Terraformed Mars edition :3
hockey is back soon
>>79531892
1st for Letterkenney
>no mexican independence edition
ONE JOB
>>79531892
my gf stopped talking to me because I keep compulsively pulling my hair and now I have a bald spot
>>79531892
Ned my spine broken by a cute girl. Also, where's this image from?
>>79531913
>implying i didn't do it on purpose
>>79531932
TRULY pathetic
>>79531940
kek
>>79531973
guy in the mirror doesn't look like the finest specimen himself
Probably a greasy haired lanky scene fag
just played a whole bunch of video games with my buds, buds.
didn't lose a single time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAh60X367A
You know what is synonymous with America? Space.
>>79531970
>posting your incest comment after everyone left
nice one
>>79531892
Rightful russian clay btw :^)
DO not steal
Space was discovered by America
>>79532016
Can Mexico be your token ethnic minority when you go to Mars
Are texicanmexicans bros? Thinking about moving to dallas but i hope theyre not rude like the city blacks
America was the first nation to reach the stars
>>79531892
It's not possible to terraform mars tbqh
>Tanned and toned girls with no benis
You may not like it, but this is objectively the best fetish.
>>79532026
What about Venus?
Long live American space exploration
>>79532089
Meh..
You can keep it
>>79532026 (You)
PROOFS?
>>79532048
No I live in Kansas
Ottawa?
buying gf
this is how dementia looks like
https://twitter.com/lopezobrador_/status/908852818571907072
>>79532096
What's the next big mission on NASA's agenda?
>>79532088
The best fetish is anything involving eating spaghetti
>>79532110
not bros or not rude
>>79532018
wtf dude why would you say that
I live in Denver, but my heart lies by the sea...
>>79532138
literally can't figure out what's going on
>>79532138
btfo'd
>>79532188
crazy left winger thinks he is president even though he already lost 2 elections.
>>79532141
Galactic Empire
>>79532203
the will of the people CANNOT be denied
*blocks your path*
>>79531892
What are you lads listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R03ZC-d0QIg
>>79532229
listening to Animals right now desu
>>79532212
i sleep calmly knowing that the CIA would assassinate him before he even took power.
>meet Girl, Talk for like two and a half hours past midnight
> Try to talk to her on Snapchat the next day
>Shits super dry
What the fuck do i do
>>79532222
get out of my way you chimp
>>79532212
You can also deny having a brother and killing him though by '''''''''''accident''''''''''' though.
>>79532229
Going to see these people perform tomorrow, not convinced yet...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYgTkl1JOO0
*blocks your path*
>>79532065
not even true
Anyone have the discord link?
>>79532292
https://discord.gg/29KHd6
my nose is greasy as fuck
>>79531912
Give your balls a tug tit fucker
>>79532287
America will be the first nation to go to mars
>>79532238
You mean that electronic song by that guy I forgot the name?
>>79532259
sounds decent
Lmaoing at my Uni
It's going bilingual next year
I don't know how they are going to accomplish that since nobody speaks English here
>>79531992
Hello fellow Tally friend.
>>79532314
>t. blackheads
Should galaxy posting be a thing?
>>79532332
where do you study
WISH I could move to Mexico
>>79532343
go to Poor Pauls tomorrow after 9:30.
>>79531909
>Canadiens
>>79532331
Who do they sound like to you? There is some other band with a lead singer with the exact same voice and I can't figure it out.
>>79532332
Resistance is futile
>>79532332
I thought you were an old faggot
I started fapping to muscular girls in JAVs and hentai so I have some motivation to work out and get in shape. Gonna go to the school gym tomorrow. Wish me luck bros.
>>79532343
>>79531992
America was the first country to visit all 9 planets.
>>79532376
Yes Yes all according to plan.
