I miss Britain edition
>>79472223
same here lad
>>79473544
Cornwall is the best part of the UK
me three
good edition
Looks like it's just my screen that's broken.
Using my 30" TV as a monitor feels ridiculous, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxVOIj7mvWI
>>79473838
enjoyed this
Reminder that Vance County is underage
>>79474448
who
>>79474756
I think that's the NC poster who pops in time to time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QobxnFYhMos
Another NC oddity
>completely wipe my desktop computer
>only install software approved by the /g/ wiki
>it runs like three times faster
wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHDfC-z9YaE
I thought you cunts like us
So that whole Trump thing worked out great, huh? Sure glad I supported that guy.
>>79476148
I am now #FeelingtheJohnson
>>79476148
>literally only voted based on the SC justice
Don't really give a shit desu
>>79476836
>not #Feral4Darrell
Constitution party is more libertarian than Johnson
Hey /dixie/ is Florida safe now?
Like if I had to send a processor to Miami via FedEx - would it get lost in floods still?
All the best,
Strayla.
>>79477247
them running a Libertarian was sort of a one-off I think. Usually their candidates are Pat Buchanan paleoconservative types and I have a feeling in 2016 70% or more of their (tiny) voterbase probably voted Trump.
Yanks are gay lol
>>79477325
I think the post is probably fine now. There's still power outages in that area but I don't see why that would affect the mail.
>FedEx
good lad, support Southron companies
>>79477604
We all agree. South forever.
>>79477673
>headquartered in memphis
ummm...
Reminder.
>>79476024
>the us civil war and second world war all happened within the same lifetime
>>79476024
I've never heard somebody with this dialect before.
>>79479898
>>79481462
made a post lads
>>79481905
Is he Vietnamese ?
From what I remember, there are a bunch of Vietnamese people in both Texas and Louisiana, I personally lived in a area with a bunch of them, it was near Houston.
They seem to be the only Asians in the South, other than in Virginia.
>>79481949
This is worse than your gay ropeplay threads.
what a fucking horrible edition
>*nglos
>>79481949
how can you manage to go even below gay ERPing?
>>79482127
>>79482223
explain yourself
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME.
>>79482266
>associating yourself with inbred i*landers
>>79482271
Good post
>>79482271
>tfw you will NEVER have frenchbuds as your neighbour ever again
>>79482271
Well they didn't hold that land for long did they
>turkey will NEVER revert back to being a franchophone country
>>79482532
It's better to live one day as a lion than one hundred years as a sheep.
Fucking Pru**ians ruined what could've been a Europe controlled by France at Waterloo.
Worst timeline t b h.
>>79482271
>New-France
i bought mirra 2 chair
>>79483339
dumb help helper poster
I said I'm 18.
>>79476024
quality post
>tfw you don't own slaves
>>79480873
He was 101 at the time (1947) so he probably would have had one of the oldest dialects caught on decent quality audio recording equipment
>>79473594
That's not how you spell Devon
>>79486030
>debin
why can't bongs speak to good
Look at this guy.
Look at this guy.
>>79486030
devon mentioned
Animals are stupid.
Unless its a farm animal.
>>79488764
Wasn't expecting such a horrible post from Alaska.
Wasn't expecting a vegan reply.
>>79488764
Awful post, farm animals can be gay as fuck, like pigs, and non-farm animals can be cool as fuck, like a Mantis Shrimp.
>>79488888
nice
not a vegan though, don't rightly know why you thought that
>>79487270
>tfw discovering colonies you forgot you had
>>79488983
What the fuck is a Niue
>>79488983
fuck off niuefag
bet you havent heard that one before
>>79489095
It's New Zealand's St. Pierre et Miquelon
>>79488764
yo what the fuck man
Would be cool if the Italian city-states would SECEDE
Did the Conways die or something?
>>79491096
it was probably aids
What are the most elite college honor societies?
