/brit/

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/deutsch/

I thought he was called alan not ed

>>79535354
Where's NPD

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>>79535332
you know what to do /brit/

niggers

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>>79535363

what's the first and second derivatives of y = -e^-v*x

e being the natural number e and v being a constant

Uniqlo order is in the post lads

>>79535354
>voting for a putler party
lol

Reminder: half your age plus 7. Thats how young your gf is allowed to be

*bellows my chest*
*screams poo as loud as i can*
*shatters every window in the thread*

heh, nothing personal

>>79535396
See the Interent nonce hunting force is in full force.

I love brits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2t2AoZW5CQ

>>79535396
my gf is 16 and i'm 28

the age of consent in my state is 16 so that's how young i'm allowed to go

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I have two brothers and two sisters
My brothers and I are monolingual but my sisters both speak French

Reddit is VERY rude
Not going there anymore desu even the commies here are nicer

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>my gf is 16 and i'm 28

>the age of consent in my state is 16 so that's how young i'm allowed to go

>>79535406
*sharts on you*

Catalonia doesn't want to be part of Spain for decades

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>>79535422
i have no friends or family
i could die and nobody would notice i'm gone

anyone heard from ribena recently?

>>79535422
I dont like or respect women but i would gladly introduce my sperm to your sisters' ovums

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the fap

>eminem said he's moving to Glasgow at a concert
Best timeline
https://www.bbc.co.uk/events/evfwhn/live/cfb38g

>post too quickly
>have to redo cacha
>goes on for 5 minutes
AHHHHHHHHH
>>79535413
What anime is she from?

>>79535413
Nonce

>>79535457
Scum attracts scum

>>79535450
They are half Tunisian like me
Ar you sure you want to racemix?

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>>79535450
>I dont like or respect women but i would gladly introduce my sperm to your sisters' ovums

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>I dont like or respect women but i would gladly introduce my sperm to your sisters' ovums

glasgow is underrated

>>79535468
Literal underage. If you didn't grow up listening to Eminem you're more than likely to be aspergers, virgin or neckbeard.
It's cause he has scottish heritage

haitiANO

Delete this thread.

Why don't we pronounce the gow in Glasgow like cow (ow) sound

>>79535488
Rap is for groids and whiggers

meed a succubus gf

>>79535396
it's half your age minus 7 you cunt

Phone-posting from my bed and theres literally nothing any of you cretinous runts can do about it

Nonce detected

>>79535522
*becomes you bf*

Hahaha I'm a boy!!!

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>Rap is for groids and whiggers

>>79535518
that is how scots say cow

>In sending the president a joint resolution condemning "racist violence" in Charlottesville, Congress gave President Trump a choice: sign the resolution and reject white supremacists, or veto it and align with the far right.

jfc who cares about a rally with a few hundred people in attendance

we have real problems in this country (aging infrastructure, overseas wars, skyrocketing debt, urban decay, a porous southern border, veterans who can't get the care they were promised just to name a few) yet congress would rather focus on literal non issues like a meme rally

>>79535552
No they say GlassGo

>>79535548
you're a fucking awful poster

can you turn your name off please?

Am i right in assuming the glorification of murder, violence and selling drugs in black music is a main factor in why black people are so shit?

would it be turbohipster if i bought a typewriter?

keep in mind, i don't have a record player, nor do i intend on ever getting one, i don't have any facial hair, and i don't wear glasses

>>79535564
He should just come out and say it was a good rally and antifa deserved it

Rorke: half your age plus 7
Brody: doesn't believe in age of consent
Reasonable Centrist: whatever the legal age of consent is
Radical Centrist: half your age minus 7

>>79535380
-e^vx

>>79535577
As long as you don't start coming into Brit on a penny farthing then you're not a hipster in my book lad

>>79535569
Nah
My posts are quite good desu

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>>79535457
>even Eminem is leaving this sinking ship

>>79535564
rorke

the brain named itself

>>79535450
*ova

might start the charlie early

Can't seem to do the Scandinavian knot

>>79535521
Eminem is for white people. Niggers don't like him because they can't stand that he's white and became the greatest rapper.
Also he holds the record for having the biggest vocabularly in music. He rhymed antidisestablishmentarianism, he's a genius his IQ was tested at 140 and a top neuroscientist called him a genius.
His music is hardly for wiggers whenever he doesnt rap about gangsterism, it's poetic and emotional/conscious music

>>79535623
Whats your budget for this weekends debauchery then?

