/brit/

NIGUYHEBDR

>30 posts early
black man

>>79532417
>Advocating for child labour
what niggers

its time to vote for the nigger party

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>brits think ford is british

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any based black man in

i fuckin hate niggers

>>79532467
actually nigger

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any tart man in?

>>79532467
Yank ford and bong ford is very much separate apart from name

niggers are black

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76RiaO7yego&index=26&list=RDQML7ApTdKobtM

fast musig

>>79532501
any proof? didn't think so mate

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>mfw a brit insults me for being a dumb, disgusting yank

Maxilad is an artist of some sort

>>79532455
Would quite like this man to be PM ngl
https://youtu.be/BK6Vw9A2N2g

>/brit thread/
>hardly any actual poms

>>79532471
and i nucking hate figgers

>>79532404
I use it to describe footballers who constantly niggle their opponents to get penalties off them
he has this hilariously anxious expression he puts on whenever I say it (which I've elicited more often as I've realised how uncomfortable it makes him)

i like how jason biggs always gets cast as a jew despite not being a jew

>>79532501
racist

anyone remember the doopin' meme

doopin' yanks

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>>79532508

>>79532532
doopin' mental

Post TOOT

why arent you at school today young man

>>79532526
think I started that

>>79532526
heard a yank say it in real life once

he also replaced fuck with frick and hell with heck though so it was probably an unfortunate case of the 'tism

let's go niggering mental

>>79532548
what the fricking heck dude?

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>>79532536

big fan of art deco architecture desu

also like mid century modern

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Might pick up a new watch, getting tired of only having my Casio, and they have some nice ones here

thailad
call me a nigger

>>79532539
I woke up late. You should punish me.

>>79532548
howling

>>79532561
don't be so niggardly

>>79532567
get a fake rolex

well worth the money imo

>>79532567
bet these viets are completely sick and tired of seeing an anemic british mong noncing around their neighbourhood taking pictures of everything he sees 24/7

>>79532567
Buy citizen, one of the best watches

>>79532567
too bad they're all counterfeit lmao

Hadn't played badminton in two months

Playedfor 3 hours two days ago

Arm hurts

What
Do

THAILAAAAAD

you haven't posted it in two months

>>79532607
hey can you get me a job with the french foreign legion? thanks x

Not enjoying the Aussie hours desu

Feel like I'm driving though some Northern post industrial town full of pikes and chavs

>>79532607
alri Froglad

>>79532623
this general is objectively better during any hours that aren't brit hours

>>79532607
>badminton
go figure the frenchman would enjoy playing with shuttlecocks

just ripped my carpe diem trying break my record for most continuous back flips (21)

the final redpill: /brit/ is at its finest during yank hours

Who's the viet lad btw
Is he the new Thilad or an actual commie?

>>79532643
you mean your solar plexus?

>>79532650
can't get anymore redpilled than this

:)

>>79532640
badminton is good shit
whats wrong with you

Australia has a blue flag

Somalia has a blue flag

Hmmmm

:^)

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can't cope with never being able to live in 90s japan

>>79532622
OMG sweetie, I was planning on doing that !
We're so connected XXX

>>79532662
SUPPENDUS POST SUPERB SUPER SUCULANT SENSATIONAL

>>79532592
>anemic
Says you
Asians take pictures of everything when they go abroad, why can't I? It looks cool

>>79532658
no my juxtamedullary nephron is what i meant sorry

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>>79532667
*blasts my shuttlecock at you*

>>79532680
post toot

>the 90s were over 30 years ago

JUST

>>79532670
your mom had a blue face in bed last night dude!!!!

>>79532667
Just been a long time since the last time I played, that's all
Don't play it like a bender 2bh

>>79532705
sick burn bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KIIDCfpP0A

>>79532705
Was she okay?
Thanks for looking after her love xxx

>>79532339
>>79532339
m20x's are on sale at jbhifi right now for like $60

why doesn't he post it????
is it really hard?

>>79532700
i don't give a frick

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THIS JUST IN: rare photograph of thainonce frantically trying to withdraw four quid in monopoly money to pay his underage escorts for an entire evening of deranged noncery before they call their pimps and have him thrown off the bridge over the river kwai

>>79532627
Alri BONG

>>79532743
wtf is that thailad

>famas

HAHAHAHAH

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¿why do you call betty boop toot?

dont get sexpat nonces

SEA girls are fucked

>>79532752
good lad

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What do you think of this product of British nonces going to Thailand on holiday?

>>79532743
not a nonce
need to suck the toes on the girl on the left

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>>79532567

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>>79532726
sagre bleu :dDdDddDd
omelette du fromage??? BAGUETTE D:dDDd

>>79532754
Not the best but it's good, and French !
Do you have Mexican weapons?