Also, what is the difference between an honor society and a secret society?
Do members have different moral standards in either one?
I'm asking for a friend.
>inb4 a dozen replies with "Phi Betta Kappa"
>>79491156
Phi Betta Kappa
>>79491156
Phi Betta Kappa
Did y'all know that potatoes are a gift from god ?
It's true.
ummm
racist???
>>79491096
I just posted something right above you though
Twinkway probably got banned by an anglophobe mod, Plantway is probably out being a normie or something
>>79491446
indeed, a good Protestant crop
that's why God sent them to torment the Irish
>>79489149
>niuefag
>>79491096
im here
>>79491556
yeh he got b&
i just got off work
im dehydrated as fuck
TO
>>79491556
>Twinkway probably got banned by an anglophobe mod
I got banned for gayposting
>>79491540
> wind negro
Fucking gold
>>79491635
you always get banned for gayposting
>>79491596
How was werk?
>>79491766
sometimes I get banned for telling the Janny to do his job
>>79491596
>when you can water the plants but not yourself
rip
>>79491635
damn homophobe mods, was probably a woman
Wait do mods actually ban people that deserve it?
Thats new,
>>79491540
AHEM
>>79491773
bad
we thought we had a leak in the irrigation system in the main line (which is bad because we have to water nightly and is hasnt rained in a week and a half and theres no rain in sight)
turns out its not a leak in the main, its a leak coming from our small shop/office's plumbing
so we had no water all fucking day and had to go off of one cooler we made in the morning which ran out at 1
>>79491804
>tell janny to do job
>he does
toppest kek
>>79491804
that was the theme at work today yes
haha
>>79491806
>Wait do mods actually ban people that deserve it?
not that it does much good when the BLACKED turk has legions of underageb& to do it for him
he's a proxyfag anyway
>>79491806
/dixie/ is a persecuted general
>>79491804
>damn homophobe mods
no, I deserve it lol
usually they just 404 the thread or mute me for a bit and forget about it, sometimes they actually ban me. Serves me right for posting during BLACKED hours
>>79491867
wtf
>>79491840
Do you ever have a good day at work?
>>79491841
He is a turk though
>>79491901
and he proxyfags
>>79491888
i did my time for /dixie/ senpai
>>79491899
usually i do
i love what my work and usually have a relaxing time taking care of plants and selling them to folks, but occasionally something important breaks and we spend the whole day fixing it or a truck full of 200+ lb trees and hundreds of 20-30lb shrubs comes in and we spend the next few days putting those up
>>79491977
Well it sure sounds comfy otherwise, guess the bad parts are more memorable.
We dont have al jazeera in turkey
my bedroom smells like bacon
I cant sleep
Also hate normies
>>79472223
>dixiefags can't into lossless compression
Anyone have this image without the jpegery?
>>79492713
Is Google broken?
Im going to a yearly art gallery this weekend
Last year I went there with friends
The first girl I had a crush on and broke my heart and wont speak with me
The second girl called me a fascist and wont speak with me
The third guy got a gf and would rather spend time with her
The fourth girl went there with her group of friends+bf already
I will be going alone this year
I think this event will be a precursor to my remaining uni life
Alone
>>79492857
On the bright side, you got us.
>>79492900
>>>>>>>
>>79492939
rude
Just ordered myself a copy of Hofämterspiel, y'all
>>79492857
iktf turkbud, finding friends is hard, all the friends I had my entire life still mostly live back in Tennessee
maybe things will get better one day
>captcha: constant descent
>>79492956
> norweigian closet fag
> conwegian twink
> conwegian bright motherfucker thats always positive and nice and it irritates me its like looking at the sun from a dark room
> conwegian lanklet
> just a buncha fucking conwegians
>>79493226
Most of the people I know live in shitstanbul like me
I just dont have any fucking friends
But thanks bud :^)
>>79493274
>I just dont have any fucking friends
I'll be your friend
F*male subhuman
TFW you live in the south but you live in a City and not a rural bumbfuck County but you're still surrounded by ignorant fucking hickchodes but you love the State.
