/balt/ + /ausnz/

>>79481474
I like this one better already, man

>>79481515
thanks
me as well

>>79481552
I mean, at least this asian person is an actual person

>>79481641
she's cute too

well anyway, zvejnieks, friend, i doubt that we can a thread alive with only two people
i'm off to do some other stuff, see you tomorrow or some other time, though
goodbye and remember that you're a great poster

>>79481717
Alright, baby, I'll talk to you later

Magnolia

I want to rape IU

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Good morning friends!
Holy Fuck am I tired

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>>79483080
Good morning cutie

You certainly are up early, is this because of your trip?

>>79483080
Go to hui anime pidoras

>>79483136
You also to hui

>>79483136
I have to be on the bus at 9am, but I have to packup, have breakfast and walk there so I thought I outta wake up pretty early.

Hello friends.
Uploaded a new profile image to FB today. Hope that I get many likes!

>>79483274
Did you have your green pants and purple shoes on in the pic, man?

Hello my friends

>>79483367
Hello

>>79483194
How long does your bus ride take?
>>79483274
Wow, I haven't updated my fb in around 4 years
>>79483367
Hello

>>79483367
Welcome back, baby, how're your peaches?

>>79483367
Hello!

>>79483588
I actually have no idea, but it's probably only half an hour because I think the boat is leaving from Port Chalmers.

So nice general with nice people.

>>79483596
what do you mean, peaches?
Feeling well today, laboratory exercise was fun, I never thought it would be. Also talked to my friend on Skype, I moved to other end of country to study so never see him now. Then went to gym, and the people there are fun, the guy in the powerlifting club asked me if I could try to help a girl who was interested in starting, but she didn't seem interested. I tried my best though. Anyway, I got home and made dinner with the Jurgita, she had to study, but we talked for some time and I think we were flirting. I tried to flirt, I don't know if it was successful, but there were no awkward moments.

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>>79483811
I don't get it.
You seem to be a nice well-adjusted fresher, why on earth do you spend time on here instead of hanging out with friends from uni?

>>79483811
That's really awesome! I'm glad things have been going well for you.
>>79483908
It's a fun place to hang out during down times - my friends usually don't hang out with me on weeknights. We make up for it on the weekends!

>>79483811
You really razz my berries, man, I'm glad you're moving forward with such cool confidence. You're a heavy cat. Before you know it, your confidence will actually attract women into talking to you instead of the other way around.

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Alright Lads
I'm off, unless I get my hands on some wifi I won't be back til Sunday.

>>79484259
Be seein' you, precious

>>79484259
Goodbye cutie

>>79484313
oh btw that temptations song was great

>>79483908
It is hard for me. I have no idea how people can hang out with so many people just out of the blue. I only care about the Jurgita, out of all the friends I have here. I have some issues socializing I think, or maybe it is just I am not around the right people. There is this Jurgita, and there was in the past a russian woman that I also went along well with. Other than that I have only had 3 friends my whole life and they are the same 3 people. I don't have much to say, so people like me at first, and then find out I am boring. That's it really.

So I guess I need a place to spill my autism through posting beautiful women, strong men and learning russian.

>>79484259
Don't die.

>>79484227
That would be amazing, but some issues still remain. Going to be an alright day tomorrow at school, then unknown what will happen in the evening.

>>79484190
I think it is about waking up with the right attitude. It is hard to change it during the day, so you need to change it in your sleep.

>>79484355
Absolutely, man, those cats were putting out some heavy stuff
>>79484417
I know you'll work towards it, man, you have already. You're doin' me proud, baby.

>>79484417
That's a pretty great mentality to have, honestly. It's good to wake up ready to face the day!

>>79484502
I will, always grinding, it will never stop so we better learn to love it. I think it also helps I am getting bigger and bigger. It can make up for some amount of flaws in other areas I think.

>>79484570
It's what works. I see the flaw in my mom, she can never get up in the morning, so I see that she always complain about time, but it is because she doesn't have discipline. You need discipline to get out of bed as soon as the alarm rings, make your bed, dress and get on with your day. That is what works for me at least.

>>79484804
A trick that I learned was to really get up when your alarm rang. So instead of getting up slowly, I try to (almost) launch myself out of bed to get myself really moving. It used to scare the heck out of my ex, unfortunately!

>>79484914
We are thinking the exact same way then, it is what I do too.

>>79484959
Heck yes! I can heartily recommend it to anybody reading this.

>uironisk breve på litausk

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Been a while again, boys.

>>79485227
hahahaha.

>>79485321
That seems like a good way to get kicked out of a casino.

>>79484914
>>79484959
I used to have a alarm clock with wheels, so if didn't stop it quickly it would jump off my shelf and run around the roon, it was annoying but it certainly got me up in the morning

>>79485384
That would have been awesome, but we have way too many cats back at home. It would have been an electronic massacre!

