/brit/

Those are buns

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anime

lounge

>>79476199
Those are rolls lad

>>79476199
nice batch of barmcakes

those are barbs

shat myself a bit today

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>>79476267
>barbs

so many shades of white
so many shades of pale

*posts on the chon in my secure room while sand people roam the streets*

>>79476300
me in the cob

>>79476300
no bread in cornwall or scotland?

>>79476199
they're called roundie-rollies sweetie :)

>>79476300
>teacake

what on earth

>>79476300
why is the desolate wasteland to the north not included

And then I said "That's not a cob, that's my wife!"

where has everyone gone, only 11 people have come over to the new thread so far

>>79476300
bap only

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i am officially addicted to gay romance webcomics

im obsessive. i read 350 pages of yaoi from the hours of 1 - 4 am last night

I NEED HELP

spending my freshers at cat's meow

and then I said "That's not a barmcake, that's my wife!"

>>79476279
nice

COAX ME
CAJOLE ME

>>79476350
sounds suspiciously bent that

>>79476323
Do you want to venture beyond the wall to find out what the heathens call a roll?

>lowlands are the same as the souf
find this hard to believe

and then I said "that's not a barmcake, that's my wife!"

>>79476300
>barm

barm cakes are separate things to rolls

>>79476350
did you wank when you were reading them? if so, how many times?

>>79476350
Just read yaoi you twat

While you were posting on /brit/ I studied the blade

>>79476394
they are just bigger and flatter

just watched the latest black pigeon speaks video and the intro had nazi troop footage
i thought this lad was only a moderate like sargon etc

>bap
more like brap

While you were posting on /brit/ I sucked the willy

>>79476350
h-h-h-h-h-h-i

>>79476384
no it's wet & there are more mosquitoes & they deep fry everything, the heathens

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>>79476397
no, never. i dont think im gay.

i did occasionally literally throw my phone down and go "eeeee" when something especially cute happened

>>79476424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsUvcjk8J5c

>>79476422
barm cakes are leavened with barm
normal rolls are not

why gas the heebs when you could gas the weebs?

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>>79476453
Savages

>youtube defaults to 480p

Fuck me, how did we live like that

there's a yank having a spastic attack in the last thread
poor chap

>>79476474
still sounds nicer than the average english accent

ACHTUNG
baby

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>>79476435
hi

>>79476403
its not as good as western webcomics
the faces are too pointy, it looks stupid

>>79476530
really good album desu

>>79476300
we say roll too btw
anything else is just some dumb yokel slang

>>79476422
you're thinking of stotties or muffins

can one of you yanks please get tim out of this communist russia country filled with cowards trying to hack his pc and keep him down?

>>79476553
no one asked

>>79476553
it's a cob

While you were begging for (You)s I mastered the blockchain

wa'er

bread spheroid

>>79476558
baps

... I appeal to the USA ... My human rights are being abused in this country ... Please get me out of this country to USA today I want to be a USA citizen ... Filmed by and of me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe on the 14 September 2017 ...

>>79476570
dont care

>>79476578
sorry bumpkin, I don't understand what you're saying

>>79476632
He's lost it

>>79476300
welsh and say roll

cocaine boyz

While you were spouting gimmicks at each other I cultivated inner strength

>>79476632
has he tried getting a new computer

>>79476470
Why you reading gay comics if you're not bent

the bears told him that the british cowards are silencing him because he's too good at singing
THIS IS AN URGENT APPEAL
SAVE HIM

>>79476663
safe to say that anyone who would voluntarily move to america is mentally ill

>>79476632
tim be mad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnbaTLX3vxo

gonna wank all day tomorrow

>>79476686
no, he's a mentally ill idiot and thinks he's being hacked, even though his problem is textbook hard drive failure

>>79476686
how can he get a new computer if his computer's being hacked so relentlessly?

half a day at work tomorrow then next week off
highly comfy

24 (twenty four) hours since my last wank
might be a new record?

