brit

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loyalists? More like goyalists sub edition

theres an old lady who wants to have sex with me i dont know what to answer

>>79470802
how old? shag her regardless

>>79470823
53

>>79470802
need a gf who will suck my willy while cupping my balls with a cheeky finger up me shitpipe

moon landings are faked

>>79470829
shag her regardless

>>79470802
remember the rule mate
your age minus 6, then doubled
thats the upper limit

fuck sake lads it's gone from bad to worse. ulaidh is completely cut off from the Connachta (the only irish county left) by a wall of viking counties right down the middle of the nation and now there's a fucking viking revolt marching around ireland with 5000 men attacking the original viking invaders.

ireland's a mess.

Business idea: Create silicone moulds of all the bumholes from posters in /brit/ then ship them out to each other to fuck, then after a week send in onto another user in a constant cycle

>>79470849
i mean she's still pretty cute and looks like she takes care of herself but down there it might be a desert you know what i mean

>>79470897
*doesn't wash them before sending on*

gona get drunk and go out clubbing by myself tonight, thoughts?

>>79470897
mine wouldn't be too popular, my bum's so loose from all the vicious buggery it's undergone that i'm almost completely incontinent

any good podcasts
preferably in the funny and informative genre

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>>79470959
No Such Thing As A Fish

>retard cant understand trumps grand strategy at play
what a surprise, lemme spell it out to you moron

this is a brilliant move to buy political capital

Odds are these kids will grow up to be yuge trump supporters too and will give him a 2nd term.

Trump will always win and losers like you will continue to lose.

SAGE SHILL THREADS LIKE THIS

>>79470959
cumtown

Business idea: Loan bumhole seller anon to various anons free of charge (interest rate not included).

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it's my 21st birthday today lads

alright im gone now bye lads see you soon x

>>79470959
Triforce podcast is good

>>79470977
Fuck off you stupid redditor leaf cunt

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hahaahahahahaahahah this one is golden

cant lie China has been making some decent tech lately

>>79471051
Yeah how about that

*walks away and talks to someone more interesting*

>>79471051
OnePlus phone is sweet

>>79470959
the last podcast on the left is good if you like learning about conspiracy theorists and shit

>buying phones upfront

imagine getting scammed this hard

>>79471051
cheap as piss too
there's loads of it around here you can buy, if I had more free time I'd love to load up and build something crazy, or maybe just set up a home server

uranus is a gas giant lol!

>>79471004
:3c

>buying rent boys upfront

imagine getting rammed this hard

RIP ludders

>>79470959
the true geordie is the best British podcast out there

>>79471201
can you buy rentboys to top you?
ive never heard of this

>>79471223
CRINGE

>>79471235
fuck up you wee crocodile shagging twat

>tfw cute feminine twink with a breathy girly voice who wears slutty clothes BUT who is also deeply steeped in history and culture and is an incredibly successful and intelligent STEM postgrad with a sparkling career ahead of me
love meeting the parents of my bfs
seeing them 180 their expectations is top fun
x3

mcdonalds for dinner

>>79471258
oh a hard man are we

network rail have left a generator running for the last month and it has started shaking my house

>>79471275
yeah you fucking heard me pussy

love prog house and mdma

>>79471285
ill cave your head in bub dont even try me

>>79471298
shut up phimo you fucking virgin you'll do nowt

love cocaine but not really

Just wanked to a woman squirm in a rubber suit lads

>>79471315
time and place

>>79471004
happy birthday mate

havent eaten all day because mum hasnt responded to my text asking if she'll reimburse me if i buy groceries

i cant afford to lose the money if she says no, so i am just sitting here in pain and clutching my stomach

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https://youtu.be/fR744FVNY68

>>79471328
Wakefield town square
Sunday noon

>>79471342
dad had this watch

>>79471346
prepare to eat pavement cunt

>>79471337
have you considered heading to some shop far away you never plan on visiting again and stealing food?

