/brit/

poo

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me at the top, this is an allegory btw

>>79577617
me tomorrow morning

>>79577617
Timmy.

snorted mandy last night instead of bombing for once

was actually pretty amazing, just so short

wanna take lsd but i live in a flatshare and i dont know anyone.

where do i get lsd from

how do i take it discreetly and make sure no one finds out.

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>>79577710
>>79577711

britain is rubbish

>>79577720
then leave

not done any drugs in more than a year

>>79577711
this sounds like a bad idea

buy it on the dark web, take half a blotter and go for a walk in nature

dead children, raped elders and regular bomb threats are all necessary sacrifices for multiculturalism

You'd be better off shitting in your hand, going naked, and offering only the shit in your hand as your sole item of clothing.

Get naked, start shitting.

>>79577711
DNMs

lsd is pretty hard to hide, it's a long trip and your pupils dilate to saucers. with a lower dose you'd have more control but high doses you can wander around and not even know it

>>79577745
is ordering drugs to my address really clever?

Britain has had black people in it during the following periods in history.
4000BCE - 1900CE
1970CE - Present
Rorke's "ideal" Britain has only existed for 70 odd years and is therefore a historical anomaly.

>>79577744
last time i did drugs was over 3 years ago no intention to start up again

>>79577427
I think nowadays anything slightly serious is mocked endlessly so people can't take others seriously when they hold strong beliefs that are so different to their own

>>79577728
Did Steve Irwin inspire this guy I wonder?

>>79577765
guess what anyone can order anything to anyones address

>>79577636
Accelerationism is the reason /pol/ has such a boner for terror attacks. The backlash is inevitable, but it'll take more insanity from the jihadis and their leftist allies before the masses have had enough. I can't stand the way /pol/ celebrates these horrific attacks in the name of progress towards the "redpilling" of society, but the current situation is just not acceptable by normal standards.

The worry is that what is considered "normal" is changing. This new generation doesn't know what it's like to live without the constant threat of terror attacks, and so can be trained to accept it as part and parcel of modern life. Who knows what people will be accepting in the name of "tolerance" three or four generations down the line?

>>79577765
buy domestic and the risk is almost non-existent

not gonna advocate though. it's your decision and there are risks no matter how you obtain drugs

Rate the fit lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxcg4ELlHBo

>>79577765
yes
if the rozzers get you just say you didn't order them yourself

The Hookup talking about revisiting dates lads.

>>79577771
world-changing politics is about aiming high

>>79577791
>>79577783
maybe going out picking shrooms would be a better idea.

my next problem is how do i safely take them on my ones.

so update on last night I flew from gatwick to meet irish /brits/ for a night out at 2 am in dublin this morning but they never fucking showed. I ended up staying in a hotel and now i'm waiting for the flight to take me back to london lol. fucking cunt

>>79577710
>bombing
as in tagging graffiti?

>>79577765
you're ordering it to an address with 4 people. Just stick a different name on it and get it from the darkweb

>>79577826
no

>>79577826
as in putting the mdma in a rizla and swallowing it

>>79577765
i used to send all my drugs to work under an assumed name

never had a problem and even got 2cb from the continent

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>>79577617
nice one bro
i'm going to my friend's wedding and this is what i'll be wearing

>>79577797
cant take fashion tips from small people seriously

>>79577820
lol why

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>>79577812
BLORFFFFFFFFFFF

Any of you lads play Victoria 2? How's it compare to CK2?

>>79577818
outside of not doing it there is no way to be 100% safe especially on your own, pragmatically you should underdose and have someone accompany you

>>79577820
you're stupid

>>79577831
always use your real name

using fake names is bait as fuck

>>79577820
typical skiving paddy

>>79577868
How would they know as long as its not something outlandish
just say charlie smith or something

>>79577856
bc some irish lad said I could go out with his mates, fucking hope it wasn't you

>>79577863
>Someone accompany me
don't know anyone?

i know dmt is more intense, but i've read if you smoke it you tend to just fall back onto your bed trip for 10 minutes (or 4 epochs in your head) and then get up and back to normal. would that work?

