/brit/

bing bing bing bing b-bing baa aramba baa baa barooumba

cara

paddies and pakis are all the same

>normies go travelling externally, not me though, High IQ individuals like me use chemicals to travel internally and explore our minds

*sits there monged out in the corner drooling**

Moving to London lads

>>79537974
normies do drugs

Please stop doing what you're doing, it's the current year.

>>79537983
not very conservative

>>79537995
yeah normoid drugs like weed and MDMA, not some mind-rotting chemical they found on the darkweb

>>79537983
C H E B S

>>79537980
nelson mandela was a terrorist

Going on a cultural highlights tour of magaluf

>>79537974
the drooling is how you know they are having a rad experience

would it be a good idea to get a forklift license so I can get some work in the short term? I see a lot of jobs asking for forklift license advertised

>>79538026
correct

is the rubin report THE go-to conversation kino second only to the joe rogan experience?

>>79537974
I bash coke I'm not looking to explore my mind I'm looking to fuck anything with a pulse and stay awake necking can after can of lager for days on end and being a loudmouth violent racist

going to fuck the homemade fleshlight, have scrambled eggs, shower, then go for a long walk and read for a bit

>>79537943
drum and bass is SHITE

>>79537885 #
>Only the ones going to jail would have the potential to tolerate gays based on that logic
Duhhh what is a deterrent

They wouldnt change their belief you donut, theyd change their actions.

You can force school curriculums to preach not to do these thibgs and that thesevbeliefs are wrong to hold. Fine, i agree it may help.

But the religious will always hold the divine mandates over state ones. But spending a decade in a pen for beating up on a homo. That will stop people from acting on their beliefs

Banning beliefs wouldnt work without north korea tier book burning cleric killing and heavy penalties for belief (3 generations in the deathcamp). Prefer not to live in that sort of society though xo

>>79538017
what I meant mate
what other drugs are /brit/ discussing, I've only just arrived

>>79538070
Could be worse. Could be grime

>>79538082
some chemical that scientists use to rot rat's brains

>>79537943
nice song

>>79538070
shut up rednut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRRmA1I3UNY

>>79537971
paddies blend in though
you can't spot them unless they tell you their last name
the mixed ones are practically english
probably surrounded by paddies and pakis

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What exactly was the point of brexit again?

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>>79538062
going to do an exercise, a breakfast, funpost for a bit and then go to sleep

>>79538106
what's its name?

>>79538043
yea but be wary of working environment

just quit a factory job myself where i was a forklift driver because they wanted me to pack pallets by using the forklift to lift the pallet then go back and forth underneath the pallet to with the packing wrap

don't ever do a job where they want you to ever be underneath a forklift
the unloaded forks and carriage themselves weigh a few hundred pounds

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>>79538116

really want to get the train from moscow to urumqui

>>79538026
>>79538048
He never killed anyone and his attacks were against infrastructure.

The ANC (and all nonwhites) were denied any political voice well before they were militarised and their attempts at organising strikes ended in police officers shooting unarmed blacks.

T. Someone who has read the rivonia trial proceedings

>>79538142
I've done beijing to moscow ama

>>79538111
Damn, he mastered whatever that instrument is

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why does chelsea boast about her age and being able to get old men to goon over her when she knows her value depreciates over time?

london let me fucking hear you!

>>79538121
sleep well greatest ally

>>79538123
4-fa something something(really long sciency name)

>>79538135
So not too hard to find a job yeah?
I don't want to blow 400 dollarydoos on a license and not get a job
But you remind me of a china webm

>>79538176
post fucking machines

>>79538146
all false, niggers would've been merciless

>>79538146
>their attempts at organising strikes ended in police officers shooting unarmed blacks
good

>>79538146
still a terrorist. and a racist thug in addition. im glad he spent a significant chunk of his life behind bars, im glad he's fucking dead and im glad south africa turned into a massive shit-hole under his governance. fuck him.