Ummmm don't think so sweetie X

Alri post it now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k4NEAIk3PU#t=35s

great move desu lads

>>79532677
Watch Heisei era Godzilla movies tbqh.

>>79532765
load of noncense

>>79532765
based nonces

>>79532771
Wait what how did I think you were mexilad?
Is that cultural appropriation?

>work in a textile mill for 18 hours/day
>get paid 50¢

>suck off some white loser
>get paid $5

the real question is why isn't every woman in the third world prostituting themselves

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>>79532766
'ce

i apologize for my previous post. it's quite awful

>>79532677
cant cope with no good japanese sports cars anymore

>>79532799
How did you find this picture?

>>79532792
Wait why did I answer to my own post?
Is this what they call "manipulation"?

>>79532797
not enough dicks to suck, like there aren't enough jobs in a fast food store there aren't enough men with dicks that want to pay to get them sucked.

Toot poster is talking to himself

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>>79532802
Likewise. at least I can relive the jdm golden era through my car

the deranged mexican is in the final death throes of his mental illness but somehow continues to find the time for posting on /brit/

hey toot poster wanna talk

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>french posters have arrived

>>79532809
spoopy

>>79532839
love the french
can't stand the british
quite simple really

*hypnotizes the frog*

>>79532839
I am by myself however

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Toot poster is 19 years old

>>79532767
Good laugh

watching season 5 of vice on hbo

>>79532853
post it haha

>>79532860
based toot poster /ourguy/

>>79532853
what are you replacing the famas with?
hk?

>>79532778
Classic

Could a Frenchman bully me before I go to bed? :3

Toot poster likes to smoke weed

>>79532878
Yep, what's it like?

Thailad i submitted to your map

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>>79532889
i dont know what you mean
i thought you were replacing the famas with the hk416/7

love grannies
hate nonces
simple as

>>79532863
It had to be done

>>79532885
Allez espèce de petite merde d'amerloque
Va te coucher, toi et ton micro pénis

Alri

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I literally don't know what this word is. native englishmen please help

bullpups are objectively the best gun

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drinking this swill lads

third one about to be cracked open x

Think something is wrong with the frog

Anyone got some patè?

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I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face

>>79532925
grim

>>79532908
merci bcp je t'aime <3

he does anything, but doesn't post toot -_-

>>79532925
She is so hot for fuck sake aaaaaaa

spaghetti is nice because its really easy to make but you can dress it up to make it seem like you're a good cook

>>79532915
no they're not

there's a reason why delta force and sas and australian sas all use ar platform rifles (specifically the hk 416) and that's because it's the superior platform

>>79532921
PSSSSSH I'm on my 9th Miller Lite.

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>>79532924
>bullying french posters

>>79532900
He's done lad
Just leave him be somone from /fr/ will pick him up

It's like birds when they are lost if you hold them they will be shunded

>>79532940
^-^

>>79532909
This is the word "Born" written in the Wilhelm Klingspor Gotisch font

>>79532968
why does the stoner french poster refuse to post toot???

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>>79532975

>>79532949
no the fn f2000 is the best gun ever made

>>79532952
>Just leave him be somone from /fr/ will pick him up
/fr/ doesn't gaf
/ck/ will send a rescue crew.

Gotisch font fucks my dyslexia

1. Thx aussie
2. Mex has an addiction
3. Happy bong is a thinker
4. /fr/ is ok
5. Also like the britbong general

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AMOEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AMOEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AMOEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AMOEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

POST IT

>>79533016
É A MASSINHA DE BRINCAR É MASSA

>>79532921
this is popular as fuck here and expensive

>>79532975
thanks but didn't need you to put it through a font recognizer you cockhead

>>79533012
Always welcome lad.

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>>79533033
err

dumb aussie frogposter

>>79532949
Nah they all use it because they are so good they use bad weapons to be make a level playing field

i don't understand why france effectively bans religion and then lets millions of muslims into their country

>>79533035
Next time be more clear, this will still be present on your bill.

>>79533054
Not an tire frog, but not an aussie.
I'm going to let you guess

>>79533057
jews control the world duh

you are toot poster

>>79533034
it's pretty awful desu

somehow i let my mate choose it when buying beer a couple weeks ago

thailad do you see any frogs in thairand?

>>79533052
Why are you crying sweetie

>>79533086
rarely, I hear them quite often though.

>>79533057
God's revenge for for the french revolution innit mate

thailad do you see any based black men in thairand?

>>79533068
Alri' french Colonial
Alri' Breton
Alri'(that french Provence between Germany and France)

>>79533112
rarely

thailad do you see any bent kings in thairand?

