wojak edition
haha get fucked you gay cunt
>you're not allowed to be depressed because you're a student
thanks, that's helping so much.
shot hot steaming cum all the way up to my nips lads
>>79584769
you've been at uni too long to be a student. unless you're a foundation mong or retaking a year.
best shoes for gym?
as i was saying
knob volume, not length
something like 27-30cm cubed would be average
>>79584788
wtf how old are these girls?? this seems highly inappropriate
females
>>79584769
just microsdose ket lol
>>79584805
Merrell trail gloves or vapor gloves 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK3NMZAUKGw
tune
Getting tired of the independent womyn meme
Gonna slap my mother, sister and gf the next time they disrespect me at all
need to wojak off
>>79584788
american girls man..
got a big pot noodle
idk if I should eat it now or save it for tomorrow
>>79584769
fight me then
Can someone recommend me a flat backpack like this,
Had enough of all these retarded runty huge box backpacks like Herschel
>>79584818
more like fewhales apparently lmao
r8 the gaff
short term memory is fucked
ate something, then forgot i ate it
thanks drugs
>>79584823
why the fuck would you microdose ket of all things
>>79584851
Uniqlo do one for like 15 quid
a noble spirit embiggens the smallest man
>>79584864
i keep thinking people are watching me
>>79584811
how do i accurately calculate my knob volume
(my knob is more knobbly than dumbledores wand)
>>79584798
feel like less of a brainlet then
>>79584833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlIZErrPAl8
>>79584851
yeh here
>>79584871
because it cures depression you fucking idiot
>>79584871
helps with depression
too thick for the effeminate dane man
Altmer: cunts
Dumer: rorkes
Maormer: to far away
Falmer: feral, might as well fuck your dog
Dumer: no idea where they fucked off to
Chimer: turned into a bunch of rorkes
Bosmer: bros, prime gf material
>theres another swede in here
>>79584842
They're English
>>79584933
dont know what these words refer to
>>79584864
forgot i made this post
>>79584833
your taste in music is horrendous, tbf everything you like is shit. youre a total baffoon
anime
>>79584943
nah i'm not swedish
>>79584920
that's a boy
Songs of praise is so comfy
Saucy new poleboo pic
https://youtu.be/0C6g7JfYztE
>>79584898
top lol
listening to john cale
Good coffee
>>79584957
qual8y post
imagine sucking a winky
Which universities are the least lefty?
Been to a few open days and I'm tired of uni staff gushing about diversity, inclusiveness, forward thinking, progressiveness, openness, social justice, cultural respect, global mindedness, not being hierarchical, etc
Also somewhere with little or no brutalist architecture would be nice
The knob is 33 cm cubed or 330 ml, same as a can of coke? that doesnt sound right
>>79584889
oh i see this could be a problem for my idea. ngl theres a chance im missing something extremely basic about maths here but i thought you could just do girth x length
if youre a knobbly guy then idk, at least length is easier
>>79584933
FORGOT ORSIMER AGAIN
>>79584986
>milk
way to ruin the taste of those beans la
>>79584964
what are you then
>>79584991
why does this matter to you honestly?
Have some yokes but no where to go or no one to do them with but im fucking dyinggggg to munch them
>>79584991
>/pol/ weenie
>is underage
figures
best backpacks?
>>79584991
sounds like an NVQ is more up your street lad
>>79584933
bosmer are involved with everything the altmer do though
>>79584991
The University of Life
>>79584985
ITS A COLD AND ITS A BROKEN
HALLELUJAH
>>79584991
Edinburgh 2bh
The students are lefty as fuck, but I never heard a word of lefty nonsense from my professors, not even once.
In fact, the lads teaching my east asian history/african history courses seemed to be more right-wing than anything and gave a very detailed, fair look at the ups and downs of imperialism.
>>79585041
me
*jumps on your back*
waahheeeyyy
best earphones?
ideally some for going gym
really need a shave but the razer is blunt and it's quite uncomfortable
>>79584788
CORRRRRRR
fat white arses
there are no rorke universities
REALLY thinking about this
>>79585022
danejew
>>79584997
>girth x length
needs to be a bit of pi in there somewhere since dicks are vaugely cylindrical
>>79585058
loooooooooooooooool
snorted half a yoke der now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wRW57nBLMI
A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, a known atheist.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
"How old is this rock?"