>>79538180
how about linking the post sweaty

>>79538174
I'm here ja*gets acid thrown in face*

>>79538173
bizarre question

>>79538197
south africa turned to shit after mandela
you can shit on the bleks if you like but he was pretty based

>>79538198
Want me to go food shopping for you too sweety? How's about I show up at work for you on monday, sound good? xx

>>79538197
>im glad he's fucking dead and im glad south africa turned into a massive shit-hole under his governance
>wishing bad upon millions of people just because of one person

>>79538111
dat Kojima

>>79538219
fucking abbo

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>>their attempts at organising strikes ended in police officers shooting unarmed blacks
>good

adidas creps don't ask where i got them

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>>79538116

>>79538194
>>79538196
>>79538197
Even the cape's anglo politicians in the 40s realised that apartheid was untenable and history would play out as it did.

Their strategy was the gradual political integration of nonwhites.

postman has my pack

he best hurry

guess everyone loves niggers and pakis now

>>79538222
millions of racist blacks. couldnt care less. hope they all die of famine and aids - which seems likely thanks to mandela and his shite-arse legacy.

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ummmmmm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mordecai_Wyatt_Johnson

been wanking too much lately

>>79538246
Love this image

And then I said "That's not a barmcake, that's my wife!"

>>79538220
yeah great thanks! but I don't have a job

>>79538255
stop getting so riled up on a saturday morning

>>79538250
I know its very safe and all but I never understood giving out your home address to a dnm vendor and then getting a fucking postie working for the gov to deliver drugs to your own house

where's the charlie, pat? fucking short-wearing mong

>>79538156

done that already, that's why i want to take the unconventional route next time. i want to go all the way from the UK to singapore without flying.

>>79538280
>working for the gov

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamma-Hydroxybutyric_acid
thoughts?

>>79538258
nicer in Korea to be honest.
maybe it's the people being friendlier and that.

>>79538280
This.

Only reason i dont do dn drugs
Seems ridiculously naff

>>79538280
yeah i was bricking it the first few times. now it's become routine.

in all fairness, police dont give a shit about personal buyers anyway

will heem anyone who insults britain

>>79538280
plausible deniability.

why do drggies come here to tell us about their pathetic habit

>>79538173
because she can get the money now and be set for life you idiot.

>>79538160
it's like an electric clarinet in simple terms i guess

>>79538298
can fuck you up also don't rape anyone

>>79537974
Nice conjecture mate. Are you too illiterate to read a research paper? You seem jealous.
>>79538030
>Duhhh what is a deterrent
Yeah those "same" deterrents that have been so succesful in stopping terrorism? Prison does not change how people act. A lot of people take drugs, but do they stop taking drugs because it can send them to prison.
Even at that; do people who go to prison for drugs still continue using drugs? Yes. even more so
Source:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3414824/

Their actions aren't being changed, as evident by the analogy I made above.

Islam needs a reform. Simple as, and it needs to be enacted by their leaders. Maybe since we are sending the Sauds so much weapons and money we could speak to them about teaching their disciples not to behave like this, just a thought. But noooo that'd be too racist. or rather sectarian.
>But the religious will always hold the divine mandates over state ones
Not government but the leaders they listen to, their religious leaders.
I'm not saying to ban beliefs, I'm a different poster. Merely a reform.
What would be wrong with sponsoring a reform of their religion in Saudia Arabia? Wahhabism is the culprit.
We could even just suggest it to their leaders since they owe us quite a bit.
>prefer not to live in that sort of society?
Ah I see, you'd rather live in a more violent society because you don't want to hurt peoples feelings.
logic > emotions
>>79538180
It's amphetamine analogue. Amphetamine is used as medicine, so you don't have an argument.

4-fa is also safer than amphetamine. So it's quite literally a drug that is safer than a medicine.
My source:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15677348

going to shoot up some heroin this afternoon its been a long time

>>79538317
Someone just send 100 pounds worth of lsd to me as a prank! I didnt ordervit!

>>79538323
no what I mean is she boasts about being young and able to attract older men

>>79538308
street coke around here is dogshit. DNMs is literally the only way to get good flake

>>79538186
you'll be able to find work easily enough and a good company should never tell you to go underneath the forklift in fact they should tell you never to do so
i just so happen to live in a state with virtually no worker protection legislation

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>also don't rape anyone

when a yank replies to a smaller nation it makes their day
must feel good being that important

>>79538310
sound islamic and not at all free

what does post toot mean

>>79538289
literally why
I enjoyed it but it was a bit shit being couped up in a train for 4-5 days. definitely worth it but wouldn't want to do it a second time
xinjiang would be interesting but I think the chinese really limit foreign tourism there and your movements

>>79538302
hmmmm do koreans love jew people?