RIP ludders

>>79476727
If he just wants to move back to SB then I can see him wanting to come back but if wants to go to bumfuckey then he's beyond saving

... Geneva Convention ...

spending time with the now-disappeared gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xm__9G7Oxk

>>79476714
I
DONT
KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


theyre just cute okay?
why do people who arent from the East End watch Eastenders?

>>79476727
america is better than here in every way
doubly so for england

hope my packs land tomorrow

>>79476667
No they say bap look at the map you idiot

>>79476767
running low on lolli material i bet you filthy nonce

>>79476199
*bin lids

Tim is gonna start killing people soon

on the zubrowska apple juice for an hour already what am I like

>>79476562
>he actually walked all the way out into the street while filming
he must be quite pissed off today

>>79476866
no he won't
he's not the violent type
he's a pussy

>>79476821
yeah go move to chicago, st louis, new orleans etc and see how that works out

And now that the 'chon is on fire and leftypol is at the gates you have the audacity to come to me for help?

>>79476890
his videos are getting increasingly more desperate and aggressive

Any gay lads in?

>>79476913
he's not going to start attacking people

>>79476914
yeah x

>>79476914
no they've all came out aha wahey!

but seriously benders are not welcome here

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WHAT

hey jane when you gonna die?
hey jane when you gonna die?
hey jane when you gonna die?
hey jane when you gonna die?

>>79476913
hes too fat and stupid

There Are No Successful Black Nations
http://foreignpolicy.com/2016/08/09/there-are-no-successful-black-nations-africa-diginty-racism-pan-africanism/

>>79476903
Why would I purposely move to the worst parts of America?

>>79476914
not gay but going to ag ay bar later bc people r friendlier there to losers like me by themselvesq

Diane Abbott said Nigger on TV at 9am

>>79476994
USA?

>>79476996
if its better in every way then why wouldnt you?

>>79476974
who?

>>79476350
>yaoi
Isn't it banned in the UK ?
also moving near London for a semester, what dumb legislation regarding porn should I be aware of ?

>>79476913
his computer is just giving him grief and he can't fix it because hes spent all his money on guitar accessories and scented candles. he'll get it fixed with his christmas bonus and then calm down

>>79477003
she's allowed to say it as much as she wants
you however are not

today's the 14th of september
wouldn't write that down otherwise would i

>>79477021
facesitting porn is illegal too

>>79477013
my bf

>>79476350
i think you're a tad gay

>>79477034
he's not on the dole

>>79476998
also not gay but is this really true? have you made gay friends there?
just asking for my mate cause he doesnt have many haha

btw the offical /britgoingout/ crew is reuniting after a 3 week hiatus this saturday for a night at corsica studios, see yout here or see you square

>>79477011
I would go but not to the black infested parts

>>79477038
is she also allowed to be racist to white people?

>>79477064
this isn't a thing

>>79477003
hate that fat ape

good evening

While you were having premarital sex I manipulated differential equations

>>79477086
bonjour

>>79477062
how do u define friends i hve numbers of 2 lads who i have met there on more than one occasion but it's only to go back to that gay bar and not seen either of them in over a month but at one point was texting one of them every 4-5 days.

>>79477075
you're not in the discord? Awkward...

any lads coming to the leftypol discord meetup?

>>79477086
hola

bit windy out

>>79477075
haha it is. you should have seen when we did brixton jam like a month ago, we wre all doing coke and this one young lad did it for the first time and otok all his clothes off in the club and got banned for life lmao

>>79477091
A lot of people have sex and solve diff eq.

everyone is banned

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now u can watch tim while u watch tim

>>79477019
would fuck her if you know what i mean

>>79477062
im pretty sure thats the resident gayposter/leftypol spammer
his grammar and spelling is really shit always because hes a dumb phoneposter

>>79477075
youre not in the /brit/ whatsapp?

what's the most kino Tim video?

>>79477162
they deserve it

>>79477073
yes

>>79477105
good enough, sounds like theyll talk to you while youre there at least
just hope none of them think my friend is gay when he isnt but he might give it a go

*tickles you*

>>79477176
oi go fuck yourself potato the grammar is fine and no phoneposting faggotry, not gay either

>>79477196
why?