>>79577884
in case you have a scenario where you have to show ID to collect it for example

See that's the kind of cutting-edge social commentary that I confusely hoped to find in underground communities like this one
https://www.ribbonfarm.com/2017/08/17/the-premium-mediocre-life-of-maya-millennial/
>Premium mediocrity is a pattern of consumption that publicly signals upward mobile aspirations, with consciously insincere pretensions to refined taste, while navigating the realities of inexorable downward mobility with sincere anxiety. There are more important things to think about than actually learning to appreciate wine and cheese, such as making rent. But at least pretending to appreciate wine and cheese is necessary to not fall through the cracks in the API.
Instead of shallow bullshit like "who does deano vote for"
This is the very fabric of the global deano laid out bare.
Will only frequent elite communities from now on tbqh

>>79577899
dont think u shud be doing drugs desu lad

>>79577907
Someone post the picture of Alan with his boyfriend

>>79577899
DMT is a pretty intense experience for a first time psych user

>>79577923
dont reply to it

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GWARGGHHHH

>>79577915
>too lame to even take drugs

guess i'm destined to toil through this boring life without any pleasure. no girls, no drugs, no money.

just call centre, dinner, chan and sleep.

>>79577904
there is no reason you should EVER collect anything yourself
if anything if youre asked to collect something then theres something wrong

>>79577937
as I said I dont think you should take drugs

>>79577925
not my first time. did shrooms and lsd when i was younger a few times.
>>79577950
what should i do then?

i'm really bored.

fuck off drug mongs

>>79577937
do drugs but dont start by the strongest ones

>>79577945
>package gets delivered and you're out
>have to go to the PO to collect it

just one such example. you've read too many horror stories about yankland mate

reckon alan is a secret marxist

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listening to charles mingus

watching the sad horse programme

>>79577797

cunt needs a shave and a good haircut
suit is ok I suppose, obviously not top tier though.

>>79577965
try 2c-b. it's a pretty nice psychedelic and you can go from tripping to sober at will

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any kaiserreich man in

>>79577970
I'm thoroughly bored of ganja, mandy and opiates (did all of these regularly when i was younger)

i want to explore my mind and crack open the ol' 3rd eye, but that said i don't want to do anything stupid like jump out of a flat.

>>79577965
start doing pretty much anything else desu start reading watching films excerise whatever all the meme stuff you dont sound in healthy position to be taking drugs imo

>>79577982
>having the yank understanding of the word 'marxist' and the kneejerk reaction that goes with it.
FOY

>>79577979
I know someone who got hundreds of yokes and it was delivered in a jiffy bag. It will always just be pushed through the letterbox

>>79577979
just dont use postage that requires a signature
unless you're ordering 20kg of weed, anything will fit through a letterbox

>>79577988
did the horse man get sad?

>>79578007
go in the forest and take a little bit of lsd

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listening to miles davis bitches brew

>>79578024
yeah, in most scenarios, but using your real name is better than not. your postman isn't a dunce and it might cause questions

>>79578013
why because i don't have mates?

>>79578029

good taste

>>79578025
yeah

>>79578043
or a name from previous tenants etc that still get the occasional mail

>>79578092
depends how much you order i guess

i have packs coming 2-3 times a week

>>79578029
one of the best miles davis release

Very cold out today down south lads

I WANT MUZZIE GF NOOOOOOOOOOW

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Caffeine is a drug. Nicotine is a drug. Alcohol is a drug. The term "drugs" is very misleading, and generally only serves to demonise (or celebrate) all prohibited drugs equally, while, by comparison, presenting legal drugs as inconsequential.

