not very bright edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc6fBBrhD-8
bought some imported Tesco cookie dough ice cream and this is absolute shite.
really considering changing my opinion on the entire nation of brit
Not sure how anyone manages to afford buying clothes desu
I'm on decent money (over 40k) and can afford like £200 worth of clothes a year
>>79508594
CREDIT CARDS, LOANS AND DAT
GOTTA KEEP UP WITH THE OTHER DEANOS
>>79508592
Lol why the fuck would you buy tesco branded cookie dough ice cream you utter mong? Of course it's shit
alri lads
>>79508592
that's tragic mate
what compelled you to do it?
>>79508636
its cheaper than ben and jerrys
im not harry enfield
Sneed
Feed
speed
>>79508629
Don't understand credit cards or loans either desu
Unless you're expecting a significant wage increase you're going to have to cut back on your spending somewhere to pay back the credit
Guess people are just too stupid to realise
>Tim thinks the US government is going to grant him asylum because of his annoying neighbours
anime
has THIS ever happened to you?
>>79508674
And that's exactly why it's comparatively shit
Did something similar before but bought Tesco's fake Phish Food variety, was complete gash
Ben and Jerry's is always half price anyway
ummm...if i act GAYYYYYY on here, am i really GAAAY? ta xx
any low time preference man in
howling at anyone that spends money on anything besides food and essential household stuff they can get at lidl
>>79508761
got really paranoid so i put on another coffee and threw the old one out
business idea: food in the similar price range as tesco products, but actually good quality
>>79508761
have i been accosted by benders? yes
>>79508750
mate, oxford health, the UK government and the DPD are all working together WITH his neighbours and the owner of the van that parks outside his window.
in order to abuse, torture and most importantly SILENCE him from making his piano and guitar videos
this is because he is clever and talented, and they are moronic cowards and are afraid of him
Always find new words which are my new favourite then just completely forget them what am I like aha x
big decision lads
do I take the room on the front of the house, or the one next to the kitchen? same size and quality
what you reckon'll be making more noise, cunts cooking or cunts walking by
ben and jerrys for tea with some tropicana to rinse it down
t. billionaire
>>79508761
Only once, just for fun XD
>>79508841
his belly button has become larger than his mouth
>>79508859
more like t.diabetic
>>79508761
gay man came onto me before but I called him a pedo
>>79508870
messing him about
>>79508841
tim can't even figure out that his hard drive's failing on his laptop
got called a pedo in belfast again lads
Who cares if whites get replaced?
>>79508858
if you take the one in the front, you will have cunts to deal with every time. also, you will prolly have to answer the door everytime
take the one in the kitchen, cunts rarely cook anyway..lazy bastards
>>79508913
its how you dress probably
>>79508858
kitchen room will be noisier if you ever want to avoid people during some event like a party or bakeoff-watch
>be swedish
>get raped
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-41277540
>>79508858
both are the worst tier
but I'd go with front, people congregate in kitchens
How many noise complaints do you think he generates daily? Seriously, imagine being his neighbour. I would have started a holy Crusade by now to get him evicted
i dont discriminate white people
>>79508923
*next to the kitchen
https://privnote.com/MU0JcRCp#O1tnT9Cer
>>79508858
the one that gets the sun in the morning
t. house pro
http://www.strawpoll.me/13935390/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13935390/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13935390/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13935390/
Hail to the King
>>79508909
um sweaty his hard drive was hacked by oxford health to stop him playing piano and guitar and uploading it to youtube
On March 12, 2006, the soldiers (from the 502nd US Infantry Regiment) at the checkpoint had been drinking alcohol and discussing plans to rape the 14 year old Abeer. Five soldiers of the six-man unit responsible for the checkpoint left their posts for the Qasim farmhouse.[9] (The sixth, Sergeant Anthony W. Yribe, was charged with failing to report the attack but did not otherwise participate). Of the five, four of the soldiers were alleged to have directly perpetrated the attack, while Howard acted as lookout. In broad daylight, they walked to the house (not wearing their uniforms)[7] and separated Abeer and her family into two different rooms. Green then murdered her parents and younger sister, while two other soldiers raped Abeer. Green then emerged from the room saying "I just killed them, all are dead".[10] He, who later said the crime was "awesome",[11] then raped Abeer and shot her in the head. After the rape the lower part of Abeer’s body, from her stomach down to her feet, was set on fire. The fire eventually spread to the rest of the room and the smoke alerted neighbors, who were among the first to discover the scene.
anyone else hate racists with a passion?
https://privnote.com/JH92voBP#mN0ZycEqj
anyone else hate pakis with a passion?