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"
"Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the "poor" (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
No Good by Kaleo is a BELTER
it goes fucking HARD
>>79585041
National Geographic camera backpacks are great. Very durable and comfy. Theyre designed for camera equipment but you can just take out the inside dividers to make it a normal backpack
get one for cheap off aliexpress
>>79584986
Egg covfefe
>>79585097
and that professor was albert einstein
>>79585041
i use a north face borealis
hello class welcome to sociology, I'm your professor burnstein
now would all white people put up their hands and apologise for colonisation? now please thanks
>>79585080
>REALLY thinking about this
Don't strain yourself, moron.
>>79584788
Bird in the middle looks like something youd make in a fantasy game
>>79585031
shoulda went dax j last night lad
>>79585052
I'll give it a look when I can, cheers lad. Edinburgh is a gorgeous city so I'd love to spend 3 years there if I can get in
>>79585048
best version
>>79585128
I spoke openly in favor of colonialism in one of my classes at uni and got no backlash from it
>>79585092
Doing md by yourself on a sunday afternoon is such a waste
>>79584991
to be honest mate youll find this kind of stuff at every university and employer so as much as you may hate it you're just going to have to live with it to an extent
you can say it's all bollocks with your mates and that but just try and ignore it
>>79585141
did you go? im not a dub and the hassle of getting up and down from there
>>79585137
>beto isn't banned despite posting the same thing and requesting cp every day
makes ya thonk
i only see two wojaks itt
interesting... considering its a fucking wojak edition!
>>79585126
Why and HOW DO YOU WEAR THESE HUGE BOXES
>>79585189
yeah went by myself lol
I live in kildare and had to get a bus home at 3:30 by myself but it was worth it
which one do you want lads?
>>79585097
>"Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now"
just did a cheeky ebay listing
>>79585052
are you joking mate
it's in the news all the time for this kind of nonsense from various societies
perhaps the professors are better than average for this though i suppose i have nothing to compare it to, only time its arised for me was about drumpf and brexit
yoker
>>79585206
it looks like that only when its fully stuffed
when i bring my laptop and a water bottle it looks flat
i just need a backpack for uni not for hiking fucking snowdonia or something christ
>>79585217
>owning women
Get your head out of the gutter you sick bastard
>>79585224
Darwin btfo
>>79584991
huddersfield
mind you I was on a course consisting entirely of men and all of the lecturers were men, so it may have been a bit biased
>North face
swear these used to be cheap now they're like £200 a bag
god is real
Songs of praise now praising luther
Can someone do the "I come from a Nigerian family" comedian meme
>>79585289
comp sci?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH2w6Oxx0kQ
we /sad/ now
>he doesn't have water with his coffee
enjoy your dehydration
really hope the world ends on september 23
would be a nice change of pace
>>79585217
all
>>79585312
erm coffee is 99% water dipshit
>>79585312
I just eat the beans desu
>>79585313
what happens on september 23
"I come from a Nigerian family"
according to the app on my phone i've walked 1002 miles this year
>>79585313
day after my birthday
dont even mind
>>79585262
https://www.uniqlo.com/uk/en/product/pocketable-backpack-400038.html
ah
it comes
must be 'the' feeling
>>79585350
Nice thanks mate
>>79585313
why on that particular day?
business idea: crush coffee beans and sprinkle them in a rolled ciggie
there is a lot of water in water
think carefully about this
>>79585217
One with the bob desu
>>79585338
hello braintlet twat
>>79585377
is that nice?
patrician backpack coming through
remember to only wear it on one shoulder otherwise you're gay
>>79585312
bowels have started to struggle with coffee. i had two cups in quick succession and 5hrs later, i had terrible diarrhoea.
WHY THE FUCK WAS THE LAST THREAD DELETED?
