Iceland's government has collapsed.

>>79508121
I'll be your PM, no worries

>tfw a NATO country might fall to communism

>a ""nation"" of 300k
Of course your ""politics"" is family business and crime news

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>>79508121
dig up the remains of bobby fischer and form a necrocracy

>>79508121
People's republic of Iceland when

You should just go back to being a danish colony

>>79508259
Fantastic, I will inform the president immediately, you are to take the Sydney - Stockholm-Keflavík flight at 16.00 tomorrow, then address the parliament as per your policies the next morning. Thank you for doing this for Iceland.. Mister Prime minister.

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>>79508548
Never

>>79508723
Cheers cunt, be expecting.

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>>79508121
>Icelanders quoting G.S. Heron

Damn, brothas, you revolted in style

>>79508723
There are only so much people in your country, I think 4 in total so why don't you just go to Althingi, drink a cup of skir and say to the minister "Hey, brother Svalthigur, I think we should surrender to Denmarkland".

I'm visiting my Icelandic friend (bf) in a month's time. Should I take him home with me?

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>>79508865
kek'd out loude in the office

Any interest in Statehood?

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>>79508951
No, instead join the upcoming war for People's liberation, Comrade!!

>>79508865
Denmark is the beating black heart of evil itself. Never.

LITTLE

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>>79508121
Just come home already

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>Iceland has no government, no standing army and an angry poulace desiring a stable government

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>>79509811
Never again a colony, no matter whose.

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>>79508121
>>79509674
>>79509811
Ikke kast bort denne sjansen Erna

>>79508121
But is not one of the happiest places in the world?

now is your chance Norway

>>79508121
/Norgetråden/ officially welcomes you to our thread. Now we'll just have to deal with the negro somehow...

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>>79509236
>Denmark is the beating black heart of evil itself

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ould be fun if they were not in NATO, they would literally be up for grabs. Personally I'd like to see them under Candian rule.

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>>79508293
Yay!

>>79510649
once again nogs making us look bad

>>79508121
That sounds like it's going to be a very exciting town hall, you may want to bring your own chair for this one

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>>79510759
Would you like a pic from the same time period, but full of whites?

>>79508121
>people's war
>Iceland

>>79510630
We already have a military presence there, occasionally landing C-130s and serving as their coastguard. It's ours.

>>79509811
Will /pol/ finally get their ethnostate? It's already all white people too

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>>79510881

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>>79510990
Make your move then, I like the Idea of Norway doing some "annexing". Operation "Northern Safeguard"

>That one commie retard from Iceland
Kys

>>79510291
>Never again a colony
>The entire country has less than 500,000 people
Sure thing bud

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>>79511450
settle down Ivan

>>79510990
Defend your country from black dick first, cuck

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He's literally saying that he passed the clemency for these paedophiles „for the victims“ rn....

Prime minister just folded, no hope of saving the gov, new elections around November

>This old Icelandic system permits convicts to have certain civil rights restored - enabling them to run for public office, qualify for certain government jobs or serve as an attorney or solicitor, for example - if three letters of recommendation from persons of good character are provided.
ooga booga tier

>>79508121
Time for EU accession b0is

Eins gott að maður klárir þessa háskóla gráðu og flýir svo land.
Þetta gengur ekki lengur, plus það að ekki er hægt að fá neina helvítis íbúðir.

Just don't install pro-immigrant government.

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>>79508865
first time in a month I've laughed at a Russian post

>>79511024
Great uncle Michel?!

>>79513897
Thank you, I'm here 24\7.

Time for a new union then?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Covenant_(Iceland)

>>79508865
i dont get it

>>79511011
They're all degenerate druggos so no

>>79513094
>Natives can't even find housing
>Bringing in more immigrants as a solution
I bet this is a thing in Sweden

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>>79514998
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/727091/Migrants-skip-housing-queue-Swedish-families-homes

https://www.thelocal.se/20170209/inside-swedens-housing-crisis-when-renovation-means-eviction

https://www.thelocal.se/20170828/the-story-of-swedens-housing-crisis

https://www.neweurope.eu/article/sweden-faces-housing-crisis/

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-nordics-housing/both-immigrants-and-it-startups-suffer-in-swedish-housing-shortage-idUSKCN0UQ1ZH20160112

Yes fall into a civil war, then your fishing waters will be undefended...
We will have vengence for the cod wars!

>>79514428
>1 killed (suicide en route)
Damn. Anglos.

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>>79515183
>He thinks that a civil war could ever be as important as our fishing waters

>>79515206
>>79514428
he was just trying to boost iceland's suicide count so that they could compete with greenland

never underestimate the altruistic and benevolent anglo

>>79510630
Huh?