>>79538337
is £35 for a gram worth it?

>>79538342
she isn't having sex with them though she's just leeching their money

>>79538323
how does it fuck you up
all the side-effects I read sound mild, and it's even used as a medicine

>>79538340
My mate had 12 ounces of MDMA seized and nothing happened to him.
They can't prove you ordered it.
Police don't go after people buying drugs on the darknet, they are going after the big fish that are supplying them.
That is the only way you stop people buying drugs.
>>79538280
You use PGP encryption so only you and the vendor can ever access your address. And see above about the to your own house.

meeting a lad with a gorgeous cock later

imagine being so much of a faggot you get a tattoo

>>79538379
oh shit caught by the samurai
we fear the samurai
it is known

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>>79538372

i loved my long train rides. just drinking vodka all day having a laugh with the locals, was awesome.

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>>79538369

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>why do drggies come here to tell us about their pathetic habit

>>79538359
This is a very subversive post

>>79538418
you gay?

>>79538396
Yes. Safer than amphetamine which is used as a medicine

>>79538439
No domestic vendors on TR unfortunately so going to have to risk customs

REEEEE

>>79538439
drank a bottle of calpol am I going to od?

>>79538434
why thank you
we do our best

>>79538346
How much does it cost for a gram of top quality Chang online? I can get top shit on the street here but it's 80 quid a gram. My mate used to buy coke online it always comes as powder but the best Chang always comes as soft clumped up rocks that sparkle in the light

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Kraut's got this stuck in me 'ead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCFXSIndYIk

>>79538340
I mean, unless you did something that somehow compromised your anonymity when you bought it then theres no proof you bought it.
All that happens over here if somethings caught in the post is that your house gets blacklisted and every time anything is sent to you it goes through a 2nd round of inspection before being posted out

>>79538337
>terrorism
The fact that most terrorists/mass-shooters are killed by the cops is probably a deterrent.

>drugs
If penalties were high which they arent most people would be hesitant about doing them. Presumably those who continue after punishment are physiologically adficted.
>ask for reform
Again divine over state. Also islam afaik is fairly decentralised in terms of interpretation. Reformists inspired by western governments would probably just be ignored or attacked by most other muzzies.

Yeah id prefer to live i a society where you arent forced to believe stuff ny the government on threat of punishment.

>Logic>emotion
Ah yes the ol irrelevamt appeal to rationality

>>79538369
it means post a picture of betty boop

why is drug overdose one of the hardest ways to kill yourself?
seems pretty nifty to me, surely its just women and other idiots that botch it

any scunthorpe man in

wish Ireland had american gun laws
want to go shoot a rifle on the weekends

>>79538479
proper good stuff (80%+) is £50-£60 a gram.

>>79538510
your body rebels and tries to expel it

>>79538510
>why is drug overdose one of the hardest ways to kill yourself?

Nobody ever said it was. It's one of the easiest because it guarantees death if you don't mind potential excruciating pain. Most people who have drug overdoses are the victims of accidents and don't intent to kill themselves

>>79538485
fun tune. mind if I save it?

>>79538559
>potential excruciating pain
isn't there a way to simply go to sleep

>>79538479
also good vendors take it straight off the brick so it's rocked up and nice and shiny like flake should be.

eating caramel shortcake

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>we fear the samurai

>>79538580
Well yeah if you do it properly, but I reckon those who commit suicide by overdose just break into mum's medicine cabinet and start scarfing down bottles of pills and hope for the best

>>79538519
just shot my ar off my front porch because you reminded me how great it is to be able to do so

love living in the middle of nowhere desu

>>79538485
>peng tune
>"way better at 1.25 speed!"

why do normies do this

>>79538599
old meme
glad you appreciate it

>>79538323
have you taken GHB before?

isaid yesterday how 10am-1pm brit is best brit, but it appears alot of JFs are here and I guess normies as well because it is a relatively normie time

oh well

>medical-grade X is totally safe for consumption, so you're wrong!

