looks like a third wheel
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>>14317844
>Trying so hard to associate yuri with MFF
>Please pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
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>>14317850
But I want my waifus to cumswap my semen.
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>>14317855
Describe a situation where the guy is the third wheel, I actually curious as to what you mean by this.
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>>14317848
I'd argue the first point you're making because writing hasn't happened in any for serious capacity for quite some time now but will own up to the stupid shit like Cat-trap, Nurgle and the [REDACTED], That one Alping yaoi shit that was totally not fueled by imaging Khal Drogo going ham on Viserys in a wig and whatever else this one did.

On another note, this whole shitstorm is stupid(er) than the idea of waifu'ing a non-Mad Hatter Matango.
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>>14317732
Wasn't this written in response to that one cute little pic from /monster/? Kind of an asinine prompt, but a fairly cute story nonetheless. Loses points for ripping off the Manticore-Ghost-Ward shtick from PRW's Hellhound story though.
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>>14317867
That's okay though.
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>>14317870
Nyaanon's Doublemaus
Kekercore

Actually Bob does that with threesomes a lot, probably because he tries to push that stupid "everyone loves each other and is sexually attracted to each other equally" fantasy.
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I want to pat a valiant kobold knight on the head and tell her she's a good girl
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>>14317873
>response to
No
>ripping off manticore ghost ward
I have no idea what that is.
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>>14317872
>On another note, this whole shitstorm is stupid(er) than the idea of waifu'ing a non-Mad Hatter Matango.

It is, in part because waifuing a matango isn't a stupid idea at all.
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>>14317809

Would slimes smell/taste like certain fruits/flowers on their own or would they need to eat a particular thing first?
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>>14317882
>It is, in part because waifuing a matango isn't a stupid idea at all.

Get back on your bike and keep riding mister, if you know what's good for you.
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>>14317809
I'm not afraid of heights, it's the ground I'm suspicious of.
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>>14317880
>I have no idea what that is.
Basically the exact same thing in an older story.
Manticore assaults a boy whom a Hellhound likes. Hellhound rips off her tailpussy, then tears her soul from her body and seals it in this little bat-plushy.
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>>14317884
I am now imagining a slime preparing for a date by engulfing a bunch of flowers to smell good.
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>>14317886
Matangos are cute and squishy and lovely. They just need to be managed and kept isolated from populations.

>>14317893
That's hardcore. I mean I've come up with some fairly hardcore stuff for the hellhound, but that is Hardcore.
>>
Well that was dumb and completely unnecessary. Time for better things.
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>>14317893
You forgot to mention that the boy was blind, and was also raped by multiple Manticores, which Eris dealt with.
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What kind of music would your waifu listen to? Would you two be compatible?
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>>14317882
>Matango isn't a bad waifu

If I wanted a stationary cum pump I'd go for a Gargoyle in the daytime.
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>>14317924
Why not a nice alraune?
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Would you fuck your sister is she was a MG?
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>>14317920
I think it was just the 1 manticore, plus assorted goons. It's been a while.
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Would you rather be assimilated by a Matango or Alra Parasol?
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>>14317935
I don't fucking understand this threads obsession with incest.
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>>14317939
If I have to be assimilated by something it's going to be sandworm
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>>14317935
I wish my brother was a girl, fuck.
>>14317940
Well, we are from /a/.
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>>14317931
Ambivalent. Would smash the fuck out of a CC Apple Tree Dryad though.
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>>14317939
They both sound pretty good.
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>>14317939
That's not how you spell Borg.
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>>14317608
HONK
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>>14317940
Well, we're from /a/ originally and on /jp/ now, so it makes sense. Are you not aware of Japan's obsession with incest?
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>>14317935
I'd fuck my mother if she was a MG.
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>>14317952
I remember I watched a Japanese porno where a guy knocked his sister out in a hallway dragged her into the kitchen and raped her.
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>>14317945
>I wish my brother was a girl, fuck.
I don't, my brother is a cool dude, I like him the way he is.
I just wish my sister wasn't shit.
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>>14317951
That Wendigo is betting honked alright.
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>>14317940
What's there to understand? It's hot as fuck you damn asexual pig.
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>>14317960
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>>14317935
If she was turned, I would strive to put at least the earth's diameter between us. She's a disrespectful bitch as she is, and her becoming a monster would not change my image of her.

She basically ruined the Sabbath for me, and no door-to-door witch is going to change that.
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>>14317922
>What kind of music would your waifu listen to?
Classical music.

>Would you two be compatible?
Two hours ago I was listening to Boccherini, so yes.

>inb4 fedora
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>>14317965
>>14317960
I'm not ready to be a father.
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>>14317960
[x] Taken home
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>>14317952
I am well aware of it and I still don't understand it. Shit's fucking gross.
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>>14317967
It's only fedora if you pretend Classical music is the only thing worth listening to.
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>>14317960
Aww, why is she sad? Come here you little cutie, I'll...
Wait
>pubes
That's an adult! She just looks like that to make it easier to fly! Don't let her trick you!

Nah, Imma take her home anyways.
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>>14317935
>mfw my sister would totally become a hellhound
Time for filicide.
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>>14317962
getting*
>>14317968
All you have to do is let them in.
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>>14317975
Give her to me so you can alp safely.
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>>14317972
That's nice, Anon. Thanks for sharing.
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>>14317976
>All you have to do is let them in.
But I don't want to make them miserable. I'd be a terrible father and an even worse husband.
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>>14317960
>Pubes
Is this an advanced Sabbath technique?
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>>14317935
I would fuck her if she were a 2D human girl, she doesn't even need to be a monstergirl.
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>>14317935
>mfw when I realize my sister would most likely be a orc do to how stupid she is and the way her body looks
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>>14317935
>only child
Feels pretty good most of the time, but it's still a pretty lonely life.
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>>14317976
Morbidly depressed individuals do not make good parents, or good people for that matter.
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>>14317991
Would you bang her?
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>>14318005
I'm not into orcs
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>>14317999
Becareful there, you will be banned again.
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>>14317976
>all you have to do is let them in

BA BA DOOOK DOOOK DOOOOOOOKKKKKKK
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>>14318012
Shittily meme'd.
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>>14317999
Are you going to do this again? Seriously?
>>14318011
Wait, are we talking about the green orcs or MGE orcs?
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>>14318012
You're a fucking idiot.
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>>14318014
Let her in, she's fluffy and it's cold out!
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>>14318018
Getting sick of this boogeyman crap. The fuck am I doing 'again?'
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>>14318017
>>14318020
You seem upset.
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>>14318018
MGE orcs
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>>14317920
>Boy was blind
Didn't seem particularly relevant.
>Was raped
Suppose that's a valid difference, but I was mostly focusing just on the talisman/ward/souljar bit.
>Multiple manticores
See >>14317937
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>>14318022
Might be a little too lewd there friend
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>>14318032
Blush marks aren't lewd, they're cute!
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>>14318026
Just ignore him, he loves his boogeyman...a lot.
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>>14318022
Would you a Babadook girl?

I would
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>>14318022
Alright, but a dorm for one person is going to be pretty cramped. Hope she doesn't mind.
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>>14318038
m-maybe
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>>14318034
I was talking about her lewd moth nipples. They're even inverted, those are the lewdest kind!
>>
Dipping your daughter in honey and licking her clean. Every crease and crevice.
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I want to walk right up to the meanest, toughest looking Ogre and kiss her right on the mouth while grabbing a handful of that firm Ogre butt!
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>>14318052
Gross.
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>>14318052
I am unable to determine the logistics involved in carrying out such an action.
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>>14318038
What's a Babadook supposed to be?
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>>14318044
I had an idea for her once, but that's a far off dream.

Think Boogiemom, but wearing that trench coat like a hipster and going out of her way to scare you before she snuggles you
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>>14317999
>he deleted it
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>>14318058
Where slimes are involved I suggest that chocolate that hardens.

>>14318056
Gay and shit parent.
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>>14318063
The only woman my tongue is touching is my daughteru's mother.
And you're just going to have to deal with that you disgusting daughteru fucker.
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>>14318061
I can dig it but it might get old.
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>>14318061
Not entirely sure if my heart could take it.
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>>14318062
What?
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>>14318065
You don't have a wife or daughter. Deal with that.
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>>14318052
Why my daughter. Why not my wife.
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>>14318076
Because
daughter>wife
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>>14318071
CUT DEEP
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>>14318077
No. They're on different groups.
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>>14318069
He deleted his post or the janitor is watching.
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>>14318052
getting the honey out of her fluffy wings we will need take a long hot soak in the tub, together.
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>>14318071
I don't think you understand the concept of "Waifu" and "Daughteru".
And I'm 21, it's way too early.
>>
A benevolent wizard in another world has decided to, out of the goodness of his heart, conjure up your waifu.
He will open a portal and transport her straight to your bedroom, and that'll be that.
However, before he does, he will compile an archive. Every post you've ever made in these threads will be gathered and displayed for your waifu to read through in their entirety.

Given what best you can remember of every notable post you've made in the past, how do you expect your waifu to react? What will be the first thing she says to you in response to everything she's read?
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>>14318086
"Slut."

