/brit/

any Mao Zedong man in

new girl at work fancies me

When cellphones first appeared, they gave people one more means of communication, which they could accept or reject. But before long, most of us began to feel naked and panicky anytime we left home without one.

To do without a cellphone — and soon, if not already, a smartphone — means estranging oneself from normal society. We went from “you can have a portable communication device” to “you must have a portable communication device” practically overnight.

Not that long ago, you could escape the phone by leaving the house. Today most people are expected to be instantly reachable at all times. These devices have gone from servants to masters.

Kaczynski cannot be surprised. “Once a technical innovation has been introduced,” he noted, “people usually become dependent on it, so that they can never again do without it, unless it is replaced by some still more advanced innovation. Not only do people become dependent as individuals on a new item of technology, but, even more, the system as a whole becomes dependent on it. (Imagine what would happen to the system today if computers, for example, were eliminated.)”.

alri innit

>>79481346
good lad is tim

>>79481390
no not a fan

>>79481392
haha

>>79481392
dont get it

Technology has doomed us all to slavery.

>>79481429
ugly asmr bint

a girl once said i have judging eyes. i shagged that girl later on.

>>79481346
tim needs a new pc

>>79481452
not as much slavery as in the age before technology though at least

not interested in the opinions of sex havers

>>79481478
t. vile cowardly inferior slug

STOP MESSING HIM ABOUT

>>79481346
DIRE fucking strits going on with tim right now, i cant imagine how much worse he can get

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnbaTLX3vxo [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gan2J_9l8x0 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vna90w8uWAc [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di4ojFfvFDw [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-Yrj7BWe3I [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MPoSwRcXRE [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH6u7XGr3qM [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4pgrlOKqDA [Embed]

you reckon Vinay is behind the hacks?

lads
i havent had sex since March

how long until my virginity grows back?

American and Canadian girls seem a lot more genuine than shitty Irish and brit bitches

>>79481529
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

>>79481490
the opinion of a virgin is worthless desu

Went to Inverness today

Pokey little shithole

WHY AM I SO ATTRACTED TO BROWN GIRLS

Favourite books: Harry Potter, the game of thrones series, the hunger games trilogy, company of liars. I always have a book on the go.

Movies: Lord of the Rings trilogy, Hunger Games, Juno, American Pie. Love a good film and like most genres, except action movies without a good story.

Music: everything really! From Katy Perry to Muse, Mumford and Sons to Foo Fighters. Went to Glastonbury for the first time in 2013, it was amazing! Enjoying Sia at the moment.

>>79481541
sometimes you don't want a girl that tells you everything though

wish you'd leave tim alone 2bh

how would any of you even explain the multitude of tim pictures in your images folder or the ~10 daily videos on your subscription page if anyone went through your pc/laptop?

>>79481529
SHUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
IM ABOUT TO BREAK

>>79481529
1 year

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>>79481526
>communist russia country

>>79481587
I'd say dad's mate makes videos and that

>>79481587
i explained tim to my mum last week cause we were driving and i saw a sign that said "High Wycombe" and it reminded me of him

she didnt really "get" it, but equally she didn't seem to think it was morally wrong of me to be interested in him

>>79481573
And what high brow interests do you have?? Stroking your dick to traps? Sick of mongy lads on here making fun of normal interests

tim is fucking mental

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anime

>>79481526
Why won't these load?

>>79481587
why, with nervous laughter of course

>>79481587
my only friend finds him quite interesting too
not sure who else would care

took a bus into town for no real reason then just ate a subway and walked an hour home

dont know what im doing with myself

>>79481568
anything north of edinburgh is a desolate wasteland

>>79481526
why does he trip over his words?