/slug/
Apple is a racket.
>>79493788
more like slag haha
goodnight /Dixie/
I'm glad Steve Jobs is dead.
/slug2/
>>79494089
bet a snail could kick that thing's ass, or cloaca or whatever
>>79494176
That would be possibly the least interesting battle possible of all matchups in the animal kingdom.
>>79472223
South Carolina checking in.
Lets talk about religion. Anyone here a Southern Lutheran/from a Southern lutheran family
>>79494364
>Lets talk about religion.
Fuck religion. Worst part about being in the south. Bunch of ignorant backward fucks who believe the literal interpretation of the bible and shun all things science related - except for when they go on facebook to shit out of their mouths about how sinful it is to be rational instead of faithful.
I know a lot of good religious people - however all of the people I know who are the biggest fucking assholes are always the most religious people.
>79494446
>>>/r/atheism
>>79494364
Methodist here. Also a bit of a Catholic and Episcopalian sympathizer.
What's a Lutheran service like? High church or low church?
>>79494279
yeah, I looked up a slug vs snail race on youtube to prove you wrong but you were absolutely right
>>79494446
sounds like Southern Baptists and Church of Christers
>>79494486
>Methodist here. Also a bit of a Catholic and Episcopalian sympathizer.
>What's a Lutheran service like? High church or low church?
No clue I haven't been to church outside of funerals since I was 8. I'm 19 now.
>>79494446
Im not actually religoius, I just wanted to see if there was anyone on here that had a similar ancestry to me.
>>79494364
I guess.
>>79494486
>Also a bit of a Catholic and Episcopalian sympathizer.
>>79494486
But I am inclined to hate methodists because my moms sisters are methodists and they're religous weirdos. They didn't even abort their kid with down syndrome because "muh fetus" so now i have to see his disgusting ass once a year
>>79494576
He's trying to get into my pants
>>79494536
oh, I mostly just go for the stained glass and music
>>79494576
>being a low church plebeian
modernists pls go
>>79494581
yeah, you get that with every denomination
I can't speak for most Methodists but I'd definitely abort a downs fetus
>>79494598
das gay t b desu
>>79494657
They also do weird stuff like say the blessing when old people aren't around.
>>79494690
hm, I've been out to lunch with a few of the congregation at my church and I only saw that once
>>79494741
I still feel like the Methodists are similar to the Baptists than then they are to the Presbyterians and Lutherans, who I'd consider the sane people of South Carolina
Southron Orthodoxy.
>>79494770
http://www.antiochian.org/893
>>79494763
No one cares what you think m8
>>79494770
At least they aren't disciples of Martin "Satan's buttbuddy" Luther
/raccoon/
>side note: I attend Orthodox.
>>79494827
kill it
>>79494763
maybe it's different in SC, I've found Methodism in TN and AR to be much more palatable than Baptism, great musical tradition too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDzjmW25HTg
>>79494770
>>79494827
>tfw no western rite Orthodox church in driving distance
>>79494878
iktf. The sooner we get a Roman patriarch the better.
really don't know what to think when conway starts playing cock t b h
>>79495138
It's COCKS tyvm
>>79495138
you feel shame for him
>>79495209
sorry, enjoy your COCKS
>>79494860
No
fuck off with your meme churches
Reminder that Catholics are the only Jesus approved Christians
/slug3/
>>79495523
E. Michael Jones pls go
>>79496213
dear god somebody get this man some electricity, he's lost his mind
>>79496357
I have both power and internet, I'm just drunk outside
>>79496391
fair enough
>>79496466
Besides, It's proof I'm a white (chubby) male.
I have yet to see such from y'all.
>>79473716
You forgot Cambridge, Mass.
>>79495523
Catholics aren't christian :^)
I'm making a map, would y'all consider this to be "The South" ?