And then sex would happen.
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>>14318086
>"What the fuck is a "Kamen Rider"?"
>That or "I hope you're prepared to please all of us."
I have too many waifus, and it's gonna ruin my laifu.
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>>14318068
At least it's better than Elder Thing-chan. Which is a whole different can of worms not worth opening simply because of how over-designed she was.
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>>14318080
Yes

>God tier
Daughterus, Mothers
>Great tier
Sisters, Aunts
>Good tier
Nieces, cousins
>eh tier
vanilla relationships
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>>14318086
Nothing good I imagine.
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>>14318099
>Vanilla relationships
>Including childhood friends
>"eh tier"
I will fucking fight you.
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>>14318086
>"Aww...you're pretty sweet..."
>"What is with your obsession with correcting people for what you perceive as errors?"
>Why'd you write these couple of shitty NTR Greentexts?
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>>14318086
She would love how I'm a warrior of justice.
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>>14318086
I hope she likes lewd greentexts, fetishes and mausposting.
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>>14318086
>'Oh my!'
'So much milk... Is this really what you think about?'
>'Not that I'm objecting or anything. It's just a lot.'
>'So, what do you say we make those fantasies a reality, hmm?'
>'But only if you stop talking about those mean dragons so much!'
What can I say, I like dragon writing. But I always come back to the cow.
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>>14318099
You're a faggot.
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>>14318086
She takes notice to my love for lactation and Undead girls I guess.
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>>14318086
She would have plenty of fun shitposting with me, being a cheshire and all that.
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>>14318105
You will lose.
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>>14318086
'You are a loathsome, offensive piece of human offal.'

'But I wouldn't have you any other way.'
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>>14318111?
Can I touch your cow, Anon?

Just once?
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>>14318060
>14318060
She goes Baba DOOK DOOK DOOK while you fuck her!
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>>14318086
I think they would immediately ignore me and go after another person.

Thank god, relationships are garbage.
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>>14318120
I'm a big guy.
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>>14318061
>>14318125
I assume that she'd also retain the sharp teeth and claws. And would potentially be tall, pale, and busty like pic-related.
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>>14318123
>Coveting another man's cow
Have you no shame, anon?

Though I'm sure she has a sister that wouldn't object.
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>>14318086
She would probably ask why I shitpost and try to correct people I never see, then freeze up as she sees my posts agreeing with maussniffer.
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>>14318129
I have guns and no regard for human life.
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>>14318130
Something a little bit more pretentious than that. But Spooky Tall Babadook is fine too.
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>>14318131
>thin ass legs
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>>14318130
>Tall as fuck
>Stacked as fuck

I am doomed.
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>>14318143
Good, please die.
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>>14318147
What's wrong with you now?
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>>14316975
>missing the chance for the joke this badly
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>>14318140
They're step-sisters. Her mom was a bit leaner of a breed.
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>>14318147
Okay...
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>>14318154
Hm, what did I miss? How does it goes?
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>>14318086
>maids are olev
>kikis are olev

I should be fine.
>>
Goodnight, thread. Don't let life get you down.
Get a healthy amount of sleep, and always drink a glass of water when you wake up in the mornings.
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>>14318176
That Anubis looks like she could use a hug.
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>>14318176
Stay up for 20 and sleep for 20.
Gotcha.
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>>14318187
Even anubi can fall on hard times.

>>14318188
But that's inefficient! You're not making full use of your REM sleep periods to actually rest and refresh yourself.
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>tfw no clumsy big-hipped Zombie waifu
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>>14318198
I want to give her hugs and head-pats!
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>>14318198
Well I guess the entire month of July was wasted then. Not like summer months matter anyway.

Winter and Fall are the best. BEST.
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>>14318206
Squiggly is a slut.
>>
>>14318206
I prefer the Chun-Li version
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>>14318208
Make sure to nuzzle her, hug and rub her tummy from behind too.
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>>14318218
I shall! Very happily so! And I'll be sure to brush her tail too.
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>>14318221
The shows of affection are helping, but the anubis is still sad. Isn't there anything else you can do to really snap her out of her depression?
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>>14318230
Paw massages? Belly rubs? Kissing her !.!? Rubbing her ears? Taking care of some of her work while she relaxes? I'd do anything to help bring back her smile, and let her keep it.
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>>14318086
>aww you shoulda finished that jinko security guard story..
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>>14318240
It makes her feel loved, but it's still superficial. Whenever you walk in on her, you just find her sitting around glumly, wondering about her purpose in life.
How do you fix her broken spirit?
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Will science ever be able to explain heart pupils?
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>>14318255
It's just the power of love, that's all.
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>>14318255
I want one or twenty of these bats.
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>>14318255
Garbage doujin.
>>
>>14318206
>19A-14-DAMN!
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>>14318254
Hmm...well, maybe it'd help if I brought her an issue that I can't handle myself? Something that I know that she, and she alone could do, and do well? A problem that she's the only one I could properly trust to properly fix.
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>>14318131
>Have you no shame, anon?
I'm here talking about fictional waifus with animal parts. Of course not.
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>>14318280
That could work. But what problem could you have that, out of all the people on the planet, only she can solve?
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>>14318255
Because hobos are too perfect
Hobos are love
Hobos are life
>>
Wow guys, this thread is shit, how did that happen?
>>
>>14318300
Intense shitposting as usual.
>>
>>14318300
Someone said the y-word
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>>14318300
Very persistent shitposters. Don't pay it any mind.
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>>14318308
That barely had any effect, honestly.
Most of the shitposting has been about other stuff.
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>>14318308
Ain't nothin wrong with a yottabyte.
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>>14318300
I blame saltman.
>inb4 b-but muh boggeyman
I don't really give a shit.
>>
Mamonomango enhanced "green" Zombiegirls when? I want muh Wights with magical plant powers.
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>>14318308
Yuki-onna?
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>>14318289
I'd find one. And if all else failed...I'd create a situation utterly disastrous, which I knew her specific skills and capabilities would be needed to solve.
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>>14318314
Go away commercial anon.
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>>14318300
There's always shit in these threads.

I want to make a shit slime from all the shit.
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>>14318314
I actually made this a few days ago but never posted it, it just gives you an idea of which post you should ignore and report. There is more, but i'ts pretty stupid.
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>>14318315
>Wights with plant powers
Isn't that just an undead elf?
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>>14318319
Irony.
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Get your mousepads here!
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>>14318328
Since we no longer care about being stupid, I'd say it's appropriate.
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>>14318324
You actually took time out of your day and made this? Alright.
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>>14318318
Alternatively, you could go the cheesy route and tell her there's a position in your heart only she can fill.
But yours works too. You could put yourself in a faked disaster, which actually becomes a real disaster and has to actually be solved by her before shit hits the turbine.
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>>14318329
I don't like big cushions on my mousepad. Got any sabbath or oomukades?
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>>14318329
I want a Jubjub one.
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>>14318324
He really likes to play the "dindu nuffin" card.
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>>14318316

they're pretty cute.
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>>14318334
There was an episode of Gilligan's Island about this exact thing. Probably lots of other shows too, but I remember this one.
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>>14318334
Faked? Oh no, it'd have to be real from the onset. Even as foolish as it might be, I trust her absolutely to see things through.

The cheesy line can come after.
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>>14318342
What happens if you shave her ice though?
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>>14318329
I'd love to get one of this image.
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>>14318333
Yeah, it took me 15 minutes doing it but it was so much i just got bored eventually.
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>>14318324
>gives you an idea of which post you should ignore and report
Actually, it does not. Most of these look like normal posts everyone here has made at least once.
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>>14318351
Man, I thought I wasted my time too much.
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>>14318348
I would prefer the bullied Hathor picture
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>>14318352
Time to reevaluate your life.
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>>14318352
What? No they don't. That image is 100% pure shitpost except the two posts of people calling him out.
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>>14318347
That's a marriage proposal
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>>14318352
Make sure you're only looking at the posts with the red trashbins on them. Those are him, and they're all shitposts, except 1 or two where he's pretending to be somebody else.
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>>14318354
It's not bad, but I like the one where she's all happy and perky & pushing them up together.
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>>14318357
Are you really implying that we've never seen posts like that before the rise of Salt-man? Because if you do, I don't know what else to tell you.
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>>14318354
Why would anyone bully Hathor? She seems like such a sweet lady.
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>>14318363
I'm telling you it's all shitposting.
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>>14318362
She's getting bullied in that one too, you can tell by the little emote lines next to her.
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>>14318365
A lot of it is, I'm not contesting that. But to say it'll help you to pick him out from the crowd is a stretch.
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>>14318369
I was talking about my image up here >>14318348
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>>14318372
Ah, I meant the other version of >>14318362
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>>14318371
His posts are pretty characteristic.
He hates Hellhounds, he likes the word fuckboy, he likes saying 'x is for faggots', and he's always inappropriately aggressive and hostile.

Being aware of that and disregarding any posts that display these things would be generally beneficial.
Except the Hellhound thing, that depends on how it's worded. More people than him could dislike them.
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>>14318364
You only bully her to tease her, not hurt her. Her pouty face when you mess with her is cute. Plus, then you get to make it up to her with cuddles.
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>>14318388
You say that, but I don't see the boogeyman going away anytime soon.
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>>14318364
Exactly. She's just asking for it with that bright personality and lewd body.
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>>14318391
Because people get mad about it, which makes the people who use the name feel like they're succeeding in getting back at the shitposter.

