/brit/

>>79473412
fucking delete this

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>>79473412
Isn't communism against shit like this?

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whoa

>>79473480
depends if you are a communist
or a nu-communist
both should have death penalty though desu

>>79473480
no

>>79473482
these guys know what's what

need to move to a penthouse in urban Sydney under the Geneva convention

>>79473496
bit gay

>>79473482
>the left hates democracy
how surprising

Coax me, cajole me
Coax me, cajole me

>>79473496
somewhat gay desu

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This edition is counter-initiatic and I'll have no part in it.

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did someone say anime ? ! ? !

just sold all my bitcoins lost about 1.3k but better to lose that than everything

>>79473647
>not riding it out until it bounces back
nonce

Attention: My willy is out

nudy women

>>79473748
put that thing away

>>79473496
just a little gay

>>79473748
*pulls out magnifying glass*

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>>79473647
>better to lose that than everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyGe8V8G9pM

>want to go for a peaceful walk
>go out
>see 3+ muslim women with 3+ children each
>stay in the park for 5 minutes
>walk home
>what I thought was a quiet area is now and industrialised space, with cars coming and going and constant building work

State of this country

any sloan man in

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anime

>>79473854
sloane square here

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trains?

>>79473835
more like state of you, living in a runt shithole haha

Day 3 of not wanking, it's getting a lot harder. Getting triggered by every woman I see.

there's no reason to not start killing people when they reach retirement age

*Fucks up my own endocrine system with artificial hormones*
*Mutilates my own genitals*

Ah yes. This is my true self.

>>79473870
no not a sloane man, a sloan man

>>79473897
It was a nice area not even five years ago

>>79473929
sorry u are an orphan lad

any fuck drumpf man in

>>79473890
i quite liked Logan's Run
i didnt know ANYTHING about the film beforehand, so I was super surprised and impressed by both the premise and the twist.

good film.

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what now?

>>79473953
absalom absalom! here

Love mountains
Hate sea

Simple as

seen any good kino recently?

>>79473573
a bit gay desu

>>79474008
Twin Peaks is toppers

>>79474008
ruiz's 3 lives and only one death
also picked up a load of tickets today for the LFF, pretty excited

>>79474008
i daniel blake

>>79473929
people don't willingly let themselves be killed, it completely goes against their instincts. you'll just end up in a civil war

>>79474008
French Connection

fuck SAKE the vikings finally invaded and they have me way outnumbered

literally can't do anything about it

>>79474008
watched the hateful eight
seemed great until channing tatum is in the basement

>>79473995
slavs aren't human

>>79474055
>Author of eleven New York Times bestsellers
Fatburgers will buy anything apparently.

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>>79474055

>>79474041
kind of counterintuitive to evolution innit really, why keep going when you're well past reproductive age and your body is falling apart? even more bullshit is that women live longer than men despite their fertility going out the window completely halfway through their lives

I WANT MUZZIE GF NOOOOOOOOW

>>79474055
>>79474082
quite impressed she actually has principles and turned on trump quite early unlike most of his retarded fanbase who simply parted their cheeks wider and asked for more

>>79474055
her eyes are too close together

>>79474119
you're face is pretty counterintuitive to evolution haha

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>>79474124

>>79474119
not sure you understand what evolution is

Lol a bunch of old people just died at a Florida nursing home because power was gone

Fucking old snowbirds lmao

>>79474119
dont care about your opinions on evolution, it is what it is

>>79474162
good thing you're mum was out at my place that night

>>79474184
cringe

>>79474234
>cringe
cringe

>>79474145
fight me
>>79474159
do so, spiders have evolved so that the male is killed and eaten after he's shagged a lady spider and completed his biological imperative, why don't we have a similar system in place?

>>79474162
Good.

>>79474041
Civil war with who? Old people? Lmao

>>79474256
because you touch yourself at night

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cZ8-RgtrP0

Do you think it's possible to be addicted to the internet?