>rent boys
is this a london thing

>>79471004
fuck off child

>>79471328
stevenage retail park
tonight

>>79471354
not going to take your threats seriously until I see proof of flights booked

listening to Danny Boy, performed by the Tokyo New Philharmonic

's good

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>listening to Danny Boy, performed by the Tokyo New Philharmonic

i unironically think that americans shouldn't pay any taxes at all

>>79471365
the answer to your question in the form of a choon
https://youtu.be/jYNVY_Yu1cs

don't understand the appeal of latex

*burps* god's not real

considering buying a hat after watching this youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bve6r9MybJM
thoughts?

Mental how rich America is but they don't invest in infrastructure
why the fuck isn't there high speed rail from NY to LA?

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>>79470959

>>79471499
at that length it's much cheaper to get a plane because you dont have to buy all the land and lay rails down

>>79471499
planes exist

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been invited out to the pub by some people at uni
feel too shy to go

how come fucking musicians and tv stars get all the knighthoods

what fucking bollocks

>>79471530
just go ffs idiot

>>79471499
>Mental how rich America is
the elites are rich
everybody else has jack shit but retards still say
>duuuurrr the rich shouldn't pay more taxes

>>79471511
bit boring sometimes

>>79471541
more than you did

yanks should pay reparations to the UK

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I ran into a goblin the other day....

Fetish idea: Drive to the top of a mountain with a winch-equipped Land Rover Defender. Once at the top walk down with the winch. At the bottom secure the winch to my bollocks then active it and have the winch pull me up the mountain by my spuds.

>>79471557
NOT true

when i finish my invention youll see
you will ALL see

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A family has been left "quite mortified" after calling the RSPCA out to deal with a rare lizard that turned out to be a dirty sock.

>>79471530
get a grip and just go you faggot

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>>79471575
By Azura! By Azura! By Azura! It's the grand champion, I can't believe its you standing here next to me.

>>79471530
go you fucking faggot bender cunt nigger shitbag jew wankstain prick

>>79471629
>>79471546
no fuck off

i'm not going

>>79471368
>21 year olds are children

hmmm

>>79471629
>>79471546
>>79471661
I'll end up just sitting there and hardly saying anything to anybody

>>79471499
agree with your premise but this >>79471520 is the reason why there aren't lines running from east to west coast. Here's an interesting lil tidbit, during the gold rush when peple wre flocking from the east to the west coast it was actually faster to sale down to isthmus of panama and back up to the west coast tahn to travel east to west on land

>>79471670
then shut up and don't complain when you're a billy no mates because after people make their group of friends at the beginning of the year they stop inviting people not in it

pound surging, unemployment falling, GDP up 2%, tax taken by Govt up putting it in black for first time. Are there any post brexit referendum disasters coming to fruit ?

>>79471696
excellent post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0

>>79471683
kill yourself then and save everyone the trouble

who /kind/ here

>>79471721
haha nice one

>>79471721
remoonars btfo

clinton initiative's holding a coding camp at my uni to promote climate change, feminism, etc. any ideas on what i should do

>>79471823
didn't understand a word of this
something about going camping with the clinton's

>>79471670
>>79471683
at least then you tried

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right
im in St James Square

any fucker wants to have a go, square up and ill mash you into paste quicklike

>>79471885
kill yourself

>>79471683
well atleast you showed up

>>79471530
just go mate, when you're drunk you'll be more social anyway

lads

>>79471891
work in green park and get off at 4, if you waill till then i'll come give you a proper heeming

>>79471721
>pound surging
no?

>be me
>send an email
>be waiting for response all day
>get anxious maybe I've annoyed them
>start having a panic attack
>realise I sent the email to myself by accident

lol

>>79471911
yes hello

Can someone explain Monthly SIM only deals?