>>79481573
why are all normoids the same person

>>79481526
Someone needs to call Trump and let him know of this man's appeal

>>79481682
cringe

moving to the united states as my human rights are being violated because my computer is broken

>>79481660
theyve hacked his youtube account

>>79481688
theyve hacked his voicebox

>>79481660
hacks

mad how we were never asked

>>79481682
once when I was NEET my gran told my mum there was some job fare on in town and I had to leave the house for several hours to pretend I was going

I paid £20 for a return train ticket to my nearest city and just spend ~2 and a half hours on the train there and back looking out the window

>tfw still using my 14-18 Zip Card even though I'm 20

heh heh heh
these free busrides sure are something eh lads?

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The garms

Section Tim jesus

>>79481759
very good cosplay

Popular things are bad because lots of people like them

Discuss

explain tim to me please
what do I need to go through to understand him

>>79481753
why didn't you just go

>>79481526
Guarantee his hard drive is crammed full of years and years of uncompressed video footage and its fucked his laptop up.

>>79481781
Popular things are good because lots of people like them

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why don't women have hobbies or interests?

>>79481791
1. DPD saga
2. Vinay Incident
3. Sainsbury's saga
4. Hacks on My PC Discovery
5. Oxford Health arc
6. Green Card/Geneva Convention Appeal

>>79481813
nah, he deletes things once they're on youtube
it's just a failing hard drive

>>79481759
lol

>>79481799
because hes a lazy cunt who needs a kick up the hole

>>79481813
>>79481837
im guessing he does delete them because no way any harddrive can fit 14000 720p 30 minute videos

This is an urgent appeal to the united states, please take me to your country as a citizen under the Geneva convention

I don't want to be in this horrible communist Russia country any more

>>79481753
ahaha this reminds me once my mum forced me to go so I just went grabbed a load of leaflets from the tables, some of them tried to talk to me so I just gave them mumbled answers and then walked out grinning, thinking I had played it proper well

biked around town for a few more minutes then back home, mum asked a few questions but she genuinely thought I tried and ended up making a hot chocolate for me bless her

>>79481825
Would love to see the hobbies of the men who complain about this.

>>79481799
autism, lack of self-esteem and social anxiety

even when I finally got around to applying for jobs I no-showed several interviews because I just couldn't bring myself to walk through the door. I would put on smart clothes, get the train in then just could not go to the interview

in the end to get my current job I had to self-medicate the anxiety to literally get the confidence to walk into the building

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The garms 2

>>79481390
test

>>79481881
yeah
if you look carefully in some of his videos, he uses the same beaut_files folder that also has some pictures of karen carpenter in it

time to go out and purchase severals grams of lovely cocaine goodness to ensure the moment i walk in my house after work tomorrow i'm ramming it into my nostrils and buzzing out of my mind

Tim just needs to pull himself up by his bootstraps. No more of this Oxford health lark-hes a fit young man. Aspiring actor too, phenomenal singer. He needs to be out of this disgusting commie hole asap so the abuse can stop.

why is tim so aesthetic

NEED to get into schizocore

>>79481526
He shall kill the DPD driver soon

Tim should get a fucking job. Why the fuck doesn't he work? This is what NEETness leads to, behaving like a spoilt brat. He needs to get motivated and become gainfully employed.

>>79481904

i always throw up from anxiety before interviews, and usually throw up in the mornings for the first week of a new job

>>79481904
my heart pounds in my chest when I'm lying in bed in the mornings, unless its my day off

>Britain's a communist state
>the geneva convention

How does the mad bastard even think of this shite truly one of Britain's greatest comedians performance art at its finest

>>79482011
Alri boomer

give me british gf right now
I won't unclog your toilet until you do

>>79482059
Fuck off leech

general seems extra runty today

Imagine if everything Tim said was actually true. Would make for an excellent TV series kino

>>79481898
FILM
1. 建国大业 (Huang & Han, 2009)
2. Apocalypse Now (F. Coppala, 1979)
3. The Birth of a Nation (Griffith, 1915)
4. 十二生肖 (Chan, 2012)
5. IIIIIIIIIIIIIII1891091718191612$€€€&-@ (Sandler, 2017)