The main dangers of doing cannabis are being caught with it by the police, or smoking it with tobacco. The main danger of alcohol is becoming addicted, and allowing it to destroy your life and slowly kill you. The moral of the story: Choose your drugs carefully.

https://www.sciencealert.com/the-science-museum-and-natural-history-are-having-a-beef-on-twitter-and-we-love-it
why has the whole world become so reddity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiAmeO-3etQ

german techno lads

bluepilled my gf on brexit

/brit/s been talking about drugs none stop all fucking weekend
shut the FUCK up you runts
these threads are so much better when the runts aren't around

>>79578058
because you're constantly self loathing

>>79578146
or the yanks

>>79577855
>>79577997
>>79577797
Cringed at the shots with him walking around lookin at the drone. He's got the virgin walk

Then when he said he's been too busy drinking coffee

>>79578130
Normies found the internet a few years back
Its all over

>>79577617
absolute state of that skinnyfat body

>>79578128
>dude weed lmao
honestly just shut the fuck up lad. We've heard this argument before 100 times

poo and wee

>>79578146
alri Scientologist

>>79578165
post bod

>>79577797
Utter state of lads with that broccoli haircut

>>79578148
I'm self loathing because of fear of missing out.

I have a lot of interesting things going on in my head, i do read and exercise, i have had gfs in the past. I'm just currently very understimulated and there are internal parts of me i'd like to explore during this quiet period of my life. I feel like i'm restrained from doing so and that only sort of makes me feel worse about the understimulation.

>>79578128
dare you to say this to peter Hitchens on twitter

>>79577853
2cb is so nice, prefer it over shrooms

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>>79577728
>thought he was miraculously gonna tame it
>mfw he didnt
what a dumbass

>>79578196
i don't think drugs will give you that much needed stimulation
why not try a new activity

>>79578190
can't be arsed

>>79578168
I was just using cannabis as an example. Read between the lines. People are throwing around the term "drugs" as if all drugs are equal, and just because you're streetwise doesn't mean there aren't daft lads on /brit/ who will see people talk about "drugs" and think heroin and alcohol are as safe as cannabis and shrooms.

>>79578207
like a good 2c-b wank ngl

>>79578130
possibly the most reddit thing i've ever seen

France is the true Deano country

interesting how all the /brit/ personalities with their hugely inflated egos also have 0 friends. funny that

>>79578217
lazy fatty head

>>79578207
fischer price psychedelic 2bh

once you pop you cant stop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cop6m1H5Zdk

>>79578270
I'm a fit lad x

dunkerque

more like norgay

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>>79578130
You aren't part of the middle-class if you can't enjoy some heart-warming reddity banter/show. Simple as. You will be part of the lumpenproles who get told what to do by AI, as opposed to telling it what to do (already the case if you're going through job application evaluated by computers or you drive Uber).
It's not too late for you indian-anon. The first step is watching all seasons of Rick and Morty so far and sharing your thoughts on the sub.

That being said, WTF is pic related.

>>79577711

don't take it if anyone else is in the flat

>>79578265
had an epiphany at age 16 that i preferred not having friends and not pretending to be a normie.

i can do with having mild acquaintences like a bit of banter/pub with work mates

but in terms of fully-blown friendships, nah can't be arsed. don't have the social stamina that being a normie requires.

>>79578265
I have transcended the need for face-to-face human interaction. I have also transcended the need to leave my flat (except to buy 'leccy and put the bins out).

>>79578284
pics x

>>79578265
FONT

>>79578312
>had an epiphany at age 16
you're supposed to grow out at teenagehood at one point and another and conform yourself ffs

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>>79578306
Zombie Howard the Duck.

how do I buy an away game ticket for an EPL match? I tried the home team and away team's sites, and neither gives me the option, even though it says the sales date was in august

>>79578345
idd it's like the guy went opposites

>>79578312
>had an epiphany at age 16 that i preferred not having friends

no you didn't, everyone else preferred not to have you as a friend

so my conclusion is to go out into the fields next month, find shrooms.

pick a clear saturday, eat them in a wooded area in the evening and then just relax and think to myself.

probably shan't do it because all you lot saying i shouldn't be doing drugs, made me feel hesitant about it.

http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1505629253338.jpg

hmmmmmmm

>>79578361
i would tell you but there's a chance you were the potato who stranded me at dublin airport at 2 am this morning

>>79578383
glad a man phew

>>79578383
men are pigs

anyone else who can act like a social butterfly and talk to people easily, just prefers their own company most of the time

i absolutely kill it at group interviews for example

>>79578312
>making excuses for your lack of social abilities
>"I-I d-didn't want f-friends anyway!"

