Why are they so bad at esports?

>>79525397
cuz we're good at everything else m8

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>>79525397
>UK worse than Ukraine
do UK e-athletes forget to plug in their screen?

>>79525664
you mean normal sports?

>>79525882
>athletes
Stop

It's considered only something losers do, which is true.

>>79525938
>he doesnt call computer players e-athletes
>he doesnt call chess players checker-athletes

>esports

>>79525941
yeah, only losers earn millions of dollars in esports...
https://www.esportsearnings.com/players/highest-overall
only losers have contracts with esports organizations or even normal sports organizations

>>79526054
btw, the first United Kingdomian can be found on page 3 (rank 214)

>>79526054
ironically kyself beta fag.

>>79526054
Who hasn't heard the quintessentially German name of Kuro Salehi Takhasomi? Let him cast the first stone mate.

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>>79526054
>Dota 2
>League of Legends
fuck this gay earth

>>79525397
> playing computer games competitively
Haha, what is this? 1990s Japan?

because most people here only play CoD, Fifa and GTA on console

>>79525397
tea breaks

>>79525397
Because the majority of us recognize that pouring countless hours into the same mundane cancerous game for years and years to only have a small possibility of becoming successful outweighs the benefits of going to University and getting a worthwhile career which doesn't involve getting overweight, greasy and revolting to the opposite sex.

>esports

>>79526224
Kuro is probably more German than you are English. He's born in Berlin and his father is from Iran, but integrated here. So fuck you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRWk5HMkxGY

>Adrian Trinks
>Dominik Reitmeier
>Maurice Gutmann
>Max Broecker
>Kai Hanbueckers
>Pascal Lohmeier
All those non-German names of other successful dota 2 players

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>>79525397

Because they suck dick.

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>>79528309
>his father is from Iran

Because we have sex with our women, instead of letting Mahmoud take them instead. You could learn a thing or two Hans.

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>>79528471
really makes me think

>>79525397
>esports