I, Daniel Blake edition
LOVE finland
barbara palvin
anime
the gf
>>79524477
This film brought me to tears multiple times. Brutally stunning.
>>79524492
that is NOT in finnish
fucking hell you really are drunk arentcha?
this might well be my final week in the UK for the next few years and I'm spending it drinking Irish draught and shitposting on 4chan
Rate Skepta
Hate Stormzy
simple as
>>79524477
leftist twaddle
>>79524547
where you off to mate
>small brain
Stormzy
>medium brain
Skepta
>LARGE brain
Kano
>>79524561
What's innacurate about it then?
need a qt gf to cuddle
>>79524577
>>79524477
>>79524540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6dALp4VPU8
babestation
>>79524575
>universe
bugsy malone
>>79524575
Very good post lad
What's wrong with slags?
Bradley Walsh is the modern day Bruce Forsyth
>tfw /brit/ influences me too much
Started saying "like X, not Y, just like it, simple as" irl, also come close to saying "gonna cave your skull in" to coworkers a few times
>>79524568
doing a thing in Japan
>>79524477
>waaah give me free stuff
>>79524575
>ascended form
Akala
>>79524592
>>79524621
Not an argument
>>79524575
>big worldwide universe brain
eskiboy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3XCsZN_74g
Haven't wanked in over 3 weeks lads.
>>79524619
日本語話せる?
>>79524545
oh in finnish, im sorry i didnt realize
actually im not going to say this, its way too bloody gay
next
*stands over you*
>be 9 year old me
>be in school
>talking to girl I sit beside in class
>teacher says "anon and roisín stop talking, if I didn't know any better I'd think there was a little romance going on here"
>get the piss taken out of me by the lads for months on end
honestly think that teacher scared me from ever talking to girls again
five days
fucking hell I'm actually doing this
>>79524652
nooooooooo
pls
ill say something for you in Welsh in return
(as long as its simple, im not that good at welsh)
im that guy son
suckin up mc's like a dyson
>>79524652
>Timothy James Byrne here in my rented flat in high wycombe, teddy's got the swiper
please
link me grime music RIGHT now
I was once thoroughly reminded that girls can also be autistic when one such specimen took a fancy to me
She was unattractive, her hair was greasy and she smelt like sour milk, she spent an awful long time at my desk making small-talk, wearing revealing clothing and adjusting her bra in a nearby mirror, said my eyes were pretty and even eventually doing a crotch rub with her foot (pretended not to notice) untill I told her that I just wanted to study in peace and she eventually left me alone
>>79524477
This is an excellent film
>>79524648
うん、もちろん
N3 but I'm sloppy as h*ck right now as I haven't been back in over a year
can't imagine how much of a london 'sheed you would have to be to like grime
>>79524575
quantum brain: devilman
>>79524688
Based
>>79524683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuV_cyckCqY
dunno if it's grime but
>>79524683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvUVxYndYuU
>>79524477
More like I, Daniel Based
>>79524683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaDqxdNO3Ws
>>79524700
YOUは何しに日本へ?
>>79524702
good post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbc15Wj1L08
>>79524743
all me
>>79524743
Two me
>GIGANTIC BRAIN
lethal bizzle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErVtKoHbe6w
>>79524728
FANTASTIC post from the faust loving twat
I'm only lonely through the night...
>>79524734
ひ
み
つ
it's not the usual English teaching stuff though, I will say that much
also I do like that show and also Bananaman, you have good taste mate
>>79524743
One me
this is an APPEAL to the united states of america, please, PLEASE get me out of this HORRIBLE DISGUSTING country filled with COWARDS trying to SILENCE me and stop me playing piano
PLEASE, i need a lawyer or something who can get me a usa green card under the geneva convention
[spoiler]God's punishment for smoking in the first place. Ugliness is the mark of evil.[/spoiler]
>>79524683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xwy5h0hQmk
>>79524722
not grime under strict definitions but still a top choon
>>79524728
not grime and gay bollocks
>>79524733
nonce
Won £2.70 on the euromillions
>>79524790
grim
>>79524577
it's a work of fiction, not a documentary
>girl asked me to be her boyfriend in school while her friends were next to her giggling
>said no and walked off because it seemed like a joke
>still feel bad for probably embarrassing her
>>79524778
Irishmen must be the most evil race of men
>>79524778
God rest his soul
>>79524790
can you spot me £1?
