/brit/

imagine being a jap and having to work 90 hours a week for minimum wage hahah can't even FATHOM it

GIRLS WITH BIG WILLIES

>>79586411
Dont forget living in a literal shipping container

I trusted you, I confided in you. But you forgot what a man like myself can tolerate. A man such as myself, a man with status, a high caliber man. There's a lot that a man like myself can go through in life before he reaches his limits.
And you knew that and you abused that. You knew that about me and you abused that. You knew about my good will and you took advantage of me like a fool. You made me look like a fool in front of my family. You made me look like a fool in front of my family. (twice)
And yet I forgive you, and I let you into my castle. I forgive you. And I let you into my castle.
Shame on me. There's a lot that a man can be put through in life, but not this. Not this.
What's this ? W-what's this ?
Do you mind telling me ?
What could this be ?
Last I counted there were at least seventy or eighty chocolates in here. And now where there were many - there are none.
I told you there was one rule, I told you there was one rule. (twice)
You touched my chocolates, and now you're dead.

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*heems you*

>>79586411
they work less hours on average than brits and have at least one three day weekend every month

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BARBARA PALVIN

>>79586286
it's the same website so it's all stored on the same server. they probably have an anti cheating service to detect when two concurrent games are too close for it to be coincidence. they'd just compare the moves and see if there's a match after a given threshold. no way to tell for certain but if there's 50 same moves it's pretty likely

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you arrive in london

man thinks he's bad in his stone island jacket

Wear Prada brogues meself

>>79586467
P E N G D O N

adidas or nike ?

>>79586454
>they work less hours on average than brits

uhh doubt this sweety

t. worked in japan(not as an english teacher)

>>79586467
>still manages to be k i n o

>>79586491
CHEBS

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im a complete fucking mongoloid who never did maths beyond gcse years ago and kept fucking it up but here's what i think is the definitive result
an 'average' knob (6x5 inches), assuming it's roughly even in girth throughout, is 195.6cm cubed, or 195.6ml
a really rather large one (7.5x6) is 352.55, bigger than a can of coke
a smaller one (5*4.5) is 132.03 ml
from this i think 200ml is a nice round number for roughly average

>>79585461
literally my fetish

>>79586411
Japanese don't work that much
honestly yanks work the most hours and get the least pay
they just "work" overtime AKA going out drinking with the lads instead of going home to the wife

what do the colors of everyone's flags stand for? for america, red stands for homemade apple pie, white is the color of or founders, and blue is the thin blue line held by police officers keeping our nation safe

>>79586467
is this children of men

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>High Elves, like other elven races, refer to themselves as "Tel'Quessir", which roughly translates as "The People". Non-elves are referred to as "N'Tel'Quessir", which translates as "Not-People". This is not nearly as racist in practice as it first appears, but merely shows the bond that elves feel with members of their own race.

>>79586510
I also worked in Japan (not as an English teacher)

the work stereotypes are complete bullshit

Day 1 of my 3 days off work, spent a little time playing Infamous, watching some Orange is the New Black, later in the day I watched X-Factor and went out for hot sauce (ate Fajitas). At night I put the boxing on in the background, might stay up late for the big Canelo/GGG bout.

I also ventured out in the morning to pick up my missed delivery from yesterday, it was my women’s coat. Size 12 and it fits well, a bit boxy, might return for a size 10. Manga arrived today too but one of the corners of the cover were folded, going to return it for a replacement or refund.

Not enough confidence to go out girl mode, played around with the idea for a while but couldn’t do it.

I talked a little about laser hair removal with my mother, she wants to get rid of her chin hairs. It was a very normal conversation and she just picked my brain about costs and the process, nothing personal.

I’m stressed about work, I know I’ve got 30+ replies that are just going to get assigned to someone else before I can sort them.

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>>79586522
>>79586522

whats the best website to buy shoes?

