/brit/

how do i learn how to be good at personal finance

t. uni fresher child

Drain Gang

https://youtu.be/Etv6YWH1jxA

screaming

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Start racemixing

I'm in awe that a girl this stunning exists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q8AfkU89Vk

having a credit card with a low limit is detrimental to your credit score, brainlets

Funny that we all agree now how brexit was a mistake, yet just a little over a year ago we were piping UKIP memes and bantering about lefties.

plans for the evening
matcha tea. 2 pomodoros of math, 2 pomdoros of ancients

and then a cheeky meditate before din dins (2 small cod fillets and peas)

>>79549758
lel

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anime

might snort some dizzle

>>79549784
what an exciting life you lead

any pineal man in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erl9IZxxIQc

>putting up 44 kg DBs on incline at 6'1 83kg bw for working sets, while already feeling shitty on a cut
>nobody cares
>30% bf """"powerlifter"""" manlet comes and huffs and puffs while doing 50s on flat bench for sets of 5
>people coming over and asking him what his routine is etc

i am not a bitter man most of the time but i was slightly annoyed

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>Funny that we all agree now how brexit was a mistake

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Help me lads

>>79549784
didn't realise how bent this post would come out.

>>79549779
>spoken to empty room

Funny how if you change the words German sounds just like English

>>79549869
say i'd rather talk to someone with a better sense of humour

>>79549869
call her reddit

>>79549869
"I'd rather just fuck you instead"

>>79549869
"both of them just to show that I could really"

>>79549856
>king of manlets calling someone else a manlet

oh dear oh dear

>>79549869
Ducks are vicious beasts and you'd have no chance. Meanwhile you could easily kick the horses in the ribs and fuck them up.

>>79549869
give her a compliment like the app suggests

>>79549869
"I'd rather you fucked off back to 'ddit."

>>79549758
https://youtu.be/bZzule73bdg

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Dread the day when turbo normies take ar' vikings from us. The same way they took GoT and bastardised it

>>79549893
only works for chad this

OKcupid and POF are scrapheaps of disgusting women. And even they won't respond to me.

>>79549856
fuck off bent twat (fobt)

>>79549869
Hatpost her

>>79549944
if you cant even get a desperate single mother, you have no hope

>>79549761
yes

>>79549939
would wounds like that become horribly infected without treatment?

Thoughts on Cara Cum?

>>79549869
response: as a vegetarian who cares for the world, I'd rather not fight any animal as no animal deserves that.

I don't appreciate that question and we're already at bad terms, for future reference, never ask that question again.

Reckon I could do a 10 minute plank by the end of the year

any Mao Zedong man in

do gay lads lick each others bumholes every time they have a bumming?

banned from /sp/ for posting half time slags again

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>>79549980
Snake venom may indeed cure it

>>79550025
Classic

feel worse about getting turned down for a room in a house than i do when rejected by women. i really take it personally for some reason. because it is a purely personal matter. im a tolerant, respectful and nice bloke so why the fuck would you say no to me living with you? really upsets me and fucks me off.

>>79550021
nah, don't even have a bumming for like 6 years now lmao

CONTACT
first time he cried

>>79550025
same

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at the london southbank today i was doing a wee bit of graffiti at the skatepark bit with a mate

as i was leaving and walking towards the bridge there was a patrol of 4 armed policemen walking towards me, and at that moment for some reason (i guess i hadnt closed my backpack properly) all my spray paint cans fell out of my backpack onto the pavement in front of them

they all startled and 2 of them reflexively pulled their guns up and aimed them at me
inside i was mortified, but i pretended to be unfazed and gave a cocky smile and said "give us a hand with this then lads willya?"

so then the 4 coppers helped me pick up all my spray paints again and walked off. the moment they were past me i let out a huge breath i hadnt realised i was holding.

stay tuned for the film adaptation of this story, coming in 2018

>>79550021
not for a quickie
but otherwise yeah, most of the time

>>79550025
only go there for big matchday threads not just weekend prem

Donald Trump is making America great again

>>79550025
just got banned aswell
what the hell is going on there

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>>79549939
>>79550042
Smugnar thread? Smugnar thread

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>>79549994
more of a kim il sung man myself.