>>79474277
cringe

Communist leaders and intellectuals took many different positions on LGBT-rights issues. Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels said very little on the subject in their published works. Marx in particular commented rarely on sexuality in general. Norman Markowitz, writing for politicalaffairs.net, writes that: "Here, to be frank, one finds from Marx a refusal to entertain the subject, and from Engels open hostility to the individuals involved."[1] This is because, in private, Engels criticized male homosexuality and related it to ancient Greek pederasty,[2] saying that "[the ancient Greeks] fell into the abominable practice of sodomy [original German Knabenliebe, meaning "boylove" or pederasty] and degraded alike their gods and themselves with the myth of Ganymede";[3] Engels also said that the pro-pederast movement "cannot fail to triumph. Guerre aux cons, paix aus trous-de-cul [war on the cunts, peace to the arse-holes] will now be the slogan".[4] Engels also referred to Dr. Karl Boruttau as a Schwanzschwulen (faggotty prick) in private.[5]

The Encyclopedia of Homosexuality volume two is unequivocal on Marx and Engels view of homosexuality, stating that, "There can be little doubt that, as far as they thought of the matter at all, Marx and Engels were personally homo-phobic, as shown by an acerbic 1869 exchange of letter on Jean-Baptiste von Schweitzer, a German socialist rival. Schweitzer had been arrested in a park on a morals charge and not only did Marx and Engels refuse to join a committee defending him, they resorted to the cheapest form of bathroom humor in their private comments about the affair."[6]

>>79474256
We do. A man fucks a woman, she gives birth to a kid, she divorces the man, takes half his money and the kid. Then the man must look for another young woman to seduce and complete the cycle once more leaving the invalids to die off, childless, but for the good reasons because they're worthless.

>>79474303
>cringe
cringe

>>79474290
been on the internet everyday for nearly a decade now and I haven't got addicted

it's over boys, ireland was lost

>>79474150
fat cow

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>>79473647
>panic selling at a low

>>79474261
everyone who realises that the country you live in is planning to slaughter you in X years. people join resistance movements for a lot of reasons and "you will definitely be killed by the state" is pretty compelling to all ages

>>79474367
aint a panic lad it's called cutting your losses

>>79474353
not before u send the traditional evangelical qties to me, ok?

>>79473480
Yes

>>79474353
the gays got her now

>>79474379
fucking mong you deserve to lose your money

>>79473480
no not all
stalinism might be but marxist ideology isn't

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>>79474364
>what was that, anon?

>>79474379
>trusting the guy who got in at an ATH over the guys who've been talking about BTC since it was worth 6 quid

Nah mate you're just a dumb cunt.

>>79474406
dont come crying to me when it's down to 1.5k and I can buy 3x for what I take out now

>>79474403
just like us

>>79474411
>wears headscarf
>wears skintight jeans and sticks her arse out
whats the point of this exactly?

>>79474389
are you old enough to have lived then

Remember when phones used to be small, shit and laggy lmao

Now I can buy a peng chinese thing for £150 which is as fast as an iphone, huge and the battery lasts for days

>>79474429
dry your eyes mate

>>79474458
alright mike

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>>79474367

>>79474445
moderate islam

that feel when no gf lads

London has a larger population than Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland combined

I have a lot of pent-up rage. Is it going to kill me someday?

>>79474456
Can ya, can ya really?

>>79474477
don't even own any coins, just think you're a panicky little mong

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>>79474456
My old phone's battery lasted for weeks, and it was far less fragile, including being used as a beer opener. Typing was easier, too, because no touchscreen bullshit.

>>79473573

typical americans

back from wageslaving. did i miss anything today?

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>>79474503
This is actually fine, its just travelling at peak hours that gets me. Its too fucking packed. It wasn't designed for this

They're pouring billions into improvements everywhere but its not enough

if you're a girl contact me ;)

>>79474477
>not calculating the costs of frequent orders

grim

>>79474535
cringe

>>79474517
alri fat fingers

>>79474477
no point talking to these amateurs mate

Moderate Islam is an oxymoron.