SAD!

>>79578369
yeah i'd lost friends, but i still had a group of friends.

i just couldn't be bothered to go out with them anymore.
>>79578345
don't even understand this sentence

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>>79578378
Don't pick and eat mushrooms in a field unless you're an expert or planted them yourself.

im nearly 30 and look about 18. not sure if thats a good or bad thing. i suppose its good because when im 40 i'll look pretty good.

>>79578128
alcohol isn't a drug its a drink

>>79578394

pls

The year was 2002, and I was 14 years old. It was summertime, I was probably outside practicing some h4rdc0r3 skateb0rd trix with my bros. I knew I should stay out of the house because my Dad was in one of his weird moods where he tried to get me to listen to new kinds of music, most recently that boring 'ambiance' stuff. What did he know? I liked the radio. Rock 101, KUFO was where it was at. "Music is so important" my father would tell me, "you'll enjoy life a lot more if you broaden your horizons." Hah! Broaden my horizons? By listening to boring music?

Ahh those were(n't) the days.

I came in that evening and found this weird CD on my bed. 'Adventures Beyond Ultraworld'? What the hell is this. Curses, it must be my father. ... I'm not going to listen to this! How dare he try to pry me from my power chords! They help me cling to my masculinity! ... ... ... Grumble. Let's see what this is about. ... Playing... ... What is that, a rooster? What's that voice saying? ... Hey this isn't so bad.

The rest is history. After The Orb, it was Aphex Twin, then Autechre, then Underworld, then Boards of Canada. Years passed, my old friends stopped talking to me because I didn't listen to Korn and AC/DC, and I came to fall deeply in love with electronic music.

>>79578415
have you gotten your testosterone levels checked?
reckon you should and get a spike in your ass ASAP

>>79578415
that's a good thing

>>79578320
hmmm maybe I'll post one sooner or later x

wish I had just one good friend
I hang around with a group of lads but I'm not really friends with any of them

>>79578415
Same but less extreme
Just take care of your body and skin and reap the rewards post 35

>>79578410
liberty caps are fairly easy to distinguish my dude.

i'll take them home and doublecheck them online anyroad.

got this dickhead in our friend group who just wont fuck off

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>>79578415
>when im 40 i'll look pretty good.
It doesn't work that way. You'll look like pic related.

i'm so sexy

uh huh

yeh

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>>79578383

>>79578460
Moar of these pls

>>79578476
bent faggot

>>79578476
you look nothing like tom cruise

>>79578460
if the actress had the same popularity and career as cruise then she wouldnt have aged so badly

>>79578460
thought cruise had a ton of surgeries

wish i could do drugs but too depressed rn

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>>79578493
>>79578498

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how do i make friends.

>>79578383
Cameron diaz in the mask is TOO FINE

>>79578523
drugs are a powerful drag

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>>79578460
Tom Cruise has a pretty obvious plastic surgery face these days though

>>79578529
Start by using a question mark at the end of your questions.

recommend some non-runt podcasts to listen to lads

>>79578547
in our time

thought vikings and cavemen were the same thing up until i was around 15 desu

>>79578529
you dont

Niggers and women are inferior to me.

>>79578547
the weekly planet

>>79578525
can't resist crying frogs
i'm sorry, i didn't mean it

How much is a reasonable amount to save per month to afford a reasonable mortgage on a house do you lads reckon

>>79578529
dunno all my friends were incidentally made just by having surnames close to mine in the alphabet during school and then when i went to uni people approached me first so i never had to actively try to make friends

>>79578523
dont do drugs, they may be fun but not in the long run
what happened why sad?
did you go on the date? need some tips?

men should normally lose the fat in their face by their early 20s and fully look like men.
if you're over 28 and still have a pudgy babyface you probably wont change
its your own fault for not being physically active in your late teens and 20s

supposed to go to the gym today but i have no motivation.

i just can't be arsed with doing anything anymore. from where can i get motivation?