>>79549869
this is an time when an 4chan-style autistic explanation of your preference is acceptable rather than cringeworthy, she will think it's funny

>>79548947
she's not THAT bad. 4/10 i'd say. i've fucked worse

hydrogen times pi
strong sucker too

>>79550085
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-41274407/why-s-frank-11-mowing-the-white-house-lawn


holy shit this is actually convincing me. he's such a great man

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You arrive in Nottingham

need a bf :[

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>>79550095
Watch it Floki

>>79550034
Me on the right

any brick shithouse man in?

tried to watch mr robot. it's so fucking cringey! how do people watch this? i heard it was good but i just can't

>>79550094
grim

>>79550034
Me on the far left (I'm the Bruce Springsteen poster)

>>79550025
kek same

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Your mecha-pod pulls into Birmingham new street

>>79550099
>she's

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>>79550117
then i open my eyes

>>79550088
janny always waits until the /3pm/ thread is done then scrolls down banning everyone

>>79549732
student finance give you way too much money so you'll never have to worry about running dry unless you're a coke fiend or something

just broke up with the gf, she was crying and hugging me

this doesn't feel nice lads

>>79550117
i invented this gimmick

>>79550117
what year

>>79550164
Off to the pub to find a hook up then lad

>>79550067
what's 190cm? you're cock length?

>>79550164
for what purpose

>>79550158
screeching

>>79550142
Watched the first episode. It's a show that thinks it's far smarter than it actually is. Especially since it broke the cardinal rule of hacking in the first fucking episode.

>>79549687
grim

>>79550186
his waistline

>>79550164
FONT

>>79550164
bad move. now you're going to be sad and lonely like the rest of us chumps.

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Your shuttle arrives at Stoke station

>>79550164

don't care piss off normie

>>79550164
that's a big reason i've decided to stop dating until i'm done with school and have settled down. can't afford to GEP now

>>79550172
liar

>>79550164
you got a number for her mate? love a slag on the rebound me

>>79550186
the distance women keep themselves from him

>>79550191
she's going off to uni and I've wanted to be single for a while even though she's a great gf
just don't see a future with her

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nbOvdh54aI

arse is red raw and itchy

wiped a bit too hard

>>79550186
Number of children molested

>>79550196
i just hacked you *autistic wide eye look*

i decided to do it afk *autistic wide eye look* (in person)

by 2020 we're going to have 5 generations in the workforce at the same time

>>79550236
Burn

>>79550237
wise choice.

womyn go full out slag mode during first semester of university.

also if she's only now going to uni, she's a fucking child. fuck off

>>79550265
bet i'll still be neet

>>79550142
mr reddit

>>79550186
the length in sausage rolls he's ate so far today

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state of fucking lefties

What is the longest you lot have stayed awake for? Three and a half days for me, nearly made it to four days.

Saw a man using a flip phone today

>>79550274
she's 19, I'm 19

aren't you 21? hardly a difference

>>79550244
it's alright

just had one of those microwave chicken paninis

absolutely revolting

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>it's a lickdicki gives his "wise words of wisdom" episode

NEW: Ben Shapiro LAUGHS At Melting California Snowflakes

>>79550309
what matter more, hundreds of lives of innocent refugees, or the potential lives of a handful of brits? think carefully before you answer

breaking up with my bf because im going to university and i think LDRs are stupid and a waste of time

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>>79550117
you legitimately get this sort of feeling when you're in birmingham city centre at night. its like whoever planned it was trying to preempt cyberpunk

its even more intense from the street level though i can't find any pictures that properly capture it.

>>79550343
ahh someone else who reads TRP

>>79550309
straight outta surrey

I really don't know what the fuck i'm doing in this general when i'm posting alongside literal teens like >>79550324

>>79550343
they are

im 29
the potential gf is 21

is this socially acceptable?