>>79485679
>boatfapper posts "stop fapping to boats"
hmmm

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well boats are for lewd

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Ah, when reporting works. Now we can get back to discussing the ramifications of supplying the Baltic countries with battleships, man!

>>79485984
Nice, but I need to go to bed really, so no time for such discussion on my end.

>>79486069
Alright, man, well... I'll see you another time. Little kiss on your ear, goodnight sweetheart.

>>79485984
Sure, why not?
>>79486069
Sleep well, Anon!

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>>79486092
>>79486124
Thank you, and good night

>>79486069
Night
Tight
Bug
Bite

>/balt/
>No baltic people to be seen

DUMB FROG POSTERS

mhm
mhm
i see now

gimme gimme gimme
a man after midnight

>>79486124
I mean, what a deterrent against Russian aggression!

>>79486537
Alternatively, they see it as a larger and more overt threat and start ramping up war games and other forms of colder aggression. You never know!

>>79486734
Maybe, but a handsome slew of 410mm high explosive shells will put an end to those kinda shenanigans pretty quick, dig?

>>79487025
So long as Russia, a much larger and more powerful country in terms of its military size and budget, doesn't retaliate and escalate, it could potentially help!

>>79483080
>>79483136
>>79483908
>>79484259
>>79485828
Good morning to you homos, i hope you are as miserable today as you were yesterday.

I wish you no succes in life, nor happiness.

>>79487195
i get why you want attention
i want it too
most people who post here want it
but i'll be damned, dude, get a better gimmick

>replying to Muhammad

>>79487273
>Muhammads
>in /balt/

>>79487147
Doubt it. I think it'd give some purpose to those old warships and battleships would look bitchin' sailing in the baltic sea under baltic flags.

>>79487397
It'd certainly be cool, but I'm not sure how much it would actually change.

>>79487864
Realistically, man, probably not a whole lot. If you look at navies among Baltic countries, baby, you'll see that they lack the logistical services to support a battleship properly.

But it would be bitchin' anyway.

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I'm sure the Baltic states have better navies than nz

The threads slowed down a bit, so why don't we get some atmosphere going

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ohI8oV5mYkU

>>79489836
I dig it to the day I die, man, let's soul this place up and set the mood nice and low... have mercy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7L65em0d88

>>79488937
Agreed!

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>>79481474
I like this thread, I'm staying.

>>79490778
Cool, glad to have you here

I showed up to class early and people are playing south park on the projector

I might start showing up to class earlier from now on

Just about to go vote for the first time

>>79493669
I thought gays didn't have rights.

>>79493773
That's Australia, over here gays can do everything (even marry)

>>79493824
Can they become un-gay?

>>79493842
I'm sure they could, but it might take a lot of electric shocks

>>79493898
Just expose them to females during sexual arousal until they're conditioned to like it.

aaaaaaaaa

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>>79493928
I suppose, but what about curing ironic gays?
>>79494116
bbbbbbbbb

>>79494139
Make them wear clothes that either explicitly advertise their homosexuality or heavily imply it.

>>79494203
But wouldn't that just make them more gay?

>>79494230
I thought that was the desired outcome.

>>79494203
Ain't you ever seen a man wearing capris?

>>79494272
I don't think so.

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>>79494245
Oh right, although that might just add extra levels of irony

you
say
i think
that
im
ne
ver
wrong


well
you
know
what

may
be
youre
right

I WONDER
IF YOU KNOW
WHAT IT MEANS

WHAT IT MEANS

AND I WONDER
IF YOU KNOW
WHAT IT MEANS

TO FIND YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE

YOU
SAY
HE
GOT
ON
YOUR
FU
CKING
NERVES

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I'm feeling a bit rebellious

I might go break some windows

why it rain nigga

did you u realise that youre a champion in their eyes


YES I DID

nigga talk down thats an uppercut

SKKRT SKKRT

>>79495970
Pull up of them all like

*on

Fuck I should proofread my posts

>>79496058
>>79496065
FUCKED IT.
It's RUINED now.

>>79496099
It is, I can't believe I've done this

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This is how I feel today. How about you guys?

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>>79496203
I've been feeling cool as a cucumber because of the Hawaiian shirt I wore today

Good afternoon lads.

>>79496388
Good afternoon

Has your day been good so far?

>>79496408
Yes haven't got up to much all day. And you?

>>79496432
My days been good, I got to sleep in and now I'm having dominos for dinner

>could sleep in today
>still wakke up at 7:30 an can't fall asleep again even though i went to sleep at like 2
man fuck this

>>79496558
That happens to me a lot, usually I just stay in bed and watch YouTube

That ain't right... no, that ain't right at all

>>79496700
up late tonight, baby?

Anybody got any good mixer recs for any regular coke / lime / orange soda i guess, got a lan coming up and i wanna get shitfaced for 3 days straight.