>>79533112
yeah

>>79533127
is thailand a dangerous place

>>79533120
Alsace-Lorraine
Not a Breton, am a bit Alsacian though

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>>79533085
its much worse than the local beers honestly
so is Budweiser yet the marketing for both is strong so people buy them.

Continental Asia in general has a pretty awful beer tradition, but Vietnam is probably the best out of a bad bunch. the big commercial brands here are honestly not bad (for Asian beer) and there are lots of craft breweries around.

Thailad do you see any thi people seeing things in thirund

>>79533129
DONT FALL FOR IT THAILAD!

the alsacian toot poster haha :)

>>79533135
Do you speak any Alician?
How likely is succession to become a free city again?

>>79533129
yeah, that's the term used here for top/bottom for benders. King/Queen.
>>79533133
It can be, there's a lot of murders here, then I feel more safe here than say Liverpool for example.
>>79533143
yes

>>79533135
Strasbourg c'est Allemand

who king here?

>>79533171
>yeah

Cor blimey the thai rozzers won't like that

Thilad is very observant

Reckon he's a spy

>>79533171
why the fuck are there so many homosexuals there

>driving with friend
>accidentally grab his leg instead of the gear stick
>we both laugh and I unzip his pants
>park the car while fondling his balls
>friend is laughing cause he knows it's just a joke
>start sucking his dick in the parking lot
>friend is laughing his ass off
>he starts making choo-choo train noises saying "BROJOB BROJOB!"
>he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid faggot
>kiss my friend and call him a faggot while laughing

>>79533182
better let them know asap

>>79533150
Haha :)

>>79533162
Don't
Know

But I do speak another language and that might be an indicator as to what I am

>>79533139
its only redeeming quality is the price which is dirt cheap but there are dirt cheap beers that aren't as bad

the green letters

>>79533210
why do you never use the green letters

toot poster gave me a reply, but didnt't posted it :(

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BAD ASS 100% BRITISH HEAVY METAL CHOOOOON: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvlq1F-X6Ko

>>79533217
drumpf

anyway, I have things to do and places to be.
Laters lads and Bender and Mexi "I'm addicted" lad

out here in amish smoking big doinks in amish

POST IT PLZ

>>79533198
Dunno, less stigma historically and culturally. Much prefer it this way, there's a lot of open gays etc. but it's not played up in the media etc. and there's no taboo with being homophobic if you want to be so that side isn't played up either.

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>>79533242

the 'ubes are growing out of control lads
reckon they'll become sentient soon

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what is your haplogroup lads? mine is j2

Give me a quick rundown on toot and why the Mexican needs it so much

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>79533208
there are beers here for much cheaper that are better
there's a small brewery just in my town that makes a great Czech ale and the owner is half-Czech himself

>>79533256
have you got a list i can chose from?

>>79533223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW-6FKFnHx8

>>79533273
yeah here's one specifically for you:
dickhead
fuckhead

>>79533256
don't know but probably the opposite of j2

t. welsh/swedish

>>79533276
jesus christ

She takes her time when it's time to get ready, always has her way. Always leaves me waiting by the phone.

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>>79533273
yeah here you go
>>79533278
its probably r1b or i1a

>>79533245
so i can come fuck you and its ok

>>79533301
not without my consent, so bring me some flowers or something

hot af lads http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1505406480968.webm

>>79533313
are you a king or queen thailad?

>>79533269
>half Czech

child of a sex tourist lol

i'm sure there are a lot better local beers both macro and micro desu

to get worse than pbr you have to get into steel reserve or hurricane or king cobra and that's quite literally what homeless people drink

MONKEY DEGENERATE

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>>79532767

flat earth is real

>>79533317
Emperor

>>79533298
>yeah here you go
Ta, ok I am gonna go with K as I quite like the dark red. So now I have chosen which one i like, how do i join the group? is there a website?

>>79533327
woah

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>>79533325
good lad

>>79533327
so you fuck both?

eating banana bread

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doing a controversial post

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>>79533341
Just my gf (female)

>>79533333

>>79533342
banana bread
sounds foreign
stick some garlic innit

not sure why noncery is illegal when it's completely natural and in fact beneficial to society

>>79533374
'

>>79533374
elaborate la'

might have some more potato soup after this b bread (banana bread for the uninitiated)

>>79533374
unironically this
>b-b-but le children cant le consent
ah yes

>>79533374
crickey lad. steady on

crafting b b (b bread for the laymen)

>>79533374
t. Paedo

>>79533389
>what if the child consents tho

>>79533374
>>79533389
>The postmodern left

if noncery is beneficial then why does thailad still exist

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>crickey

australians are the best posters on /int/ desu

feel somewhat off
*gives head a wobble*

>>79533409
explain

>>79533412
*pushes you down the stairs*

>>79533412
*lays you out with a swift uppercut to the throat*

get some rest mate

>>79533406
I feel as though the brainlet Wojak meme has progressed to the point where if it goes any further, there won't be room for his mouth.