Its no more lewd than all of 100s of thousands of slag editions we have, and EVEN IF it was NSFW, youre SUPPOSED to just fucking delete the image and leave the thread up
JAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>79585217
arr rook same
>>79585010
icky beasts
>tfw uniqlo x j w anderson is live tomorrow
>>79585344
>>79585374
something something bible predicts stars line up something something planet crash into earth something something
>>79585411
link to last thread pls x
>>79585411
gas the heteros
sexuality war now
>>79585411
everyone is sick of gays
>>79585401
it was more of a retard thing to wear on both shoulders
>>79585307
electronic engineering
where 2 sit
>>79585427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzQ6gRAEoy0
is this the prediction?
>>79585344
>>79585374
something something bible also predicts hurricanes and floods right before the line up something something
>>79585403
99% of my shits are just a waterfall.
prefer it that way because i don't have time to sit on the bog
>>79585308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56sgLirwwDw
>>79585398
no it just makes the head sore
>>79585289
>huddersfield
M E N T I O N E D
>durrr the bible says the worlds going to end
nah
>>79585451
on your gf's strap-on you bender
wish I was Donald Trump Jr
life on ez mode
>>79585461
love that women are willingly turning themselves into cattle as a form of "protest"
>>79585468
DISGUSTING
glad janny purged and condemned it to the depths of hell
>>79585461
don't know what thinx is. don't care to google it
>>79585086
shit youre absolutely right
even without that i was mixing up cm and inches anyway
ok new measurement for a 6(length)x5(girth knob
pi/5 = 0.62831853071 (diameter)
diameter/2 = 0.31415926535 (radius
Volume of cylinder = pi*radius squared*height (length, 6 inches)
= 1.86 inches cubed
wow that sounds like fuck all, wonder if im missing something again
>>79585461
what the fuck is wrong with americans
why can't they just have a normal festival
>>79585461
no wonder that guy jumped into the fire to kill himself
any Mao Zedong man in?
>>79585496
LOOOOL
>>79585461
would probably drink it 2bh
>>79585451
back left, easy escape when a paki decides to 'culturally enrich' the concert
any lana rhoades man in
>>79584959
upho > kon
>>79585496
good post
>>79585545
ye
So....what are we going to do about the paki problem
>>79585594
fuck off
>>79585496
*chins you with my chin*
>>79585563
good call but she might not hear my profess my love for her from such a distance
guess i have a dilemma
>>79585576
WRONG and that picture is from hyouka
>>79585581
why are chinks so stupid. i thought asians were smart?
digestive thins are PENG
>>79585594
send you to jail
Monica is the sunshine in my life
watching some China show with Guy Martin
can't understand a word this guy says fucking northerners
honestly dont think i'd know what to do if it actually came to having sex, like where to aim my willy in her fanny
>>79585594
stop them filming their housemates on the toilet
>>79585422
Is it tomorrow? Though it was the 19th
Shite
Copping that fish sweatshirt
What you getting
Lot of binge eating today but hey, it's a weekend, right?
>>79585581
Loved this post
>>79585643
My friends (such as you) are mine
>>79585628
what are those biscuits called that look like chocolate pringles? they peng too
>>79585643
put your fucking trip back on
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>79585594
remove islam and castrate the males, and breed the females with whites
>>79584991
>I'm tired of uni staff gushing about diversity, inclusiveness, forward thinking, progressiveness, openness, social justice, cultural respect, global mindedness, not being hierarchical
none of this matters unless you're being taught it in sociology class in which case its your fault for doing the wrong degree.
weighed myself before and after and i just took a .8lb shit
>>79585614
I've tried watching Hyouka twice, like several episodes deep and just gave up both times.
>>79585712
amature
imagine going to a fucking st vincent concert ahahaha the state
TWO
MINUTES
TO MIIIDNIIIIIIIIIGHT
gonna wank and see if i can cum
>>79585670
its tuesday actually i just checked
yeah same lol in black
not much else would go with my wardrobe
mornin
don't be jealous she isn't touring in IS-occupied paris
first time watching top gear without hammond and co
it's fucking shit. knew that as soon as they had the introduction with the three of them, pathetic.
FUCK why is choosing clothes so fucking hard
NEED shoes, back pack and some shirts and trousers
/fa/ is SHIT
>>79585695
Good plan but needs some amendments
>after castrating the males, pump them with estrogen and train them to be good sissy slaves
>the women are too corrupted/inbred for breeding - just kill them
>>79585670
>>79585743
hello consumerist drones
someone play me at chess
https://lichess.org/7tQ4GPxT
>>79585796
what type of creps are you looking for
>>79585796
Honesty just shop at Primark
So much choice
So cheap
So fashionable
>>79585827
some trainers. need some for general that look good and need some for gym
>>79585743
top lad
i'm getting it in grey tho
Is it a big drop?