>>79474542
what fucking exchange you on lad, even shitters like kraken give you 0.16-0.20 let alone your capital gains losses on the first sell are then put against your capital gains tax on your profit

>>79474584
cringe

>>79474478
looks more like a thot who is le proud muslims

>>79474535
*sends you a winkey smiley on Windows Live Messenger*

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oldie but a goodie

>>79474584
what muslims call moderate is still extreme to left-wingers so fuck knows why they love getting into bed with islam and sucking as much muslim cock as possible.

>>79474584
Protecting Islam under freedom of religion is a mistake, because it's not just a religion, it's a social and legal system as well.

why do so many people who consider themselves defenders of gay and womens rights support palestine over israel?

>>79474055
how many pages is this one, 12?

Job creators

>>79474517
>Shift+Typing was easier, too, because no touchscreen bullshit.
vs.
>^T99Y44I6NG WA777S EA777S44I3E77R., T66O66O., 2B3E22CA8U777S3E 6N66O T66O8U22C4H777S22C77R3E3E6N 2B8U55L55L777S4H44IT

>>79474623
cos the telly said it

gona be cracking the booze open soon lads

>>79474672
cringe

I hate religious people of all colors, 2bh. I don't care if I'm edgy, I'm drunk right now

>>79474672
it's thursday mark

>>79474533
yeah my willy in your mouth x

>>79474635
At least I didn't type O instead of I multiple times in a row to then accidentally hit SEND instead of DELETE

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>when she says Kid A isn't radiohead's best album

>>79474693
cringe

thinking hating religious people is edgy fuck me underaged yanks are disgusting, actual edge is being fundamentalist millenial

>>79474699
literally impossible

>>79474693
its not even midday there, stop drinking

>>79474702
I'M NOT HERE
THIS ISN'T HAPPENING

>>79474705
cringe

>>79474696
how the fuck did u know my name is marcus fuck off you weird serb

>>79474693
nothing edgy about hating religion. its a force of evil in this world.

>>79474721

I'm an alcoholic. Also I work nights so this is like 9pm for me

>>79474643
don't recall the israel-palestine dispute ever being mentioned on tv

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>I don't care if I'm edgy, I'm drunk right now

>>79474720
really?

*jumps over your head and thrusts willy into your gob whilst you're not looking*

JANNY THERE IS A RAPIST IN THIS THREAD PLEASE REPORT HIM TO THE POLICE

>>79474740
shouldnt drink on a week night.

*turns on Crazy Frog*

>>79474764

suck my cock

>>79474764
not even friday? what life do you live u lil runtasaurus

What even was the crazy frog
why was he always on TV

>people enjoy radiohead
lol

>>79474792
nah friday is ok

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BRAAAAAAAAAP

pussy wet slip and slide yes everything gona be alright

>>79474764

oh yeah i work weekends so double suck my cock

love Britain, hate brexit

new brother nathanael

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf8FlJy62Y8

You britlads ever get pissed at retards that don't use their turn signals?

>>79474843
you work 7 days a week?

>>79474859
yanks work 24/7 because they're dumb

hate britain, love brexit

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makes you think

English gf or Irish gf?

>>79474854
no none uses any signals or follows anything close to sensible road laws here

one of my coinvestors (lost 1.3k earlier) just pulled his money out down 3k from bitcoin, we abandoning this sinking ship untill we find the new floor

>>79474898
me in the grave

>>79474859

my days off are in the middle of the week. Tuesday/Wednesday

>>79474805
biggest ringtone of 2005, back before the iPhone ringtones had tv adverts.

>>79474898
cool haircut

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>>79474900
former

>>79474900

gf

>>79474918
ok punctuation has made that sentence confusing. before the iPhone, ringtones had tv adverts

>>79474854
my gran does that
or she'll use them like an hour early
she shouldn't be on the road desu

the qt at work agreed to go on a long walk with me in the mendip hills.

>>79475004
cringe

I'm technically an antisemite because I literally have everyone

>>79475004
Tell Nana you'll drive her around for free

North America belongs to Britain.

>>79475045
Take me daddy

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went back to uni after being sick and now i feel sick again

>>79475088
LOVE this image
mind if I?