*punches you*

>>79477172
actually reddit

only 1 hour and 48 minutes left of the shift and then I'm free from this shit job for good

FUCK tesco desu

fuck you.

>>79477215
>not gay but going to ag ay bar later bc people r friendlier there to losers like me by themselvesq

>>79477204
o they all think u're gay so u gota say that you're bi and more into women or they r like why the fuck u at a gay bar haha, gay scene is really fun though everyone up for dancing. Obviously u gota be comfortable doing some gay shit and being really emotive to songs or you wont have a good time but I like it.
t. straight

>>79477221
because racism against whites is justified

>>79477229
show us yer chebs sara

i like going to gay bars and starting fights with queers

gram of the ol 'cetamol

>>79477229
alri sara

>>79477241
name one problem with the grammar mr smarties

>>79477186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4gGf19tEVU

>>79477291
hard man

'ent shagged in about two 'half year lads

>>79477269
whites only make up 7% of the world population so they are the minority

quite a peng look this

http://i.4cdn.org/int/1505402784637.jpg
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>>79477021
they aren't enforced

cant believe you people actually sit through tim's videos of his moronic ranting

3 grams of H2O up the shitter

dont have a tv nor a phone

only got a laptop and a vision

x

>>79477264
shut the fuck up

>>79477264
hmm maybe if my friend is extremely drunk or something thats alright but my friend is a wee bit spergy and that
hell consider it

stalin was a bit of a nut when you think about it

>>79477274
>>79477293
slyly hoped that she'd be working at my store when I applied desu, manny on the map

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need a white nationalist party in britain that dresses and acts smart and has fashy torchlight marches

>>79477226
having sex is reddit now?
if so im going back desu

300 milligrams of cannabis straight down the lungs

*knocks you for 6*

>>79477418
cringe

>>79477404
lol ok rorke

>>79477394
fuck off you girmey lil commie cunt

>>79477402
i think gays are very accepting bc a lot of them are fucking weird as well

>>79477412
she's said which one she works at on twitter

think it's altrincham or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=c_3el4IAevg

i can feel the autism creeping back

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> no stotties
Southerns, as well as being poofs and soft, do not have stottie cakes.

Loving every laugh.

>>79477301
why does he leave the door open?

>>79476257
that's my wife

new face filters on instagram today

>>79477404
*writes "Irish" down on my "Enemies of the people" list*

hope you like steppes sweaty xx

>>79477458
18+ site you scroty little disease

>>79477444
*kills 60 million people for no reason*

haha ok rorke

Peng girl at work just added me on Facebook, she's the only one who has and I've been there 3 months, what message should I send to start the ball rolling?
She added me so I guess the balls in my court to message first

>>79477471
I think it got hot in the flat spracklen house

NEED A MOTHERFUKKIN GF MUH NYUKKAS

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>>79477465
100 hours into warband I realized that you can speed up in the overworld. I never realized why I barely made progress on every save

>>79477507
fancy a shag?

>>79477507
hi giv pusy

>>79477507
post a dick pic on your wall and tag her in it

>>79477501
who are you you lil fucking tosspot don't have a go at me because you're from a shithole fag

>>79477300
>grammar and spelling

>>79477504
>no reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pII_2VbgheI

something to fill your night

>>79477468
>how do you want your bread senpai?
fuck the bread just gimme a small suggarless cake instead
>say no more

you lot reading something?

>>79477593
yeah /brit/

>>79477593
yeah your mums arsehole

>>79477574
as I said, name a problem with grammar

>>79477555
>fag
fuck off you yanky little pissant

>>79477593
le petit prince to practice french :3

http://www.strawpoll.me/13929459
http://www.strawpoll.me/13929459
http://www.strawpoll.me/13929459

just wondering innit

>>79477593
reading todays copy of The Sun

any good podcasts about weird/wacky stories from around the world? not so much /x/ paranormal stuff, but rather like stories that would feature on ripley's or something

>>79477627
what did vinay do besides ask if time was alright

>>79477584
Stotties are light and fluffy as fuck, as a big as a steering wheel, southern runt.