If it's a 1 month contract does it finish after a month or can I renew it somehow?

adding vodka to my beer like a madman

>>79471926
haha
unusually good post lad, you normally chat utter shite

>>79471878
"clinton initiative"'s holding a "coding camp" at my uni to promote climate change, feminism, etc. any ideas on what i should do. help? coding camp's a coding boot camp. nothing to do with camping

>>79471921
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-41266528

>>79471659
uummmmmmmmmm that's the wrong game sweety xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

>>79471928
hello lad

>>79471926
only funny post i've ever seen you make. if you didn't have the trip i'd think you were a normal british flag poster

>>79471977
cringe

LADS WE'VE DONE IT POUND HAS REACHED SAME RATE TO EUROS AND USD AS BEFORE THE REFENDUM YEEEEEEEEEEEES

>>79471950
>>79471823
a brief but profoundly saddening glimpse into the obsessive, feverish mind of a yank

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>finish an assignment
>send it
>week later get my results
>unsatisfactory
>look at what i got wrong
>my mate had the same answer and he got it right
>changed the words without changing the answer
>anxiously waiting for my results now
if i get another unsatisfactory i am fucked

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>>79471823
wear a ten gallon hat and tell her only boys get toi be ghostbusters

where my NEET lads at

Who was that really weird posh guy that was a baron or something that used to post on brit. Craven?

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added too much vodka to my beer and now it tastes like wank

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just got back from sociology class. feeling like pic related. hate being white

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>>79472075
did you hear about his dad, you could say he got ran "r-over".

>>79472071
alri louis

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUegJBEusoI

skyrim is so good, best game of the 2010s easily

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>>79472072
yes, truly only the sharpest mind can understand this

⭕⭕⭕⭕

>>79472091

w-what?

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>skyrim is so good, best game of the 2010s easily

>>79472087
are Americans not allowed to voice different opinions in class?

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thoughts?

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>>79472075
his harem

How is there a billion indians and no good poor of their women?

>>79472149
this is a top tier shitpost desu shitting on popular shit game by using popular shit meme

haha how many of you are like this x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4

>>79472152
clean your fucking nails

>>79472152
Feminist rubbish

how long shud i wait untill it's acceptable to start drinking in my own home

lads before I look like a complete and utter autismo

I replied to an email conversation, I was the last to send a response. I replied again to that last response, it says sent to: "my email address".

does that mean only I've seen it, I don't want to appear like a nag

>>79472194
like listening to this because it makes me feel a lot better about myself

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxabLA7UQ9k

To be white is to be a striver, a crusader, an explorer and a conqueror. We build, we produce, we go upward … For us, it is conquer or die. This is a unique burden for the white man, that our fate is entirely in our hands. And it is appropriate because within us, within the very blood in our veins as children of the sun, lies the potential for greatness.

YOU'VE BECOME FERAL LOUIE

>>79472220
"white" identity is a purely yankish concept

>>79472109
>durumpf
>right wing

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imagine growing up in senegal and being bullied for being black

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>>79472220
>wanderer by the sea
>hans zimmer - inception soundtrack

>>79472194
>it's gonna be an even bigger ferrori

????

assume he meant furore

i still play oblivion

>>79472122
you're so new

keeping my old memes to myself now 2bh

>>79470802
Is she attractive???

>>79472252
Not any more. It's relevant to all Europeans in the 21st century

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>To be white is to be a striver, a crusader, an explorer and a conqueror. We build, we produce, we go upward … For us, it is conquer or die. This is a unique burden for the white man, that our fate is entirely in our hands. And it is appropriate because within us, within the very blood in our veins as children of the sun, lies the potential for greatness.

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do the male waiters at Byron usually wink at you when you order?

>>79472261
only imagine pushing my pale penis in her pink and warm innards, past her black as coal lips

might treat myself to another wank

because why not?