>>79532399
>9
>>79532383
>not being ripped
ishygddt
kero kero bonito
Can i say nigger
or cant i
>>79532374
I don't know 2bh desu
>>79532366
>tfw under 21
>>79532399
We haven't visited Mercury yet because it's basically impossible. Venus I think we did but the probe broke down because Venus is a nigger planet with a nigger atmosphere
>>79532432
>blundergrad
reeee
>when the old classic song becomes old again on youtube
>>79532399
Umm, Pluto is not a planet you retard.
>>79532106
>>79532438
>what is MESSENGER
wtf lol
The Voyager mission will be one of the last fragments of human history in the entire universe at some point. Likely priceless of course.
>>79532443
21 in November
How do you feel about governor square.
>drunk alone on a friday night
>again
i know more about space than anyone here
AMA
t. astrophysicist
>>79532479
don't know what that is.
do they give free drinks to grads?
>>79532355
Not answering that until you tell me first
79532482
Don't care at all
>>79532463
Can't argue with that.
>>79532461
not him but you are the one retarded. don't fall for the memes.
>>79532493
ITAM
the more of the cat poop stench i inhale, the more of a man i become
fight me. This moment will be your last
>>79532031
whats wrong with this one
I honestly want to squeeze my blackheads out but I know thats bad
>>79532438
Mercury was a flyby. The Russians originally crashed in Venus' atmosphere. America afterwards immediately secured the first successful mission
>>79532492
The big Mall here.
>>79532543
Wait why is that bad?
>>79532527
>he has toxoplasmosis
>>79532555
could make your skin inflamed or leave scars and shit
I'd do the one way ticket voyage to mars if they allowed me to
>>79532482
I'm drunk too
>>79532565
what did you drink
>""""people"""" who get acne
>>79532558
t. joe rogan
>>79532558
my DNA is superior, monospeciestboi
>>79532552
can't say i've ever been.
want to meet up there or something?
>>79532492
>>79532552
I take it you're a student
>>79532578
cheap Brazilian vodka
This is how a president looks like
>>79532620
>brazilian vodka
>>79532626
Such a dignified manlet
>>79532639
kek
>>79532461
There are like 12 planets now. A planet is anything inside the Oort Cloud and everything that isn't an asteroid
>>79532525
God damn your parents must shit money, boi
Not sure if you're telling the true
I go to Universidad Tecnologica de Culiacan, pretty small Uni
>>79532619
yeah, i'm a grad.
>>79532649
Pinchi Paul pendejo pensé que eras alguien nuevo.
>>79532633
I don't see what's wrong with that lol
Americans make whisky
Vodka has a recipe. You just follow it.
It says here it's made in the south. There are some descendants of slavs there. Does that make it better?
>>79532664
Gotcha
>>79532605
2PM in the food court. Might ware an Overwatch t like an autist.
Now that I'm a student again I feel alone and depressed agani
Unironically considering getting my private pilot licence one day
Need a job in like 2 weeks
Which color should i get
gray or red and blue
>>79532723
black
>>79532723
I thought you were a poorfag who couldnt afford it?
>>79532647
source
>tfw monolingual brainlet
>>79532723
You should wait for Mario Odyssey bundle and buy that rad red console
alright buddy, I don't want any trouble
just put the gf in the bag and no one gets hurt
>>79532744
i cant but my parents can
>>79532747
i dont wanna wait and my bday is in 2 weeks.
Kanon Takigawa
Kawakami Ayano
Ayumi Kimino
Rei Asamiya
Who's your favorite?
tfw no gf
>>79532687
i'll try to remember that. i'm pretty hammered atm.
i'll wear a benelli hat and grey t-shirt
>>79532769
>.22
Those just bounce off me
this is hte best color for a controller
>>79532745
>a celestial body distinguished from the fixed stars by having an apparent motion of its own (including the moon and sun), especially with reference to its supposed influence on people and events.
unequivocally "no"
>>79532745
>>79532779
They are all zainichi shits.
>>79532828
I have never seen the Milky Way, can you see it from where you live?
how can we see the milky way if we live on it
This is the best console ever. Prove me wrong.
time to not get enough sleep for 3 nights in a row again, 4 if I'm lucky
>>79532846
I can see the milky sun
>>79532846
You can see it anywhere without light pollution...