>>79508923
>>79508934
>>79508976
quality advice cheers baconboys
>>79509002
side note: kev's back in the top 100 most reposted images on /int/ lads
>>79508943
>"I was brutally treated and raped at knifepoint on the pretext that I was a left-wing [expletive], that people like us like this, and finally that I was a traitor," he said.
based sverige/pol/
>>79509001
its not alone if you post here in the mean time
t. never drank alone
When you've begun to think like a gun
The rest of the year has already gone
When you've begun to think like a gun
The days of the year have suddenly gone
>>79509001
only on good alcohol, then it seems less sad
>>79509060
>top 100 most reposted images on /int
where do i find this info?
>/s
is there a bigger reddit sign in a post
see it all the time on /wsg/ and /adv/
>>79509053
why'd you leave me out you disrespectful cunt
>>79509101
>2016
fuck off newfaggot
>>79509109
quality advice cheers baconboy
>>79509101
newfag twat
business idea: swiss-style direct democracy
fucking hell lads bought a grinder on ebay a few days ago and just got notified it shipped to my parents place instead of mine
I like how most americans aren't anglo, but most canadians are anglo
anyone done cocaine on their own?
whats it like?
>>79509001
you can drink by yourself, and you can accidentally lose track of your intake, but don't start with the intention of getting drunk alone
Janny banned me from /int/ for posting about how white women are vile vermin :X
At least my ban is up.
when you try your best but you don't succeed
when you get what you want but not what you need
when you feel so tired but you can't sleep
stuck in reverse
>solo drinking
alri dad
>>79509157
doubt they'll even know what it is m8
>>79509157
No you didn't, but anyway it's just a herb grinder for your coriander and basil
>>79509181
did you write all those posts yourself or is it copied from somewhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTNMzHRZHTw
>>79509198
normie child
>>79509211
Copied one of them from another /brit/ spammer like a month ago but wrote the rest myself.
>>79509101
http://desuarchive.org/int/statistics/image-reposts/
remember to keep our lad up there
I like dicks
>>79509157
why the fuck would they know or care?
Now come backward from ten
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four
What comes after four? Two
Keep concentrating, just relax
Just concentrate and make your mind a blank
Okay relax, please take this seriously
Relax and have a good time
Tell me everything you remember
You're trying to hypnotize me, yes, it's true
Please breathe deeply, deeply, very deeply
And just concentrate
Concentrate, concentrate, concentrate
At the count of three
You will awaken and remember nothing
You will have no memories of this trance feelings
None
You will not be upset by them
One, you are coming out
Two, you are nearly conscious
Three, there's nothing unusual in your childhood
Let's examine your present life
Let us examine every detail
Every detail, every detail
Now tell me what you feel
#PrayForLidl
#NotAllBuckets
>>79509222
horrifying, genuinely representing the worst attempt at mixing two songs together.
hmmmmmmmmmm
not a fan of this new "centrists are nazis" gimmick
>>79509472
what do i have to mimic in order to attract a gf?
tell me about kev
why does he walk towards the camera?
>>79509251
What a boring fucking board
>>79509472
plymouth is actually an alright place
you don't meditate enough
>>79509472
>letting kids who are young enough to be fooled by someone pretending to be a chicken nugget use Facebook
Absolute state of modern parenting
>>79509207
really did mate. How would I even come up with such a story if it wasn't real
>>79509441
idk but it still feels weird
any Nya~ man in
>>79509251
>all those frogs and feel faces
Old /int/ would have been full of Argentina memes, now we're just /r9k/ lite
hello i am a chicken nugget
chicken nugget here ama
Posting in Brit out of spite
>>79509497
the ideal man
Anyone else going to Nuggetcon this year?
>>79509517
>fucking Lisbon
How'd you do that
>>79509497
urself
opsec is absolutely diabolical
>>79509497
a man who loves travel, netflix and harry potter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mkidP2OUCk
>>79509449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mleat43_Dic
just curious
is holding a hand of your male friend considered gay in there?