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>>79515233
We need to test our new carrier on someone
SOON

Iceland should just secede to Norway anyway tbqh

>>79515325
I would prefer Iceland and Greenland to be part of Canada. They are part of North America.

>>79515414
test your curved ramps on my utter disbelief, limey

>>79511011
>ethnostate
Yep, it's the ethnostate of ethnic Icelanders.

>>79508121
>This is the third government in a row which didn't finish it's term.
I unironically admire Iceland for how easy it is for them to kick their governments out. It's a populist utopia and a living proof that small countries are best countries and centralisation is cancer.

Seriously, why is such a small country allowed to exist.
It really triggers me that Iceland is basically a village, and all the world leaders, each representing millions of people, has to act like "Yes, Iceland is a sovereign country and their opinion matter and deserves to be heard"

Personally, I think no country with less than 10 million people has any business of beeing an independant actor on international stage

>>79515674
dies uezs

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>>79515674
>Seriously, why is such a small country allowed to exist.
>German flag

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>>79511011
>/pol/
>ethnostate

>>79515485
That's a pretty autistic reason desu senpai

>>79515793
so was Manifest Destiny Tbh

>>79515674
Israel is less than 10 million, though. Reported to Mama Merkel for antisemitism. Polizei will knock at your door tomorrow at 6:00 AM.

>>79515674
Quite the opposite. The bigger the country, the more corrupt and invasive it gets.
Imagine a world filled entirely with countries no bigger than Iceland.

>>79515807
America offered to buy Greenland after WW2 but the Danes refused.

Also Iceland is in Europe not NA

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>>79515674
>less than 10 million people

>>79508121
Would you accept me as your sole ruler?
>not a pedo
>not greedy
>against multiculti
>would let people do their stuff as long it isn't disrupting public peace
>would not sell out to Poland or other country
>do not give a shit about being seen as great man, just let me do my thing
VOTE FOR ME

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>>79515862
>on the north american plate
>european

>>79515862
well if you're an autist and go by tectonic plates, Iceland is half North American half European.

>>79515851
A world of small city states locked in perpetual war
We had it in medieval Europe and in Anciente Greece

>>79515940
>Voting for a pole
PASS

>>79515992
It's on both plates, Iceland is a volcanic island created by lava flowing out from inbetween those plates.

>>79515895
I have nothing against small countries, but they shouldn't be treated as independant actors on international floor.
Finland is in the EU, so its ok

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>>79516067
>basically the most habitable country close to the North Pole
>won't vote for a Pole

>>79515940
If your best quality is not beeing a pedo, you don't sound very convincing as a candidate

>>79515674
>>79516109
Why is it always the Germans who want to centralize power?

>>79516049
>A world of small city states locked in perpetual war
As opposed to a world of massive empires locked in perpetual war, like what it was up until this century?

>>79516238
Because we expierenced the benefits of unification firsthand, see >>79515747

>>79516270
Right now we have a long period of peace without any major wars. I think we should appreciate what we have

>>79516142
Hey, most of West's leader are fucking pedos, I would stand out like hell.
At this point even a fucking cat would be a better ruler than most of these retards.

>>79516109
>>79516348
Ayy fuck you nigga
We're not violent assholes like you germans
You cant force your way on to us like you have done through out history.

>>79516412
Don't let them get to you,they are just envyous

>>79516348
The unification worked because you were all basically German.
It's not always bound to work.
Sometimes leaving people to mind their own business with a few guidelines works better than forcing your way in.

>>79516348
>Right now we have a long period of peace without any major wars.
Yes, but it's not thanks to centralization.

>>79516412
Only reason nobody annexed you is because you live on a worthless barren rock.
That doesn't mean whe should treat you as a sovereign nation though

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>>79516412
>We're not violent assholes like you germans

https://www.timelessmyths.com/norse/hrolf.html

>Anger at the delay of his own men, Adils pursued the Hrolf with a smaller company. Seeing Adils coming towards him, Hrolf took off the ring Sviagris and threw it on the ground behind him. Adils being himself greedy, bend over to pick up his ring. Hrolf seeing this, rode at Adils, swung his sword and cut off a large part of Adils' buttocks. Shamely wounded and bleeding copiously, Adils fled. Hrolf regained the ring Sviagris.
>Hrolf seeing this, rode at Adils, swung his sword and cut off a large part of Adils' buttocks.

Butt-cutters

>>79516536
I am not saying EU should become as centralized as France, but we would certanly benefit from having a common foreign policy and common military.

