/cum/

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Cuckboi janny

Ah yes. A proper thread right on time, after a modest 310 posts. I don't feel as guilty posting in this.
Very good, very good.

based Dane following the rules with an amazing thread. so honored to have him here with us.

>>79523174
rape

>>79523296
westernize

not a fan of denrmark tb h

good

alive

>79524154
>79525456
kys

Trump is not my president

poop

suck my cock dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KLSbCtinXs

more letterkenney

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I AM officially cursing this thread with Aztec magic.

>>79525653
you think you're so fucking funny with a comment like that, don't you?

Wow what a cool little wizard you are.

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>>79527234
i wave this over the thread and its posters.

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>>79527292
That's perejil, dummy. You need special herbs specially picked by old ladies.

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>Don't make me put a spell on you!

>>79527220
Thank you for introducing me to this masterpeice

Also do Canadians really put salt and vinegar on french fries?

>>79527344
h-h-he's fast!!

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>there are racemixers posting in this thread right now

Stop replying to me weeb boi

>>79527378
I'm just tryna smash half Maori half Kazakh chicks desu

*faps to ponies*
hmmm yes yes quite nice my dear

>>79527370
>Also do Canadians really put salt and vinegar on french fries?
yeah that's a common thing here

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>>79527408
Does......does that count as culture?

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@79527392
k.... i was trying to make you laugh but fuck u

NEED a greek gf

>>79527397
Intriguing mix. Willing to share any pictures? Knew a half Korean half Leb girl. She was cute as fuck.

I don't watch a weeb's (you)
Godless heathen

>>79527416
dude fidget spinners lol so cool

I SCREAM IN ECSTASY AS I EAT THE ALFREDO

I SCREAM IN ECSTASY

*screams in ecstasy*

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>>79522745
>>79523174
>>79523352
>>79523435
>>79524154
>>79525456
>>79526828
>>79527376
>>79527402
>>79527417

>>79527452
fuck you buddy

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Fucking Spiccicane is coming for me

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>>79527416
I guess so bud. We don't have any good Canadian cuisine outside of Quebec desu, and quebec cuisine is still shit it's just unique

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>I don't watch a weeb's (you)
>i don't watch

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im pathetic

>>79527493
You guys got kraft dinner and labatts.

What more is needed?

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>>79527468

Wish the janny would ban you for ban evasion you
disgusting weebshit

wish the janny would ban engineers

I masturbated to myself in the mirror

Fucking spy

>>79527542
what kind of engineers?

Would you rather a dink for a nose or a vagina for a mouth?

Why are Jews so deliciously evil?

>>79527557
the engineers in this thread
>>>/k/35169242

>>79527557
>>79527577
woops wrong thread
>>>/k/35167583

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>>79527452
I recognize those flags

Ya get so drunk some nights you piss the bed, but some nights you get so stoned you can't piss at all.

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based

>>79527611
wish that was me tbqhwyfam

>Taking screenshots of /cum/

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>not taking screenshots of /cum/

I WANNA DIE I WANNA DIE I WANNA DIE I WANNA DIE I WANNA DIE

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>he doesnt

>>79527625
Cruz would never stick by his decision

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>posting in /cum/

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>>79527645
I liked you more when you told people to kys. We have enough sadposters.

WHAT IS /CUM/
>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>READAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN

I'm playing Neverwinter Nights and listening to the new Septicflesh album, sipping on my large pepsi from Taco Bell (tm) and shitposting on anonymous image boards and IRC chat networks.

>>79527625
Lyin' Ted would never be this forthright. Sad!

kys you piece of shit loser

don't fucking tell me waht TO DO

HOLY FUCK I NEED A (YOU(

I like this sad era clack hopefully he finally quits posting here and goes AWOL

I WANT GF GIB GF

I am the supreme poster

K Y S

GIB GF PLOX

>>79527692
>PLAYAN
Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle
>WATCHAN
Vinesauce
>LISTENAN
Nothing
>READAN
Nothing
>EATAN
Pizza and Andy Cap's hot fries
>DRINKAN
Blue moon
>FAPPAN
Nothing
>FEELAN
Tipsy

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country roads take me home

>>79527692
Playing UMvC3, listening to Thundercat, reading Zai x 10, eating and drinking nothing because my family doesnt love me, gonna fap to some ryan smiles, and feeling bretty good tonight

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cum has gotten extremely shitty this past week.