>>79549869
say 'ddit

>>79550354
Ever smoke in the park in the middle of the street?

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>>79550326
poo opinion

lisicki runs /brit/

just deal with it lads

>>79550375
'ce

phoned the weedman but it was engaged
this bloke sells a lot of weed

>>79550383
it's 6.9/10

>>79550338
>uploaded by Ben Shapiro

>>79550385
yeh runs it into the ground

>>79550354
bit saddened when i realized there's not enough metal in the earth to have buildings 10 times that height in cities all over the world

>>79550375
Half your age plus seven

Yes, but only just

>>79550343
whore

if you were the bomber how would you hide lads

NOT a terrorist btw GHCQ

>>79550413
i imagine there is. the earth is bigger and deeper than you think.

>>79550375
the rule is half your age plus 7
so the minimum age for you is 21.5, all depends on her birthday whether you're a nonce

i literally can't take this game

swansea are making me shit myself

Eating orange carrots is dutch pride and therefore RACIST AND XENOPHOBIC.

bitcoin more like shitcoin

>>79550422
if i were the fucking bomber I wouldn't have fucked up the bomb what a fucking moron shud just kill himself out of shame

>>79550430
false

So I just read a poll that showed 45% of Britons believe there are too many immigrants living in the UK, down from 71% in 2011. Can anyone explain why on Earth people would start to think there are not too many immigrants in the UK when their numbers have increased drastically since then?

>>79550454
can you substantiate your assertion?

>>79550440
i only eat purple carrots because thats the way god made them.

>>79550464
because now half the brits are immigrants

>>79550422
idea:
get a mate to commit a burglary
confess that you did it

watertight alibi

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>>79550381
its an underpassage thing full of weird homeless people.

not a great place to cihll mostly because only 2 of the 5 directions you can get from it lead to anything of interest.

its also really cyberpunky because there is also random shitty warehouses or decrepid buildings strewn throughout and weird ethnic shops with ducks hanging in them. wonderful.

fed the rest of it to my dog

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrscpcgGSto

>>79550464
they probably purpously asked foreigners to skew the numbers so as to suit their lunatic agenda

>lefties import a load of syrian ISIS kids and foster them in their home and they turn out to be a bunch of radicalised terrorists

howling

hopefully people wake up to dangerous the left really are doing this sort of dumb shit

>>79550464
because they didn't ask the same people

>>79550466
kys
>>79550485
there's an undercity in LA or las vegas where a bunch of homeless people live. they're drainage tunnels for flood water. there's a couple inches of water everywhere so they have stilt beds and stuff

>>79550484
ur stupid

>>79550464
more brits have encountered the average immigrant and realised they aren't a terrorist

>>79550422
Dump all your electronics and ID

Get on a ferry to Ireland/Norway/Netherlands (no passport checks, less security than Dover). An overwhelming amount of GCHQ's modern surveillance is based on electronic and digital forms of tracking. If you can go off the grid then you have a much better chance of slipping through. No GCHQ.

>>79550547
>pornhub
>not pornmd

>>79550547
literally me except mfc instead of pornhub and i don't do any drugs besides booze

>>79550464
its probably a changing of the 'too much' perception as opposed to the 'immigrants' perception. aas in maybe immigrants have been reevaluated as not being as much of a burden (and perhaps even contributing).

>>79549732
student finance doesn't give you enough to cover accomodation in many cases so get a good student 0% overdraft. check moneysavingexpert for advice there.
avoid spending more than 15-20 on a night out, predrink so you don't get too scammed on expensive pints/spirits.
bring enough socks+pants to last a couple weeks and dont be ashamed to re-wear shirts, do washing every 2-3 weeks since halls usually charge for the privilege.
when shopping just go for store-brand shit unless its really bad (i usually only got branded bread and beer)

>>79550485
More like the FAILbox haha

the left are advocating the destruction of civilisation itself

>>79550566
alcohol isn't a drug, its a drink.

