the face of arrogance

>>79513345
We are superior.

>>79514493
in arrogance

we are superior

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>>79515207
in arrogance

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>>79513345
The true face of arrogance

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We really are superior tho
I don't get why this is so hard for other countries to accept, truly we don't mean to offend it's just the way it is

Repeat after me:
chocolatine

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>>79515832

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>>79515832
>>79515877

This isn't a coincidence

>>79515877
>>79515914
makes you think

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>>79515877
>>79515914

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How much the french people feel similar to the italians?

>>79516070
quite similar but I'm from the south
doubt a blond northerner would feel very close to you

>>79516070
We feel connected to you because of our shared Roman origins, the fact that our accomplishments from the Renaissance are also yours and because a large part of our population descends from Italian immigrants. Southern French people also share many aspects of your culture.
I'd say we feel very connected to you.

>>79516161
>>79516204
So southern france is similar to us and maybe spain while the rest is similar to england?

East is similar to Germany, North is similar to Belgium, West/Centre/Paris are similar to no one

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>>79516374
I like southern france now

>>79516302
North east is germanic, north west celtic.

>>79513345
>coming from an italian
lol?

france is the best country in the world and i want to sex with france land

>>79514493
>>79515207
>>79517080
superior posts

>>79514493
Return Elsass-Lothringen, Nice, Savoie and Perpignan to their rightful owners you dirty n*rman frog

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To be honest, French have every reason to be arrogant.
Their country made great contributions to arts and philosophy, and we learned a lot from them. French used to be the language of elites in Germany

>>79517080
let us reproduce then

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>>79516302
>while the rest is similar to england

What the FUCK did he mean by this

>>79517763
anglo in denial

>>79517763
what is the flag on the right supposed to be

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>France
>superior

No.

>>79517408
Spain, Germany, England, Portugal, The Netherlands and France all did this at some point time though.
Europe shaped the world.

>>79519084
Ah. And Italy.

>>79518945
We are superior though

>>79518857
The Union Jack
Through an artist's eyes, of course

>>79518945
Get a life already jeez.

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>>79515207
>frogs

>>79519839
Yes please, keep posting comics about a war France won sweatie :)

So frenchs do you have a problem with rom*nian immigrants too?

>>79520104
Regular Romanian coming for their studies, job, or just because they like France ? No
Romani """"people""""" ? Yes

>>79519936
>take over a hundred fucking years to repel an invasion from a cunt one tenth your size
>call it a victory
this is your brain on frog drugs

>>79520181
I call it precisely what it is yes, since England didn't reach its goals
Just like we won WW II even though we got invaded and surrendered

>>79513345
Me behind the baguettes

>>79517408
wtf i love germany now

>>79519084
Spain, Portugal and Netherlands made great contributions to philosophy?
Suarez and Spinoza are the only relevant names they left altogether ; the last counting for Netherlands and Portugal

I love it when my natural superiority leads to some controversy

>>79517408
Don't bow down to us
Don't choose Voltaire as the epithome of our contributions

when we compare all the great country we have all the reason to be arrogant, but irl we are not

>>79516204
I'm a SUPERIOR gaul, tho

I am Frank, I am Gaul, I am Roman
I am stubborn, I drink wine, I am the pinnacle of both philosophy and christianity
I sleep in the streets

>>79520181
>find our weakness : bows
>'huuur duuur more than 100 years to defeat a smol kingdom xDDDDDDDD'

Perfidious.

>>79517408
In Ireland too.

>tfw I actually acted like a smug arrogant Frenchman stereotype while I was studying for a semester in America because a girl I was into liked it
>I even worsened my accent on purpose
>others girls were into it, but almost all the guys hated my guts

I'm so sorry. It worked, tho.

>>79520933
based af

>>79520933
>come close to a non-French kewtee
>say "Je t'aime, mon amour" in her ear in a soft breath
>instantly get you shoes soaked because she spilled a torrent from her slit

It happens everytimes, I fucking hate that.

>>79520181
Bows are the weapon of the coward
Fits you well my soulless utilitarian briton mate

As Surcouf replied when a British captive officer challenged him with "You French fight for money while we fight for honour",
"Each of us fights for what he lacks most"

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>french posters

>>79520933
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0lLx4gg9DCZ

From a previous thread

>>79521156
this fucking vocaroo is perfect

>be a cumdumpster for muslim jizz
>claim to be superior

uhh okay..

>>79521217
Don't be sad Steve, your country had quite some fun during a century for a non-country!
Now it's time to let it go.

>>79521156
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0lLx4gg9DCZ
kek very goud may frend ze womyn love le french man

>>79521217
Cringe

>>79513345
pre-revolutionary France was good
post-revolutionary France isn't as good

>>79521394
If you don't see how this change was absolutely necessary for France to remain absolutely the same, you have no idea on the matter

>>79521093
>Bows are the weapon of the coward
Then what are guns?

>>79520933
Can even smell the cheese and overpriced wine an ocean away from this post what the fuck?

>>79521462
What are they indeed

>>79521471
You're beginning to see the light

>>79513345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKdn4tV4kzc

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>>79513345
they EARNED their right to be arrogant

>>79521592
A classic !
I am spreading garlic on my anus right now !
Bring me your ugly sisters brit, I'll honor them for a while !

>>79521642
Napoleone Buonaparte was italien

>>79521690
Yeah he was but he didn't fight for Italy or Corsica
He was a fullblown French nationalist

>>79516070

The French think Pepe le Pew is Italian

>>79521764
Exactly! France's greatest historical figures were not French.