>>79527737
/cum/ has always been shitty and that isn't even me just memeing

>>79527751
nice meme

>>79527751
a couple years ago it was okay

I want to move to Oklahoma so I can jump in tornado

>>79527692
>PLAYAN
gonna pop some civ 3 in later
>WATCHAN
top gear
>LISTENAN
some vaporware, what else?
>READAN
architectural treatise
>EATAN
ALFREDO FROM COSTCO YEEE
>DRINKAN
SIP SIP MUTHA FUCKA
>FAPPAN
spats; eng
>FEELAN
kinda full honestly

Wyoming is objectively the best state

clack is cool

>>79527776
*Washington

>>79527791
this

>>79527776
>>79527791
>>79527798
you're stupid and wrong

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not even sure if ill make one friend this term...

god this posting sucks

>>79527805
oregon is fucking dumb

clack is wack

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I wish superman existed
Things would be a lot different

Autistic weebs usually find a difficult time making friends.

>>79527819
sure as god's got sandals it beats fighting guys with treasure trails

>>79527825
shut up you idiot loser

>>79527849
roflmao u grumps for sure

>>79527776
*Maine

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>stating the obvious

i already know asshole

>>79527860
kys brainlet

Alaska > Cuckcadia

>>79527876
rofl no u do it or better yet jump in a forest fire lolol

>interracial cuckolding already cemented into young kids minds
>incest is up next

sis loves me, rick and morty incest, "daddy"

were all fucked

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Colorado? More like DUMBFUCKINGSQUAREO!

>>79527900
kys obsessed faggot

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I'll knock your clock off.

>>79527903
if they wanted to win whites over they should have started with incest then :^)
>>79527910
i kno rite had a dust storm combined with rain yesterday literally mud flying everywhere lmao
>>79527923
rofl do it fgt

I swear to Chekov, I'll cock your clock off.

>>79527847
You do crossfit? You can crossfuck off

I'm going to kick you in the fucking cock, got it?

GIVE ME DEATH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qku2WZ7aRYw

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>>79527949

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I have a big fucking cock

tfw no gf to appreciate my big penis

I WANNA DIE

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>WWWWHHHHHHHHHYYYY CCAAAANTTT I SEEEEE THE SUNSPOTS IN YOUR EYYYYYYEEEEEESSSSS

>>79527977
don't waste your time with a GF just boost your numbers while you're still young bud

>>79527977
a bf would appreciate it

3 inch isn't big you fucking weeb pedo

>>79527990
its really too bad snowing broke up and slow warm death is just boring as fuck

gonna try out this tripfag thing

>>79527611
>he had to get a gook

>North Korea seeks 'equilibrium' with US over nukes

completely reasonable to be honest

>>79528058
here's mine
#kLba!+S$

>>79528025
I hate how nonchalant they are about doing reunion shows, but only in fucking Pennsylvania fuck that state

test

I seen samuel snort a line of fundip on his birthday

LOL. bamboozed by a fellow 'pede.
nice one

I prefer mine 2bh

She's fucken hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc3T0OGa5Ws&t=1s

LOL EPIC

YOU PWNED HIM SO FUNNI AND RANDUM XDDD!!!

How to make friends:

1. Don't be a douche
2. Join a club

>>79528159
>just b ursefl!

lol

got the haircut. stuttered a few times, but I think it was alright.

>>79528159
How to make friends:
1. Drugs
2. Alcohol

>>79528173
excellent advice

>>79528173
>how to make low quality friends

FTFY

How to makes friends
1. don't be from oregon
2. dont watch cartoons

>>79528190
Only high quality friends give you drugs

>>79528173
degenerates being degenerate with other degenerates isn't friendship.