>>79500372
north carolina isnt southern to me
>>79500372
>>79500372
this week just WON'T END
>>79500372
objectively yes
>all remnants of southern US is going to be erased
lmaoing @ ur lyfe
>Sweden
Is Southern accent mostly a working class thing, or can you remark it equally in all Southeners' speech?
>>79506967
>Sweden
>this post
lads how are we going to combat this new alliance?
>>79507945
it's mostly a working class thing now, although it's very common with middle class people in some places. There used to be lots of upper class Southern accents but they're all mostly dead now, and a lot of upper middle class to upper class people in the South now just have "generic" American accents.
>>79508184
>a lot of upper middle class to upper class people in the South now just have "generic" American accents
idk, a lot of the doctors I know still have theirs because they refuse to live in the city
>>79508258
Deep South (does Arkansas count as Deep South?) is a different question, but from my experience in Virginia/Tennessee/North Carolina it's about 50/50 with people above a certain income bracket.
In a lot of cases they're just suppressing it for their job and will snap back into it when they're with friends or family though.
>>79508344
>does Arkansas count as Deep South?
Not accent wise. I think we're upper rim or something
>>79501088
You forgot that department in south america
Will you be voting for Dwayne, Kanye, or Zuck in 2020?
>>79508527
>France borders Brazil
>>79508624
Can't Cuck the Zuck
He'll form a communist utopia with all that data he's stolen from your idiot family members
>>79508624
Jeb
>>79508624
I'm writing in Jim Webb for every election I vote in until one of us dies
that includes school board and county government positions
>>79508759
Just write in Robert E. Lee
>>79508864
he would probably be offended by any attempt to make him a politician desu
>>79509067
True. It's a damn shame
>>79508527
Everything outside of metropolitan France as I colored are really just colonies disguised as departments, as part of France and completely french, so we can keep them.
Do any of the western states consider themselves to be dixie? Always kinda assumed that most country folk think of themselves as Confederate
>>79509730
Which western states
>>79509785
Like nevada, arizona, new Mexico(?)
>>79510070
No, the South stops a bit west of Dallas
some of them might wave the flag as a symbol of rebellion but they do that in other countries too
double-headed bald eagle, my dudes
>>79510542
>>79510622
>>79510542
Disgusting
underage b&
>>79510729
...i'm not underage...
I just want America to be the Fourth Rome!
>>79510542
disguisting
>>79510898
stop being a fag
>>79509730
no, that's like claiming everybody who lives in the country in Europe is British and everybody who lives in cities is French. The South is more rural but we do have cities, some of them are pretty big.
I mean for fuck's sake New England has literally one major city and yet somehow we're the exclusively rural ones
>>79511511
People imagine the people in Dixie like rednecks
>>79511596
They aren't wrong
>>79511596
Yankee propaganda, we're actually well-educated arisocratic gentlemen
>implying I'm going to have more in common with someone who lives in Vermont than with somebody in Atlanta just because we both live innawoods
WRONG
>>79512278
Made a thread buds
>>79512322
kys yourself
>>79512651
Nou lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYGZZKTA2qI
>war profiteers
>water isnt a right
>forces poor cunts to pay up
>child labour is okay aslong as its consented
>human trafficking
wtf i LOVE nestle now
>>79513533
Nestle is what the liberals think oil companies are like
>>79513533
nice
>>79510542
Did you just learn about the >H>R>E in your middle school history class ?
>>79512322
Finally, a good thread, except for the anime.
>>79501088
>>79504725
Thanks for the help lads.
>>79515495
>Lorde
New Zealand wasn't even a country then, wtf
>>79516029
I really hate Voltaire.
>>79518390
same
>>79518390
>>79518474
Why ?
>>79518581
he's french
>>79518609
>>79481905
he got arrested and that shit was funny as fuck
>>79518744
stop destroying britain
>>79518581
Dumb subversive cunt.
