ITT: /int/ in 1994

Yay I'm 4yo! Can't really remember shit, so I guess I had a good time.

Holy shit, real estate bonds sure are great.

Yugo go home!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v67LpSz6Ck

Fuck this gay reddit larp thread

>>79520105
My parents got married.

*isn't born yet*

Literally nothing has changed in the UK since 1994, except house prices are really high now.

give food pls
will make pirate VHS of Schwarzenegger films for food

I just taped the new Seinfeld the other night, didn't get around to watching it yet.

The font fits my memories perfectly.
The local congregation helped our family out a lot with clothes and stuff, so we frequented their services.
I especially remember feeling uneasy looking at the inside of the dome and how in the evening us sunday schoolers would try to climb up to the spoooky attic with no lights on before storming back down screaming.
Also at the time a lot of foreign aid came to our newly independent churches, so we met a norwegian family of helpers, whom I became penpals with.

Oh, sorry about the personal blog.

>>79520369
>Literally nothing has changed in the UK since 1994, except house prices are really high now

Oasis isn't a thing anymore. That's a considerable improvement.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9yGNVk0Two

4 more years until I'm born lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-ZTeYa0zKc

>>79521363
Around ten years ago there was a running joke in the russian segment of the internet about a kid with a laughable nickname like ~~DaRk_StAlKeR_1998~~ being extremely obnoxious in his own stupidity. It was funny because it would mean that the kid behind that nick would be around 9 years old.
And know it's not funny any more.

*places large bag in the corner and leaves quickly*

IMPEACH CLINTON

>>79520369
>nothing has changed in the UK since 1994
I don't think so.
I visited UK first time in 1994.
and I fell in love with UK.
I visited UK this year again.
I'm crying…
t.teaboo

>>79520897
the baltics where so poor they needed foreign help? hope ya'll are okay now!

Oh man, that new Simpsons the other night was gut-busting. I guess they'll probably end the show in another 2-3 seasons.

>m-mommy I pooped my pants

well shoot, I can't even recall what it's like to have a safe world without rampant Islamic terrorism and sjw malarkey

I miss the 90s, you can have the 21st century

It's the end of history and the world is finally safe for democracy guys

>>79522849
>I can't even recall what it's like
>I miss the 90s
mutually exclusive statements

>>79522949

it's perfectly understandable to someone that isn't a foreigner

>>79520105
Our school "banned" any talk of Doom.
That of course made us like the game even more.

>>79520369
you could have been mistaken for a European country in 1994

>>79523068

I never played doom or any computer games in this time, I was out of doors with friends when not in school, playing with army men, lego, and micro machines.

build fortifications out of sand and throw rocks at each other's bases basically

>>79522849
>I can't even recall what it's like to have a safe world without rampant Islamic terrorism and sjw malarkey
I think the right word if "comfy".

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Hella, this website is so fly!

>>79523188
I played vidya and did judo and gymnastics.

94?
I was thirty seven!
You kids don't even know!

ah i fucking hate those russians

>>79523546

I can't tell if you're telling the truth, then again I did run into someone claiming to be 54 in a vidya game the other day

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fug does it hurt to be born, i'm due next year

>>79523098
Yeh back then, the term "refugee" meant someone from the Balkans.

>>79522849
>SJWs didn't exist in 1994
Oh oh oh are you wrong.

>>79523546
I was 10. Get off my lawn kid!

I wonder when Metallica are coming out with a new album? It's been three years now.

>>79523825
Hopefully never. Everything after Black has been mostly garbage.

>>79520369

Dude...

Ethnics & Costa coffee are everywhere, all the blokes look like benders, everyone's even fucking fatter, the Bill's not on anymore, the music's all shit...

>>79523793

well excuse me mr. Californian, but it really wasn't everywhere like it is in this country today, you can't but run into it the instant you do something as simple as turn on the radio

>>79523901
Oh, and Princess Di is no longer with us.

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>>79523952

She will live on forever in our hearts

>>79523825
I hope they get back to hardcore thrash when the next one comes out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCFOlQxW220

>>79524081

how sad to bald so early

>>79523825
Ah, fuck those sellouts. Pantera are laying down the realness now. \m/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCFOlQxW220

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS_QgQxlNJ0

Aw man, I miss when rock was fun. All the bands out now are just whiny bullshit about being a junkie and how bad you smell.

FUCK YOU MENEM, YOU FUCKING JEW

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>>79524429

Lad gets to smash this every night, don't feel too bad for him.

Just unboxed a new 486 PC with eight fucking megabytes of memory. Feel the horsepower...

>>79522849
>90s
>safe
what about all those genocides and civil wars?

