GOD of /cum/ edition
this is also early, retard
/our queen/
>>79522734
Taylor Swift is a rake and a hack
>>79522783
Literally who?
>>79522814
some british goblin
>literally who?
>some british goblin
crypto coins? no thanks. i invest in guns and ammo.
>>79522774
What u gonna do it about it
in what way is this political? I want to know so I don't make the same mistake janny
>>79522890
make the first post to humiliate and insult you
>>79522734
Which Chaos God would be the best to make a pact with?
behead threadsplitters
>>79522905
Machete grabbing janny is mad and also a full time cuck
>>79522917
;-;
>>79522854
>can't buy guns and ammo
>can invest in the greatest skeleton of a generation
>>79522905
>current events
don't be retarded
>>79522920
Gee willickers, I get to suffer a myriad of diseases, become insane with autistic infatuations for perfection, get my dick turned into dust for progress, or go plain mad.
Choices, choices, choices.
>>79522943
No... BEHEAD EARLY POSTERS
What's so fucking difficult in waititng till it reaches 310?
really? are people really this autistic?
nothing is making this flu go away
>>79522965
so you literally cannot mention anything that happens outside of 4chan?
>>79522905
They consider all news stories political
make sure to make a new thread and not use the danes in 300 posts
>>79522986
try a penis
*makes a post to make you angsty*
NEED a cute Danish gf, please giv
>>79523014
>>79522998
Most of the time, they don't care. You just had bad luck.
>>79523000
ban me janny i dont give a frig
the gf
>>79523035
>you will never watch the moon landing live on TV, then step outside and look up at the stars while sputnik buzzes by thousands of miles overhead
>>79523091
Post more bebis
>tfw no friends
the gf
>>79523097
It was kind of neat seeing a bunch of satellites during the eclipse.
the gf
>>79523127
>>79523091
H-hallo, hvordan har du det?
>born too late to explore the earth
>born too early to explore the universe
>born just in time to explore recreational drugs
what a time to be alive
Why do space missions take so long to be approved? Manned space mission to Mars when fucking when?
>>born just in time to explore recreational drugs
how do shadows stay on the moon if theres no gravity?
>to Mars when fucking when?
>when fucking when?
Really hope corporations and governments don't ruin space exploration so we can live the space cowboy dream.
>>79523243
They're weighed down by heavy feels
>>79523270
i'll be your cowboy sweetie
>>79523171
>>79523205
they have to do a secret practice mission, when it goes well they do a regular mission
>>79523270
You're gonna carry that weight
Spherecucks don't belong on /cum/.
>>79523310
shall be saving this one
>>79523217
Recently tried marijuana. It's legal here next July so I wanted to try it before that. It's okay, I still prefer liquor
>>79523353
>>79523310
>Recently tried marijuana
I've wrangled, and I've rambled, and I've rodeoed around
I've never once thought of settling down
But darlin', the moment I laid eyes on you
I knew my ramblin' days were through
Made up my mind a long time ago
When the right man came along, somehow I'd know
Heart as true, eyes as blue, and his smile as wide
As a western sky
Let's ride into the sunset together
Stirrup to stirrup, side by side
When the day is through, I'll be here with you
Into the sunset we will ride
Yodelayheeeeeeoooo
Yodelayheeeeeeoooo
Yodelayheee Yodelayheee Yodelayheee
>Recently tried marijuana.
>>79523170
GOOD LORD ABOVE THING ABOUT HOW THAT FEELS ON THE HEAD
>>79523429
A small amount of personal use here only incurs a small ticket and that's virtually never enforced.
Why are we using this shitty early version when denmark's is so much better?
Non-usa people:
>you're offered the chance to go back to age 14, and live life in USA
Do you do it? USAmericans, same applies, but in mexico.
I wouldn't do it, not because I hate mexico, but high school wasn't that fun, and I might not understand Mexican social norms/cultures making me an outcast.
i would be okay with but not actively supportive of recreational marijuana legalization but i do not support medical marijuana and i believe its advocates are a menace to society
>>79523531
No, USA sucks.
>>79523531
Yes, in a heartbeat
>>79523429
drug users are a scourge on society
their irresponsibility causes many of the problems that sap the strengths of the people
>>79523572
lol canacuck can't handle school shootings.
does this happen in canada?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fablzPZTJiw
>>79523583
To make up for past mistakes, or to know what it's like to grow up in the US?
>>79523690
A E S T H E T I C
>>79523531
I would not, USA is okay but Canada is better in almost every way. I would probably take USA over any other country though.