>>79472330
fuck off

yikes
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-41237012

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>>79472321
dicky spence doesn't wear fedoras, paki

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4pgrlOKqDA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH6u7XGr3qM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MPoSwRcXRE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-Yrj7BWe3I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di4ojFfvFDw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vna90w8uWAc

>Geneva convention

yep he's definitely losing it

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>To be white is to be a striver, a crusader, an explorer and a conqueror. We build, we produce, we go upward … For us, it is conquer or die. This is a unique burden for the white man, that our fate is entirely in our hands. And it is appropriate because within us, within the very blood in our veins as children of the sun, lies the potential for greatness.

>>79472368
Why is it called pidgin anyway? Because you've got to have the brain of a pigeon to speak like that?

>>79472395
yikes

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>>79472330
>be me
>go to a mad house party
>get glitter on my face, be wearing my camp shirt
>girl refuses to talk drugs to me
>but have a great time
>wake up 4pm
>go to chain restaurant with friend
>still in camp shirt and got glitter on my face but forgot about that
>waiter is extremely helpful
>asks me how the food is, asks how I am
>haha great anon, thanks bro
>asks if I was out last night
>haha yeah how can you tell?
>then goes to ask if I went to the gay club
>leaves phone number

>mfw

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>>79472395
>Please get me out of this country to USA

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>>79472395
>Appeal under Geneva convention
fuck me tim's still got it

>>79472399
yeah I working class scum too

>>79472414
>>79472425
>>79472427
cringe

>>79472395
imagine if tim had access to firearms
crikey

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>>79472462

going to switch from being a contractcuck on Carphone Warehouse to buying dodgy dirt cheap Chinese phones with rolling SIM contracts

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Listening to PPP lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCyzH-n53L0

Niche fetishes lads?

>Carphone Warehouse
yikes

>>79472494
under-knee sweat
armpits

>>79472494
conjoined twins
unwilling (grotesque) absorption/TF

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXCR9-1u9jY

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>>79472494
how niche are we talking

bought a moto g years ago under /g/'s advice

never looked back

why is it nutcases never have nice delusions?

its always stuff like "people are out to get me", and never "everyone loves me and thinks im a god"

>united kingdom
bit of a meme, that

>>79472538
Good link.

>>79472549
>and never "everyone loves me and thinks im a god"
isn't that every namefag here?

>>79472549
>everyone loves me and thinks im a god"
this happens too though, i used to have those delusions myself

>>79472549
Because nice delusions are called visions and dreams and are encouraged by society.

why the fuck is trump kowtowing to the democrats
what an utter moron

>>79472593
i suffer from both 2bh

no-one believes me tho

>>79472488
god taste

>>79472627
why do you care about irrelevant yank shit

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>>79472607

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>>79472627
IT'S 4D CHESS!!!!!

>>79472653
>>79472674
only countries that existed before 1990 are allowed here

meant to start work on tuesday and they haven't even sent me my contract, don't know where i'm going either. feel like not turning up to spite them.

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LOL

cleggycunt getting the karma he deserves for betraying students and jumping into bed with the tories

>>79472549
ever heard of jesus or muhammad or l. ron hubbard?

>>79472549
it's the difference between insanity and religion
fedora this post

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>I want to be a free citizen of the united states of america, not living in this communist russia sort of country like they treat me here
leftypol btfo by timmy

Pronoia is a neologism that is defined as the opposite state of mind to paranoia: having the sense that there is a conspiracy that exists to help the person.

Dr. Fred H. Goldner, writing at Queens College in October 1982, published a paper in Social Problems (V.30, N.1:82-91), in which he used the term pronoia to describe a psychological affliction.[2] He characterized pronoia as a mirror image of paranoia, which leads the sufferer to unrealistically believe that persons or entities conspire to aid them.

>Pronoia is the positive counterpart of paranoia. It is the delusion that others think well of one. Actions and the products of one's efforts are thought to be well received and praised by others. Mere acquaintances are thought to be close friends; politeness and the exchange of pleasantries are taken as expressions of deep attachment and the promise of future support. Pronoia appears rooted in the social complexity and cultural ambiguity of our lives: we have become increasingly dependent on the opinions of others based on uncertain criteria.