You should never get shitposters cute little names, it just encourages them, but getting mad when people do just encourages them to keep using it.
It's like double-reverse something or other, I don't even know. You get the idea.
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So this lovely creature is getting an anime.
Why don't we have more monstergirls that fit this archetype?
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>>14318398
Sounds about right...I think.
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>>14318401
Do you mean chubby? Cuz there's plenty of art of chubby monsters.
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>>14318408
I mean the pure slut archetype
And gyaruko isn't really chubby
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>>14318401
I've actually been toying with the idea of writing a gyaru p'orc.
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>>14318401
>gyaru turboslut the show
Into the trash
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>>14318416
>Into the trash
Alongside an entire box worth of used fap tissues.
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>>14318413
Guess it's just that image for m. Also,
>pure slut
I don't follow.
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I want to cuddle with a ushi so much.

What weapon would you like to see your MG waifu using?

I want her dual wielding a pair of curved-hilt lightsabers.
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>>14318426
http://raw.senmanga.com/Oshiete!-Gyaru-Ko-Chan/001/
You can probably guess from the images.
Basically, it's a pure girl pretending to be a slut.
You know, like Deruella
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>>14318438
Her old sword from her Order days.
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>>14318452
Ahh. Rachnee might be a good fit. Lewd and provocative as hell in public, but is very sweet if you get her to open up.
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>>14318438
I imagine her having a massive mace or morning star. Just like, stupidly big for how small her frame is, but she hefts it around like it's nothing because of that hidden minotaur strength. But she's also apologetic about having to smash people.
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>>14318438
Spell tome, I guess.
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>>14318468
I want an oppai loli white dragon who tries to act tough but is silenced by headpats.
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>>14317935
There's a pretty good chance, depending on she turns into.
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>>14317935
No.
She's got a boyfriend and I've got no desire to be with her.
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>>14317935
Neither of them.
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>>14317935
No, but if I had a MG as a sister I'd probably be raped due to the frequency in which I fap
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I want to play a children's card game with a Pharaoh. Would you?
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>>14318539
Can I do it while riding a motorcycle?
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>>14318540
You can try.
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>>14318543
Try? Bitch, I'm so Metal I don't need to try, I'll just do it!
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>The first of your many kikimora daughterus brings her husband home
>You're anxious to see what he'll be like, you first daughter choosing a husband is a bit of a hurdle for you as a dad, she was just a baby so recently (at least it seemed like it)
>The man and your daughter arrive at your home
>She greets you, your wife, and her countless isters
>You shake the guys hands, firm grip, clean cut, seems good enough
>Your wife and daughters prepare dinner as you and the man sit by the fire and attempt to make small talk
>Dinner is perfect (as always) and the atmosphere is warm as you all sit at your family's massive dinner table
>As your daughters clear the table away, you lead the man off
>You take him into your massive, ornate study
>High vaulted ceilings, tall book cases carved of Carpathian elm, and a large desk of the same wood
>Oh yeah, you're rich as fuck. (based kiki wife's support)
>You go over to your bar and pour two glasses of your finest cognac
>You hand him the glass "Think you're good enough to marry my daughter, huh?"
>The man gives you a resolute nod
>"I guess it doesn't matter what you or I think, they can just tell weather a man is good or not. I'd be foolish to think my judgement is better than her's in this regard, I know she picked well."
>You take a sip of the cognac and then light a fine cigar, offering one to the man too
>You take a long drag "Listen, kid, you've hit easy street, okay?"
>He nods again
>"Just listen to what she has to say and don't disappoint her. It's literally that simple."
>Another nod
>"They do the rest, really. They like it too, just let her handle it."
>"A kikimora is literally the perfect wife, you can't ask for more. They're perfect."
>"Don't you dare hurt her though or subvert her expectations, I can have things done to you, but I'd rather not have to do that, understand?"
>You take a puff on the cigar, exhaling smoke out your nose "Kikis are love, kikis are life. Get rich pop out some daughters and make sure some other guys can get in on this too."
>Silence permeates the room as you both revel in your drink and tobacco
>The man breaks the silence "But how about those downy, soft feather pubes, right?!"
>You smirk, contented
>You toast with the young lad "How about those fucking feather pubes? GOD DAMN."
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>>14318544
Sure anon, sure.
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Uh-oh! That clumsy Elf tripped and fell! Go help her up already!
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>>14318546
breh
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>>14318558
This is the fifth times she's tripped though!
I swear, these elves must not be eating right.
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>>14318558
Oops, I fell too so now I'm on top of her and also my pants are gone?
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>>14318558
fucking chocolate elves, when will they learn?
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>>14318558
She could at least close her legs. It's unbecoming of a lady.
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>>14318558
Instructions unclear. Penis got stuck in vagina.
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>>14318579
>>14318558
I WANT TO TAKE AN ENEMY BROWN ELF PRISONER AND THEN RAPE HER IN A RAGE AFTER SHE INSULTS HUMANITY, BUT AFTER FINDING OUT THAT WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON AND VALUE THE SAME THINGS, I WANT TO MARRY AND RAISE A FAMILY WITH HER AFTER WE BOTH REALIZE HUMAN-ELF HATRED IS ACTUALLY FOOLISH AND WE SHOULD ALL JUST GET ALONG BECAUSE WE ARE MORE ALIKE THAN DIFFERENT!!!
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>>14318589
I want to pamper her and feed her till she's a nice, soft breeding machine.
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>>14318589
There's no need to rape a brown elf. They're not exactly against inter-species romance. It's those snobby high elves you gotta break down.
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>>14318589
I want to buy that elf and give her a nice home.

She looks cute.
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>>14318592
How soft are we talking here?
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>>14318558
If she wants to fuck she can wait until we reach a town or something.
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>>14318605
The softest, the kind that has hips worthy of a broodmother and a rear that the hem of her nightie can barely cover.
Breasts as soft as marshmallows that mold beneath your hands and easily the size of her head.
Maybe a bit of pudge about the middle but it would quickly become unimportant due to the constant pregnancies I'll make sure she has.
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>>14318592
you want to live in a nice stone house with her and your daughters, by a nice creek and a sunny field? You want to take them into town to buy groceries and perhaps gifts because your daughters have been doing so well in school? do you want to see the warm sunlight play against their silver eyelashes and brilliant white teeth? do you want them to say something like "thank you, papa!" as they hug you and your wife laughs contentedly? do you then want to go home an enjoy your wife's take on a traditional eleven stew now using human ingredients (reflecting the half-elf nature of your family)? Do you want to read them a story next to a roaring fire? After all of that do you want to tuck each of them into bed and then cuddle into your own bed with you wife?
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>>14318608
>Not wanting to fuck a brown elf bareback in the woods
Son...
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>>14318612
Yes.
Yes I do.
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>>14318613
It's dirty in the woods, that and it can be petty uncomfortable.
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Elf taking your order up at Burger Queen acting like you're the reason her grandmother got raped 200 years ago.

She's right you time traveling fuck. Stop bullying your granddaughter.
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>>14318610
This is about the softest version of Brown elf I can find. This good enough?
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>>14318623
What? I'm no time traveler.
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>>14318626
A good start.
We can always soften her up as the brood grows.
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>>14318616
Know what else is dirty in the woods? Elves. Particularly after a good hike. Something about it just gets them going. And if you're uncomfortable it's just because you didn't take her first offer. The longer you wait to accept the less inviting the locations she'll choose because she's getting desperate.

>>14318627
Not yet, maybe.
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>>14318627
That's exactly the kind of thing a time traveling rapist would say.
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>>14318546
Elm? Really?
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>>14318631
No really, I'm not a time traveler! I'm smart enough to do something as complex as that!
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>>14318623
What is my grand daughter doing working at burger queen? Shamefur dispray.
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>>14318630
Well that elf is just going to have to wait a little bit longer until I get to town.
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>>14318631
This is a story in the making, let's see where it goes.
>Wake up Anon!
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>>14318638
But she wants you to go to town on her! In the woods! Now!
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>>14318636
>I'm smart enough to do something as complex as that!
ジーイ

>>14318637
Maybe that's why you're there harassing her. Or maybe you planted her there an an extremely elaborate attempt at getting free food.
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>>14318640
She can wait!
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Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, take some time to consider how you should act around foriegn dignitaries.

You wouldn't want to laugh at a mighty kobold warlord in her fullplate would you? Giving her headpats and calling her cute as she fumes.

That would be like meeting an emissary from the dreaded shadow lands and asking the wight knight what it was like when she was a zombie.
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>>14318638
>Making your elf wait for the dick
You some kind of retarded, anon?
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>>14318644
>ジーイ
What? I'm serious anon, there no way I am smart enough to understand and build a time machine.
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>>14318647
But anon, then she'll be even more eager for it!
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>>14318647
I'm not fucking her in the woods for any reason when there is a perfectly good town not far.
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>>14318648
You just haven't been made mad enough yet. Humans can achieve anything with enough anger funneled into their ambitions.