>>79509569
i've bought stuff to that address before so I guess it just defaulted and I didn't pay enough attention
>>79509601
100%
>>79509601
reckon so
rate the fit lads
>>79509538
can we meet irl?
tell me more about Tim.
>>79509634
alri x
bitcoin is rallying
>>79509538
>>79509634
>>79509648
>>79509615
>>79509623
hmmmm
any coons in?
Children are pretending to be Szechuan Sauce packets online to lure paedos
a joke:
why brit crossed the rivrer?
-because his teeth was so yellow he had to see dentits who was in other side :DDDDDD
me
a pedo disguised as a school
hate football
love the footy
simple as
joonas
dino nugget masterrace
>>79509757
jonnas
>>79509638
he's absolutely fucking bonkers and utterly shit at guitar, piano and singing
but he think's he's great
>>79509710
fucking bend on that
nice "defending" though
>>79509449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvYmuIwsnZ8
>>79509799
mostly who is tim in the first place
>>79509766
>ketchup
ah, runtsauce
>>79509828
an obsessive compulsive schizophrenic who thinks oxford health is hacking his pc to stop him uploading piano and guitar videos
What you wearing today /brit/
Turtle man here?
>>79509828
he had a wife and kids and worked for the government in the IT sector and then he wanted to become an actor went fucking mad and his wife kicked him out and divorced him and wont let him see his kids and now he lives on his own and makes the same video 6 times a day every day
wish i could do big cums like this
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58fc6ac1644e4
>>79509881
birthday suit
quite like songs with very deep lyrics
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bMrdCDTlv4
>>79509856
They just hate that he's better at guitar and piano than them, cowardly bastards trying to shut him up.
>>79509827
i like the effort they went through of putting the vid together in both PCM's and DG's style too
Come out ye black and tans
>>79509883
you don't have proof of a word of that
he's never mentioned any of it
>>79509883
What made him go mad? Read somewhere that madness was the mind's refuge when reality became unbearable.
>>79509889
shant
>>79509911
DESPACITO
>>79509883
>he had a wife and kids
> and his wife kicked him out and divorced him and wont let him see his kids
nope
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PqxOytUjz0
>>79509883
t. vinay
he was a guinea pig in some government experiment and vinay was tasked to keep an eye out on him, now that hes moved away he's out of vinay's grasp and hes gone even more mad than usual
>>79509973
it runs in his family his brother is in a mental hospital but his was brought on earlier through drug use
>>79509971
wow tim has a gigantic penis
what should i do to get more attention than that guy tim gets?
>>79509976
not a huge fan
where's the sue poster
banned?
running
DES
since when does youtube let you use fonts for video titles?
why isn't everyone doing this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IByqn2BjJTA
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/908643633901039617
Theresa May's been talking to Don
>>79509023
On 16 June 2006, a U.S. checkpoint near Baghdad was attacked. One of the three American soldiers manning the checkpoint was killed, and the two others, Menchaca and Tucker, were abducted. Those two were recovered three days later, according to an Iraqi spokesman “killed in a very brutal way and tortured”. The Mujahedeen Shura Council—an organization of six groups, including Tanzim Qaidat al-Jihad fi Bilad al-Rafidayn (‘al-Qaida in Iraq’), and forerunner of Islamic State of Iraq and Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL)—claimed to have "slaughtered" the two abducted soldiers in revenge for the raping of an Iraqi girl and the killing of her family by soldiers of the same U.S. brigade.
seeing AJ Tracey on Sunday
>>79510075
cant do it on the chon, unicode is blocked because nipmoot hates fun
>>79510098
no u aint
>>79509828
>mostly who is tim in the first place
some bloke with paranoid schizophrenia who makes the same video of him singing and playing guitar 5 times a day
/brit/ is mostly interested in his shenanigans with other people who he often thinks are plotting against him
he also has an obsession with showing the date and time in his videos, and posting selfies on twitter
here's a slice of his insane ramblings
>>79510075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhCrpfr1DOA
Not a fan of white women.
Big fan of racemixing with nonwhite gals.
>>79510087
>yanks are going to get banned from the internet soon
cannae wait
>>79508943
>>79510142
just ban all muslims from using the internet
problem solved
>>79509169
Imagine you've skulled 20 redbulls and multiply that buzz you get by 30. It makes you proper talkative and normie as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5RAMnwXeW0
>>79508943
why are rorkes so fucking violent?