>this weeks ads income:
>3cents

hahahhaohohohohohohho

>>79578529
we're your friends

>>79578544
he's also a manlet

and a cunt

>>79578559
I believed in global warming til I was like 18 lol

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>>79578571

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>>79578588
unironicly sips

pronounced namibia as nambibia until i was like 8

>>79578529
Go out and talk to people

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i hurted myself today

>>79578631
IDIOT!!!!!!

>>79578628
that doesn't seem like normal behaviour in the UK. imagine just walking up to someone you don't know any trying to strike up conversation.

*pulls chads dick out of her mouth" im so depressed.... im such an introvert

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>>79578640
fuck you

>>79578581
nothing has happened

the world is out to get me

i hate this world

>>79578652
me lol x

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drug mongs are incapable of shutting up about drugs

really does my nut in

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>a continent as big as australia
>still has overpopulation and housing shortage problems
fucking BRAVO

Hey guys. Long time lurker here.

I just want to say that /brit/ is absolutely the lowest class of int threads I've ever seen, and I've been here before they were even a thing.
Honestly just the worst, shittiest posters, half of which are just very blatant autists/narcissists confined in a single thread spamming the shittiest memes I've ever seen, almost reddit tier. In fact probably below Reddit tier
I'm glad you idiots stay in one topic, even though occasionally like a lobotomite escaping the asylum, one of you ventures out and shitposts in other threads. But you're easy to spot, so that helps. Anyone with enough experience on this board can tell one of you retarded turklets from a regular human poster
In a way I came into this thread the same reason I would marvel at a broken-down toilet that keeps plugging out rolls of shit. It's amazing how you faggots keep posting here. Why don't you just start your own IRC group or something?

You are honest to god the worst type of cancer on this board.

FEEL SO CLOSE TO YOU RIGHT NOW

>>79578651
this, feel like it's yankoid advice

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>>79577812
o-oh my

>>79578544
uh no, sweetie, he just went clear and is free of evil thetans

>>79578529
Read Dale Carnegie's How To Make Friends And Influence People a couple of times, and put it into practice. Then join a club or class that will probably have like-minded people who enjoy your favourite activities and make you interact with each other. The younger you are, the easier it'll be. Older guys aren't as interested in new friends, they already have a reliable circle of friends established over time.

Or, if you have the balls, do something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GljiuZpII9M

I feel my whole life like im missing out.

some people have spent their time getting great at instruments or art. others know everything about a genre of music. some people have really cool mates and get up to all sorts of shenanigans. some people travel all around and do interseting shit. some people can do amazing physical feats of running, lifting and fighting.

i've got fuck all lads and i have the desire to try to get into something but when push comes to shove i just cannot be fucking arsed and its killing me

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gunna hunt for some puss

>>79578651
people aren't going to batter you up because you walk up to them and say something

formulas

>>79578547
You have triggered my podcast pasta:

Dan Carlin's Hardcore History
Dan Carlin's Common Sense
The Dick Show
Bill Burr's MMPC
Athletico Mince
Adam Buxton's podcast
JRE (selected guests)
Nerdist (selected guests)
Norm MacDonald Live
Richard Herring's Leciester Square Theatre podcast
Ben Shapiro (Daily Wire)
Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio
Tell 'Em Steve Dave
Nick DiPaolo
Sleepycast
Joey Diaz's Church of What's Happening Now
Marc Maron's WTF (selected guests)
Hollywood Handbook (selected guests)
Doug Stanhope's podcast
Worst Idea of All Time
The Biggest Problem in the Universe
The Adam and Joe Radio Show (both XFM and BBC shows)
Uninformed with Bill Burr and Joe Derosa
What Say You (Impractical Jokers podcast - not officially ended)
Go Bayside
The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM (and BBC?)

i'm a bumlet

>>79578709
sort yourself out

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he's dead

I somehow thought he would be less dead by now

>>79578547
Waking Up - Sam Harris

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how accurate is this image?