>>79519936

The King of England took the throne of France

>>79521690
This is precisely the power of France
We are not some chauvinistic shithole loved only by its inhabitants
Everyone wants either to fight France or to fight for France
Exactly for the same reason some fight for the devil, some fight for God

>>79521827
A vassal of France took the throne of England and made English a French language

>>79521879

>French language

Stop posting anytime

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>>79521807
>the greatest figures

Literally one, that might as well have been French. We've got heaps of great figures, as good or even better than him.

Napoleon is responsible for both world wars and the current state of degeneracy europe finds itself in today

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>>79521841
>tfw learning French
>tfw can't escape France's power and influence even an ocean away
Make it stop!!!!

>>79521934
you know its true :^)

>>79521934
Y-you too

>>79522072
you're responsible for..
nuthin, this is what happens when you're a no country

>>79522153
Can Brazil recover?

>>79522153
I'm an individual, so are you, and so was napoleon

The difference is that I wasn't responsible for fomenting prussian nationalism and I didn't bring down the old stable regime while selling louisiana to the Yankees and ensuring they would profit from the social turmoil your revolution caused in the entire western world

I'm happy I didn't take place in the choices he made, but all of us suffer from the consequences that came out of his military campaigns

t. European abroad

>>79522348
If you think one man alone bears the responsability for events as complicated as WW I and WW II you are extremely naive

>>79522348
how did you get internet in jungle monkey ?

>>79522090
<3

>>79521295
Zey get a taiste of mai dik everitaime

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Fil de qualité

too bad they are being replaced by niggers and sand niggers

>>79522823
At least it's not brazilians

>>79522795
Il fait beau uh la la

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>>79522843
yeah, whatever u say.
have fun being being extincted.

>>79522853
We love you mate

>>79522843
bunda > burka desu

>>79522843
...they're worse than brazilians

>>79522107
It's not really and it just shows ignorance when people post that shit

>>79523254
>Thinking you can come on 4chan and NOT have an ignorant discussion

Prenez un chargement de ce type

>>79523254
It's not really and it just shows rage when people post that shit

that's by and large a typical European though, at least if int is any indication

>>79523300

Lets not shit on each other, just save your shit for the Irish and Germans

>>79514493
>>79515146
kek

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>>79523254
English is 30% French
England has had more French kings then it has had English kings :^)

>>79523548
Sweden's heading for the final blow!
Can Britboy still stand up?

>>79523548
>tfw we were the perfidious albion all along
Fuck

>>79523658
>tfw we were our sworn enemy all along
>tfw Europe's history for the past 1200 years was just France masturbating itself

>>79523548

This is so historically inaccurate I don't know where to begin

just posting to say that I don't disparage the French, however, I dislike their language unless it's being spoken by pretty women

>>79523773
>first kingdom of germany
>created by franks
>first kingdom of italy
>created by franks
>england
>ruled by franks/normans
you might be on to something

>>79523818
404 no argument found

>>79523818
Begin by shuting your mouth and opening a book

>>79523830
That's okay, I don't particularly like this famous patois called English.

>>79523818
Well, at least, the French kings part is accurate.

>>79523830
Le americain hon hon hon

>>79523830
As subtle as ever, a true meme machine!

>>79523902

Not really. Especially when half of those kings called themselves English and used anti French rhetoric.

>>79523872
you called Cromwell a king, why should anyone listen to what you have to say

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>>79524122
>you called Cromwell a king, why should anyone listen to what you have to say
DAMAGE CONTROL
ENGLISH DEFENSE LEAGUE ON SUICIDE WATCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>79524122
They called themselves 'English' and shat on us for some obvious reasons.

Their french blood doesn't lie, though.

>>79524122
Haha

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>>79524167
>They called themselves 'English' and shat on us for some obvious reasons.

If anything, them hating the French makes them even more French, desu. Nothing is more French than complaining about the French.

The french are just boneless italians

>>79524252
That's not true!
I so fucking hate the french when they say that

>>79524167

>blood equals culture

As a frog you should know better than this

>>79524272
You are just fat australians

>>79524322

because we have all the money. Stay hungry broke boy.

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>>79524122
>Especially when half of those kings called themselves English and used anti French rhetoric
Richard Lionheart (the only chad king of England, all others are virgins) hated England and didn't even speak English
He wanted to conquer all of France so that he could refer to himself as the king of France and not the king of England.
>mfw the most famous warrior king in english history hated the english

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>>79524386
Oh boy! I'm so jealous of your white castle burgers and your 2 liters coke with a straw!

>>79524460

fatness is a sign of wealth. You stay skinny for what? To impress girls? LOL

>>79524407

What the hell are you talking about

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>>79524588
>fatness is a sign of wealth
In Somalia yes
I salute you, queen Ladoshaya!

>>79524631
you wrote
>Especially when half of those kings called themselves English and used anti French rhetoric
This is untrue
Kings like Richard Lionheart hated the English, didn't even speak English and only spent 6 months in England as a king.

>>79524698

Richard the lionheart grew up in England. And rulers had to know English. As it was a crime to be a ruler in England and not speak English(this was a charge used against William Longchamp)

>air traffic control is on strike AGAIN

>>79524803
lmao, French was the official language of the Kingdom of England and Richard couldn't even speak English

>>79526079
what part of " And rulers had to know English. As it was a crime to be a ruler in England and not speak English" don't you understand

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>>79521156
>tfw I'm male and even I liked his accent
OUT OUT OUT

>>79521156
HON

>>79521156
>>79520933
American women were a mistake

>>79520933
>almost all the guys hated my guts

that's probably because your guts were not surrounded by 25kg of fat