>>79516578
That is certanly the case in Europe, though. Without EU, France and Germany would be fighting with each other, and Poland would fear annexation from both Germany and Russia, like in old times

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>>79516590
Oh yeah, and what are you gonna do about it big man?
No thing, that's what
You German faggots are all talk and no action.
You think you are strong because you have numbers, but I know my people are strong because we know that quality beats quantity

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>>79516590
>Only reason nobody annexed you is because you live on a worthless barren rock.
It's the best protection one can have on this horrible continent
>That doesn't mean whe should treat you as a sovereign nation though
t.

>>79508121
That's what happens when you fug your relatives too much, Hafþór :D:D:DDDD

>>79516667
I don't mind you governing yourself, I just don't respect Iceland as a sovereign nation.

>>79516657
>we would certanly benefit from having a common foreign policy and common military.
>common military
>Germans dying for other countries wars
Love it

>>79516667
answer me, butt-cutter

you will pay for your heiny-ous crime

>>79508121
So world revolution begins in Hypervorea? Where do i join?

>>79516657
I am viscerally disgusted by the idea of having a common foreign policy and military with g*rmans.
Also you seem to think a country having it's own foreign policy = it's opinion matters. When's the last time someone actually cared about Iceland's opinion on something that wasn't directly related to Iceland?

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>>79516722
You're thinking of England, my good friend Pekka
>>79516779
And I don't respect you, period.
My country hasn't ever had an actual war with any nation other since its founding over 1000 years ago, and yet your country can't keep itself out of wars.
War is Germany's go to response when it comes to foreign relations
Now tell me Gercuck, who the fuck do you think people respect more?
You are the one that claims to want stability and peace, and yet you're always the one to cause chaos, instability and war, and here YOU are trying to talk down to ME.
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Sit down and shut up.
You're lucky the allies didn't completely erase your people from existence after WW2.

>>79516802
Could be worse
You could have brought up that one guy that loved throwing infants into the air and trying to get them to land on his spear.

>>79516950
>When's the last time someone actually cared about Iceland's opinion on something that wasn't directly related to Iceland?
No one cares about Iceland, yet the world leaders have to pretend as if Iceland was a sovereign nation and not some remote village on an Iceland.
Also, I don't get why you hate Germans so much.

>>79516995
Why are you so mad? I have nothing against Iceland, I am just saying that you are not any more relevant than a random German village.

>>79517184
You're the one that came into an Icelandic thread crying and whining like a bitch about how Iceland is so irrelevant that it doesn't even qualify to be a country
Get the fuck out of here with that weak ass faggotry
Don't start shit, there won't be shit.

>>79517184
>whining about relevance
>has to arrange the EU in a ponzi scheme to actually be relevant on the world stage

The only relevant countries are China, India, and the USA then Hans.

>>79517269
Iceland doesn't deserve its own thread to be honest.
Do I open a thread and bitch about what happend in my village? No, and neither should you

>>79517044
I wouldn't like having it with, for example, France or Russia either. Germany is just the most relevant example for a country in the EU. The fact is that people in Germany don't care or know much about what matters to Finland, so I'd rather not have our policies shaped by a bunch of people who don't care about the people who live where I live. This extends to foreign policy and military.

All Icelanders are welcome in Bulgaria. We have several cold areas where you will feel at home. You can eat your ram testicles and whatever you want. The only thing we can't offer is whaling. Unfortunately... Unless you count the fat Russian and German grandmas that populate our sea resorts during the summer. Asdis Ran Gunnarsdottir is already here, make sure to bring more like this.

>>79517304
I don't care that you think Iceland is irrelevant
Being irrelevant is fucking awesome
But yeah, if you want to make a thread about your 350k village then be my guest, but first tell me two things.
1. What village is that big?
2. How does a village with that big of a population even count as a village?

>>79508951
is he a twink?
was he the cunt that posted on int like a year back?

>>79516657
>common foreign policy
This phrase is a selfcontradiction

>>79517328
And that's why Finland should have its own domestic policy, but Europe would benefit from having a common foreign policy, to present its interests on international stage with a single voice.
Otherwise, foreign powers like Russia, USA or China can keep us weak and divided

>>79517549
Elaborate please

>>79517618
Schreiben Sie die passende deutsche Wort:
Schwule

>>79517618
Foreign policy can't be determined by foreign politicians. It's like being the judge in your own process.

>>79517562
I don't mind co-operating or having allies, but I still think each nations sovereignty should be respected. I don't think what you're putting forward does that.
I actually would probably love the EU if it wasn't so goddamn intrusive, because it is true that in a global sense Europeans have a lot in common and should probably work together. This being said I think it's corrupt and not fit to serve its purpose. Even if the corrupt people were removed it still structurally would not be fit to serve that purpose.

