What would it be like having Yuuka as a girlfriend?

Like a picnic on a sunny day in botanical gardens, but all the time.

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>>14316104
She has lots of images involving feet, so probably lots of foot rubbing and licking.

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>>14316104
It would be extremely painful.

Fatal probably.

Yuuka wouldn't make a very good girlfriend or even friend. She's fated to life alone and wither away like one of her sunflowers.

It'd be absolute heaven for a masochist. Probably hell for anybody else.

Yuuka's probably pretty nice as long as you don't fuck with her flowers.

>>14316104
crotch stompingly painful

>>14316154
She's a big youkai

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>>14316180

Does Yuuka decapitate her mate post-coitus?

Maybe it's best to admire her from afar like this.

>>14316181
Roleplaying where she's dressed as a bee and you as a flower. I bet she'd pollinate you real good.

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You'd be scared all the time and she might seriously injure you during sex on accident, but it'd be really sweet for an old youkai like her to fall in love with a human.

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>>14316543
She'll also vastly outlive you and probably forget about you soon enough from her perspective. But as long as you could put up with her bullshit and constant lying she'd make a pretty good girlfriend.

>>14316600
That's why you would become a magician so you could spend the rest of eternity by her side. Mercury and arsenic pulsing through your veins is a trifle if it means you can be with Yuuka forever.

*random_yandere_cartoon*

>>14316214
I do not understand Ukrainian.

>>14316692
I don't either but I know the translation:
>A sadist and a masochist are in a room
>The masochist says: "Hurt me"
>The sadist replies: "No"

I think she is more interested in eating humans rather than loving them.

>>14316855
is she a cannibal

>>14316916
she's not human so eating them wouldn't make her one

I bet she smells really nice.

>>14316543
>>14316600
Yuuka would make a great mom

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>>14317250
Probably... not.

Hard, but rewarding.

>>14317269
http://exhentai.org/g/521571/e7c088836c/
http://exhentai.org/g/696653/ad4ca1a1b7/

There is potential

>>14316825
It's Finnish

>>14316104
I can't see Yuuka in that hat. In Gensokyo going without an accessory is a sign of dominance.

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>>14318585
Yuuka is a beast of the highlands. Hair flowing freely unrestrained by hat or helmet, a black and red checkered skirt reminiscent of the kilts of scottish warriors, and she doesn't even wield a claidheamh-mòr because her physical attacks with her hands alone are stronger than the Dagda's. What a majestic and powerful being, I wish I could even bask in the presence of such a queen among warriors.

>>14318596
A warrior is someone who fights and struggles for something or someone. That's the one thing Yuuka doesn't do. She lives a peaceful life among her beloved flowers content to know that she could kill everyone in Gensokyo with her bare hands if she wanted to. She lives a life for herself alone.

>>14321586
more

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>>14316104
That 3D model invariably reminds me of pushing touhouwards

>>14322943
why

>>14316129
thats not chocoalot.

>>14322943
Me too


>Sometimes I pull so hard, I rip the skin!

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Yuuka got you a present!

>>14325949
Can I come inside?

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Yuuka would make a good wife for long years on farmland

>>14325979
i wish i had a girlfriend like yuuka

I hope she would let me smell her sock-clad feet!

>>14325949
That's wrong, Yuuka. You have to be restrained by the ribbons.

>>14327370
You're supposed to unwrap and play with her big, bouncy, swollen, chock-full-of-milk breasts!

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>>14325922
I know, it's chocolate.

>>14328644
me as wriggle

>>14328935
Cute antennae, dude.

>>14329051
thank you kind person

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Yuuka's smile is perfect!

>>14331027
Beat it, Gyro.

>>14331027
Arigatou... Gyro....

>>14331037
tea

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>>14316154
>>14317269
Oh god, please post more.

This is a face of a real youkai, not this fucking self-insert fetishization bullshit.