>>79578709
have you tried cleaning your room?

>>79578738
post some pics already lol x

It's my birthday today lads

>the north

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1505593507790.webm

>>79578724
wahey deano good to see you

>>79578734
pics x

>>79578746
well the clock doesn't bong anymore due to maintenance work for one

had a dream.

i was home alone as usual when the doorbell rang
i opened the door t
to find a youngish couple - probably mid thirties
the man said in an exaggeratedly posh and showmanny way:

"Why good evening good sir! I have a very odd request I'm afraid ha ha. You see, my lovely wife and I are just exhausted after an EXCEPTIONALLY tough few days of work, and we havent eaten lunch and -"

As he was saying this his wife was sort of slinking closer to me until she was right next to me and i could smell her. I said "What, you want me to... make you lunch?"

"Oh no my dear boy" chuckles the man "nothing like that oh ho ho ho! I was just wondering if you could let us in just to have a look round the house and satisfy our curiosity, since we are real estate agents by trade."

I notices the woman holding a small folded up piece of paper in her hand. She was VERY close to me right now, almost touching me. I recognised the piece of paper as being MINE, from MY pocket!
I said "Well let me tell you what I think, Mister. I think -" The man started to speak but I cut him off. "EXCUSE me, I SAID; I think you are criminals. I think you broke in last week when we were on holiday and the house was empty, and maybe you accidentally left somethong here, maybe you were using this house as a base and you stored something valuable here. I think," The man was visibly angry now. "I think that if I let you in, your accomplice will distract me while you sneak upstairs and rob my house. So get the hell out of here before I call the cops."

then i woke up

>>79578709
just take speed, it's great for motivation

try not to get addicted though

>>79578771
happy birthday x

>>79578547
Myth of the 20th Century

>>79578651
Do you go to uni or work?

might watch some adult entertainment

>>79578789
okay fagghead

what's the best pokemon region lads

just heard the government plan to make bum wanks illegal

>>79578829
hoenn

>when a uni runt complains about his life

hahah oh dear, my sweet naive child, you know nothing

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>>79578740
That's not how death works. You either are alive or you are dead, it isn't a spectrum. Just like people being able to play three chords of a Ramones song if their life depends on it isn't a spectrum either. It's something that takes practice and is a lot more focused than people would actually imagine.

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i had a dream this morning
i dreamt i was jogging next to my nonexistent gf, she had earphones on, i looked at her, she wasnt the most beautiful girl ive seen but she was singing, instantly drove out a smile on my face, the most beatiful voice ever,
then i woke up to my miserable life and couldn't deal wtih my feels

it wasnt the realization that i dont have a gf atm and feel miserable about, but the realization that the moment i had in the dream is not possible in this shitty world, the sheer happiness i experienced
damn im still sad
hold me laddehs

>>79578756
cleaned my room yesterday.
>>79578806
work
>>79578797
where do i get it from?
>>79578738
how

>>79578833
doopin'

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>>79578740
>>79578844
i gotta say lads I feel like red hot shit for ever making fun of him

>>79578746

0%, ben doesnt bong anymore

>>79578771
hb lad x

wet race lads

>>79578849
So talk to people at work

>>79577907
I read this whole thing and I think you're a gay moron

>>79578858
Yeah, he was an easy target but he didn't care he just kept on doing his thing. Gotta respect him for that.

>>79578861
maybe the brit frog was making the bong sounds idiot

god told me to make this post

>>79578840
Uni students have it harder than wagies

>>79578904
me and god just pranked some italian holy fuck

is god exists he knows everything you're going to do before you do it, so how can free will exist

someone PLEASE smeg my bell

NEETs are like feudal lords and wagies the peasants who work the fields

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the stance

lads who was your favourite member of sclub 7?

Sat outside my house (locked out) and a woman from the church two doors over started talking to.

She was very friendly, and hugged me as she told to 'come hear the lord's word'.

Sort of smiled and nodded with a bemused look.