>>79535576
well it doesn't help

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>Eminem is for white people. Niggers don't like him because they can't stand that he's white and became the greatest rapper.
>Also he holds the record for having the biggest vocabularly in music. He rhymed antidisestablishmentarianism, he's a genius his IQ was tested at 140 and a top neuroscientist called him a genius.
>His music is hardly for wiggers whenever he doesnt rap about gangsterism, it's poetic and emotional/conscious music

>>79535597
Eminem is Scottish now lad. We've stole him, have fun with John Oliver.
Good trade, thanks

>>79535631
>greatest rapper

Ummm thats unequivicolly nas diddums...

>>79535577
if you buy it for the mechanical factor and want to tinker with it and not because you do all your word processing on it, then do it

THEEEEE YEEEAAARR OOOFF
PURIFUCATION

>>79535635
only ordered a gram. supposed to be some of the best gear about atm though

>>79535635
£30

Any fash man in

This aussie is particularly fond of fedora posting isnt he. Whats his endgame?

>>79535396
it's double your age plus seven just to be safe

jesus was half roman

>>79535658
how much did you pay for a gram?

drinking a cup of tea I'll have you know

>>79535665
fascist or effay?

(((he))) is here

>>79535671
about £60

*goes to a racist rally*
*performs a hiter salute*
*threatens to kill non-whites*
>"well umm america has really big infrastructure problems and i think we should focus on that"

honestly do not get music one bit

I'll pay you £100 for that gold ticket!

can't believe how pointless and cruel life is

>>79535671
About tree fiddy

Had to lock up the office yesterday so sniffed a girls seat desu

>>79535689
is that good?

So did 29 people get injured in Britain because they stood on each other at the train station?
Is that really what my little birds are telling me?

>>79535702
reported to GCHQ

>>79535712
cheaper than UK street prices, especially considering the quality. This sort of flake would be going for 90-100 on road

>>79535701
Abysmal post. Away with reddit you sir

>>79535718
haven't really paid much attention to it but that sounds about it

>>79535702
I like going into toilets after a girl has used it so i can sniff the remaining scent of their poo/wee/pussy and have a cheeky wank

young uns here have no concept of just how massive eminem was in 2000

>white genocide is real!! Look theres a black man in london and heres an advert promoting safe sex with white people on it!!!!
>holocaust? Nah those were just holiday camps

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>>79535650
I don't want John Oliver

>>79535680
Both

>>79535724
tried mdma thats all

>>79535751
Mate I was born in 1999. Turned 18 5 months ago

don't know why southern fairies complain about having to stand on trains on their way to work
they've clearly never had to get the midday transpennine express from Preston to Manchester Piccadilly
I've taken it plenty of times and NEVER had a seat on it unless I reserve it

dread to think what a rush-hour train is like

>>79535748

You go into the womens toilets and wank? Yeah, course you do.

>>79535764
>>79535764
well I'm neither
have to get my gf to buy me clothes and I'm overall a centrist