Like will I need to be on the website early in order to get it before it sells out?
Never bought anything from a 'drop' before but uniqlo shit fits me nice and I need the fish sweatshirt
Look what you made me do
brains blue
My team in the marine-blue, six-coupe
Skied it out, weeded out, cleanin' out
The block for distances, givin' long kisses bitch
making some bars:
you're just irrelevant...yeah
you're just irrelevant...
your skull get de-de-dent, buried in sediment...yeah
I'm insane and malevolent
more fucked up than a yellow haired president
...
smash your head against a WALL
watch the blood fall
no one to turn to, no one to call
i ram up session catch me inna dancehall.... (spoken)yeah sekkle sekkle yardman ting ye?
>>79585796
I wear converse, dark blue jeans and black tshirts
>>79585796
>Not having your sense of style figured out by now
Sweetie...
>>79585848
agreed here 2bh
>>The Quran even orders Muhammad's followers not to stay and talk with him too much when they visit him because that would annoy him, but the Prophet is too embarrassed to tell them, so Allah does it for him (what an autist!))
>He used his book of divine revelation to escape social anxiety and small talk
is mohammad /ourlad/
>>79585855
nike cortez?
>>79585868
>converse
fuck right off
is this a common opinion in England?
any Communist Party man in
if I was normie and good-looking I'd wear stuff like this
>>79585809
>buying reasonably priced good quality clothing is dumb
>>79585860
sounds like we're in the same boat i have no idea
i'm guessing it will be midnight or 8am cause thats when the stores open
i could b wrong though
>>79585899
what?
would you rather wear some autistic chav trainers
>>79585878
just been wearing whatevs trevs for my whole life i need to develop something now
the uniqlo & jw anderson collab is utter shite thats that thrift shop clothing get a grip
TNF is nigger tier these days
Great British race war? No way, a great British race peace!
can't even FATHOM how some of you dress, no wonder you're awkward virgins
>>79585868
>t-shirts
Guess you don't have cutting scars, eh, normie?
>>79585893
they are butters
kill... urm yourself
>>79585931
lol, good luck with that maybot
>wearing anything but Guidi boots
State
>>79585927
Converse is for women and gay lads
Feminists and Trannys are fighting to the death lads
http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/17/woman-injured-as-feminists-and-transgender-groups-fight-at-speakers-corner-6933812/
>>79585931
told all of you runts this would happen if you voted mummy may.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindsay_Sandiford_case
silly cow
>>79585990
>tfw too short and THICC to pull off the guidi look
kill me
>>79585972
huaraches
seriously though, just get some air max 90s. timeless classic
does anyone here even like this moni twat? jesus fucking christ dumb tranny fuck
the chelsea boots wearing benders have arrived
>>79585848
>>79585882
cancerous
>>79585961
>Guess you don't have cutting scars, eh, normie?
no
>>79585995
my converse are filthy and torn up, not effeminate at all
>>79585998
>Someone kept trying to get my camera. I think it was a girl, but I couldn’t tell
lol
>>79586016
I like him. his lore is interesting.
his opinions not so much.
>>79585922
when are collabs ever reasonably priced
wow
>>79586016
he's about as useful as the french poster but actually entertaining to follow
>>79585922
interesting
thanks brother
>>79585939
wouldn't expect you to understand patrician British fashion
Dumb frog
>>79585886
His wife had to wash semen out of his clothes every night
So yes
>>79586017
whats wrong with them
Seriously just get some Adidas Lucas Premiere adv
simple slick and ridiculously comfy
>>79586016
his entire life is a trainwreck and amusing to watch
>>79585953
learned to use different chess services if you're going to be using this strat, the roaches put in a detector to see my puppet strings
>>79586016
monica has contributed more to this thread than you ever will, now bow down before your queen you insignificant little worm
>>79586109
thanks they look nice, may cop
>>79586016
I might not be explicitly loved but this is my family
>>79585882
I wish they did some of the guy shirts in feminine cuts
Still need to buy some t-shirts
>>79586049
That's how girls wear them these days!