*buys some off a shady guy on the internet*

>>79538652
nobody says this

even if the police can't prove your ordered anything surely you still have to answer to your landlord, neighbours and family?
isn't there a record of the drugs being seized which where on their way to you that would show up on a crb check (bit silly I know but)

I believe that with the advent of acid, we discovered a new way to think, and it has to do with piecing together new thoughts in your mind. Why is it that people think it's so evil? What is it about it that scares people so deeply, even the guy that invented it, what is it? Because they're afraid that there's more to reality than they have ever confronted. That there are doors that they're afraid to go in, and they don't want us to go in there either, because if we go in we might learn something that they don't know. And that makes us a little out of their control.

>>79538510
the problem is once you ingest the lethal cocktail your mind will immediately go into survival mode because even subconsciously you just realised "fuck this is going to kill me" so you start puking and freaking out and calling the paramedics (obvs something like a cyanide capsule kills instantly so you can't do all that)

>79538369
FOFC

>>79538662
yeah mate, whenever I move into a new apartment block I load up this website that scans all the neighbours and their drug habits

>>79538651
you've been here long enough to know /brit/ changes at weekends

https://nypost.com/2017/09/15/firefighter-suspended-for-saying-hed-save-dog-before-black-man/
belowing

>>79538662
Precisely this shit.
Dont want to be denied a job over postman pat discivering i like the odd bit of opiates 2 years prior

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going out for an exercise lads

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Hey poo, out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old
Can you feel me?
Hey poo, standing in the aisles
With itchy feet and fading smiles
Can you feel me?
Hey poo, don't help them to bury the light
Don't give in without a fight

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>I believe that with the advent of acid, we discovered a new way to think, and it has to do with piecing together new thoughts in your mind. Why is it that people think it's so evil? What is it about it that scares people so deeply, even the guy that invented it, what is it? Because they're afraid that there's more to reality than they have ever confronted. That there are doors that they're afraid to go in, and they don't want us to go in there either, because if we go in we might learn something that they don't know. And that makes us a little out of their control.

>>79538700
alright guess it doesn't matter for future employment prospects about the 100% foolproof and risk free drugs flooding the country that I don't have to answer to anyone when I say order enough to distribute

>>79538712
i forgot to add that to my post

but yeah

weekend brit is shit

Why are our terrorists so shit compared to their european counterparts lads? Is it a grassroots problem or are they just not given the same chances to develop?

>>79538587
I'd rather pay 20 quid more and buy it through my car window and know nothings ever gonna happen to me tbqh. Can't be arsed with getting charged with having class a drugs again and having to pay a fat fine or do community set vice

>>79538662
>>79538720
don't think you lads know how the real world works
>>79538728
what are you trying to say here

Where were you when Tim moved to finland?

https://vocaroo.com/i/s16vELVc0mve

>>79538752
most shitskins are generally bad at this stuff

>>79538504
>The fact that most terrorists/mass-shooters are killed by the cops is probably a deterrent.
The fact that Islam says the only way you are assured a place in heaven is if you commit jihad and that they'd be more than happy to die counters that. They want to die, otherwise suicide bombings wouldn't be a thing.
>"Sahih Muslim (20:4678) - It has been reported on the authority of Jabir that a man said: "Messenger of Allah, where shall I be if I am killed?" He replied: "In Paradise." The man threw away the dates he had in his hand and fought until he was killed (i. e. he did not wait until he could finish the dates)."

>"Sahih Muslim (20:4649) - The Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) said: 'All the sins of a Shahid (martyr) are forgiven except debt."
How's that "deterrent" worked out so far?

>penalties
Ah like the massive penalties people face in China and yet they have a ketamine and meth problem.
Also haven't you saw the report that came in from Portugal by our own government that drug use in Portugal dimished after decriminalization
http://www.tdpf.org.uk/blog/drug-decriminalisation-portugal-setting-record-straight

>divine over state
What part of preachers calling for reform to disciples divine over state?
So what you are telling me is that Islam will always be this way because we can't change the Quran. Ah what a convenient argument so you can dodge the actual question.
>Yeah id prefer to live i a society where you arent forced to believe stuff ny the government on threat of punishment.
That isn't what I said though all I said was sponsoring preachers not forcing anyone.
It is their choice if they believe the preachers or not. Just like with Luther, people choose to believe him even though he was going against the Pope of that time who was defacto head of State.