Outsourcing the labor is also a viable option. I'm sure some lich somewhere has been wronged by an elf and is willing to help you rape the past with magical portals and shit. Sure would be awkward if It was your resulting bastard offspring who wronged her in the first place though.
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Welcome to the MGC massage parlor! Is this your first time here? Great, you're going to love it! The atmosphere's great and the girls are all friendly. Keep in mind that we don't do happy endings, but with that said, here are our services:

[ ]Slime Cube: you'll be up to your neck in a warm gooey slime girl, massaging your body with waves of warmth and pressure. Guaranteed to ease fatigue and improve blood flow!

[ ]Royal Paw Rub: it's the back massage fit for a pharaoh! Our resident anubis' squishy paw pads will melt your stress away and send tingles all over. We guarantee it's the best back massage this side of the Nile! Please don't tell her I made those jokes though, cute as she may be when she's mad I prefer her wagging.

[ ]Hot Sake Sports Massage: our trained red oni knows just the trick to rub and stretch away all of those kinks you've built up from athletics and heavy lifting. As a bonus benefit the sake rub is also great for skin, and if the masseus likes you it's possible she'll give you a shot or two as well. Must be over 21 to participate.

[ ]Back Ball: got a stiff spine? This is the service for you! Wrapped in the coils of one of our lamias you'll be rubbed and squeezed until your back feels like it did when you were a kid! Please don't motorboat the masseuse.

[ ]Cryorub: it's you and a yeti or yuki onna in a walk-in freezer. A great way to escape the summer heat or reduce inflamation anywhere on the body. Icecube massage available for an additional charge.

[ ]Musical Massage: a gandharva serenades you ear to ear while stroking you with her wings. Lighter on the massage portion than most of our packages, but extremely soothing. Lullaby service with in-room naptime available.

[ ]Mystery Service: what's that? you'd rather have me? I'm the matron, I don't normally do this sort of thing anymore, but since you look so eager I suppose I could dust off some of my old tricks...


[ ]Three Alps and a Bottle of Baby Oil: all I know is what it's called but I'm told it's not illegal. We promise not to judge you.

Well? What'll it be, Anon? The girls are waiting. [Mystery Service option to be revealed in fifteen minutes.]
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>>14318655
But I wouldn't know how to talk to a Lich, they're seem really weird and a bit creepy.

You have it all wrong anon, there is absolutely no way I am her grandfather.
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>>14318660
Yet.
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>>14318659
>[X]Royal Paw Rub
Seriously, cannot check that one enough.
Are there any policies against customers asking masseuses out on dates, or them accepting?
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>>14318659
[x] Slime Cube
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>>14318659
[x]Royal Paw Rub
Not even anubisfucker.
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>>14318662
No yet, That Elf has it all wrong. She must be confusing me with someone else because there is no way I could have gone back in time and raped her grandmother.
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>>14318659
That anubis sounds tempting, but I think I'll take the lovely matron tonight.
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>>14318659
[x]Hot Sake Sports Massage
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>>14318659
Black ball.
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>>14318659
Back ball. My spine is killing me.
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>>14318659
Paying customer coming through. Give me the oiled up alps.
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>>14318665
>Are there any policies against customers asking masseuses out on dates, or them accepting?
Of course, can't have all of the girls getting married off right off the bat, can we? Of course, you are welcome to select the same masseuse every time you come if she's available. Otherwise fraternizing is, uh, frowned upon.

>>14318675
>Black ball
The apophis option? Adventurous today, are we?
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>>14318684
Yes. Gave me the snake.
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>>14318659
I'll, uhh, take the, the umm. The last one. The one with the, you know. Mountain range.
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>>14318684
>Of course
Oh well, was worth a shot. Still, a nice massage is always good. Can meet an Anubis to go out with another way I suppose.
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>>14318688
Ah yes
The Himalayas
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>>14318684
You say 'frowned upon', but all I'm hearing is 'It's not against the rules.'
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>>14318694
No, I don't mean the Yeti option, I mean the, umm. The European option.
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>>14318684
Wait, we can choose what kind of Lamia we get for this one?
In that case, yeah make mine an Apophis too.
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>tfw no MGs in space.
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>>14318697
Ah yes
Mount Everest
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>>14318659
>mystery service
I'm gonna marry that GILF matron and fill her up enough that she'll be able to have children again!
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>>14318704
Tell me about it.
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>>14318706
That's part of the Himalayas you dumb-dumb!
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>>14318655
Mystery box
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>>14318659
>[x]Back Ball
Please fix my shitty posture, Lamia-chan.
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>>14318709
I'm sorry, I get my mountains confused
But I still do not know what you mean
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>>14318712
Y-you know. That place where the real life Bane crashed a plane with no survivors.
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>>14318706
>European
but I'm not in the bathroom anon
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>>14318704
>Reptilian Alliance.
>Zero-G Slimes
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>>14318714
Ah yes, I see now
Gotham
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>>14318712
You know, the mountains in Switzerland where Hitler loved to have his vacations at.
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>>14318696
Yes, well, professionalism, responsibility, safe working environments, spike pits, etc. You know how these things go.

>>14318699
Those are a rather rare breed, there's only the one on staff. Would you prefer to wait, or perhaps give this midnight black medusa a try? You have my leave to tease her a little if you'd like.

>>14318707
H-how rude! I'll have you know I'm only 24.8 years old and single!

Mystery Service soon!
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>>14318659
Gotta have the Oni sake rub, hopefully I can have some to drink too.
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>>14318719
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A DISCREET SERVICE! WHY AM I STUCK TALKING TO SHIROU?
I WANT THE ALPS! THE ALPS!
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>>14318668
Maybe you're right, she does kinda just treat everyone like shit. Damn moody elves.
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>>14318722
is it rude that I want to start a family? is it rude that all I can think about is giving her a massage using my semen?
or do I just have warped preferences?
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>>14318724
Oh my, how depraved of you Anon.
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>>14318724
Oh, well then. Why didn't you just say so!
No one he's going to judge you
[Judging]
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>You rest easy, feeling her soft breathing against you chest
>"Remember when we met?"
>"How could I forget?"
>"Our clan had never seen humans before, you humans came to colonize the highlands.."
>She nuzzles against your chest "We didn't hear each other and we started fighting over practically nothing."
>"I was so scared when you captured me, I was just an apothecary, I had no clue about fighting. I thought I was dead."
>You grip her hand "It didn't help that each of our side's got freaked out and made things worse than they had any need to be. Remember "Elves practice black magicks" and "Humans seek to destroy the forest?"
>She laughs softly "Of course. I was frightened when you came to me for the first time., you only wanted to give me some food but I thought you were going to kill me."
>"You started crying like a little girl."
>"And you bullied me, you teased me!"
>"You got so mad you refused to eat and started throwing insults around."
>"But you pouted and refused to speak to me! You're the little girl!"
>"What if you never asked about that alchemical text I was reading? We might not have ever talked to one another."
>"We had so much in common, we loved so many of the same things..."
>you rub her head
>"I still blush thinking about it, taking me to the meeting spot, hand in hand, brokering a truce between our leaders."
>She rubs your chest in return
>"We may have been the first but now elven-human relationships are common. Elves and humans live side by side, it's hard to believe this all started with bloodshed."
>She exhales deeply "I love you."
>You pull her head against your chest "I love you too."
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>>14318729
>>14318730
You do realize I'm taking all this out on them, right?
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>>14318727
It's not weird, but it's been made clear that this is a more professional establishment.

Don't worry anon, you'll find a nice girl to settle down with elsewhere. We both will.
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>>14318659
Time to reveal the mystery option!

[X]Kikimora back Wash: so it's not really a massage as such, I promise you'll love it! Head to foot and under your nails I'll wash you so well it'd make your mother jealous. Comes with a free kiki-heated holstaur milk soak at the end for soft, cuddleable skin!

Sorry this took so long to put together, I seem to have had my things packed away a bit TOO well. This swimsuit isn't too small now, is it?
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>>14318733
Not my problem. I'm not an Alp
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>>14318735
oh you're getting all the babies I don't care about the rules this GILF is getting filled to the brim with my love!
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>>14318737
Well I am and that's horrible!
Wait, no. No I'm not. I'm just interested in them. Alp-curious. Yes.
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>>14318741
Alp-curious, huh? Ah yea, we've all been through that stage in life
-Is what I would say if we were all Alps like you
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>>14318741
Fuck off.
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>>14318733
Alps would probably like the rough treatment.
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>>14318735
All I'll say is that it hugs you in all the right places. Now let's go get this back rub going.
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>>14318744
Spotted the tsundere.
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>>14318735
Must
Impregnate.