>>79518771
Britain was destroyed ever since it was created.
>>79518776
Yeah but why ?
Could you provide examples of his works that you disagree with ?
>>79518581
he was Catherine the Great's pussyslave and basically became her propaganda mouthpiece within European academia
>>79518858
>Could you provide examples of his works that you disagree with ?
All of them, the French are always wrong
>>79483190
Same
T_T
>>79518858
His writings on Christianity and politics in particular.
>tfw stranded on the Interstate for an hour
>tfw Mimi always rotates images.
Bad week desu
>>79519608
Be more specific, on Christianity specifically.
And what book as well, if you can.
>>79519748
haha get fucked.
>>79519748
why did you get stuck
someone should play factorio with me
>>79520970
how the 'ell would multiplayer factorio work
>>79521285
I don't know what you mean. They already have a better multiplayer system than minecraft, though I don't think it would be much fun to do a competitive session
Esoteric Americanism is the true path to enlightenment.
if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best
#Truuu
YAAAAAAS QUEEN SLAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY
*gif of black celebrity*
*webm of static image*
people in the hall are yelling "onii-chan"
>>79522213
mercy kill them
>>79522273
mercy kill me please
i put a do not disturb thing on their door for laughs
>>79521355
i dunno it's just weird to think of mp factorio unless it's like coop or something
>>79522484
>unless it's like coop
it is
I guess you could do competitive but idk how you'd go about doing that
I miss sit-down co-op console games. Haven't been many good ones in a while.
>>79522600
I think the old Call of Duty games on the PS2 had co-op campaign
I know Ghost Recon and Rainbow 6 had co-op and those were a lot of fun
>>79519875
Rude
>>79519898
Engine locked due to insuffiencient oil.
Apparently my oil leaked out during the Hurricane
Luckily it didn't fully seize, so it was drivable once I added oil
>>79522674
>Ghost Recon and Rainbow 6
my man
>>79523364
>never finished the objectives, just fucked around until I killed everyone
the joys of being 7
IM BACK BABEH
evening /dixie/
>>79523422
hey babe
>>79523422
Hey qt ;;;)))))))))))))))
>>79522600
>you and your friends will never collide warthogs into each other on blood gulch ever again
was the highlight of being alive desu
>>79523422
ayyyy
>>79523528
papa trump is such a wholesome president
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut4obeeJDOg
>>79523581
ayyy gurr
Time to start drinking :^)
>>79523422
hey bud
Quality music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LArGlfEVYqM&index=2&list=LLJyaG9XHLePybnANFCUT8rA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUjLE_N1Cuc&index=7&list=LLJyaG9XHLePybnANFCUT8rA
>>79523635
why was the kid mowing the lawn lel
>>79523745
probably because the hispanic folk are too afraid to do it now
>>79523745
from the comments
>For those who may not know, this little boy, "Frankie," had written the President a fan letter several weeks ago and asked if he could mow the White House lawn for him sometime. The press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, read his letter to the media from her podium and said that she had relayed his request to the President. She then looked directly at the camera and addressed Frankie to let him know that the President would welcome him to mow the White House lawn sometime. Now we see our wonderful President, keeping another promise even to the kids.
>>79523711
WE ARE A BAND OF BROTHERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5xdgYLuFCk
>>79523634
>>79523680
evening y'all
>>79523745
because he wanted to contribute
virginia is a fag
>just cut up 5 strips of bacon into inch size pieces
who can guess what im cooking
>>79524719
Expert opinion, you heard it here first, folks.
>>79524248
>tfw the Bonnie Blue flag will always be associated with Somalia.
Feels bad.
>>79524867
>>79524248
>more /dixie/ memes
good shit
>neanderthal opinions
>>79524248
>BAND OF BROTHERS
i have to post it lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=680NlRI3v2I
>>79525988
>brian blessed
EXCELLENT post
Do Southerners in the US care about Northern Ireland? Because we kinda fanboy hard over you.