>>79523666
Both
where would I get started if I wanted to become a /k/ fag
>>79523610
Yes, we also have dancing black people
is this the active /cum/
>>79523778
What are your interests in guns?
>collecting
>investment
>skeet & target
>defence
>hunting
gonna get my haircut. pray for me.
>>79523078
very bad post
>>79523730
>posts USAgdp.jpg
heh stupid canadian
>>79523610
had to make sure this wasn't Reno 911
>there are Greeks who unironically think they're the shit because of stuff that happened thousands of years ago
Does anyone else just hate people like this? Like they just result to past stuff to prove they're country is better? I think it's really pathetic desu
hunting & investment
so, what brand of fast food is /cum/ eating on this fast food friday night?
http://forward.com/schmooze/159051/a-jew-in-maos-china/
>>79523610
SPOOK STREET
>>79523886
literally WE WUZ
>>79523876
I should rewatch that sometime
>>79523912
Chick FilA bud
>>79523819
collecting, defence though that is when I can actually afford to buy guns
>>79523912
two crunchwrap supremes and one large pepsi from taco bell
>>79523900
not sure how I managed to not reply
>>79523819
>>79523987
hunting what
https://twitter.com/norahodonnell/status/908668752174206976
>>79523944
thought the same thing when I typed my comment.
surprised it's not talked about more.
>>79523900
For investment you will need to talk to antiques dealers and sellers at gun shows. There is also some periodical literature
For hunting a local rod & gun club is best but you can learn a lot on hunting forums and your state's DNR (or whatever it's called in your state, the agency in charge of fish and wildlife) website. Also, when you take your hunter's education course you will meet other beginners and can ask your instructor a lot of important questions.
Hunting firearms are simple though, you only need a couple of versatile guns and you can hunt everything in North America.
>everything they said about atlantic canada is true
had to see it too believe it
>>79524079
awesome, thanks man
>we'll get to see Brady turn into a frail old man as he withers on the field for all our teams to beat him
excited
>>79523948
You'll need help from an American for that. Handguns aren't popular here, magazines are limited to 5, and most Canadian gun owners are Fudds.
QT arab girl is gonna be at the same bar as me after shutting me down for lunch today
>>79524091
Whereabouts were you and what do they say that's true?
need to put my penis in a vagina desu
Which one of Obama's daughter's do you think he promised to the jews as his blood price?
>>79524105
Good luck
TOO MANY CANADIANS POSTING IN THIS THREAD
>>79524213
The one you never saw.
>>79524213
this is a extremely strange post even by /cum/ standards
>>79523948
get an AR
>>79524213
All of them hopefully
>>79524129
It will be like Peyton Manning, they will just build a great team around his elderly body's strengths and weaknesses and then he will be forced to retire after winning yet another superbowl.
>>79523948
Springfield xds 9mm my man
>>79524313
>>79524256
The AR platform is great. It's fun, highly customisable, and good for a wide range of activities, but the laws for an AR in Canada make it pointless to own one. If I was a yank it's the first thing I would buy though
finna go to bed
gnight, buds
*browses /mlp/*
>finna
>>79524371
Go to shleep nibba
*fishes for (you)'s*
should I play Pokemon Insurgence or Xcom 2
*enters the thread*
>>79524491
Have you met me yet?
>>79524491
*gropes your breast through your collared button shirt*
*sharts*
>>79524371
>going to sleep at 6:32 pm on a friday night
lol fag
*vomits*
>>79524536
*SNNIIIIFFFFFF*
ah yes, that is it
>>79524445
(ʸᵒᵘ)
It's a small one, better throw it back
*s-stop*
>>79524402
Ayo what's wrong with saying finna
>>79524532
Do the collars button down or not?
(ʸᵒᵘ)
>tfw dropped out of uni for the 3rd time
who else here is / a fucking failure /
>>79524672
I'm really dumb yeah
>>79524576
cute reply
>>79524672
consider trade school
>>79524672
won't be dropping out of uni but will probably have to drop one of my classes this semester
again
I'm gonna graduate eventually I promise
I wish I had the discipline, parental support, and money to study something really pretentious and useless at a prestigious school, just for the sake of appearing scholarly. I want a PhD in Classical Languages and Literature from Cambridge
>>79524672
I should have dropped out
>>79524672
me also I study music and can't remember what I had for breakfast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8DWWxGxOEc
>>79524812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5Fgp-KihIA
>>79524818
>seeing some anon on /metal/ get more far than I ever have with a girl met through technological means
I don't have metal for this feel
>>79524818
>That areola
janny wont like this
>>79524818
whale
>>79524818
big nips
she's fat
>>79524920
announcing your reports is also against the rules
I may or may not report your post
>>79524818
blimey what a hambeast
/cum/ anarchy when
nothing wrong in having big nips
>>79524943
snitch ass bitch
the seal hunt isn't that bad.