>>79525319
My first was 386.
Had to use memmaker, boot disks and shit to get some games to play.

>>79522765
We've come a long way!

>>79525407
but you are still poor

>>79525319

my monitor blew up, time to buy a new computer! :D

>>79525367

they weren't happening in America, wasn't that Africa and the Balkans? isn't that business as usual for those peoples?

>>79525427

Estonia is far and above the rest of the Baltics, you really can't call them poor if you cross the border and take a look.

>>79525508
Oklahoma city bombing happend in burgerland.

>>79525542

eh, there's always a nutjob, in the 20s some guy went up blew up a school with mining dynamite because he didn't like his property taxes

>>79520105
I was born in 1994.

>>79525319
Hey, anyone know a BBS where I can pirate Ultima VIII?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI-DRbf_AZk

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Wow, I sure love this Chinese cartoon!
My friends would sure love to see this stuff!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1MEA_TyL2M

>>79520105
>hey, sovok is done for, we're about to be free and wealthy
>industry screws up because it's cheaper and easier to sell the machinery and invest into import of goods
>prices go sky high
>the only sensible group in government is suppressed by tank fire
Guys, it wasn't worth it

Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to Kigali tomorrow.

>>79526115
Gorbachev doing fast food commercials. Women selling themselves for pennies. Bootleg Megadeth cassettes. Good times. :^)

>>79524555
>Pantera
Whoawhoawhoa slow down and drop that moonshine jug, Cletus.

I can't wait to be born in 2 years!

wow I can actually afford a house with my middle class salary

*does get born until after another 3 years*

Boris Yeltsin made the right choice in bombing and storming the Supreme Soviet of Russia. He should have killed Alexander Rutskoy
and Ruslan Khasbulatov fucking Commies trying to stop Russia from being a Democratic Capitalist Nation. Trust me, Russia is going to have a bright future ahead.

>>79526525
1996 babies unite

>>79523901
you were already fat gay pakis, way before 1994, in fact as long as history can remember the british were always fat gay pakis

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>>79522416
>being this assmad

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>>79526115

>>79520105
Hey i just started existing

>>79520105
I was born in 1999

duuuuuuuuude

OH GOD, ACE OF BASE SUCKS

I'm 12 years old, 178cm tall and I have a deep manly voice.

I look like a fucking nerd though.

>>79527337
t. BBC executive

>>79527509
Joke is not over yet. The West started believing it's own propaganda and is killing itself with it now.

>>79528990

that makes me happy

At least Clinton will be out of there in January '97. Can't wait for it.

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Welp...

>>79522849
There wasn't any SJW malarkey until like 3 or 4 years ago, though. If you can't remember a world before that then you must have a really bad memory.

Also, have you forgotten how PC the 90s were?

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>>79529304
>Also, have you forgotten how PC the 90s were?
Oh yeah.

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Hey, big guy. Can I sing you a song of holiday cheer?

>>79520105
Life is boring with nothing to do. If only we could communicate with distant people with similar interests through a computer...

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>>79529575
You can, silly. It's called Usenet. :^)

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We won Shitaly.
Haha

>>79529704
Yeah if I'm a fucking neckbeard and I want to spend many, many hours setting up my 486 PC.

I was 4 years old on 1994
Also it was better because there was no the threat from muslims and r*ssian pigs.

>>79529799
>Also it was better because there was no the threat from muslims
*cough*Chechnya*cough*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6axU4mCC450

>>79521953
that's pretty funny

>>79529704
>expecting that a child could do it alone, even if he knew (and he didn't)

>>79530003
>tfw you can't go to one Hole video on Youtube without 200,000 comments like "Fuck you bitch, you killed Kurt!"

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think Marvel will ever make a decent movie?

>>79526066
Ewww, Shannen Doherty is old and fat now.

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can't wait for the next Nirvana album

Holy shit this black metal thing is so cool!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywL6hMxtMhA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Van5Gv6lbY4

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It's happening.

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best game ever

>>79520105
You always think the 90s were better times but the truth is you just miss the good parts of it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWkMhCLkVOg

>>79531532
>you just miss the good parts of it
That's always the case for missing the recent past, isn't it?

*births

>>79529389
Is the cripple or the roller-dyke called wheels?

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so we're hosting the "world cup"? is that a big deal?

>>79531939
The cripple.

>>79531413
That was 1993, not 94, you stupid...

It's been 85 fucking years since the Cubs won the World Series. I bet we'll do it this fall alright.

Anyone catch the new SWAT Kats?

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>>79533926
>'94 World Series

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>tfw you don't live in the Balkans or Russia

Fuck off underages

Who /Lillehammer/ here?

I guess I know how to walk at this point.

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u mad canucks?