>>79586561
clarks

>>79586491
genuinely not man enough to have sex with a specimen like this

>>79586411
japanese work culture is mental

you basically never leave the job you got after leaving education, and if you do, you're fucked

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anime

>>79586548
dont fucking care fuck off to r9k with your blogposts

>>79586552
blows your mind when you realize the blues are the same shade, it's just an illusion making it look different because of the contrast with the red

Anyone know when this cunt will fuck off? I wanna know when to check back in with /brit/.

eating purple onions always make my throat sore i hate it

>>79586592
dont think they're the same colour 2bh

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i dont want to go my workplace tomorrow hahahaha

>>79586592
no it isnt

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despise the working ""class""

>>79586545
hahaha no you didn't sweety pie xxx

>>79586592
holy shit.

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>>79586561
mr porter

just copped these for a day's wages

Watching the new Annie film on channel 4

despise the """"""""""""""working"""""""""""""""" """"""class"""""

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Watching law & order

>>79586582
cum

>>79586612
kill them takeshi, kill them all

>>79586441

>in this department we go by the book
>bye book

top tier

>>79586561
outside

>>79586656
>man wears shoes carved from wood

woah

someone remind me to respond to this post with a smug anime girl when I'm in Tokyo next week >>79586637

>>79586635
old people?

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>>79586680
damn it even is a holiday next day this damned society

I've got a really passive aggressive housemate. I'm a really good housemate, clean, don't inconvenience anyone, always think about others before doing everything.

But this housemate always talks to me with this really negative tone (she hasn't said anything negative, just bad vibes). dunno why.

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>tfw I'll never be a teenage girl in highschool

>>79586702
remember to respond to this post >>79586637 with a smug anime girl when you're in Tokyo next week

>>79586708
dressing like a chav ironically is art hoe essential since some time now

>>79586708
sounds like the middle class alright

>>79586708
Alri hetty douglas

Japan isn't even in the top 20 countries by suicide rate

Belgians kill themselves more

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did someone say chebs?

>>79586748
im fine being a boy. high school was calm

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check em

think i shit myself

>>79586748
looking slimmer hun x

I've been doing coke fir days so forgive me if this is stupid but I saw pm BBC news "3 critically ill after crash ". To me you're I'll when you're sick or diseased. A car crash victim isn't I'll they're injured who agrees with me

>>79586738
>talking to housemates
Normie

>>79586738
>move away from london
>actually BUY your own place instead of giving 3/4 of your paycheck to mr noseberg every month
>/????
>profit!

>>79586748
post face with makeup

REALLY IMPORTANT POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/13950090

http://www.strawpoll.me/13950090

http://www.strawpoll.me/13950090

>>79586781
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee >>79586777 fuck you cunt

>>79586748
post face

poley remember that time you committed sex crimes by filming unknowing female parties in a shared toilet with a hidden camera?

surely you must remember that Amir? why is it so hard for you to admit?

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>>79586708

>>79586771
Because they're robots

Life is a living death

>>79586786
cokelad is at it again

fucking hell you're mad

>>79586738
just ask her about it

she might just be having a hard time herself

>>79586837
yeah and you'd know all about how to live a happy and fulfilling life

fucking state of yourself

>>79586748
teenage girls are horrid.

ok so this is what people tell me how it is, I have no clue but right:

>teenage boy bully
>stops if the other person can't take it anymore

>teenage girl bully
>will laugh like a psycho and continue bullying the other girl.

>>79586824
Wtf

Is she dating lil peep

>>79586837
post face pic with makeup

>>79586824
>Best guess for this image: Nihilism
lol

>>79586805
february or january since it's nice and cool and also not too rainy and also no christmas/other holiday shite

>>79586783
Fuck off, bully

>>79586797
Can't do make up

>>79586823
Can't prove anything and she fled back to her commie block

>>79586771
belgium is fucking drab that's why.
>>79586789
Not a profit because
>lose my job
>implying i won't be earning twice as much as non-london runts in about a year

honestly i hate london as much as the next man, but if your career trajectory doesn't significantly benefit from being there, you're not going places.