CINÉMA
1. Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo (Leone, 1966)
2. Bee Movie (Smith & Hickner, 2007)
3. Eyes Wide Shut (Kubrick, 1999)
4. तीन बेवकूफ (Hirani, 2009)
5. Kindsköpfe (Dugan, 2010)

KINO
1. Mondo Acquatico (Costner & Reynolds, 1995)
2. Herz aus Glas (Herzog, 1976)
3. 劇場版ポケットモンスター ミュウツーの逆襲 (Yuyama, 1998)
4. Avatar (Cameron, 2009)
5. 2001: A Space Odyssey (Kubrick, 1968)

LITERATURE
God Delusion

>>79482085
no it isn't
be quiet

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Please buy this for £2, I'm a failed artist

not posted this video in several months

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTKSIk7Uqvo

>>79481825
>harry potter , transformers, etc
what etc is there to these films?

>I spend 10 hours a day slaving away to pay for a fat scrounger called Tim to berate doctors and hackers for his failed life and awful singing
Put him to work!!

>>79482120
Artists only truly succeed when they're dead lad

>>79482074
Why are they banging all the time?

>>79482147
tim doesn't receive any benefits

>>79482074
The pictures are all identical

>>79482133
The "etc" means
>Other pleb tasteless shite for low iq morons

>>79482026
>>79482021
numales

I think mum knows I didn't volunteer at the charity shop today, said I went at 10 to 5 but the shop closes at 5
then she said oh so you came home at 10 to 5 then, and I said yeah
guess it isn't so bad now that I've blogged about it

does tim think he's a prisoner of war? why is he obsessed with the geneva conventions

>>79482120
id unironically buy that, i need to decorate my new uni room
do you have a webshop?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4zluA60hjs

Getting feelings

>>79482147
He's got a trust fund tho

>>79482169
virus do not click

>>79482168
don't believe you, is there somewhere you can check?

>>79482168


>>79482216
NHS morons

>>79482031
THIS IS AN APPEAL TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, PLEASE GET ME OUT OF THIS COUNTRY
IT'S FILLED WITH COWARDS THAT KEEP SILENCING ME

>>79482232
hmm what?

starting to believe that bum wanking might be at least slightly gay

>>79482178
wow are you a garda detective or something

gf keeps sharing bake off memes with me

>>79482241
i dont think a couple of appointments costs that much

incessant bakeoff memes..

>>79482301
didnt see you make such an astute observation

>>79482236
I've been following tim's videos very closely
he pays for things out of his own money

>>79482241
>grrr the invalids are sapping muh tax money

>>79482336
why is gay porn so much better than straight porn

>>79482336
heh tit

>>79482359
his own money that he gets from the gov

Knock, knock...

Why do the Irish overcompensate and have to say prime minister, police and parliament in gay-lick when speaking English? Non insecure countries just use the translation

>>79482336
>First Time Gay Sex with Zach Douglas
Sep 1, 2017

>Ripped Zach Douglas FUCKS Caden Carli
>Aug 28, 2017

hmmm.......

>>79482395
no it's from his own savings

>someone doesn't work and says he isn't on the dole
>you believe he isn't on the dole
doing a think

want to become a south african warlord and hunt down white farmers

The endgame of the gay agenda is to abolish the nuclear family
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/plans-family-homes-middle-village-13619068

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Just learned that I've been buying weed off a Paki this entire time

>>79482359
Ive followed him closely and while he never made any allusions to being on benefits I think its likely hes on benefits as well as the dwindling trust fund probably gets disability into his bank account

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Supreme

>>79482400
WHO'S THERE

>>79482512
It text

have eaten pizza every night for dinner for 1.5 years.

>>79482505
when's tim going to give up on his hair and accept his baldness?