I called a brown haired girl a nigger today
>>79525023
is that vapeman?
>>79525061
Good good
How'd she respond?
>>79525079
just looked at me weird and couldn't respond properly like the low IQ shemonkey she was
>>79524902
She's not that skinny but she's not that fat either. I ain't going to complain
>>79525143
fuccin' epic post, bro
>>79525143
Was she actually a nigger
Moved into a two bedroom house but it's just me and my girlfriend.
Should we get a roommate for the second room? Know someone who would want it.
fuccin' BRAINLET engineers
>>79525217
>brown hair
obviously
i talked to a black dude yesterday and he said he was from guadalupe
and some dude said "man ive been go quebec"
i told hat dude was an idiot that quebec was in canada and he got upset with me
wtf
>>79525253
Quebec is not canada
>>79525253
>calling a stranger an idiot
>surprised when he got upset
wow you really do have autism
Don't your feet get cold in the winter time?
The sky won't snow and the sun won't shine
It's hard to tell the night time from the day
You're losin' all your highs and lows
Ain't it funny how the feeling goes away?
>>79525253
>calls someone an idiot
>gets upset
>wtf?!
>>79525277
Anglo-"Canadians" are not Canadians
>>79525277
The south will rise again
I don't watch fighting sports because I feel bad for people getting hurt
absolutely disgusted the d*ne stole my post
>>79525253
>>79525301
>>79525293
Why do you brown haired niggers feel the need to namefag, tripfag and proxy memeflag like this is some sort of forum anime reddit chatroom?
>>79525277
then stay the fuck out of Ottawa. Every time I encounter a shitty driver I don't even need to see the license plate to know it's a frenchie
>>79525283
>>79525301
i said it in a friendly way.
I don't watch sports because I'm not a subhuman
>>79525330
You're replying to a Torontonian.
>>79525347
>i said it in a friendly way.
i unironically think you didn't
moving back to uni tomorrow morning
:///:::::////
>>79525220
Please respond
>he's an undergraduate
L M A O
>>79525369
Ok i may have exaggerated my history a little bit, i didnt call him an idiot and he didnt get upset.
>>79525377
don't care
>>79525401
law students are undergraduates
If wars were movies will ww2 be the best sequel of all time?
>>79525220
if it's good supplementary income then why not? so long as it's a single female.
>tripfag
>doesn't use tripflags
don't reply to me
>>79525422
You're not a law student until you're in law school.
>>79525220
Advertise on normiebook? let me in there i am a good lay and also a semi-decent cook when inspired
>>79525455
I started 2 weeks ago bud
hey
How many of you are niggers?
>>79525468
I already know a couple people who would want the room desu/
>>79525494
Then you're not an undergrad.
>>79525516
we don't use that word here.
>>79525516
This >>79525531 GTFO
>>79525531
Which word
>tfw eating a microwave dinner that has ribs
this was a mistake
>>79525519
>Then you're not an undergrad.
Technically a JD (formerly LLB) is an undergraduate degree, because I could carry on to get an LLM and then an PHD in law. When I was admitted the letter was from undergraduate admissions etc. most Law schools in North America won't accept you without an undergraduate degree though.
quit my job haha
>niggers
>>79525516
75% Eastern European on 23andme and my paternal haplogroup is N1c1a, so me.
>>79525580
Alright then. I'm in no position to argue that since I'm not in law school. Might go to law school though
>law student
>>79525561
the n word
>79525631 (You)
Neptunia?
>>79525624
do it up, hardest part is getting in they say but we already have a lot of fucking work on week 2
>>79525631
N word?
>>79525561
"H*w"
did you know mexicans eat ant larvae tacos
>>79525655
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJA
>>79525662
its noire, its the equivalent of Yahweh
*instigates a fight between canada and U.S*
WORLD STAAAR WORLD STAAAAR
>>79525701
be my gf
>>79525701
im not alone!! im hangin out with all my internet friends
>>79525701
im sick
fucking dead lmao
>>79525701
it's only 7pm bud
>>79526014
dead DIS
*zips out dick*
>>79525655
dubscat strikes again
the solution to all of your problems is N word, not out word.