I want to do my time in london, finesse the experience to move abroad for 'senior' roles in my field. you on the other hand will be stuck working in grimsby's poundland for the rest of your life.

>>79586805
december is the normie month. the neuroatypical month is january because you can actually be alone

/november masterrace/
birthday is in november too

belgium isnt even a real country

>>79586858
nah that sounds right
I got bullied by a few psycho women at school
not very nice

>>79586878
you're a girl and can't even do fucking makeup

>>79586878
proper creature you are eh.

>>79586858
You're forgetting

>teenage PAKI bully
Bullies you at every opportunity for years and genuinely enjoys it, will take every chance to escalate your suffering, will show no mercy

>>79586904
your parents shagged in february, tossers

>>79586904
your parents eloped conceived you on valentine's day you utter white trash underclass scum

https://goodmenproject.com/families/6-signs-youre-a-man-with-daddy-issues-kcon/

Many men deny any resemblance to their father. Underneath that denial is a deep-rooted hurt and anger that they carry on their shoulders, because they entered adulthood with unsatisfied needs in their father-son relationship.

I was one of those men.

I went to great lengths to avoid any contact with my father. My hurt and resentment was so strong. If I avoided being around him, I could avoid feeling the hurt and anger. Rather than deal with my feelings about my father, I kept them stuffed inside. But they showed up in other relationships, especially in my marriage.

We develop dysfunctional coping habits. These habits are the six signs that you’re a man with daddy issues:

1. You’re aloof. You focus your mind on things other than what’s going on in your relationships. You miss cues from those around you that your relationships need your attention.

2. You’re unconcerned. It’s difficult for you to walk a mile in someone else’s shoes because you’re not comfortable in your own. You find it impossible to relate to others experiences emotionally. What concerns you most is how something impacts you.

3. You’re disrespectful. It’s not on purpose. You just don’t have a clue how to show respect.

4. You’re commitment-phobic. You learned early in life not to rely on people. They were unreliable. They always disappointed you, and that hurt. To avoid being hurt again, you avoid making commitments.

5. You’re irresponsible. You were never able to figure out how to do things right. It seemed like the rules always changed. Rather than be blamed for things going wrong when you do everything to try to get them right, it’s easier just say, “Hey, it wasn’t my fault!”

6. You’re unaffectionate. If you were touched at all as a child, it was to have the crap beat out of you. Showing affection by touching someone doesn’t come naturally for you and feels awkward.

>>79586775
cant even imagine getting a gf that fit

can long term drug usage cause short term memory loss?

If you can't filter them then at least ignore them.

>>79586946
>>79586949
xDD

>>79586887
>the london "experience"

yeah you enjoy that sharehouse mate

>>79586946
>his parents conceived him on valentines day
the virgin procreation

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>>79586956
cant even imagine getting a gf

>>79586781
I usually like the waifufags in /brit/ but you're a terrible poster
fuck you

what would you say are the best pair of shoes you've ever owned?

>>79587001
think you're mistaken mate she's not my waifu i never post her

>>79587010
Plain black Vans

november lad here
im a gold star gay btw
made out of love, born through c section

Anybody's parents conceive them on the night of their marriage being virgins previously?

>>79587010
don't like shoes

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>>79587010

August because I'm a double Leo

reckon I'm better than all of you, no joke

>>79586977
i hate it lad don't get me wrong. but i tried applying for jobs outside of london and there weren't very many.

you'd find the odd good job in manny or 0121 but that was about it (for my field) - which i'd happily take if i got them. besides that it was just London, commuter-belt or pseudo-London towns like oxford or brighton - one of which i lived in for a while (had to still flatshare).

as i said, i'll pay my dues in the 'don and then fuck off abroad as soon as i can.

February lad here

>>79587038
that makes you an uber virgin

>>79587010
had all black air max that did me for 2 years
still in decent nick

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y-yanks btfo?