Once stuck my finger up the gfs bum and smelled it

Smelled of bog standard poo

>>79535783
Unisex toilets you fool

*advises you to fuck off*

>>79535765
dizzle's still my favourite drug ngl

just can't use it every weekend

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And Jewey, I can spot niggas
Like I take it risky when I shot nigga
Like you seen em twirl then he floth, nigga
And we keep them nine milli's in my socks, nigga
And Monte keep it on him, he done shopped niggas
And Trigger he be wilding, he come hot nigga
Bones known to get busy with them clocks, nigga
Try to run down and you can catch a lot, nigga
Running through these checks till' I lash out
Your shawty gave me deck 'til I pass out
I swear to Bog, all I do is Fash out
And if you ain't a bro, get up out my Fash house
I been getting rack since like the fifth grade
Really never made no difference what that bitch made
Raja taught me clip them packs and how to maintain
Get that honey back and rend it on the same thing
Shawty like the way that I fall out
I be getting money 'til I stall out
You talking cash God, I goes all out
Shawty love the way that I poss out
Free Greezy though, let all of my dogs route
Mama said no pussy fats inside my dog house
That's what got a paddy locked up in the dog pound
Free Phantom bro, let all of my dogs out
We gon' pull up in that hooptie like we mops on 'em
With the sixteen's, we gon' put some blots on em'
I send a lil' shot to send the mop on em'
He gon' call me up and I'mma sick the bots on em'
Timely savage, that's what we are
Blimey shooters dressed in G-Star
GS nine, I mow so hard
But GS for my fun squad
And lich if there's a problem we gon' gun brawl
Thots poppin 'out The AR
I'm with Nigger, I'm with Fasha, I'm with A-Paw
Broad sunlight and we gon' let them things bark
Tell them niggas free beaches tho
Someday free Breezy ho
And tell my niggas, Shmurda beaming, lo
Bitch caught a body 'bout a week ago
Fuck with us and then we weakling, lo
Run up on that nigga bet to squeezing, lo
Everybody catching bullet moles
Niggas got me on my pulley yo
I'mma run up, put the fun on 'em
I'mma run up, go fuck all 'em
Niggas got me on this dung shit
Got me on that go humm shit

>>79535770
State of you

*doesnt take your advice under advisement"

>>79535789
Runt

>>79535772
>mad how people complain about living in an overpopulated country and press up against some random person like a sardine twice daily to go to the place they hate

Any state school man in

>>79535823
not a single photon of light emitted by my screen because of this post entered my retina
it just appears to be a black post for me

>>79535797

where?

Im 33 and my gf is 16

79535649
It's neckbeards and abnormies that don't like Eminem, simple as. Everysingle normie listens to him, with the exception of metal fans but they aren't really normie.
This is a normie general desu, lad.
>>79535652
Eminem has the biggest vocabularly in all music and rhymed the biggest word, has an IQ of 140 and he's also not a fucking nigger.
No one other than maybe Tech N9ne does a better live show than him these days (note I said these days)
Can't listen to Niggers.
Only listen to white rappers:
Cage; Pete Nice; Slaine; Copywrite, Cage, Esoteric, NF; Wax, Palmer Squares.Aesop Rock; Astronautalis Grieves; Apathy; Ill Bill; Action Bronson; El-P; Everlast; Slug from Atmosphere; Eyedea; Beastie Boys; Logic.
I simply refuse to listen to people that belong to a race with sub-100 IQ

the northern powerhouse?

>>79535354
Ja Heil

>>79535851
Bit noncy lad

>>79535835
they should stop complaining when they see the same amount of people put on smaller trains in the north
they should also be honoured to have ticket barriers and electric trains

>>79535851
'e

>>79535848
Doxxable info

>>79535770
almost certainly old enough to have a sexual relationship with your mother without moral consequence or social stigma

>>79535851
This is fine, not nonce at al

>>79535851

Nothing wrong with that. She's capable of carrying a child so she's fair game according to mother nature.

>>79535770
why are you here?

>>79535564
>we have real problems in this country (aging infrastructure, overseas wars, skyrocketing debt, urban decay, a porous southern border, veterans who can't get the care they were promised just to name a few) yet congress would rather focus on literal non issues like a meme rally
none of those issues are as bad as you think
life in yankland is very very good, even if you're dirt poor

Man my arsehole is hairy

>>79535860
>your turd doesn't have nuts in
>count yourself lucky

>>79535884
This isn't Bates motel, besides my ma is old and ill

>>79535631
Eminem isn't considered the best rapper. Were you inside a cave or what?

>>79535916
should though

Might get my haircut again and go for a proper fashy cut

>>79535910
alri McInnis?

>>79535853
I always felt eminems raps were targetted at teenage angst whilst nas' is like an anthropological tour through the minds of 90s queens laden with poetry and thoughtfulness

Since i can smell the teenage angst in your post, im not surprised by your affinity with him

Her green plastic watering can

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had one of my best orgasms of all time in this last night, felt like lighting was shooting out of my cock

>>79535901
People here make me howl, and to brag. Simple as.

