/brit/

this one was first so

no-one will post here now tho cos i iwll

hahah

>>79549609

SNEED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsNJjGGR4P8

>>79549735
:(((

https://vocaroo.com/i/s00LnBKIydax

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Why does everyone dress like shit in this damn country.

Stop dressing like shit.

It takes two seconds of effort to put on a decent shirt or set of pants, you don't need to go walking around town in a cutoff that makes you look like 20lbs of shit stuffed into a 10lbs bag.

And stop colouring your hair, too. It looks silly and ruins your hair. Unless you're going for heroin addict chic like the fuccbois up in Camden, don't do it.

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anime

>>79551402
strong contender for gayest post of the year

>>79551368
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0jdGPNdoxpt
>THE STORM COMES OR IS IT JUST ANOTHER SHOAH
oy vey

London tube bomber has been confirmed as fostered rescued syrian "child". An 88 year old MBE and his wife in her 70's came out of retirement to spend their last years taking care of him and he repays them with bombs.

What the fuck is wrong with Muslims?

look what you made me do

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>>79549609

Wait? There are people outside of Canada who like Sloan!?!?!?!?!?

>>79551411
don't come in my thread then

>>79551448
classic

>>79551368
every northener ive ever fucking heard

>>79551402
my brother actually vomitted, not from the alcohol but just because of how fucking disgusitng coffee flavoured vodka mxied with fizzy passinofruit is.

>>79551403
>pants
fuck off yank

>>79551448
>An 88 year old MBE and his wife in her 70's came out of retirement to spend their last years taking care of him
they deserve a beating too desu

*enters your thread*

>>79551460
wow i finally found a sloan man
yes i love sloan, but i'm also the only person outside of canada who does

why are millwall fans such rorkes?

>>79551449
what's /brit/'s opinion on taytay

>>79551509

*forces you out*

>>79551448
>when you get elderly white people to sponsor your terrorism

got a new weedman who drops weed straight to my house
bit worried about the neighbours though

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*wanders into thread*

>>79551529
she the best

any wacky Bruce man in

>>79551529
need an autistic tay tay gf quite frankly

>>79551529
shit music

>>79551403
this is what i thought before i moved to London

the people here are so well-dressed and sophisticated-looking, its very intimidating to me
:C

>>79551544
get out wizard fuck

>>79551544
fuck out me thread, virgin autist

>>79551538
>letting dealers know where your yard is

first mistake

thread is already a billion times better without yanks

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got some porn on

christ lads /tv/ is worse than ever

>>79551553
*reports in*

might join the cartel lads

thoughts?

>>79551544
alri wizard man of sutton high street

>>79551595
love porn me

>>79551564
>>79551566
it's my thread you have no right to tell them to leave

>>79551544
get the fuck out virgin wizard autist

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any good mmos out these days lads?

any of you cunts snorted dizzle

how bad is it

>>79551579
>not inviting your weed man in for a cuppa

fucking rude cunt, you southern by any chance?

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>"""""""""""""""""""""women""""""""""""""""""""" that talk like men

gf is watching a vlog of some lad on holiday with his top off

hmmm

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>>79551514

If you're in Canada you should see them live! They're always touring... because they need the money badly!

>>79551644
this is why you are still a virgin

imagine being such a runt that u try to blow up innocent people

>>79551621
destiny 2

>>79551622
hurts like fuck

Wish i had a few really fertile acres with really big greenhouses to grow spices, herbs, veggies and grains/legumes in - just for my own consumption, not as a lifestyle just for leisure.

i'd have some goats for milk, chickens and guineas and ducks for meat and eggs.

i'd also grow a few mushrooms and that. maybe even a pond with some freshwater fish (tilapia maybe) to fish from.

imagine such a thing is doable out in the states but not here though most probably.

>>79551624
wait til he gets you on the harder gear and you start ticking grams you cant afford

>>79551596
the sneed shit is getting out of hand atp

Just went through some Finnish blog

that country is literally heaven on earth

Anyone else here a Chad?

what are you lads going to be doing tonight then?

>>79551579
he's a friend of a friend, not really a big scary dealer
could batter him if i needed to

i'm on my holidays currently vlogging for a bunch of tween girls. just took my top off.

ama

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have a weird obsession with finnish boys despite having literally never met or seen a Finn IRL

>>79551644
that's hot though

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why is this allowed

>>79551621
runescape

love porn

>>79551729
stop posting on the internet

>>79551714
curry and a few spliffs then an earlyish night
flying to 'dam in the morning

>>79551661
i'd rather be a virgin than fuck the cum dumpsters walking about today

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>>79551615

same

>>79551714
i feel a bit out of sorts. like im missing social contact. but im pretty sure thats down to my consumption of pills last night. so im going to stay in but i feel like i want to go out despite feeling a bit hungover.

