iceland thread

hello

>>79562418
Hello mr frenchman
your tourists tend to try speaking french to icelanders

>>79562612
Danes not welcomes

>>79562667
okay then

>>79562322

>country

Because you were stolen from Denmark

>>79562496
Maybe they were actually speaking English with a very bad accent?

>>79562728
Could be not like I was trying to understand them

>>79562322
Norway is always welcome here, am I right?

>>79562699
You're just gonna let your colony get away with such rudeness?
Pathetic.

>>79562835
I don't really care, I'm always met with hostility by other nordic countries

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>>79562835
Fuck off.

>>79562322
Have you been visited by the 8th Biblical plague: Portuguese immigrants?

How are things going over here? Some scandalous happenings it seems.

>>79562935
Paedophilia and corruption

>>79562811
Yes, brother
>>79562915
Not yet
>>79562935
mhmm yes I have heard people talking to much about that case so I'd rather not talk about it here

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>>79562835
You're not much better.

I've been wanting to just order a trip to Iceland one of these days. I can basically do it whenever I want, I'm just not sure what I'll do when I land there. Am I going to the city centre and just wander looking around or should I go hiking somewhere, or should I do meme things like the blue lagoon? Hmmmm.

>>79563014
redpill us on Icelandic happenings
bróðir?

>>79563124
dunno m8
never really been a tourist in my own country
I would just get wasted every night downtown if I was tourist in Reykjavík

>>79562496
Don't Icelanders speak French?

>>79562835
>You're just gonna let your colony get away with such rudeness?
>Pathetic.
Eat shit.

>>79563124
Don't waste your oilmoney on those islandjews lad, come over to the superior island

>>79563170
I've thought about that. Seems like a good option, because then I can interact with icelandic people instead of just going alone at places taking pictures. I could do both of course, but then I'd have to stay longer. How long does ring road take?

>>79563217
I've been to England at least 10 times already.

>>79563155
some pedophile was pardoned and one of the men that recommended(?) him was the father of the prime minister or something like that

Went to Iceland
Beer was 20£
Some crisps were 2£ and a chocolate bar was 5£

What a shit hole communism might actually fix it

>>79563272
So, what does he do now? Sit at home afraid to be seen on the street?

>>79563178
lol what?

>>79563277
>be brit
>so poor that he can't handle a beer on iceland
Lmfao.

>>79563222
A week at least

>>79562612
>>79562667
Why are Danes not welcome. They are nice :/

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>>79563272
Sounds like your people are justifiably upset, it's quaint to see such corruption and scandal be dealt with appropriately.

>>79563370
Oh shit, that's longer than I thought. Is it worth it? I'm a outdoorsy guy who enjoys nature, if that counts.

Give us back our fucking cod and our money you bastards

>>79563306
I know a guy that followed him in his car for about 20 mins
his address was posted in a fb group with like 15000 men

>>79563413
Fucking hell. Is he daud?

>>79563430
not yet

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>>79563405
>yfw Icelandic trawlers are fishing the Thames

>>79563430
I wouldn't worry. The whole island is related to him, so they won't kill him.

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>>79563496
omw

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The fog's just lifting. Throw off your bow line, throw off your stern. You head out to Vestfjorden, past Henningsvær, past Reine. Past Mosken Island where I hiked as a kid. Blow your air-horn and throw a wave to the lighthouse keeper's kid on Væroy. Then the birds show up, black-backed gulls, herring gulls, puffins. The sun hits you - head North. Open up to 12 - steamin' now. The guys are busy, loading the harpoon guns, you're in charge. You know what? You're a goddam whaleship captain! Is there any thing better in the world?

>>79563489
Will he suffer the blood eagle?

>>79563656
soon

>>79563724
He deserves it. Fucking pig.

How's the mudslime situation on Iceland?

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>>79562667
this is my favorite thread now

>>79563595
næs

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>>79562322

>>79565448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2M4aae_Dzk

>>79564093
Why are their hearts so black? why Norge?

i wanna live in iceland :(

>>79562714
Scandiboo pls go

>>79565642
It's the d*nes fault

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>>79565642

> sympathizing with D*nes

>>79565815
I'm on your side pally, the Eternal Dane wouldn't sell us Greenland and US/Canada should and will annex it soon

Unironically why does everyone hate the Danes?

>>79566019

Because they should be nuked

>>79566019
They are generally known to be rude and arrogant towards the rest of the scandi cunts.

>>79566019
They have waged war after war of aggression upon their neighbors.

>>79566019
Because it's a cancerous country, and always has been

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How are you preparing for the asian century?

Do you "feel" European?

What do you think about Leaf Erikson day?

>>79566019
I don't get it either. All the Danes I've met in real life are awesome, and the posters here have all been pretty chill.

>>79566289
Don't know, my only experience with Danes was a girl at a seminar I attended and it wasn't that bad.
Maybe they behave differently when not surrounded by their kind?

This awesome band Kaleo is from Iceland.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HC6QJsxRypQ

>>79566396
lol I once dragged those guys around in a donut behind a boat

>>79566455
Did you play in the sea with them? Are they friends of yours?

>>79566568
yeah
nah my mate had a sign that said "rides 3000kr per person"

>>79566769
Cool. I didn't expect the sea was warm enough to swim around Iceland. Are you a fisherman?

>>79567193
Sometimes, when I get offered a short tour

>>79567545
The North Sea would be rich with seafood. My country import fish from Norway a lot.

>>79568079
yeah you are also our main whale meat buyer

>>79568135
I hope my country import more whales. Because i rerely see whale meat in supermarket.

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I have visited iceland
It was quite boring
Nearly no trees
Food was shit
Expensive too

Pretty i suppose, nice landscape
Didnt get dark which was strange

>>79563413
>>79566455
It's so strange that some random icelandic anon know these people, but I cannot really doubt it. Do you live in this Capital Region? Apparently it holds 2/3 of icelandic population.

>>79568448
I dont know them senpai
Nah, live in akureyri

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0k24zC41SY