Ah yes the good ol' rationality doesn't matter maymay.
Now I know you're trolling. No one can be this retarded. I think I'm done speaking to a brainlet who has been faced with sourc

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19:36 and still have no clue about dinner

>>79538674
it has nothing to do with control and everything to do with the realisation that we know essentially nothing about consciousness and spiritual experience and thusly what we actually know and that terrifies people

>>79538754
this but I don't know how to find dealers

>>79538752
>are they just not given the same chances to develop?

that's why

five eyes intelligence is light years ahead of the rest of the world

Still quite enjoy the Tim show, but there's no doubt that the dentist story arc was the peak, the computer hack arc is still funny though

>>79538752
the Irish got what they wanted and went back to bed
relatively speaking they were good terrorists
not all this cutting people heads off melarkey

>>79538754
Risks with both mate. Domestic deliveries are extremely low risk though, since you don't have to deal with customs and sorting offices dont have the time/staff to check packages. That's why I always use UK vendors

Got bare to say but phoneposting is too much if a ballache

>>79538622
white rifle you got?

>>79538580
>>79538510
It isn't. Opiate overdose with the aid of benzos is a calm slip into bliss
>>79538680
Not if you use a really strong cocktail and plug or inject the drug, that way it hits and peaks straight away. With the right cocktail of very high dose benzos or pento-barbital and opiates you would be asleep in seconds and dead in minutes.
>>79538607
>>79538559
Not all drugs are paracetamol.
>>79538720
>>79538662
No.
Privacy laws.

>>79538793
Feel like the appeal repeats are jumping the shark a bit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_genocide_conspiracy_theory

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>Got bare to say

i posted this yesterday but I think normies will react differently:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH6tqXQNWUA

i don't understand why Oli Sykes is used as validity now though even in Charli XCX music video Oli Sykes appears and in ADTR's music video

he is good looking with nice teeth I guess

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>>79538772
I'm getting a hamburger I think

>>79538662
>he thinks the police have nothing better to do than break down your door because you ordered an 8th of weed

get a grip mate. they only care about big time dealers.

wish i could go back in time to kill Josef Göbbels and toss his body into nearest cesspit

might visit Beirut

>>79538843
what about employers

right who was the hardest lad in here before I walked in?

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if you truly knew what the gods have in store for you, you would go down now and dance naked on the beach

>>79538809
>With the right cocktail of very high dose benzos

benzos themselves are near impossible to od on that's one of the reasons why they're so frequently prescribed

>>79538859
how are they gonna know?

>>79538859
My pal sent back a ton of weed from amsterdam to his house. it got intercepted and nothing happened.

also good vendors use some ingenious stealth

British employers don't drug test generally unless you're driving or operating heavy machinery. If my em

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>>79538839
are you a real viet?
will you have a pakuchi burger?

>>79538803
>if its 100% risk free and foolproof with decent enough opsec then surely the drugs flooding this country are quite literally flooding this country
they are.
>how the fuck are police even going to stop it
By not going after the small fish i.e. people buying personal amounts and going after the big fish big time dealers. Why waste resources on punishing and tracking down people buying personal use rather than directing them towards the people who will have massive supplies.
Police would rather get rid off 1 pound of weed than 14grams.
This is how it's been in the UK for ages.
THere are videos of blacks in london smoking joints infront of police and they tell him to put it out just.
>>79538859
No one is employing people to buy very large amounts of drugs from the deepweb lol, it would be the employers themselves who are buying the very large amounts to distribute to their big dealers. The drug world isn't like it is on the movies.

why do brits need to show ID to buy spoons?

love listening to gangsta rap, but being a pasty white boy I always listen to it on low volume so nobody can hear it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ZzehhjOYQ
duke is such a chad

postie is taking his sweet time today

literally walked around the block to scout him out

>>79538904
no
I'll get a beef burger from either Carls Jr or Lotteria

if I haven't spoken to anyone in 3 years except myself, my mum, 1 street fundraiser, woman asking me for money and a few cashiers (under a minute spoken to the last 3) am I a normalfag/failed normie?

>>79538872
I didn't say you illterate mong. I said using it in a cocktail to aid and potentiate the opiates. Which is why I said asleep in seconds (the benzos hitting you straight away via injection or plugging) and the opiates killing you in minutes via injection or plugging.
They use a combination of benzos and opiates in some lethal drug admins

>>79538937
FOAL

you don't need benzos or opiates, just neck a couple of litres of spirits on an empty stomach. if you don't die from poisoning you will choke on your vomit.