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>>79535724
Lel you're getting ripped off.
Here in Scotland you can get flake for £50 and I've sent it to labs to get it tasted.
Scotland is the cocaine capital of the world.
Pic related. The cocaine enters the UK via the Azores to Ireland and then run up to NI to Scotland

Don't take coke anymore, pleb runt drug for deanos who want to be like le epic rich man. Get yourself some 4-fa, it's basically like a longer lasting cocaine, same exact feeling but far far more rushy. Hits you like a ton of bricks.
1g lasts two days. It's active at 5mg doses.

>>79535853
English isn't my first language but I suspect from the amount I know you're underage by the way you type. I want someone else to confirm my suspicion.

>>79535929
Stop culturally appropriating my haircut

>>79535924
i meant i am.

mad that some fat single mother from a council estate has a bigger sexual market value than me

Fingers smell of poo

>>79535968
Mad because you'll die before me?

>>79535963
'sheed

>>79535999
stop putting them up your bum then

>>79535958
See>>79535936

>>79535991
>saying things like "sexual market value" without a hint of irony

this is why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSVhzCqlZ28

>>79535939
For her fake Chinese rubber plant

>>79536030
In the fake plastic earth

>>79535991
Would love to shag a grotty single mother off a council estate. Id feel oddly empowered


You on the other hand.... ill pass x

>>79536046
this 2bh

>>79536024
Love this!

>>79536024
Theroux is a god.

>>79535952
I've only seen 4-fa in tablet form (it was called 4ma or something)

what kind of purity are you getting for £50?

The daily stormer is back lads

the dog is farting in his sleep again lads

>>79535952
https://drugs-forum.com/threads/warning-2-fa-3-fa-4-fa-users-risk-neurotoxicity.175262/

have fun with that mate. at least with coke you know the risks long term, and they are not that bad. you should really look into what you're hoovering up your nose before you do so.

>>79536072
>>79536061
>>79536055
>>79536052
don't give a SINGLE shit about this mate fuck off

>>79535807
it's shite. you lose the magic after about 20 uses. quite for two years and still wouldn't feel even half as good.
>>79535770
that's not Eminem age. Your childhood was Encore era. State.
Bet you've never heard the slim shady EP, not the LP
>>79535751
couldn't go anywhere without seeing him
Slim Shady EP > Infinite > Slim Shady LP > Relapse > Marshall Mathers LP > The Eminem Show > Curtain call > Recovery > Re UP > Shady XV > Encore > MMLP (utter pop shite(

>>79536024
the one where the hooker fell in love with him in the whore house.
>married man sorry
good lad

>>79536080
stop feeding him Brussels sprouts

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thoughts on james bond?

shakira!
shakira!

>>79536102
p. decent

>>79536080
Suck its dick and inhale the farts

>>79536102
>craig
>bond

>>79536044
That she bought from a rubber man

>>79536112
good post

Big mouth strikes again

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thoughts on david bowie's eyes?

>>79536130
NOW I KNOW HOW JOAN OF ARC FELT

>>79536092
yeah i abused the shit out of it when i first tried it and lost the magic. took a short break, got some really high purity dizzle and it felt like the first time again.

still, not a drug to use regularly 2bh.

>>79536130
Big cock shags again

>>79536132
bender

>>79536116
In a town full of rubber plans

>>79536132
I hope the worms are feasting on them right now

>>79536102
for some reason i instinctively get the impression that gun suppressors are soft and squishy even though i know that's not true and retarded

>>79536155
To get rid of itself

NEED a short gf

Didn't realise Frank Vincent died

>>79536156
Is Bowie a pedo now?

>>79536155
In a bumhole of a gayman there was rubber johnnies

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>i enjoy faust

>>79536155
Milton Keynes?

>>79536169
Yeh and Attenborough this morning. What a shitty weekend

>>79536172
any famous british person born before 1990 is guaranteed to be a nonce

>>79535332
>>79535372
why has no one made this edit yet? surely there's someone willing to spend 5 minutes on photoshop for a few (You)s

>>79536164
It wears her out

>>79536172
bisexual so yes

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The scummiest drop to date

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN_4YMe59Bk

>>79536169
literally who?