>>79482553
same

ooohh yyess uuuughhh yesss uughhhh nngnnnnn nhnnnn nngnnnnnhnnn uuuughfuck hhhhhhnnng uuuuuguuuuuuuuuuuh

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4883306/Diane-Abbott-says-n-b-live-GMB.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4883306/Diane-Abbott-says-n-b-live-GMB.html

>the rorkes in the comments still posting abuse

didnt she literally stomp her constituency in the election with like a 30k majority? she cnt be that bad with numbers that big

>>79482573
good post

UUUGHHHH YESSSSHHH UUNNNNGGG GNNNNG IMM GONNA HUUGHHHHH NNNNGGH NNHHNNNG HHHNNG UUUUUGHHH HHFUCK KKKKK UUUUUUUGH

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99%

Cute teen cum-slut gets facial 3,147 views
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Cute Teen Boy Barefucked by Huge Black Meat 860,290 views
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Cute Asian Korean Boy Wank 227,230 views
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>all this choice...
Which one should I watch, lads?

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Hon hon, Germans are fuckin invading the UK...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4884574/Fights-break-ahead-Cologne-Arsenal-match.html

that not barmcake my wife!

brown eyes do not maketh a white man

>>79482617
mediocre post

>>79482620
k-on

>>79482575
DM commenters hate everything, especially if it's brown or has a weird accent/name. You could replace Diane Abbot with anyone and the comments would be the same.

>>79482540
IT TEXT WHO

>>79482575
blacks vote for blacks. doesnt matter how good or shit they are.

>>79482682
Fuck off racist twat

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>>79482653
It takes two to tango

>>79482460
why didn't you realise sooner

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me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe on 14 September 2017

Light eyed people certainly aren't white
Intact they aren't even people at all

>>79482620

cut your off your own testicles and you will find you will have no interest in sex. I would strongly recommend that you do this in fact.

>>79482682
bigoted and downright problematic

WARNING: BENDERS BELOW THIS LINE
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>>79482720

>>79482702
>>79482744
im entirely correct though.

Hate the senpai

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WARNING: BENDERS ABOVE THIS LINE

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>>79482720
IM DEAD LMAOOO

>>79482754
>>79482761
>>79482770
haha benders

>>79481390
*shoves a tube attached to a bike pump up your arse and inflates you until you explode*

hate hate speech

>>79481754
How is it still working?

willy gets shorter but thicker once erect :S

want to play eu4

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>>79482804

>>79482811
could never get passed the first level in dig dug

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIMMZQJ1H6E

>>79481346

Who is this man and why he have so many pics?

>>79482830
and they say not all fags are paedophiles...

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Reminder: Corbyn had sex with Diane Abbott in a field

>>79482732
rasheed

>>79482830
nobody cares you mentally ill freak

My penis head bends back a bit if I pull my foreskin back enough when erect, anyone else get this?

hate hate hate speech

Damn...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIuOWv-mLP4

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>>79482871
didn't know there was a limit on photos you're allowed to take

>>79482917
good album

Is tim finally having a full blown breakdown?

>James, while John had had "had", had had "had had"; "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.
you fuggers are weird

hate man buns
hate man bums
love massive chebs

simple as

>>79482830
very gay

Why were the Japs so brutal during WWII? I'm reading about the massacres they orchestrated, a lot of Brits, Aussies and Americans were savagely murdered in all kinds of deprived ways. How'd they go from beheading Westerners to making nintendos?

>>79482988
Probs most of the warped ones were killed off

>>79482988
>a lot of Brits, Aussies and Americans were savagely murdered in all kinds of deprived ways

That's what the Anglo deserves.

>>79482988
>Why are non whites savage

Hmm

>>79483012
moor monkey

why do benders act more feminine than actual females? trannies do the same thing.

overcompensation or what? its fucking weird

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>cum to amateur gay porn
>search up the guy in the video
>find his tumblr, hes a 25 year old Swede
>read all about his happy life and his loving (and kinky) relationship with his monogamous bf
>get depressed
>tfw i will never have a huge cock like the swede
>tfw i will never have a cute feminine face like his partner
>tfw no bf

why am i like this

>>79482988
wait till you read about unit 731

>>79482873
>paedophiles
it wouldn't be on pornhub if it was cp you fucking cuck

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buying the new iphone, /brit/?