>>79528196
your local drug dealer is not your friend

whoever suggested sonic youth was a good guy

who else is indie alt-rock with punk influences that has positive vibes without being too upbeat

>>79528159
im joining 3 clubs this term...

im really trying.

How to makes friends
1. like my posts
2. show strangers my posts

>>79528216
in ottawa you can buy weed at dispensaries with no hassle, and coke is easier to find than illegal smokes

>>79528225
Too bad your a douche anon

business idea: how to make friends

>>79528259
I think there are apps like tinder on making friends desu

>>79528274
like 4chanx?

honestly can't see someone wanting to be my friend

>>79528274
people from the internet are trash though

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REALLY want to put my penis inside this girl

business Idea: how to manufacture friends

>>79528293
think you were unintentionally rude here anon, better apologize to everyone itt

i dont know how to make friends

>>79528293
everyone is from the internet, retard.

>>79528288
jus b urslf

>>79528293
>>79528285
idk, I met this guy in ottawa from /soc/ who turned out to be a tranny and I hung out with them for like an hour to smoke pot. It was weird as fuck.

I only befriend people uglier than me so I'm always to best looking one in the group

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will there ever be another?

I'm the best poster and I will not be any of your friends

>>79528328
t. freak-show curator

>>79528328
t. has no friends

Hola

tfw no f

Stop watching/posting japanese cartoons if you want friends

>have issue submitting lab assignment
>remember that I saw the TA from that class in a computer lab in building i was working in
>before leaving stop by the lab hes at to tell him the issue since the due date passed
>he gets all worried and asked how I found him

i didnt want to be spooky or anything :(

tfw have permanent frown face that people find intimidating

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>>79528372

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>Stop watching/posting japanese cartoons if you want friends

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>>79528413
>iktf

>>79528413
same
can't even fake a toothy smile so i have no good pictures of me, and everyone thinks i don't like them when in reality i just want 1 (one) friend

>>79528413
just turn yourself upside down so everyone will think you're smiling.

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Stop posting cartoons

>>79528451
this, plus women love aussies

>>79528451
this is not a joking matter kys

Trying really hard to not watch porn, lads

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>Stop posting cartoons

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Post popular foods from your regions /cum/

Some popular foods from my region
>Flipper pie
A meat pie made from seal flipper
>Dulse
Seaweed that is dried on the beach then bagged. It's great
>clambake
A hole is dug in the beach sand (Germans will love this). Into the hole is placed hot coals, then layers of very wet seaweed, then a net containing clams, oysters, mussels, corn, potatoes, and lobsters. Then covered with seaweed. It steams all the food and is great
>clam chowder
Not actually American
>lobsterroll
Nowadays """people""" keep selling large buns stuffed with lettuce, mayonnaise, diced celery, and lobster and calling it a lobsterroll. A true lobster roll is a grilled split-top bun and warm lobster meat, nothing else.
>Donair
In the 1960s a Greek family brought döner kebab to Atlantic Canada but it wasn't popular so they westernised it. Spicy beef instead of lamb and a sauce made of vinegar, sugar, and canned milk instead of tzatziki sauce. It became a huge hit and is spreading across Canada and the USA now
>poutine-râpée
A potato and usually pork dumpling, made by the Acadians. It's what Cajuns cook when you take away their seasonings
>fiddleheads
A local delicacy, sold only roadside. They are available for a very brief season and every local family has a secret fiddlehead spot somewhere in the woods. Usually steamed and served with vinegar

Does somebody wants to be my friend

>>79528467
>kys

no wonder you can't make friends.

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>Stop making fun of my japanese cartoons!

>>79528504
what are your interests/hobbies

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>Stop making fun of my japanese cartoons!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md1YXCAYUwQ&t=1350s

TWISTED

canadians are cute

I bet """dane""" has no friends that's why he's on here all the time

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>>79528574

>>79528574
thats mean

>>79528574
Its true

*blushes at mexico*

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>>79528443
take photos further aware from your face. holding the camera too near really skews your features and makes you look like a gub gub snail man

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i have no friends that's why im here all the time.

well i've been here less because i have to have no friends and go to school.