>>79550566
Tata_Latina

>>79550595
haha nice one mate

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things this country needs to do PRONTO:

get rid of the retarded 2 tap system
make bidets standard in all houses

>>79550566
>i don't do any drugs besides booze
nerd

>>79550595
if you drink to drunkenness it's a drug, if not it's just a drink

>>79550591
proofs?

DONG DING

if you still have 2 tap sinks in your house, you're probably a povvo

me, my mom, and my sister refer to my dad as voldemort

>>79550483
>>79550511
>>79550522
>>79550527
>>79550571
I appreciate your replies.

If beer didn't have alcohol in it, nobody would drink it. And that's a fact. Can't stand pretentious beer nerds who pretend they're getting pissed for the 'taste'.

>>79550669
or live in expensive old houses
t.rich with 2 taps

>>79550680
reddit

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tights

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https://youtu.be/mu3jh91rCiY

Is it sad that I know where Skelmersdale and Halesowen are?

>>79550714
does this have a dick?

>>79550725
i do too mate although halesowen isn't too far

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>>79550689
have i told you about my obscure microbrews

>>79550689
t. never had good beer

I have had ENOUGH of people not posting great songs in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtB5jC9_kc4

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>>79550422
stop being a bomber probably
>>79550523
>undercity
yeah apparently there was/is one in birmingham too with homeless people in it or something. apparently there is alot of weird stuff underground there. there are also abandoned factories and shit which urban explorers explore.

i went to a carpark with some friends after a party to watch the sunrise and there was a gaunt guy shooting up in the stairwell. was pretty beautiful.

just got back from the Southend match

NOT impressed.

>>79550689
yeah probably. but it does have alcohol in it, and different beers do taste different, so here we are.

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>>79550757
>Muh microbrews

Yank like fucking clockwork.

I am 21
The potential gf is 29

Truly kino :)

can we all just stop pretending that beer tastes good? tastes like fizzy goats arse and I've had it all from carling to £10 a pint IPA shit

would MUCH rather have a pint of cider, or spirit+mixer, anyone who still drinks beer only does it because they think it's MANLY

only drink wkd simple as

>>79550825
>German reading compression

Classic retard

>>79550787
what the fuck this can't be real
some rorke just typed that up on their computer r-right?

>>79550595

Alcohol is an -OH functional group, runt.

>>79550070
have you ever seen a fish before you fucking retard? they don't look like that

>>79550843
when you grow up you will find different people like the tastes of different things. take care luv.

is drug testing common in a lot of companies here or is it mainly an american phenomenon?

>>79550835
had a 32 year old gf as a 22 year old.
was very kino.

>>79550636
>>79550867
mongs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9tdcGmBefM

>>79550843
This one's been on the ol Kopparberg Mixed Fruits methinks. Try and sleep it off lad.

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>a girl will never look at me like this
h-haha MAN i feel good

>>79550867
not really mate that's a hydroxyl group

alcohol refers more to the molecule owning a hydroxyl group

Soros is trying to get flat earth stuff wiped off of social media

>>79550341
the latter, without question

about to do a line of mandy

think i may regret it

pray4me

>>79550902

Was she retarded?

>>79550916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvT98ny5lc0

TECHNOLOGY

>>79550941
bit early lad what rave u at

madly in love with a quiet cornish qt with dark hair and olive skin.

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>go fishing today
>starts raining around 10am
>start smashing my brolly pole in behind me
>mix of gravel and dirt to stop around around it turning to a sludgey mess
>owner comes around
>starts going on about not putting my pole there
>''IT CAN ONLY GO IN THE DIRT, SUNSHINE''
>tell him the dirt is up the bank
>tells me to put it there
>tell him if my brolly is there I will get piss wet through
>says he doesn't care, threatens to band me and storms off

What a twat. I kept it where it was and he didn't come round again. If it wasn't such a good place to fish I'd tell him to fuck off and never go back but this cunt knows how to make a fishery

>>79550890
>>79550918
>heh kid, when you grow up you'll like it, nothin personnel

>>79550956
my house, im bored and none of my pals are out tonight

wanna come over?