>>79551714
got a table and 6 pint glasses booked at the ol' red lion, cannae wait

is there a guide somewhere i can read on how to deal with a weedman in the correct way?

>>79551680
are you actually complaining about free fucking drugs? are you a fucking fed or just a virgin? if you came up to me and said that i'd look at you, shake my head disapprovingly whilst thinking you're a spacka and then walk off in the opposite direction

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>>79551729

>>79551751
Deano will buy it, that's why

Rorke: Rural Towns
Brody: Cities
Reasonable Centrist: Suburbia
Radical Centrist: Homeless

>>79551658
well if i get the chance i definitely will
they deserve to not be needing money badly

>>79551751
how in the FUCK do you use 10gb of data? i use 1gb tops and I stream music and shit all the time

>>79551751

because people are happy to pay it, what's the problem?

>>79551596
they need to get rid of the generals. Every time I go on it I have to hide got, twin peaks, star trek, dr who, big brother general threads. They aren't even discussing the show half the time in those threads and people make other threads about those shows anyway

>>79551751
so you could contract it for 924 or just buy it outright for 999.

there must be loads of people who don't have 924 to spend right now even if it would save them money.

grim

>>79551784
i inadvertently created the booking tables at pubs gimmick.

All the lads are going out and I was invited but just can't bring myself to doing it
Really not happy with myself

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>>79551714
listening to CAN

GGG or canelo, who you got lads

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>i'd rather be a virgin than fuck the cum dumpsters walking about today

>>79551751
Because Brits are stupid

>>79551806
Deano: Barratt Newbuild Estate

anyone wanna play a game?

>>79551771
absolute kino that one is

>>79551816
lots of youtube

I got through 8/month during my commute

https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2017/sep/16/pakistan-man-sentenced-to-death-for-ridiculing-prophet-muhammad-on-whatsapp

>>79551850

Canelo by UD

>>79551771
nonce

>>79551816
snapchat mate, absolutely rinses data
you'd know if you had friends

>>79551891
Mmmm curryyyy

>>79551866
*apple users

How long until unlimited data mobile plans become the norm like they did with home internet?

Aunt cat, aunt cat, whereth hast thou cometh from?

seen any good kino recently?

Reminder if your girlfriend isn't 16-22 you are literally going to die childless.

>>79551845
you should go. once you're there and have a drink you'll feel better. its healthy to socialise. people who dont get mental health problems and die earlier.

>>79551900
saving money > friends

>>79551931
soon hopefully

>>79551811

Well you have the rest of your life to do it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HDzg-CxaEo

re-watching the inbetweeners rn lads

it hasnt aged a bit

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>>79551887

love the bit where she's clearly in pain and the guy is still banging harder and harder, and the one with glasses has to tell him to stop

Anyone else in this thread just really started fancying a curry?

>Just got the new iphone X on a 4 year contract, absolute bargain only £70 a month lads

will be seeing this EXACT status when it comes out on my normiebook

Should I go on a bike ride?

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*releases juice in the mouth of Bruce*

>>79551962
nah, had one last night

could absolutely curry a curry right now, bloody currying mate
>>79551979
yeah

Love curry.
Hate casual racism.
Simple. As.

>>79551962
yeh but takeaways are shite and mostly owned by pakis so they wont be getting any of my money

>>79551931
When one company decides to do it they all will follow, but why miss out on that big cash flow from people who go over their data?

should i ride a lad?

>>79551962
genuinely don't know what curry tastes like

never use my data because i never leave the house and am on the wifi x

>>79551997
this but reversed
>>79552003
>ride a lad
would make a good app name

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Goodwood

>>79551938
a dark song

>>79552003
if you're a grill and the lad is me then yes

anyone wanna play words that follow?

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>>79551931
they used to be the norm before smartphones
they wont ever be again except for at ridiculous prices

im still on the same contract i got when i was 10 in 2008

>500 minutes
>unlimited texts
>unlimited data
£24 a month

they tried to cancel it in 2011 but my dad rang them up every day for like 2 weeks and complained so persistently at them they said "fine, fucking keep the contract then"

>>79552014
Y A N K

Anyway, yes I do like curry and have a nice Indian just down the road.