>>79538808
an ar-15 that i put together myself but i also own a remington 700, a glock 17, and a winchester model 1897

7.5" 5.56 barrel from ba
aero complete upper receiver
aero enhanced lpk
b5 enhanced sopmod
lower receiver made by one of my friends who's a gunsmith

just realized most adults can't sit on their knees for a long period of time, could do it all day me, guess because I always did it as a kid

Most adults can't sit cross legged either, mind-boggling how pathetic some adults are

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>love listening to gangsta rap, but being a pasty white boy I always listen to it on low volume so nobody can hear it

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>>79538937
>he hasn't gone involuntarily mute from a lack of social interaction

how do i find a weed dealer i haven't ever had to buy for myself

>>79538720

the postman is breaking the law if he looks at the contents of your post

>>79538909
darkie or the white one off trollstation smoking infront of the police isn't akin to drugs flooding this country, all I'm saying is they could be importing bloody 3d printed weaponry or other no end of other chemicals if its 100% foolproof

how can mohammed prove he order 100g of potassium nitrate and 100g of sulfur if he used pgp encryption? unless there are different laws for different CHEMICALS

I DON'T REMEMBER
I DON'T RECALL
I GOT NO MEMORY OF ANYTHING AT ALL

lads asked me to go to town tonight
The heart says yes but the 'tism say no

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Eh, oh, eh
Give me love and live, my friend
'Round the bend
Hot, hot love
Give me that thing give it my friend

>>79539002
go, don't drink so much and chat with the lads

If you start saying no they'll stop inviting you everywhere, not just out in town

t. happened to me

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just been paid lads wahey

someone give me some money on os runescape, ill suckle your toes

>>79539002
tell them no, saturdays are for the 'chon

>>79539002
get yourself out lad
we'll be here when you get back

>>79538966
nah first year I never spoke to myself and rarely posted on here, second year I started muttering occasionally and third year I have conversations with myself about everything, I tell myself jokes or funny things I remember and pretend to be someone else laughing at them

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I wear supreme but I don't skate
baller but don't need to flex my i8

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>>79538918
dukester really knows how to get a crowd going

>>79538961
let me move in with you lad

>>79538997

when people get caught for darkweb weapons and chemicals it's always because they bought from a honeypot

>>79539002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCC_b5WHLX0

so much for the tolerant left

gonna knock this postman sparko if he doesnt hurry up

honestly though though lads massive coke and booze binges are the shit. you just do what ever you what. some fat 40 year old crackhead sks you for change so you get her to suck your dick for 20 quid, call an asian guy in a shop a fucking paki to his face, suddenly get horny driving down the road so climb in the boot and wank off for half an hour, drink 40 cans of lager and smoke 60 fags in 2 days and shake like a fucking pensioner with parkinsons

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>I enjoy The Asteroids Galaxy Tour

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>darkie or the white one off trollstation smoking infront of the police isn't akin to drugs flooding this country, all I'm saying is they could be importing bloody 3d printed weaponry or other no end of other chemicals if its 100% foolproof

>how can mohammed prove he order 100g of potassium nitrate and 100g of sulfur if he used pgp encryption? unless there are different laws for different CHEMICALS

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嵐が過ぎたあとに
語るにも落ちていく
目眩を振りほどいて
123で踊りだす
456でも踊りだす

いつまでふたりでいるのかな
おいしくできたらいただきます
しらないままでもいいのかな
ほんとのきもちはひみつだよ

秘密だよ

偏愛がゆきすぎて
膝下へ滑りこむ
自動的に身構えて
123で踊りだす
789でも踊りだす

どこまでふたりでいるのかな
ものまねすきるがみじゅくなの
たのしいじかんがいいのかな
ほんとのきもちはひみつだよ

秘密なの?