>>79586062
Pro-paki, eh?
>>79586080
*she
And how is a poster supposed to be "useful"?
>>79586065
When it's a collab with uniqlo??
mong
>>79586109
>£60 to look like a teenage skater
No ta.
https://lichess.org/7tQ4GPxT
>>79586071
bbm
>>79586086
every uniqlo x random designer collab is boring mundane shit so povvos can feel rich you utter mong
I just wear either leather loafers or some old Nikes around
What's in your RSS feed lads?
>>79586154
>Cheat detected • Black is victorious
what did he mean by this
plain colour tshirts and jeans.
i'm like a cartoon character.
>>79586183
hello virgin man hahaha
>>79586151
yeah right why dont you just go barefoot????
>>79586109
>>79586134
man like me wears these creps
>>79586133
Good post
>>79586088
which one
>>He can have all the wives and female slaves he wants.
>>Once, Allah gave Muhammad permission to break the law and marry the ex-wife of his adoptive son because she was hot as hell.
>>Another time, 3 people were saying that Aisha (the wife he married at 6 and fucked at 9) had cheated on him, but Allah sent a revelation that said you need 4 witnesses to prove cheating, so Muhammad wasn't a cuck.
>Thanks to this, even today it's still pretty much impossible for muslim women to prove they've been raped, since they need to bring 4 (male) witnesses (women's testimony is not accepted).
>>79586196
probably checked if you switched tabs or something
total guess
do you like coldplay
>>79585906
yeag
>>79584788
would absolutely ravage the one on the left. Then I'd see the girl in the middle and would be ready for round two within a minute
>>79586133
you have no fucking idea just how much i've contributed to /brit/ over the last several years. shut your dirty fucking mouth you pathetic retard and return to the steaming pile of shit that you call your life.
I dress like the man off Bargain Hunt
>>79586228
no you fucking roaches i already posted three times about what i did, i set one game up against the ai as the opposite color and matches his moves
>>79586210
eh, when it comes to Addidas, I like some Gazelles
>>79586210
gross
these are my newest pair
randomly pick up that cocaine smell and i havent had it for 2 weeks
>>79586237
not really
>>79586268
how did it know then
1. Samba
2. Busenitz
3. Samba ADV
4. Fairfax
5. Munich
.
.
.
90001. Stan Smiths
>>79586282
grim
>>79586282
the virgin shoes, all they're missing is a weedleaf on the side
I hunt like the man off Bargain Dress
>>79586133
hes literally the biggest faggot in this thread
everyone laughs now but when he used to post his updates he was the whiniest cunt ever
>8 hours to a week's toil
I bargain like the man off Dress Hunt
>>79586309
hello virgin
Real men wear prada brogues
cop or not
if you wear t-shirts with graphics on them you have a shit taste in fashion
i would go out tonight but i havent got a stitch to wear
this man said it's gruesome that someone this handsome should care
>>79586299
>90001. Stan Smiths
t. virgin
>>79586261
Back the fuck off my (potential) bf!
barbara
>>79586342
if you're a nigger or middle-class wannabe roadman who listens to 67
>caring about shoes
stupid lad twats, bet you're playing fifa later
i used to care about trainers but then i finished uni
>>79586342
yes do it
>>79586343
alright karl lagerfield lol
>>79586282
*steps on ya*
sorry mate
*spills a pint on 'em*
oh sorry
>>79586343
wrong
>>79586356
weirdo
>>79586273
i knew a twat who was like
>i'm a 'ard lad
>i go football ini
>working class intellectual
>XD
put me off them shoes for life, as Gazelles are associated with casuals and what not
>>79586349
bent pantry boy poofter
>>79586356
post a picture of your face
>>79586265
Love that show
>>79586286
it's the same website so it's all stored on the same server. they probably have an anti cheating service to detect when two concurrent games are too close for it to be coincidence. they'd just compare the moves and see if there's a match after a given threshold
>>79586343
muh rihanna t-shirt
>>79586342
I recently bought one of thease i would recommend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzjfrdcN1Z8
kino
>>79586441
screeching