>>79477593
the time of a hero

>>79477619
lil faglet don't get your willy in twist because I know you're a huge queer, gay peopel are cool too shame you're not one of them

need someone to coax me desu

>>79477649
VIDF shill

farted in the gf's face whilst getting a blowie now she won't do it again

ffs lads

>>79477649
was in tim's business

>>79477710
bet they have a paki that makes loads of these

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Which one are you /brit/?

>>79477667
learn to spell you slimy tardigrade

getting new flatmates in halls next week

REALLY hope I get no ethnics, not that I don't like them, just that the drunker I get the more likely I use the terms paki and nigger

putting myself out of business

>>79477649
he was messing tim about because he was jealous that tim is brighter than him

>>79477649
asked him to stop playing shitty music at full volume during the working hours of each day.

pretty sure Tim also used to leave his front door open so Vinay's customers would walk past and see him seeing in his pants singing to his teddy bears every day.

should i get a keyboard or a guitar

>>79477616
bad reading comprehension is always part of your posting style

>>79477710
when I ordered something from japan they included an origami crane which was apparently made by special needs people

>>79477732
why would I put any effort in a repsonse to a fucking blobfish

>>79477731
me on the bottom right

>>79477748
Got stuck with 2 pakis and a nigger in halls

>>79477710
Love buying from chinks.
I still have a sticker and a slingshot one gave me with my order for a pen stand.

>>79477170
>checked tim's uploads after seeing your post
>the latest episodes in the pc hacks arc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnbaTLX3vxo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gan2J_9l8x0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vna90w8uWAc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di4ojFfvFDw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-Yrj7BWe3I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MPoSwRcXRE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH6u7XGr3qM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4pgrlOKqDA

>>79477731
barold's son, essentially

>>79477771
lad not my fault you got exposed and are unable to understand the difference between spelling and grammar (p.s. there were 2 clauses before these parenthesis, now there are 4)

>>79477795
he's gone fucking mental

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Burned my tongue on a hotdog. 'Bout ready to die, lads.

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>>79477649

>>79477731
LOL every single rorke itt is brexitknight92 and there's no dispute. Sad little tossers have never touched a woman, then come up with hateful arguments as to why minorities manage to here. Fucking revolting.

>>79477783
hope you went full Combo on them

>>79477795
yikes

>>79477780
looks like your twat-scourer self has trouble with it anyway

>>79477795
geneva convention covers PC breakdowns now

>>79477795
>appeal under geneva convention
wonder what this one is about lol

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ah yes, now blumpf has managed to alienate even his most die hard supporters

>pumpkin pie

They fuck is this yank shit?

>>79477825
just because you don't show both always doesn't make my statement incorrect

>>79477867
listen you disabled troglodyte, it is NOT my fault you're a raging faggot and your family disowned you (although you do have my sympathy)

(this is fun)

>>79477894
find one post with improper grammar QED prole

EVERYTHING IS TRUMPS FAULT

>>79477889
even Ann Coulter wants him impeached now lol

>>79477931
Even the Holocaust?

>>79477890
Fuck of Euro trash

>>79477889
America is a train wreck.

Britain is strong and stable, obvs.

>>79477958
Especially

>>79477854
>appeal to masculinity
disgusting fascist

>>79477930
>thinks i'm gay because i don't want to see the /brit/ equivalent of shit being smeared all over a wall, a habit he probably partakes in often

>>79477930
QED doesn't fit in the context you're using it you absolute weapon

OH FUCK WHY DID I VOTE BREXIT

WE'VE FUCKING FUCKED IT. ABSOLUTELY FUCKED IT

WHY WHY WHY

>>79477995
But I thought the Holocaust wasn't real?

Checkmate racist

didnt vote brexit or trump but i still regret voting both

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Eddie Izzard could ‘give up comedy’ to become first transgender MP

Tim wants out under the Geneva convention? Is be being tortured by his state?

>>79476199
Those are chifle.