>>79483094
because you're bent

>>79483074
who are these meant to be?

>>79482724
Lad had a middle man who I've been buying through.

>>79482922
She bullied timmy a lot

>>79483094
Because your fat and have a small penis

>>79483117
false

>>79483044

Just as the night rises against the day, the light and dark are in eternal conflict. So too, is the Anglo the greatest enemy of the dominant species on earth, mankind. The Anglo is a biological creature, crafted by nature, which has hands, legs, eyes and mouth, even the semblance of a brain. Nevertheless, this terrible creature is only a partial human being.

Although it has features similar to a human, the Anglo is lower on the spiritual and psychological scale than any animal. Inside of this creature lies wild and unrestrained passions: an incessant need to destroy, filled with the most primitive desires, chaos and coldhearted villainy.

An Anglo and nothing more!

Not all of those who appear human are in fact so. Woe to him who forgets it!

British and Irish barbarians, Australians, Amerifats and Canadian savages all make up this modern underworld of subhumans that is always headed by the appearance of the eternal Anglo.

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>be gay
>claim to like men
>but only men who behave like women
>and look like 10 year old boys

yep, totally normal lads.

>>79483094
hello x

>>79482988
>How'd they go from beheading Westerners to making nintendos?

Firebombing and atomic bombs I suppose

>>79483132
Horrible hypocrite

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>>79483135
im not fat and i dont have a small penis
i just have an irrational inferiority complex over not being in the top 0.0001% of humanity

>>79482830
christ
not gay but..

>>79483167
yes you are
yes you do

>>79483129
steve merchant & karl pilkington
fool

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>>79483155
i like femboys and i like beefy masc guys too
checkmate

starting to realise why muslims hate queers.

glad i bought gear off the DNMs this morning

the BTC drop is mental

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>>79483012
Leave the monkeys alone

like women, sexually speaking

Seen a boy in Asda with a bunch of flowers and a woman said "aw whos the lucky girl" and he legit turned roond and was like "ma grans deed"

would NOT fuck some hairy man's masculine arse but would DEMOLISH a qt twink's

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>>79483200

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>>79483238
wherefore

>>79483261
>writing out a twitter post
>copying a twitter post from reddit

state of you mate

laughing at all the effort benders have to go through just to achieve penetrative sex. literally no option for instinctual, lustful, spontaneous and raw sex. everything has to be planned out and organised in advance. what an unsatisfying fetish to invest in.

no wonder they all turn to extreme and perverse sex acts; trying to chase that satisfaction high only heteros can have. lots of paedos seem to be bent as well. funny that.

>>79483238
you're like a woman, sexually speaking? bit gay

>>79483278
>>79483198
>>79483167
bit gay

>>79483287
Just saw it on Twitter desu

>>79483165
Seriously, reading about all of there barbarism makes me feel less guilty about those atomic bombs.

>>79483167
>im not fat and i dont have a small penis
Gonna have to prove it mate

>>79482830
opened this at work and my boss nearly fired me but the cocks are slightly blurred out so its ok

>>79483278
literally looks like a child. fucking nonce.

>>79483270
what on earth is this from?

rarely see old gays. do they all kill themselves when they hit 40 because the only thing they have (their bodies) turn to shit?

>>79483320
how do you know what a child wearing panties looks like you fucking paedo?