>>79550941
sending u some irish luck you'll be fine xx :)

>>79550839
i would

Currently having sex with a quiet cornish qt with dark skin and olive hair, lads.

eating a pizza

>>79550843
do you think taste is "purely logical" or something? humans are a lot more complicated than that; the taste of beer ends up associated with a lot of good feelings, so people end up liking it.

>>79550945
context?

>>79550941
>doing powder mandy

no, do pills

>>79550985
thanks la

>>79550886
koi fish do

>>79550984
dont do drugs sorry lad but besides that i'm a loser with no friends as well so if you weren't weirdo posting on /brit/ and we met randomly then maybe I would

>>79551006
how are you posting then?

>>79550979
Look at this country bumpkin muhfucka

>>79550839

>Treat me like a king
>A king

Ummm sweetie.

grade 3 or 4 on the sides/back?

Have you ever cried tears of joy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQZN01Cqzek

mad tunee

>>79551028
why the fuck would their tailfin be horizontal you gay spastic

>>79551014
they're crystals, i had to crush them up

have you tried the heinekens yet

>>79551056
2

>>79551054
she can still be treated LIKE a king you idiot. she just isnt a king. learn English you dense cunt.

want to crush the skull of this london grafitti bender

find willies attractive but men's arses do absolutely nothing for me

>went to turkey on a package holiday (flight + hotel)
>essentially just used the package for to get into the country
>as soon as i arrived i went to the beach
>then i went to see the ancient ruins the next day
>then i went to some weird shisha bar and made friends with a turkish musician guy
>he then invited me to go to some really good turkish restaurant to drink turkish liquor with him and recommended some music shops i could go to buy a turkish instrument
>then i went quad biking through the mountains from some dodgy looking turkish commie block court yard to this beautiful waterfall area (had to sign a document saying that death would have been my own fault lol)
>then i went back to the sea again
>went to buy that instrument the guy recommended
>then to see some old neighbourhoods and to see some old mosque-thing.
>then to some sulphur hot spring thing (again up in another part of the mountains)
>then the sea again

literally every other person who was on the same package
>sleep at hotel, sit at the pool, eat at the hotel restaurant (for about 2 weeks)

don't get it lads. i mean the most basic of those things (going to the sea) was like a 3 minute walk away, how do people literally just sit at the hotel pool the entire time?

Fuck lads, flat mate and her friend wants a shag tonight and I don't know which one to pick.

>>79551036
ok no worries man. maybe in the next life

>>79551056
1

do not usually like beer, it's a drink for the lower classes

however trappist is VERY nice

nothing ruins an urban area more than graffiti. cant imagine why people want to live around that ugliness.

you have somehow tracked the parson's green tube bomber down and you know with 100% certainity this is the guy who did it, it's just you and him alone in a room you haven't called the police yet, what do you do?

There are kiddies ITT who literally don't remember 9/11, fucking hell

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if he looked attractive there's be no consequences

>>79551051

Ummm I am making that anon in the corner post for me haha :)

>>79551090
do me instead

>>79551067
because its trunk is twisted 90° as it is preparing to surface

>>79551056
1.

t. literal deano

>>79551098
NeW (nicht ein wort)

>>79551098
only deano is dumb enough to go to turkey in the current geopolitical climate

dont chat shit to me cos ur just another motherfucking pussy

was wanking from 1.30am till about 6.00am today lads

>>79551079

I know that, you subhuman. I just wanted some (You)s.

>>79550926
but that's exactly what he said you mong

What's a good mix with vodka? I always drink it neat but fancy a change..

>>79551126
If he was attractive he wouldn't have to dupe women into having sex with him through.

>>79551136
chink on the construction site drinking beer in a stock photo?

that doesn't rhyme

>>79551126
How is that possible?
He didn't rape them, he duped them, they still had sex willingly.