I feel the need.
The need to breed
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>>14318733
Whatever you do, don't be too hard on them. The spots on the base of their tails? The tops of their heads? Behind their ears? Don't touch them. They hate that. Absolutely loathe. It's abhorrent.
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>>14318735
mmmmmm, that's nice.
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>>14318735
now I want to see a CC kikimora in a too tight one piece swimsuit
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>>14318735
Fuck you kindly anon-kun, I just fapped. I'll be in my bunk.
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>>14318756
I want a CC Kikimora in a too tight latex leotard!
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>>14318756
>>14318761
Just imagine the skindentation!
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>>14318756
>One-piece swimsuit
That's no good for a back rub. You need a bikini... Purely for work purposes, I mean. It allows for... Better movement! Aaand, the skin-to-skin contact is more pleasurable.
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>>14318763
Delicious.
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A kiki massage owner'ss worst day ever:
>Shoggoth in the slime cube
>Swimsuit too tight
>Oni is drunk(er than usual)
>That faceless guy is back again and your bouncer is ineffectual (read above)
>Lamias are preoccupied with a mating ball
>alps have kyaa'd themselves hoarse
>some chucklefuck left a FUCKING ROOMBA in the motherFUCKING lobby!
>It's only ten AM

>>14318752
Truly. The kyaaing disturbs the other customers as well. Please refrain from making the alps kyaa.
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>tfw I can't go back and edit my old stories without fapping
This is difficult.
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Would you bugger a Bugbear Girl?
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>>14318763
You just ventured into my mind and picked the word that would double my erection
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>>14318761
I want a CC Kikimora in tight clothing in general
>she's too embarrassed to really bend over while cleaning
>but you've been so clumsy today knocking everything over
>every time she tries to kneel down you order her to "bend over and clean it properly"
>she gets too embarrassed and won't look at you
>especially after her leggings ripped and proved your theory that she doesn't wear any panties
and that's how she became a mother
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>>14318772
Yes, this is good.
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>>14318770
Do the goblins and even the hobgoblins look to us with admiration and a little bit of envy?
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>>14318735
Oh dear, this might be dangerous, I'm afraid I'm prone to slipping and landing dick-first in women.

Oh well, I'm sure it'll be fine.
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>>14318774
Perhaps, but they would be more interested in finding Human caravans to ambush, or small unguarded villages and towns.
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>>14318769
That's practically selfcest you depraved individual
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>>14318768
>a FUCKING ROOMBA
I just wanted to take some of the stress out of her day. She gets so wound up with running the place, I figured not having to worry about cleaning would ease the stress a bit.
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>>14318780
Sorry anon, being a filthy, dirty pervert is not news to me.
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>>14318770
You want me to sodomize her?
I mean, it's not really my thing, but if she's into it I guess I don't mind.
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>>14318777
Aww, this doesn't fit my headcanon of bugbears being higher up in the clan ranks than goblins and even hobgoblins at all.
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>>14318784
I kind of envy you. Reading anything I've ever written just makes me want to purge it from existence.
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>>14318788
I get that too sometimes with the oldest stuff, but it still turns me on. It's a weird feeling.
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>>14318788
>this
I have a terrible time going back to anything I ever do because everything I do I hate
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>>14318786
Bugbears would bully all the smaller Goblinoids into doing what they want, the strongest lead, etc.
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>>14318770
What is a Bugbear?
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>>14318795
Basically an Oni with the mental capacity and temprament of a Hobgoblin.
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>>14318797
She sounds fun. I'mma make her wear a bondage harness!
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>>14318795
A gay man with aids.
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>>14318795
A great, big fluffy Orc.
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Are living, humanoid pieces of space coral who can grow wings Monster Girls?
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>>14318812
I'd say yes.
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>>14318812
No, fuck off.
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>>14318812
Well
Weeeell
A little bit of Column A, a little bit of column B?
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I would like to rape Druella.

I request the aid of the others in this thread to achieve my goal.

Ideas?
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>>14318821
You want us to help you with your suicide?
Pass. I've got better things to do than die
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>>14318821
Hush anon, I'm trying to nap.
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>>14318821
Well I know we're going to need at least one catapult capable of launching fully grown men several hundred feet.
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>>14318821
Just do it alone.
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>>14318824
>>14318830
Please Anons, I need your aid. My boss gave me a very sternly worded order to rape Druella-sa-...Druella by next Friday and I have no idea how to do so. I was told I could find an excellent strategist here.

>>14318837
Interesting. I think I can see where you are going with this. I will acquire one immediately.
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>>14318857
Are you an alp? Only alps are this desperate.
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>>14318821
Well, there's worse ways to commit suicide, I guess.

arch up to her castle with a megaphone and loudly proclaim your love for human girls. Make sure to emphasize that not even the sluttiest of succubi could sway you. Her ego will pretty much force her to try and prove you wrong.

I've gotten you in the door. You're on your own from there.
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>>14318857
>an excellent strategist
Ah, you seek Master Dozing Dragon. She is dozing, unfortunately, and not available.
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>>14318857
Just walk up to her, slap that dumb Lilim in the face, shove her to the ground and rape her.

That simple, no need to even bring another person.
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>>14318844
this
>walk into Druella's castle
>appeal to her with gifts like gold, lingerie, and a ring
>when she's too overcome with her gifts eat a raging mushroom
>actually eat about 5 of those bastards
>you're gonna need it
>proceed to rape her so hard her opinions of humans change drastically
I mean that's how I would like to be ra- I mean beat Druella
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>>14318864
what about Wimp Lo? surely he can help
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>>14318812
Did this show ever get any good, watched the first few episodes but I couldn't do it.
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>>14318869
It's easy as that, Just eat a Raging Mushroom and you could make any monster girl your bitch.

Git gud my ass, all you have to do is eat a fucking mushroom and you're good.
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>>14318873
Never heard of that one.
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>>14318859
>An Alp trying to confront Druella
>Trying to overcome her fear and awe while saying how she's going to rape her
>Druella interrupts her speech by adding some lewd details on how best to rape her
>Meanwhile, gears are turning in her head on how to best turn this faggot into a mindless nymph that can only think of dicks and violating men

I didn't need this at 3 AM in the morning.
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>>14318875
I'd say so; it's my second favorite anime of all-time personally. It started out kinda "Eh" admittedly, but I'd say it did get much better as it went on.

Sadly its sequel didn't really live up to it.
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>>14318883
it's okay anon he can't really help, he was purposefully trained wrong as a joke
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>>14318892
Then how about master Jizza Yu?
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>>14318900
I'm not allowed back to her dojo, I kind of took her name too literal. If you know what I mean.
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>>14318881
Would is wok on a lilim though? They're supposed to be all powerful, reality changing beings, I'm not sure if one of your little mushrooms could win this one.
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>>14318902
But that's a test of your determination! Come back even after being banned, and she will know you mean it!
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>>14318905
The dick is stronger than all.
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>>14318905
Wow, I need sleep.
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>>14318909
no you don't stay awake until you hear that nightmare in your closet get pouty because you refuse to go to sleep
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>>14318086
I'm gonna have to explain a lot after that shit with the zamboni.
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>>14318983
Wurms are ghetto Lamias.
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>>14318989
I don't get it.
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>>14318991
>I don't get it.
The mating call of the wurm.
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>>14318994
I thought the Wurm mating call went something like Hi, I'm Daisy!
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>>14319007
It varies from region to region. For instance, Canadian wurms say "Jam it in buddeh!"
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>>14319007
>spoiler
She is a hated character in my family. Mario Kart, Mario Party, whatever, she always fucks someone over as an AI.
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>>14319026
>Mario Party
Why subject you family to this? Do you want to actively hate each other?
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Is there any adventure here?
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>>14319036
It's mostly slice of life and smut.
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>>14319047
What if it's slice-of-life ABOUT smutty adventurers?
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>>14319051
Sounds good to me.
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>>14319036
Yeah, but they mostly involve stealing undergarments.
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>>14319051
Sounds somewhat fresh and rather entertaining, when can I expect it?
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>>14319058
What? I'm not writing it, I'm looking for it.
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>>14319056
>Pantyquest is kill
Thanks for reminding me anon.
Echidna panties the hardest to get, because after all that shit you want to plow the serpent.
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>>14319029
We only play on occasion.
And on teams, so less fighting slightly.
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>that new yuki-onna doujin
nice
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After 6 overly long pages of character profile I'm finally ready to write the story outline but I have a major issue

How am I supposed to decide which girl wins in the end?
Do I go with the obvious choice for the MC? Do I choose my favorite? Do I finish with a vague ending and let the reader decide? Do I write as much as I can without thinking about it? Do I do some kind of strawpoll down the line when all the characters are established? Do I make multiple endings? Something else?

This has been blocking me for 2 days now, I'd love some guidance please

For context: there is 3 very different girls, one has a clear affinity for the MC, one has all her chances but is much more distant, and there is the last one who can hardly be seen as a romantic interest by the MC
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>>14319118
>Do I make multiple endings?

It's up to you, but any option that isn't this one will likely result in people getting mad at some point.
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>>14319118
What story is this anyway?
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>>14319099
Saved for future faps, Yuki-Onnas are great.
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>>14319126
A quiet journey about a MC searching for something intangible, it will have some adventure elements but nothing like fighting or any serious danger

>>14319125
If I somehow get people that engaged in the story I will definitely take the time to write different endings
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Hand Paw Pads on Doggy Waifus
Yay or Nay?
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>>14319118
No idea who you are, but personally, I prefer to go with the obvious choice. If one girl has a clear affinity, why wouldn't you pair them up in the end?
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>>14319159
Yay.