>>79483316
no
;^;

>>79483320
>GRRR NONCES GRRR

the romans and greeks partook in the bumming of younger men
I thought /brit/ was full of fascists

nonce nonce nonce

>>79483200
they're alri when you hear the "they just want a normal relationship albeit with someone of the same sex" spiel but then you realise the majority of them are disgusting, borderline pedo cunts

>tfw as gonna ask this cute girl out at work who i was chatting with every break
>tfw havent seen her in 2 weeks and she doesnt use fb

state of me lads, what do i do

THIS PLACE MAKES ME SICK I COME HERE FOR GOOD CLEAN JOKES AND PUT EFFORT BUT FUCK YOU FAGGOTS

more like brit gay

>>79483372
because in the 70s if you were outwardly gay your life would be ruined
so they all learnt to keep themselves heavily, heavily repressed

its also why the gay old guys you do see are so fucking creepy and horrible - decades of repression

>>79483394
Disregard women. Acquire currency.

>>79483378
>I thought /brit/ was full of fascists
maybe to the deranged children that incessantly flood every thread with tankie shite

>>79483373
Take off your clothes lad

>>79483392
literally. see >>79483278
he's wanking to someone with the body of a 10 year old. and he thinks its normal? fucking hell what a mental case

>>79483414
tell us a joke then

bought some cheap monthly contact lenses and they were absolute shit

>>79483428
most gays are creepy and horrible. example: the bent spammer in this thread

*evaporates all benders*
ahh much better

*sucks you off*

remember when they called it global cooling and then changed to global warming and then to "climate change"?

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CORBYCUNTS OUT

>>79483372
nah they just keep to themselves for the most part
a lot of them don't like the newer generations of gays

glad most gays off themselves or die of disease. good old mother nature restoring the balance.

cackling at this article
http://thermidormag.com/the-top-10-most-loathsome-neocon-bugmen/

>>79483505
see this PROVES it's all bullshit

Just finished Hillary Rodham Clinton's new book

>>79483312
>feeling guilty
Nah they were vicious little pricks who started something they couldn't finish. Most of the worst ones got off scot-free as well.

>muh aids epidemic
have you tried not sticking your knob up a strangers arse?

>>79483505
it's almost as if it wasn't fully understood in the past, and that the definitions have changed over time as scientists have learnt more on the subject

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>>79483443
no no you dont understand
im jealous of the twink in the facemask, not attracted to him

im attracted to the swede with a huge dick who's been banging him

>>79483535
the people that are talking about this shit today were telling us that Europe would be in famine by the year 2000

>MS in Cybersecurity in Computer Science
do you think an english speaker came up with the name for this degree? literally about to not go to a university because of that name. is it as bad as it seems to me?

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>TFW really big bum
>tfw might post a pic on /brit/

>>79483567
FUCK I NEED THIS AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


FUCK THIS SHITHOLE OF A COUNTRY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZuJpnXEK08

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZuJpnXEK08

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZuJpnXEK08

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What do you lads reckon Katy ment by this

not a big fan of british toryism 2bh

i find it to essentially be the prolification of purely seflish interest under the guise of buzz words like stability and responsibility and stewardship. Despite the fact that tories actively shunt off any responsbility claiming that it is more effective for neighbourliness and community to take over these remits than for the state to.

>>79483578
>>79483578
need responses to this

>>79483578
seems somewhat redundant tbf

>>79483633
probably 'generate ad revenue'

>>79483270
beautiful example of cross-cultural co-operation

>>79483633
'look at my bum'

need a hot gay twink faggot twatcake bf

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>>79483633
Trying to outdo my gf

might do a cheeky 'cide

>>79483593
I think you should. Maybe even make it the edition for the next thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E

Mao Zedong was pretty based tbqh lads

>>79483633
>her first album was Christian rock

wew

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quebecois bf just sent me ça

>>79483699
was thinking about this with miley cyrus. she was initially a complete bubblegum pop disney girl aimed at girls who were 12. by the time those girls were 18 their role model was actively flashing her minge on stage.

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>>79483633
>girls who spend hours dicking about in yoga pants doing bodyweight garbage

why do they not just do 30 mins of barbell compounds with moderate weight so as to actually get some results

wife had a miscarriage l-la...