>>79475088
what's wrong

i wonder how many no-replies it will take before the aussie stops and everyone forgets about his gay little gimmick.

https://twitter.com/footyawayday/status/908346908116115458

want to be part of one of these but im a runt

>londoners are angry that tfl have painted green stripes on the platforms to discourage people from barging past others to get onto the train

do londoners have no manners? or are they all in a deranged mad rush?

>>79475109
literally everybody in class has a cold right now

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>>79475126
>the lads entering /brit/

>>79475069
In time

>>79475132
no they arent retard?

>>79475154
>catching freshers flu

weak

>>79475132
what do the green stripes do?

And then I said "That's not a barmcake, that's my wife!"

i work in a hospital surrounded by deathly ill people and i dont get unwell. got a super immune system.

>>79475207
I pick my bum and eat it
never get ill

wanking exclusively watching vengaboys videos

>>79475204
haha!

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my ____ is asian

>>79475245
television

feel sick

love it

need a machine to nosh on my knob and bollocks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3337cj4sJQ
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1804_Haiti_massacre

literal subhumans

hate it (life)

>>79474702
same

>>79475245

she looks like a monkey

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quality thread

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>>79475320
this shouldn't happen, but it does

any sloan man in yet?

>>79475354
thanks for includin my post did not know it was worthy >>79475320

Imagine actually being married to an Asian. Literally the virgin wife.

iPhone piss arse edition

>>79475419

What the fuck are you talking about? Asian girls are all whores.

any slough man in?

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>>79475380
that's a nice suit

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rate

really looking forward to the next thread guys

>>79475449
not a solitary pixel

>>79475320
is that Rab C nesbitt on the right

You think Ludders is listening to his kshits on his commute home?

>>79475444
yikes

>>79475474
yes

How many people must I fuck to become a normie? Been with two girls but feel like a loser still

have you ever cried at a film

>>79475320
yikes
>>79475449
yikes

>>79475516
FONT

bought a phone and it doesnt even have wifi

cartier god bladee cartier god bladee cartier god bladee cartier god bladee

>>79475444
eek

>>79475528
yes but not for many years

>>79475245
prof

>>79475444
sheesh

>>79475444
jeez

>>79475537
why don't you try talking to people instead

>>79475528
Titanic, because I thought Di Caprio really died filming his last scene and they decided to use it.

>>79475516
Isn't the attitude and not the numbers?

>>79475444
cripes

>>79475528
Films make me tear up all the time, even thriumphant or happy scenes like the end of Home Alone.

North west English

Thoughts?

>>79475538
https://youtu.be/TwUkGjKSyGg
love bladee simple as

>>79475621
don't care

I started thinkin' bout
The rest of my life
I found my selfish looking out for
Trouble and strife
Someone with whom I'll spend
The rest of my days
But if I ever said I wasn't
Set in my ways
Then I guess you caught me
Lying to myself

What kind of fool
Doesn't think about it?
You'd have to be a fool
Not to think about it
Am I gonna settle down
Am I gonna be
Someone who has to take
To settle down?
Who'll make a man out of me?
One thing I know about
I know that I'll be
Living it in Canada
I know I said I'll share
But I was only
Going through a phase
Not to think about it?

>>79475528
I cried at this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeZXX6_p5mk

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>This user only accepts messages from 13-25 year old users from Europe, North America or Australia/Oceania. This user does not accept messages from Algeria or Turkey.

"i just don't like looking at them" is a legitimate and good justification for discrimination against certain types, including but not limited to: homosexuals, transsexuals, non-whites, fatties and SJWs

>>79475670
christ mate...
it's fine, not like i wanted to be happy or anything today anyway

>Contestant on The Chase just commented on his "girlfriend's son"

KEK
U
C
K

>>79475694
cringe

post absolute banger music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfbCLwNlGwU

>>79475528
almost cried at

Hachiko: a dogs tale
Forrest Gump

>>79475670
does mr bean have down's syndrome?