>>79550689
back in the day everyone brewed and drank beer cause it was the only safe way to drink anything at all as brewing killed any pathogens in the water. the alcohol was secondary and the beer was often only 2-3%

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i think pic related is honestly an elite film and only virgins dislike it

>>79551198
what sort of vodka, if you want simple orange juice is the best

>>79549939
Vikings is already normie as fuck. It's also a cuckfest of a show. Both in the literal and meme sense.

>>79551125
1999 here (18)

>>79551098
>giving money to paki economies
disgusting. give your head a wobble.

>>79551145
warum nicht?

>>79551146
it was like in 2008. i had the same experience on a greek island (where there was far less to do)

>only 4 things of note are an old temple, some hotsprings directly by the sea, a few shitty nightclubs and the sea
>ask some fit birds from the hotel complex what they've done - ah we went into the beach once

how the fuck is it possible?

>>79551145
learned something new today

>>79551136
chink having a drink?

>>79551142
the perspective of the fish in the art doesn't reflect that

>>79551209
Chink with a drink

>>79551198
Literally whatever you want

>>79551217
did really like it

>>79551215
yeh kinda agree he shud be jailed but 10 years seems a bit excessive

>>79551217
best film i saw last year absolutely fantastic andrea arnold is great

>>79551220
I like it simple. orange it is

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>>79551121
t. smol brain soulless grayman

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>>79551061
absolutely love sleaford mods

>>79551198
citric acid

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how do you pronounce this

Films are reddit

neighbour appears to be playing bagpipe music, think it's time to turn the bass up

>>79551261
he shouldn't be in jail at all
since when lying to get laid is a crime?
none of these girls were raped, they were fooled
not rape, not a crime
this guy should be free

>>79551261
yeah i really like her wuthering heights too, captured the atmosphere well i thought

>>79551277

>brain

Spook

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>>79551294
bane? xddddddd

>>79551294
beinis :DDD

Need a short gf.

Lads, can shag a flat mate or her friend which do would you choose?

>me and my brother were up north for a night
>he accidentally bought a 750ml of coffee flavoured vodka
>bought rubicon passion as a mixer
>its the most fucking grim thing we've ever tasted


never make this mistake lads.

>>79551299
fraud is a crime, if someone slept with him under the pretense that he would pay them x amount or would give them y present and then he didn't it is fraud same thing here.

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No one cared who i was until i put on the mask

reduce, reuse and recycle
>>79549609
>>79549609
>>79549609
>>79549609

If you can drink straight vodka I would literally buy you drinks all night, that shit is disgusting

>>79551364
>women exchange themselves for money/material
>'nah i'm not a prossie though'

hm

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>>79551364
SLAG POWER YASSSSSSS

>>79551354
one of the lads bought this cherry flavoured vodka before a festival for me and him to share. The smell of it was so sickly and sweet and it tasted dirt
dont think any of that flavoured vodka shite tastes good

>>79551375
fuck off lefty twat

>>79551402
treb vodka and bubblegum at bijoux is the one mind

>>79551299

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_by_deception

>>79551384
i've drank it straight out of the bottle in gulps before

>>79551320
>>79551338
wrong it's 'be in' but they're retarded because they don't even use that phrase in their marketing. instead of 'be in [the sport] or 'be in with a chance to win' it's just 'be in' for no reason

>>79551438
Calm down you hard cunt

>>79551099
the friend, make sure you impress her then the flat mate might want some later on, anyways I don't recommend shagging your flat mate unless you think you'll end up together. Unless you or her are moving out soon, then go for it.

>>79551370
>>79551426
fraud isn't rape
this is bullshit

>>79551353
At least post their pics or at least gives us the body types if you can't

>>79549764
Which are her natural eyes color? She is hotter when they are darker

>>79551666
>666
>fraud isn't rape

settle down satan

>>79550575
>washing every 2-3 weeks
Horrific

>>79551384
I only ever drink it neat to get drunk more.