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>yeh but takeaways are shite and mostly owned by pakis so they wont be getting any of my money

>'Narcos' Location Scout Found Shot Dead in Mexico

wew lads

>>79552067
yeah, you make the game (30 or 45 secs)

>>79552067
Yeah i'll start
Indian's are ...

buying a chinkphone from a dodgy Chinese site for £250

>>79552080
This man actually looks like he's had one too many takeaways

>>79552014
male it yourself. its very easy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHfhCXkJh34

DONT EVER give your hard earned money to pajeets or sheeds.

>>79552080
but he's right

>>79552080
looks like the kind of bloke he gets a kebab on his way back from the pub every friday

>>79552071
>£24 a month
what a scam
you can get unlimited everything rolling contract £20 a month on giffgaff

Give it a rest man Rorke will you, it's a Saturday afternoon for Christ's sake

join
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hate all the nationwide adverts

religion makes good people do evil things and makes intelligent people say stupid things.

>>79551938
Watched stalker, enjoyed the first part, second part felt reddit.
But maybe it was 4chan for that time

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post your first phone

>>79551938
Mr. Robot

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>>79552071
>when i was 10 in 2008
>i was 10 in 2008
>10 in 2008

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>>79552071

>i was 10 in 2008

>>79552173
nokia 3310

>>79552168
intelligent people wouldn't be religious in the first place

anyone remember the halifax man?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXkZguZ_KMs

cure for poverty: empowerment of women.

worked in bangladesh and bolivia.

>>79551962
no, just a wank

Samsung galaxy Ace, 150 mb storage ftw

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worked 4 days this week . will be neet for the next 3 days before work on tuesday

>>79552126
pretty sure it's the weird french cunt.

>>79552222
Chek'd

>>79552213
hello christopher hitchens

iphones release signals that destroy the pineal gland

extensive posting on /brit/ has made me realize how terrible american posters are

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First day at uni.
In nice halls.
Everyone is middle class and went to private school except for me.
Have added 5 people on WhatsApp but still feel lonely because I'm the only one of them that doesn't listen to Bach.
Will keep you updated.

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so cold all the time even with the heating on

owt on the tele tonight?

>>79552246
if you've bought an iphone your pineal gland is already 100% calcified

mmmm yeah im sure we lifted those niggers out of poverty because we "empowered" their """women"""2 and it wasn't the science and ngo aid we sent them and used to set up enterprise

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wun sen

>>79552268
fuck me you're done for lad, over before it even began, you'll never fit in with the tarquins, believe me I tried

>>79552279
same.
people have said i'm really cold to the touch as well, kind of irrationally hurts to hear desu.

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feel like pure shit just want her back x

>>79552268

don't care

>>79552312
concorde was shit
>dude speed lmao

remember how shit and slow phones used to be lmaoooooooo

Didn't you mean like, first day at halls. Stupid sponger

we're all in here

https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=1688

Posting from the shower lads :3

>>79552312
why don't they make concordes anymore

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>>79552308
>you'll never fit in with the tarquins
He was speaking about his trip to Nicaragua.
I was going to bring up my trip to Butlins but didn't want to look silly.

>>79552268
please dont

why exactly is animal porn illegal?

>>79552303
now you're angry cause everyone on your road is asking for me like the wi-fi code

>>79552377
They can't consent, and it's a bit mingin innit

>>79552352
because you touch yourself at night

just going to stay in my room all fresher week 2bh

>>79552377
animals cant consent

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The dreads are coming along nicely x

>>79552404
>tarquins
what uni

>>79552419
Presumably she has a gun though

>>79552404
good lad. im sure everyone else will be doing the same.

if you eat dogs, you're fucking wrong in the head

>>79551852
hello roastie

>>79552377
to keep out minds unsullied

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Am I white?

JAV collection is out of control

>>79552404
aye mate don't worry I'm sure you're not missing much ;)

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>>79552352
expensive and a bit warm sometimes

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>private/paid mods

2020 year of the gf

>>79552419
I wanna fuck that bunny.

Get quite aggressive when I drink lads

>>79552352
didnt make any money

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>>79552504
>paid mods

fuck it lads, here i go

RIP to my nose

■■■■■■■□□□

>>79552562
Sorry I don't speak Nuke Target.

footy yank where art thou

>>79552531
Wanna fight?

>>79552623
BADDA BING

>>79552576
reporting this

>>79552606
>>79552623

>>79552629
WATCH IT KIDDO

>>79552562
incredible how little I care what others do with their money

doing a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9ijU8bv20k

another saturday n ight all alone another saturday night drinking all alone

>>79552750
whatchu drinking senpai?