>>79517725
Common foreign policy towards non-eu countries then

>>79517791
Imagine that Finland gets invaded by Russia. Would you then rather have an united European army and on EU foreign minister who can respond quickly to the threat?
Or 27 leaders debating first, with 27 militaries that are not used to cooperate?

>>79517930
>and on EU foreign minister who can respond quickly to the threat?
kek, I wonder how that response would look like
#PrayForHelsinki

>>79518073
lol

>>79517930
The entirety of the Finnish armed forces is pretty much shaped to stop Russia from invading, and to sabotage them if they do.
Finland has good relations with Russia.
It would cost a lot more to the Russians then it would be worth.
Russia is not a realistic threat at the moment.

>>79518182
>Russia is not a realistic threat at the moment.
I agree, but nobody knows what future brings. It might very well be that after Putins death, Russia gets destabilized and a populist leader gets in power who wants to reclaim russian territories. In such case, it can't hurt to have the whole EU ready to defend you

>>79518306
I wouldn't mind some sort of a military union where an attack on one would count as an attack on all, but honestly I wouldn't judge Portugal if they didn't care to join the war effort.
I think we can deal without such an union though.

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>>79518435
>I wouldn't mind some sort of a military union where an attack on one would count as an attack on all
Yeah... sounds delightful & unprecedented...

>>79515324
Underrated post

>>79518876
I know that's pretty much what NATO is, but we were talking about the EU equivalent of that.

>>79517531
I suppose so. Not really knowledgeable about gay sterotypes and shit. He's 18 and skinny.

And I don't think he's posted on /int/.

>>79518968
The EU equivalent of that would be even worse because you don't have any one superpower to lean on to fit the bill.

NATO only exists because the US pays almost 4% (instead of 2%), which the US tolerates because a.) maintaining our navy allows for force projection and thus the petrodollar and b.) we use it to blow up muslims. But if the USA were pulled out of the situation, and Canada?

An EU military would follow the same pattern as the refugee crisis. A herd of cats being pulled every which way, no consensus, and lots of tragedy of the commons. If the buck stops at Germany (much like the refugees were all dumped on Italy and Greece and nobody gave a shit) do you really think they'd pony up 4, 5, even 6% of their GDP to make the arrangement work? While leeches like Italy, Slovenia, Belgium, Spain and so forth can't even pony up 1%, half of what NATO demands?

I'm sorry but no way, that's too optimistic. And I say that as someone who is not necessarily opposed to an EU military conceptually or philosophically. I just look at NATO and how most of you are parasites and wonder how the finances would even look.

Jesus Mohammed what's with german flags and threats/fear mongering all the time?
Are they even german? Is it always the same person/s. The posting style is pretty much always the same, with the same standard fear mongering pro eu points.
It has gotten really boring.

>>79519249
The worst German poster on /int/ is actually Greek, but this guy is different

>>79519275
Ikibey is a separate league on his own. I'm talking about the rest of german flags. The same posts over and over again in every thread.
Could even be characterised as shilling already.

>>79515656
This

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>>79508121

>>79520174
Where did you get this picture of me

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>>79508121
>the state fails
>empower the state

What Iceland needs is FULL ANARCHY

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>>79520174
>sámþ Ameríski fáninn

Nei

>>79520704
ÞJÓÐVELDI NÚNA

>>79520174
who's that semen demon

>>79521433
My cousin

>>79521491
Ekki vera að hóra út frænda þinn til einhvers norðmanns.
Höfum hlutina á einu
Haltu blóðinu þínu hreinu.

>>79511011
It would only be the dillution of an ethnostate. I hate this white meme.

Will Iceland succumb to gommunism? Will they fall into Anarcy? Will national socialists seize power? Or will Norway finally receive it's 20th countie?

Find out in the next webisode of Icelandic adventures with the (1) Icelandic poster

>>79522284
>implying Denmark wouldn't try and snatch up Iceland first

>>79522656
>Implying we don't already have a non-NATO defence/coastguard treaty with them making us their de-facto armed forces

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>>79522284
President is meeting with party leaders tomorrow, if it's anything notable I'll make a thread

>P.s. I think there are either 3 or 4 posters in this thread from Iceland

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>>79522900
We have our own coastguard dummy, urs just gets to sail in our oceans and vice versa

>>79508121

Your government should move to the US where it can be more successful. He could have straight up raped the kid himself and been fine so long as he was Republican.