>>79532856
it doesn't have GTA and COD and Skyrim
it doesn't even have Minecraft lmao
>>79532855
You can live in it
Hopefully nobody replies to my post, I don't want to go to bed.
>>79532855
That's a good question. I think it's because of our position in it.
>>79532746
Ah yes the French
>>79532856
You're close. That's not a PS1, but the SNES is an amazing console considering the sheer number of good games on it/
had some soy sauce flavored canned tuna with crackers and a can of spinach for dinner
livin' the life
*breathes in*
>>79532879
But it has:
Chrono Trigger
Final Fantasy V
Final Fantasy VI
Mario
Alien 3
Top Gear
Super metroid
etc..
>79532891
but if we are there who took the pic!!!!
>>79532913
only 3 of those games are good
>>79532913
huh? never played any of those dumb kids games, there's a reason nobody discusses them anymore and it's because they all suck
does PC count as a console? because if so, its objectively the best one
Less than 18 hours until that Mexican Canelo gets sparked.
>>79532969
I bet you'd love that, fag
>>79532967
This
>>79532954
Chrono Trigger sucks? Even the music is top tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIJxrAHuk7Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p636Rw_L3XU
can this annoying dumb avatarfagger just end his own life already
>>79532967
Pretty much. Emulation is a hell of a thing. Too bad we can't emulate the original Xbox
>tfw moralfag
I wish I could be emulate without feeling guilty 2bh
>>79532969
he is gonna kill that sovietic nigger
>>79532985
hahaha bitch please, that garbage doesn't even BEGIN to compare to musical masterpieces such as this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVy7YPNP_zI
get that crap out of my face
I forgot: Zelda - a link to the past
Terranigma
Tales of Phantasy
Donkey Kong
F-zero
megaman x
Star fox
think I'm gonna fall for the alcohol meme again tonight
>>79532996
There are ways to make him stop posting that some consider to be... janitorial...
>>79533026
>glass beer can
dude what
>>79533030
You have the consider the limitations of the SNES. Come on, man. Everyone respects Chrono Trigger.
>>79533013
I wish I could emulate the feeling of guilt
>>79533043
>Zelda - a link to the past
garbage
>Terranigma
garbage
>Tales of Phantasy
garbage
>Donkey Kong
garbage
>F-zero
garbage
>megaman x
garbage
>Star fox
do a barrel roll straight into the garbage
anything else?
>>79533056
>Everyone respects Chrono Trigger
everyone with an iq below room temperature
switch is hte best console ever
>>79533078
what games do you like?
>>79533078
really made me think
>>79533101
For a kid
>>79533107
real manly games like GTA, COD and Skyrim
>>79533078
>>79533078
You're just trolling, man. There's no point going further.
i like the snes but i like the n64 better
If you're a console peasant who can't wait to play PUBG on console then you should consider putting a bullet in your head.
>>79533078
great post
i'm outgrowing video games
>>79533155
paper mario and mario 64 are legendary
a shame about that controller tho
>>79533190
stop stealing my posts
>>79533180
Worst thing is: you can't fight it.
>>79533180
same desu
>>79533180
no you're not
either replay old ones you loved or just take a long break until something exciting comes out. Xcom and Fallout NV got me back into vidya big time
>>79533013
I mean, they're 10-20 year old games. The devs stopped making money for most of these games years ago, so I'm not depriving anyone of their well-earned (in most cases anyway) money
>>79533203
That's just a symptom of the lobotomy you went through senpai
>roommate says that if the big white guy is in here then we're gonna go for a walk
Why can't he say "Don't let that big white guy in without my permission" like a normal person
>>79533218
its still stealing
Maybe it's because I'm 25 and also was a poorfag and I played SNES in my childhood
>>79533215
i doubt i will ever spend more than 50 hours on a new game ever again
I only play video games that allow me to romance cute girls
i cant wait for the new mario buds
anime
>>79533259
Like Chrono Cross
i like the new slowdive album
I hope you guys don't mind my presence in here. It's just that I prefer talking to gringos even if I don't want to suck your cocks. It's more interesting. The vodka is working.
