What makes a hag?

Hags have to be full of themselves, you can't be a hag if you're getting shit all the time.

>>14311631
Shit that makes sense.
Maybe one day she will change from the ugly duckling into the radiant hag we all know she can be.
So she's in her own demi-hag tier, right?

>>14311625
Ran has a superior, potentially a motherly figure to her. Therefore, she cannot be a hag, because of this dynamic.

Age is literally just a number in gensokyo. Youmu is at least 60 years old and she's much less mature than some of the girls that are in normal little girl years

>>14311659
>Ran has a superior
Yes, but
>Motherly
Yukari is nothing motherly towards Ran. She isnt a mother biologically, and she doesnt act like a mother (viewing Ran as a tool, sometimes beating her).
That wouldnt make Ran less of a hag, but merely elevate Yukari to grand hag.

>>14311677
>viewing Ran as a tool, sometimes beating her
She's just like a mom!

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>>14311683
My mom never beat me.
Thats probably why I'm a neet posting on /jp/ when I should be looking for jobs.

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>>14311625
best and most intelligent girl in Gensokyo

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>>14311701
Please dotn post images that make her look fat.
>Most intelligent
>Doesnt know what her master is planning
I love Ran, but lets not get ahead of ourselves here.

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>>14311707
Probably knows but pretends she doesn't

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>>14311625
She is a cristmas cake as Iku-san,

>>14311738
Ran is very powerful!

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>>14311742
Finest grade cake.

>>14311701
>Most intelligent
>Is subservient

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>>14312013
She does everything for Yukari while she sleeps

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>>14311980

>>14312013
Small price to pay to share infinite power.

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>>14311701
>most intelligent girl in Gensokyo
that's not how you spell
E I R I N
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>>14312055
Shouldnt her tails be visible in that image?
How do you fuck up so badly and miss Ran's tails?

>>14312094
Yukari is smarter.
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Bohemian_Archive_in_Japanese_Red/Ran
>nobody is able to verify her computations

Earth wins again.

>>14311951
>>14311742
It's a shame Yukari would probably beat her if she started dating, saying some bullshit about "not following orders". Ran is doomed for eternal Christmas cake status. (Yukari is too, but she wont care when she sleeps most of the time)

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>>14312135
It's obvious she uses magic in her calculus. It's literally like using a calculator. Also implying that calculating the sizes of things isn't easy if you have the measurements. Can you even geometry? Call back when she invents something like Hourai Elixir.

>>14312135
There is a solution for ''eternal Christmas cake status'', give your love equally to both of them, and play with Chen a lot.

Because her mom is Yukari.

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>>14312211
>give your love equally to both of them, and play with Chen a lot.
Yukari is canonically not nice personality wise to pretty much everyone. She is incapable of love.
Also if she did love you, she would eventually get jealous of Ran.
Chen is irrelivent, she will make Ran like yo more, but the issue isnt Ran liking or disliking you. It's that Yukari wouldnt allow anyhting.

>>14311707
Intelligence is not a good thing in a woman. The more intelligent they are the more reasons they will be able to find to be angry at you and eventually get fed up with and leave you.

>>14312307
Don't underestimate the power of the D

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>>14312364
>The more intelligent they are the more reasons they will be able to find to be angry at you

Basically this would only happen if you are a piece of shit that doesn't deserve an intelligent, beautiful and elegant wife.

Back to your lolis, at least they won't question how much of a terrible person you might be.

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>>14312379
>Anon thinking he can ever use his dick on Yukari
It's like you want her to gap it into a ferret hutch.

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>>14312413
>at least they won't question how much of a terrible person you might be.
I assume Remilia has high standards. Aside from Sanae and fairies, I assume all of them have standards beyond /jp/.

>Basically this would only happen if you are a piece of shit that doesn't deserve an intelligent, beautiful and elegant wife.

Eirin is smart enough to know you are vastly inferior to the robo husbando she has been bulding.
How do you convince her otherwise? Remember, she's insanely smart and knows you cant compete with a robot even if you tried your best.

>>14312468
Easy, a robot can't love you of its own free will while a human can.

>>14312535
Any AI thats advanced enough could easily act like a human being, so there would be no difference in the end.

>>14312558
A robot has no free will becaue it acts upon pre programmed algorithms and also has no soul. A robot is nothing but a sex doll.

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She's a caring and young-at-heart maiden!

But look out! This fox can have a rebellious streak too!

>>14312569
CHROMATIC

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>>14312569
Terrible art, but Ran with a choker is something I havent seen before. No complaints there.

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>>14314495
Why is she dragging Chen into such slutty cothing? This isnt like her at all.

>>14311742
>>14312135
What's the difference between a Christmas cake and a hag?

ara ara levels.

>>14317627
A hag chooses to remain single and chaste.
A Christmas Cake is a person who isnt signle by choice.

In Ran's case, it's her being a single mom who lives with the most distrusted and feared Yokai, along with the idea Kitsune are going to fuck up the lives of people charmed by them. Several stories of them ruining empires.

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>>14317645
>being a single mom
Chen isn't her kid, dude

>>14317774
Foxster mom

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>>14317774
>Chen isn't her kid
I'd say a shikigami is pretty much a kid, Yukari is a grandmother.

>>14319501
Does Gra...Yukari save herself in this telling?

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>>14319546
No one escapes her fluffy death grip.
Yukari probably fell asleep the moment after she was embraced.

>>14311625
A Hag is a stuck-up bitch.

Ran catches shit from Yukari and is very loving to Chen. Ran is NOT a hag.

>>14319712
I want to be gripped between Ran's butt and feet!