And yes, I know these are foot paw pads. But really, if she has 'em on the feet...
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>>14319145
Yuki-onnas make perfect housewives
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>>14319159
Yay

>holding hands with your kobold waifu and using your thumb to rub her paw pad
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>>14319161
It's true that outside of personal preference I don't have a solid reason to go with any other outcome

Thanks for the insight, I will go with that
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>>14318105
You say this, but monstergirls aren't exactly vanilla.
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>>14318659
Oh man, I can't decide between the Slime Cube and the Back Ball. Both sound incredibly inviting.
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Discuss fluffy tail
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>>14318704
I want to go through the Ishimura with a team of monstergirls.
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>>14318731
Gay, heretical and an insult to those we lost.
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Bats are super cute
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>>14319283
I want FTL with monstergirls.
Eh, fuck it. I'll just play FTL and make an all female crew them pretend they're elves and succubi.
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>>14318731
Nice, healing stories like this are the best.
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>>14318731
The most generic thing I've read in a while.
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>>14319291
>That mantis home system event with the legendary pirate
>all I can imagine is a MGE Mantis coldly challenging me over comms with a slightly smug smile on her face
I always try to have level two teleports and medbays if I'm in that area, because that Mantis is an amazing crewmember if you can save them.
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How about some Yeti anon?
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>>14319296
Including some coherent dialogue and a rudiment of plot instantly makes it a breath of fresh air after eternal smut crap.
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Do you think the arrival of monster girls would cause a gender role reversal?

MGs are the ones actively seeking a partner
They are the ones who demand sex
They have the upper hand when it comes to strength
They protect their man
They can provide for the family on their own
etc...

I prefer the idea that their arrival breaks any concepts of relationships we currently have, each species or even each individual dictating their own
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>>14318659
Cryorub but with the Anubis
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>>14319316
I believe so, yeah. But also, it would encourage human woman to actually improve themselves to get a partner.
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>>14319315
>coherent dialogue
That's like listening to the crazy bus theme and saying "at least I can hear it."
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>>14319316
No because these aren't your Chinese cartoons.
>provide for the family on their own
Maybe in the case of dragons, tanukis and kikis, the rest are dubious.
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>>14319312
Fucking kill yourself.
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>>14319315
>eternal smut crap
Tonight...
YOU...
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>>14319315
I don't think we were reading the same greentext but whatever.
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>>14319398
Not this kind, just pointing at all the going-nowhere fuck greentexts circulating the threads.

>that pic
Obligatory purge tier/muh innocent children/before is better/fucking traitors whine.
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>>14319312
If Tomasu yeti is giving me the cold massage, I'm demanding a Yuki onna or a refund
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>>14319398
>Anon is tired of all the sex and simply wants a romantic relationship
>After refusing the advances of many monster girls he receives a special invitation
>It says he is invited to a special gathering where he and many others will find platonic love
>The event takes place in a humble church
>About 2 dozens other men are with him waiting for things to start
>A Dark Priest makes her entrance
>Dark Valkyries block every escape routes
>The Dark Priest goes on about how everyone inside these walls is a filthy heretic and has to go through purgatory
>She declares that the sentence for their crime is 12 years of constant intercourse
>Dark Angels appears out of nowhere and grab Anon and the others
>They are all teleported to Pandemonium where time doesn't flow
>Left without a way to measure time, they have endless sex until they all become fervent followers of the Fallen God
>None of them ever comes back to earth
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>>14319434
All Yeti's are warm anon.
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>>14319436
Such a lovely place.
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>>14319436
You can only be so much of a fag before you get yours.
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>>14319398
I want to fondle a dark priest's feathers, I just have to know what's under there.
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>>14319316
Hopefully yes.
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>>14319440
She may be warm but she needs a haircut, a dental plan, and some time in a tanning bed
>>
Kiki maid harem.
The lewd loli that handles maintenance
The chubby cook with the biggest assets.
The tan, parrot feathered harpy in charge of guarding.
The lewd, CC head maid
And the muscled, brusque security guard
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>>14319547
>kiki maid harem
>only having one for security
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>>14318324
Is this the guy who goes around hating yuri and going autistic about Anubis and being a toy for a wolf?

I think this is the cutest form of shitposting, desu.
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>>14319574
He starts unnecessary arguments and plays both sides of them mostly, just report because he can't evade his 3 day bana
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>>14319574
>guy who goes around hating yuri
That describes half the anons in the thread. Why would you even include that?
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>>14319588
Because he's the one who starts it all.

Though he doesn't really cover all the dramatopics.
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>>14319591
Not really, man. That stuff happens all on its own without him and has for years. You'd have a much stronger case if you were talking about a dumbass picking fights with femdom all the time.
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>>14319568
Hey.
This is a small harem of maids.
Sure, each can be skilled in defense but only one can get the job
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>>14319602
You mean him?

Literally everything is him. So, not at all.
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>>14318595
>>14318605
I love these squishy brown goddesses.
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>>14319533
Haircut sure but those other things seem kind of silly.

Especially the tanning bed.
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>>14319641
Remember to properly feed your elves.
Big and squishy is the way to go.
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>>14319145

Yeah man.
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>>14319099
Who is this artist? The style resembles majoccoid.
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>>14319684
Mameko
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I can never look at kobolds/dog girls the same way again. Not after learning so much about dog body language and mentality. I used to think dogs were cute, but now all they do is make me sad.
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>>14319717
That's why you should go with cats.
Fine feline QTs are the best.
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>>14319717
How so?
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>>14319697
Thank you.
>>14319717
Thankfully Kobolds aren't actual dogs either.
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>>14319724
Dogs live lives full of fear, anxiety and nervousness.

Basically, all of their body language is for the purpose of communicating how scared they are, and when you can see the signs, you realize that they constantly are trying to tell everything around them how afraid they are.

I mean, they're even upset about their own excitement. At around adolescence, most dogs will experience something called hyperarousal or whatever, which is where they get so excited that it makes them nervous.
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>>14319746
they tend to have more humanity than Br's, one of the dogs rescued a premature newborn and gave the baby to some nearby couple in some brazillian slum.
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>>14319746
Well, look on the bright side; at least they never have to know the pain of being human.
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>>14319746
Well, I've learned this before from watching Cesar if I recall correctly.

I, for example, have suffered from ADHD and I've been like that for a long time, so I don't think we're very different, psychologically.
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>>14319746
But that's total adorable, a lot of anons find scared girls cute. Actually, a lot of people in general do.
>>
I want Deruella to help improve my marriage for the benefit of my waifu over finding her own husband!
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>>14319778
I want Deruella to find me and my effeminate childhood guy friend and GET STUCK BETWEEN US IN A WOBBLY H.
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>>14319778
I wonder if Deruella ever NTRs the wife in those situations.
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>>14319798
If she did that her mother would beat her up.
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>>14319746
I think this is bullshit.
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>>14318696
I like the way you think, anon.
>>
Why are monsters so scary when they hunt for husbands?
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>>14319810
>Druella attempts to NTR a girl
>Mother literally teleports from boning her husband just so she can bend Druella over her knee and spank her in front of the couple.

Would be funny
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I want to fuck her in all four holes
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>>14319746
As someone afraid of dogs: Good. I've had enough of the fuckers running at me snarling when I'm on walks, knowing they're frightened too makes me feel a bit better about this.
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>>14319831
Because they act more animalistic/savage
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>>14319831
They don't have proper courting rituals.
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>>14319831
I never understood why captured guys just accept it in the setting. Why not stab them when they're sleeping, or at the very least get away? At some point they'll be defenseless, they can't always be super powerful and alert.
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>>14319860
>god damn monster this is some nasty ass rape i hate u so much but the monstapussy game ridiculous
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>>14319860
Did you forget how great the sex is always described to be? The monster girl courting strategy is basically the same as hentai rapists; there's no consequences if you do it super good, and monster girls are better equipped for that kind of thing than any human in those settings.
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>>14319864
Seriously though, not everyone would want some demon woman forcing themselves into their lives. I know its an alien concept to most of the thread, but some people like being alone.
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>>14319873
>some people like being alone.
They have ways to fix that. Some more direct than others.
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>>14319873

It would be pretty hard to be alone for too long in a setting with MGs in it. Even if you got away from one that raped/tried to rape you, there would be some other MG trying to get to you wherever else you went.
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>>14319868
The whole hentai logic is ridiculous though. No matter how good an orgasm is an actual person will still resent and hate a kidnapper. I can just see a monstergirl invasion happening only for them to be utterly destroyed by their own "husbands"
>he killed kathy in her sleep?
>but why?
>all she did was take him from everything he loved and assumed that frantic sex would be a good compensation!
I generally headcanon that monstergirls aren't this stupid anyway, but I digress.
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>>14319883
Interesting idea, isn't it? I wanted to write a story like this, but then I realized I can't write.
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>>14319883
Just stay in one of the countries controlled by the Order.
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A monstergirl kidnapped you! What do?
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>>14319902
It depends on the species.
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>>14319798
Honestly, Deruella would probably never do that, but she probably would partake of the goods alongside the wife. I mean, it only makes sense right? She's not a virgin, so she's definitely having sex, and her faction is described as being weirdly devoted to her and the aggressive interest in the pursuit of a global demon realm where every monster girl is given to sex with there husbands before anything else, which is contrary to the behavior in achieving the goal itself.