>>79528574
i bet you're projecting and pretending not to be denmark

and how many world heritage sites does eyour country have

This is the worst thing i've ever heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDIBywtetpE

>>79528626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5FUpxmMOS4

*befriends with Ryan, Dane, and Cara*

>>79528626
i did that video

>>79528669
I'm going to tell Viper to take that video down I talk to him all the time on twatter.
>>79528673
Wouldn't put it past you weebfag

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>>79528670

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Daily Responsibilities:
• Manage all demand and billing for our Cloud Platform including AWS, Azure, Bluemix, PCF etc..
• Prepare reports on usage and optimize of cost
• Work with Senior Director, Global Cloud Operations to design billing strategy

• Automation of billing reports, provide dashboards and insights on billing • Process invoices, resolve billing issues • Forecast demand and set up accounts, onboarding of teams to cloud platform • Act as SME for all billing and demand inquiries on our Cloud Platform • Other ad hoc requests as needed Certifications: AWS Certifications, Cloud Certifications, Automation, Financial Knowledge Program/technology/software knowledge essential for this role: AWS, Azure, Bluemix, PCF, Public Cloud, Billing systems, Automations, scriptings, Macros, dashboard builder Must Have Skills: Public cloud billing, Pricing Strategy, Charge Back model Nice to Have Skills: • AWS Certifications, Cloud Certifications, Automation, Financial Knowledge

>Soft Skills:
>• Excellent communication skills

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really makes me think

slowing music down > speeding music up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcZgz04vHcA

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>I don't label my axises

>>79528686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xnrQIRuei8

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going to bed boys
enjoy my thread

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>axises

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>>79528723

>>79528723
good night new friend

>>79528723
would rather enjoy your bed ;)

How to I get in contact with John Galm to take down that nightcore video.
>>79528710
Fucking Viper I need to quit dming him.
>>79528723
Don't come back not even for lurk purposes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=124C4u2Edao

unironically isn't so bad

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>unironically isn't so bad

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>>79528723
I hope the bullying didn't hurt your feelings

>>79528723
I'm going to bully you HARD tomorrow nerd

Bullying makes you strong fag.

@79528822
comparatively. it proves it would work as a pop punk song, it's just impossible to speed up a track two times and make it listenable without pitch shifting

*peeks at /cum/ and sees that canada's going to bully me tomorrow*

>it's another "browse /ck/ while starving until i find something appetizing to order" episode

Mineral is better though

>>79528864
>tfw there's a really good Chinese place that I default to when I can't think of something to eat

>ordering food

manchildren

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Had some roast duck today from local chinese place

Who knew duck would taste so much better than chicken?

>cooking
What are you gay?

>>79528891
it's friday

knapsack is prob my favorite emo band to bedesu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIR36c58a_4

and I have impeccable taste

Beef > Chicken > Pork > Duck > Lamb >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fish

>>79528864
I always watch food wishes or hot ones on YouTube when I'm hungry and deciding what to eat

no asian hates fish

>>79528927
thanks Siri

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@79528945

Feels good being able to utter the words "my girlfriend" in real life

/h/ is the only good board in hispachan

>>79528988
CHI

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>>79528964
ur welcum sweetheart ;)

I prefer emo revival, because how much 90s emo is fucking trash and I don't want to have to filter through the shit.
Fish is terrible tired of it.