>>79478002
even by your standards this is a weak retort you molerat

>>79478034
latin would never fit any context for an illiterate leprechaun, go back to sucking cuchulainn's nanomeeer dick

>>79478036
can see the remanian runt that posted this right now waiting for the timer to go down so he can smugly reply to himself

>>79477889
white revolution is the only solution

>>79478088
now that'd be real comedy

>>79478095
theyre silencing him just because theyre cowards and hes talented and their pathetic cowardly shits if any yank ITT will please listen get him out of this pathetic cowardly country TODAY he will never come back the doctors keep messing him around when hes being hacked it's unacceptable geneva convention

>>79478088
wish the world just stayed in a state i could understand haha

>>79478109
>le le irish
ah yes, the quintessential anglo post when he loses an argument

yorkshire revolution is the only solution

While you were under the influence I learned Scheme

>>79478109
go milk a duck you brainless wonder

>>79478168
ok tim gay marry me so you can have citizenship but i want a divorce and also 25k USD

cant imagine living in a world without pumpkin pie

>>79478184
only thing i've lost is the ability to communicate with retards because you've still been unable to find a grammatical problem

>>79478211
go search for the anus of salvation you repressed illiterate ignoramus

cant imagine living in a world without my bf giving me creampies

>>79478227
>tfw no pumpkin pie at my local grocery store rn because it's to early but we have eggnog and shit
IT'S NOT FAIR

>tim cant do his online shopping because pc hacks
>will have to go shopping in person

ROARING

Got a bond maturing lads don't know what to invest it in.

odds I get a takeaway

evens I each cheese with no bread or anything

>>79478168
One yank here a few months ago said hed like to get tim to the States and try water therapy on him or something, he may put his money where his mouth is

>>79478309
GO

>>79477889
And spastics on /pol/ still say it's 4D chess

>>79478309
>>79478333
what u do on trips then u faggot

>>79478260
doubt you could find a grand piano in a one-room house
jog on already you locust

>>79478309
Thank fuck

>>79478377
No idea, that's not me

>>79477889
what the fuck is wrong with baloompf
when he was pissing off everyone on the left I could understand, but why does he now turn on the right? The left will never like him no matter what anyway

>>79478309
stuff your mouth full of cheese

>>79478260
you lost. deal with it honey

fuck everyone in this thread

At my college's a level awards evening innit

>>79478455
how about you do it ;)

>>79478382
doubt you could boil a kettle, oh wait you're too poor to have one. don't hate on me just because you're a banal tick, relentleslly biting for a reaction from your human host like Sisyphus and his boulder. you are the epitome of irrelevence and triteness.

>>79478453
you are correct the second I engaged with a subhuman retard I lost, our experiences of life are as different as as the experiences of the antimatter and the matter

>>79478469
>college
FOY

FUCK BREXIT

>>79478539
we have college in this country too you fuck

>>79478574
>college

FOY

I STAY BLOODSHOT

>>79478539
Sixth form then dickhead

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>>79478469

Personally I don't really think an argument can be made against the McChicken being the best fast food sandwich. But that's just me.

>>79478469
nonce

>>79478521
that sure is a lot of fedorific shite you useless spunk dribble

>>79478296
explain

>>79478658
FUCK BREXIT

new thread where

>>79478617
Chicken is cheap filler meat

>>79478714
not an argument

>>79478727
Why would I argue when I'm right?

>>79478735
not an argument

>>79478638
>>79478609
Not an argument

>>79478617
nandos is better

>>79478639
resorting to memes already? at least dawkins would be proud. To be fair even in your hackneyedness you are breaking records, I had yet encountered such an intellectual malnourished neanderthal in my score years of internet engagements

Jesus christ lads i came the most ive ever done in my life just there, large thick globular strings of cum came flying out all the way up to my nipples painting my entire torso in semen

On the contrary I have agonising blue balls from edging for 45 minutes and i broke 2nd day of nofap so im kind of ashamed

>>79478617
>fast food sandwich
FOY

>>79478791

>>79478794
explain

>>79478788
you keep posting but my eyes can't help but habitually gloss over all of your painfully redditesque verbosity
go tip yourself (off)