Monster girls like sex with intimacy, and it wouldn't be absurd to say that Deruella's faction is probably held strong by group sex between various MGs, their husbands, and Deruella with some other single MGs that follow her logic. She surely wouldn't have any 'Cumpumps' or 'fucktoys', she'd be preoccupied having fun with the couples she sets up, which explains everything nicely about her actions and motivations.
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>>14319902
Rejoice
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>>14319894
Those won't be around for long.
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>>14319902
Escape in the night. I enjoy our games of cat and mouse.
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>>14319902
Grab her boobs!
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>>14319894

There are those MGs who are tolerated who live there. Not to mention MGs who are disguised as humans.
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>>14319798
Well, she fucked the MC in Fallen Brides. But it was hardly NTR since harem was okay with it and even encouraged her to do it
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>>14319913
Oppai Loli makes me mad.
It makes me mad because it is the only kind I like.
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>>14319890
A few points.

A: It's made obvious that not every monster is a virgin in KC land and that many times the man runs away or pulls the old "going out to get cigarettes/pizza/beer" on her.

B: If they somehow decide you're the one though, you're fucked because mamano mana warps your brain into craving them more than anything.
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>>14319906
Does Deruella have some weird fetish for being a third wheel in this interpretation of her? Would she like to be the second wife of her husband?
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>>14319902
Leave myself at her mercy.
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>>14319914
A kobold is not going to rape you.
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>>14319890
It's not hentai logic. It's mindbreaking magic
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>>14319890
Yeah, it's pretty stupid and contrived, I agree.
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>>14319842
>Being this much of a beta.
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>>14319930
The idea of any Lilim bring second wife to anyone but another Lilim seems ridiculous to me, almost as much as the idea of having multiple Lilim wives.
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>>14319935
That sounds like something a kobold would say.
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>>14319940
Agreed.
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>>14319893

And then you'd become paranoid. Those married MGs? They'll probably trick you and lock you in a room with one of their friends who isn't married yet. Humans? Probably disguised as monsters waiting to ensure anyone foolhardy enough to drop their guard.
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>>14319940
As stupid and terrible as this probably sounds, I'd read a story where an MC is fucked by multiple Lilim.
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>>14319919
>mamano mana warps your brain into craving them more than anything
>KC:"N-no, but love though..."
That will never stop being funny.
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>>14319935

That's what they want you to think.
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>>14319919
>that many times the man runs away or pulls the old "going out to get cigarettes/pizza/beer" on her.
Nah, I'm pretty sure the girl is the one who chooses the guy. Many profiles say "if MG really likes the guy she will take him as husbando" etc etc
If MG chose a guy as her husbando he can't run away since they have mana detector. They would literally get you from underground/death
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>You will never be a beast hunter
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>>14319906
>>14319930
>>14319940
>>14319947
I like this conversation.
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>>14319954
Hobo Mitsurugi and Vampire Hunter too olD?
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>>14319941
>>14319951
No but seriously.
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>>14319952
They'll fuck pretty much whoever they can get their claws on, the choosing and deciding they like part is afterward for most of them.
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>>14319916
It's okay. The oppai sabbath is hard at work to ensure all prospective big brothers have a chance at their very own oppai loli!
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>>14319960

You can't fool me, kobold.
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>>14319952
We got any good stories about a husbando on the run?
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>>14319963
praise oppai sabbath.
membership has it rewards.
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>>14319961
Most likely during sex/orgasm when they taste guy's sperm/mana
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>>14319963
I want the oppaiest member they have
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>>14319971
all i can think of now is a genderflipped The Fugitive.
"The 6 armed woman killed my husband!"
"I don't care."
MG takes the plunge off the dam.
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>>14319980
that would probably be a Holst
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>>14319965
Fine, I will go naked into a pack of kobols and show you how safe it is.
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>>14319902
If she is carrying me I search for ticklish spots
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>>14319971
There was a story about guy running from lizardgirl to the Order castle. When he defeated her he also accidentally poked her eye out so she was full Snake mode sneaking in order territory
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>>14319980
I'd be careful, anon. Oppai is not meant to be taken lightly.
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>>14319994
you're crazy they'll rape you into the ground
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>>14319994
Then anon came back with a harem of Kobolds.
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>>14319998
Wow, that's ugly as fuck.
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>you will never play strip poker with a hellhound, dragon and anubis.
>you will never explain to them that the first one to be fully naked get impregnated.
>you will never then lose yourself, and get raped for the rest of the night.
>you will never find out they all got pregnant from that night.
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Bird Pussy Kingdom would like to thank all anons who currently reside with their borders.

Except that one MG racist anon, shame on you.




Spider Pussy Kingdom is evil.
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>>14320010
frfr really improved.
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>>14320000
No they won't. Kobolds are sweet nice girls and would never do such a thing.

>>14320003
No because they won't try to do anything and I won't either.
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>>14320010
>Except that one MG racist anon, shame on you
You'll never stop me.
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>>14320010
What if you work together to make pretty dresses out of silk and feathers?
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>>14320010
Can I just live in a kingdom not based on vaginas?
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>>14320010
But the bird pussy kingdom is just like the Ewok village in RotJ
>and I'm terrified of heights
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>>14320010
god I love the Bird Pussy Kingdom
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>>14320017
Human kingdoms are still the best, as always.
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>>14320017
There's the minotaur cock kindgom but that place smells weird.
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>>14320023
I guess you're right.
>>14320024
Nothing based around gentiles.
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>>14320012
anon they are monster in the end your going to get raped whether you want to believe it or not
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>>14320010
Thank you BPK. I can't get enough of my waifu's feathered pubes.
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>>14320010
Man I want to see the guy who talks all the kingdoms into sending their highest (and single) leaders to broker a truce between the lands, but it just comes out that he raped them all and plans on taking responsibility. You know for peace.
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>>14320012
Be prepared they will force you to do terrible things, head pats, chin scratching, belly rubs, hand holding!
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>>14320025
There's the kingdom of R'lyeh but people tend to not come back from there.
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>>14320030
THROUGH DICK.
UNITY.
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>>14320012
Now I want to see that scene where star lord trains the raptors in Jurassic World with a bunch of kobolds. And the guy is also naked.
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>>14319998
>>14319990
I am ready.

More than ready even.
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>>14320033
>Head pats
Thats okay so long as they wash their hair
>Chin scratching
Fine so long as they don't drool on me
>Belly rubs
Okay so long as they don't fight over it
>Hand Holding
Over the fucking line
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>>14320016
No.

>>14320017
...No.
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>>14320034
Dammit, I'll just live in the country.
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>>14320040
I wonder if harpies are afraid of KFC
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>>14320039
>Not drooling
>Any canine girl
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>>14320044
No. Well...maybe Cockatrice but it's not like anyone could catch her or avoid stone rape beams of rape.
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>>14320026
>>14320033
>>14320037
Next you will tell me that those nice mermaids who invited me to swim with them next week want to rape me as well.

Sorry but I don't believe you.
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>>14320052
No, it's fine.
Make sure to wear a smaller swimsuit. You need to be slim to keep up with them!
>>
>>14320052
Would a vapoureon girl count as a slimegirl as well as a nereid?
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>>14320052
Even worse, they want the same things as the kobolds. >>14320033
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>>14320052
tell me anon do you like caves
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>>14320052
Dense anon strikes again.
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>>14320061
>Tummy rubs
But Mermaids are all oily, rubbing their tummies would be gross!
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>>14320052
>Hey anon we found these cool underground caverns, want to check them out?
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>>14320052

can i have your stuff if you don't come back
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>>14320052
Yeah, monsters are always innocent.
Like the one Alraune I am seeing tommorow.
She said she would make me a nice salad.
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>>14320066
It could be worse, shark girls are sluts for nose rubs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCb7EharTf4
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>>14320067
I remember stranger danger from school.

It's taught doubly hard in Monster Girl land.
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>>14319939
>its beta to distrust a predator with sharp teeth that everyone else blindly adores
May people seem to have no control over their dogs because they assume people will like a barking dog leaping at them. But then many people are idiots.
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So i think i'm going to get a bronze bust of Miia

It looks like it's going to cost over 1000 if i want something life sized

you guys wouldn't happen to know anyone that could do well with the anime style would you?
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>>14320073
Snakepit, is that you?
How far are you gonna go man?
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>>14320073
Are you getting a life sized Miia Bust or a like size statue of Miia's Bust?
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>>14320028
Good man.
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>>14319971
I wonder if that would eventually break a monstergirl. After all, you can't lie to yourself forever when your "adoring husband" makes his fifth attempt at suicide to escape you.
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>>14320074
Till i die

>>14320075
Well, both now
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>>14320073
Are you the same Miiafag from the waifu threads?
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>>14320008
I want to play strip poker against a yeti and lose, only for her to innocently ask if I'm cold without my clothes on and give me a hug.
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>>14320079
That depends on where these threads are

I don't go to /a/ besides occasionally popping by the mon musu thread to see if Leon posted anything there

i'm on other sites though
>>
>>14320073
When are you going to pay a development team to create a virtual Miia waifu experience for you?
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>>14320073
>>
>>14320073
>Thinking you'll get real bronze for 1K
You'll get some cheap polystone with a coldcast film. And that says nothing about the actual sculpt quality.