>>79587064
*pats you on the head*

hello little baby

>>79587092
get the london look

Never had sex and it makes me want to kill myself

>>79587025
alri daniel

>>79587010
probably lonsdales
t. not much disposable income

bought a new mouse that mkaes my fingers hurt

:(

Moving to Brighton because I got a big boy job. Going to be alone haha, actually a bit scared.

this acid meme is really taking off

>>79587119
never been a fan of acid

would rather some mandy

>>79587119
london at the forefront of fashion yet again

YES
i have FINALLY found a hairstyle that suits me and makes me look good !!!

had my first and only gay experience during freshers week which means it was exactly 4 years ago soon desu

>>79587010
Guidi 988s or 991s followed by MA+ tornado zips

>>79587114
pics x

>>79587116
are you a bender?

>>79587104
so glad i got rid of the burden of virginity.
>>79587116
brighton seems pretty comfy. gays pick good spots ngl.

>>79587010
new balance sneaker

>>79587131
snorted some last night, was pretty good

comedown was grim though

>>79587141
had my first and only gay experience 7 years ago
was underage

>>79587141
Some guy came onto my mate in a club once we told him if he didn't fuck off wed kick hi's teeth out lmao

>>79587163
simply epic my dude

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the so-called pension pot

>>79587116
born there but raised in south london. literally visit once or twice a year because many parents have friends there
it's a nice place. it's not full of gays or anything like the stereotype. comfy place to live.
EVERYONE smokes tho

Is necking on with lads when you're mortal and they're your mates gay? I think its not, just see it as a bit of a laugh

>>79587201
doing a fat line when i felt myself coming down was a bad idea 2bh

>>79587163
yer even though I'm relatively unstable rn I might do some MDMA just for a few hours of happiness.

I wear these m'self

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzrtF35vY8o

>>79587155
No desu
>>79587160
Yeah but I'm going to be all alone, need to build up a new social life

>>79587220
not really. everyone has mates they did bent stuff with at sleepovers with when they were younger

havent done any drugs in like 3 months wtf

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would heem any of you

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woah.....
my mind......blown

>>79587265
janny ban this sick filth

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>>79586368
Why are we considered troublesome?

>>79587273
they look different

>>79587253
>Yeah but I'm going to be all alone, need to build up a new social life
currently in that situation myself ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

didn't make a single friend in 9 months but im moving away in 2 months to start again.

>>79587265
hnng

wiggerism should be an arrestable offence

might pretend ive done drugs.
just did a fat line of charlie lmao

>>79586702
how many dayses

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Creps of choice for me

Never have I ever: literally "Liar: The game"

>>79587301
same in asian eyes

JUST spent 90 minutes looking for shoes but STILL cant decide reeeeeeeee

did weed last night

just smoked a line of acid

>>79587379
Calm down Jay

>>79587218
bender

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>>79587328
no you didnt

t. coke pro

getting into joe rogan
absolutely LOVE how he just cuts off his guests to go on random tangents about nothing
hilarious

>>79587370
Took me about 6 months to buy a pair

>>79587363
virgin

>>79587340
three

business idea: delete any of my posts that a tripfag replies to

I have been e-stalking the girl I dumped when were 17 lads.

She's so beautiful.

>>79587443
Pipe down child

>joe rogan

brainlet

>>79587485
im 20

>be a short manlet for years
>hit 22
>suddenly have a massive growth spurt
>have to get an entirely new wardrobe as nothing fits

ah yes very impressive

>>79587483
nice

>>79587493
Er, good for you?

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>that group of furfags that got BTFO on the crystal maze

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the meek shall inherit the earth

>>79587502
You're even a bigger Manlet now

>>79587546
FEET
E
E
T

>>79587526
cheers

Picture yourself in a boat on a river
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes

hmmm Amazon Echo on sale for £99.99

Wondering if I should cop

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>>79587444

SELL THE KIDS FOR FOOD

life idea:
Sign up for a different activity for every day of the week.