Maybe I should have gone Reddit/Dawkins on her lmao

Maybe I should find god though, might fill the void

>>79578973
Hannah

>>79578973
rachel is this even a question

>>79578973
the good looking one

>>79578711
I live in a relatively friendly city, and if a random stranger approached me on the street and struck up a conversation, I'd assume they were after something, probably money, or to get me to go in a shop and buy something for them (because they're banned/underage). I'd make my excuses and get away from them ASAP and wouldn't care too much about hurting their feelings as I did so. I'd be far less suspicious if they did it in a pub or club though.

>>79578973
the one that was in primeval

>>79578873
i do they all have families and are in their 30s

i'm in my early 20s.

>>79578951
i want to make tender love to Theresa May

>>79578709
Are you sure you actually want to get into 'something' for your sake, or is it just because you want to copy your friends posting about their things on social media

london is a boring version of new york

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me bottom right

>>79578933
I assume you're being facetious but if not this is a theological paradox that has been dealt with many times (paradise lost in particular does a very good job), essentially the standard resolution is that you have free will (as did lucifer) and god will not interfer even though he knows both the beginning and ending of time (if such concepts as beginning and ending even exist to the ominpotent)

god 8ch is so fucking bad
full of an unbelievable amount of almost certainly underage attentionwhores that try to derail every thread.

i tried it for 3 days now, and i shant ever be posting again
what a shithole

>>79578914
maybe in terms of workload, but in terms of a depressing life, I don't think so sweety xxx

>>79579027
other way round

>>79579013
Change work place

anyone here watch death in paradise?

>>79579030
Based Gary.

>>79579020
don't care about social media and don't use it.
i want to be good at things, i want to be well-read, strong, and have skills. i want to experience new parts of life. all for myself.

Need a gf with a fat bottom.

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>>79578951
what is this stance called

>>79578973
bradley

>>79579031
how can he be omnipotent and omniscient then

>>79579078
he chooses not to act... really don't see how this is confusing

eating expired sweetcorn

>>79579076
The closet-virgin stance

>>79579099
seems like a cunt then

>>79578951
Theresa looks ready for a scrap. Like she's the final boss in a Jackie Chan film.

>>79579126
Got that right hand ready at the hip for a vicious overhand right.

>>79579123
that's perfectly fair comment and as source of criticism for a lot of non believers. It is worth remembering, though, that if God proved his existence unequivicably to everyone then the whole notion of faith would be irrelevent.

>>79579100
I think I have some expired sweetcorn in the cupboard. Might join you.

business idea: give shitskins a platform to complain about how white people ruined their country

>>79579100
expire your life

>>79579156
seems like a convenient cop out for believers when asked for evidence to support their credulous claims.

>>79579156
what about people who never had the chance to even develop faith

like some 2 year old dying from malaria in africa who's never heard of god

does he go to hell?

>>79579159
good lad

>>79578933
Maybe he doesn't need to know the minutiae of an individuals decisions to be omniscient

why would i worship a being im morally superior to?

love wanking me

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asians in latex

>>79579220
>>79579220
>>79579220
>>79579220

>>79579206
then isn't omniscient then

if he knows the choices everyone makes before they make them, he knows who is going to hell and who isn't before they even exist

seems like a flawed system to me

>>79579235
>>79579235
>>79579235

>>79577854

Nice bait

>>79579196
you can see it for whatever you like but within theology that is a non contradictory argument for the justification of there being no "proof" of God.

>>79579198
This is a good question and one that has been interpreted in a variety of ways and as such a catholic, calvinist and lutherian for instance would probably all give you a different answer. The Calvinist would say that before you are even born that your position into heaven or hell is determined, therefore, everything you do your life on earth is actually irrelevent (unsurprisingly this is a dangerous ideology for those less fortunate in their life than others (see also hindu caste system/ressurection). A Catholic would probably suggest that the child is condemned to purgatory as he/she had not been baptised and entered into christ's faith during his/her time on this earth (even though as you point out she/he never had the option to even if he/she wanted to).