tfw no asian gf

>>79528988
CA

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>hispachan

>>79528988
>>79528996
>>79529011
I'm from southern California and I hate Chicanos and Mexicans alike. They are harder to spot in a crowd than blacks because their skin isn't as dark. I hate their stupid language and I hate their stupid smell. I hate their fucking XXL LOS DOYERS baseball jerseys and their nasally voices. They think that because tacos are delicious they rule our streets. They give birth to a half dozen chiclet-selling little beaners that think they are hardcore but they are really just manlets who will end up just picking my strawberries and selling them outside of Trader Joe's. "BUT MUH HARD WORK" fuck off Jose, coming around my white neighborhood every Saturday morning for our garage sale furniture so you can drive it back to cartel land and sell it is not hard work. You're a virus that needs to be annihilated and Baja California is rightful Californian clay. There will be a Maginot Line of In n' Outs from Redding to Cabo San Lucas within the decade, I swear to god. The only thing you're good for is getting into gang wars with the blacks so at least we kill two rats with one stone. Oh, you're wondering why I didn't say two birds with one stone? That's because you don't deserve to be a bird. You don't belong in the skies, but in fact the sewers. The skies are a god-given right of true, white Americans. So enjoy your time here while you can, Jose. Make sure you say an extra Hail Mary every night because you'll need it.

>>79528988
NO

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Feels good being able to utter the words "my ex-girlfriend" in real life

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>>79527315

>>79529007
Obviously you're not white

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>>79528996
>>79529011
>>79529026
But I'm anglo

I live on the BEAST COAST and guess what faggot? We'd fuck you alive if you ever came here.

>>79529023
Pls annex

>>79529069
>We'd fuck you alive

bit gay

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Feels good being able to utter the words "my cousin that I am sexually involved with" in real life

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why do i like asians that have dyed hair?

the two girls i've mega crushed on were both asian with dyed hair.

>>79529115
because only whores dye their hair

Because you're a mouth breather who can't talk to real women so you settle with zipperheads

>>79529115
Obsessive need to be white. Bit cute desu

soy chicano, hombre

God why am I so mean on cum today

>>79529115
t. advanced yellow fever

>>79529160
you should apologize to the dane

just pooped, ask me anything and maybe i will answer.

>>79529216
do you think you could take a dick up your ass the size of your poop

>>79529160
Embrace the rudeness this general needs more of us
>>79529216
Why are you poor?

>>79529216
why does mexican food induce instant diarrhea?

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reporting for duty m'emperor

>>79529233
because ur a faget
>>79529228
im not though, i have a gf
>>79529226
maybe

>>79529216
how do i get a cute mexican gf

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>>79529255
>i have a gf

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>im not though, i have a gf
Cartoon waifus don't count.

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am i the only one who thinks jesus has a huge cock in this painting?
I know it's supposed to be his leg but i cannot unsee a huge dick

>>79529312
do you want to be filled by the holy spirit?

>>79529312
gave me a hearty kek

I love when celebrities are fucking weirdos in real life like Quentin Tarantino and Tom Cruise. They have to be legit weirdos though, not forced like Kanye West and Lady Gaga

>>79529331
what about grems

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>Cartoon waifus don't count.

>>79529354
who in the fuck is grems

The decadence in this thread is disgusting. Hope you're all prepared for eternal damnation.

Honestly I'd suck a dick

pumnpkin spice
so nice

>>79529416
are you cute

penis

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>The decadence in this thread is disgusting. Hope you're all prepared for eternal damnation.

>>79529416
how many at once

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>>79529428
*sigh* sadly I am not a cute Asian girl

B-but if you're an Asian with a BAC I can pretend to be a girl

Vaping and fedoras also get you a 1 way ticket to hell Pablo.
You can't fedora post about the Lord

アイドーライコー サム モー カウフィ

that's miguelillo to you gringo

>>79529312
Ah goddamit

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>>79529468
>Vaping and fedoras also get you a 1 way ticket to hell Pablo.
>You can't fedora post about the Lord

>>79529488
ae s th i c c

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>>79529488

redpill me

at this point, laziness is just too ingrained into my psyche so much that I'll never be a good employee

>>79529528
Niggers=Bad

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>>79529528
Hell is real and you are heading straight for it if you don't change your ways. Oh and if your Catholic you go to hell

>>79529312
jesus is very riatudoed :v

>>79529528
i can't

>>79529547
[Fe]Unironically this[/Fe]

>>79529528
Racemixing is good

300

need a nice sounding woman
https://youtu.be/crqkkXCGMyk

>>79529464
are you at least a cute girl(male) (no homo)

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>>79529613
Btfo

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>>79529828
Autism