real comfy late night hours grime /brit/
>>79524789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWcBfyfjIG8
do you rate this
>>79524806
she could be your wife right now
Hiro's Shill and Shitpost
Formerly moot's
post white grime artists
>>79524680
https://vocaroo.com/i/s16vELVc0mve
>>79524670
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZRvB40bwim
its got a certain finnish accent, I hope thats ok
say: animegays OUT
in welsh
>>79524806
they were messing with you
pulling the trigger lads :3
grime and barb
ah canny wait
>>79524823
>11:42
>late
Are you 12?
IT'S EVOLUTION BABY
I make da mosta
do what i'm supposeda
eat up man like garlic naan eat him like samosa
you think you spit gross, im grosser
wunsen
small brain: dave
large brain: dave in charge
If you don't vividly recall the 99 eclipse you need to fuck off out of here, kid
>>79524842
>that first one
>>79524769
教えて、秘密にするから、誰も言わないよ、絶対, 約束する
ま、教えなくても別に構わないけど、頑張って
>>79524842
>vacoyme
>>79524842
vacoymbe
really like the finnish accent
>>79524844
most likely, that's why I said no and walked off. it was a very direct rejection though
>>79524824
no, hate all of these wanna be yank trap bollocks
all these songs sound the fucking same and they're low quality shite
love grime and authentic british rap simple as
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f9NIOdiEEg
>>79524875
alri grandad shouldnt you be getting to bed hahahah
eclipse wanker loves his eclipses
>i enjoy faust
>>79524842
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s16vELVc0mve
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHA cheers mate, made my night
want to be leftist cause I believe in looking after OUR poor/working class to at least a fundamental level whilst richfags are able to be rich and gloat about it cause we all want to be rich and theres nothing wrong with that ...
now said leftists have become advocates for mass muslim immigration, which they somehow mask as pro-working class
still not a Tatcherite by any means ... but thats just unforgivable
Hey ;) I'm looking for a sex
>>79524914
it's friday night m8 give it a rest
>>79524840
GOAT white grime mcs rundown:
>devlin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu4Mr2oGwPw
>shifty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvHfcOuM570
>sox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLpn_Jf-0JQ
>>79524876
>>79524879
>>79524883
>>79524909
fug i talk english a ton at the uni and at work and now im feeling weird
All wars in history were started because different groups of people believe in different things
bit drunk, lads
just want to tell you that i love you and i bet we'd get along really well
>>79524944
no, tim is a meme here
damn James blunt sounding like shit these days
>>79524878
頑張ります、cheers mate
hope you can get over there too one day, if you are that way inclined
>>79524945
And they were all men!
>>79524944
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owWH8Pt91FM
this is the man himself saying it
>>79524947
would we
ginger girl in IT was so qt
What is your opinion of Brazilians?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4s6H4ku6ZY
remember this
Europe will not be the monolithic society it once was
>>79524842
BRILLIANT lad
heres your welsh:
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0apSQ9HQlvx
>>79524960
I've "done my time" so to speak lad, shall only be returning for holidays, hopefully you're more mentally together than I am haha xx
>>79524979
looks like stacey dooley from luton
>>79524971
lmao i cant make out a single word he is saying
>>79524979
'nc'
ban assault disagreements
I'm gay
>>79525008
we cant either
>>79525005
you can't say something like that without expecting me to pry
were you the bloke who stripped and dived into the imperial moat or something?
