1. You're country 2. Has your country ever been such a fucking

No.

>>79496215
Yes, you did. We saved you from eco-terrorists some years ago. You're welcome btw.

No
We blasted the Frogs out of here

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*respectfully dabs in your province*

>>79496281
More like 'the french decided to fuck off because Mexico is not worth it' :^)

>>79496311
Cry all you want :^)
It's ok nobody will bully you further

>>79496235

You also bombed us

Cheers

>>79496324
Hey, remember that time you occupied our capital? Yea, neither can I :^)

>>79496215
Flag

No

>>79496215
I dunno, France is so irrelevant I hardly pay attention to them. We have a province of French LARPers though.

>>79496379
...did fucking Canada just said we're irrelevant?

>>79496390
You're Germany's bitch now, at least we're the bitch of a relevant country not a two time loser (soon to be 3).

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No

>>79496215

No.

We saved France from becoming an heretic country, and also USA owes their very existance, their freedom and independence to us.

Basically those 2 countries exist in their current form because of us.

Nothing to do with Australia though, we were to busy civilizing flips to take the abo burden.

>>79496379
>France
>Irrelevant

France is a lot of things but irrelevant isn't one of them

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>>79496406
>You're Germany's bitch now

Don't remind me

>>79496349
Good to see that you still remember how hard you tried
:^) Its ok
No need to be embarrassed

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>>79496307
>literally abandoned at the first opportunity for a small Caribbean island
Honhonhon

>>79496419
Alright Jean Pierre DePorc.

>>79496416
>We saved France from becoming an heretic country

Are you talking about the French wars of religion?

>>79496423
Why would I be embarrassed, tho?

We invaded, killed your people and left because it was very clear you didn't want to be a civilized country :^)

>>79496419
In theory, France should be able to throw a lot of weight around, but in practice, most of what it does is not really visible.

>be russia
>send soldiers on the western front in ww1
>soldiers has nothing to eat and its almost impossible to send food
>ask france pls feed soldiers
>yes but you must pay for STAYING AT PORT first hon hon hon
>flame from your ass kills tsar family

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>>79496426
fuken Louis XV

>>79496449
honhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhon

>tfw it took France and Spain and hillbilly Americans in a 3v1 fight against great British empire.

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>>79496471
>quelques arpents de neige
That was a common attitude at the time, France didn't want nor did they make any real investments in their continental North American colonies. So Perfidious Albion inevitably took them.

ttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_few_acres_of_snow

>>79496436

Yes. There was this Spanish - and heretic- guy from Navarra, Enrique de Borbon, that wanted to enter Paris and become king of France.

We obviously told Enrique "no, you cannot, fuck off". But then he pulled a trick and stopped being heretic, so we had to allowed him.

Which is how the Spanish House of Borbón ruled over the French.

>>79496523
It would have been really funny if France actually held onto Canada and the Americans would have to deal with annoying Frenchies as their neighbours forever

>>79496215
Big no
We had to suck a lot of dick though

>>79496436
And we killed you out of the cunt
You just lost to a peasant unequiped army and went back crying
Nobody is laughing at you anymore don't feel so insecure

>>79496561
But now we have to deal with flaming AIDS filled homosexuals instead as our northern neighbors.

There is no good timeline.

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>>79496589
>American talking about AIDS
zozzle

>>79496536
Ahah wtf, a spanish guy who was speaking English and French who's father was Prince du sang, heir of Louis IX, duke of Vendome, born in the middle of France from two French parents and a woman that was literally the niece of François Ier, born in the middle of France from two French parents which was ruling over Navarre wich is certainly why you think the Bourbon were Spanish.
He literraly BTFO the Catholic League even if it was supported by the Spanish. They refused to recognize him and he had to use English money and German soldiers to get his throne.
And why would spain support the Catholic ? Because they were supporting Isabelle Claire Eugénie d'Autriche wich as the daughter of Phillipe II of Spain.
Spanish never supported Henri which converted for Paris and not to leave "Spain". They've send an army from Spanish netherland to break his siege of Paris.

Spain has never been anything except a pain in the ass in French history, plotting to end France and, until we broke their Empire.

>>79496215
flag
no, only cuck nations, like usa, needs help from france.

Russia
Yes

>>79496215
no

>>79496999
t. literally only got it's shit together after Napoleon rolled through and suggested a few ways they could avoid being total failures

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>>79497361
Thank you new-zealand, greatest ally

>>79496311
No, they really blasted our ass this time