>>79536205
ceebs

>>79536208
It wears her out

>>79536196
>Attenborough
Fuck you

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>>79536132
love dilated pupils 2bh

need a gf to get pinged with

>>79536196
Nice try
Now go home and get your fucking shinebox

>>79536196
actually made me look at the BBC

kinda wanna fuck pj harvey even tho i know she's quite ugly

>>79536242
U MUDDAFUGGA

>>79536223
It wears her out

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recognise the shape of iceland

>>79536260
It wears her out

who'll outlive who, the queen or david attenborough

>>79536249
You looking at some big black cock right now like

>>79536226
he'll be outed as a nonce after he carks it, guarantee it

ian mckellan, elton john, and stephen fry too, no old british celebrity, no matter how beloved, is above the dark temptations of noncecraft, especially the bender ones

abella danger lads

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>Franz, Duke of Bavaria (German: Franz Bonaventura Adalbert Maria Herzog von Bayern; born 14 July 1933) is head of the House of Wittelsbach, the former ruling family of the Kingdom of Bavaria. His great-grandfather King Ludwig III was the last ruling monarch of Bavaria until deposed in 1918.

>Franz was born in Munich. During the Second World War, the Wittelsbachs were anti-Nazi.[1] The family initially left Nazi Germany for Hungary but were eventually arrested when Franz was aged 11. He spent time in several Nazi concentration camps, including Oranienburg and Dachau.[1]

>After the war, he was a student at the University of Munich and became a collector of modern art. Franz succeeded as head of the House of Wittelsbach, and as pretender to the Bavarian throne, on the death of his father in 1996. He lives at the Nymphenburg Palace in Munich. Franz is not married.[citation needed]

>Also the current heir-general of King James II of England and VII of Scotland, Franz is, as Francis II, considered – by Jacobites – to be the legitimate heir of the Stuart kings of England, Scotland, Ireland and France.[2] A spokesman has said that the Duke generally does not comment on issues concerning his "familiar relationship" to the Royal House of Stuart.[3]

would shag anything and everything
just need something wet and warm at the end of my willy is that too much to ask for?

>>79536268
She lives with a broken man

>>79536250
who?

>>79536292
A cracked polystyrene man

live in the place Attenborough was born lads

load of somalias and sheeds here now unfortunately

>>79536279
nah not looking at BBC, I'm looking at THE BBC

>>79536281
What about when the little boys approach you? Surely that makes it perfectly acceptable in the eyes of the Lord

>>79536296
Is bing broken?

>>79536296
is bing broken?

>>79536288
Yes you don't deserve it

>>79535936
Em is versatile. I feel you haven't listened to his albums that much at a more mature age and scanned the bars. Relapse for example is genius, pure poetry. It's a concept album about a serial killer.
Literally not a single bad bar on that album with the exception of crack a bottle.
Then albums like MMLP, parts of Encore, The Eminem Show and Recovery and MMLP2 for poetry and thoughtfullness.
Rest of the albums are just him showing how good he is at rhyming.
Nas doesn't really have a concept album so he isn't as versatile as Eminem.

>>79536284
Bavarians aren't white

Love globalism
Love multiculturalism
Love people of colour
Love open borders
Love feminsism
Love women
Love tolerance
Love communism
Love liberalism
Love muslims
Love buddhists
Love hindus
Love jains
Love atheists
Love jews
Love samaritans
Love shinto
Love homesexuals
Love transgender people
Love gender-fluid people
Love non-gender identifying people
Love seasonal gender people
Love interspecies people
Love fat people
Love furries
Love scalies
Love bronies
Love anime fans
Love gamers
Love black metal
Love music fans
Love thug culture
Love manchildren
Love physical weakness
Love the blind
Love the disabled
Love cuckoldry
Love cuck porn
Love promiscuity
Love sex outside of marriage
Love miscegnation
Love blow-jobs
Love anal
Love pedophilia
Love necrophilia
Love zoophilia
Love BDSM
Love MILF fetishism
Love incest
Love feet
Love intercrural sex
Love dog-farts
Love dog-blowjobs
Love birdwatching
Love drowning
Love free healthcare
Love drag-queens
Love crossdressing
Love men shaking other mens hands
Love drug use
Love weed
Love rap
Love spiders
Love octopi
Love slugs
Love punching nazis
Love love

doing a poo in the mouth of you

>>79536308
>>79536309
hivemind

>>79536250
she looks alright with the right makeup

she was actually pretty hot in her 30s

>>79536308
>>79536309
Woah

>>79536308
>>79536309
include me in the screencap xD

>>79536300
Who just crumbles and burns

>>79536317
>Love furries
yiff in hell

>>79535958
Not an Argument. I type that way because I don't like Reddit spacing.
I'm 28 lad.
Most of my post was post-irony.