3 days a week for gym - easy peasy, maybe add kickboxing in on one of the gym days - one of which is on the weekend

one day for freemasons or theosophists
one day for after work language classes
attend religious service on a sunday (potentially before gym)

fridays allowed for merriment and diversion with friends.

sometihng like this

Sunday
religion gym kickbox
monday
work then cookery
tuesday
gym
wednesday
freemasons
thursday
gym
friday
open for gym or optional going to talks or something like that
saturday
langauge class.

>>79587502
I grew from 194cm to 206cm during army

>>79587478
how old are you now

>>79587612
23

>>79587612
28

>>79587612
26

>>79587609
did you do any gay stuff in the army lad?

>>79587609
Big lad.

What's it like walking down the main street and being the tallest kid around

>>79583879
>>79583879

good thread

NEED a jag XF lads

>>79587424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKrf7mX_R6M

>>79587554
I'm 6'2 now
used to be 5'6
also my shoulders used to be really narrow, but now they're quite broad
also makes my head look normal sized (since it used to look really big compared to everything else)

>>79587612
20

>>79587644
>>79587647
>>79587655
grow up

thats peak pham

>>79587538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTsYPjTVH8o
screaming and hooting

wonder how richard ayoade felt

>>79587684
Well I'm 6 ft 3 so you're a Manlet I guess

>>79587010

the margiela's I have atm, or these blue adias campus I had when I was a tot

>>79587684
>I'm 6'2 now
>used to be 5'6
bullshit

>>79587664
Have to admit lad that is a pretty good thread.

>>79587659
Feels nice but sometimes people stare which i dont like

>>79587730
truly what int is all about

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>>79587667
exactly

Things I NEED but don't have :

>GF
>6 figures in the bank
>Mercedes S class
>4 bed family house in the country
>easy, high paying job
>business/first class flights to exotic locations

will NOT be happy until I have said things

>used to be 6'0
>had a car crash that fucked up my back
>now 5'11 king of manlets

>>79587644
thanks
>>79587647
thank you
>>79587655
you have my gratitude
>>79587687
much obliged

>>79587704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbhnmwosgBo

Loving Every Laugh

>>79587359

peng ngl

>thought I was 5'6
>got measured at the doctors the other day
>actually 5'7 1/2

feels good lads

>>79587782
>3 bed room apartment in central Helsinki
>gf
>3600 euro salary in a comfy office job
>smart car or micra

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BALbGfjjsbc

South Korea is literally a chink version of America

grim

Oh fuck, that better not be a dead pixel on my monitor.

reckon i'd still be a right tight twat if i was a millionaire.

i'd still fly economy, still shop around for the cheapest shit. i reckon that's been ingrained into me.

>>79587751
Iktf, especially when you're in a country filled with manlets

>>79587359
>those soles
why

>>79587220
whats necking on and mortal mean here

>>79587483
immigrant romance as in they're both bosnians or what

>>79587893
Is yahoo broken

>>79587575
unsure what this kot is supposed to convey

>>79587893
ukkerz

>>79587893
just some geordie bullshit.
pay no mind.

>>79587893
he asked if kissing boys is gay when you're drunk (it is gay)

>>79587943
>get out of my caravan reeeeeee

In 'dam and gonna shag a prossie in a bit haha

>>79587893
kiss drunk

housemate has used up all the hot water having an hour long shower again

probably wanking in there, dickhead

>>79587938
kys
>>79587958
>>79587970
>>79587978
thank you

>>79587978
Not if your good pals with them. Just got a lot of love for the fellas

>>79587259
wrong

fuck off gay cunt

>>79587943
that is very soon and it is exciting and it is scary and i am not going to jap

>>79587999
hahah YES deano, make sure to go to a coffee shop and smoke some WEED ahha! see you in MAGA with the lads later this year!

