You wake up inside an American House

>a hurricane makes my windows explode
>robbers steal everything in it
>call police
>get shot by them

>>79549362
>put something on the wall
>it falls apart

>put my shoes on

Wait, in what part of the country? Northeast and the Northwest are god tier, Midwest, Central, & Midsouth are fine, southwest is less preferable, and the deep south is just a humid hades.

Please, take off the shoes.

*cocks pistol*

>>79549362
>looks around
>style is a bit different
>shrugs
>eat something and watch some tv

>notice how everything is poorly built and looks impoverished

>>79549713
Shoes are already on you dolt

>>79550032
>Not having shoe shoes
What are you Bulgarian?

Find American girls and get make them BLACKED.

>>79549713
>going to bed with your shoes off
communist detected

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>>79549362
why do americans still live in the 80's?

pic related, average norwegian house

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>>79550339

>>79549362
*dies of cardiac arrest*

>>79550367
Most people have more furnish tho. This looks way too empty, like as if someone just moved in.

>dont take my shoes off

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>>79550367
Even the '60s had modernist furniture. It's a matter of preference really. The furniture that you call "old" is actually made of legit high quality wood and can last 100 years unlike the modernist mdf stuff that barely lasts 10 years.

>>79549362
>wake up
>can't find a kettle
>die when night tea dissapears from my veins and no morning tea replace it
It would be a horrible death

>>79550915
>modernist mdf stuff that barely lasts 10 years.

norwegians totally change everything in the house every 10 years anyway.

>>79551254
This. Sometimes too often.

>>79551360
everything in OP's picture would have ended up in a junkyard long time ago if the house was in Norway

>>79551737
We have a love for wood here, wood has to be on everything.

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>>79550367
t. poorfag

>>79551737
Not true. The stuff in OP looks new if you ask me, it's just the style you think looks old, because it is. It's more classic. And many people like that even here. My parents villa has a lot of classic furniture, and some of it is actually pretty old too, and then some of it is just classic but new. It all depends what kind of home you have.

>>79551960
I can't stand the look of these... one they people will just live on seamless surfaces that just go on and into infinity

>>79549362
that living room looks tacky as shit

>>79552026
t. comes from a poorfag family

>>79552087
My family's home is worth somewhere between 15-20 million nok, I would not say they are poor.

>>79552087
>classical style is for po...
https://www.finn.no/realestate/homes/ad.html?finnkode=103334370

>>79552026
I know what you mean, but those 70s style photos you posted looked horrible. We had a house with only antiques. We had a large collection of leather-bound books and our house smelt of rich mahogny.

>>79551960
>>79550367
>Bland, sterile, rectilinear late-century & """"""""""""""contemporary"""""""""""""""" design that every house in California has.

This has to be the most fedora-tier of all interior design aesthetics.

>>79552207
stop lying Henrik

>>79552276
I have not posted anything, who do you think you're talking to?

>>79552293
I'm not, you're just making a fool out of yourself and spread lies about Norwegian homes.

>>79552207
>rich kid
>spends his saturday night on 4chan

>>79552317
The guy earlier, no ids. This is a room in our house.

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>>79552340
forgot pic

>>79551960
Looks too cold and bland

>>79552280
This. every shithead in Northern and Southern Cali that makes more than $300,000 a year and lives on the beach has a house that looks exactly like the retarded Ikea-furnished shit that he just posted. It really is one of the most uninspired of design movements desu.

>>79552385
That style is too portentous for me (pompǿs?), but it looks kinda cool.

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>>79552280
oh yeah the refined american taste comes to the rescue

>>79552385
would have ended up in a junkyard if it was in Norway

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>>79552537
>that flag's opinion on anything

sublime kek

>>79552553
No, again lies and generalizing the preferred style of Norwegians as if everyone shared your own opinion on style.

>>79549362
pic unrelated

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>>79552385
>This tragic mix of tryhard ornate trim and some retarded attempt at Rococo revival

>>79552613
>moving to LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS made you better than me
the boldness on that statement is amusing Pedro

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>>79552719
>Mexicaca

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>>79552693
>Attempting.

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norwegians also can into old style shiet

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>>79552804
Oh come on now. The person who did that must have been working in self-aware irony. There is no way that it was a serious attempt at interior design

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>>79552861
My mother is kind of crazy.

>>79552901
i'm afraid

>>79552901
Does she have black sex slaves walking around too?

>>79552901
looks like shit t b h

>>79552966
Yeah, and nude gin-serving battyboys.

>>79552385
>>79552804
>>79552901
This looks really exaggerated and really expensive. Makes me wonder how rich you are.

>>79553092
My mother works as an interior designer, so it's kind of her hobby. My father partially owns a salmon farm.

>>79553092
>Makes me wonder how rich you are.

some are too rich

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>>79552781
I'll remember this one

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>>79552901
>look at my house
>pulls pics of it from online

Your "mom" is not even hot to let it slide

>>79549362
>wake up
>get shot