>>79536288
Let's trade boipuccies

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>>79536288

>>79536281
they're all nonces.
Attenbourgh loved nature. Don't corrupt me c-cunt

>>79536308
>>79536309
no I'm lazy

Mans not hot

>>79535332
Why are this new generation of British comedians so fucking awful and unfunny?

Russell (all of them), Rob Beckett, Jon Richardson, Josh Widdicombe, Mark Watson, Jack Whitehall, Seann Walsh, Joel Dommett, Romesh Ranganathan - wipe them all out

>have 2 hours sleep
>hit the speed
>feeling bless

>>79536205
will do it after a poo

Best orgasm?

Gf was giving me a prostate massage whilst i sucked her toes and she wanked me off

>>79536336
He used to do surgery

>>79536362
not nonces

>>79536362

they're all Left leaning PC wankers with nothing original to say

>>79536311
the fact you're claiming relapse and recovery to be good shows you're underage
everything after 2005 is utter wank

>>79536373
For girls in the 80s

>>79536371
had a wank a day after doing some mdma

for some reason i had a double orgasm. was pretty intense

>>79536387
Opa gangnam style

>>79536387
But gravity always wins

>>79536400
And it wears him out

>>79536362
jon richardson and romesh ranganangananganan can be funny tbf. rest are dogshit.

>>79536376
Yeah we some more right wing comedians like chubby brown

'Next door nieghbours a paki, came over lastnight asking if we had any spare cooking oil and i told him to fuck off the black bastard'

Morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GZGyBZ65Ro

>>79536311
>r-relapse is perfect
>not a single mention of SSLP in the entire post
honestly neck yourself child

>>79536419
It wears him out

>>79536427
It wears him out

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*perfidiously pilfers your pence*

>>79536422

"UKIP r rasciss n fasshist!!!!"

*audience starts hollering*

>>79535926
Most albums sold, Biggest vocab, rhymed the biggest word in the English language, versatile, the best rhyming, he has never lost a beef (he even beat Canibus who at that time was regarded as the best underground rapper) remember I said of that time, you're probably too underage to have been over 18 while early 2000-era underground hip-hop was going on, he's the only rapper to ruin careers, Best selling album of hip hop in the first week, 21st century top selling album, fastest selling, most successive us albums to debut at no.1 by a solo artist, most successive us no.1 albums, most successful rap artist in the uk and usa (its in the Guinness book of records, most words used in a song, ever, most no.1 albums in the uk by a rapper, most entries jumped on us chart and he has 11 Guinness book of records titles.
Name three rappers that have done this

>>79536440
Oh when the saints come marching in

postman best deliver or i'm gonna FREAK

>>79536424
peter gabriel's son?

>>79536429
it WEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRS

>>79536444
Riding on te bus the otherday and the fucking driver was a chinkyman

I said im not avin this im not avin some bloody slope driving mah bus

So i told the yellow twat to ching chong off back to hong kong

>>79536485
[guitar kicks in]
SHE LOOKS LIKE THE REAL THING

>>79536485
LA LA LA

>>79536496
SHE TASTES LIKE THE REEAALL THING

>>79536424
Nah, a ledge in his own right tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ7_myYGr9g

>>79536506
MY FAKE PLASTIC LOVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjEq-r2agqc

>>79536517
BUT I CAN'T HELP THE FEELING

>>79536526
I COULD BLOW THROUGH THE CEILING

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Need to clean my room

>>79536537
If i just turn... and run

>>79536548
And it wears me out

>>79536547
Give my pecker end a little kiss please m8

Need to clean my arse

>>79536555
It wears me out

eminem made a bunch of stupid songs about his balls and accidentally cumming inside a girl