baka desu senpai

>>79475738
i nearly cried at hachi a dogs tale because it was so shit

>>79475734
GOOD post

>>79475750
yeah must be something wrong with him....i never found mr bean funny for this reason

just had some fried rice

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>>79475528
yes

>>79475444
fucking hell

chune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGsdg2YYTCY

Is Manchester met looked down on

>>79475794
oof

gas all shitskins imo

Biltong >

simple as

Absolutely howling at the yanks and /pol/ shitting their pants that the orange man has gone back on his word. What a surprise, man who constantly changes his mind does so again

>>79475628
this is my shit right now https://soundcloud.com/mariocartiergod/cartiergod-x-bladee-iwantitall-prod-by-futuristicideasz-cartiemix

>>79475776
shut the fuck up

>>79475528
literally no
might be something wrong with me

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Getting my daily dose

>Shit day at work
>Train cancelled
>Crypto holdings tanking

J U S T

never cried in my life

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>i enjoy crystal castles

>>79475734
good post
>>79475797
great post

>>79475884
who the fuck are you quoting

>>79475893
leave it to the australian mate

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:'c

>>79475734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWpW73Nydsw

normies still haven't messaged about the pub
guess I'm not going out after all

watching are gibi dig out little gems

>>79475993
message them you fucking wet fannel

>>79476019
playing right into their hand

mates just invited me to go to the pub... told them no, thursday nights are for the chan

>>79475950
That's not the sole use of meme arrows you brainlet

this has to be one of the worst gimmicks I've ever seen on /brit/
>>79475950

>>79475959
jesus christ the gay noses

>>79475993
I'll go with you :3

>>79476047
stay a loser for ever then
no time to wait around for normies to beg you to come
gotta be affirmative, take your fate into your own hands

>>79476019
nah, I'm really tired, not sure I want to go out anyway

UNILAD and ladbible aren't even the same companies

>>79476094
look at you getting the excuses in, bet you're desperate to go really
absolute fucking wasteman, things are never going to get any better with this attitude

fucking DESPISE my city lads
lower middle class runts everywhere

>>79476114
Mental

I'd describe myself as somewhat of a cheeky chappy

>>79476199
>>79476199
>>79476199

>>79476217

too soon you cunt

>>79476217

fucking cunt fuck you

>>79476217

suck my cock

>>79476217

Your life is literally worthless. Everyone you know would have been better off if you were never born

>>79476217

You're a constant disappointment to your parents

>>79476217

ahhhhh

BUMP LIMIT

SUCK

>>79477660

MY

>>79477711

COCK

>>79477784

4

>>79477830

3

>>79477900

2

>>79477938

ONE

Now that the thread is dead I can finally release some private info that has been weighing on my chest. I think I'm depressed, but I'm not entirely sure. I have every reason to be depressed. I've never had a gf, I haven't had any real friends since HS (graduated 5 years ago). That said, I never really felt that sad. Have I just become numb to my position in life? I'm currently a night shift janitor at a casino, and even though I say I hate it, the fact that it's so easy and near impossible to get fired does appeal to me. I spend about an hour each night hiding in the bathroom on my phone. I honestly don't care if I get fired, I really don't care about anything, 2bh. I've got a new job though, as I need to get out of this nightmarish situation that I find myself in. My new job is mall security, it barely pays more than my current janitor job and it's 30 miles farther away, but I think that it's step in the right direction in my life. One of my coworkers died a couple of weeks ago, and even though I didn't know him that well his death really stuck me. He spent his whole life as a janitor and I saw my self in that, and it scared me. I saw what a meaningless life he lead, dying in his 50s after spending 25 years as a casino janitor. This shit could easily happen to me, I have to get out of here. Even if I fall, at least I tried. Before I got this job I was NEET that just played video games all day and jerked off. I feel I should mention that never even had a job until I was 22. I'm a perpetual manchild. I'm trying to break this apart though, hence the new job. I'm nervous that I can't handle my new job, yet also worried that it'll also be a do nothing job that will add to my lack of self worth. Is this all I can? Jobs that don't even require a high school diploma? I have a college degree for fucks sake. I'm better than this, I know it. I know I have potential, I'm better than a fucking casino janitor. I'm not going to to end up a lifer there. comment too long

>>79478616
Sad cunt