>>79472700
>betraying students

well he didn't really have a choice in the matter

>>79472700
kids with cancer so funny

always love hearing my dad's stories of the nutters who live in council flats in tower blocks

one guy called alan thought he was the second coming of christ, eventually he set his flat on fire and got sectioned
another guy nicknamed "NWA" by my dad was some schizophrenic black guy who thought that there was a conspiracy by my dad and the council to get him
then there was this weird bloke who drunk surgical alcohol and obsessively ironed his clothes
another guy would graffiti all over his flat and the tower block and died of a heroin overdose when he was trafficking it in his stomach and the bag burst

oh yeah, plenty of trannies too

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Guys pls help
I want a qt norn iron gf who is traditional evangelical qt and not a thot like pick related from when I tried to find one one culturepals.

>>79472700
ah yes, the so called, self-styled, "tolerant" left

>>79472627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVUSLxQyy9c

>>79472749
fuck off

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excited for the new Mario game

>>79472684
what will you do if i don't leave

>>79472740
stop posting this you sad, unfunny cunt

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Is this the most comfy music ever?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aOlwOW_ECw&ab_channel=ACRetro

>>79472627
uhh... hes uh... trying to get on their side so he can..... get... the.... FUCK OFF LETFYPOL ANTIFA! ITS CALLED 800D CHESS!

excited for the new Cuckio game

>>79472784
cringe

>>79472784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLyL-NBjVNE

>>79472738
when i was in hospital i spent all my time getting pissed off the disinfectant dispensers they have on the walls because the stuff is like 70% ethanol desu

>>79472627
http://www.socialmatter.net/2017/09/11/flexibility-is-peak-modernity/

>>79472848
wasteman

reckon im halfway between Chaotic Good and Chaotic Neutral tbqh

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>reckon im halfway between Chaotic Good and Chaotic Neutral tbqh

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>>79472836
>Jealous aussie didn't get to experience a 10 pound demo bundle
I pity you

>>79472627
>retard cant understand trumps grand strategy at play
what a surprise, lemme spell it out to you moron

this is a brilliant move to buy political capital

Odds are these kids will grow up to be yuge trump supporters too and will give him a 2nd term.

Trump will always win and losers like you will continue to lose.

SAGE SHILL THREADS LIKE THIS

>>79472888
you wear a fedora

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>reckon im halfway between Chaotic Good and Chaotic Neutral tbqh

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>>79472494
quite like noses

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Love Mario games me
Mario 3 was the first game I ever properly got into

fedora posting isn't funny

>>79472949
cringe

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>i vote lib dem

Does anybody really want to throw out good, educated and accomplished young people who have jobs, some serving in the military? Really!.....

>>79472945
the wario land games were better 2bh

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Where where you born?

I was born in St Mary's Hospital London. Any creche-bros here?

>>79472772
not as unfunny as ur moms cunt
i want geniune help and u just shitpost u unfunny roastie

>Tim genuinely believes the govt is silencing him because he's "too good" at singing and the doctors are abusing him
Fucking hell. He wouldn't last the week in America.

>>79472975
all of the mainstream parties are brainlet parties

>>79472993
yeah hed probably get elected ha ha ha

>>79472983
Karachi Islamic Hospital

>>79472784
What do you call this style of music?

It was everywhere in late '90s, early '00s games; GoldenEye, Perfect Dark, TimeSplitters, Oni, EndGame, Turok, etc.

>>79472993
do a link then

>>79472993
I miss Timmy mania and the dentist days. Will there ever be a saga as good as last year?