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>>79536570
It wears me out

>>79536581
DO NOT ENTER THIS EARLY THREAD

>>79536583
All the single ladies

>>79536583
It wears me out

>>79536608
And if I could be who you wanted

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>>79536383
I'm 28. I never said Recovery was good I just said it's an example of thoughtfulness.
Yes everything after 2005 is utter wanks (except Relapse).
Relapse has insane word-play.
Just look at the analysis of the rhyming schemes in pic related on Stay Wide Awake. That's insane if you've ever wrote hip-hop yourself you'd know how hard it is.
You're a contrarian backpacker that thinks Hip-hop should be meaningful when in-fact relapse is as it speaks metaphysically, you're too stupid to interpret it. It's literally a concept album, meaning it's a story of a fictional serial killer he made up himself and from track 1 to the end it's like a movie using hip-hop.
Name one hip-hop album that's done that.
Go back to Redit mate, that's literally Redit: The opinion. Underage people didn't like Relapse because it was too offensive. It was him going back to Slim Shady.
Compare the subject matter of Slim Shady LP to Relapse they are both horrorcore. But I bet you didn't even know Detroit is the home of horrorcore

I can't wait to see your two sentence reply. It will show that you don't know a single thing about hip-hop and you're just being contrarian and also projecting.
>>79536425
Ummm I didn't mention SSLP because I was talking about concept albums, Relapse is his only concept album. And if you could read my post you illiterate twat I wans't referring to perfect albums I was talking about his albums known for their subject matter.
Slim Shady LP is not even a constant album.
Anyway Slim Shady EP was his best album. I mentioned Those albums because they're his albums that strayed away from horrorcore after I mentioned Relapse which is horrorcore. You know the fucking sub-genre that Slim shady LP and EP are?
Low down dirty is one of his best

>>79536614
If I could be who you wanted

>>79536623
All the time

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>>79536629
All the time

>>79536061
>4ma
that's not 4-fa, 4-fa is 4-fluoro-amphetamine. You're thinking of 4fmph
70 percent, it gets lab tested which I send a sample to.
>>79536086
No one was talking to you.
Infact flicking through the thread I can't see anyone replying to you haha

hello

good morning

>>79536616
>constant
concept*

all me
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>28
>defends eminem like he was his father
amazing poster

>>79536642
best i've seen is 92% lab-tested for £50 from periko off dream but he's been out of stock for ages

>>79536678
I'm just a hip-hop enthusiast. I've been listening to it since 1997.
You're the gay cunt that listens to trap music, fuck off spastic.

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reminiscing about my teenage years lads
boy was i an arrogant shithead back then; thought i knew everything and had the world figured out
i always wondered why my old man never put me in my place but now i know why and it's because you can't teach a teenager anything, they have to learn on their own
i have a lot of regrets lads and i'm not sure how to get over them

>>79536684
Fuck that's actually quite good. Done with coke though lad it's such a moneydrain. 1g doesn't last 5 hours top. Much prefer to use 4-fa as it's cost effective and your whole weekend is sorted for like 25 quid. Order it from the darknet you won't regret it lad

>>79536737
yeah, might give it a try. sounds like a good laugh

does it have bad hangovers?

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>why yes, i do indulge in recreational drugs to make myself seem an interesting fellow

>>79536754
Virtually non-existent depending on how much you use. Even if you go overboard (which you won't because minscule amounts gets you fucked) it isn't that bad. It's like a really really clean speed with MDMA Euphoria and coke moodlift and confidence. Tried over 45 drugs in all my years and no drug comes close to this

>>79536616
not going to read a word of that but

79536774
t. bitter virgin with no friends to source drugs
Fox and the grapes fallacy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-sFhCC39Ws

love this edition appropriate lad. wish I could get an autistic qt gf like him.

>>79536785
sounds like the best of both worlds

will have a browse later. hopefully there's some domestic vendors with it

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>why yes, i do get very upset when people mock my pathetic and shallow life on the internet

do people actually know the backs of their hands really well?

>>79536785
need some advice lad

>>79537603

>normies go travelling externally, not me though, High IQ individuals like me use chemicals to travel internally and explore our minds

*sits there monged out in the corner drooling*