>>79526047
it's so small
>>79526014
>>79525701
I'm gonna be doing shrooms with a couple of qts in like a week or so
>>79526214
really wanted to plant my flag in the sand but qt iraqi girl isn't coming out tonight.
>>79526230
when you're on shrooms get a girl naked, it's so fucking cool looking at a naked chick on a trip
Always the fat bitch in the suv who makes huge orders in the drive thru and I get stuck waiting for 15 minutes
>>79526319
stop eating fast food tubby
>>79526348
How long did it take to generate that?
>>79526374
3 hours
evens Dawn of the Dead
odds 28 Days Later
Friday night /cum/ is consistently cancerous, makes sense if you think about it.
>>79526502
it's because of the normies
>>79526456
I've watched 28 days later
>>79526540
was it any good? I suppose I'll watch it after DoTD
debating whether to make a meal or just heat up a costco meal
If you can't recognize this actor DO NOT claim to be latinx.
YOU'RE MY MISSISSIPPI PRINCESS
YOU'RE MY CALIFORNIA QUEEN
LIKE THE DUCHESS OF DETROIT AND EVERY CITY IN BETWEEN
>>79526657
>even having costo meals on hand
why tho?
Pray for world peace
going to masturbate later
that feel when your life isn't a magical girl anime
>>79526736
because i eat them, what kind of stupid question is that? are you retarded?
>florida
yup retarded
>>79526763
>>79526768
Good posts
>>79526775
>>79526777
>eating garbage
>denver
typical
>>79526777
do you feel remorse?
>>79526768
beb!
>>79526796
>tfw not even a native of denver
the ruse is complete
>>79526812
florida had a tough life
*posts anti-semitically*
>>79526790
>>79526825
why did you abort your son?
>>79526826
>>79526825
ha! i'm not from florida either
it's always easy to get newfags to fall for hyperbait
>>79526837
he probs deserved it
>>79526863
gotchu fgt rekt hard
>>79526590
Yeah, it's alright. Nice flick to watch on a /comfy/ night.
*yells at woman trying to bury her brother
>tfw accurate representation of stereotypes about your own culture
>>79526885
hmm yes I am also a fan of Greek tragedies
pls be nice with other people
*insults you*
Frosty nipples on my dick, bitch what are you going to do about it? I got a pop's sicle down my throat so go suck a dick faggot. Niggers be blacker then the night sky, know what I'm saying?
>>79526923
>tfw i'm white so i have no culture to be stereotyped
hahaha one step ahead of those damned kikes and apes!
>tfw no evil gf
*ejaculates out window*
>tfw no Arab gf
has canada ever made a tv show besides trailer park boys
I sexually identify as a praying mantis. Art thou not the holy one that suckles on thy cock?
>>79526999
Letterkenney
It's like Ontario trailer park boys
>>79526979
Horrible feel
>So you actually stayed in on a Friday night anon? What did you do at home that was better than going out?
>>79526999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozDDYcyrCNE
>>79527012
That sounds bad. Nothing against Ontario but from what I've been told it's just like the American midwest
*screams at indians walking under my window*
heh, better go check on the oven
when will we reach apex WASP flight
i saw a couple making out outside of a bar
jelly
this thread is absolute garbage
also gib gf
He'll be fine.
>>79527043
it's about rural Ontario
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4DwyMAC4YM
It's fucking funny
*grabs your arm above your elbow*
*kisses you*
>>79527026
I was to busy calling my sister a bad boy.
>>79527054
Stone them
>>79526999
Corner Gas
what's his fucking problem
>>79527026
The soft tingle of Bengel in my balls
>>79527070
>What's up with that body hair you look like a 12 year old dutch girl
Why do flyovers eat human feces for dinner?
>>79527070
Jesus christ
>it's a hard life pickin stones and pullin teats but sure as gods got sandals it beats fightin dudes with treasure trails
what's his fucking problem
>>79527155
love pink
simple as
>come home
>no food left for me
>even after I wasted my afternoon cleaning the house
sometimes I just want to run away
Received an unfiltered, but unwanted (you)
>>79522745
>>79522745
>>79522745
>>79522745
there's an already made thread here
plz use it
>>79527185
fuck u
>>79527070
>I could watch kids fall off bikes all day. I don't give a shit about your kid
307
mmmm alfredo fresh from the oven, delish
310 :^)