Touhou - why?

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>>14282077

No dude, Touhou is nice.

The games are fun. The nice music and cute girls are just icing on the cake.

>>14282083

Problems with Touhou:

>most characters seem to wear diapers on their heads which makes me cringe beyond belief

>there is no story at all

>>14282091
>lol le diper heds
>video games need stories to be fun
Quit bitchin' m8

>>14282095

The games themselves don't need story, but this character-based obsession does.

>uninnovative games with barely interesting characters
>there is no story at all

What a terribly lacking of cognition empty head you have, OP.

Her thighs are way too long in OP's pic.

Pic ruined, can't fap.

>>14282112
No they're not. He's just shit at perspective.

"Why are you looking at silly cartoons when you have me Onii-chan?!"

I'm quoting OP's heart.

Dress up as his favorite touhou OP.

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>>14282091
No story at all , seriously? you didnt even pay attention.

Also , the fanbase produce the best Non-H doujins we've seen since decades. You just have to lurk for that , because remember , doujin fanworks are part of touhou.

Start with this : http://exhentai.org/g/271348/c8b691784c/

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>I have a friend who can only fap to touhou
Forgive me, OP but how the fuck do you know this shit? You and your friend talk about your daily faps? What the fuck man, that ain't healthy. I've been fapping to hentai only since many years ago and NO ONE knows about this.

>>14282077
Is that Yukari asking for help on her compooper?

That's cute.

>>14282158
>You and your friend talk about your daily faps?

Yes, we do. I think it's more than healthy.

>>14282175
Ewww

The last guy I told my sexual fantasies to reported me to the school counselor.

>>14282158
Nothing wrong with that if you have a good friend who's into this kind of things.

I can't fap to original characters too, and animes last just a few days the time to watch them while Touhou is never ending because of the games, music and literature. and there's no fetish that you can't find with the tag touhou

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>>14282158
Having a friend you can be cocklusty with is great.

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Cute girls, mature girls, lolis and lots of lewds.

Sex sells. Pretty simple.

>>14282390

>I can't fap to original characters

I cannot understand this.

>>14282495
Mostly because fapping to a character you know and has a source material is like fapping to a "real" character, with a personality/background/etc and not just a random drawing made just for jerking off to.

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>>14282077
>I even have a friend who can only fap to Touhou.
Your "friend" really tells you what specific subject matter they fap to? Interesting..

>Whenever he browses danbooru, he searches for pictures with the "touhou" tag.
You.. watch them do this? Or he specifically tells you this kind of info? He's quite open about himself for sure!

>He simply cannot fap to a picture unless it's one of these diaperheads.
Obviously this is all refering to yourself, OP. It's okay! No need to be in denial over it, bro.
Go with the flow.

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There's a touhou for just about every sexual preference and fetish. Most of them don't even match up with their in-universe depictions, but I guess that doesn't matter for fetishists.

Hell look at the cast of EoSD for example. Every single character (bar reimu/marisa) has some sort of central theme in their lewder artwork.
>rumia: vore, loli
>daiyousei/cirno: loli
>meiling: muscle, big tits
>koakuma: succubus
>patchouli: bbw or skeleton depending on who draws it, big tits
>sakuya: timestop, maid fetish
>remilia/flanders: bloodplay

>>14282638
Actually, he's talking about me.

I just live touhou THAT much.

>>14282374
>Told friend I'm into traps
>Made small comment about him having a feminine figure as a joke
>Avoided me for weeks
Keep your fetishes to yourself. No good comes of it

>>14282091
>thinking that all characters look fucking same just change eyes and hair
This is not Kancolle.
>thinking there is no story
Once again, this is not Kancolle.

>>14282077
Nips went insane after 2 nukes, there's no any other explanation. Not even an average danmaku game, shit art, and a complete mutilation of the japanese folk.

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is this the Yukari thread?

>>14282077
I dunno about you but that Yukari is a real cutie.

>>14282091
>To me every character seems to be a 900-year-old witch that looks like a child wearing 19th century doll clothing yet still boasts superpowers ridiculous enough to make a 5-year-old cringe. My best guess is that this is some kind of an autism trigger.
>there is no story at all

Have you even bothered doing a little research, playin the game, reading a written work, anything? You've been puzzled for years and you didn't even bother to do that?

And what's your hatred towards hats? Did bullies flip yours every single time you started hating on them?

>>14282077
I just find it relaxing, magical girls doing magical girls thing and taking it easy. I need escapism from my daily stress, and 2hu brings it in a conveniently made package complete with games, manga, music and porn in almost unlimited quantities

I like to hold shift for focused movement.
And I like the music.

>>14282077
I want to cum all over Yukari's naked back and see her twitch everytime she feels the hot semen landing on her milky white skin.


This explains most of it OP.
Also add trumpets, frills, math functions and subtle fetishism.

>>14282645
Oh man i've been looking for the crests for months. Is there a sample version for marisa's one?

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>>14282091
>there is no story at all

Shit tier bait tbh

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>>14283292

>>14283529
Second from the right, and second from the bottom.

the porn

>>14282157
That was an excellent read. Thank you

>>14283292

>and subtle fetishism.

What??

Underrated post.

>>14285058
Look>>14282645

>>14282823
Underrated post.

>>14282454
Worst artist

>>14282077
>diaperheads
Back to J.T. Sexkik's channel.

>>14282077

You'd better not be obsessed to scrap metal boats now that you've said all these. You'd be five levels above our autism otherwise.

>I even have a friend

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