Have some spiced rum but want something different.

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>>79496771
Hey man, I'm a regular night owl, you understand. Something about the late night just resonated with me just right, man... get all comfy cozy and play some blues piano. Ride on the glowing high of past memories.

>>79496797
vodka
cranberry juice
ginger ale

>nz extra flegs updated
pls install so i can see whos a jafa

>>79496815
sounds comfy. good on you

>>79496826
Thank you, baby. Might take that bluetooth path after all. Could take it places... I think that might be what I do, man.

>>79496825
testicles

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>>79496825
I have extra flags on my desktop but 90% of the time I phonepost

>>79496819
is it good without the cranberry? i can't carry too much shit around i'm technically not meant to bring alcohol in

>>79496862
yeah should still work out well just remember to be generous with the ginger ale

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>>79496854
>>79496855
*steals these flags*

>>79496797
jägermeister with passionfruit juice is god tier too
jäger works well with anything really you could also mix it with blue fanta or something for the fancy look

>>79496915
here, have a proper flag

>>79496915
DON'T STEAL.

Well, fellas, it's about time for me to put rubber to road and get off to sleep. I'll see you hep cats some other time, you understand?

>>79497076
hey
good night

>>79497076
Goodnight
Sheep tight
Bed bite

>>79497076
Nighttight.
Good bite.
Bugs.

>>79497144
New Zealander'll tell you about sheep, baby, count on it

I almost threw up on the boat...

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>>79497368
Just don't fall overboard

All the Asian food places here are run by Whites. Whites cook and serve the food too.
Cultural approptiation much?

>>79497368
You on Stewart Island?

Good morning.

>>79498109
Good morning cutie

>>79498109
Good morning.

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to preface this i know im stupid. Would any baltbros know the english translation to the russian sample i used.

https://clyp.it/3qlftuhu

Wow without all the gay erp this thread is dead

Everyone must be a normie going out on a Friday night

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>79500030
You woke me up

i hate weeaboos

i'm on tinder and the only match i've had in a month is a weeaboo

should i go on a date with her and show her that 3d dick will never be as good as 2d dick?

>>79500071
You shouldn't be a sleep anyway.

>>79500091
No, she'll be a disgusting mess.

SACKY

>>79500091
That really depends on how she looks
>>79500112
Well I'm a rebel

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Anyone doing anything interesting this Friday night?

>>79500515
Nope.

>>79500515
Absolutely not, I'm feeling pretty run down so I'm staying in.
Not that I'd be out and if I didn't but who knows.

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>>79500136
>>79500112
no body pics so she's probably fat. i'm pretending to care about anime and she keeps talking about it though it's annoying as fuck.

Give me your love baby.

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>>79500542
>>79500555
Me either, I'm just watch a movie while hanging out here, just like every other Friday night
>>79500565
I'd say that it's not worth it but you do you.

Almost every anime fan I've met irl has be insufferably annoying and just generally awful to deal with

>>79500690
What movie ya watching m80 potatey

OUt of school
Getting ready for the bus to riga

Fuck love
Why cant i control the individual parts of my brain

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>>79500708
Poultrygeist night of the chicken dead

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Aint it funny how even after 3 months of being with other people you still go back

>>79500814
>menthol
disgusting

>tfw friday night
>tfw nothing to do
>tfw watching obscure bands on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oskHCN7kOrY&t=439s

Cooking a late dinner boys.

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Yay, I can hear my flatmate and his gf having sex on the other side of the wall, time to find where I put those earplugs

>>79502161
just masturbate and moan louder

>>79502161
Put on some very loud gay porn.

>>79496328
>Hawaiian shirt
Very good choice.

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>on /int/
>talking about how bad our public transport is
>some aus flag goes DURRRRRR OUR PUBLIC TRANSBORT GUD
>ask him where he lives
>he says he lives in the middle of the city
>mfw

>>79502349
>giving a shit about any /int/fags opinion
rookie mistake

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>>79502212
>>79502297
I'd rather not escalate things, I've just got my headphones on and playing Gary Numan loud enough that I can ignore it
>>79502332
Thanks, I'm hoping the weather is good enough that I can wear a different Hawaiian shirt to work tomorrow

>>79502368
>>79502368
>>79502368
>>79502368

>>79502349
>doesn't live in a major city

so you're a country bumpkin?
enjoy your shitty life on a farm

>>79502562
free palestine

>>79502852
>zhangistani reading comprehension

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>>79502852
>modern farm
>shitty life
I mean I get that it's aus but does anyone actually think this in current year?

Smelly bus, late 30 mins, 2 crying children, 2 LITERAL fags sitting in front of me

At least i have my phone

>>79504430
>fags
>riding a normal people bus
this is unacceptable

I need a happy beginning middle and ending