「好きよ、あなたが。殺したいほど」

このままふたりでいるのかな
ほとぼりさめたらこんにちは
おとなになるまでいいのかな
ほんとのきもちはひみつだよ

秘密かも…

嵐が過ぎたあとに
語るにも落ちていく
目眩を振りほどいて
123で踊りだす
456でも踊りだす

どこまでふたりでいるのかな
ものまねすきるがみじゅくなの
たのしいじかんがいいのかな
ほんとのきもちはひみつだよ

秘密だよ

>>79539026
drinks on you then lad

these days you say you're british and you get thrown in jail

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>No.79538744

>>79539091
I'm British

Zidane:: "You don't need a reason to help people."
Vivi:: "How do you prove that you exist...? Maybe we don't exist..."
Garnet:: "Someday I will be queen, but I will always be myself."
Steiner:: "Having sworn fealty, must I spend my life in servitude?"
Quina "I do what I want! You have problem!?"
Freya:: "To be forgotten is worse than death"
Eiko:: "I don't wanna be alone anymore..."
Amarant: "The only dependable thing about the future is uncertainty."

>>79539091
literally true

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>Saturday night
>Another weekend with no contact from friends

fucking cunts i just wanna blaze a bit of choof init bruv

>>79539091
nice work Calais
did i spell it right?

please link tunes

can't people make bombs out of mandy and coke?
or maybe whip up some anthrax
why aren't the police doing anything to protect the people of this nation against the drugs flooding into this country?

aren't they in the slightest bit worried?

>>79539086
長すぎる、読まなかった

IF LOOKS COULD KILL THEY PROBABLY WILL
IN GAMES WITHOUT FRONTIERS
WAR WITHOUT TEARS

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>>79539146
>Jeux sans frontieres

>>79539137
>can't people make bombs out of mandy and coke?
maybe you could but there's hundreds of easier and cheaper alternatives out there

question for the non virgs
lets say you're with a gril right
and like
you start fuckin'
during sex how much of your pelvis/body weight should you put on her?

is your body weight like a force multiplier? would imagine its a bit like boxing, how someone punching with just their first power isn't nearly as damaging as someone who punches with their weight behind their fist. does that tactile sensation of heavy weight behind your dick make it feel better for the gril?

>>79539042
he's wearing off white not supreme you fuckin fashionless loser

dunno about those off brand $20 jeans though

>>79539137
people can go to homebase and get enough stuff to make a bomb

why go through the effort of importing it and having it potentially seized by customs?

>>79539137
drug users aren't hurting anybody but themselves who cares about what other people do

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>>79539141
読まなくてもいいよ

>>79539135
what do you like mate?

since you didn't mention anything at all you can have this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpIlnaAmiCg

daily reminder to get more polyphenols in your diet.

>>79539169
just b yourself

>>79539172
wearing gucci but you are the real snake
people only like you for your tits but they're real fake

>>79539108
best FF by far, the rest don't even come close except for maybe 4

>>79539175
illegal ILLEGAL drugs are flooding this country and its USERS are 100% RISK FREE when buying these ILLEGAL drugs
hmmm
no cause for concern

>>79539137

yes we should devote massive resources to prevent those 300 drug deaths while 100,000 a year die from smoking fags

CUM TOGETHER
RIGHT NOW
ALL OVER MY FACE

>>79539175
they finance criminality
unless you consume what you grow on your own, you're hurting others as well

>>79539121
imagine how much of his weight he could put behind his dick on that tiny hoe.

people should be allowed to make their own choices

>>79539219
people that smoke and drink should be shot
lazy buggers can go out for smoke breaks and chat amongst themselves for half the time they work

>>79539232

your taxes finance wars and murder of innocent people

>>79539245
rorke

>>79539232
well why aren't drugs legalised then?

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the gf

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>people that smoke and drink should be shot
>lazy buggers can go out for smoke breaks and chat amongst themselves for half the time they work

>>79539254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmBnvajSfWU

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>they finance criminality

having a binge on marilyn manson.
fight song is good

An 18 year old man has been arrested in the port area of Dover in connection with the bombing of a London Tube train at Parsons Green station on Friday
The Met Police described the arrested as "significant", but said the terror threat level would remain at 'critical'.

did a really satisfying poo just now. my arse just feels like everything fell out of it

>>79539026
gizza tenner

>>79539254
yes, no need to add more
>>79539259
in France, to preserve social status quo

people should only be allowed to experienced state sanctioned alterations to consciousness

>>79539271
suppose you enjoy growing estrogen beer tits, constantly coughing and damaging your liver so some paki doctor can infect you after you inevitably have to go to hospital

politics should be banned

>>79539303
while 1/3 of the adult population is on antidepressants and various sleep inducing and anxiety reducing meds? lmao

>>79539137
>detonate a bomb made out of mdma on a train
>everyone has the best day of their lives


is this anti-terrorism?