Smartest thing to do would be to try to find a weeb in your local college art department and get them to do it as a labor of love. After all, once the master is made, they can make many copies.
>>
>>14320091
Oh, well thank you anon, i know literally nothing about sculpting and do not want to be swindled
>>
If I get taken by monster girls I'm going down kicking and screaming.

I don't care if I don't even get to resist that long, I going for that punch to the face. those girls will work to get me!
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>>14320099
A good amount of them enjoy struggle anon.
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>>14320099
the more you struggle the hard they're going to rape you anon don't fight it
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>>14320099
>not becoming super strong to protect yourself
I have no pity for the likes of you.
>>
>You transfer into MGC High
>You're a depressed slacker with crappy grades, but you're actually really smart
>One day a kikimora girl suddenly stops you in the hall and begins talking to you in an authoritative way
>You find out later she's the president of the student council
>As you're leaving school one day, she stops you and makes her intentions clear
>She tells you that she's chosen you as her master and that from here on out she'll serve as your personal servant

What do you do?
>>
>>14320112
Tell her to mind her own fucking business.
>>
>>14320108
>not just bringing a gun
I know its lazy, but most of them will die from multiple gunshot wounds. Let's see their 'love' protect them from that.
>>
>>14320112
Bend her over a desk somewhere.
If its my actual high school self then I spill my spaghetti.
>>
>>14320122
>being /k/ instead of /tg/
I mean, that's up to you, I guess...
>>
>>14320112
I'm not some high society douche so I immediately decline and go about my way.
>>
>>14320112
I was home schooled
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>>14320099
>going for that punch to the face
use the dropkick of shame, it works everytime
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>>14320108
>Not just becoming a monster-girl hunter and selling their horns, fangs, scales, fur, and claws on the black market.
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>>14320127
Like I said, its lazy, but even as a guy in a nation that doesn't allow guns I know how powerful they are. There's a reason why we don't use swords anymore.
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>>14320122
>scare all the nice girls away
>now the only monsters that go after you are the wurms, the ushi-onis and other such invincible rape trains
Real smooth thinking, faggot.
>>
>>14320133
>Selling ground up succubus parts to barren monsters

Traditional Demon Realm Medicine is a good business.
>>
>>14320131
How was that, I am genuinly curious.
Like when did the learning start and end?
>>
>>14320133
>being so weak that material wealth still has meaning to you
Step it up senpai.
>>
>>14320084
If Yeti loses one hand she has to take off her scarf, she has nowhere to go from there!
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>>14320141
>Not using material wealth to buy expensive reagents to become a god
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>>14320135
Without guns, sword fighting would be fancier and we would have actually tried to create more fighting styles that can kill with one punch.
>>
>>14320136
Fuck. Well, that's worst case scenario shit anyway. I doubt rumours will spread if there are no witnesses.
I think a monstergirl invasion would reveal me to be a horrible person, and I feel kind of sad about this
>>
>>14320146
>needing equipment
Sure, it's a bonus, but if you need it that badly, you still have a long way to go.
>>
Screw it, if monstergirl become a thing I'd take up the One Punch Man training regime and hope I can surpass human limitations too.
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>>14320073
>bronze bust of Miia
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
DO IT!
>>
>>14320152
Spells need reagents mane.
Human's cant just use magic like some monster. You gotta work for that shit.

By killing monsters and so forth.
>>
>>14320148
Nah man. We'd just have autoloading crossbows or air rifles. The concept is just too good to no be pursued by all the various militaries.
>>
>>14320112
>A monstergirl will never try her hardest to bring back my smile.
Fuck, man.
>>
>>14320158
What? No, who told you that nonsense?
>>
>>14320156
>become wizard
>never have to lift
Screw you /fit/, ain't nobody got time for that shit.
>>
>>14320148
Are you telling us that you believe we would have kenshiro about if t wasn't for firearms?
>>
>>14320112
>She prepares you lunch everyday in the home economics room
>She forces you to join extracurricular clubs to enrich yourself
>She forces you into student government so that you can get leadership experience
>She monitors you during PE and prepares supplements and routines to ensure your optimal fitness
>She helps you study and keeps you focused on your school work
>She cleans up and helps around your house
>You take her out for cute deitous on the weekend

>Rumors spread and the other girls begin to ask why a highly intelligent, popular, and diligent girl like her would bother to go out with a seeming loser like you
>"I guess I see something in him you don't."

>"I'll be with you for the rest of high school, college, and then every year after that."
>>
>>14320156
What is his regime? Never read it
>>
>>14320149
A monster invasion would quickly drive me to suicide.
There's no way I could stand the Dark Priests soapboxing on every corner, and I would never feel safe walking to class.
Between the threats of being jumped and kidnapped, and being called a faggot for not wanting to fuck them 24/7, effectively wasting tuition, I'd lose my goddamned mind.
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>>14320175
EVERY SINGLE DAY ANON.
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>>14320175
I don't remember the exact numbers, but aside from the running, it's below athlete level.
>>
>>14320179
>not just earning a degree in rape
>with your professor being that CC dark elf that just moved in next door
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>>14320162
Talking book.
See, says it right here.
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>>14320179
Don't worry. You'll alp soon enough.
>>
>>14320112
Actively strive to get better
>>
>>14320190
Then pick up another school of magic. Only plebs need shit for casting.
>>
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>>14320156
>if monstergirl become a thing
Good thing you don't need to worry about that
It will never be real

>>14320184
It's not that much actually
>>
>>14320199
The other magics don't let me summon the things that say nice things to me in my dreams though.
>>
>>14320112
>>14320173
I just want to live my life with a kikimora. and then even in death after we die accidentally and are brought back to life by that nice lich down the street
>>
>>14320203
Who cares about gay shit like that? Don't you wanna blow things up?
>>
>>14320201
And no AC/Heating. To train the mind.
>>
>>14320218
No, I just really want to bring back the things who talk to me in my sleep.
They said they've been in the ocean for a few years.
>>
>>14320219
Does he run 10 km in circles in one room or something?
>>
>>14320099
>Anon arrives in monstergirl land
>Almost instantly, girls try to court him in various ways
>Some smile and try to get to know him
>Others will jump on him to try and rape
>All of them end up running away, crying, usually in various states of injury
>That cute fennec foxgirl had a bite taken out of an ear
>The infamously predatory manticore of the town had her tail tied in a knot
>A couple of ghouls ate the barrel of a gun, and had to go to the local lich to fix the holes in the back of their heads
>The birdbrained harpy was lured into a trap involving a half open door, a bucket of glue, and a bag full of breadcrumbs
>Eventually, all the monstergirls get together
>They decide the only way to get Anon to accept monsterpussy, is to go full deplorable
>The local lich casts a spell on an alice, enhancing the strength of her magical aura and hiding her demonic features
>Alice is then blindfolded and left on the road Anon takes on his daily commute
>Some time later, Anon happens upon a girl crying in an allyway, saying she got lost and doesn't know where she is
>Taking pity on the girl, and wanting to protect her from assault by any unscrupulous monsters, Anon offers to help her home
>From around the corner, several monstergirls snigger as their plan is executed all according to keikaku

Life, uh, finds a way.
>>
>>14320226
They should probably stay there. As for me, I'm too busy exploring the cosmos...with my explosions.
>>
>>14320231
>Stay there
Whenever I bring that up they yell at me and I find another corpse in my shed.
>>
>>14320228
No, that would be silly. Oh, and make sure to get three meals a day. A banana for breakfast is fine sometimes.
>>
>>14320235
>neverending corpse shed
You could probably rent that to a necromancer.
>>
>>14320173
>forcing me to do anything
Yeah, good luck with that. My laziness is legendary and I don't take kindly to bossy women.
>>
>>14320239
Then I could probably not have to kill monsters for money to buy reagents.
Buying human sacrifices will be much easier now.
>>
>>14320140
I started in middle school
got fed up with it when i was 17 and got my GED

it varies in quality depending on how dedicated your parents are and mine where always at work so i was basically self educated
>>
>>14320226
>You'll never summon a cute harem of Shoggoths to keep you company.
Damn it.
>>
I hate bullies!
>>
>>14320179
>drive me to suicide.
Have fun with your wisp waifu.
>>
>>14320173
How would a Kiki react to a man who just doesn't care? Like he knows those things will make him better and he still just doesn't care and refuses to do anything she tries to force him to do?
>>
>>14320250
I can't summon them yet.
I am at deep ones right now.
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>>14320252
I empathise, unless the bully is a monstergirl.
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>>14320262
What is that thing which the mitten abyssal dropped, anyway?
>>
http://imgur.com/a/PdM3t
I didn't compile this, I'm just passing it on for all the Elin lovers.
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>>14320230
So is that a Suck-your-butt or a girl who they plan to turn into a monster?
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>>14320263
A hishimochi or something.
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