>tell a joke >a german explains it

>>79537641
It's funny because germans are portrayed as being pretty humorless and as such a german explaining a joke makes it even more awkward.

>>79537641
>>79537669
underrated thread

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>try cracking a joke in front of group
>"okaaaay that's weird..."

>>79537641
>>79537669
Cool
Can you explain knock knock jokes though? I legitimately don't know what's so funny about it.

>>79537669
g*rms

>>79537712
>knock knock
>who's there?
>to
>to who?
>to whom, you mean?

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>>79537703
>tell a joke in a group of people
>nobody laughs, think that nobody heard me
>tell it again
>they heard me the first time

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>>79537758
7 - 1

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>telling jokes

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>>79537641
>tell a joke
>finns tells the joke again

Why are finns like parrots.

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>tell a joke
>estonian tells the joke again

those silly estonians!

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>>79537641
>say something
>people laugh
>"anon you're so funny"
>i was being serious

>tell a joke
>no one laughs
>intensify your own fake laughter so people would laugh to your manic laugh
>no one still laughs
>turn red in shame

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>>79537641
>make a joke infront of the class
>everyone laughs except the autistic finn at the back of the class

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>tell a joke to mirror
>person in mirror doesn't laugh

>>79539413
This describes me very well

>>79539613
It's funny because te reflection in the mirror wouldn't be laughing if the person that the mirror ought to be reflecting isn't laughing.
This, of course, could also be understood that because a German told the joke the mirror is awaiting an explanation of why it ought to be laughing, which in turn would require another German to explain the joke. Now, the explaining German would need someone to explain the situation of the absurdity of the situtation (ie the ever so increasing amount of Germans to laugh ie explain the joke) that it mimicks (or should we say mirrors hmm?) the so-called Problem of Plato's third man.
Bravo, Germany!

>tell a joke
>in the middle of it people stop listening and start another conversation

>>79537641
epic thread

>>79537712
They are about misunderstandings and puns.
Every joke begins with someone knocking. The person to whom the joke is told must ask "Who's there?". The knocker says something. The guy has to repeat what was said and add who? as if the knocker gave a firstname. Then the knocker gives the punchline which is funny because everyone expected xy Who was some kind of person but it's not the case

>>79540837
why are the dutch so rude?

>>79537669
top tier post

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>>79537641
>>79537669
You crazy kids.

>>79541043
why is the guy in the middle so much taller

>>79541054
>>79541054
he is closer to camera

>>79537641
>>79537669
poetry

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>>79541054
Whatever do you mean?

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>>79541180

>>79537669
Unironically laughed irl

>>79537669
Keps

>>79538167
>>79538363
This deserved a (you)