>>79539297
*pulls out butter knife*
I SAID GIZZA TENNER
>sirens wail as cctv notices the butter knife is in my hand
>british sas parachutes in
>get shot in the head
>media spins the bucket i had with me as a bomb

>>79539169
what kind of virgin question is this it depends what position you're in if she's on top you can only thrust with your hips even if you're on top you can't put all your body weight behind it because you need to keep up the ryhtym

Halloween soon lads
all excited for it already
best time of the year
comfy

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They're calling me a terrorist
Like they don't know who the terror is
When they put it on me, I tell them this
I'm all about peace and love
They calling me a terrorist
Like they don't know who the terror is
Insulting my intelligence
Oh how these people judge

It seems like the Rag-heads and Paki's are worrying your dad
But your dad's favourite food is curry and kebab
It's funny, but it's sad
How they make your mummy hurry with her bags
Rather read the Sun than study all the facts
Tell me, what's the bigger threat to human society
BAE Systems or home-made IED's?

>>79539293
"lets use words like significant and critical and put them in quotation makes so they think we're good at protecting our citizens and that we're consummate professionals."

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economy should be banned

my sandisk MP3 player died lads, had it for a good 7-8 years, RIP

>>79539169
you know vaginas aren't right in front like dicks are yea?
evolution so people don't bang their pelvises together like that

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhGfLqj1qZg
Lowkey rapper- Muslims are humans as well
>Lowkey rapper- Muslims are humans as well
Lowkey rapper- Muslims are humans as well
>Lowkey rapper- Muslims are humans as well
Lowkey rapper- Muslims are humans as well
>Lowkey rapper- Muslims are humans as well
Lowkey rapper- Muslims are humans as well
>Lowkey rapper- Muslims are humans as well
Lowkey rapper- Muslims are humans as well
>Lowkey rapper- Muslims are humans as well
Lowkey rapper- Muslims are humans as well
>Lowkey rapper- Muslims are humans as well

h3h3

>>79537974
twat

>>79539379
is this some spicy new jap meme?

>>79539046
you're welcome anytime lad xx

>>79537983
CORR

>go back to black grills place last night
>cant get it up

JUST

gonna nut this postman in the face

>>79539360
corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>79539364
good for slag pics

>>79539333
the treatment being more profitable than the cure
most idiots taking these only need more exercise and better diet and sleep
in the case of illegal drugs, allowing it provides a semblance of peace, they don't cause as much trouble as they could as long as they are allowed to make money. Not unlike the foyers of radical islam that are allowed to grow by corrupt mayors wanting votes or relative tranquility in their city.

I'm the mujahideen
and I'm making a scene
now you's gonna feel what the boom boom means it's like tupac said
"when I die, I'm not dead"
we are the martyrs
you're just smashed tomatoes
ALLAHU AKBAR

>>79539450
pics

>>79539379
you lads need to start reproducing.
whats wrong with your little jimmies

>>79539452
can't believe the royal mail are servicing probably thousands upon thousands of drug users every time they make their rounds

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mornin

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>>79539429
I wwas about to ask the very same thing.
>>79386153
really want to slowly strangle that maggot.

based SAS rorke man back on sky

>>79539350
>>79539350
>>79539350
>>79539350

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>>79539464

N-none

cant afford to eat healthy food
>punnet of blueberries £2.50
>pack of jaffa cakes £1

>>79539477
all with a smile on their faces and their shins showing might I add

>>79539395
surely theres a range of pelvic angles that you and the gril can get in and really grind your dick into there so she feels like theres 12 dicks in her

>>79538146
>He never killed anyone and his attacks were against infrastructure

Hmm, well the militarised wings of the ANC were behind many deadly bomb attacks (e.g. Church Street Bombing - 20 dead). Not to mention the murders of farmers and political enemies. His wife's militia even popularised 'necklacing'.

Try again sweetie haha xx

>>79537943
sick tune