>>79524993
they were supposed to be the next Black Eyed Peas, then r/asianmasculinity took over
Non JFs:
yanks
leafs
Aussies
kiwis
irishmen
JFs:
everyone else
>>79524999
sounds like arab
are you messing with me
>>79525024
BACKS AGAINST THE WALLS LADS THERES A POOF ABOUT hahaha
wank on the cards lads
>>79524979
>Sophia Lillis was born on February 13, 2002 in Brooklyn, New York City
Does anyone have a video of a Japanese person trying to sing an English song from memory without knowing the lyrics very well?
need to go gym
>>79525045
Reminder that Iceland is Anglo
>>79525037
nah, just got depressed, worked as a translator
might watch a bit of porn
>>79525071
celtic at a push
>>79525069
fat cunt
>>79525072
nords count as distinugished guests
>>79524914
it's impossible to be a leftist and not hate whites/support islam nowadays
>>79524944
if you're really going to loughborough then you'll probably get those odd pronounciations ironed out through experience. wycombe is pronounced "wi-kum" (wi not vi)
Imagine living in a house like this
https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/43775953?search_identifier=9ded8e3c8997bd1966e613dcd3dc6cc3#0rrRbTfVYpTajr8H.97
>>79525062
ew a yank
>>79525126
shan't be doxxing myself by clicking that
Just found out prince harry's first name is actually Henry what the FUCK
>>79525072
ah I've heard of a few people feeling that way in Japanese cities
I figure okonomiyaki and 4am hamburg curry will make up for the loneliness but we'll see
brb going to the toilet
>>79525109
im just thinkign about it, its one of the locations on my university erasmus+ exchange program.
really feel it might do some good for me to leave this foul land for a bit. definitely at least putting an application next summer, hopefully they dont look at grades much.
PS. id like to do some vocaroos still, never talk english so its fun
does your virginity come back if you don't have sex again?
>>79525157
living in japan sounds grim
>>79525126
LITERAL FUCKING VIRUS DO NOT CLICK
>>79525174
weewee
>tfw live in an affluent household near two popular urban cities half an hour away from the beach and thinking about moving to a village in some euro country
Not enjoying this
about to have a fap on the ol' /gif/
just looked into seal hunting and now I feel sad
>>79525045
>Non JFs:
>yanks
>leafs
>>79525179
got told by my mates if you don't shag for 12 months you're a virgin again
>>79525179
6 months
>>79525177
>Love pints, hate pakis, not a racist just don't like them, simple as
>>79525203
>fap
FOY
Do they even have beaches in america?
Can't think of any apart from Los Angeles
>>79524743
>people like something i don't
>HURR DURR SAMEFAG
>>79525046
"animecyfunrywiol allan"
but double l is pronounced at the back of the throat in welsh in that context
>Victoria had a muslim twink
>Diana was about to marry a muslim
STATE of British royal 'men'
>>79525231
Miami
>>79525231
florida.
the town where jaws was in
the beach in nyc
>>79525184
>>79525141
Really hate this meme, I want to talk about rich people houses
listening to faust
I'm back lads
>>79525203
Which thread?
>>79525183
I've never had a problem living there but the most I've ever done without leaving is around 9 months
I can definitely see how brits might have problems though, things can get very Lost in Translation very easily
need to wife a j-girl, move to the inaka, and integrate asap to avoid such things
>>79525231
La Jolla ("Hoyah")
Venice
Virginia
Seal
Hermosa
the ones in Florida
There used to be some in Texas but their beaches got fucked up by an oil spill haha
Reviewbrah is currently missing after hurricane Irma
>>79525154
His Royal Highness Captain Henry Charles Albert David Windsor of Wales KCVO.
>>79525231
therr are beaches all the way along the west coast
>>79525203
degenerate board for degenerate people
>>79525211
>responding to the yank in england
>>79525221
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Eh9f7RJuYy
Much has been said of the strumpets of yore
Of wenches and bawdy house queens by the score
But I sing of the baggage that we all adore
The Landlord's Daughter
Jealous of heroin addicts because they could just drop dead at literally any time whereas I'm going to have to actually work at killing myself
>>79525203
>>79525264
we missed you
>>79525312
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Eh9f7RJuYy
You're practically british now lad
>>79525268
sad weeb shit
grow up and move somewhere better, think i'll go dublin myself
>>79525312
Tell us what you think about your country (in English)
willies in bums
>>79525177
ok go on then:
>well good morning, bit cold out. Irish weather. Sun is up though, hopefully it'll warm up a bit. On my way home from Dublin now, sixth time this week. ermm... yep. In the Enfield service station now, go see can I get some food. Alri, don't know what the rest of the day i'll do, just see how it goes. Talk to ye again, bye.