>>79588019
does your boiler not just make new hot water?

run forest run

>>79587307
aberrant celtic post

>>79587999
doubt it if youre on here

>>79587913
No pretty sure black actor impregnates her

>>79588013
almost missed you, thanks

>>79588025
you've got a lot of love for their lips, because you are gay

>>79588020

kek

How is kissing your mates bent? Lasses do it all the time

>>79588019
lived in a sharehouse for a year, can see why murder happens now tbqh

Gonna kill myself if I'm still a virgin in a years time

>>79586452
Wow, Forrest Gump really took a dark turn.

>>79588096
It's cute and silly when they do it

imagine not being close enough with your mates growing up that you never wanked or sucked each other

>>79588066
and they say cinema is dead

Met a geordie at the pub who said he flew RAF fighter jets for a living. He can't have been more than 25. I expressed doubt and asked if he had pics, he had HD pics on his phone of fighter jets in flight, but none with him in them. I told him I love flight sims and asked about his top speed/height etc and he ran a mile. Don't know if he was lying or found me boring.

had some stunning wanks recently
wish someone would let me have sex with them

>>79588120
no u wont

>>79588088
I've shagged 4 different lasses and 0 lads. How's that gay?

>>79588088
youre bisexual

>>79588146
*unzips*

>>79588145
how could he take a picture of himself in a jet if he's in it flying? i dont think they let you have your cell phone when you're doing that

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1505593507790.webm

THIS is what happens when I get angry at my flatmate

>>79588110
how many dicks do you think she has taken

i reckon 3 or 4

>>79588148
I will, feel worthless because no one wants to have sex with me

>>79586368
your threads move too fast for any real discussions to take place, stupid bongs

>>79588186
is that their anthem? so cheesy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwrX-LN9-L0 comparison

@79588197
ye probably

>>79588205
it'll pass and you'll eventually come to terms with it and stop caring

>>79588184
He wasn't in the pics. I'm sure you can get a pic of yourself next to a stationary jet, or at least in uniform, and that's one of the first things I'd do if I was a jet pilot. He only had the kind of pics anyone can get off Google.

>>79588226
thats why only the dankest memes survive
pressure is high

>>79588226
What are the Swedish threads like?

>>79588186
it's like a 70s bbc sitcom theme

>>79588267
lots of arabic script

>>79588226
wrong

>not letting your mates take turn on your arsehole

>>79588226
go to britfeel if you want to discuss your shitty life swedecuck

>>79588157
its not gay
how many lads have you kissed? thats the gay part

>>79588251
if he really isn't then you're right but you look really insecure for caring about it that much. if he is, then you look even more insecure

>not servicing your housemates' cocks with your arsehole

this is why you lot dont have friends

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new when

Sucking off your mates when tipsy isn't gay

>>79588328
see
>>79588167

having sex with men is not gay

>>79588328
Mate. You may as well get the experience, been told I'm a good kisser from both men and women, nothing wrong with a bit of debauchery. You sound like you're 60 and insecure about your sexuality

>>79588366
WOULD SHAG THIS LASS

too wank, or, not to wank?

the only awkward part is meeting your old wanking mates when you're not really friends with them anymore

>>79588433
NOOOOO

>>79588415
or maybe hes not a poof

>>79588468
>>79588468
>>79588468

I love how everyone's typing in a northern dialect now

love my bidet

if you dont have one, you're basically a tramp

>>79588330
I want to know if someone I just met is bullshitting me and my mates down the pub, that's all. I got the feeling he was making it up to pull daft birds. I'd also love to sit and chat with a real fighter pilot, I wasn't lying about the flight sim thing, but I'm not going to assume he's telling the truth when it's such an unlikely job for him to do.

I also met a guy at a party once who said he was in the paras, he was about 25 as well. By contrast, I believed that guy instantly because he absolutely looked the part. Just had a special forces vibe about him.

>>79588046
bloody terrifying is what it is but I'm taking the edge off by living as I normally would for my remaining days here

or in other words I'm getting pissed and posting here

>>79586467
Not much different than London now.

>>79588267
they last for years, no-one makes a new thread before page 10 or image limit, you can calmly sit and discuss anything