>>79526182
what a hearty bastard
Ha ha dick see
>>79526209
my ancestor :)
>>79526209
>rhodesia
>stars and bars
how comfy can a place be
the south has a boner for ireland and scotland in general and a majority of the south is ulster-scotch, especially folks in the ozark and appalachian mountains
denizens of the fatherland are more than welcome in /dixie/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n9prNixjbg
>>79526432
Where is the best place to go on a holiday uf you wanted to see Southern lifestyle?I was planning on going to Georgia,
>>79526544
Georgia anon here
I mean, yeah you'll see southern lifestyle but there isn't a hell of a lot to do there.
>>79526209
I'm pretty sure most people in the south have good feelings towards Northern Ireland, most of the people in the south are descendants of them in fact
>>79526432
Why do people like Rhodesia anyway ?
Is it because of the connotation it has with white nationalism ?
>>79526544
Where in Georgia ?
>>79526544
well georgia is really one of the nicest southern states in terms of architecture and also one of the richest so its pretty well kept
tennessee is great as well for food (memphis) and music (nashville and memphis)
the carolinas are sort of their own little coastal haven with their own subculture and have some of the nicest beaches in the south
florida has the true nicest beaches but florida is also a fucking weird place full of weird people
if you really want to see the DEEP south there's mississippi and alabama, but theyre both shit holes
arkansas has the best nature and outdoors
louisiana has the best food and is probably the most unique culture in the US
virginia is also nice but its full of yankees
>>79526615
because they were good men who fought as hard as they could for something they believed in
and even though they lost they at least deserve respect for that
as we southerners well know
in the aftermath of the rhodesian bushwar the country went from bad to worse to fukcing terrible, the newly elected president (who was the head of the communist rebel group ZANLA during the war) slaughtered the tribe of his political rival to ensure power
>>79526615
> ayyyyy white rayyycisssmmm xdddddddd
Rhodesia was anything but a white apartheid state
>>79526615
Charleston mainly, we would rent a car though and see where we ended up.
>>79526779
>when your state is finally mentioned
>but it's mentioned mistakenly
charleston is in sc
>>79526841
My bad senpai.
If it makes you feel any better I'm from the most irrelevant part of my country too.
I'd like to see Atlanta too tbf.
>>79526948
here's basically what atlanta is like
i'd draw tons of traffic but i don't have the room
Northern Ireland desu
>>79527056
sweet drawing
>>79527065
thanks, i draw almost all of my images
no one ever calls my drawings shit but i know they are
>>79526769
Never did I claim Rhodesia to be a white apartheid state nor did I give any opinions on Rhodesia.
>>79527138
but you were thinking it
you Nazi
>bacon tilapia stew with a hunk of bread for dinner
fucking full as fuck holy fuck
>>79527064
do you have any idea where that mural actually is? I want to visit it on streetview. It's been posted a bunch of times.
>>79527258
sounds gud
>>79527307
it was
got like two more portions left
bacon and tilapia and garlic go very well together
What does the south think of the rural northeast?
>>79527280
East Belfast is as far as I can narrow it down mate, sorry,
>>79527422
all new englanders are jews
>>79527422
I don't very often desu
nice countryside I guess
Vermont is kind of cool because of their whole independent streak
>>79527464
alright, no worries
>>79527422
No concrete opinion, NH is nice though.
>>79527422
rural northeast is best northeast
you're yankees but at least you aren't city slickers too
AHHHHHHHH, IT'S SOOOOOOO BAAAAAAAAAAAD
>a fucking pelican
>his state bird deep throats
A FUCKING LADYBOY WITH A DILDO
>His state bird represents Jesus
Feels good :^)
If your state drink isn't whiskey you're a numale
>>79527870
>Virginia
>Milk
welp
>>79486030
>>79487270
the wall just got 10 pound dearer