(side note: bit sad that I remembered it all)
>>79525285
This man is a direct descendant of William the conqueror
Fascinating
Any Marxism man in
>>79525354
bit bent that mate
What does Prince Harry's nametag say on his uniform? Does it say Windsor or Wales?
Imagine newcomers in /brit/, having to catch up on years of gimmicks, tim lore, kev lore and all the characters like pakipoo etc
Someone needs to keep a /brit/ archive tbqh
>>79525268
like this
anyone have the lisicki vocaroo? It's like a western
>lisiciki, not heard that name in a long time...
>>79525256
Good post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhDewwSoks4
you can it call old school, you can call it dated
i ain't messing you around it's underrated
>>79525346
I like things to be different when I go to new places
the Irish are pretty much us, especially in Dublin
>>79525380
What if it's a lady's bum?
Never been to Ireland though it is my ancestral homeland
>>79525459
why not a fanny?
listening to lostprophets lmao
>>79525501
fanny is a bum
genuinely considered becoming a Carmelite friar in Ireland once
haha
>>79525363
so am i cunt
where the FUCK is my medal
One last sad post before i seek the warm refuge of sleep.
my life is miserable lads. all i do is go to work and then come home to shitpost. this is my first year of work and i feel constantly depressed and tired. i haven't done a single thing enjoyable this year, not one trip to the cinema, no holidays, no dates, no friends, nothing.
i'm binge-eating because i starve at work and then end up succumbing to a new found addiction to sweets and fast food (never been particularly inclined towards these before)
i'm sleep deprived because my housemates wake up really early in the morning and it wakes me up.
the worst feeling is that, although i'm in the dream career and i've gotten further ahead than my peers from school. i'm living a miserable life, i'm wasting my youth and i don't know why i'm doing it.
i get sad when i see big houses, or beautiful women or people just going out and doing things and getting good at them. i can't seem to partake in any of that.
night.
>>79525506
kek
>>79525291
literally nothing wrong with /gif/
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1505515632302.webm
>>79525506
'e
>>79525510
foy
>>79524789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQTsZGvVUbs
this is though
>>79525501
Either or.
>>79525510
FOY
>>79525514
cringe
why don't you eat carrots /brit/?
Harry Dean Stanton is dead
>>79524905
what don't you like about them?
>>79525510
fanny is the front bum
I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.
>>79525402
Japanese villages are very comfy
>>79525528
*scans the link*
*moves on without so much as a consideration of clicking it*
>>79525544
I'm allergic to them
>>79525363
so are literally hundreds of thousands, possibly millions of people
>>79525544
I eat more carrots than you could ever comprehend
>>79525514
Sure a lot of people of royal blood in this country if you go back far enough
>>79525533
yeah that's just a remix of a 12 year old riddim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am9SdqJYddU
>>79525563
i think this one is like a cotswolds tourist village but i like old/rural jap more than new/city jap
james corden has a tv program in yankland
>>79525576
But they aren't a prince :p
>>79525550
>it's real this time
just had a fap
could go for a pint right now
>>79525522
It's the worst feel lad, rest easy knowing you're not alone, good night
>>79525550
he did the impossible
>>79525608
thanks for posting
>>79525617
bout to make a cup of te
>>79525630
yeh?
Harry Dean died :(
>>79525635
Yes.
got called a superracist in greggs
>>79525638
shadilay!
https://www.instagram.com/hannimartini/
NORTH KOREA HAS LAUNCHED A NUKE AT TOKYO ESTIMATE IMPACT TIME 2 MINUTES!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJTsgOeBVS4
>>79525601
I love Japanese cities but if I do ultimately settle down there I'll move somewhere like this if possible
business idea: hannah martins fanny on my face
I don't wanna go to uni
>>79525661
hope you've had a nice day
>>79525690
*faint yooooooooooooooooooooooo in the background*
>>79525680
ugly as heck
believe this is what they call a butterface
>>79525708
under age
>>79525704
pretty sure I thought of that a long time ago lad
>>79525614
Fug how
who likes my new single?