>>79510116
>Timmy Ramone
>>79510174
what if theres no one to talk to though. ive done it in a social setting, but not on my own. just wondered if its a laugh or shit
going to sniff some tryptamine based molecules tonight before going to the club
>>79510116
bit sad
not a big fan of making fun of a person who suffers a mental disorder
>>79510215
good lad
>>79510180
*smashes a bike lock over your head*
nuthin osobné
>>79510234
it's quite sad tbf
doesnt change the fact that it's funny to watch
>>79510211
Try it and become the next Stephen King
was tim's wife fit?
sold at 4.9k bought at 2.9k it ain't easy being a geniusssssssssss
>>79510280
tim never had a wife
that's just anons speculating
>>79510280
no proof of her ever existing
he WAS an actor though, just background stuff for commercials though
>>79510292
how do you know?
Just realised I haven't have a drop of alcohol in 7 years, I went out one night, got stupidly drunk, went home, spewed everything up. Next day with the hangover I said I was never going to drink alcohol again and I did it (Bit of a mad man aren't I?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah3W5CVJrac
3:40
ahh yes, gypsies...
>>79510332
Virgin Granddad Lad
>>79510319
Burden of proof is on you mate
>>79510341
lmao
is tim a virgin?
>skull face has all vocal cord parasites except the english strain
>wants to wipe out the english language
he's not very bright is he
>>79510332
good for you, I didn't use to be too fussed about alcohol but as i've got older (35 now) i've got more and more into it
>>79510280
yeah and she was also a musician
What does 'diversity is our strength' even mean?
>>79510319
doxable information
Tim is a closeted gay man.
american steel
@lisicki
don't know what makes me want to click on that video less, the fact that you posted it or the title
>>79510441
are you tim's cousin?
Keep hearing about common law wives again. Still no idea what one is.
Tim has a 16 year old daughter named alice byrne who lives in oxford
caught the bollocks trying to ask for asylum under the geneva convention again
what happened to him
i'm ugly :(
ffs lads i'm due to start work on tuesday and i STILL haven't had my contract yet
Need a Pewds bf
>>79510123
choon desu
a moth walks into a podiatrist's office
>>79510496
arrested for pretending to be a nugget
>>79510594
hope fucking machines are involved
rate the tea
>>79510490
is he a part of her life
What spurdo sums you up the most right now?
>>79510647
of course not
she has a new stepdad who isn't completely insane
the doctor asks "Whats wrong?"
and the moth goes "Oh man, where do I begin?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-82Ya0tSSLA
just made a music video hope you lads enjoy xxx
>>79510672
norm is overrated
whats the point of life if you're fucking ugly
>>79510672
norm jokes don't really work in written form m8
and then i got off the bus
>>79510680
People are still making music with robot voices? Fucking hell it's like I'm still in 2009
>>79510680
hate music like this
wish my life was an M&S advert instead of an Iceland advert
heh heh heh
>Tim is now seeking asylum in the US under the Geneva convention because his computer is slow
wish I lived in Iceland instead of an S&M dungeon
>>79510661
>>79510736
That is going to be dry as fuck.
>>79510746
the cowardly bastards at oxford health need putting in their place
>>79510746
It's slow because MI5 put a ton of spyware on it.
>79510661
>>79510721
wish my life was like an iceland advert
NEED a yummy mummy
>>79510758
c'mere
>>79510768
trying to put something on me and badly hacking my PC because I'm so good and they're cowardly idiots
i cum in pies
Rounding up of all Muslims when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuSEadxN_Yc
just made another music video boys please support xxxxxx
a frog walks into a bank to get a loan
>tfw your penis enters her warm wet pussy
we all meeting up for the ksi fight then?
>>79510726
really really good picture
what should I get from greggs lads?
Tim needs locking up the mental fucking horrid cunt. Hate that he's allowed to roam free and make people's lives a misery because he's a fucking butter and the NHS are incompetent.
Needs a bullet in the back of his defective skull
BASED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx4BVGPkdzk
>>79510865
yeah check the whatsapp for details (don't post em here though, don't want the saddos getting the details)
>>79510856
virgin detected
>>79510879
alri dentist
>>79510876
Why are they such weird prices
>>79510876
Racism
>>79510879
bet you work for oxford health you cowardly bastard
you just hate him because he's better than you
when are people finally going to admit that you lot are just better at sports?