>>79472983
nambour general hospital

>>79473021
>>79472395
waster

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>There are minor cities in China with bigger populations than Wales

>>79472784
no this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvPpl717sTE

>>79472983
I'm probably more of a creche-father if you know what I mean ;)
haha

*chucks feed and seed*

>>79473045
i want a specific link to where he specifically says that

Tim was the last creative period of /brit/
2014 and 2015 were full of such creative endeavours, and the Tim saga in 2016 was the last cultural identity /brit/ created for itself

>>79473089
???
click on any of them

>>79473012
industrial

>>79473089
just watch one of those videos, they're a minute long

>>79473062
the chinks will start dying out soon because of the skewed male:female ratio

it's pajeets and rasheeds and jamals you have to worry about

>>79473062
yet we could still beat the whole of China at any relevant team sport

>>79473084
*sneeds chuck and fuck*

>>79473108
Definitely not. Industrial is Throbbing Gristle and the like.

Wouldn't even call it Industrial Techno either.

Someone here posted a thing about theorising that Tim still thinks America is in the 70s/80s as he spent his childhood there

>>79472981
naw
Wario World is fun and the WariorWare games were solid DS games, but they lack the same grace of a quality Mario title

fucking hate wales

>>79472494
Girls that laugh loud and hearty like guys.

I want a pure qt traditional lutheran faroenese gf. How to find one
A qt pure russian orthodox gf is ok too

fucking hate whales

>>79473130
the Chinese would destroy wales at basketball

>>79473146
Wouldn't 70s/80s US be even worse?

>>79472983
haha not falling for that

>>79473146
He takes selfies so he's definitely aware of 2010s mainstream popular culture

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bf sent me this

>>79473163
russians aren't human

>>79472848
How can I get into hospital without costing lots of money? probably better than being on welfare desu

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HOW DO I MEET GIRLS LADS

Wish countries still got invaded itnwould bencool af

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>fedora posting isn't funny

>phone supports yank, chinese and russian GPS systems

cool

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>>79473130
>have a billion people
>force them into athleticism at the age of 3
>lengthy training every day so that they might grow up and out-compete the west
>come in 3rd

>>79473211
>what is Ukraine

>>79473202
you don't want to be there, it's shit

but if you're hell bent, get yourself seriously injured or make a fake suicide attempt in a public place

*fucks and sucks chuck*
*chucks and feeds seed to sneed*

eating expired cake

>>79473235
meme invasion

>>79473210
outside

>>79473230
Yanks really are superhuman

>>79473235
never heard of it mate
oh you mean west russia?

>>79473246
soudns like a plan
being on welfare with no job and depressed as shit sucks
will i still get welfare while in horse puddle?

>>79473210
tinder

business idea: military jobs for people will no skills and no experience like how we used to take them, meaning ordinary lads could enjoy being stationed anywhere in the exotic overseas territory of the Empire

business idea: reacquire empire

A new thread... It was all they were thinking.

>>79473352
cringe

secretly want Europe to decent into chaos and ruin
the future I dream of is an English boot stomping on a Continentals face forever

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>>79473267
we had about 3x higher medals going by muh per capita
but phelps is a beast yeh

Despise wales to be frank

>>79473267
>>79473392
both America and Britain use niggers to win their medals for them

might mash my botty

>>79473368
you're mom's pussy... It was all i am thinking

yanks are shit at the olympics per capita and considering they are the richest country in the world, they also get crazy amount of medals abusing the swimming disciplines even though they are all almost the same (don't get me wrong uk abuses cycling too but not as many medals up for grabs there)

N E W !
>>79473412
>>79473412
>>79473412

>>79473422
heh... nuthin personnel china

>>79473289
if you're thinking about staying there long term then forget it unless you've got cancer or severe schizophrenia

>>79473420
What did whales do to you? they are gentle sea giants and taste good

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>>79473230
>The European union

>>79473422
well aside from the pic i posted directly contradicting that
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/manchester-olympic-rio-medal-table-11776638
only 3 of our gold medalists (not counting teams which i cbf to look into but were most likely heavily-white) were black