>Call myself Muslim >Never even read the Quran

>>79566049
pic is u after allah passes judgement?

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>tfw mom can speak and read Arabic but I never learned it

>Call myself non-denominational Muslim
>Drink Baltika 9 beer, Finlandia vodka, kyrgyz cognac and make sandwiches with ham (pork meat)

>Don't call myself a muslim because I am not one
>Have read the Noble Quran from cover to cover

>>79566049
and????????????????
everytime you post i get more assured that you don't know shit about mena and maghreb you should just stop using that username

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>call myself catholic
>have read every single thing ever written by every catholic bishop, theologian, and philosopher in the original languages and fully understand all of it

>>79566445
stop posting in my threads

>>79566792
nobody cares dumb chr*stcuck

>>79566792
I can see how being an educated theologian and a catholic would conflict

>>79566049
Do you pray 5 times a day?

>>79566928
I've never prayed.

>>79566898
Practically all relevant theology was created by the Roman Catholic Church.

I mean, for fuck's sake, if you believe in Trinitarianism (as most Protestants do), then it means you believe in Catholic doctrine, seeing as Trinitarianism is non-scriptural in nature. It's the same with a lot of other doctrine; Protestants generally believe in plenty of Catholic doctrine...but only until the 16th century, at which point suddenly they're governed by zealous sola scriptura. It makes absolutely no sense from a theological perspective; as protestantism is clearly a purely political movement (especially in the context of the Reformation happening right when Northern Europe was becoming highly relevant/powerful in Europe for the first time). If you're really trying to pretend that Catholic theology suddenly stopped being valid out of nowhere in the 16th century just because of a political squabble, then you're nothing short of a complete hypocrite (as most Protestants are).

>>79567047
Not even by obligation? That's interesting. Is your family religious or they don't care much either?

ive never stepped foot in a mosque or prayed and neither has my family and we all drink and we all eat pork and there is no such thing as a headscarf in my family

but we're all muslim ;)

>>79566049
>Try to read the Quran
>Every translation in spanish is absolute gibberish

>>79567143
don't care

Do you fast?

i'm reporting this thread to sharia police

>>79566049
Abrahamic religion is just a bastardization of earlier religions around the middle east region anyways.

>>79566418
It's okay you went through communism and had the durka durka fucked out of you.

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>>79566049
Don't you guys have a purgatory to pay for your sins instead of straight to hell fire?
In catholicism we believe that most people go to there since hell is too extreme and heaven is to good for most people, then after paying for your sins the heaven is open

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purgatory

>>79567120
>the virgin belief

>>79567199
>the chad theology

>>79567290
>Don't you guys have a purgatory to pay for your sins instead of straight to hell fire?
even in the afterlife the rich get to pay off their sins

:( this is why we need communism

>>79567290
I wish I was in a catholic country desu. It sucks coming from a catholic background in this protestant shithole. Even the Catholic's here can't help but be influenced by protestant retardation.

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>>79566049
Haram food is tasty

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>call myself Hellenist faity
>never read illiad, theogony etc..

>>79566049
>devilish.gif
unironically you'll be more devilish if you meticulously read it

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>>79566049
Well you are here, as far as anyone is concern you are a spic so no one gives a fuck. IF you where in yuroland, you bet your ass your fellow tribesmen would make a living hell for you and your family for not taking part in your daily rituals.

>>79568504
I don't look like a spic.

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>>79568756

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>>79568791
I am a member of the Caucasian race

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>>79566049
>Call myself Keltic
>Never even went to the local druid

>>79569155
But you arent celtic.

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>>79569387
WE WUZ CELTS N SHIT, FOK OFF GERMANIC INVASOR

>>79566049
in england we call that a non-practising muslim

>>79569414
You literally arent genetically celtic.

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you're pretty degenerate m8 but as long as you believe in the one and only you're better off than most kaffirs

>>79569656
i dont have enough autism to do muh heritage DNA tests but the grandparents of my grandparents lived here and im pretty sure im R1b like most people here

>>79569785
R1b is not celtic, it is western European.

>>79566349
>sister can speak better Korean than me
>completely at her mercy when visiting relatives

>>79569839
jesus do you take extensive classes on muh heritage
how do you americans have so much interest in this hsit
whats the celtic gene btw

>>79569936
Irish or Gaulish admixture, you are most likely predominotely basque/iberian if you are white and native.

>>79569960
>Irish or Gaulish
so pretty much celtic?

>call myself a liberal Muslim
>is actually taqiyya
heh heh, silly kuffar

>>79569980
Yes, your irish admixture is minimal if you have it at all, if youre White native then you will be predominately Basque/Iberian.

>>79567143
Most dont care.

>>79569003
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>>79571450
my face is fat