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>>14333509
This is the face of a real youkai

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>>14317290
Yuuka suffering the pain of losing her only child is moe!

>>14335422
what is a video like this called

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>>14335450
love

>>14335610
>>14335422
Please let here be more.

I don't suppose anyone has source on who made this?

>>14335711
>>>/a/

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>>14333509
Sure thing.
Here is a picture of mild mannered, kind-to-her-friends, sweet angel Yuukarin~ Canon version.

>>14336103
That's not the proper way to drink tomato juice.

>>14336358
for you

>>14336358
No but it's a fun way

>>14316207
anata no tame ni

>>14335415
So moe~

>>14316692
Ukrainian is in cyrillics. That was Finnish.

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>>14335355
This is the face of a real youkai. Edgefags can get out.

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>>14338220
She's a youkai, anon. She feeds on human flesh and enjoys human suffering.

>>14339065
for you

>>14339065
Please shove your parasol in my urethra, Yuuka-chan

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>>14339065
But she always does it with a smile.

>>14335422
Eh. Angry stomping is a bitch too much.

I'd rather her just rub her feet on my face with a perverted smile.

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>>14339065
She's a big softie.

>>14341449
This doujin was great even if I couldn't understand it at all.

>>14341145
Yes! Just like that! While giggling and calling me a creep for who enjoys a girl's smelly feet in his face!

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>>14342195
Ara ara, kiss it like it's your lover anon~

>>14317290
Wait so Youka is not Yuuka but wil become Yuuka? Also does this mean Yuuka's species just grow from sunflowers?

Like being in the womb.
But sharper, and more painful.
Quite fragrant, however.

>>14345845
The idea is to be Yuuka's boyfriend. Not dinner.

>>14316104
Painful.

>>14345853
I'd love to be Yuuka's boyfriend-dinner hybrid!

>>14345853

I mean mentally in the womb.
Whatever that means.

>>14346396
If you mean to be mothered by Yuuka, then that sounds fun!

Just cuddling up on her tummy while she pats you, rubs you and hums to you!

>>14346411
hums?

>>14316104
What is a girlfriend like?

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>>14352008
Hugs and kisses.

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>>14352574
what would kissing yuuka feel like

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>>14353626
You would feel warm and fuzzy inside!

>>14317290
Fuck, this is the first Touhou stuff I ever read, it's what got me into the whole series. And it was a pretty damn depressing start.

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>>14353860
I got it I got it.

>>14316104

Look, she'd talk about flowers with you all day or how she wants to become stronger and stronger, you'd have to work and maintain the flower garden together with her all day long and she'd complain on how you can't keep up the pace with her even though she knows very well you are just a human, but she'd all these things i mentioned above with a warm smile on her face.

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>>14355225

I like it! Well done.

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>>14355530
Yuuka gets an intense, embarrassed thrill when someone looks at her breasts. What a pervert!

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>>14356199
You've got guts, accusing Yuuka of something like that.

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>>14356199
Welcome home

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>>14356264
Do you think she gets walked in on in states of undress by accident? All the time? Hmmmm?

>>14356299
Helo anon!

>>14355225
What did you use to shoop that?

>>14356810
I didn't make it.

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>>14352574
This could have been really nice if only she was a little bit closer

>>14362075
I want to snuggle up with Yuuka's breasts, on a park bench on a cool autumn night!

>>14365268
Just the breasts?

>>14365268
No, the whole Yuuka too! I'd rest my head against her milky melons, but I'd also cuddle my whole body with hers! And hold her hands!

>>14365292
why breasts

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I wish I could be Yuuka and step on insolent little weeds that had the nerve to think they had a chance in my garden

>>14368877
l-lucky weeds

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>>14369476
Oh my, how pathetic does someone have to be that they would envy something as low as a weed.

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>>14369559
Being stepped on by Yuuka-san would be a privilege!

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>>14368877
Removing zits with Yuka!

>>14373224
why