Hey boys `,:)
Anyone tried Misery 2.1.1?
>>79533378
you can stay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuTSuhWPDKo
>>79532463
Wait a second.
>>79533378
you sound retarded
>>79532463
You can rent it on the weekends.
Whenever I get drunk on my computer at night I put on my headset and listen to meme music from the early 2000s unironically.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODBM2N8PlS4
>>79533392
Thanks
>>79533427
Ok last post about this, I don't want to flood the thread with posts about me:
How so? In my opinion, I sound drunk. Few Brazilians are interested in the shit I like to talk about. I'm interested in so many topics and usually only gringos can reply with good stuff.
DABU DABEE DABU DABU DABU DA
Top 5 Anime Power-Ups
>>79533466
you dont sound like a special macaco at all, i mean what do you like that ohter brazilians dont talk about
is the 21th century man, the globalist won if it wasnt for the flags id forget we are from different countries.
>>79533427
he's not retarded, he's just brazilian
>>79533489
Hues mean well
>>79533378
As long as you're not some stupid big titty girl.
>>79533466
You do not ''sound'' drunk at all that is a start.
anyone have that picture of the mexican crawling across the US border with a laptop just so he can shitpost about sudacas from an american IP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8
>>79532846
Yes, always. The Milky Way is only visible from the United States, including Alaska and Hawaii.
Welp, rhum just ran out. Whiskey it is.
can I suicide painlessly by going to sleep with my bed sheets wrapped around me
can't stand the taste of hard liquor t b h
>>79533536
helium?
SEE ME CARE
see me care <------ my new catchphrase
>>79533536
>when you wake up alive the next morning
All those times I took day after day high doses of Diphenhydramine and my heart never stopped
>>79533570
Careful with that one
>>79533486
*21st
You're right I'm not special but I'm curious. Sometimes I read about mathematics, physics, geography, history, philosophy etc Even if I can't understand anything :P
And btw gringo in portuguese means "any foreigner"
Fuck me. Who cares?
>>79533549
It doesn't matter when the objective is getting drunk. Make a caipirinha. It makes it easier to drink it:
lemon + ice + sugar + vodka/cachaça
>>79533583
see me care
>>79533571
why are you laughing if you are talking about your failed suicide attempts.
wHY Do niggers act like hiphop is complex and smart n shit
i really hate niggers buds.
>>79533677
cool I do too!
>>79533677
You just can't appreciate it's subtle dialogue about white oppression and black togetherness because you are a colonized uncle tom.
Hate both niggers and Mexicans
>>79533677
>>79533696
>>79533712
kys
>>79533700
this guy get it
>>79533677
It can be:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3Jmuhy5O04
I have to say Brazilian rap is more serious than American rap. Our rappers talk about social conditions and etc.. Even if you don't agree, you have to concede it's deeper than the usual American rap lyric. There's a stigma between our rappers about being commercial. When you get mainstream you become "a traitor"
Example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LQSFLTiwS8
>>79533571
>high doses of Diphenhydramine
what do you consider a high dose?
America, please rate my take on The Star-Spangled Banner
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0jmxn89fkXr
>>79533740
s/traitor/sell out/
>>79533740
are you black?
>>79533741
Anything above 150mg. I suffer from short term memory losses because of repetitive uses, as well as a shit eyesight.
Using it at first against a reaction following a wasp sting was a mistake.
>>79533748
Why do you know our anthem? Are you a proxy? lol
Really good by the way.
>>79533785
>Anything above 150mg
kek I used to take 400mgs on a nightly basis, Benadryl don't do shit
although come to think of it I seem to have developed some mild paraphasia since then, but it could just be a coincidence
>>79531892
r u watching The Expanse too
I was sorely disappointed /cum/
>>79533754
No. I'm mixed
>>79533819
lmao look at that fucking giraffe WTF
>>79533805
>>79533784
thank you! Real Finn here.