Got 6 girls on WhatsApl expecting replies from me

Toil

>>79552623
Yeah let's do it

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>>79552750
Hello darkness my old friend...

>>79552763
zubrowska and apple juice

>>79552750
Let's go to the pub

want everyone to dislike me irl so they'll fuck off and leave me alone but don't want to have to do anything drastic to precipitate it, but the slow burn method isn't quite cutting it either

CAAAAAAARMEEEEEEELLLAAAAAAAAA

we're all in here
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i'm lonely and gay

>>79552927
grim

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>>79552927
Let's fix that then hmm :3

just finished reading something and cried

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-hampshire-41288496/hampshire-harp-prodigy-13-joins-music-elite


my gf is famous

>>79552977
'

>>79552964
pls be in leeds

Hello, I found a way to send messages from the future by Internet. I come from the year 2075. Please, pay attention to Muslims, today the Republic of Britain is an Islamic republic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNhhvQGsMEc

>>79552993
Leeds lost today

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Why havent we banter'd since 1815

>>79553038
to whom?

>>79553005
>the Republic of Britain

Britain is a Constitutional Monarchy. Not a republic.

>>79553005
won't be alive by then haha lol

>>79553009

they exist in higher dimensions, you need to take psychedelics to talk to them

>>79553055
Fuck isis I'm Millwall

>>79553005
seems unlikely, ethpain

>>79552977
looks 8 you gigantic nonce

>>79553050
would be too dangerous now, the americans ruined conflict forever with nuclear weapons.

the gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4wwfcWFooQ

>>79553050
come oooon if you think you're hard enuffffffffffff

>>79553106
does that mean the wolves go top

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa9tgfCxIF8

londoners are funny

>>79553146
Leeds on gd

No money for heating. House is freezing. Showers are cold.

Need a good non depressing film to watch
Any suggestions?

>>79553111

I come from future, tell me more about the timeline I live.

>>79553189
My super ex girlfriend

>>79553189
Kiss kiss bang bang

>>79553189
nigger scagwamp needeldick xD

>>79553189
L'Auberge Espagnole

mozzas on twitter lads

https://twitter.com/officialmoz

>>79553189
500 Days of Summer

>>79553189
Barry Lyndon and the battyboy bummer bunch

>>79553248
literally who

>>79553050
we're good friends now

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>>79553189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqMXUJSN4Hw

>>79553243

This film is very shit.

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where are all the aliens x

bit mental how close we are to world war 3

>>79553306
on mars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRt9x2NDSAU

>>79553285
i'm a girl

>>79553330
timestamp or fuck off

>>79553330
Forget it then you won't understand

>>79553313
a war with north korea would not be world war 3

>ywn be an irish peasant who got dismembered in the crimean war

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osSO_T3X6zw

if this is true, we are closer to the end
OR
maybe there is one type 3 civ x

>>79553320
Can't believe you made me give an accidental view to Carl of Swindon. Please give a warning if you're going to post this mong in future.

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>>79553248
>officialmoz
lmbo

>>79553320
>nationalising stuff is seizing the means of production

what a fucking retardo

>>79553350
it would if china got involved

>>79553350
it would be if china allied with them

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another meme tower going up

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>ywn order a bunch of irish peasants to go fuck off and charge a fortified gun or whatever

>>79553403
>>79553396
china wouldn't want to do that
it's not in their benefit

>>79553422
would love to slide down that to my death

>>79553350
some random serb assassinating FF from the outset didn't appear to be all big a deal either

>>79552394
>>79552408
Then why is animal murder legal? Cheque made

>>79553422
London literally has the ugliest skyline in the world. Literally even worse than Berlin. How could you let this happen?

>>79553461
>replying to 30 minute old posts
kys

>>79553429
let's be honest for a second here

china basically runs and finances north koreas nuclear program

>>79553473
London is a shite city regardless of its skyline so couldn't give a monkeys mate

I don't want Indians in this thread.

>>79553005
Fun fact: Islam predicts end of the world in 2075

>>79553473
it's all coming down when charles takes the throne

>>79553516
London is fantastic though

>>79553521
GIVE CATALONIA INDEPENDENCE

>>79553539
>>79553539
>>79553539

>>79553531
lol

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went to a beyblade tournament bc the promotional material made it seem like there'd be adults too but it was all 8-12 year old kids

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>>79553529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfHrMnl1uLo

A man can dream.

>>79553486
I was eating
>>79553521
That's what Columbus said in America but he is dead now