>>79525690
they hate it when foreigners try and live there so don't bother, but are warm to tourists
gonna eat a corndog, bibimbap and drink some brandy
>>79525638
Mad lad.
can uni runts piss off back to TSR? /brit/ is for grads only
>>79525686
the yank accent is just awful
Need a female to lick my feet
>>79525735
wish I was 2bh might fit in more
>>79525755
STRONGLY suspect you don't know shit about shit but thanks for the advice
>>79525773
TSR is literally only used by mentally deficient 14 year olds and chronically insecure mediocre 21 year olds who like to try and make the 14 year old retards feel inferior
>>79525686
I bet she's a redneck pretending to be a quirky city girl.
Quit my job today haha (repost from /cum/)
>>79525680
unironically hate normies and their vacuous lifestyle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc2aQeyaYhg
business idea:
run a country
reckon id be pretty good at it, if the results of my NationStates.NET account are anything to go by
>>79525831
much better to waste away in solitude
business idea: run a country into the ground
>>79525755
>he's never seen the last samurai
think the thai girl in the kitchen was sort of into me a bit
Lads I'm bummed out. The fella from that funny electric chair scene from the Green Mile just died. RIP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjCaCY0yEdM
need a jordanian gf
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEW9Yd-qSFU
give it a whirl
>>79525844
I once played nationstates but my country had the highest deathrate in my internet friend group and eventually it was taking too long to stop having everyone die from religious acts of terrorism so I just quit.
>>79525825
*hits the subscribe button*
what job
what are you aiming to do next ?
better job ?
neet it up ?
travel ?
>>79525873
are they called the Teflon brothers because nothing sticks to their rap sheet
>>79525855
gonad plumpf has already trademarked this business idea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfbCLwNlGwU
music
>>79525805
>caring about fitting in
runt mistake
unironically just be yourself
just remember: kids are wrong about literally everything
listening to metal arrangements of Super Hang-On music
>>79525854
I'd be embarrassed to take a picture of a cocktail and upload it to a botnet site like instagram. People who do this are elite-level brainlets
>>79525811
lol they hate foreigners, have you not read anything on Japenese history?
>>79525910
*rubs his ears*
>>79525873
PS: its a good choon but is that seriously the most urban area they could find in Finland?
Doing a Reddit feet wank
>>79524528
No she's an octoroon. One drop theory get this bitch away.
>>79525854
it is if you hate people
>>79525928
you really couldn't do much more to prove that you're talking out your arse at this point
I've lived in Japan and my ex was Japanese, please tell me more about Japan
>>79525946
>One drop
FOY
>>79524540
Fucking welfare scum kys.
Love how the Jews have convinced dumb white people that niggers gibbering to a beat is good.
>I've lived in Japan and my ex was Japanese, please tell me more about Japan
Europe belongs to the Celt and Finns
>>79525929
>>79525931
What do you mean by "urban"?
bit racist
Jews are a myth. They're all Asian.
in 2050 the one drop rule will return but this time it will be white blood
mark my words
if you care about your children you better start diluting this white blood right now
>>79524577
That the working class are not inferior to me and my family and are deserving of our money just for existing is highly inaccurate.
we're all in here
>>79525884
>>79525884
>>79525884
>>79525884
>>79525884
>>79525873
full translation please,
>>79526012
it just looks like a sleepy suburb
not very street innit
>>79526005
thig ar latha perkele satanas
>>79524575
Atrocious wog music have you no shame.
>>79525974
lol I'm imagining your spindly arms now geezer
>>79526068
you just embarrassed yourself, take a nap kid
>>79525895
Accountant
Neet for 3 months then army because FUCK doing anymore taxes or audits
is PUBG worth player if you have no online friends?