>>79483633
>can't help but imagine a "brrap" with each successive lift of her legs
fuck you /brit/

maybe ill feel better if i make my own lewd tumblr blog for uploading cute pictures

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我們心中的紅色太陽
在祖國邊界閃耀一片紅色
十萬公里的聲音大聲清晰
腳踏上高地的紅旗
一千條河流進入大海
一萬隻向日葵向日葵開放
延邊人沉迷於唱歌
我們的心紅太陽
哦,毛主席
我們無限期地愛你
你的教訓在我們心中
延邊人祝你
長壽無邊,長壽多年無邊界


我們心中的紅色太陽
在祖國邊界閃耀一片紅色
十萬公里的聲音大聲清晰
腳踏上高地的紅旗
一千條河流進入大海
一萬隻向日葵向日葵開放
延邊人沉迷於唱歌
我們的心紅太陽
哦,毛主席
我們無限期地愛你
你的教訓在我們心中
延邊人祝你
長壽無邊,長壽多年無邊界

>>79483782
LOVE this post

>>79483742
Don't want to look like a little boy

feel like I'm getting fatter but still don't look fat yet

>>79483669
i thought so too. not a racist but do you think an indian or chinese came up with that name? http://www.strawpoll.me/13930671

>>79483782
not the greatest choice of words

>>79483763
try 4chan
works for me heh heh heh

you just have to space out the lewdposts so people dont get too pissed off at you

>>79483782
GREAT post

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got a sore throat

>Thousands of men, women and children interned at prisoner of war camps were subjected to vivisection, often without anesthesia and usually ending with the death of the victim.
>Vivisections were performed on prisoners after infecting them with various diseases. Researchers performed invasive surgery on prisoners, removing organs to study the effects of disease on the human body.
>These were conducted while the patients were alive because it was feared that the decomposition process would affect the results.
>The infected and vivisected prisoners included men, women, children, and infants.

>Prisoners had limbs amputated in order to study blood loss. Those limbs that were removed were sometimes re-attached to the opposite sides of the body. Some prisoners' limbs were frozen and amputated, while others had limbs frozen, then thawed to study the effects of the resultant untreated gangrene and rotting.

>Some prisoners had their stomachs surgically removed and the oesophagus reattached to the intestines. Parts of the brain, lungs, liver, etc., were removed from some prisoners.

ahh, those japs eh lads

>>79483633
very, very disrespectful

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Smoked a bit of weed today.
Alcohol tonight.

Bf's birthday tonight! He's 28 now, I'm still 27 til November haha! Old man!

24% body fat now but been lifting for a while.
decided to shift the fat.

aiming for 500 kcal deficit.

feel hungry all the time :(

>>79483126
Yes, getting it on finance

>>79483854
She looks Italian

>>79483854
beautiful

>>79483854
post one of her videos

NEW

>>79483904
>>79483904

>>79483872
alri deano.

>>79483787
>>79483830

Chinese teenagers

>Physiologist Yoshimura Hisato conducted experiments by taking captives outside, dipping various appendages into water, and allowing the limb to freeze. The effects of different water temperatures were tested by bludgeoning the victim to determine if any areas were still frozen.

>Human targets were used to test grenades positioned at various distances and in different positions. Flamethrowers were tested on humans. Humans were also tied to stakes and used as targets to test germ-releasing bombs, chemical weapons, and explosive bombs.

>In other tests, subjects were deprived of food and water to determine the length of time until death; placed into high-pressure chambers until death; experimented upon to determine the relationship between temperature, burns, and human survival; placed into centrifuges and spun until death; injected with animal blood; exposed to lethal doses of x-rays; subjected to various chemical weapons inside gas chambers; injected with sea water; and burned or buried alive.

ahhhh yes, the cheeky little yellow bastards

>>79483877
maltese

>>79483210
not very good opsec runtoid