I watch american sports, and they do seem to sing it quite often. Also I do like many national anthems.
>>79533812
>read about paraphasia
>realize I have that too
So that's how it's called...
Literally DPH.
I feel like I'm falling apart and will die a "natural" death within 5 years
Is Elon Musk a pseudo scientist?
>>79533846
tfw few times having done diphenhydramine of levels over 700 mg have caused permanent damage to my psyche
My roommate has been banging this girl for over an hour now and she is so fucking loud. Legit annoying desu, I'm trying to play overwatch in peace
Raise your sword for holy blood
We burn them on the pyre
To defend
To commend
To the holy war
Mother Maria
To the end
We will stand
We are fighting for
Deus in regnium
>>79533845
you guys should sing this more often: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnePQgWDbh8
>>79533846
j-just a coincidence I assure you
old hip hop was better
>>79533860
Quit being so dramatic.
>>79533871
bang him loudly and see how much HE likes it
>>79533893
absolutely based
>>79533867
Iktf
I literally threw the bottle I had this week into a bin at Tim Horton's. I've been 'hooked' to the effect - as horrible as they can be as well as the comedown - for quite a few years.
Memory losses, man.
>>79533886
Not really man. It's just nostalgia. Even literal who rappers these days can put out higher quality stuff
>>79533871
sorry, we'll be done in a bit.
This is quite literally me.
I'm like a mix between Holden Caulfield and Rick Sanchez.
>>79533930
I didn't like this book.
>>79533930
shmoop more like poop lmao
>>79531892
En verdad te hace reflexionaŕ
HOW TH FUCK IS SAKURA SO CUTE
>>79533930
holden?
are you watching the expanse as well?
Maybe you will be able to get visa
/cum/ I don't wanna die alone
of all the fears I have I just don't wanna die alone
it doesn't have to be a partner or a friend, it can be a total stranger, but I just don't want to be beside myself when it happens, that's all
>>79533874
That is a beautiful one.
Some Finns say that it should be the national anthem but I disagree. Finlandia is more delicate than Maamme which has more anthemness in it.
>>79533951
JAJAJA
>>79533957
No, why do you ask?
>>79533967
i don't want to die at all
At what year and from what country did your family Immigrate to the USA? 1899 and 1912 from Italy for me.
Just realized i'm cooler than all of you.
Not big surprise
>>79533967
Ge a gf
>>79533990
2001 or 2002 I think
Ukraine
>>79533967
I get what you're saying but I think that no matter how many people are by your side you're still dying alone because you're the only one dying. You're the only experiencing it at that moment. Nobody can share your consciousness. Nobody can follow you in your final journey.
>>79533996
Nice try faggot
Sometimes when driving I think about just getting into an """Accident""" and giving up
>anyone
>cooler than me
delusional people make me sad
>>79534004
I mean dying alone in the literal sense
even if I had a gf she wouldn't be with me 24/7, I could just as easily croak while she's away
notorious b.i.g.
>>79533990
1994
switzerland
no friends now
only work and school, school and work
Backwards hats are not out of style right?
>>79533754
a last example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcUzG2rRjzE
You might be able to understand it because you're mexican
>>79534050
the only thing that's never been in style is white socks
get some colored or dark socks if you want to score vagina
>>79534050
Only niggers and wiggers dio that
>the only thing that's never been in style is white socks
>>79534043
Why leave Switzerland for the shartnited states of Novo aztlan?
>>79534006
no but at least they can bear witness to your final moments and give you comfort, maybe even hold your hand so you can feel a human connection one last time
>>79534050
You decide bud
>>79532376
I wonder if all the Germanic languages save for German are going to go the Celtic route within this century.
>>79532665
It's funny because Mexico actually "trademarked" Tequila.
It literally has to be made in Jalisco in order to be called Tequila.