>>79533403
Western chauvinist lad

too late for rest
the list beckons
*toils*

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>I feel as though the brainlet Wojak meme has progressed to the point where if it goes any further, there won't be room for his mouth.

Lads I'm piss-faced on beer. Anyone up for a panty raid?

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>>79533403
*blocks your path*

I am the state.

WOW this is how iraq used to look back in the 80s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2dMA1IOJ7g

>>79533453
state of you

back of the ears smell

>>79533318
I didn't, I just visit fairly regularly because its the only proper pub in town that feels like a pub

I'm glad Viets are gaining a better taste in Beer, for the biggest consumer in Asia most people have some shit taste. its mostly class based where people drink Heineken because its European and expensive

>>79533455
really makes you ponder

it's leviOsa not levioSA

>>79533460
How much cost a Heineken in Vietnam?

>>79533440
I'm fine with this
>>79533451
https://youtu.be/zrD945Kbou8

>>79533453
you're a right state

life is one big question when you're staring at the clock

WOW when Saddam Hussein was a friend of the west, Iraq looked a bit good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JChQ6pddUQ

kill all niggers

wonder what time itll be later

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kXIO7HcdX8
Bringing back old classics to life
>the absolute state of Birmingham

JAH WAR

wow he used the n-word again

>>79533479
Based Coonlad

all fucking niggers must fucking hang

>>79533508
whom

nigger

>>79533479
was he ok

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>>79533477
Like under a dollar
It's cheap like everything is, but expensive compared to other common beers
Heineken sucks anyway

nincompoop

>>79533522
yeh

EDGY

>>79533524
Hmmmm now i get
>sapporo
I really honest beer, i like it

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probably the best lager in the world is this

>>79533524
heineken is rubbish
beer is great if it's cold.
Cass is piss though.

>>79533460
bet china is the largest beer consumer in asia (possibly the world)

>>79533479
found a racoon in my garage one morning. put on a leather glove and grabbed it by the scruff of its neck and then carried to a ravine and threw it off the cliff haha(it was fine)

>>79533545
doppin' mental

>>79533545
bit racist

>>79533545
haha you colonials surely are a barrel of laughs.

>>79532743
why is he letting them see his pin number

that isnt very secure

Gonna finish this whole thing of beer off tonight.

>>79533563
do one mate

waiting for this yank to finish his beer and pass out drunk so i can bum him

>>79533582
nonce

>>79533539
>special brew
made for "special" people like you huh? did mummy always call you her "special" boy?

I love her so bad but she treats me like shit

>>79533576
I shan't be going into the next thread. Need to sort myself out and go shopping.

>>79533582
hope you get hiv

>>79533589
yes
hi

>>79533592
netto

>>79533592
cornetto

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>>79533589
It's cheap strong lager for tramps, pic related.

>>79533544
by numbers but not percentage
people drink beer 24/7 here and there are these ba hoi restaurants which are like some strange cross between a cheap pub and streetside eatery on every corner.
I miss the classic pub atmosphere, but I can order a bucket of cheap beer at one of these places and just drink to my content

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>>79533592
cornetto see voo play

>>79533601
>>79533605
>>79533630
https://youtu.be/KKwa5Mhcc6U

rainbow pop ok?

>>79533543
yea when its hot, some lager with ice just cools you down like nothing else

>>79533539
After my grandads Guinness mini bottles the first thing I had to get drunk was a can of special brew.
Fell off my skateboard. Stinking stuff.

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Gonna drop some British pepes and memes

>>79533640
NO i want caramel

>>79533640
mental that they use whities in ads and music videos and that

>>79533656
rorke

cool memes xD

>>79533592
Have fun lad.

>>79533663
not sure if they have them, they're all mental flavours now like Oreo etc.
>>79533667
D I V E R S I T Y

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DONT WANT TO GO HOME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>79533698
cheers

>>79533728
nice dream

Is there a fucking new or what?

>>79533728
nice picture but the reality is america has treated britain terribly over the years

>>79533746
yanks explain yourselves

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>>79533746

>>79533744
haha poo, bums
willies lol

>>79533744
fuck off newcunt

>>79533758
don't fuck with my tea simple as

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>>79533746

Just banter m8

New
>>79533778
>>79533778
>>79533778

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>>79532417
>Tfw I want to visit Glasgow just to buy and eat this
With it be worth it m8s?

>>79533764
>the level of banter in this pic