>>79510758
people are looking for an excuse to jump on my shit list
>>79510876
That picture is old. Greggs now charges you extra for sitting in
opinions? http://i.4cdn.org/hm/1505492821581.webm
>>79510661
>>79510954
literally should look at the link before I click them
ffs
Gondola > Sp*rdo
>>79510948
all shops do that on hot food due to VAT changes by the tory government
>>79510661
DONT CLICK ON THIS ITS GAY PORNOGRAPHY
I HAVE INFORMED THE JANITOR HE SHOULD BE HERE TO REMOVE THE THREAT SHORTLY
>>79510977
Agreed
any Mao Zedong man in?
>>79510977
r8 my tea
>>79510954
why are you so obsessed with that webm in particular
its not even good gay porn
>>79510977
got a link for ya ;)
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504290692731.webm
>>79510994
Ah yes, thanks Brexitmongs
Here is the truth about syria: It's all fake
Obama (deep state zionist puppet) and the CIA (ran by the Rothschilds) created ISIS and then using western media to hype them up (remember how they seemingly came from nowhere and were suddenly this massive danger) when in reality they are nothing more than a bunch of radicalised desert monkeys with 20 year old weapons.
So this threat of ISIS obviously leads to the massive influx of syrian refugees onto Europe and 90% of people support this people of the poor little Syrian children being slaughtered by ISIS (see the photo of the dead baby on the beach which was set up by the media, they placed his body there for the photo, there is evidence) but in reality 90% of syrian refugees coming to europe are men in their late 20s.
Also added to this the heightened threat of terrorism in the west from these refugees which keeps the native population on edge and easier to manipulate. The government can bring in whatever spying bill they like and the vast majority of the population will be totally fine with it if they say it is to halt the terrorists that they happily welcomed into the country.
This is the only reason for the fake syrian war and the zionists win again.
Who the fuck eats in at Greggs? Literally just go outside, just walk out of the door and sit on a fucking bench.
>>79511043
wonder how low someone has to be to actually think about eating shite like this
>>79511043
the benefits banquet
>>79509601
yeah
>>79510977
Well then tell me, what gondola Sums you up right now?
>>79511075
looks alright to me
>>79511043
>Northern haute cuisine
thinking about filtering /pol/ posts now
>>79511079
junkie's breakfast
>>79511072
not many greggs have places to sit and eat only ones at places like motorway services
it's a takeaway place
>>79511096
Need a Finnish gf
>>79511043
This is made infinitely funnier by the fact that there is another, unopened can in the background, implying that he was sampling the 'canned all day breakfast range' at Aldi.
>>79511105
Is anti-white women ranting considered /pol/?
>>79511107
nigerian detected
Literally so angry right now, opened up my wallet and £200 just fell out and blew away. In the shopping centre. In Newcastle. Literally fucking fuming lads that was me grans
>>79511096
thinking about filtering tripfags now
£200 just blew into my hand lads
what a nice day
>i carry cash
wish i could just live on a comfy little patch of land in the countryside somewhere
All I could think about when I was watching Babydriver was just like, Justin Bieber singing Baby.. Baby, baby, baby- ooooohh
my local greggs is always packed with pensioners drinking tea and eating cakes
just robbed 200 quid off some geordie cunt haha
>>79511184
are they racists?
>>79511184
>greggs
dirty northern monkey. go stand in a queue for makina stupid bellend
Need a Nazi gf to goose step on my bollocks
>>79511043
Nonwhite women are unironically better gfs than white woman
>>79511184
>packed with pensioners
Fucking hate this. Wish they would all just stay at home and wait to die. I have work to do an am in a fucking hurry, why are they constantly shitting up every public space/restaurant/bus/train etc.
>>79511209
wog
how do I acquire an english gf without moving to england
who does better coffee: starbucks, nero, costa, mcdonalds or greggs?
>>79511209
vile mudslime
>>79511163
its not hard mate
just be born into a tarquin family that owns lots of houses like mine
lol idiot much????
>>79511241
there should be an over and under age limit on being allowed outside. hate children and the elderly being allowed out in public